Food-related urban legends

[Anonymous No.13053589]

When I was a kid, people used to say McDonald's burgers were made out of worms.

[Anonymous No.13053780]

My mom would never go near a KFC or Jack in box because of stories above fried rats she heard somehow. I don't doubt that that happens but in hindsight it seems like a weird hangup given how much we went to McDonalds, Burger King etc back then.

[Anonymous No.13053808]

people say it's an insult to the chef if I order my steak well done or something

though I can't remember if that was untrue or if I just don't give a fuck about insulting wagies because I have a big dick

[Anonymous No.13053821]

>>13053808
Chefs don't care. They just give you the shittiest, oldest, closest to rotten piece of meat in the restaurant because you won't be able to tell the difference anyway.

[Anonymous No.13053827]

>>13053589

If you swallow a bay leaf it will cut your intestines up like a razor blade.

[Anonymous No.13053848]

I lived down the street from a Chef Boyardee(?) plant and rumour has it they pissed in the cans. Still ate it sometimes.

[Anonymous No.13053863]

If you can't afford to pay for food the restaurant makes you wash their dishes.

Truth is they just call the cops.

[Anonymous No.13053869]

>>13053848
you little pervert

[Anonymous No.13054056]

Ma used to tell me an apple tree would grow in my stomach if I swallowed apple seeds. I thought this sounded really cool so I swallowed all the apple seeds I could. It never happened.

[Anonymous No.13054182]

At summer camp I used to think "Bug Juice" was actually made from juicing insects.

[Anonymous No.13054207]

>>13053589
In school they used to say if you swallowed gum you'd fart a bubble in 7 years

[Anonymous No.13054218]

1. They changed the store from "Kentucky Fried Chicken" to KFC because what they serve is no longer technically chicken.

2. They're genetically engineering chicken-insect hybrids with 20 legs and 20 wings on one creature

[Anonymous No.13054231]

>>13054218
Lmao they can't do that. They'd fly away!

[Anonymous No.13054241]

>>13053808
I literally just serve you the worst cut from the hunks of meat we cut the steaks from like >>13053821 says. Happens quite often. was shocking at first, but there's a rotation of regulars who come in and order well done steaks, so I just give them what i'm not comfortable giving other patrons and they eat it up and come back for more next week.

[Anonymous No.13054258]

In middle school the Mexican kids thought splashing Gatorade up the vagina prevented pregnancy. There were a lot of pregnant girls.

[Anonymous No.13054261]

When I was an undergraduate, there was an Italian restaurant across from the campus that never seemed to have more than one or two cars there. Even on game days, it wasn't very busy.

The rumor was that it was kept in business by the mafia as a neutral meeting place.

A few years ago, a friend of mine married an Italian woman from the town. I mentioned that to her once and it really stupefied her. She knew the owners of the restaurant and said that they were two of the sweetest people you'll ever meet.

[Anonymous No.13054269]

>>13053589

My mom said that Wendy's burgers were made out of Mexican pee.

[Anonymous No.13054290]

>>13053589
My aunt told me that there are worms in Italian branded sausages.

[Anonymous No.13054359]

>>13054258
>In middle school the Mexican kids thought splashing Gatorade up the vagina prevented pregnancy.
That explains a lot. Also, I heard some girls believe the same thing with mouthwash.

[Anonymous No.13054494]

As a kid someone told be a story about a mouse that fell into a soda can at the factory. When someone opened it they drank the can and found bones in it. It runs through my head everytime I open a can.

[Anonymous No.13054504]

bottled chocolate milk/milkshakes were made of expired milk which was then treated with copious amounts of sugar and chocolate to make it palatable again

of course i always thought that was retarded but kids insisted

[Anonymous No.13055710]

>>13054504
wrong

[Anonymous No.13055730]

>>13053863
This is democracy manifest

[Anonymous No.13056142]

>>13053589
My uncle told me never to tell anybody or he'd kill my dog and parents.

[Anonymous No.13056158]

Yellow #5

[Anonymous No.13056170]

>>13056158
>>13053589
This. Yellow #5 supposedly does all kinds of things from cause cancer to sterility. When I was in highschool boys would drink Mtn. Dew to lower their sperm count so they wouldn't get girls pregnant.

razor blades in halloween candy is another well known old story.

[Anonymous No.13056173]

>>13055730
Kek, succulent

[Anonymous No.13056437]

>>13054504
>bottled chocolate milk/milkshakes were made of expired milk which was then treated with copious amounts of sugar and chocolate to make it palatable again
There's some truth to that.

[Anonymous No.13056469]

>>13056437
No there's not you stupid basement dweller

[Anonymous No.13057061]

Back in the 90's, rumor was their burgers were made out of kangaroo meat.

[Anonymous No.13057285]

>>13054218
It's true though

[Anonymous No.13057305]

>>13053589
>McDonald's burgers were made out of worms.
That wasn't a dream. That's the future. First they'll feed us genetic engineered soya shit and when we adapt to that it will be worms and crickets.

[Anonymous No.13057328]

Soon they will be unless we rise up against the corruption that is science.

[Anonymous No.13057374]

My step grandpa told me that misssing kitties go to heaven at the Chinese restaurant and that they’re in a better place

[Anonymous No.13057380]

>>13057328
>science
>New York Post
Pick one.

[Anonymous No.13057393]

Where I lived the rumour was cow eye balls

[Anonymous No.13057399]

>>13053848
That's not even possible based on how the canning process works. There may be other disgusting shit in it based on how mass processing/canning works but literally impossible for someone to piss in it.

I used to work in a similar style factory.

[Anonymous No.13057405]

When I was 9 or 10 I had a friend who was convinced that men could get pregnant from drinking too much beer.

[Anonymous No.13057410]

>>13054261
That doesn't mean they don't have an arrangement. It's called money laundering and is common. There's an Italian Sub shop up the street from me and I've never seen a single customer in there for 10 years and they're still in business.

[Anonymous No.13057439]

>be kid
>bite burger
>looks like poop
>stop eating for several months
>eventually go vegan
>no more poopy food

[Anonymous No.13057541]

>>13053589
Black people think white people smell like pink foods, such as bologna and hot dogs, or white foods such as mayonnaise
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/top-20-things-white-people-smell-like

[Anonymous No.13057570]

>>13057541
Nobody really likes people of other races. We should all stop pretending to get along and just separate already.

[Anonymous No.13057592]

>>13054258
at least they was some hydrated baginas

[Anonymous No.13057619]

>>13057061
I'd have no problem with kangaroo burgers desu

[Anonymous No.13057627]

>>13053589
When some cats started disappearing in the neighborhood, people said the Chinese restaurant was hunting and cooking them. I was little, so I was scared. My grandma wasn't, she loved the place (it was upscale, by the way)

[Anonymous No.13057629]

>There's a Taco Bell where a guy got fired for putting poop and AIDS blood in the meat and beans.

[Anonymous No.13057647]

>>13057541
>top-20-things-white-people-smell-like

Like growing up with a father figure, having a job and not being in jail.

[Anonymous No.13057659]

>>13057541
I like the smell of bologna.

[Anonymous No.13057714]

>>13057541
>white people smell like bologna
more like Mortadella, the tastiest meat in the world

[Anonymous No.13057729]

>>13057714

[Anonymous No.13057797]

>>13057405
Sure makes em look preggers tho with that gut.

[Anonymous No.13058812]

>>13053589
me chinese
me play joke
me go peepee in your coke

[Anonymous No.13058833]

>>13057729
>thiny sliced bologna
>a little bit of pistachios
>viola DOP

[Anonymous No.13060607]

>>13053589
what horseshit
worms

[Anonymous No.13060616]

>>13057729
best pizza topping w/ olives.
fight me on that

[Anonymous No.13060630]

>>13053863
I really wonder if this ever happened once. When you think about it it makes zero sense. Why would you trust someone like that I wash your dishes? How could you possibly enforce that? Yet it’s meme I e seen in shows mostly. Is it some Jewish folktale to scare would be fine and dashers or something?

[Anonymous No.13060644]

>>13053589
i was told century eggs were made by soaking eggs in horse piss and straw.

[Anonymous No.13060659]

>>13057061
Same but with white castle

[Anonymous No.13060666]

>>13053589
>braum's partnership with Kerr-McGee looks good

[Anonymous No.13060685]

>do not eat tuna and fish with milk or it would give you diarrhea

[Anonymous No.13060726]

>>13057541
And white people thing black people smell lile brown things, like poop and mud. Good to see we're all truly alike at heart.

[Anonymous No.13060739]

>>13060644
Century eggs aren't made with pee, but piss eggs are a real thing in china
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg

[Anonymous No.13060779]

>>13057328
It's always funny when they write this obvious bait. Nobody will eat that shit. Only hardcore bugs would

[Anonymous No.13061852]

There was once a rumor that Doritos were made with trace amounts of meth to make them more addicting

[Anonymous No.13061870]

>>13060739

[Anonymous No.13061974]

>>13053863
>>13060630
maybe it was actually a thing in the old days in cheap taverns. Back then dishwashers didn't exist yet and washing dishes by hand was a laborious task, so if someone didn't have the money to pay his dinner the innkeper made him wash the dishes to pay off the debt.

[Anonymous No.13062041]

>coke and aspirin mixed together will get you high
>you have to wait at least 3 hours after a meal before entering the pool
>if you drop some food on the floor and you pick it up in less than 5 seconds it's safe from contamination and ok to eat
>mixing pop rocks with soda will cause your stomach to explode

[Anonymous No.13062143]

>>13057541
on a related note i have a brown mutt gf and she smells like cumin
like she actually smells fucking delicious
it's awesome