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Store bought chicken and foods are pretty good!

>> No.13045136

They roast it in a way that maximizes aromas since the smellz is what drives people to buy em.
After eating couple bites its pretty meh.

>> No.13045214

I like buying them to shred and saturate with sauce

>> No.13045390

>>13045214
this is the way
i just stir in mayo and black pepper and it's good like that. doesnt even need to be warm, especially with a little salad

>> No.13045402

>>13045390
Mayo

No!

>> No.13045411

>>13045390
Trailer park slop, best served cold with a side of processed white bread and plenty of Coors Light tallboys

>> No.13045422

What a coincidence, I actually picked a rotisserie chicken up while I was at the market earlier today. Pretty cheap for the amount of food you get. The only problem is that it can be kinda a pain in the ass to eat because the pieces are not separated.

>> No.13045427

>>13045411
correct

>> No.13045781

>>13045120
>no gluten chicken
kek

>> No.13045789

>>13045120
I grab some flour tortillas some cumin and end up making chicken tacos.

Maybe get fancy with large tortillas, rice, and refried beans to make a burrito

>> No.13045794

>>13045120
I bought a rotisserie chicken on Monday. I ate the whole thing.
I took a life. And I don't feel guilty.

>> No.13045834

>>13045120
I just get them from costco.

>> No.13045840

part on my french but why the fuck would you buy this crap instead of making it yourself?

>> No.13045930

>>13045794
>I don't feel guilty.
Of course you didn't, you were pretty much the furthest removed you could have been from the killing itself.
You'd probably feel more guilty if you were a bit more involved.
I recommend you start by taking a whole raw fryer and cutting it into pieces yourself.

>> No.13045964

>>13045840
>part on
what did he mean by this

>> No.13045971

>>13045964
He's not a native English speaker, he's trying to account for the possibility that he may of misunderstood and is blaming that partially on his being of French origin

>> No.13045996

>>13045781
I thought the gluten meme was over
can't believe glutencels are so unaware that they need a label on roasted meat telling them that the icky gluten is not to be found in it

>> No.13046010

>>13045781
While I think that the gluten-free shit is out of control as well, you're retarded if you truly believe that nobody has ever put breadcrumbs on chicken before.

>> No.13046013

>>13046010
>breadcrumbs
>rotisserie chicken
Kill yourself dude. Find one rotisserie chicken anywhere that has breadcrumbs on it and I'll eat my dick on stream

>> No.13046026

>>13045996
As I said:
>>13046010
If you had any reading comprehension at all you would understand that the label clearly states "Made with no gluten containing ingredients", which implicitly denotes they are aware that chicken itself does not contain gluten as chicken is an ingredient. However, in many cases people will add wheat products to things that did not contain them to begin with, do making the statement as a marketing indicator should be no surprise, except to people with IQ 55 or less

>> No.13046040

>>13046026
Imagine being this deep on the autism spectrum. Absolutely Sad.

>> No.13046058

>>13045781
>>13045996
>>13046010
>>13046013
>>13046026
It’s labelled that way because a lot of roast chickens have stuffing, made with flour.
t. Coeliac

>> No.13046062

>>13046058
i would still try to sell you oatmeal

>> No.13046063

>>13046058
Kill yourself genetic failure
Again, find me a rotisserie chicken in the country of the united states of america that contains any stuffing. You can't.

>> No.13046080

>>13045120
store rotisserie chicken is always overcooked shit.
it taste decently when it's freshly made and still hot, otherwise it's always dry as fuck, especially the breast part

>> No.13046085

>>13046062
That is okay, I can eat oats with no consequences.
>>13046063
>again
USA was not mentioned in the posts I replied to nor the thread, you fucking mongoloid. Stuffed roast chickens are common place in Australian grocery stores.

>> No.13046090

>>13046085
Nobody cares about Australia.

>> No.13046093

>>13046085
Who cares about the third world? Your chinese neighbors probably sell pee pee eggs out of their house, do you need them to label those gluten free as well?

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>>13046090

>> No.13046697

If you aren't using your breast meat and wings for soup the next day, you're fucking up. You can stretch a $5 loss leader chicken into several days of meals.

>> No.13046714

>>13045834
based and costcopilled

>> No.13046718

>>13046697
>$5
only at costco, twice as much elsewhere

>> No.13046720

>>13046718
Sam's club. Bjs. Having a club membership should be a requirement for posting here.

>> No.13046755

>>13046720
>black costco
uh no

>> No.13046778

>rotisserie chicken
near rotten chicken injected with saltwater

>> No.13046847

>>13046778
Wrong. These birds are fine, especially at costco. But if it makes you feel edgy or contrarian or whatever, go right ahead.

>> No.13046848

>>13046778
Read that on your favorite boomer mom scamming website?

>> No.13046857

>>13046093
i know this is bait, but large portions of the USAare basically 2nd world tier compared to australia

>> No.13046885

>>13046857
yeah the black neighborhoods. but your abbo reservations cancel those out. comparing melbourne to flint MI isnt exactly a fair comparison

>> No.13046916

>>13045422
>a pain in the ass to eat because the pieces are not separated.
Don't you have a mom or a social worker to help you ?

>> No.13047184

>>13045834
The ones in other stores are tiny and cost way more.

>> No.13048176

>>13045840
Rotisserie chickens at my local store are actually cheaper than a whole raw chicken for some reason

>> No.13048188

>>13047184
This is so true. I like Publix in general but they charge like $7.99 for birds in the 2.25 lb range. Just can't justify the purchase to myself in a world where costco asks 5 bucks for much bigger chickens.

>> No.13048342

>>13048176
Loss leader. Plus they use chicken that's reached it's sell by date so can't remain on the shelves any longer.

>> No.13048353
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13048353

My daddy brings me chicken every day while I'm in the ward.

>> No.13048375

>>13045840
>part on my french
what

>> No.13048830

>>13048342
>Plus they use chicken that's reached it's sell by date so can't remain on the shelves any longer.
This. And any they don't sell they shred and either put it in ready made deli meals or chicken salad.

>> No.13048857

Storebought grilled chicken and potatosallad is god tier.

>> No.13048884

>>13048830
They have to do that shit to make bank and it isn't harmful. Margins are very low in food retailing.

>> No.13048890

>>13048884
My local grocery stores chicken salad is actually really good.

>> No.13048914

>>13046697
what are you supposed to eat the first day, just drumsticks?

>> No.13048966

>>13045120
You have pretty low expectations for food. Enjoy anon.

>> No.13049056

>>13048914
Once home from the store, immediately eat the skin, which is the best part. Discard the wings, obviously, because wings are trash. Next eat the oysters. If still hungry, eat a drumstick or two.

This leaves you 2 thighs and 2 breasts, which should easily provide 6 further meals.

Then use the carcass to make stock.

>> No.13049095

>>13049056
what are the oysters?

>> No.13049117

>>13049095
They are 2 tasty bits of meat on the back of the bird near the thighs.

>> No.13049123

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyster_(fowl)

>> No.13049214

>Be cashier
>Quakecon 2017
>Hear what seems like somebody constantly dropping 5lb weights
>See Doomguy cosplayer
>He buys 10 rotisserie chickens.
>Leaves and tips me 10 bucks
Never get a summer job to pay for Christmas presents. That's my life advice

>> No.13049235

>>13045120
Save the bones, freezem if you have to and then make some chicken broth out of them.

Throw bones in pot, some celery, onions, carrots and simmer for a few hours then strain through a fine mesh.

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>>13045120
Add that to some mama brand duck raman and you're eating like a king, enough to share with your queen.

>> No.13049303

>>13049214
No, get a summer job to stay by a beach and have access to really hot chicks. What are you a doofus that thinks of Christmas during summers of hot chicks?

>> No.13049314

>>13049303
needed to get out of the house and go "Maybe I should work part-time so I can afford something nice for my family and friends since I never get them anything good". Also there's no beaches close to where I live only glorified indoor beaches at the casinos

>> No.13049319

>>13045964
>>13045971
>>13048375
Pardon my french, assholes
Have you faggots never seen Tremor?

>> No.13049335

>>13046085
Y-you guys get stuffing with common rotisserie chickens? Is it like my thanksgiving turkey stuffing?

>> No.13049368

>>13049314
That was a requirement for me to stay at some relatives house on the beach. Get a job and pay your own way or you're not staying here... so I did that.
That was a fun job too, building maintance stuff, watering plants and mowing lawns. Good times, right on the beach.

>> No.13049371

>>13049335
You cook the stuffing seperatly, then stuff it. Damn you weirdos, it's not even Halloween yet. What are you Canadian?

>> No.13049443

>>13049056
>Discard the wings, obviously, because wings are trash.

Opinion disregarded. Not only are they most delicious part of the bird; they're by far the most nutritious.

>> No.13049455

>>13049095
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyster_(fowl)

The pleb filter of fowl, because everyone who thinks they know about food sings its praises when in fact it's just ordinary bits of dark meat.

>> No.13049639

>>13049455
yeah I looked it up after he said that and saw. I thought they were talking about chicken testicles or some shit and didn't know what the fuck that was about. if it's a rotisserie chicken that part is usually drenched in grease and the last part of the carcass I take apart

>> No.13049655

Bland shit. I still buy the when I need some chicken for a salad or fried taquitos though. Way less work and cheaper than raw chicken.

>> No.13050220

>>13049443
It is just skin and bones. Nothing magically nutritious about it compared to other parts of the bird, either.

>> No.13050225

>>13049455

We were discussing how a chicken could be used to create several meals. Also, the oysters are tasty, there is a reason chefs rave about them. Somebody like you should probably stick to nuggers though.

>> No.13050231

>>13049639
What explains your testicle obsession?

>> No.13050234

>>13045120
For me it’s the store made soup. I’m just bummed they haven’t made any sweet potato chili for fall/winter yet.

>> No.13050302

>>13049455
Its not "ordinary bits". Its widely regarded and mentioned by nearly ever major chef to be the single best bites of the whole bird.

>> No.13050343

>>13046085
australia doesn't even exist dumbass. that's from the mad max movies.

>> No.13050349

>>13045120
Yeah I buy foods at the store very often and I do like it. My best thing to do to it is eat it.

>> No.13050357
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13050357

Everybody dance the Funky Chicken!

>> No.13050360

>>13046857
Large portions of the USA are under Soviet control?

Actually, I'd believe it nowadays.

>> No.13050364

>>13050360
Yeah man, it's Red Dawn!

>> No.13050377

>>13050360
We're all speaking Russian here and have cute Russian girlfriends.

>> No.13050395

>>13050360
The chair is against the wall.
The chair is against the wall.

>> No.13050534

>>13050343
this.
sweden doesn't exist either. both are a lie created to sell maps.

>> No.13050643

>>13050231
aside from real oysters I've only ever heard that term used to refer to animal testicles. prairie oysters are bull testicles.

>> No.13050980

>>13046093
>your country is turning into Brazil
>you make fun of Aussies
4channel is going to suck more and more as you mutts get even muttier.

>> No.13051500

I had a friend who used to buy half roast chickens from the rotisserie at Woolies. He'd chow down on them in his car and then just chuck the empty bag full of bones on his back seat. He ate these things all the time but he'd go months without cleaning out the bags.

It was fucking disgusting. When we found out about his guilty secret, we realised the true reason he sold his old Commodore and got a new one.

Imagine the smell.

>> No.13051579

>>13049371
I work in a high end grocery store and we're starting to get winter holiday shit already. As in stockings and red and green pajamas.

Also who the fuck buys clothes at a grocery store?

>> No.13051791

>>13045422
>The only problem is that it can be kinda a pain in the ass to eat because the pieces are not separated.
Fucking millennials.

>> No.13051805

>>13045120
the 5 dollar walmart rotisserie chicken is based as fuck

>> No.13051841

My rotisserie chicken never tastes as good as store bought what's the deal? I brined it, I seasoned it. Skin tastes great but the inside lacks any flavor at all. Fucking ronco lied to me

>> No.13051860

>>13051841
Are you cooking it on an actual rotating spit though?

>> No.13051861

>>13051860
Yes of course

>> No.13051869

>>13051861
Alright, had to ask considering the majority of the people here are a sneeze away from being clinically retarded.

>> No.13051890

>>13045840
I can buy a raw chicken for the same price and I make a lot of things that just require cooked chicken

>> No.13051900

>>13045411
with some mayo and onions that sounds like a pretty good time

>> No.13051901
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>>13046010
I had a person order gluten free chicken parm with pasta
>No problem, make gluten free pasta, fry chicken without breadcrumbs, sauce and serve
>she send it back saying it's missing the breadcrumbs

>> No.13051915

>>13050360
you're pretty clever anon

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>>13049455
Right. Everyone knows the best part of the turkey is the neck!

>> No.13051999

i worked in the hot food section of a grocery store for 2 years selling these things

good times

>> No.13052037

>>13051999
Is it though? I've worked at Whole Foods for the last several years and it always looked miserable. Half of the people in the kitchens are alcoholics and the other half aggressively don't speak English.

>> No.13052170

>>13049455
My favorite part is the backbone. I roast it along with the spatchcocked bird and eat the meat right off of the spine. So tender, fatty and juicy. Doesn't even need to be seasoned.

>> No.13052184

>>13051861
Are you seasoning under the skin?

>> No.13052845

I shred them up and mix them with Greek yogurt, dill, red pepper and celery when I want to make chicken salad to last for the next week or so

>> No.13052968

>>13052845
You should tell /fit/ about this, sounds pretty good and healthy and it would be a nice change of pace for them

>> No.13052978
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13052978

>Glutamate laden factory chicken
>pretty good

>> No.13053115

>>13052184
How you do that?

>> No.13053283

>>13053115
Make a slit and slide any seasoning you want in there and spread it around.

>> No.13053321

>>13053283
Wouldn't that just season the outside more? How would it get inside the meat

>> No.13053393

>>13052968
Greek yogurt adds so much more flavor compared to mayonnaise and it tastes way less greasy

>> No.13053398

>>13045120
Get the Wegmans BBQ seasoned or Lemon Garlic next time, you'll thank me.

>> No.13053418

>>13053393
indeed, but the way you sell it to /fit/ is by talking about the protein. I bet if you used half-goat labneh and capers it'd be pretty good too

>> No.13055234

>>13048914
Literally whatever you want. If I'm grabbing a rotisserie chicken I'm snagging a loaf of bread too, tear a drum off, tear some bread off. Wings will get you the best flavor in your soup, so I save those. Then strip the carcass down, snack on whatever you want. Everything left goes in the soup.

>> No.13055279

>>13053321
It doesn't. It's just a meme cooking technique. The only way to get the flavor of the spices into the meat is to add the desired spices to a brine and let it sit in the fridge with the brine all night

>> No.13055599

>>13051791
All he said is that it was difficult old man

>> No.13056168

>>13049056
>2 thighs and 2 breasts
>6 further meals
t. 5'4" manlet

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13056174

>>13045422
Allow me to introduce you to a tool so revolutionary and life changing it will blow your mind.

>> No.13056177

>>13046058
You dont have celiacs. You were either misdiagnosed or are self diagnosed.

>> No.13056197

>>13055279
Maybe that's where I messed up. Only did it for a few hours and it was just salt water. I'll try adding spices thanks

>> No.13056208

>>13055599
>breaking down a whole chicken is difficult
Does mumsy have to wipe your ass after you do #2?

>> No.13056229

>whole raw chicken costs around £10 - $15
>same size rotisserie cooked in the same store costs ~ £6
explain this

>> No.13056231

>>13045136
What's the secret? I want to roast my own just to smell it.

>> No.13056457

>>13056229
loss leading

>> No.13056731

>>13048342
This is false, Kroger orders all of their deli chicken SPECIFICALLY for deli use, and any good deli manager will throw out bad chicken, the only thing you have to worry about with kroger chicken is the oil because the lazy cunts that close rarely clean the fryers good enough
Source: i worked in the deli for 3 years while in university

>> No.13056810

>>13056731
Just because it reached the sell by date doesn't mean it's gone bad but it does mean they aren't supposed to sell it afterwards so cooking and selling it that day allows them to recover something.

>> No.13056887

>>13045411
Imagine being so insecure you have to be condescending on an African brick eating forum

>> No.13056894

>>13045120
I have found one grocery store near me that makes the most delicious rotisserie chicken w/herbs. The place is really expensive, but the chickens are so good that I'll shell out the $$ for them.

The next place would be a restaurant near me, but they are more expensive than the grocery store so I just eat that when I go there.

>> No.13056899

>>13052037
Whole Foods rotisserie chickens are gross. They taste like nothing.

>> No.13056904

>>13045120
Buy a rotisserie chicken and score it then paint it in duck sauce and heat in the oven then add more duck sauce then eat it with rice or else you're a literal nigger

>> No.13056909

>>13056229
>>13056457
the ones that go on the rotisserie are the ones that have reached their expiration date and can't be kept for sale anymore

>> No.13057196

>>13045834
My costco got rid of the bakery and food court. Why would they do this?

>> No.13057617

>>13056168
No, just not a fatass landwhale.

>> No.13057782

R/whoosh

>> No.13058452

>>13051901
>"Well I can have SOME gluten I meant!"
>proceeds to 1 star your restaurant anywhere they can on the internet