best way to get started drinking coffee

[Anonymous No.13042712]

been recently thinking about starting to drink coffee (as in espresso/latte), i already have an espresso machine so what would be the best way to make a good coffee also what beans are the best for espresso/latte

[Anonymous No.13042782]

>>13042712
I find putting it in a cup and grasping the cup and bringing the rim close to my facial orifice works well. The liquid can be tipped into my orifice or I can extend my lips in the manner of an aerial refueling probe, using labial maneuvers to create a partial vacuum which serves to induce the hot liquid to flow into my orifice. From there a series of reflexive contractions of my esophagus tends to cause the liquid to pass into my stomach for processing

If you need further help your nearest hospital should be able to shove a tube down your throat and just pump the stuff in like a porno cock ejaculating down a teen girl’s neck hole

[Anonymous No.13042783]

Buy a nespresso machine with ristretto capsules (the black ones) and make coffee with them. Add sugar to taste (1 tsp or 1 & 1/4) and if you fancy it some milk to make it macchiato.

If you want a more easy start then make cappuccino so there’s 75% milk and 25% coffee.

[Anonymous No.13042790]

>>13042712
operate the espresso machine.

[Anonymous No.13042804]

>>13042712
There are bean labelled as espresso beans, buy those. Which brand is best depends on your preferences.
For a latte you will need something to create milk foam, it's not the same but you can also drink espresso with non foamed milk.

[Anonymous No.13042816]

Caffeine a horrible addiction.

[Anonymous No.13042820]

>>13042782
Labial maneuvers

[Anonymous No.13042821]

>>13042816
Having the force of will of a 5 years old kid is even worse

[Anonymous No.13042870]

>>13042782
Imagine trying this hard to get your cheesy plebbitor "joke" accross.

[Anonymous No.13042875]

>>13042783
P L E B T I E R

[Anonymous No.13042886]

>>13042783
but aren't the espresso machines with the handles better?

[Anonymous No.13042895]

>>13042783
that shit is delicious, in my mom's town they make this "coffee with cream" shit's oooh delicious, only other place I've tasted such greatness is in Bologna, Italy.

[Anonymous No.13042896]

>>13042804
i think i already have a milk frother on my machine. is there much of a difference between brand named beans that are sold at a supermarket and ones from a dedicated coffee store or is that just meme tier?

[Anonymous No.13042897]

>>13042783
is the process a short pour or r they just called that?
>>13042712
the simplest drinks are espresso shots or americanos n top with milk if you like, I don't like 'espresso' beans myself i just use a dark roast coffee I like. make sure to tamper it properly to get good crema. happy caffeinating

[Anonymous No.13042901]

also is it best to grind the beans or is pre ground coffee (not instant) fine?

[Anonymous No.13042903]

>>13042875
Maybe but since he said that he wants to start drinking coffee I suggested a quick way to taste a good one without the risks of tasting shit coffee for whatever the fuck reasons and/or because he’s inexperienced.

Another quick option If you have a moka (if not buy it they’re cheap) and feel like capsules are gay then buy pic related if you can find it and make your fine espresso.

With that said nespresso is perfectly ok for what it is.

If you want to reach peak autism see this:

https://www.amazon.com/KAMIRA-Express-Stovetop-Espresso-CHRISTMAS/dp/B01EI9AJDQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?keywords=Kamira&qid=1570719207&sr=8-1>>13042870

[Anonymous No.13042914]

>>13042895
Yes it’s good and easy to make, it’s great for breakfast with a croissant or as a treat during cold days.

>>13042897
I didn’t understand the question

[Anonymous No.13042925]

>>13042914
they make a lot of that in my town, have never seen them do it, but I suspect they do it with special milk (this I'm sure of since I've seen the brick) and with that stick that throws hot air

[Anonymous No.13043028]

>>13042925
>special milk

It’s regular milk, the hot steam pumped in the milk in the brick both warms it and makes the foam (literally air).

Cold milk works better.

[Anonymous No.13043039]

>>13043028
I know for a fact that it is special milk, extra greasy or some shit like that, at least in my town, I've seen the brick myself

[Anonymous No.13043130]

>>13043039
Where do you live?

[Anonymous No.13043158]

>>13043130
Spain, but that says nothing about coffee, coffee is trash in 99% of spain, it so happens that my town has got a coffee importer, so they get high quality beans plus very good coffee tradition, just in that town pretty much anywhere else in spain it is trash, can only compare it to the one in Bologna, Italy, and even then, I think the one in my little town tastes better, mostly because of the milk, but I must confess I'm by no means a coffee expert

[Anonymous No.13043389]

>>13042896
Depends. Supermarket is fine imo, it's more important to find something you like. There is no point in buying expensive beans if they are too mild, or too strong or too acidic or whatever for your tastes.

[Anonymous No.13043397]

>>13042901
Grinding yourself is much better

[Anonymous No.13044361]

[Anonymous No.13044379]

>>13042712
buy the instant crap. try decaf first (decaffinated)

if you like that. then buy more

[Anonymous No.13044396]

>>13044379
worst fucking advice ever, instant crap is just that, pure crap

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13044444]

>>13043039
>>13043158
>extra greasy
..butter milk coffee ?
whole milk vs 2% ?
I could see 5% but nothing richer than that

what constitutes 'normal' milk in spain

[Anonymous No.13044609]

>>13042821
Shaky hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.13044634]

>>13044444
One day I was watching the Simpsons at the tv and homer was asking Marge how could she let he getting so fat, then Marge replied:

>”I’m not the one who puts butter in his coffee”

Guess what, I tried it. I was 25.

[Anonymous No.13044643]

>>13044634
*become so fat