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Webm thread.

>> No.13057347

>>13057336
Cringe thread.

>> No.13057356

>raw meat

no
I dont wanna get worms

>> No.13057360

>>13057336
Is it just Cake on Steak, or what?

>> No.13057361

>>13057336
what a garbage video

>> No.13057366

>>13057336
AH YES THAT WILL BE 85 DORRAH GAIJIN

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>>13057336
>$85 to eat cold beef between 2 slices of wonder bread

>> No.13057388

>>13057347
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
HUH? HUH? HUH?
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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>>13057366

>> No.13057397

>>13057356
>amerilard meat

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>> No.13057459

>>13057431
MAS LIMÓN

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>> No.13057461

>>13057395
Did he really just make a French fry sandwich?
>NO YA FOOKIN YANK IT'S CALLED A CHIP BUTTY I SWARE ON ME MUM'S ARSE
Giving bad food a name doesn't legitimize it

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>> No.13057484

>>13057424
I can't watch it, this guy is too douchey

>> No.13057488

>>13057336
>Mmmmm garbage!

>> No.13057921 [DELETED] 

>>13057392
fucking inhuman

>> No.13058504 [DELETED] 

>>13057921
Likely invented by japs then

>> No.13058535

>>13057424
can someone punch this piece of shit in his stupid face

>> No.13058576

>>13057484
>>13058535
Why does he make you fuckers so angry?

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>> No.13058704

>>13058695
Fat people are fucking disgusting.

>> No.13058708

>>13057336
>Wow this looks ni-
>85 dollars
Yeah fuck off cunt

>> No.13058807

>make one sandwich
>cut it into six pieces
>U GET SIX PIECES GAIJIN PAY UP 85 DORRA PLUS TIPPU

>> No.13058824

>>13057356
>raw
That's overcooked.

>> No.13058835 [DELETED] 

>>13057392
subhuman scum

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>>13057392

>> No.13058865

>>13057336
>SakakMakak only serves three of the sandwiches each day

Well, I guess people are smarter than I gave them credit for.

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>>13058576
>reddit hair
>dude meat, so epic, lol
>sprinkling a useless amount of salt onto your own elbow like an asshole
Why wouldn't you hate him?

>> No.13058916

>>13057336

That isn't Japanese. Some Korean guy in New York is just copying what Japan is doing

>> No.13058997

>>13058916
Like they always do

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>>13058906

>> No.13059041

>>13058997
>>13058916
No, he's Japanese.

http://sakamai.com/team

>> No.13059156

>>13057336
>jewish girl eats ostentatious food in nyc
I like this genre, does anybody have the gold chicken wings one

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>>13059156
Should've added this to my post

>> No.13059172

>>13058576
Every single action he performs is full of masculinity, which makes NEET incels seethe out of jealousy.

>> No.13059204

>>13058906
Because he often cooks large quantities of meat,
Using his elbow is a somewhat effective method of dispersion,
but certainly not precision.

I respect him for his knife-work, and his ability to stay quiet in his videos.

>> No.13059237

>>13059163
God I hate this Webm.

please tell me you have more

>> No.13059249

>>13058576
>>13059172
>>13057424
Does anyone have the webm where he cuts meat for some girl then feeds it to her?

>> No.13059272

>>13057336
>Deep fried steak
Fucking Americans

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>>13059172
Modern masculinity is defined by women as being able to unabashedly show your feminine side as a male. He's just viewed as an animal by women. He's only appealing to Bobby Sue who's goals in life are to have a double wide trailer, a lifetime supply of bud light and as many spawn as she can shit out.

>> No.13059327

>>13059237
I wish, I'm on the search for more too brother

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>> No.13059377

>>13059321
Retard, look at the way he's handling his meat, there's nothing feminine about that.
Women project themselves as that piece of meat, being thrown and slapped around with precision and passion, that's what turns them on.

>> No.13059385

I just dropped a lit cig onto a Hershey bar and the chocolate caught fire. I feel like that's not supposed to happen.

>> No.13059395

>>13059385

Please tell us you didn't eat the Chocolate after that. Please.

>> No.13059405

>>13059163
I want to lick her champagned tits

>> No.13059421

>>13057385
>cold beef
>Wonder bread
holyshit im fucking triggered

>> No.13059484

>>13057385
MOMMY

>> No.13059556

>>13059172
>every action is masculine
The opposite masculine u mean, when my team saw this back in the day every fag at the restaurant thought he was a bottom with how flamboyant he was

>> No.13059579

>>13059172
just admit you want to suck his salty cock

>> No.13059593

>>13057336
coasties are fucking ridiculous

>> No.13059645

>>13057407
yummy crab poop

>> No.13059676

>>13059028
Why does he dull the knife after ever cut?

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>>13057484
>>13058535
t. low test soy

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>>13057336
>superior japanese cows force fed a thousand times

>> No.13059860

>>13059338
>Here's your raw egg, sir.

>> No.13059908

>>13057444
BLEK CREB TAR
DATLL BEH FIDDY AMEDICAN DORRAH

>> No.13060281

>>13057336
>that bread-to-meat ratio
I would prefer just to eat the meat at that point

>> No.13060466

>>13057395
Now I've seen some Amerilard franken creations, but this British "classic" takes the cake for the most disgusting fattening pointless recipe in the world.

>> No.13060474

>>13058906
>>reddit hair
There's no hope for you

>> No.13060475

>>13059321
That's what women say it is. It's not what they respond to.

>> No.13060505

>>13059338
>oh shit the eggs are still raw
>maybe i can hide it by dumping a cup of tonkatsu sauce on it

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>> No.13060581

>>13060532
Bugpeople at it again, I see.

>> No.13060598

>>13060581
u better watch out before the new reddit mods delete ur post for racism bro. who cares if those types of people burn the skin and hair off dogs alive

>> No.13060608

>>13057395
You can just see that it's shit. There is no possible reality where that can be good.

>> No.13060618

>>13060581
I'd take the death throes of an eel on the grill over the previously-frozen fish rotting in the supermarket display case any day.

>> No.13060624

>>13057461
>>13060466
You've evidently never eaten a chip buttie. It is a thing of beauty when having fish and chips. Dipped in curry sauce or mushy peas it is approaching orgasmic.

>> No.13060640

>>13059321
>Modern masculinity is defined by women...
And that right there is why its getting to be so hard to find a real fucking man.

>> No.13060664

>>13059338
might wanna cook that egg, my guy

>> No.13060667

>>13059338
>taps chopstick

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>>13060624
>mushy peas
i fucking hate you guys no wonder your country is notorious for having shit food

>> No.13060686

>>13059860
>>13060505
>>13060664
unfortunately raw/nearly raw egg is very prevalent in japanese dishes

>> No.13060718

>>13060608
What, you don't like french fries or toast? Im sure it tastes at least decent, the issue is the complete lack of nutritional value.

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>>13060538
I can't wait for the day when people have finally had enough of these fucking assholes and just fucking murders them all.
>dude bacon lol epic
>"it has provolone, sarcatosti, prevaloki, parmesan, mozzarella french fries dude"
>"wearing surgical gloves makes me look pro af, totally not like a nasty moron who doesn't know how to wash his hands"
>"check out my cool tats bruv"
>"everything is better with bacon"

>> No.13061042

>>13059204
The salt thing is dramatic and unnecessary. Hes the cooking equivalent of jersey shore.

>> No.13061043

>>13061042
It earns him a fortune and you're absolutely seething about it.

>> No.13061045

>>13060475
Bingo.

>> No.13061056

>>13061032
Based.

>> No.13061068

>>13061043
No i enjoy his webms. I just dont think hes a fantastic chef. Ive yet to see anything that shows he can do anything besides cut up meat quickly and dramatically in front of a camera without hurting himself.

>> No.13061071

>>13061043
Also does it earn him a fortune? Whats this guys name?

>> No.13061085

>>13061032
You spend too much time on the Internet, little buddy
Try going out of your room

>> No.13061087

>>13061085
Doesn't help. Can't win. Internet is everywhere. Inescapable.

>> No.13061089

>>13061085
that meant something a decade ago, now every normalfag is connected 24/7.

>> No.13061094

>>13057385
>cold beef
It was deep fried
Rrrrreeeeeeeeeee!

>> No.13061101

>>13057424
The steak doesn't even have a nice color. It looks grey and under cooked

>> No.13061105

>>13061032
Black gloves are heat resistant, I believe, so it's ideal for handling hot meat.

>> No.13061106

>>13059163
Post link to porn of her pls

>> No.13061117

>>13058906
>>reddit hair
what the hell does this even mean? please go outside

>> No.13061123

>>13061117
the people who use reddit as an adjective tend to be more retarded than actual redditors

>> No.13061136

>>13057395
I always thought this was a meme dish. To see such a famous chef doing it is absurd.

>> No.13061138

>>13057336
It's just a sandwich, Michael, how much could it cost? $85?

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>>13059163
Hahhaha fucking lol

>> No.13061160

>>13061147
Nigger what the motherfuck. You have some explaining to do

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>>13061117
>>13061123
People who seethe about being called reddit tend to dilate their neovaginas more than actual redditors who never come here

>> No.13061174

>>13057395
Why does he struggle to cut it? It's just fuckin bread and fries.

>> No.13061194

>>13061160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyd51lvu3xw

>> No.13061219

>>13057395
chippo sammich

>> No.13061252

>>13060581
It's dead, retard.

>> No.13061264

>>13060686
There's nothing unfortunate with that.
Runny eggs can be quite tasty.
I pity the people that can't eat eggs like that for fear of salmonella.

>> No.13061275

>>13061136
>Meme

For fish and chips it's not uncommon in the slightest.

>> No.13061285

I am japan and I've never heard of that sandwich

The most famous sandwich in japan is lawsons egg salad

>> No.13061293

>>13059163
God i fucking hate jewish people, most more of her tits.

>> No.13061310

>>13060718
It's pointless because french fries and toast literally have the same taste and texture, better eat french fries or toast alone especially if you have a plate

>> No.13061353

>>13061285
Liar. Land masses cannot use the internet.

>> No.13061379

>>13057424
That sear was absolutely awful. Also why the fuck was there no seasoning?

>> No.13061384

>>13061353
What are you talking about? Most of the people on here are american

>> No.13061387

>>13061379
>needs seasoning when you're cooking meat in a pool of butter

>> No.13061408

>>13061387
Just more proof that most people here don't cook.

>> No.13061418

>>13061408
>dude I need salt! I can't cook anything without salt!
Pretty sure if you're cooking meat in its own fat, you don't need to slather it in salt and pepper for it to taste good. Not to mention that he seasons it at the very end of the video, you fucking moron.

>> No.13061421

>>13061310
>french fries and toast literally have the same taste and texture

>> No.13061423

>>13060686
Aren't eggs safer to eat raw in Japan or something?

>> No.13061434

>>13057395
Poor chip to bread ratio

>> No.13061443

>>13058906
>reddit hair
what does this even mean
he has a pretty nice head of hair it looks like. hes not balding. keeps it pulled away from food and flames

>> No.13061468

>>13059321
>modern masculinity is defined by women
How do I know you shave your legs and vagina?

>> No.13061563

>>13059204
>his ability to stay quiet in his videos
Someone understands. I'm not alone.

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>>13059321
>Modern masculinity is defined by women as

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>>13059385
>>13059395
I honestly hope you ate it.

>> No.13061596

>>13061042
>The salt thing is dramatic
Ding ding ding we have a winner!

Its a show, stupid fuck
Ppl go there because of the food AND the show

>> No.13061651

God this thread sucks. What happened to all the funny webms?

>> No.13061653

>>13060624

Or, just a thought, you could season the fries and dip them so you dont eat carbs on carbs like a lardtard.

>> No.13061971

>>13061421
They do, greentexting what I wrote doesn't make a point

>> No.13061993

>>13061971
>french fries
>and
>toast
>literally have the same taste and texture

>> No.13062113

>>13060624
It's fucking fries between bread, calm down.

>> No.13062179

>>13060532
Ok, serious talk, what's the fucking advantage of skinning and cooking that thing alive instead of killing and removing it's innards? Does it at least taste better?

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>>13057336
>get highest quality steak
>batter it, fry it and the slather it in sauce
>literally profit

This is obscene.

>> No.13062219

>>13062209
>expecting anything by a dish made for burgerwhales

>> No.13062241

>>13057336
>chicken fried steak sandwich
>$85
fuck this gay earth

>> No.13062246

>>13061387
>fat is seasoning
wew

>> No.13062269

>>13061310
They don't and you should feel bad about why you're wrong. Jesus christ, there actually has to be something wrong with your tongue to think that. My fucking dog could distinguish the difference in both taste and texture. Get checked out.

>> No.13062402

>>13060581
>>13062179
It has no head.

>> No.13062421

>>13059421
He's right you piece of shit

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>> No.13062471

>>13062444
>>13062441
>>13062434
This says a lot about our society

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>> No.13062665

>>13060538
Sandwiches without vegetables are not worth eating

>> No.13062675

>>13062219
How does my thick American semen taste? Does it soothe your inferiority complex?

>> No.13062679

>>13057336
I assume they only serve three per day because nobody would buy that shit

>> No.13062692

>>13057336
I don't understand. Isn't that basically raw with the exception of the seer? That would be hell to eat. Disgustingly chewy.

>> No.13062695

>>13062474
Gross, AIDS

>> No.13062708

>>13057336
You just know this guy is swapping in Kroger Steaks. Not like anyone dumb enough to pay $85 would notice.

>> No.13062728

>>13060670
the red one with brown feet, what animal was that?

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>> No.13062771

>>13062179
No, if the animal is stressed when it dies the muscles will be tense, leading to tougher meat. Not sure if the flavor changes, but the texture definitely gets worse.

>> No.13062774

>>13062441
This is what a child does when you give them full freedom. There's no logic in it, just doing what looks good.

>> No.13062791

>>13062752
>smash a vase on a table
>hit it with a fire extinguisher while someone else throws sand at it
>smash two more vases
That will be 300 USD.

>> No.13062820

>>13057336
I might eat there soon

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>> No.13062841

>>13062752
I love this webm, because it encapsules everything about these "dishes"
>smash food on table
>throw shit on it randomly
>the other idiot also filming this $500 experience

>> No.13062861

>>13062833
>
Hahahahahah. Those dishes are for sharing.

>> No.13062871

>>13061570
>mozzarella
>slices
That is some fake ass mozz

>> No.13062940

>>13061160
It's a Capri Sun parody, and when they go from liquid to human again they get fused together.

>> No.13062958

>>13062833
>>13062861
Retarded white people defeating the entire point of having a lot of tasty small dishes so that you can experience a variety of different flavors

>> No.13062989

>>13062833
>>13062861
>>13062958
as "the token asian guy" it was entirely his fault for not explaining beforehand.

>> No.13063011

>>13062989
Accurate. End of discussion.

>> No.13063021

>>13062179
it's EXTRA FRESH

honestly im pretty sure the whole live-eating thing comes from the era before refrigeration and being able to guarantee youre not gonna get served something rotten. similar to picking out live lobsters at fancy restaurants

>> No.13063031

>>13058824
Do science. If it is above 70C - safe enough
If it is 60-70 - kinda unsafe
Lower - fucking retard, don't eat

>> No.13063045

>>13061408
They can't. Have you ever seen those "what did you eat for dinner 2nite /ck/ :)" threads? Some of the most pitiful cooking I've ever seen

>> No.13063064

Requesting that webm of the street cook surrounded by eggs cooking eggs

>> No.13063126

>>13062833
Looks about white

>> No.13063128

>>13060670
>various organ meats from different animals
>different types of coagulated blood from various animals
>bones
>some egg-looking things that aren't eggs
>brains and dicks
>carcasses of normal size, clearly not some hormone-fed giant American cage grown garbage
>not even that dirty compared to Asian markets

I realize that this vid was probably made in the spirit of "Eeew look at this dirty ass underdeveloped butcher, they eat all sorts of weird shit in this third world hellhole" - but I'd honestly rather eat any of this stuff every day than some steak. That's literally optimum nutrition. You'd probably live past 100 consuming this, provided it's cooked appropriately and balanced with some herbs/nuts and whatnot.

>> No.13063137

>>13063128
>"Eeew look at this dirty ass underdeveloped butcher, they eat all sorts of weird shit in this third world hellhole"
It's clean and organized, only a squeamish flyover cumskin could get triggered by that

>> No.13063147

>>13063128
>You'd probably live past 100 consuming this
Why would you want to?

>> No.13063178

>>13063147
Living to 100 is a consequence of a clean body. A shorter life will likely be painful.

>> No.13063203

>>13063178
Assuming you're just trying due to 'old age" it will be equally painful. I'd rather get it over with sooner rather than later. Imaging wanting to live to an age where you need assistance to take a shit.

>> No.13063222

>>13063203
Easy exhaustion and frail anatomy are inconveniences. Cancer and gunked up pipes are excruciating.

>> No.13063242

>>13063147
>Why would you want to live to 100?

The fact that you aren't enjoying life at your (likely) young age as suggested by your assumption that it's only going to worse with further aging is indicative of an underlying mineral deficiency as a result of eating useless carbohydrates instead of brains and dicks of random animals. I would start with a blood test to uncover said deficiencies and start supplementing with magnesium, bone broth and lots of brains and dicks.

>> No.13063255

>>13063242
It is going to get worse, objectively so, and i'm not even in bad shape. Humans are unironically not supposed to live that long. When your body actually starts physically degenerating due to old age, you've officially lied too long and it's your body's attempt at telling you this.

>> No.13063277
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>>13063203
>Imaging wanting to live to an age where you need assistance to take a shit.

Imagine eating a diet with fiber to necessitate said useless shitting instead of subsisting on boiled sheep penises and herbal colonic cleansing elixirs. I'm not gonna need assistance with shitting at 100, only assistance I will need is a Filipino maid to suck me off and clean up all the mess I'm gonna leave everywhere from streams of digested sheep dicks

>> No.13063286

>>13063277
>"i'm literally going to spend my life eating dicks and shitting everywhere"

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>>13057336
>here is your lightly seared cold raw burgertangle served on sara lee white bread
>thatll be $85 plus tax
i hope you arent retarded enough to fall for this

>> No.13063310

>>13057407
Am I the only one who thinks half the fun of eating crab is getting the meat out yourself?

>> No.13063313

>>13063286
kek

>> No.13063314

>>13063277
Based as fuck.

>> No.13063317

>>13057407
Anyone got webms of chinese tourists at seafood buffets?

>> No.13063320

>>13062833
>wypipo

>> No.13063322

>>13063277
>Imagine eating a diet with fiber to necessitate said useless shitting instead of subsisting on boiled sheep penises and herbal colonic cleansing elixirs.
You're still going to need assistance walking to the bathroom and pulling down your pants to take a shit, you deluded fuck,.

>> No.13063323

>>13062622
Wow. Jack really upped his game.
Did he finally get trained properly?

>> No.13063327

>>13063064
also interested in this.

>> No.13063328

>>13059163
Champagne and boobs are such a good combo

>> No.13063330
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>>13063255
>you've officially lied too long
>your body's attempt at telling you this

I have no idea what you're talking about. Your body deliberately becoming a decrepit ball of pain as a way of telling you that you've been lying to it is not a thing. What I do know tho is that among other factors a nutritionally sound diet, good exercise routine and regular medical checkups can help keep the worst factors of old age degradation at bay, or at the very least keep them manageable. We're all gonna get old and die. I'd rather get there as a ripped granddad with a big dick and an optimistic outlook instead of some fat fucker with 0 muscle and 20 health disorders from a life of poor eating.
You can do it too! Unironically eat a bag of dicks! Preferably goat!

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>>13063277

>> No.13063333

>>13057407
This kills the crab

>> No.13063355

>>13060686
Nothing wrong with runny eggs. You never had a boiled egg either?

>> No.13063356

>>13063330
Are you fucking stupid? The human body isn't actually supposed to live into it's 100's. The fact that your body becomes a thin frail stick in old age is proof of this and people have even done studies about this concept.
>We're all gonna get old and die
Nope, certainly not on my case. I'm not going to live past 60.
>I'd rather get there as a ripped granddad with a big dick and an optimistic outlook instead of some fat fucker with 0 muscle and 20 health disorders from a life of poor eating.
Good luck with that, I hope you enjoy needing someone to wipe your ass whenever you need to go to the bathroom.

>> No.13063375

>>13063128
>>13063137
idk guys i think the typical reaction is more like "wtf i have no idea how to cook/prepare this"

>> No.13063386

>>13063355
runny eggs are garbage because they make a mess and you lose like half the fucking egg. and fuck people who put runny egg in sandwiches. the whole point of a sandwich is that it's hand-held, and now you're making it all wet with egg and i have to eat it with a knife and fork. fuck you

>> No.13063395

>>13060608
It needs bacon.

>> No.13063397

>>13063356
>needing someone to wipe your ass
Top-notch luxury.

>> No.13063398

>>13062833
It's the host's fault for not telling his guests.

Terrible host.

>> No.13063430

>>13061418
Bait

>> No.13063431

>>13062989
>implying family style doesn't exist in western culture

>> No.13063435
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>>13063322
>You're still going to need assistance walking to the bathroom and pulling down your pants to take a shit, you deluded fuck,.
>pulling down your pants
>pants
>assuming I'm planning on wearing any
>assuming even if I'm wearing pants and cant pull them down I'm not just going to shit myself and have someone else deal with the aftermath
>assuming lib-cucked society of the future would have the balls to do anything to some pantsless granddad happily shitting in his yard whilst shouting at his 25yo wife from Boracay.


You've seriously got to look at life differently my friend. Check your vitamin D levels, they could be affecting your outlook.

I'm fucking looking forward to my old age

>be 2100
>grilling up a box of dog dicks in my trailer
>nation of soibois taxed through the nose paying my social security
>super low payouts
>don't give a fuck cos all I eat is dog dicks anyway
>Elliza and Maricar happily mop my feces and tickle my balls - they need that 1st world visa
>still shitposting on 4chan

It's gonna be awesome.

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>>13063435
>2100 4chan

>> No.13063501

>>13063458
all that fancy jazz and he lights a cigar with a fucking lighter

>> No.13063511

>>13063398
agreed

>>13063501
only soyboys who are smoking for the first time and had to read a tutorial about it online give a shit about this.

>> No.13063520

>>13063458
when you absolutely want to spend $100 on a cocktail

>> No.13063527

>>13063520
Plus tip & clap

>> No.13063534

>>13063435
>still going on about how he wants to eat dicks and shit himself

>> No.13063548

>>13063435
Seek help and intervention you schizo faggot.

>> No.13063597

>>13061105
they're not. surgical gloves just come in black. they're still thin latex

>> No.13063600

>>13062665
Yea remove the final potato and cheese slurry and add some nice cold pickles and saurkraut or maybe just some traditional coleslaw.

>> No.13063602

>>13061032
agreed.

>>13062665
agreed.

>> No.13063606

>>13061105
>they're heat resistant because they're black

>> No.13063609

>>13062441
ive had a deep fried oreo before. it's not that good. it really is just coney island driven memery

deep fried ice cream, though, now that's some good shit and is the reason vietnam wins every time

>> No.13063613

>>13061105
>surgical gloves are heat resistant because they're black

the absolute STATE of american education

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>>13063386
>runny eggs are garbage because they make a mess and you lose like half the fucking egg.

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>>13063606
>this is how they interpreted that post

>> No.13063715

>>13063666
Bit of a difference between saying that BLACK gloves are heat resistant, and saying that NITRILE gloves are heat resistant, Satan.

>> No.13063733

>>13063715
it doesn't matter. either way you're wrong

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>> No.13063762

>>13063734
>canned hotdogs

you fucking what

>> No.13063767

>>13063762
They're actually pretty good.
Taste like huge cocktail weenies.

>> No.13063775

>>13063734
imagine being such a fat fucking pig that you can't even prepare a meal without stuffing the ingredients in your mouth

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>>13061105
Makes perfecc sense ta me!

>> No.13063813

>>13057336
Sandwich for niggers.

Seriously anyone with a functioning brain is not willing to pay 85$ for a meat sandwich!

>it is high quality ingredients from japan

According to who? According to yourself? Does it really taste that much better to locally produced ingredients?

>> No.13063819

>>13057395
do americans really?

>> No.13063825

>>13057395
does gordon need help

>> No.13063833

>>13062179
it's not alive it doesn't have a head it's literally just muscle spasms

>> No.13063862

>>13063733
>the color of an item is a completely valid indicator of its inherent qualities
So, what do red gloves do? Green ones? Purple, maybe?

>> No.13063875

>>13063609
I love deep fried oreos though it's been several years since I had one, so maybe it's more about happy fair memories. I wouldn't cover them with all that sweet sauce though. One or two of them are more than satisfying on their own. I've tried deep fried snickers, milky way, and reeses cups but wasn't a fan.

>> No.13063890

>>13062958
>>13062989
>>13063398
>>13063320
>>13063126
do non-white people really not get simple humour?

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>>13057395
British food is cooked like the Germans are still flying overhead.

>> No.13063900

>>13063890
The fuck are you talking about?

>> No.13063910

>>13063862
>So, what do red gloves do? Green ones? Purple, maybe?
nothing. how the gloves are colored doesn't necessarily indicate anything special about them. nitrile gloves are not heat-resistent, coloring them differently wont change that. are you an ork irl or something??

>> No.13063944

>>13057336
that bread is dry as fuck

>> No.13063953

>>13063910
>how the gloves are colored doesn't necessarily indicate anything special about them
That's literally the point being made, where the original post described the gloves with the sole description of being black.

>> No.13063975

>>13063953
You're pretty stupid desu /s

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>>13060624
NOTHING you just said sounds good.

>> No.13063995

>>13063975
Given that I'm arguing with an imbecile incapable of basic reading comprehension, clearly.

>> No.13064019

>>13063520
I'm giving you insider info by telling you there are very, very few mixed drinks actually worth 100 dollars. Spending this much on any single food serving is solely for the status and decadence, and nothing more. It's to demonstrate you *can* spend the money, not that you *should*.

>> No.13064021

>>13063953
the original post described them as heat resistant, which everyone is saying is incorrect. meanwhile you're getting hung up on colors, probably because you've eaten too many crayons and have suffered brain damage

>> No.13064026

>>13063775
A good chef always tastes their own cooking.

>> No.13064065

>>13064021
>the original post described them as heat resistant, which everyone is saying is incorrect.
The original post called BLACK gloves heat resistant with absolutely no other qualifiers. Which flies in the face of all the black gloves that melt in anywhere from cooking temperatures to the noon-day sun. You really don't have any reading comprehension, do you?

>> No.13064071

>>13061570
Alright you faggot that actually looks decent

>> No.13064075

>>13063435
>2100
>social security still in existence
You clearly don't have a clue

>> No.13064084

>>13057395
I'll piss and shit on bongs all day for all kinds of reasons but never for a french fry sandwich.

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>>13061094
Until the panko turned golden brown, i.e ~30 seconds

>> No.13064121

>>13058906

Because the guy is clearly not serious about it and is doing it for dumb entertainment purposes. Ease off the autism, anon.

>> No.13064129

>>13063900
It's filmed with the purpose of "oh look at all these white people not understanding asian culture haha". It's scripted. Like for Thanksgiving, do you honestly believe that each white person sitting at the table just grabs one dish and eats only from that?

>> No.13064140

>>13061570
>Cheese stretch
>No ring of onion in the center
Disingenuous as fuck video

>> No.13064160

>>13063898
Underrated post. Made me spill my tea.

>> No.13064184

>>13064160
You just got my upvote!

>> No.13064201

>>13057336
>and here's why it's worth the $85
>its just a piece of shitty meat tossed in a vat of oil not even cooked and then slapped between two pieces of bread with some disgusting sauce to give the chunk of fried meat flavor
>let's Chop it into 6 pieces to make it look like you're eating more than just a sandwich
Nuke everyone in New York.
Not today or tomorrow though.
In 2 days you're good to do it.

>> No.13064243

>>13064184
Upvoted back kind sir!
EDIT: Thanks for the gold!

>> No.13064283

>>13064129
No. I believe there's white people that stupid out there

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>> No.13064507

>>13057356
>need to eat overcooked shit because is a fucking faggot with a fucking weak organism
kill yourself

>> No.13064598

>>13059385
All that smoking has completely killed your palate so it doesn't really matter what you eat. You'll hardly be able to taste it, so awful processed shit is probably for the best anyway.

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>>13064283
I don't know what insignificant shithole you came from or what branch of rodentia your lineage originates, but white people don't eat "family style" outside of members of their family. Perhaps it speaks volumes of your destitute people who managed to (against the wishes of all that is good) thrive under a life of scarcity and has indoctrinated the pestilent wave you call kin into forcing themselves to share food, but we don't do that here. We don't need to. You're free to go back to your mud pit anytime while you wait for the holy fire that our weapons of mass destruction will rain down upon your meaningless life. At least then you'll have a reason for existing: to burn.

>> No.13064659

>>13059172
It's not masculinity. It's machismo. And machismo is what men without a masculine figure in their lives call masculine.

>> No.13064668

>>13057407
>>13057420
Am I strange because I enjoy opening up my own fucking crab? Also it makes me feel like I am getting my money's worth, because these two webm feel like I am not.

>> No.13064670

>>13064642
This smells like massive amounts of cope for people who are obviously just ignorant about how other cultures handle group eating.

>> No.13064673

>>13058695
whats his fucking problem?

>> No.13064676

>>13064452
This is what peak cooking skill looks like.
You not like it but it's the truth.

>> No.13064677

>>13064670
It's massive amounts of cope for people who can't handle how their own self-imposed extinction because their men are unpalateable to their women.

>> No.13064687

>>13059676
Guy owns and runs multiple 3+ Michelin Star restaurants, maybe he knows more about cooking than you.

>> No.13064695

>>13059338
No thanks I don't like salmonella today.

>> No.13064719

>>13059028
His gay, little sprinkle he does is so fucking faggoty.

>> No.13064727

>>13062444
oh god PLEASE MORE OOGGGHHHHHGHGHOOO

>> No.13064739

>>13062752
Make the table look like the sidewalk of your apartment in SF. Only $300.

>> No.13064773

>>13062441
Not actually very good desu, we did it at uni because one of my friends bought a deep fryer intending to do a turkey but they were kind of soggy and average. Soggy and average describes how the turkey came out as well.

>> No.13064830

>>13063734
you know the source is from a scripted reallity tv show?

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>>13060624
>chip buttie
Why do you guys have silly names like this?

>> No.13064914

>>13064243
I'd upvote you if I had gold.
EDIT: god why do you people spend gold on stupid things like this please donate that money to charity

>> No.13064918

>>13057395
Not gonna lie, that looks pretty good

>> No.13064923

>>13057424
Doesn't this guy charge like 20 bucks for a glass of water at his restaurant?

>> No.13064934

>>13059163
The way she moves her mouth is making me irrationally angry

>> No.13065013

>>13060624
why does your entire country sound like toddlers?

>> No.13065096

>>13063323
no ring
no jack

>> No.13065151

>>13064773
>i cooked this thing wrong
>yeah this thing is not that good guys

>> No.13065205

>>13063431
It legitimately does not, with the sole exception of getting a plate of onion rings or fries for the table.

The American equivalent is the buffet where it's similar, but you are still getting YOUR plate, not food for everyone at the table to sample from. It's entirely different in practice.

>> No.13065214

>>13064875
not over night marinade? what is this?

>> No.13065221

>>13065205
There are family style restaurants out there, but I don't think they are common and just in real rural country areas.

>> No.13065225

>>13065214
Fish usually doesn't marinade for more than an hour.

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>> No.13065240

>>13065225
You should try it sometime. Red snapper in a honey/miso glaze overnight is the best thing I've ever eaten.

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>>reddit hair
>>dude meat, so epic, lol
>>sprinkling a useless amount of salt onto your own elbow like an asshole

>> No.13065258

>>13062752
Is this the evolution of Yuppie Culture?

>> No.13065271

>>13065258
Where have you been, anon? Hipsters like that have been around and have been made fun of for over a decade now.

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>> No.13065368

>>13057395
id let gordon do what ever he wants to my bussy

>> No.13065378

>>13065247
based

>> No.13065398

>>13065230
yuppiecide when

>> No.13065407

>>13062474
white man hand prints on her ass, u mad blck boi?

>> No.13065443

>>13065365
I didnt get it was a joke until the pancake. Swear to god.

>> No.13065470

>>13065151
This.

t. Man who opened a carnival kiosk late one day with a line full of customers and the oil wasn't hot enough yet

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>> No.13065539

>>13063734
what the fuck

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>>13057336
>$85 Gyukatsu

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>>13062441

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>>13062444
im so fucking far into degeneracy that this almost made me nut on myself. god help me.

>> No.13065670

>>13064830
>when it's from a scripted american reality tv show
>"OMG AMERILARDS HEYURSTSDGHASDUGAS!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDD"
>when it's from a reality show from anywhere else
>"Woah not cool dude, it's scripted, this isn't real, we don't do this!"
Cope

>> No.13065673

>>13063813
Wagyu beef is top notch, nigger. The way he prepares it and presents it is shit though.

>> No.13065691

>>13065205
Isn't korean bbq essentially family style? And we have plenty of those in the states.

>> No.13065696

>>13062444
Is this the same girl? Like one of those pics where you compare yourself before and after a diet, but reverse?

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>>13062444
>tfw no asian belly gf

>> No.13065858

>>13060732
Wood eet

>> No.13065913

>>13063501
Butane is odorless/flavorless, retard.

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>>13064642

>> No.13066049

>>13062444
Ornstein and Smough

>> No.13066223

>>13060732
looks like shit, he should be ashamed if this is the travesty he puts on a fucking cooking show
this was posted as a joke right?

>> No.13066240

>>13066223
nah lad, its just that you are retarded. dont worry, there is plenty of your kind.

>> No.13066281

>>13063613
>>13063606
holy fuck can you niggers even read?

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>>13064452
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13066726

>>13066281
>Black gloves are heat resistant
>no material
>just color
>black = heat resistance
Can you read?

>> No.13066993

>>13065230
kike serving dish

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