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>> No.13173769

i only watched whatever that worthless shit is because she is hot

>> No.13173770

You really need to get some standards

>> No.13174194

She's hot in a trailer trash one night stand kind of way.

>> No.13174208

>popcorn in beer
what's the problem here?

>> No.13174218

It's not beer.

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>> No.13174224

W-what is it then?
If it is what I think it is I'm calling the police.

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>> No.13174233

No she isn't.

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Do you think it's "popcorn topping?"

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>> No.13174282

Do Amerilards really?

>> No.13174293

They say women are terrible at thinking spatially and rationalizing shapes. This must have been a woman's idea because she failed to foresee that a fucking paint roller is the least efficient way to put cheese on a burger. But it looks cool, right??

>> No.13174294

>But it looks cool, right??
Nope, it looks like a complete mess.

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>> No.13174307

Have sex

>> No.13174327

>he doesn't want to pump and dump the dirty, sweaty slampig in OP
maximum gay

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>> No.13174359

Have sex so that you can stop obsessing over women.

>> No.13174364

ok reddit

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I;m thinking about thos cooms

>> No.13174392

>ok reddit
Extremely low effort post. Sad!

>> No.13174394
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>> No.13174532

Is this the end stage American dream?

>> No.13174572

Have sex so you can stop replying to shitposts.

>> No.13174578

Based trump tweeter. How can I master this style of writing?

>> No.13174596

400 pounds! I would tell her to kill herself, but she already did.

>> No.13174609

You have to somehow try and actively lower your IQ. Once you're below ~65, you'll be able to write like Trump

>> No.13174623

You have to be clinically retarded.

>> No.13174665

Liberals are seething again. Many such cases!

>> No.13174676

how did modern women become this useless?

>> No.13174699
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Imagine looking up to a 70 year-old-boy who talks like an actual braindead chimp.

Your limp-dicked manbaby president is gonna be impeached, then we'll see who's seething.

>> No.13174706

imagine being in a state of perpetual mad for 3 (three) entire years

enjoy the next 5, faggot

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>> No.13174717

He just uses the eggsit.

>> No.13174723

>he’ll be impeached any day now I swear!!
Said the nervous, sweating man for three consecutive years
Cheers, here’s to another 5 blessed years of you seething over Jewish orange man

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>> No.13174739

He's doing California a favor. No point talking over their level.

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Ohhoho, heehee!

>> No.13174744

>no president in the history of the US speaks with the equivalency of a high school graduate.

>> No.13174753

>23.1% of californians aren't literate
>50% of the population is spic
actually impressed by the 23.1%

>> No.13174754

Oh you mean like you and the rest of the Gay Ole Party were when Obama (a (gasp!) black man) was president?

You people are so short-sighted and ignorant it's borderline hilarious (if it weren't destroying what's left of this shithole country).

>> No.13174764

i was never mad during obama because i'm not a dick sucking retard. the majority of americans see zero change in their daily lives no matter who the president is. under trump my investments have gone up, so that's a bonus. besides that though, no change.

>> No.13174765

I think that these stats are generally taken from their public speaking. Personally I'm not an expert on speaking, but even I've noticed that Trump's way of speaking sounds very simplistic. It doesn't necessarily imply that that is his normal manner of speech, but that that is the way he decided to represent himself, which likely means something along him either being that dumb or he trying to dumb himself down for his audience, either which really evokes negative reactions in me.

>> No.13174771

Tell me, where was the balloon of Obama in a diaper again? I must have missed it, because apparently Republicans were seething over Obama like dems do over Trump.

>> No.13174777

Probably why he was so successful at capturing that vote. Most magazines and local new papers aim for a 3rd - 5th grade reading level.

>> No.13174790

the oddest part about that whole thing was that it wasn't even done by americans. people really are obsessed with america

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These were by people living in the US, though.
I hesitate to call them Americans.

>> No.13174812

Kids really are just the same as drunk adults.

>> No.13174814

how eat?

>> No.13174816
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>being so mad at the president you would spend hours making a statue of him just as a joke about his penis size

>> No.13174822

>the way he opens his mouth

>> No.13174828

I think that's pretty much closest to the truth and why Trump/Obama won in the first place. Pre prevailing sentiment among citizens of the USA is that nothing actually gets done and the country is in a perpetual status quo, but they still feel like it somehow keeps getting worse and worse. Different people point to different reason as to way thigns are getting worse and worse, but to me it seems that there isn't much of a simple answer to that and it's perhaps something to do with being human in current age, some sort of underlying unrest we collectively experience. That brings me back to Obama/Trump and the reason as to way they won. They were the candidates that promised that they would bring change and that's first and foremost what the electorate desires the most, regardless of which side to comes from, even though the process of election is naturally way more complicated than that.

>> No.13174907

Why? That's the definition of a good leader. People that speak above the education of their audience are one of three things, pretentious cunts, or ignorant that they're doing it.

In short, it takes a pretty stupid person to have an extensive lexicon and still not be able to communicate their ideas efficiently, which is the only reason why one should learn more about language in the first place.

>> No.13174921

I can't tell if that's a joke or if you really forgot the third thing.

>> No.13174952

Depends upon the degree of which they're doing it. It's obvious that statements should be modified to its target audience, alas presidential candidates should speak on a relatively low level when adressing the public. The difference is that if you go low enough it start to sounds extremely condescending. Like, you're not adressing a kindergarten. It's a personal preference, but for me Trump strays way lower than I find acceptable and it's really grating on my ears, especially the repetition and the simple phrases he uses over and over.

And I might not agree fully with the 2nd paragraph. I think the better the vocabulary the better you understand the nuances of different terms, so if you decide to speak more simplistically you begin to understand that you are sacrificing clarity for precision, which is an actually sacrifice that might be difficult to accept for some people and and I genuinely understand it, even if it comes at a cost of sounding arrogant. I really do value the precision that can be sometimes delivered only with statements that might appear hard to comprehend and unclear by many.

>> No.13174977

I forgot to change it to 2 things. Realized the 3rd actually fell under one of the other categories. I am not that smart kek. >>13174952
I pretty much agree with everything you said. After seeing that chart and thinking about this I wonder if that's one of the reasons they say Obama was a genius speaker. He was able to address the same public that voted trump without sacrificing so much in precision.

>> No.13175017

I can only think of teenage girls laughing at this

>> No.13175029

yes her knees are very sharp

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>> No.13175042

One actual relevant example I could muster at the moment would be the example of "Would you raise taxes on the middle class in order to pay for your plan of medicare for all?", which while being extremely straightforward and simple question on the surface level, it really requires plenty of analysis and explanation to answer sufficiently.

First, you need to understand what importance of taxes in the question is. Taxes in most contexts means government taking payments from someone, so the question is asking whether the plan would require people to pay more to the government. While that seems fair, it doesn't cover the obvious part of current medicare being financed completely different and the question doesn't adress that at all.

The question would be fairer if it stated "Would your medicare plan increase the expenses of middle and lower-class families", which is what actually is most important part for most people, as it really doesn't matter to the how much they have to pay to what person, but how much do they need to pay in total and you don't get that with the first question at all, so it seems like an extremely disingenious move when politicians are squeamish when asnwering that question, because it avoids the heart of the matter.

Also I'm not even trying to argue for that system, only that it really is talked in a very weird and unflattering light that tries to make it seems to have different goals than it actually has.

I suppose it's not much of a vocabulary issue per se, but more about how limiting our language could be just so hurtful to our discourse in general.

>> No.13175118

very gay

>> No.13175150

This video is nothing without the sound.

>> No.13175357

Imagine being the dumb moron posting this as if it’s a bad thing

>> No.13175920

That video is extremely inaccurate.

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>that s*y gape

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>> No.13176169

>speaking like a drooling fucking retard is the definition of leadership

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>> No.13176346

obviously done for satire.

>> No.13176361

thank you for this

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I hope you ingrates are happy. This is the 5th new one I've uploaded today.

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He is like babby.

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>> No.13176638

I wonder what her feet taste like

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>> No.13176854

i absolutely would

>> No.13176867

If someone can generate evidence that the guy doing the cringe "impressions" isn't gay, I will fucking eat my own

>> No.13176870

absolutely reddit

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>> No.13176910

what the fuck

$55/person, and you literally get 1/4 of a meatball

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>> No.13176945

Excellent finger removing tutorial.

>> No.13177252

>what is your spaghetti policy here?

>> No.13177263

I'm not gonna lie, getting paddled by a morbidly obese woman dressed as a nurse sounds pretty dope. It's just absurd. I dig it.

>> No.13177702

hahaha haha ahehe hihi hohoho

and i thought my jokes were bad

>> No.13177714

bitch looks like she ate Precious

>> No.13177819

You lot are gay. She's fit. Get help.

>> No.13177838

why work that hard to still make minimum wage?

>> No.13177878

Wood berry

>> No.13177913

wtf y he do this?

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There's nothing more precious on this fallen earth than children

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pointless cheese painting aside, why they make burgers tall? how do you eat them?

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what's below everything? mashed potato?

>> No.13178061

Haha! Pickle Rick! Dab!

Please an hero.

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>> No.13178137

it doesnt matter how skilled an american is at anything, they just have trash taste regardless.

>> No.13178147

i hate these "people" so much.

>> No.13178152
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How? These are regular cakes you can find in any pâtisserie.

>> No.13178164

I hate americans

>> No.13178206

America was a mistake

>> No.13178217

Another one of England's mistakes. America, modern China, modern India, Israel, Australia, New Zealand. All mistakes that can be directly attributed to England, and still some of the most disastrous mistakes affecting our current year.

>> No.13178219

What about the Cullinan Diamond, which was the largest gem-quality rough diamond ever found?
I'm pretty sure that's more precious than some child.

>> No.13178230

i hate americans so much. Its not just the way they mistreat trash food in the most horrendous ways imaginable, but also how fucking bad they are at it, how this cunt expected to slice cleanly through the big mac but then noticed, seemingly for the first time ever, that the spatulas arent that sharp.

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>> No.13178286

What the actual fuck am I looking at

>> No.13178295

A gimmick drink at a gimmick bar. Looks like he ordered six. It's surprising that they let him have that many at once, but presumably lawful in that area.

>> No.13178298

>lives a life of cheap imitation of americans
>muh taste

>> No.13178322

Yes women sick at spatial stuff like navigation, but this looks like the retardation of any flyover ameritard.

>> No.13178333
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This looks like some gimmick restaurant. What makes you so sure a woman had that stupid idea?

>> No.13178351

what a badass

>> No.13178365

I want to fuck Taylor Swift

>> No.13178375

if anything, im triggered that they are using a pointless roller on that instead of a brush.
the roller did virtually nothing.

>> No.13178590

To get promoted, so you aren't making minimum.

>> No.13178655

Dat seamless loop

>> No.13178668
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>> No.13178679

For some reason this turns me on

>> No.13178681

That's called being personable, you social retard.
Conversation English that you purposefully try to make more obscure and flowery just to show off rather than communicate is being pedantic, something most people hate, ie, something politicians should avoid.

>> No.13178691

so they are just giant fried potatoes cut into rectangle shapes

>> No.13178715

Every time I see I am just like "You almost made it bro". He smiles like a normal person, then goes full soy. Why can't they just smile. I don't even smile unless I am told to and even then I sometimes don't and just say take it.

>> No.13178749
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>> No.13178752

Cooking after a night out: The Movie

>> No.13178761

Suddenly Masao looks way less stupid for pulling out the katana

>> No.13178772
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>> No.13178776

She unironically looks like that "kosher ASMR" guy

>> No.13178795

What the fuck ? Are you supposed to eat the stuff covering it then deshell it ? Eat it with shell ?

>> No.13178798

>not burnt

>> No.13178799
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>> No.13178806

was 57 the limit?

>> No.13178807
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This is the /ck/ equivalent of that behind the scenes for Episode I with Lucas and the crew.

>> No.13178831

>What makes you so sure a woman had that stupid idea?
Gave me a chuckle.

>> No.13178962

I think the only really upsetting part of this is that the roller does a piss poor job. If you want real coverage you should just dump the bowl on it.

>> No.13178973

Yeah everytime he gets up to give a speech hes totally talking like a retard who had a stroke two minutes ago just to be more personable. Thats our president...personable.

>> No.13178994

dat ending

>> No.13179012

H-how did he get out?

>> No.13179013

It worked for Dubya.
Go look up recent interviews with him. He sounds a lot less "folksy" now than he did when he was POTUS.

>> No.13179036

It actually looks like the roller is pulling some cheese and bits of meat off of the burger.

Glad I marathoned that webm all the way through, great ending.

>> No.13179050

>Bone marrow meme
Fuck this bitch to hell, fuck you, i hope the person behind this families die, and they die as well. And have to eat this fucking slop out of Satans stanky asshole when they eventually go to hell. FUCK THIS!

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>> No.13179093

this motherfucker is a polynesian william shatner

>> No.13179178

I'm not sure comparing him to dubya is exactly a favorable argument

>> No.13179183

>she's not fat!!!
Prove it

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>boiled egg log

>> No.13179354

Some people are impossible to misunderestimate.

>> No.13179398

jesus fucking christ anon

>> No.13179422


>"I work for a living!"

>> No.13179435

>Not taking pride in your work
You wouldn't happen to be a nigger?

>> No.13179437

That's not a word: you just say "underestimate."

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>> No.13179465

Poor zoomer, didn't even experience the best POTUS.

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>> No.13179484

Not at 33 I'm not; i just didn't pick up on your obscure, barely-a-reference reference.

>> No.13179505

>barely a reference
>while talking about Dubya
Stop lying to yourself and own your failures.

>> No.13179513

The first seconds are already bad enough, and it keeps going. This is like one of those nonsensical nightmares.

>> No.13179516

Using a word that isn't a word isn't a reference.

>> No.13179543

mmmm....plastic contaminants

>> No.13179546

to be proud of what you do.
be best.

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>> No.13179571

I've watched this three times just to make sure I didn't hallucinate any of the steps

>> No.13179584
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Oh, haven't you heard? The same people who were plastering street signs with "stop Bush" stickers when he was in offices are fighting for a chance to suck his cock now. And he seems to have forgot all about the old days himself.

"misapprehension" is too broad to be considered a bushism. Most Americans probably say it.

You should have gone for the tried and true "fool me once..."

>> No.13179586

Obviously this is at dominos, but they do a contest for how many pizzas you can make in a minute. You get a pin for your hat, and you also get a pay raise. Being able to make a shit ton of pizzas literally makes you more eligible to be promoted to manager, so theres a reason this guy is going so hard. Hes probably not a manager because at my store, we had black shirts for management, but that's in florida in america and who tf knows where this dude is.

>> No.13179589

holy shit you're stupid

>> No.13179600

An insult is not a reference.

>> No.13179754
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wait, people still defend Trump?

>> No.13179839

least of your worries after two nukes

>> No.13179855

>trump's base have the mental capacity of 4th graders so he speaks like them
Sounds about right ;)

>> No.13179882

You can fool some of the people all of the time~

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holy shit hahaha

>> No.13180539

white bois btfo

>> No.13180557

Oh god yes, I'd eat the everloving fuck out of that.

>> No.13180604

You just want a big nose gf, anon.

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>> No.13180619

not based

>> No.13180654
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>> No.13180666

what a champ
how do you cultivate such a well tempered child

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>> No.13180682

She WAS Precious 20 years ago.

>> No.13180694

>stupid idea
Pick two.

>> No.13180698
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Because no man could possibly be a fucking idiot, right?

>> No.13180700

WHAT VIDEO IS THIS FROM?? I thought I'd seen every Kay video in existence but I don't remember this one!

>> No.13180710

Terrible idea. There's no way that tastes good.

>> No.13180714

Cry more you seething cunt. For every retarded man there are hundreds of even stupider women. The worst male cook on YouTube (jack) is still magnitudes better than the worst woman cook (Kay).

>> No.13180731

It's just a baked potato, anon.
And so is that huge fry she's eating.

>> No.13180767

So you get promoted for sloppy workmanship & wasting vast amounts of ingredients?

>> No.13180794

I mean, it IS a Dominos.

>> No.13180803

Makes me feel better for remaining loyal to the 'Hut.

>> No.13180810

That hand gets disturbingly close to hot oil.

>> No.13180890

>That will be 26.50 plus 49% tip please

>> No.13180920

Still better than those fucks at Coldstone making me call something "Gotta have it!" size

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>> No.13180931

Making "bone meal" from powdered eggshells for your garden is a great idea. Putting it in your fucking smoothie is not.

>> No.13180935

>please talk to your doctor before adding egg shells to your diet
Yea, nah I'm not eating that shit.

>> No.13180957

Isn't the repeated heating and cooling bad for the cheese?

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>> No.13181093

>good to know: do not

>> No.13181192

Yeah ok, but why didn't you come from the side?

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several people have literally died while eating there
fatties don't care, fatties are fat for a fucking reason and deserve to die if that's how they choose to live

>> No.13181297

The only video more Reddit than this is the mongoloids in the restaurant acting like kids because of a baked potato

>> No.13181307

based stonie poster

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>> No.13181700

Fuck those other people. This was funny.

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>> No.13181708

how the fuck do you mess up eggs that bad? What the fuck did they do???

>> No.13181792

Kay's Good Cooking has to be performance art, there's no way

>> No.13181829

>ask for a large fry
>they give you three
Fuckin bonus, boys

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funny as fuck

>> No.13182314

I've been there. There was a midget doing the paddling, too.

>> No.13182317

the equivalent to seasoning just the skin of a bird
i cannot stand this surface flavor shit, it's like skin deep beauty

>> No.13182349

apparently our team is kinda ass

>> No.13182355

the point of french fries is to use an entire potato, that big block its wasting potato by making the shape

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speaking of omelettes

>> No.13182367

is that water? oil?

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>> No.13182440

Did you get paddled anon?

>> No.13182583


Of course a bong has shit tier taste

>> No.13182597

Isn't this the grill run by the guy who hates fat people and is trying to kill them faster?

>> No.13182636

Australian you dumb seppo.

>> No.13182639

RIP killed in the Las Vegas shooting
Too hard to miss

>> No.13182649

Did he ever get caught for... what was it... murder or some shit?

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>> No.13182732

polenta. you can see the grain of it on higher res

>> No.13182780

>seasoning at the beginning

>> No.13182785

just over half the population my nigga
case in point: dubya wasn't a moron, he had to go to a speech coach to do that

>> No.13182873

Is this the beginning of an epic new meme?

>> No.13182886

This human insect has the most punchable face I've ever seen

>> No.13183261

It's trailer park boys you dumbfuck

>> No.13183263

millennials deserve the world they have

>> No.13183275

is that what a large fries looks like in america? that thing is fuckin huge

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>> No.13183290

>frozen yogurt
>not 90% toppings
Anon, I...

>> No.13183294

>french fry with absurdly low surface area per volume unit
i've had mere potato wedges so big that they miss the point, just have crispy mash at this point

>> No.13183303

>black hands touching my food

Uhh that's gonna be a yikes from me

>> No.13183361

Sippy cups?

>> No.13183396

>drop boiling cheese all over your customer's hand

>> No.13183442

The burger is fucking alive and moving.

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>> No.13183510

damn looks good jackie boy

>> No.13183513

That's the medium

>> No.13183519

Lol, I can smell the issues here

>> No.13183523

Those topping helixes are aesthetic as fuck

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>> No.13183533

There's a sex joke you just set up there but if I try it I'll probably end up on a list

>> No.13183536

Then go change your lady diapers.

>> No.13183597

Ofcourse they have, But I really fucking doubt their heart suddenly gives out because they are chowing down on the fatass burger they just ordered. Its likely a coincidence that they died there while eating just because so many fatasses are so unhealthy and so many fatasses eat there. They die because of being over a certain weight, not because of something they are eating right at that moment.

>> No.13183607

Its quite easy actually, You know the phrase "monkey see monkey do" well it applies to apes too which we are, and when a child sees their parents are well tempered and dont act like animals then they turn out the same way. People arent jerks because they are born that way more often than not, if you see someone acting like an antisocial piece of shit its more likely they learned it from their parents than anything.

>> No.13183608

>feeds 20 people
>someone is going to be the 20th person

>> No.13183623


>apes too which we are

Uhh, speak for yourself atheist. I sure as h*ck ain't no monkey!

>> No.13183625

he'll probably do the same face after tasting your punch

>> No.13183650

wow, I like the way you say atheists. almost like saying aesthetic, which is something you can see, if it took something you can see to know that god exists then faith and the assumption of knowing that he exists shouldnt bring about such a disbelief as youve just demonstrated now. "Checkmate aethiests! haha, see he does exist" as if it took an atheist who has a lack of belief that even a god exists, when evidence supports it, is like saying youre upset because someone said he doesnt and being butthurt that it really didnt. Atheists are still right to believe there was no god.

>> No.13183652

that's the same way my dog eats pizza

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>> No.13183669

I saw god at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.13183709

the customer was the retard who held it the wrong way around.

>> No.13183729

>wasting ingredients
this guy thinks those bins full of cheese and toppings get thrown out
this is Dominoes
They filter that back into their food, most of the time after it's been sitting out for hours

>> No.13183748

jack posting should be a bannable offense

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Food waste is a sin.

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It's probably fine as long as you don't hesitate like he did. Alcohol evaporates readily, so the fire isn't that hot, and it goes out when you swallow it.

>> No.13183798

>muh impeachment
Take your meds.

>> No.13183801

>the fire isn't that hot

>> No.13183838

You know, for fire. It's burning fairly slowly, and the evaporating water and alcohol cool it down.

>> No.13183860

is this a fucking joke ?

>> No.13183862

>"American Standard"

>> No.13183869

Might not be hot "for fire" but I reckon it's still pretty hot for a human mouth.
I don't really go to bars that serve stuff like that so I'm not going to sit here and say it's impossible to have a burning drink without injury, but I'd imagine the proper technique involves closing your mouth to extinguish the fire quickly rather than relying on the flame being cool.

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>> No.13183882

>Studies show that powdered eggshells can be a great source of calcium
No shit?

>> No.13183893

i wanna buy that guy a beer and listen to him talk about how hes banged every chick on that island.

>> No.13183897

dang this makes me hungered

>> No.13183899

This is probably the most disgusting video in this thread.

>> No.13183902

this nigga really cares about ice cream

>> No.13183946

That does not look like a large fry, it looks to be roughly 50 fairly small ones.

>> No.13183956

do you need a hug?

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>> No.13183980

thanks I hate it

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>> No.13183993

does american """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" consist of just adding massive quantities of cheese to anything?

>> No.13183999

yes now stop asking

>> No.13184017

you know what's pretty hot?
not you

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>> No.13184044

And of course the waiter has twatoos.
The perfect meal for millennials.

>> No.13184055

That's not American, believe it or not. Raclette cheese comes from Switzerland.
I've had it once. Pretty tasty, though obviously greasy as hell.

>> No.13185148

To be fair I hate it how politicians in my country use "fancy speak" to basically say nothing when a serious situation shows up.

>> No.13185600

>20 people
funny way to say 1100$ for your meatballs, bones and slop

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>> No.13185685

he's just making boiled eggs, whats wrong

>> No.13185695

>salting in a strainer

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