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13206772 No.13206772 [Reply] [Original]

Pictures of food that's so over the top that it's a caricature of the original dish

>> No.13206776

>>13206772
Rent Free

>> No.13206778
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>> No.13206794

>>13206772
>>13206778
Do coasties really have nothing else better to do than to be OBSESSED?

>> No.13206795

>>13206776
Dude, I fuckin’ wish
They’re charging me an arm and a leg

>> No.13206801

>>13206778
That’s a fine looking ‘go ‘za.
The holy trinity of wonder bread, kraft cheese and ketchup is truly a gift from heaven.

>> No.13206808
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13206808

Bros they went too far. It isn't pizza at this point

>> No.13206816

>>13206801
Reaching a little bit there aren't you?

>> No.13206819
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13206819

>>13206778
Giordano's is good, but Lou's is the one true king of Chicago pizza.

Deep dish > stuffed > NY shit pizza.

>> No.13206837
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>>13206772

>> No.13206853

>>13206837
Ah, Wisconsin.

>> No.13206862

>>13206778
i' 'at 'ere 'om' 'go 'za?

>> No.13206875
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13206875

>>13206862
You forgot to take your meds, seizure boy.

>> No.13206900
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>>13206772

>> No.13206904

>>13206900

i see your point, but I would eat the fuck out of that.

>> No.13207134

>>13206808
It's a pie my man. A deep dish pizza pie. Bread cheese and tomato sauce. It's a classier pizza pie. Keep ya new york garbage. Our thin crust is better than your thin crust too, yall dont even have deep dish. I feel bad for ya.

>> No.13207190

>>13207134
>yall

Go back, you worthless plebbitor

>> No.13207192
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>> No.13207215

>>13207192
I feel like I know that lactose intolerant beard.

>> No.13207217

>>13207215
Does he have the same beard as your hubby?

>> No.13207221

>>13207215
actually, most cheeses are fine to eat if you are lactose intolerant

i can eat cheese but not drink milk

t.adult onset lac.intol. chink

>> No.13207227

>>13206853
I thought it was "on Wisconsin".

>> No.13207238

>>13207217
I'll have you know I keep my boy wife completely smooth all over.

>> No.13207240
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>>13206837
>garnished with another Bloody Mary
Makes me laugh every goddamn time

>> No.13207281

>>13206900
whatever i bet that tastes kino

>> No.13207303

>>13206772
Chi dogs are god tier

>> No.13208134

>>13207134
Pizza isn't SUPPOSED to be a pie, you fucking retarded subhuman mutt.

>> No.13208228
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>>13207192
are 4 people going to eat all that!?

>> No.13208243

>>13208228
No thats one serving for one of them you cant see the rest which are off screen

>> No.13208246

>>13207192
>>13206778
>>13206772
These are all good.

>>13206837
>>13206900
These are the actual abominations.

>> No.13208249
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>> No.13208250

>>13207221
Depends on the ripening to me, anything over one month and I won't have a lot of pain. I'm kinda stuck with hard pressed cheese.

>> No.13208254
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>> No.13208259

>>13206819
>NY pizza is shit
I bet you eat Dominos you tasteless faggot

>> No.13208263

>>13208254
That is one of the least appetizing things i have ever seen

>> No.13208299

>>13208249
...is that frosting?

>> No.13208307

>>13208254
Is that a fucking PB&J bacon cheeseburger? Started great until they squirted all that bullshit on.

>> No.13208313

>>13208254
Disgusting. Some sort of "shock video." Not fit for human consumption.

>> No.13208320

>>13208254
Yes Yes Yes No No NO NO NO

>> No.13208338
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>>13206772

>> No.13208401

>>13208254
literally kill yourself

>> No.13208440

>>13206772
Anything American.

>> No.13208444
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>>13206772

>> No.13208502

>>13207192
What a fuck are those? It looks like literal shit smeared on bread.

>> No.13208535

>>13206772
Chi dogs are the only dogs ill go after

>> No.13208544

>>13207303
Quality post

>> No.13208553

>>13208299
it's GLAZE, retard

>> No.13208610

>>13208254
two by two
hands of blue

>> No.13208654

>>13208254
Why they cut it?

>> No.13208664

>>13206801
>'go ‘za.
go kys

>> No.13208665
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13208665

I wonder when something non-american will show up in this thread, or maybe nothing non-american would be suitable for this thread?

>> No.13208686
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>>13206772

>> No.13208695

>>13208249
looks like it must taste really fucking good though

>> No.13208697

>>13206778
people that have a problem with deep dish pizzas are on the spectrum.

"but its different"
okay?

>> No.13208704

>>13208254
fucking heresy m8, for real

>> No.13208707
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13208707

>>13208665
this is boba hotpot that can be found in malaysia/singapore

>> No.13208709

>>13206772
That relish is ridiculously, unnaturally green.

>> No.13208713

>>13206862
that sounds like creole.

>"whan-ah gow geht sum peetz-ah"

is a better transliteration of what you're trying to say.

>> No.13208722
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>>13208707

>> No.13208733

>>13208707
>>13208722
Yikes... Disgusting.

>> No.13208737

>>13206808

lMAO bro I Put the SAUCE on TOP

>> No.13208749

>>13208502
its a greek spice profiled meat sauce with cheese onions and franks hotsauce. tastes great. people just get mad because they think its going to taste like chili. its americanized greek food disguised iin a way that boomers wouldnt be afraid to eat it.

if you eat ground beef tacos or etouffee or chili dogs you have no argument

its basically just fucking allspice paprika garlic chilis and oregano.

ever had moussaka or pastitchio? its literally just that but on spaghetti instead of pene and with a shit ton of cheese instead of the fresh cheeses used in the aforementioned dishes

also the special ingredient is allspice

its not fucking Wooster sauce

>> No.13208750

>>13208254
would

>> No.13208769

>>13208750

Would only if they stopped halfway on the peanut butter

>> No.13208771
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>>13208665

>> No.13209018

>>13208771
A crabby died for this.

>> No.13209081

>>13206819
>Giordano's is good, but Lou's is the one true king of Chicago pizza.
Based and pizzapilled

>> No.13209085

>>13206772
Take non american food, look up the americanized version of it.

>> No.13209086
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>> No.13209114

>>13209086
what am I looking at here? Rice cooked with iced coffee with pellets?

>> No.13209122

>>13209114
boba tea X rice

its like asian bukkake food

>> No.13209126

>>13209086
What are those balls? Blackberries? Juniper berries? Tapioca beads? Silica gel?

>> No.13209143

>>13209086
Asians were a mistake

>> No.13209154

>>13206794
>Implying Chicago isn't on the coast itself

The Great Lakes are just an extension of the Atlantic Ocean.

>> No.13209156
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>>13209143
Say that to my faces and not online and see what happens.

>> No.13209158

>>13207134
It's a cheese and tomato tart.

>> No.13209161
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>>13209143
>>13209114
>>13209126

>> No.13209167

>>13208733
The only thing not conventionally seen as a sweet there is the corn, but sweet corn is seen as a sweet in Asia.

>> No.13209263

>>13209086
looks pretty good
>>13209161
too FUCKIN far

>> No.13209455

>>13208769
My thought process exactly. PB w/ pickles is god-tier poverty food, and there's nothing wrong with PB and something savory. But I struggled to rationalize the chocolate and, before I was done wrestling with that, they added jam. OVER THE LINE

>> No.13209486
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>>13209263

>> No.13209495
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>> No.13209497
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>>13207281
One cannot simply taste "kino"

>> No.13209498

>>13209161
into the trashcan

>> No.13209513

>>13208553
>GALZE

>> No.13209525

>>13209161
Right picture looks like a closeup of some horrible contagious disease you'd find in a medical text book

>> No.13209537
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>>13206772

>> No.13209541

>>13206772
Why is that relish so bright green?

>> No.13209542
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>> No.13209547
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>> No.13209555

>>13209541
In some areas the relish is dyed to make it look bright.

>> No.13209590

>>13206772
these are pretty damn good desu senpai

>> No.13209634

>>13206808
I'll have a cheesy tomato soup in a bread bowl please

>> No.13209657

>>13209541
Because Chicago is a nightmare realm where everything but the pizza is wrong.

>> No.13209685

>>13209537
is it wrong that i really want to try this?

>> No.13209689

>>13209547
would eat unironically

>> No.13209699

>>13209542
Oy vey

>> No.13209700

>>13208254
PB&J burgers are good, but ditch the chocolate, use a real bun and real PB, and have some portion control. That squirted feces is not peanut butter.

>> No.13209709
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>>13209161
>this is no longer 超級Q...

>> No.13209714

>>13207215
hes not lactose intolerant. hes just on a diet

>> No.13209736

>>13209714
"Yeah, I'll have ten Coneys as well, but hold the cheese. I'm trying to cut down on calories."

>> No.13209920

>>13206819

>Lou's is the one true king of Chicago pizza

Absolutely true.

>> No.13209931

>>13209154
200 iq post

>> No.13209936

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I WISH I HAD MONEY FOR FOOD. THIS BOARD IS WORSE THAN FOR THE FOOD CHANNEL FOR POOR FAGS THISNSHIT LOOKS DELICIOUS UGH

>> No.13210019
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>>13209018
You can't turn your back on them.

>> No.13210026

>>13210019
wow thats a super rare pepe

mind if I save it also? please

>> No.13210032
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>>13209936

>> No.13210177

>>13210026
Uhh.. sure?

>> No.13210365

>>13210177
thank you!!

>> No.13210722
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13210722

>>13206778

my Aunt Ursala's (who lives in 'go) 'go 'za is best 'za

>> No.13210758

>>13208134
>isn't SUPPOSED to
And why should I care

>> No.13210792
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>> No.13210835

>>13207192
I'm eating a chili dog right now and I have two tablespoons of chili on top with a three fingered pinch of cheese. Who wants a pound of cheese on eat dog?

>> No.13210847

>>13208771
???

>> No.13211422

>>13208254
Is that banana bread? Disgusting.

>> No.13211458

>>13209634
would you not?

>> No.13211462

>>13208254
Don't knock it until you've tried it. A peanut butter burger is actually pretty decent. The chocolate and jelly is a hard pass for me though.

>> No.13211502

>>13208254
bread cant even handle the load. aint nothing worse than torn bread on a sandwich or burger

>> No.13211564
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For me, this is a huge soft- ice. But I guess for an American this is probably a medium size.

>> No.13211575

>>13209156
Not being racist or anything but I literally cannot tell them apart lol.

>> No.13211593

>>13211575
i think...maybe...its a shoop

>> No.13211597
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>> No.13211629

>>13211593
Lol, they've got different hair and some a clearly female. I don't think you're right there.

>> No.13211650

'Go Dogs are so based.

I wish NY had good hotdogs. They all suck

>> No.13211833

>>13208254
Fooking raw mate. Is that even beef?

>> No.13211844

>>13208254
>too huge to even bite comfortably
>nasty flavor combinations
>beef is still red inside
This has to be a joke

>> No.13211861

>>13209542
for a group of people that are often stereotyped as being cheap and frugal, jewish delis sure do load up on the pastrami on their sandwiches

>> No.13211882

you start op

>> No.13211990

>>13211629
are you like 12?
the faces are shopped to be the same, not the entire person.

>> No.13211996

>>13211990
No I'm 20, they've got different hair so your point is invalid.

>> No.13212067

>>13211996
do you know what a face is?

>> No.13212076

>>13206772
>yellow mustard
>neon green relish
oof, yikes, and 2 cringes

>> No.13212096

>>13211597
probably only costs like 40~ usd
nuts

>> No.13212097

>>13208338
>oh shit i forgot the cheese
>fuck it i'll just slap it on top. white boy rick over there won't say shit

>> No.13212103

>>13212067
Yes

>> No.13212116

>>13207281
It does.

>> No.13212126

>>13207192
Would you like some chili with your shredded cheese?

>> No.13212532

>>13212076
bright colors make it taste better

>> No.13212535
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>> No.13212538

>>13210722
die

>> No.13212549
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>>13208254
>raw
>way to much fucking sauce
>burned bread
>under cooked bacon
STOP FUCKING STOP

>> No.13212688

>>13206778
That's not even pizza that's just some fucking ketchup soup in a bread bowl topped with pure lard and pig vomit.

Nuke Chicago.

>> No.13212693

>>13211462
The chocolate and jelly is pure pig disgusting haram shit. Whoever did that is just trolling. Peanut butter and bacon is good, though, like an Elvis burger.

>> No.13212698

>>13209537
I'd eat the shit out of this.

>> No.13213402

>>13206772
>>13206778
NY Pizza > Chicago "pizza"
Chicago hot dog > NY hot dog
NY or Chicago anything > LA anything

>> No.13213414

>>13206778
Do americans really call this a pizza?

>> No.13213433

lol

>> No.13213608

>>13206772
I would eat this if it wasn't for that neon green relish. I don't know why you would even want relish on it since it already has a pickle the size of the hot dog itself sitting on top.

>> No.13213631

>>13213414
Yes. It's acknowledged as a pie, but pizza was always short for pizza pie.

>> No.13213668

>>13213414
Only people from Chicago think that's a pizza.

>> No.13213727
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Dumb hipster shit that I wish I could have gotten my hands on.

>> No.13214054
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>>13208254
jesus they didn't even cook it

>> No.13214104

>>13208254
Ive heard of PB on a burger before, but is that fucking banana bread? Ugh. Also the jelly and chocolate just make it that much worse.

>> No.13214132

>>13214054
The bacon could be a little crispier, but everything else seems on point (though I prefer my burger mid-rare rather than medium like in the webm, and the jelly looks like cheap smuckers, and the entire combination looks terrible).

>> No.13214206

>>13208254
>you've been marooned in the desert/arctic/an island/wherever for weeks without food
>finally a helicopter shows up out of nowhere and picks you up
>the pilot turns around and hands you this
what do anons?

>> No.13214213

>>13206772
the only thing about this image that makes me wanna fuckin puke is the natural green color of the pickle clashing with the hideous neon green dyed relish beneath it

>> No.13214257

>>13214206
Whoops. I can't believe I accidentally dropped this delicious treat out of the helicopter. I'm so clumsy.

>> No.13214267

>>13207192
Cinci chili is legitimately fucking delicious. I haven't lived in Cinci for almost 10 years, despite growing up in the south with southern-style chili, and I miss and still cook it all the time. That being said, they should cool it on the cheddar. I don't put anywhere near that much on my coneys. Chocolate and cinnamon is the key.

>> No.13214285
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>>13206772
This used to be a Sandwich. Meat between two bits of bread, to keep your fingers clean when playing cards.

>> No.13214664

>>13208254
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.13214672

>>13206772
what in gods name is that bright green stuff?
looks like it's packed with additives

>> No.13215326
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What is it with the central part of countries. Why do they produce the most ridiculous food? The British Midlands produces stuff like this. The U.S. Mid West produces stuff like OP.

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>> No.13215856

>>13206837
>just one drink

>> No.13216959

>>13209634
Sounds good.

>> No.13217073

>>13213414
Only the ones we bully

>> No.13217078

>>13215326
at least there's salad!

>> No.13217096
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>>13208254

>> No.13217184

>>13208686
This would be fine on a plate, but not pressed into burger form.

>> No.13217187

>>13213727
they sell chicko rolls at every servo and deli in the country m8. The supermarket even sells packs of them.

>> No.13217320

>>13210026
>>13210365
>wow thats a super rare pepe
>mind if I save it also? please
>thank you!!
Fucking reddit

>> No.13217514

>>13213414
Only subhumans. Its brick oven or fuck off where I'm from.

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>>13217514
I will have one Fuck Off then, please.

>> No.13218366

>>13217320
obsessed

this is a 4chan thing

>> No.13218551

>>13209156
That's not shopped, is it?

>> No.13218567

>>13206900
This is legit delicious, but is often how buffets serve up day old sushi.

>> No.13218577

>>13206819
For me, it's Pequod's

>> No.13218584

>>13211564
Yeah, why would we go for this tiny thing when we can get the next size up for 20 cents. Must suck to live in a non-prosperous nation.

>> No.13218673

>>13208707
>>13208722

The fuck is this made of?

>> No.13218732

>>13206837
>plates cost extra

>> No.13218739

>>13208254
>that looks pretty good so far
>after the frosting I just get progressively more angry

>> No.13218758

>>13209547
God fucking damn it, Brazil...

>> No.13218765

>>13210792
Ok, now I'm legitimately mad.

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>> No.13218782

>>13218673
tapioca boba pearls, sago pearls, taro mochi balls. sweet potato mochi balls, mango pudding, jellies

the liquid is milk tea / milk

>> No.13218784

>>13208749
Good to know if I ever visit an area with them. I figured they were regular chili dogs with a silly amount of cheese. But are you saying the chili is on spaghetti inside a bun? That's pretty strange.

>> No.13218800

>>13218784
It's a Cincinnati thing, and the spaghetti doesn't go in the bun, you can either put it on spaghetti or on a hotdog. Skyline is just the most popular place that does it, there's other joints in town that use slightly different spices.

>> No.13218803

>>13209086
It's not a combination I'd have thought of, but I enjoy rice pudding with nutmeg or cinnamon, coconut milk rice pudding, and mango sticky rice. Maybe coffee rice pudding is good, too. What are the balls? Chocolate would have melted, wouldn't it? Oh and I bet it would be really good if it were made with thai iced tea instead of coffee. Seems like a more natural combination.

>> No.13218826

>>13218800
Oh okay that makes more sense. I'd try it but would have been one of those people who got mad if I'd thought it were a regular chili dog. I mean, yeah it really does look like shit smeared on the hotdog, and the whole thing is a midwestern/Americanized over the top bastardization, but it might taste really good.

>> No.13218850

>>13218803
its a cup of boba milk tea with boba pearls

>> No.13218851

>>13209167
The idea of the taste and texture of corn in tea is pretty disgusting to me. The problem isn't it's level of sweetness considering people put unflavored, unsweetened tapioca balls in their tea.

>> No.13218862

>>13218850
Oh, well that seems like it'd be a decent dessert.

>> No.13218914

>>13208771
>see the filename

I was less offended when I thought it was just dirt...

>> No.13218929

>>13218826
If you think of it as a meat sauce rather than a chili then you'd have a better chance of enjoying it. Everyone I know who tried it hated it because it doesn't taste like what they expected a chili to taste like. I'm not from the area, but my mom is, so she made it for us all the time when we were kids and it's a comfort food of mine now.

>> No.13218933

>>13208254
>Raw mince

>> No.13218938

>>13211996
Face blindness is a sign of autism, anon

>> No.13218942

>>13214206
>carefully scrape all the disgusting shit off of the top of the meat
>wipe the top bun off on the pilot's wife's son's face
>reassemble what's left and tentatively bite into it while contemplating the sort of murder that would end in a long swim

>> No.13218949

>>13211597
For when you absolutely, positively need to kill an entire table of people with alcohol poisoning

>> No.13218953

>>13218933
>raw

Its barely even pink you bunch of fucking pussies.

What kind of useless faggot gets a well done goddamned burger?

>> No.13218973

>>13208228
>"people"

>> No.13218982

>>13208254
Is that banana bread?

>> No.13219080

>>13214206
Not eat it because that would be way too rich and probably make you vomit. The peanut butter might actually be the best thing because you could get a little of that down and it would give you a bunch of fat and protein for your starving body

>> No.13219088

>>13215326
I wish I could get this shit in America

>> No.13219095

>>13218949
Look again, it's not actually that much alcohol.

>> No.13219167

>>13217320
You've only exposed yourself newfag

>> No.13219245

>>13211996
>anon spent so much time watching anime that he is only able to differentiate people by hair style

>> No.13219251

>>13218347
As a southerner I have no dog in this race, but using Asian women as a test of food quality is hilariously flawed

>> No.13219280

>>13207192
what's the point of adding raw shredded cheese? The mouthfeel of that stuff is disgusting. The only reason to ever shred cheese is so that it melts faster and more evenly.

WHO EATS RAW SHREDDED CHEESE GODFUCKINGDAMMIT?!

>> No.13219281

>>13212688
Yes, Goldstein. Let the hate flow through you.

>> No.13219282

>>13218771
[angry ATF noises]

>> No.13219669
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>> No.13220422

>>13206778
BASED

>> No.13220431

>>13209513
>BASED AND GALZEPOSTED

>> No.13220446

>>13208249
But pączkis are supposed to be sweet and filled with marmolade, wtf is that

>> No.13220451

>>13209547
i would eat this the same way id cheat on my lover

will guilt but also with wild vigor

>> No.13220461

>>13217320
>being nice

FUCKING REDDIT FUCK YOU NEWFAG

lol no one care dweeb

>> No.13220462

>>13207192
Disgusting

>> No.13220475

>>13211502
This

>> No.13220543

>>13220446
SHUT THE FUCK UP EUROTARD WE IMPROVED YOUR SHITTY PASEEKY!

USA
USA
USA

>> No.13220630

>>13219669
Yep, Americans are philistines.

>> No.13220713

>>13206778
Well I mean it is literally a pizza pie

>> No.13220747

>>13210792
i could never figure those things out anyway, i just ate the paper

>> No.13220768

>>13209086
I like the boba pearls with the tea but I'm not sure I'd make rice pudding with it.

>> No.13220794

>>13206900
Do americaFATS really do this?

>> No.13220893

>>13218771
DO americans really do this?

>> No.13220982

>>13220461
Why would you need permission to use an image posted here?

>> No.13220988

>>13220446
It's a coney pączki. It says it right on the ad.

>> No.13221021

>>13219669
u mad, democrat?

>> No.13221287

>>13208254
Damn, that looks pretty good
wait
No
NO

>> No.13221368

>>13219669
i couldnt believe how many people were defending this

>> No.13221372

>>13220893
Rent free

>> No.13221482

>>13220794
>>13220893
Do Europeans really do this?

>> No.13221494

Daily reminder coasties can't drive haha

>> No.13221506

>>13209126
>silica gel?
kek

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>>13209486

>> No.13221737

>>13221482
Rent free

>> No.13221811

>>13218949
>6 beers
lul

>> No.13221818

>>13221368
>government shutdown
>choose a proud American brand, likely also saving a bunch of money too
the seeth was great as well.

>> No.13221844

>>13220893
Canadians actually

>> No.13222481

>>13206837
Is that just a whole lime in the back right of the “drink”?

>> No.13222534

>>13215856
it's two drinks.

>> No.13222536

>>13209086
this is basically just a ghetto as fuck way of making rice pudding.

>> No.13222582

>>13221811
What's it like being retarded?

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13222600

>>13219669
>Mr. President, these people are professional athletes, do you really think Big Macs are the best option?
>Good point Mike. Got to give a good impression..
>RUDY! Get about 100 Caesar Salads too!
>...and make the cokes LIGHT!


nigga lives like Costanza.

>> No.13222607

>>13208254
Nooooooooooooo

>> No.13222812

>>13222600
werent they like college kids? do you think they'd really enjoy themselves eating tiny portions of pretentious cuisine out of big fancy plates and wondering which exact fork to use.

>> No.13222923

>>13208254
Peanut butter on a burger is legit good. Fuck all that other shit though.

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>>13222812
id rather have some mashed potatoes and chicken at least or something. simple american cuisine. it shows you care as opposed to showing youre a capitalist

>> No.13223442

>>13211597
Is that like a giant Moscow Mule?

>> No.13223456

>>13218771
I miss when A&W burgers came in the foil bags and not the flimsy paper sleeves they use now. On the bags, it used to be written "we use foil bags to keep our carry-out burgers warmer for longer because we want the best for our customers" (I'm paraphrasing, but something very similar was written)

>> No.13223502

>>13219245
I look for the one with heart pupils and kick her in the shin.

>> No.13223517

>>13223270
Ah yes, the destruction of property rights and free labour truly is the caring option.

>> No.13223741

>>13223517
>wanting a classic traditional american meal instead of corporate pig slop is communism
'k

>> No.13223787

>>13222812
Yes anon, there are absolutely no other options between fast food and haute cuisine, no other such food options exist

>> No.13223812

>>13223741
It's got nothing to do with capitalism so why did you bring it up? Capitalism would also provide that traditional meal.

>> No.13225269

>>13208610
Based Whedon reference

>> No.13225325

>>13219095
He poured two handles of liquor in there. That's almost a gallon plus all the beer

>> No.13225331

>>13225325
Pretty sure it's just lemon/lime soda. Otherwise it's pretty clear beer.

>> No.13225387

>>13214206
Take the controls and crash into the ocean.

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>>13219280
>mouthfeel

>> No.13225531

>>13221368
Because it was funny and also baste, seethe more libnigger.

>> No.13225770

>>13225485
yes it means texture

>> No.13225820

>>13219280
i like it. feels like hair.

>> No.13226113

>>13225770
So say texture.

>> No.13226540

>>13221368
Trump paid for it with his own money. Please do a 5 sec google search before posting ever again.

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>> No.13226589

>>13225485
I get that it can sound kind of gay, but they still used that word in my culinary class. I guess since it's very descriptive.

>> No.13226868

>>13220475
>>13211502
>never eaten a torta agoda

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>>13219669

>> No.13227569

>>13212535
they're not bad actually as long as you get the small ones
the cheese if pretty thin and crisp, it just looks bigger than it is

>> No.13227572

>>13221818
>>13225531
>>13226540
and people are still defending it LMAO

>> No.13227576

>>13227572

what's wrong with it?

>> No.13228296

>>13227250
Based groyper anon

>> No.13228310

>>13214285
Dude with a round egg that thing would be S tier.

>> No.13229593

>>13206819

Chicago style thin crust square cut > Deep dish > stuffed > NY shit pizza.

>> No.13230030

>>13229593
>t. tastelet

>> No.13230262

>>13211861
They take their sandwiches/bagels very seriously

>> No.13230277

>>13211861
Yeah but the sandwich probably costs $20. They just know how to make tasty food and hype it up and appeal to people's eyes to get them to the point they line up for hours to waste their money on something so large that no one could possibly finish it. Jewish deli food is great though especially their tuna and chicken salads they put through the food processor. I just wouldn't waste my time and money with these over the top places.

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>>13219280
>raw cheese

>> No.13230370

>>13206776
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nI6x-DsqZp8

>> No.13230489

>>13206778
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nI6x-DsqZp8

>> No.13230518

>>13206862
'a 't 's

>> No.13230598

>>13209547
good lord. sauce?

>> No.13230881

>>13212535
I'm surprised this is in CA. Looks like some Wisconsin or Minnesota shit.

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>>13230881
This is some real Wisconsin shit.

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>>13230892
butter burgers are great but goddamn that's a lot of butter.

>> No.13231020

>>13206772
Fuck yourself I love Chicago style hotdogs.

>> No.13231026

>>13214672
it's just food colouring

>> No.13231226

>>13209547
is that pepto bismol?

>> No.13231364

>>13213414
no

>> No.13231413

>>13208228
No big thing. those hot dogs are only 4 inches long and with finely shredded cheese are only inch and a half, no taller than two inches tall.

>> No.13231422

>>13207192
The only things that have any taste on these is the little bit of chili and the shredded cheese.

>> No.13231586

>>13206900
>fried sushi drenched in mayo
Fuck i hate thia shit soo much. STOP CLAIMING YOU LIKE SUSHI

>> No.13231598

>>13231586
I got a fried roll last night with my sashimi wondering if I could get back into fried special rolls. Nope. It was bad. Still ate it and more toady, but not worth it.

>> No.13231679

>>13209537
This looks absolutely delicious desu

>> No.13231703

>>13219669
>still getting butthurt about feeding a bunch of college students unlimited McDonald's

>> No.13231838

>>13218577
Pequot isn’t the same type of pizza as other deep dish. It’s like more of a pan pizza

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>>13218942
>wipe the top bun off on the pilot's wife's son's face

>> No.13232079

>>13227576
because its WRONG. your rights end where my feelings begin

>> No.13232260

>>13209497
You never ate a David Lynch VHS tape? Absolutely Plebian.