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>hero comes back after being sealed away

>> No.13014727

>>13014726
btw are you gay?

>> No.13014730

Will this attract mostly boomers or zoomers?

>> No.13014733

the mcrib is shit and is mostly bread
in fact the only good thing at mcdonald's is their breakfast menu

>> No.13014734

The hell is the appeal to these sandwiches? I had it two years ago and thought it would taste somewhat average. No, that was not the case. I was just happy the barbecue sauce covered most of the rank ass tasting pork.

>> No.13014736

probably had to wait until they had enough leftover meat scraps to blend up and pour into a rib shaped mould.

>> No.13014742

>>13014726
I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn’t believe

>> No.13014754

>>13014726
>take poverty tier microwave pork sandwiches
>dip the disgusting mechanically separated meat patties in coastal faggot sweet BBQ that tastes more like syrup than BBQ
>sell them only for a limited time
Tada!

>> No.13014755

>McDonald's buying up all the African swine fever-infected pigs at fire sale prices and selling them to clueless fatties

very based

>> No.13014759 [DELETED] 

>>13014755
OH GOD I ATE A PULLED PORK KING AT BURGER KING THEY WERE SELLING THEM IN A POP-UP DEAL FOR 1.99 EACH, THEY HAD A PIECE OF PRINTER PAPER OUT TO DISPLAY THE PRICE AM I FUCKED??? gOD FUCKIGN dammit ZOGfood again

>> No.13014771
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13014771

>grind up scraps from the every other process throughout the year, freeze it, unfreeze it, press it into a patty
>slather in sauce so you don't see it or taste it
>don't sell it throughout the year to create the illusion of demand
Kill yourself OP. You're a disgusting, poor, uneducated turd.

>> No.13015067

>>13014726
Mcribs suck but I live eating them

>> No.13015080

i would rather take my ass to chick fil a and get an 8 pc grilled nug combo with a mac n cheese side and unsweet tea.

then id open up a buffalo sauce packet and slater it over everything besides the drink

>> No.13015105

>>13014726
I went to my local McDonalds the other day and was told that they were gonna start selling them on the 7th
>>13015080
I might do CFA after work, either that or some greek food

>> No.13015238

Last time I got one was several years ago, and whoever made it just squirted extra bbq sauce on top of the whole sandwich that looked like they threw it into its box from across the restaurant.

>> No.13015310

>>13014730
Coomers

>> No.13015875

>>13014734
its the barbecue sauce
same reason the subway brisket sandwich is good
i like them both
mcdonalds has everything down to a science and tests every product to an extent you would not even believe. mcdonalds is fucking great as a result, and it's generally from the product and not the marketing
the mcrib coming and going is due to pork prices primarily and it isn't a marketing ploy to fake scarcity like black friday n-word attracting shit
the scale at which mcdonalds operates is staggering

>> No.13015958

>>13014754
Also add pickles and raw onions

>> No.13015963

Is it true that McRibs are a seasonal thing because pork meat prices drop, in which Mcdonalds buys a whole bunch of it?

>> No.13016193

>>13015963
yes

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13016468

>available in Germany all year round but I still never got one

>> No.13016474

>>13016468
Hello Achmet.

>> No.13016477

>>13014726
It tastes like ass with smoke flavour anyway.

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>>13016474
I'm from the balkans, faggot

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>>13014734
It brings back memories of when I was in highschool. Rib on a bun it was called, just mashed up pork meat, cooked and then drenched in sauce... mmmm

>> No.13016571

>>13016468
Woman president, not even once

>> No.13016574

>>13016477
I hope you mean female ass but I'm guessing you don't.

>> No.13016587

Getting two tomorrow, can't wait.

>> No.13016603

The McRib is good if the bun isn't stale.
But 9/10 it is

>> No.13016650

>>13016468
Please tell me this is fake. In America this would be a glorified kill box for anyone who has lost a loved one to drugs.

>> No.13016664

>>13016574
ass is ass

>> No.13016700

>>13016664
enjoy parasites

>> No.13016742

>>13016480
same thing

>> No.13016766

>>13014726
b-but the global warming!

>> No.13017991

>>13014726
holy shit BASED

>> No.13019277

>>13015238
Been there, seen that. It's heart-breaking when you've been waiting for a delicious McRib all day, and then someone ruins it :(

>> No.13019397

>>13014726
It never left in Germany. Suck it, burgers.

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13020000

>Mfw I just buy these and it tastes just as good

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>>13020000
it doesn't but thanks for posting anyway

>> No.13020019

>>13020000
Holy shit. I just noticed

>> No.13020028

>>13020000
Truly a wasted fucking get.

>> No.13020039

>>13014726
the mcrib is disgusting

>> No.13020192

Is this thing actually good? I’ve never tried it before and I’m thinking about doing it this year

>> No.13020194

>>13014727
I'm not sure if that matters.

>> No.13020217

>>13014726
>Finally back
>comes back literally every fucking year
If it were halfway decent, it'd be available year. It's fucking trash, so they just entice people who are dumb as rocks with "limited availability."

>> No.13020859

>>13014726
the mcrib and its hotdogmeat-pressed-into-a-rib-shape contents will never be good.

what they need to bring back to USA is their best menu item of all-time: the angus third-pounder

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13020873

>>13020859
I think you mean the Arch Deluxe.

>> No.13020926

>>13016742
KYS, balkan women are hot

>> No.13021450

>>13020926
hot gorillas, maybe, Achmet

>> No.13021461

wait a minute... buying a mcrib? we can do better than that

https://youtu.be/aOBfSvyHOdc

>> No.13021592

>>13020192
>Is this thing actually good?
Is standing around 12 hours in Times Square on New Years Eve fun? It just depends on the person. The McRib, for some (me!), is a nice comfort fun food when the weather turns cool. Some non-descript "meat" with pickles, onions, and a tasty sauce, seasonally available, and a happy time.

Your good time with the McRib you try will be dependent upon the sauce amount. If you have a server whose having a bad day, you might get a McRib with almost no sauce, or waaaay too much sauce (which ruins it, too). Hopefully you'll get one just right.

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13021837

I just tried one after not having it for years and it tasted way better than the last time I had it.
That's not high praise mind you, but I was pleasantly surprised.
Also Signature Sauce is just a worse Zax Sauce

>> No.13021856

>nearest one that has it is 40 miles away

sure is back :|

>> No.13021869

this was my favorite cafeteria food in grade school

>> No.13021872

>>13016603
I used to work at McDonald’s the buns are always hard and stale which is why they toast them to soften them up. They literally leave the bread bags open all day leading to the bread to get hard.

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>>13014730
Pre-boomers.

My 81-year-old grandmother calls me the moment she hears about it. She thinks its the greatest sandwich ever made.

>> No.13022520

>>13022506
100% Definitely a Pre-boomer/boomer

"Oh it's exclusive? That must mean it's good right!?"


Imagine falling for the fucking manufactured scarcity meme.

>> No.13022536

>>13016650
Its some kind of real. Police let them deal with drugs 24/7 without making problems.

>> No.13022773

>>13020859
>angus third-pounder
it didn't sell particularly well, mostly because the kind of people who spend money in McDonalds thought that 1/3lb was less meat than 1/4lb because American education system

>> No.13022780

>>13020859
I can give you an angus pounder

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13022983

>>13022773
>believing clickbait from facebook

It's probably because the target customer for 1/3rd pound angus burgers were already going Hardee's/Carl's Jr. for the last TEN YEARS and by the time McDonald's introduced it, nobody cared

>> No.13023014

>>13014726
nothing heroic about a shit sandwich

>> No.13023295

>>13015105
>not saucing your drink
never gon make it

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13023303

I make my own, thanks

>> No.13023374

>>13016650
A killbox not only for that, but for:
>rival drug dealers
>opportunistic thieves with nothing to lose
>veteran serial killers looking for easy marks
>first time murderers who want to get their feet wet
>D.A.R.E terrorists
>broke druggies willing to kill for a fix
>virtuistic vigilantes looking to clean up the neighborhoods
>virtuistic citizens looking to kill just to make a political point on how incredibly fucking stupid it is providing a safe space to drug dealers in a public park

And so on and so forth.

>> No.13023382

>>13023374
Now that’s precision German efficiency.