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13208035 No.13208035 [Reply] [Original]

The eternal webm thread rises again
>inb4 inb4 X

>> No.13208042


>> No.13208047
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Our king has arrived!

>> No.13208048

What's his secret

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>> No.13208075

Keep shitposting this. I'm tired of this overused webm and retarded comments about it as well.

>> No.13208077
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you're a stupid fag and you probably don't belong here. Worship your king or fuck off to some other board

>> No.13208096

cant get it down to 3mb with webm for retards
foil is a poor idea because crust gets steamed, i also overloaded the pizza tho that wasnt too bad. next batch ill again try to just get it off the peel, but i either am doing it horribly wrong, or the dough needs much more flour and thats not something i want since im loving the current taste.
currently proofing same dough in faguette pan, will bake and make webbum unless something goes more horribly wrong than usual.

>> No.13208105

I wonder how much is stolen

>> No.13208157
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I want the egg fort food though. I want to eat that. I want the surly egg daddy to make me a sammie.

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>> No.13208442

So this is the power of sow food. Shieeeeet.

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I see this thread is already going places.

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Instructions unclear, penis caught in ice machine.

>> No.13208518

Top zozzle

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>> No.13208531

you're an extra retarded fag and don't belong here

>> No.13208642
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>> No.13208663

>uses right hand to pick up dirty unwashed eggshell
>same hand to pick up onions and chilli
>same hand to pick up bread
>probably the same hand to collect money

>> No.13208670

hate touching raw chicken? just get your mom to do it for you

>> No.13208674
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This guy shows up at your eggfort hungry. What do you do to stay profitable?

>> No.13208693

how does he move around without breaking the eggs?

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>> No.13209230

Sell him eggs... Wtf? You retarded? Selling products is good for profit kys your self you fucking useless pos

>> No.13209234

Still better than half the employess

>> No.13209239

Not sure what I was expecting...

>> No.13209247
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sell him as many eggs as he wants you mongoloid

>> No.13209254

looks like perfect drunk/hungover food
id eat the hell out of that

>> No.13209808

(You know who's also a egg fort king?)

The King of Egg Fort!

Eggfort King, you're one of my best customers!

And now it's your turn to sell eggs!

(I don't know what you call it, but there's no one else who sells eggs like me!)

(This is just my way of doing business.)

(And it's a great way to make a living!)

(You guys can have them! Just give me a chance.)

(I'm in! I'll make you lots!)

(I'll give you all the eggs you need! The egg fort is my business!)

(Hahaha, you guys're just happy to have an egg fort!)

You can't really get eggs from anywhere, so I'll make it my mission to find them all!

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>> No.13210215

I just realized, the giant bowl of eggs goes on the fire. Whats the purpose? Are they already boiled? What's he up to?
Serious question

>> No.13210234
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>> No.13210295

imagine the smell

>> No.13210326

That was pretty nice.

>> No.13210329
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I hate electric stoves.

>> No.13210331

Christ almighty

>> No.13210370

This nigga looks Mexican but I think this is in India

>> No.13210600

Keeping the boiled eggs warm presumably.

>> No.13210898

I assumed hes steaming them

>> No.13210912

I want some.

>> No.13210953
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needs more meat.

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>> No.13211315

>makes sandwich....forgets to add mayo

throw it in trash

>> No.13211878

>you have to eat ALL the eggs

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>> No.13212696

There's cheese. You don't need mayo.

>> No.13212739

I don't get it, where's the joke?

>> No.13212875

Do Yuropigs really?

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>> No.13213118

what a waste

>> No.13213752

He's some sort of mudrace, that's for sure.

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Fucking cheese faggots

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>> No.13213863

cheese is such a meme ingredient.

>> No.13214274
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>> No.13214282

do americans really?

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>> No.13214308

Retarded. And the his faggot gloves and cutting board only add to the cringe.

>> No.13214314
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I grab you losers by the nutz and crush them.

>> No.13214468

Nobody can eat 50 eggs.

>> No.13214475

Thank you OP.

You opened the thread with the egg fag and now it's slower than a slug.

This is a haunted thread.

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>> No.13214520

I'm eggs-periencing a migraine from all this idiocy.

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>> No.13214569

I mean...fucking hell. I thought hoarding was like old magazines or knick knacks or some shit. That's just pure garbage. What the hell drives a person to live like that??

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>> No.13214696

don't post gore here

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>> No.13214744

has your mom never taught you to heat the fucking oil first?

>> No.13214791
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Did someone say properly heated oil?

>> No.13214804

Mental illness

>> No.13214830

That's Kay. She is the mom.

>> No.13214855

For the love pig cheese.

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>> No.13215049

wtf is she doing

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>> No.13215057

she looks like a clown with all that makeup
what a hideous fucking bitch

>> No.13215061

what is this movie what the fuck

>> No.13215072

A guy just died trying

>> No.13215075

I concur

>> No.13215586
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>> No.13215623

Cool Hand Luke

>> No.13215818

>that splash
Every fucking time

>> No.13215927

>cheese is mayo
is your IQ below 80?

>> No.13215986
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I remember absolutely nothing else from that movie.

>> No.13215997

just what we need, jack copycats

>> No.13216005

poor kid.

also, looks EXACTLY like me at that age.

>> No.13216021

>95% of these videos are from asia
>hurr du murcins?

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>> No.13216036

>Oil in the pan for pancakes

>> No.13216166

do Indians have """mordida""" ( the bite to the cake )....

>> No.13216571

Wtf is wrong with people

>> No.13216735


They fuckin suck. Propane far superior FAR!!!

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videos like these have traumatized me i now freak out when my bf starts placing empty cups on his desk

>> No.13216842
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i would eat that sandwhich

>> No.13216853

Not as bad as I was expecting

>> No.13216857
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it's the splash that always gets me

>> No.13216862

One cup isn't going to lead to complete squalor. As long as leftover food isn't being left strewn about you're fine. Also post your tits

>> No.13216868

There's like 2 ads after every sentence jesus christ

>> No.13216877

The path to complete squalor starts with a single cup, anon.

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>> No.13217551

>I don't like handling my patty too much since it ruins the texture.

>> No.13217670

Is your weight above 300lbs?

>> No.13217679

>hate touching chicken?

Wow thanks

>> No.13217697

If I had to wear a dress shirt and tie while frying food I would literally an hero. This is going give me nightmares.

>> No.13217705

How many eggs was that?

>> No.13217817

What is the guy sitting at the bar eating?

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>> No.13217974

by the look of it, oysters

>> No.13218319
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Oysters anon... oysters in India in front of the eggfort?

>> No.13218402


eggs bug me somewhat, but that still looks like a great meal when you are really hungry on the go...

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>ice machine
Do americans REALLY?

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>> No.13219773
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Should try it with the shells.

>> No.13219863

when the revolution comes, this person should be raped by a horse then forced to eat the crap they make while watching their own videos, then staked to an ant hill covered in honey while a fake tweet is sent in their name to ISIS dissing muhammad with their current location then all of them get napalmed.

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Ok boomer

>> No.13219891

said the drooling retard millennial masturbating to bernie sanders porn while eating his avocado toast in his mini dumpster home.

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>> No.13219914

said his gay friend >>13219897
in between playing dirty sanchez.

>> No.13219921

Reducing the dimensions is an easy way to stop it looking like shit like this

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It's the second half of this

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This looks like Come Dine With Me. is it?

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>> No.13220120

Not even her worst. Spinach risotto is fucking hilarious.

Her latest effort is amazing though


>> No.13220131

thanks for the Reddit tier joke

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>> No.13220138

>embed link
>see thumbnail
>unembed link

I don't eve want to know

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>> No.13220264

O brave new world, that has such delicious rats in it

>> No.13220335

Looks like the chandler household

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>> No.13220524

>hate toucking food
what the fuck

>> No.13220530

Why does /ck/ humor get deleted but this doesn't ever get deleted?

>> No.13220531

What the fuck

>> No.13220537

It’s a well known fact that jannies can’t laugh

>> No.13220548

>Don't have a sheet rack? Steam the bottom of your chicken!

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>> No.13220568


Third world subhumans.

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>> No.13220687

modern """"""""""""""""""cinematography""""""""""""""""""

>> No.13220720

welcome back

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>> No.13220809

That'll be $7.99

>> No.13220829

Did he live?

>> No.13220848
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>tfw fighting for robo rights and this exists

>> No.13220993

Anyone have the picture coffee machine and the soyboy?

>> No.13221061

>Being this obsessed

>> No.13221090

>that shaking leg
oh man i can feel his despair
chewing egg shell is annoying as fuck, props to him for going far as eating that many of them

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>> No.13221175

No need to tip, it tips for you.

>> No.13221228
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>> No.13221345

that's gotta be one of the best trope subversions out there. I coulda sworn I watched this scene before and he vomits after hearing that

>> No.13221358

seems rather wasteful of the toppings, which I'm guessing are not recycled for reuse. I think a particle accelerator type device to embed the sprinkles into the ice cream surface could be designed which'd be lower in 'variable costs' for that portion

>> No.13221373

what exactly is going on here? frozen potao fries going into a hot deep fryer? what's the cause of ignition?

>> No.13221387

How is one so bad at cooking that they can take a perfect steak, perfectly fine cheese, and perfectly fine cubed bacon and create something worthless?

>> No.13221395

Too much oil in the pan causes the oil to go over the edge and ignite.

>> No.13221472

fuck this cunt and his hand movements

>> No.13221491

What's this from?

>> No.13221509

A simple conveyor belt would also work better than the arm. I don't think they were aiming for optimal design with this thing.

>> No.13221517

Bedazzled remake.

>> No.13221520

>Food heals 1 HP.webm

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>> No.13221702

I dont know why but i absolutely lost it at this one

>> No.13221706

Can you really waste subsidized corn syrup

>> No.13221816

Prob not, but you're supposed to hide its cheapness from the normies so that they feel comfortable paying several dollars a liter for it, and this design is rubbing in their face that it's worthless

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>> No.13221847

nogs are the worst

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>> No.13221892

this makes me immensely uncomfortable

>> No.13221955

raw cucumbers are not food
I will boil the sugars out of wood before I eat cucumbers

>> No.13222313

Hate touching raw chicken? Get out the fucking kitchen then!

>> No.13222316
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Enjoy your salmonella faglord

>> No.13222323

I was going to make a cheeky comment about all that art and gender students loosing their jobs and starving to death because of this machine and how that's a good thing, but the end.. lost hard

>> No.13222334

I'd expect at some nigger's place, however that woman looks pretty well. Unless she's actually 23.

>> No.13222356

Just pop that in the microwave

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>> No.13222444

I'm just letting them soak overnight, stop being so uptight you clean freak.

>> No.13222624

I'll never understand people putting the outside of a bun on a grill. I want to hold the bun and keep my hands clean. If I wanted grease all over my fingers, I'd eat the meat with my bare hands.

>> No.13222639

wow, now she looks like she's seriously ill

>> No.13222644

Wow animal abuse funny.

>> No.13222652

birds can eat peppers why not reptiles

>> No.13222676

Pajeets are the most unattractive and awful people.

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>> No.13222746

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you can really taste the culture!!!!!!!!

>> No.13222754

How can Indians eat so much oil and be skinny?

>> No.13222765

Indians that aren't literally starving are skinny fat or fat as fuck like the guy cooking

>> No.13222768

imagine the smell

>> No.13222790
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It's all vegetables.

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what's he using for water?

>> No.13222972

>not losing my job anytime soon

>> No.13222976

wtf i love pajeets now

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Ah yes, the birth... of a clown

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>> No.13223398

Completely guessing but
>Grated Parmesan?
>No clue (apples maybe? But who puts apples on a dog)
>Pulled pork
>Mashed potatoes
>No clue, probably cheese
>Some kind of sauce,
>More sauce

>> No.13223408

Is this irony? I can't tell anymore.

>> No.13223460

I don't think so

>> No.13223485

looks about 10 per glass, maybe a dozen.
He just chugged down at least 50 eggs in 15 seconds.

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>> No.13223559

>Brando was extremely competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a private party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando shouting and Newman walking away. Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, like the one Newman was depicted doing in Cool Hand Luke, however Newman ignored the challenge.

>Brando, undeterred, had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. While eating, he would loudly keep count as he consumed the eggs saying things like "21 Newman! 21 eggs already! I'm better than you Newman!", while mocking and insulting Newman the whole time, and calling him a "phony".

>Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "51 eggs Newman! I beat you! You couldn't eat 51 eggs because you're a phony, Newman. I'm better than you, and always will be Newman! Don't ever forget that!"

>True Hollywood Tales 1997

>> No.13223566

amerifat tv is so fucking weird

>> No.13223583
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>> No.13223693

>Hot dog
>Farofa (toasted cassava flour)
>Potato puree
>Shredded chicken
>cheddar cream
>smoked sausage

>> No.13224060

>So obsessed with America he can't even read the filename

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>> No.13224091

is it safe to say the double bag is used to stash the raw bread and then he pinches it while pouring out pre made toast?

>> No.13224109

Yes. You can see the pocket.

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>> No.13225348

It's Come Dine With Me, a Welsh one. I explicitly remember it because my missus is Welsh and this bitch makes all taffs look bad.

>> No.13225490

based niggerhand

>> No.13225519

pop it in the bin

>> No.13225548

So this is why Americans wear shoes indoor. That's one mystery solved.

>> No.13225960

>74C for chicken breast
The proles will truly believe anything their government tells them.

>> No.13225973

Humanities students are almost as bad as people who can't spell 'losing'.

>> No.13225998

don't be antisemitic.

>> No.13226064

OP can't inb4 you fuckin newfag

>> No.13226071

>egg man shows up at your fort and eats all your eggs
>all out of eggs for the day so regular customers have to go elsewhere
>egg man stops coming to your egg fort and all your regular customers have gone away

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>> No.13226081

The thing about this is that i bet this guy is using shitty grainfed eggs.
I encountered Organic eggs and the difference is out of this world. A real egg will either have a very intense orange or yellow colour yolk and you will notice a stronger more eggy flavour.
When you go back to regular store eggs they taste so bland because the chickens are fed a bullshit diet of soy

>> No.13226088

and desu eggs fresh from a small local farm are a step again above store=-bought organic

>> No.13226107

I work in an emergency department, and this kind of low-level crap really eats up my time.

>> No.13226120

>he thought medicine was about helping intelligent people who are sick or injured through no fault of their own

>> No.13226128

This dude would be considered notoriously obese back in his day and is now average

>> No.13226187

No, emergency medicine is about life-threatening emergencies, not I'm-too-incompetent-to-use-a-knife-and-now-my-finger-needs-sewing-up.

>> No.13226534

I buy vitaeggs which seem to be sourced from a farm.

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do americans really?

>> No.13226720

No, not really. Some white trash with nothing better to do buy this crap, but for the most part it's laughed at.

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>using his bare hands to cook with

>> No.13226949

t. indian egg villain

>> No.13226985

ganges water, it's holy

>> No.13226989

there is no eggscape

>> No.13227037

I'm 99% sure this is from Brazil
>farofa (seasoned cassava flour)
>chopped bacon
>mashed potato
>shredded chicken
>mayo or catupiry cheese
what the hell

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>> No.13227084

It's an unironic bad joke.

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>> No.13227114

I would totally buy that if the knife can be removed easily for sharpening.
I fucking hate prep work.

>> No.13227123

fucking lol

>> No.13227126

Is that a British recipe?

>> No.13227236

You don't need to remove it to sharpen. Just use a stone.

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>> No.13227281

>fat as fuck like the guy cooking

>> No.13227286


Nothing like totally unmarinated chicken slapped into a cold pan before gradually heating up.

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>when the revolution comes
which one of them? because everyone seems to have their own preference

>> No.13227307


Not nearly enough salt. Barely edible.

>> No.13227348


>Taking the trouble to put a cover on the panhandle and NOT DROPPING MEAT AWAY FROM YOU

>> No.13227352


>glass stovetop

>nonstick pan for searing meat

>using metal utensils in a nonstick

>using a nonstick with all the coating scraped off of it by your metal utensils

Jesus Christ just don't eat food.

>> No.13227358


Lay the protein away from yourself. The splash goes the other way.

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>> No.13228226

is this a joke?

>> No.13228365

Wait wtf is going on. It's too blurry. Is that a toilet

>> No.13228394

Could've just shoplifted one or two items but not all of those. Motherfucker.

>> No.13228439

Did you forget abbos exist

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Is she using a fucking bread knife?

>> No.13228535

pretty cool. I like that.

>> No.13228562

They're not. They're either starving (and thus thin because they can't afford food) or they're beyond fat. India has a serious health issue because how shit the diets of those who can afford food is

>> No.13228575

how much oil/butter does he need to add???

>> No.13228579

There are plenty of fat/overweight indians....

and also heartdiseas and diabetes is rampant

>> No.13228678

must be as large as a barge at this point

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>> No.13228812

And people think capeshit is what is destroying modern cinema.

>> No.13228821

It is. Sausage Party was critically panned and was a commercial failure, something that will never be remembered. Because of Marvel we're getting six capeshit movies per year for eternity. So which has done more damage?

>> No.13228845

>Implying capeshit isn't keeping the film industry alive so you can get great weird or artsy stuff too

>> No.13229106


>> No.13229268

it got 83% on rotten tomatoes

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>> No.13229308

this is why we have trump as president. thats not food. thats something from the heart of hell. jesus wept

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>> No.13229315

you should see her other content. her spag sauce is hideous. she must be retarded.

>> No.13229336

can we please bring back death camps? im a raging liberal, and i want to round up all the talent and producers of this film and force them to work on disney films until they drop dead, then burn their bodies in ovens.

>> No.13229465

human garfield

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>im a raging liberal
Found a pic of you

>> No.13229496

It's India, what else are they going to use a toilet for, Shitting?

>> No.13229580

this literally rustles my jimmies!

>> No.13229704

is this the infamous "Sausage Party"?

>> No.13229973

I already use scissors if I'm lazy for celery and suc. Got a set of medical shears I use for jointing chicken and such.

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>> No.13230044

No, it's her recipe.

>> No.13230056

There hasn’t been a great movie in years now

>> No.13230365

Nobody cares about your faux elitism.

>> No.13230373

Where does he get off

>> No.13230439

Why is that lady in a bikini?

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>> No.13230482

Oi, that's the ol' Gilchriston pudding mate.

>> No.13230516


>> No.13230549

Yes. Watch his video about the vegan bat.

>> No.13230609

So that's where disney got the idea from. Huh. The more you know.

>> No.13230625

Don't worry about it. She's married to some middle aged guy and has a baby now.

>> No.13230686

this is Italian, the show is called Ciao Darwin

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>> No.13231545
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>All that mountain of shit is just the first layer

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>> No.13232216

Eating any other small animal is the same, as long as the rat doesn't have any disease and is prepared correctly it's just meat

>> No.13232221

I'm not sure Jack fits in either of those

>> No.13232343

It's from Brazil, not Europe

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