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Food gore thread
Post people fucking up, badly
Hard mode: no Jack webms

>> No.13145634

>>13145629
>#cleaneating
>#cleansalmonella

>> No.13145644

>>13145634
Well, she sadly killed herself before salmonella could get her. (Really. Look it up)

>> No.13145705

>>13145629
this was a troll

>> No.13145706

>>13145629
This picture is fake. No such facebook post exists. The picture is from a Japanese Izakaya (gastropub for you gaijins) where rare and raw chicken are a common order.

>> No.13145836

>>13145644
Checked, was true. That’s dark

>> No.13145874
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>Banana-Chicken-Curry

>> No.13145875

>>13145706
>where rare and raw chicken are a common order.
But why

>> No.13145879
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>Lasagna with Chicken hearts, Banana and Mushrooms

>> No.13145882
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>> No.13145885

>>13145879
Mamma mia

>> No.13145891
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>Strawberry jam with balsamic and mustard

>> No.13145896
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>Chicken with mustard sauce and coke-rice

>> No.13145899
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>Chocolate-Beef Goulash

>> No.13145904
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>Apple-Camembert-Chicken Burger

>> No.13145909
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>Banana and minced meat from the pan

>> No.13145918
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>BigMac™ salad low carb

>> No.13145925
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>bad surprise with liver sausage (for our french friends)

>> No.13145930
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>Eyeballs in pus

>> No.13145937
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>Halloween puff-pastry intestine

>> No.13145947

>>13145882
just like mama use to make

>> No.13145950

>grilled turtle babys out of minced meat

>> No.13145966
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>>13145950
forgot pic
germans are fucking disgusting, even more so than anglos

>> No.13145977
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>Rib salad, the sauce is made out of discount BBQ-sauce mixed with pickle water

>> No.13145990
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>Kiwi-Bomb
actually cream cake covered in Kiwis and glaze

>> No.13145995

that's all I've saved atm, might post some more examples of germanic savagery later on

>> No.13146000

>>13145629
I get that medium rare chicken isn't common, but it isn't gore. I had it in Japan. It's not gonna kill you.

>> No.13146005

>>13145937
I just realized that poop is the shape of your intestines. This is something that I knew logically, but I never think about it much.

>> No.13146014

>>13145874
Id try it.

>> No.13146223

>>13145644
Don't google her name, it releases mustard gas.

>> No.13146235

>>13146000
alright i'll bing it

>> No.13146260

>>13145644
You know what? FUCK You OP. I browse /ck/ because it's supposed to be a neutral board, I don't need any of this ylyl bullshit you just made me spew coffee all over my fucking keyboard.

>> No.13146290
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>>13146260
Are you seriously laughing over a bad cook comitting suicide?

>> No.13146297

>>13146260
Seething incel, coping manchild. Dilate and have sex, you NEET faggot. Stop being a pepe wojack tranny and chasing based and redpilled kino. All zoomers, boomers, and millenial soiboi cucks should die.

>> No.13146305

>>13145875
I've had chicken like that in Japan. Tastes bretty gud.

>> No.13146317

>>13146305
this. japan is a first world country unlike america so salmonella is a non issue there

>> No.13146321
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>>13145879
>a la Karen
Might be a troll

>> No.13146324

>>13145634
>>13145644
>>13146317
thats chicken, not salmon, so wouldnt it be chickenella

>> No.13146329

>>13145904
>>13145899
>>13145891
>>13145918

These look pretty based.

>> No.13146337

>>13146305
Agree to disagree, the texture is horrible. Tastes fine though.

>> No.13146411
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Maitre D hotel Butter I saw some freshman kid make at the culinary school I go to with whole ass pieces of parsley

>> No.13146451

>>13145990
>>13145977
>>13145966
>>13145937
>>13145930
>>13145925
>>13145918
>>13145909
>>13145904
>>13145899
>>13145896
>>13145891
>>13145879
>>13145874
Haha cool little reddit jokes my friend

>> No.13146693

>>13145874
Ich bevorzuge Mandarinen, aber es geht bestimmt trotzdem klar.

>> No.13146766

>>13145909
looks like a Puerto rican dish

>> No.13147398

>>13145644
Internet was a mistake, specially socials

>> No.13147634
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>>13145644
Couldnt find a source for this.

>> No.13148050

>>13146337
this
undercooked chicken is rubbery and nasty

>> No.13148062

>>13145930
I think that's just a Halloween thing. Looks like lychee with blueberries. Sandra Lee did something similar. Looks drizzled in some red fruit sauce in a custard.

>> No.13148065

>>13145629
>food gore
Reddit must leave now.

>> No.13148068

>>13148065
Ok zoomer

>> No.13148591

>>13146411
I hope he or she improved before graduation.

>> No.13148610

>>13145706
>rare and raw chicken are a common order.
Two bombs really weren't enough

>> No.13148656

>>13146005
congrats anon

>> No.13148694

>>13146260
based

>> No.13148744
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>>13145891
dude, fruit and mustard is a classic pairing
Search for Mostarda di Cremona:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mostarda

>> No.13148770
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Happy Halloween

>> No.13148783
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>> No.13148791
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>> No.13148832

>>13145874
go fuck yourself. this combination is god tier

>> No.13148912

>>13146411
What's the problem here?

>> No.13150488

>>13145644
>sadly

>> No.13150494

>>13145896
I’d try it

>> No.13150496

>>13145899
Could work, but chocolate shouldn’t be used in savory dishes. Cocoa powder though, definitely should.

>> No.13150523

>>13146260
lmao

>> No.13150535

>>13148832
No it's not you fucking mongoloid. I bet you put mango and watermelon in your salad also. End yourself and this retarded practice.

>> No.13150536

>>13146317
That's also why they love raw eggs and eat it without fear.

>> No.13150537

>>13145899
>>13150496

Don't do this. I did not know about that recipe, but I did once add dark chocolate extremely small amount and it ruined the dish and the chocolate flavor somehow overpowered everything else.

>> No.13150560

>>13145882
>smoked spaghetti
What's the problem tastelet?

>> No.13151458

>>13147634
God damn that’s a champ, humiliating himself like that to make his shit gf feel good about cooking that

>> No.13152368

>>13146329
You type pretty gay.

>> No.13153084
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Food isnt supossed to be made tasty, its to be made for LOVE!
:3
^.^

>> No.13153102

>>13145629

>medium rare
>but is actually blue

Silly bitch, stay away from my steaks!

>> No.13153119
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>> No.13153272

>>13153119
is that just regular japanese curry but with a shitton of dye?

>> No.13153314
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>> No.13153354

>>13153272
Reminds me of sonic curry
People reported that your shit is blue afterwards

>> No.13153368

>>13153314
What would cause someone to attempt to carry the inside of a crockpot across the kitchen?
>>13153354
blue is hard to digest unless it's natural from berries.

>> No.13153377

>>13153368
If I had to guess, she thought she had a clear path and the fluffy shit licking up sauce got in the way. Really should have planned for that better, pets are cunts.

>> No.13153521
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>>13145629
>chicken
>rare
>rare

F

>> No.13153525
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13153525

>>13153119
i'm blue

>> No.13153543
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13153543

>>13148770
Ho HO HOOO!!! Season's Greetings.

>> No.13153550
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>>13148770
Move over, it's now November 1st.

>> No.13153552

>>13145644
They need to create a new darwin award category for people who do something so stupid that they an hero because of it. Since the current requirements for the award require the stupid act to cause their death, we need a new one that allows things like this to be considered.

>> No.13153567

>>13145629
bruh that's how it be on this bitch of an earth
https://247headline.com/western-australian-woman-who-posted-viral-raw-chicken-meal-post-dies/

>> No.13153576
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>> No.13153578

>>13153576
love it
would buy once

>> No.13153586
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>> No.13153589
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>> No.13154634

>>13145644
>>13145705
>>13145706
https://247headline.com/western-australian-woman-who-posted-viral-raw-chicken-meal-post-dies/

>> No.13154646

>>13153314
I know that feel, mane.

>> No.13154647

>>13154634
wtf. did cyber bullying really make her commit kill? over a lame joke? I don't believe it.

>> No.13154661

>>13153589
fuck me..

where would you even start?

>> No.13154672

>>13154661
I would just turn 360 degrees and walk out of there

>> No.13154844
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>>13148783

>> No.13154848

>>13153084
mmmm bees

>> No.13154850
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>>13153543
>swimming in gravy

>> No.13154873

>>13145644
If it makes you feel better it doesn't matter when any of our meaningless lives end. I'm enjoying it but there is not much difference between dying tomorrow or dying in 50 years. Once your dead, you're dead. I m not gonna be mulling over the fact I died to early after the fact. Just some food for thought.

>> No.13154949

Shame on you fags for not posting this gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-I2LEB_AxY

>> No.13154976

>>13154949
I really wish someone would have saved the Flip cooking carbonara.
An important piece of Internet history has been lost.

>> No.13155002

>>13153314
id cheer her up with some deep dicking before sending her back to clean it up.

>> No.13155013

>>13154976
one day it will get uploaded in a lost media thread, one day.

>> No.13155020
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>>13153314

>> No.13155045

>>13154661
Smash a couple bottles of balsamic in there, grab some ciabatta from the bakery and go to town

>> No.13155064
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>> No.13155078

>>13153589
>>13154661
Go to clean, slip on oil and mutilate self on broken glass

>> No.13155113
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>> No.13155120

>>13155064
ummmmmm Bro.... . Someone too ka SHIT on your plate!!!!!!

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>>13148783

my teeth actually hurt when looking at this abomination

>> No.13155406

>>13145896
Actually mega based. Coke works great when cooking.
Try making a glazed ham with a can of regular coke. It elevates that shit to the next level.

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>>13145909
You ever eaten fried plantains?

>> No.13155463

>>13154672
>360
>walk out
American education every one

>> No.13155484
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>>13155463
you've fallen for it
the classic trick
of sincerely replying
to old memes

>> No.13155487

>>13155463
>the joke
>you

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>>13155463
Bitches don't know about unleashing the motherfucking moonwalk!

>> No.13155516
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>>13155463
>they don’t teach the europoors how to moonwalk in school

>> No.13155577

>>13155484
>>13155487
>>13155503
>>13155516
Haha you guys just got trolled

>> No.13155638

>>13155577
epic

>> No.13155654
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>> No.13155661

>>13155654
i dont think i could make any food that looked more like literal diarrhea if i tried

>> No.13155668

>>13155577
Win

>> No.13155689

>>13153084
Is this joe rogan?

>> No.13156031
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>> No.13156037

>>13146260
>coffee
>not green tea

>> No.13156072

>>13146000
I'll only trust the Japanese to raise their cattle and chicken without hormones and samonella free otherwise I won't touch it.
They pasturize their eggs too which is why it's ok to have them raw

>> No.13156096
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4&

>> No.13156189

>>13156096
that hint of smoked garbage flavor really makes all the difference

>> No.13156199

>>13156031
why u din't post the pic w glass-cleaner? it's not done in this one

>> No.13156203

>>13145930
>Augapfel
>eye apples
German is so fucking stupid

>> No.13156205

>>13146005
I would say it's more in the shape of your asshole since it gets squeezed on the way out

>> No.13156218

>>13154647
It's just speculation but I doubt that was the reason.

>> No.13156221

>>13154661
I would guess suck up the bulk of it with a shop-vac then attempt to sweep all of the glass into a bin, then mop.

>> No.13156230
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>> No.13156252

>>13153314
Even the cat is assessing the damage and thinking “How did you fuck it up this badly?”

>> No.13157033

>>13153084
Is that a plate or the food?

>> No.13157041

>>13153368
>blue is hard to digest
retard

>> No.13157827

>>13155463
Hello zoomer

>> No.13157868

>>13148783
>It all gets mixed up in your stomach anyway bro!

>> No.13157991
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>> No.13158014

>>13155064
Gagh is best served cold

>> No.13158088

rare beef noone bats eye
rare chickie evryone mad
this says alot bout society

>> No.13158100

>>13153589
That's not that bad. You know what's bad? An entire pallets worth of milk and creamer tipping over while being lifted 20 feet in the air by a forklift. I've seen a lot of skids dropped (potatoes, onions, tomatoes, lettuce, blueberries, tomato grapes, etc) but nothings come close to being as much of a pain in the ass... especially since, you know, its an allergen and we're technically SUPPOSED to dispose of contaminated produce. Even the time someone dumped half a dozen 40 lbs jugs of fry oil wasn't that bad.

>> No.13158178

>>13145644
>The post went viral with some laughing with her joke, some attempting to educate her about salmonella poisoning, and others calling her names like “stupid”.
>and others calling her names like “stupid”.
Wow... The internet can be a cruel place. Tragic.

>> No.13158255

>>13155113
uma delicia

>> No.13158361

>>13158088
gamers rise up

>> No.13158635
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happy kwanza

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>>13158635

>> No.13158680

>>13153119
Cirno curry gets a 9 wow!

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>>13158643
what, merry chanuggah?

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>>13158643

>> No.13158862

>>13146297
um...

>> No.13158880

>>13145882
I like my spaghetti AL DENTE

>> No.13158893

>>13145882
Just snap the pasta in half so it fits, BAKA.

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>>13153314
Life imitates art.

>> No.13158926

>>13153084
I cant even tell what I'm meant to be looking at and it angers me whenever this is posted

>> No.13159073

>>13158900
the asshole "artist" stood there painting his picture while he laid on the ground in pain instead of helping him

>> No.13159075

>>13158635
is that you sling blade?

>> No.13159095

>>13158178
It's a doggy dog world out there

>> No.13159148

>>13154661
If I were ever placed in that situation, I'd get a bunch of wood shavings and toss it on the oil slick to soak up as much as I could. Then, I'd suck it all up with a shop vac or something similar.

>> No.13159150

>>13156205
Nah, I just loosen up and it simply falls out.

>> No.13159383

>>13155577
based

>> No.13159393

>>13151458
>mikmarie13
I have bad news, anon

>> No.13159547

>>13145644
ayy lmao

>> No.13159589

>>13145644
if you're so insecure that the backlash from your chicken post makes you want to actually kill yourself and not just turn off the fucking computer you're probably too dumb to exist. there's way to many fucking dopes on this planet and if they wanna eliminate themselves, so much the better. This fucking chicken post is the hill that this bitch literally chose to die on. nothing of value was lost

>> No.13159666

>>13148610
>mutt thinking it's superior to anyone

>> No.13159671

>>13155406
Eugh, no. Cola makes an excellent sweet glaze but I wouldn't ever put it in rice

>> No.13159687

>>13148770
>>13153543
>>13153550
>americans

>> No.13159690

>>13159671
a sweet what?

>> No.13159694

>>13159690
Sorry. Makes for a sweet galze. Works great for barbecue too

>> No.13159701

>>13156230
>>13157991
>>13158635
>americans

>> No.13159733

>>13155577
I think you've been ttrolled bro

>> No.13159735

>>13159694
Ohh ok

>> No.13159970

>>13153589
>>13154661
this isnt really that bad of a mess compared to some of the more worse things ive seen in retail. basically, youre gonna just empty about two bags worth of cat litter all over it and watch it soak right up, then sweep and mop up whats left. simple

>> No.13160276

>>13153550
is that fucking toothpaste

>> No.13160307

>>13155654
What's wrong with this? Looks tender af.

>> No.13160325

>>13157041
do you often eat blue dye and shit brown?

>> No.13160343

>>13154661
Pshhhhhh give me one hour boss

>> No.13160354

>>13156230
>wa-la

>> No.13160449

>>13145875
You can’t eat it raw in America because of the conditions the chickens live in and what they are fed, at least with store bought chicken. It was explained on anthony bourdains show in Japan but I can’t find the clip

>> No.13160463 [DELETED] 

>>13148770
>>13148783
>>13153550
Fuck I hate white people so fucking much

>> No.13160641

>>13158100
Imagine dying from some retard dropping a pallet of creamer on you from a forklift. Stapl fahrer Klaus.

>> No.13160657

>>13159075
quite regular

>> No.13160671 [DELETED] 

>>13157991
Do niggers just sell shit out of their houses or what?

>> No.13160732

>>13155045
Hah underrated

>> No.13160756 [DELETED] 

>>13160463
Ah, casual racism by the inferior...

>> No.13160912

>>13155045
Hahaha

>> No.13160925

>>13155654
That looks like the shit I took after an alcohol induced coma

>> No.13160941 [DELETED] 

>>13160671
The best tamales I've ever eaten were sold by a mexican abuela out of her house down the street from me. Open your mind.

>> No.13160984

>>13155463
you have to go back

>> No.13160988

>>13160671
Yes, they do. Or the side of the street and so on.

>> No.13160993

>>13154661
steal all the non broken bottles

>> No.13161058

>>13160941
>le Mexican abuela meme
I wish people would knock it off with this shit.

>> No.13161434

>>13151458
It's a common black woman thing. They LARP as a tradwife while posting the most disgusting slop imaginable. They think that the simple act of making something hot is some sort of achievement.
To be fair, it's probably hard to actually cook anything decent when you grew up with your mom telling you to just microwave everything until it's hot.
Those green beans were probably from a frozen bag, steamed to mush in the microwave. The Alfredo noodles were probably from a packet with powder and noodles, poured in a bowl with water and microwaved until boiling for a few minutes, then stirred.
The penne bolognese was probably made using bottled Ragu and microwaved noodles. Looks like there's some shredded chicken in there too but I'm not sure
I used to eat dinner sometimes at one of my black friends' house, and most everything they ate was made like this. Soul food is pretty much dead. No black person eats like that anymore, for better or worse.

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>>13160671
Yes. Facebook marketplace has been like, a revolution for this. They make and sell everything. Always overpriced to shit of course and the only people who buy one are their mom and sister. In-home services in poorer neighborhoods have been a thing forever but you used to have to be good enough that it spreads by word of mouth on its own. Now they can put up some bullshit on Marketplace and tell their relatives to share it.

>> No.13161770

>>13159073
Underrated post.

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>>13145629

>> No.13161873

>>13161513
Lmao, thanks for clarifying. Where can I hk yo see kore of these terrible homemade food sales?

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>>13161873
Based and drugpilled.
Literally just open up facebook marketplace and type in "food". Usually you'll see a couple.
If you go on r*ddit there's a couple of them on r/delusionalartists

>> No.13162023

>>13161988
>stylus

>> No.13162054

>>13156096
>that disk twirl
ok you got me. i'll buy one

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if your wondering what the fire is about its 'trying to cook potatoes from the pot'

>> No.13162147

>>13155463
Newfag.

>> No.13162303

>>13161824
what the fuck is that? lemon curd and onions?
did you make this shit?

>> No.13162325

>>13155487
>the game
>you

>> No.13162410

>>13145644
>Posts are going around making light of her death blaming it on salmonella poisoning, although the jokes appear to be lighthearted, Morgan’s friends ask that people show empathy to the family of the woman who saw no other choice but to take her own life.
Fucking Australians man.

>> No.13162536

>>13161988
What the fuck is going on in these pictures? Is that kid's head bleeding? And I don't even know where to start with the thing in the middle.

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>>13162410
stfu and have some fairy bread ya cunt.

>> No.13162748

>>13145885
Here we go again.

>> No.13162763

>>13145925
>bad surprise
indeed

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>> No.13162797

>>13148744
Interesting

>> No.13162820

>>13155078
Based tbqhfam

>> No.13163240

>>13154661
lots of sawdust

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>>13155484
Imagine being this much of a newfag

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>>13163618
actually, the idea of a bit of seared grill taste might be a refreshing change. At first i was NOOOOOO, but upon thinking about it, it could work.

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>>13155463

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>>13153589
something like this happened at a walmart where i worked, except there was a new guy on the floor crew and he tried mopping it up with water! It was three isles wide before we stopped him.
>>13158100
We had a entire pallet of silk(almond) milk flood the backroom, shit was soo slippery but nothing compares to a pallet worth of liquid clothe soap busting open after being ran into by a forklift, it never goes away no matter how much kitty litter you put down, it just keeps re-hydrating and trying to move a forklift when its on slippery ass soap is dangerous as fuck

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>>13163240
got you bro

>> No.13164072

>>13160325
digestion has nothing to do with the colour of your shit, idiot. On this occasioin specifically.

>> No.13164089

>>13159073
this says a lot a about the society which we live in

>> No.13164130

>>13164038
maaaan copy pasta is getting shit these days.

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why do Americans allow their children to be fed literal crap?

>> No.13164144

>>13164141
doesn't even look that bad compared to school lunchs I had

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>>13164144
Shit anon, are you from North Korea?

>> No.13164166

>>13153525
Blue is the feces that I excreted.

>> No.13164172

>>13161988
That shirt in the second picture just looks like some kind of skin condition.

>> No.13164178

>>13156031
Doesn't look too bad in my opinion, unless I'm missing something.

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>>13153589

>> No.13164283

>>13164148
i know what the two white things are trying to be, but the rest of it is a mystery.

>> No.13164321

>>13164283
Beef stroganoff and some kind of sauce for some reason? A curry maybe?

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>>13164321
A big slo’ o’ shit you mean

>> No.13164533

>>13164529
If you're old enough to tweet you're old enough to make a sangewedge at home and bring it to school.
I don't know why the hell some people thing the State should feed them.

>> No.13164556

>>13164141
>>13164148
>>13164529
no professional cook would make this, who do the schools hire ?

>> No.13164620

>>13160276
Are you retarded? It’s candy canes

>> No.13164624

>>13155463
Ten years later and newfags still fall for this one.

>> No.13164634

>>13164624
9 years and you still think they're serious replies

>> No.13164636

>>13153084
her name is devilintraining go follow her

>> No.13164649

>>13164634
>I was just pretending to be trolled

>> No.13164661

>>13164649
Well yeah. And if you were a bit smarter, you'd realize I was just pretending to reply to you

>> No.13164668

>>13164661
Actually, it is I who is pretending to reply to you. I haven't even posted at all, merely pretending to post. You have fallen for yet another classic gaffe.

>> No.13164669

>>13164649
>>13164661
>implying either of you are replying ITT at all
>implications
Stop it right now you two.

>> No.13164673

>>13164668
Lol you think YOU'RE not posting? I'm not even connected to the internet.

>> No.13164679

>>13161988
looks like he doused the back of that person's hair with bleach and completely eroded it and simultaneously bleached their shirt holy shit.

>> No.13164684

>>13164673
I don't even have a computer champ.

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>>13164533
>calling yourself a first world country
>letting your overlords feed your children shit they don’t even give to death row inmates
The absolute state

>> No.13164816

>>13148744
Mostarda is not mustard, the italian word for mustard is senape.

>> No.13164831

>>13164693
>he doesn't understand the actual definition of first/second/third world
Ya gotta try harder than that little fella

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>>13164693
healthy food not always look good. that thing probably has zero calories, zero gluten, zero sugar, zero salt, zero artificial flavors, in fact everything soccer moms have been fighting for decades, but now parents are mad because their kids eat some shapeless flavorless vomit prison food instead of good but "unhealthy" food. reminder you did this to yourself and your children for giving power to those who don't deserve it..

>> No.13164966

>>13160449
It's because the US is very big, which makes the logistics of elimination of salmonella impossible. Same with Australia.
It works in the UK and Japan because they are islands, and not all that large.
Ya dumb fuck.

>> No.13164990

>>13157991
It's just a clam boil.

>>13158635
Now that is truly vile.

>> No.13165037

Uh, haha XD
Well done you got me

>> No.13165276

>>13153589
I want to clear all the glass then slide through it like a slip and slide.

>> No.13165712

>>13145644
>"Some of her friends say that her death by suicide was due to relentless cyberbullying that came following a viral post, a joke they said."

damn

>> No.13165782

>>13154661

oil is solved by sand or sawdust. The real nightmare to clean up is when this stuff happens with dish soap.

>> No.13166151

>>13153543
>>13159687
Midwest*

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>>13145629
www.kotikokki.net/reseptit/nayta/205709/Vähän erilainen pizza./

>> No.13167729

>>13163618
>>13163948
Could work if it was a large piece of tuna that was deeply seared on the outside but raw inside. You would get that nice contrast of flavor.

>> No.13167742

>>13164556
Food production is outsourced to different companies who often make food for prisons and the like. Its reheated on site and dished out to the students.

>> No.13167778

>>13165782
What kind of retarded company puts dishsoap in glass?

>> No.13167807

>>13164861

Pig snout is delicious.

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>>13148065
Fuck you, Food hmmm threads have always been the best thing about ck

>> No.13167879

>>13167827
As shitty as that is, its basically just placing a flat top grill/stove on top of the meat. The steam might mess up browning somewhat, but beyond the low overall heat its not actually terrible.

>> No.13167953

>>13167813
>Now Melts!
What did it do before, atomize into plastic fumes?

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This shit makes my skin crawl.

>> No.13167982

>>13167953
Burn and blister. Probably had too strong of emulsifiers in the mix that didn't loosen up their hold on the protein network when the 'cheese' heated up.

>> No.13168209

>>13164945
>zero calories
>food

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>>13146290

>Blackposting

>> No.13168228

>>13168220
>capeshit memes
we dont do that here

>> No.13168249

>>13156031
looks yummy

>> No.13168270

>>13153314
honestly fuck her for that basic bitch sauce becky get that shit outta here hope ur cat pukes up tomato sauce later mayonaise eating bitch by the spoonful get on ur knees and clean the floor hoe

>> No.13168297

>>13154661
by leaving the fucking nofrills and going to a metro or someshit

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>> No.13168411

>>13156203
Well, the term for "potato" in French means "earth apple" so French is retarded too.

>> No.13168422

>>13168332
cursed

>> No.13168440

>>13154661
Well first I'd remove your trousers.

>> No.13168467

>>13168297
>paying more for the same groceries

>> No.13168641

>>13164130
>pasta
kek, no just same anon, i posted my experience once like a year ago

>> No.13168644

>>13145644
This made me laugh because of the number of replies
>>13146260
And this made me laugh very hard

>> No.13168647

>>13150537
This reminded me of a time I put milk chocolate on a frozen pizza

Being a stoned teenager in the US is fucking dope DESU senpai

>> No.13168653

>>13145874
Based chefkoch.de bringing boomer and zoomer recipes together in one place

>> No.13168654

>>13168647
kit kats on pepperoni pizza is goat

>> No.13168660

>>13153084
What the fuck is it? How did she even make that abomination? Is the list of things in her comment all in that single “dish” or is that merely one among six dishes?
Her sub-70 IQ is showing not just in her “dish” but also in the fact that her post is a cluttered mess of grammatical problems.

>> No.13168661

>>13157033
it's a plate you can see the small piles of food next to the flower petals and stuff

>> No.13168667

>>13153589
this is what I would do in an active shooter situation

>> No.13168668

>>13145925
Looks like black bread, liver sausage, some kind of camembert and jam. Absolutely based sinner sandwich, would eat and frolic desu

>> No.13168685

>>13162536
it's just a bleached shirt

>> No.13168693

>>13167953
>atomize
Confirmed for retard

>> No.13168694

>>13153084
it took me a while to figure out that its a plate.

>> No.13168722

>>13168693
>atomize
>convert (a substance) into very fine particles or droplets
I dunno, doesn't sound too far off

>> No.13168735

Medium rare chicken is actually possible if pasteurized by sous vide at like 140F for an hour or two

>> No.13168783

>>13153119
Wurst2hu

>> No.13169035

>>13155113
And I'm here thinking using cream cheese on sushi was peak of autism

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>>13169035
Nevermind I forgot this shit existed

>> No.13169103

>>13164861
The thumbnail looks like a cursed version of the annoying orange

>> No.13169186

>>13164831
>wow he doesn't use outdated terminology from the cold war even though the cold war is over

>> No.13169286

>>13169186
>the cold war is over

>> No.13169691

>>13156221
imagine being too stupid to even be a janitor

>> No.13169731

>>13145644
Will never be able to look at that pic the same way now.

>> No.13169831

>>13158100
>pallet of milk and creamer
Lifted 20 feet to what is presumably the top steel
Where the fact where you working that dairy product like that was stored that high?

>> No.13169836

>>13154661
Use an absorbant powder or other like material, mop the rest up with soapy water.

>> No.13169898

>>13169831
Probably a dairy products supplier center.
Bring all the product together then distribute it where needed.

>> No.13169909

>>13164861
What's wrong here?

>> No.13169978

>>13168694
Holy shit, I've seen this pic so many times. Are you right? Then what the fuck is even on it? This picture really pisses me off.

>> No.13170259

>>13169831
Food distrubution warehouse. The vast majority of what we deal with is produce with some little corners for side jobs.

>> No.13170313

>>13155654
>Post any brown saucy food
>HAHAHA POO POOO IT LOOKS LIKE DOOOO DOOO POOPIE WE WANT POOPIES LALALALALAL STINKY NO DIAPER

I hate you fags.

>> No.13170374

>>13146297
Sneed.

>> No.13170409

>>13163948
Imagine the guy slipping and being impaled like the guy from that gif

>> No.13170445

>>13164533
>sangewedge
>some people thing the State

>> No.13170452

>>13168693
based clinical psychologist

>> No.13170454

>>13169831
dumbass phoneposter

>> No.13170467

>>13145644
lmao

and nothing of value was lost

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>> No.13170488

>>13153589
>add a little bit of olive oile

>> No.13170489

>>13170482
heh it's like a bearded face
presentation is key

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>>13164861

>> No.13170790

>>13156096
the 3 olive toss @ the end is phenomenal

>> No.13171230

>>13156203
You're are the apple of my eye
Youre my augapfel

>> No.13171253

>>13171230
Imagine trying to talk dirty in German.
You'd sound fucking ridiculous.

>> No.13171318

>>13171253
JA JA PUT DEIN GROßFLEISCHSTOCK IN MEINE KLEINE LOCH MEIN FÜHRER

>> No.13171408

>>13164556
Lunch ladies aren't actually cooks, they just hand out food. All the food is made by machine in bulk by companies like CNS and then shipped out by truck.

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