/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13023671]

OMG, is milk tea only for faggots and soyboys? Why the fuck didn't anybody inform me of this?

http://neotokyo2099.com/2019/07/10/former-morning-musume-member-kudo-haruka-apologizes-for-comments-about-guys-who-drink-milk-tea/

[Anonymous No.13023682]

Whooooooooo caaaaaaaaaaaaaaares

[Anonymous No.13023708]

i tried it once the first time it was popular in the states (It comes in waves)
I was disgusted by the bubbles. I don't even mind rice but the bubbles are completely flavorless and chewy
>inb4 flyover trash

[Anonymous No.13023711]

Gummy candy in a sugar coffee. Nice.

[Anonymous No.13023714]

>>13023708
wtf does rice have to do with anything

[Anonymous No.13023722]

>>13023714
asian rice also doesn't taste like much

[Anonymous No.13023735]

>>13023682
Yeah I'm not actually sure what goes through most anons minds as they decide something warrants a thread

[Anonymous No.13023738]

I remember in Malaysia there was an old dude who would set up a tiny ass shop outside my school. It was popular with everyone. Just a plastic table and chair with the mixing machine + the powders. It was basically just sugar powder mixed with water.

Nowadays the bubble tea craze has gone insane and there are expensive 'designer luxury bubble tea' shops popping up everywhere.

[Anonymous No.13023744]

This is the next level up from the 'old man stand' outside the school. It has an umbrella and many flavored powders.

[Anonymous No.13023748]

Even fancier upgrade. The stall is built into a truck/trailer.

[Anonymous No.13023759]

Becoming big business. Look at that queue.

[Anonymous No.13023811]

i thought you already knew that you were a soyboy faggot, OP. Sorry. lmao just kidding i'm not sorry, you literal cocksucking fag

[Anonymous No.13024378]

Milk tea is like asian starbucks. Loaded with cream and sugar and just enough caffeine to justify to yourself the several hundred calories

[Anonymous No.13024985]

I Iove the taro bubble tea.


What's Taro?

[Anonymous No.13025002]

>>13024985
its a sweet purplish yam-like root

flavour is like vanilla

[Anonymous No.13025017]

>>13023738
It would be nice to have a bubble tea that was more freshly flavored with bubbles that have more of the flavor of the chosen tea infused

[Anonymous No.13025044]

>>13023671
didn't we have this twice last week?

[Anonymous No.13025063]

>>13025044
You could say the same about 90% of /ck/ threads mate

[Anonymous No.13025223]

>>13025063
The same about threads in every single board. It's like there are people who religiously make the same threads over and over again, or they are bots. For what purpose, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.13025228]

>>13025223
>>13025044

its the boba tea mafia

[Anonymous No.13025232]

Do people actually let their fragile masculinity dictate what they eat and drink?

[Anonymous No.13025245]

>>13025232
I can see you've never been to the Midwest or the deep South. Everything for men is regulated by what makes you gay or not. Waitresses where I'm from don't automatically give straws to male customers because it's gay for a man to use a straw. They have to ask. Also eating sushi makes you gay. Also if you have too good of hygiene or groom yourself too well they'll call you gay. I only wish I was joking

[Anonymous No.13025261]

>>13023671
Literally who gives a fuck, this is celebrity tabloid bullshit from another country.

[Anonymous No.13025288]

>>13025245
dios mios....
el ogre de las americanos.....

[Anonymous No.13025298]

I went to Tapioca Express the other day with a friend, and when I came back with my caramel snow bubble boba, my friend informed me that what i had ordered was, in fact, a chick drink. Needless to say I was appalled. I became paraniod that every person who looked at me delicately stirring/sipping/chewing my delicious balls/pearls was silently judging my manhood, thinking to themselves 'Wow, that guy is really girly".

[Anonymous No.13025353]

>>13025245
Nice try. I live in the Midwest, I'm just not bitch-made spineless.

[Anonymous No.13025387]

Dumb overated hipster shit, doesn't even taste good

[Anonymous No.13025388]

Bruh, you asked this in redditor/roastie/soyboy central. Just look at all the butthurt you caused and how they type.

[Anonymous No.13025392]

>>13023811
Being this painfully bad at banter I can only assume you're a woman.

[Anonymous No.13025396]

>>13025388
>calls others out for being redditor/roastie/soyboy
>acts like even more of a whiny bitch
Manchildren and no self-awareness, name a more iconic duo.

[Anonymous No.13025404]

>>13025245
>Also if you have too good of hygiene or groom yourself too well they'll call you gay.
Unless you’re a nigger nobody will think you’re gay for having good hygiene.

[Anonymous No.13025408]

>>13025396
your butt and hurt

[Anonymous No.13025413]

>>13025408
Thanks for proving my point lmao

[Anonymous No.13025419]

>>13023722
>if I don't soak my rice is oils and seasonings, is it *really* food?
It tastes plenty, your tastebuds are just ruined by processed foods and an ultra-high sugar diet.

[Anonymous No.13025425]

>>13025419
>is oils and seasonings
*in oils and seasonings

[Anonymous No.13025978]

>>13025419
white people be like "plain white rice is a flavor explosion and if you ever salt your food then you're a sugar addicted beetus nigger"

[Anonymous No.13026020]

>>13025978
Or maybe you are a retarded fat American who is so stupid they don't know how rice is used in most cultures? You make a flavorful main dish and accompany it with a relatively bland, starchy helping of rice to both balance it out and provide the majority of the meal's sustinance. Once again though, your tastebuds are probably so fucked from your processed, high sugar diet that the idea is alien to you.

[Anonymous No.13026108]

Honestly, the little balls on the bottom are the worst part of it. I tried a regular milk one, but the flavor was mediocre. To me, it's just another over hyped food craze that will die by next year

[Anonymous No.13026557]

>>13023671
seriously though, why do people drink this? interested in honest non-meme answers

[Anonymous No.13026579]

>>13026557
Do you mean the bubbles? It feels like ropy strings of cum hitting the back of your throat and sliding deliciously into the stomach.

[Anonymous No.13026604]

>>13026557
I guess I just like the texture. I also like slimy things. I made my dad try it once and he screamed in public "WHAT IS THIS CUM DRINK?!" Fucking boomers. I was so embarassed.

[Anonymous No.13026619]

>Not liking the pearls
You do know that they have other options, right? If you want something fresher then you can get a non-milk-based tea with aloe pieces or something.

[Anonymous No.13026739]

>>13023671
Aren't japanese people really anal about eating and drinking in public? Like you're not supposed to eat or drink while walking around and doing so on the train is like a grey area but still looked down on? Love how faggot flyover westerners are always trying to say what is and isn't ok to like because they don't even have the option anyways lol

[Anonymous No.13026835]

>>13023708
>completely flavorless
You went to a shit place or you just didn't know what to order. The place near me has tapioca balls soaked in brown sugar syrup

>and chewy
That's the fucking point. Were you expecting jawbreakers?

[Anonymous No.13026847]

>>13026739
There's no good reason to stop people from eating while walking because you're just passing people by, but sitting in public spaces not designated as dining areas and forcing everybody to endure your eating ritual is obnoxious no matter where you are in the world.

[Anonymous No.13026866]

>>13026020
>getting this ass hurt over obvious bait

I don't think 4chan is the place for you.

[Anonymous No.13026878]

>>13026866
Let me get this straight for you: you are a horrible moron and need to die. Rice is never used for bait, fish don't eat it much. You don't understand the first thing about rice and think eating it properly is a white people thing because "spices"? It is time for you to rethink your entire life.

[Anonymous No.13026888]

Bubble Tea is ok sometimes

[Anonymous No.13026896]

>>13026739
>they don't even have the option anyways

Hate to break this to you but flyovers have everything you coastal faggots have minus the large caravans of illegal brown people and shit covered streets.

[Anonymous No.13026898]

>>13026878
actually, rice (cooked) is great for feeding fish

[Anonymous No.13026915]

>>13026878
Cry harder reddit tier Eurofag. Also I'm not reading your blogpost.

[Anonymous No.13026954]

>>13026896
I'm sure generic franchises have as much going on as major cities

[Anonymous No.13027040]

>>13025392
seethe, bitch lmao

[Anonymous No.13027066]

>>13026020
>yuropoors
>dumb amerifat your diet is so oversaturated with SUGAR and FAT that you can't appreciate the complex flavor of unseasoned white rice!
>also yuropoors
>dumb amerifat don't you know that you're supposed to eat BLAND, STARCHY unseasoned white rice with something that actually has a flavor?
God I can't wait until we as a people finally get tired of your continent's shit and nuke you into a smoking crater.

[Anonymous No.13027072]

>>13026954
Pretty damn sure Chicago is a major city in the Midwest. Another thing...not everybody in California lives in a major city either.

[Anonymous No.13027088]

>>13027066
If we went back into isolation they would start fighting each other again. We could take bets on which countries get invaded by China and Russia first.

[Anonymous No.13027137]

>>13026896
>w-we have vast fields of hfcs corn, roundup ready soybeans and warehoused factory farmed meat
>all of our produce comes from the 5th largest economy in the world, CA, which strangely enough we consider communist eventhough we also think communism is a failed economic system
Flyovers, everybody!

[Anonymous No.13027924]

>>13027137
>all produce comes from california
literally all of it gets shipped in from other countries, especially mexico, it all passes through california, which is why you'd think that