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What are you baking ladies?

>> No.13233627

I want a wonky baker gf

>> No.13233904

Do you reckon she involuntarily bites when she gives head?

>> No.13233986

she has a video doing stretches that i fapped to

>> No.13234013

it's like you were jerking together

>> No.13234026

link? it's strictly for research purposes

>> No.13234092

Didn't she marry Chad?

>> No.13234110

forget about it man its nothing special

>> No.13234174

Because they taste best that way.

>> No.13234188

did she?

>> No.13234226

Fucking kek

>> No.13234254

>tfw you have wonky syndrome
>down with the yonks

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>tfw will never marry her now

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I'm hungry but at the same time nauseous like heck. I'm craving raclette but want to puke at the idea of putting food in my mouth.

>> No.13234512

Does this woman have a neurological disorder?

>> No.13234532

Cerebral palsy

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>> No.13234544

Feel better anon. Make sure to drink things with sodium/electrolytes in it so that you replace what you lose during your sickness. Treat yourself with some raclette when you get better as a job well done. Gives you something to look forward to, ya know?

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>feel better
I wish, but from what I know the sickness will persist for the next 2 months, and that's if I'm lucky. Thanks for the encouraging words though, have a festive raclette pic.

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g-godd dam- dam- god damn it, I'm so lonely and hor- so lonely and hor-, I'm so lLLL


>> No.13234716

Goddammit that fucking melts my rotten heart.

>> No.13234747

I would like to watch it

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>> No.13235618

>she is even pregnant
I don't want to die alone lads but I know I will

>> No.13235690

>mfw I'll never have this
It's not fair lads.

>> No.13235691

2 months? Are you fighting cancer or something?

>> No.13235713

Sure looks like she lost weight.

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>He let a succubi steal his seed

>> No.13235739

Anon. tragically died trying to escape from the wreckage of a deserted, destroyed sinking battleship.


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I know that feel. You have to learn to accept it and put your passion into something that isn't a relationship with a woman.

>> No.13235822

Just pregnant.
It's such a weird feeling to want to vomit 24/7 while fantasizing about melted reblochon on potatoes.

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Pregnancy also makes me fantasize

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>> No.13235855

>It's such a weird feeling to want to vomit 24/7 while fantasizing about melted reblochon on potatoes.
So it's like smoking way too much weed

>> No.13236638

No, what would make you say that?

>> No.13236659

Post lactating tits or GTFO.

>> No.13236681

before you got all fat from the baby were you hot?

>> No.13237276

I'm about 49 kg at the moment, but that's because I'm still in the first trimester. Ask me in 5 months

>> No.13237280

Pregnant porn is my favorite porn. I love watching pregnant women have sex. It is so nice to watch.

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Doesn't it bother you to know there's a little baby inside the woman you're watching getting fugged? Or is it what's turning you on in the first place

>> No.13237875

Not that anon. When I was a teen I thought pregnant women were horrendous walking abominations. Now I think that for someone to get so horny enough to get impregnated is really hot. The baby never crosses my mind.

>> No.13238050

>So it's like smoking way too much weed

You don't even know what a THC overdose is, get the fuck our of here.

>> No.13238817

I thought it was impossible to overdose on weed lmao

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but if you nut in a preggo aren't you giving the baby a cumshot?

>> No.13238879

How does she wipe?

>> No.13238887

Nope. That's not how it works.

>> No.13239045

Came here to request this, cheers.

>> No.13240699

Pretty sure that's how it works though

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>> No.13242381

no her cervix is sealed shut with mucus to prevent contamination

>> No.13242450

>I'm about 49 kg at the moment
Please consider the health of your child and gain some weight.

>> No.13243523

I'm 5'2 with very little muscle mass so 49kg is perfectly fine BMI wise.
The thing is I haven't been able to keep food down due to constant nausea for the last week. It's normal for women to lose weight in the first trimester because of that very issue so I don't beat myself too much over it. I'll definitely gain weight once it's over

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Trannys cant get pregnant

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>> No.13244705

I’m not baking any ladies.

Please learn how to use commas.

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Fucking kek

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>reporting a comment for offtopic in a thread that derailed by 3rd post cus muh lgbt
the fuck cope

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