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Cooking Birds for Thanksgiving Edition

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 19:22:39 2019 No.13245924 File: 2.94 MB, 640x642, 1542905336372.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 23:52:20 2019 No.13247018 >>13245921 what in the world

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 02:04:25 2019 No.13247407 File: 1.96 MB, 400x400, cheesy burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13245921 >peach ruined

>>	turbovirgin Thu Nov 21 03:13:26 2019 No.13247549 >>13245921 i am fucking tired of the chinese catering to american shit everytime you see those small animated figures just know your falling for chinese propaganda fuck all of you

>>	turbovirgin Thu Nov 21 03:15:39 2019 No.13247554 >>13246408 damn didnt know that actually impressed pretty dope

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 03:27:27 2019 No.13247572 >>13245927 why do perverts have to ruin everything and have to bring their sick sexual jokes to all things sacred???

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 03:30:22 2019 No.13247580 >>13247407 __ _________ ______?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 03:31:44 2019 No.13247583 >>13245921 Was it necessary to show the carrot being inserted from three different camera angles?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 03:52:47 2019 No.13247613 >>13245921 >that lemon seed disregarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 05:46:45 2019 No.13247828 >>13245924 >>13245924 Do Americans REALLY?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 07:42:17 2019 No.13248113 File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, Fishies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13247828

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 07:56:09 2019 No.13248171 >>13245921 > 5 POUNDS of butter Do Americans Really ???

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 07:59:20 2019 No.13248176 >>13248113 Do Japanese REALLY?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 08:04:27 2019 No.13248187 >>13245921 Would that really cook that rice?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 08:07:00 2019 No.13248192 >>13248187 Instant rice is already cooked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 08:55:05 2019 No.13248289 File: 34 KB, 194x198, 1451761053341.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13245921 >>13247407 Fucking retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 09:51:37 2019 No.13248446 >>13248113 Imagine if you were a human and this happened to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 10:14:04 2019 No.13248524 >>13248446 I don't think I'd care for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 10:18:42 2019 No.13248539 >>13245921 W-why did they show the carrot probing from so many different angles

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 10:21:16 2019 No.13248544 >>13248113 >this kills the fish

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 10:26:36 2019 No.13248567 >>13248113 It there anything more dishonest than japanese cuisine?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 10:58:29 2019 No.13248686 >>13247549 its french you nutjob

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 11:09:21 2019 No.13248704 >>13245924 What the fuck is the point of boiling water then adding ice to it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 11:21:34 2019 No.13248744 >>13248446 I can't imagine being human

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 11:32:45 2019 No.13248788 >>13248704 To dissolve the salt and sugar

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 11:35:00 2019 No.13248796 >>13245921 what in the god damn?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 11:36:34 2019 No.13248804 >>13248704 Salt and sugar don't dissolve well in cold water. Boiling is unnecessary though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 11:40:11 2019 No.13248815 >>13248804 But they immediately add the ice, it's retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 11:45:49 2019 No.13248841 >>13248804 Pretty sure a substance dissolving in water is based on the waters volume and temperature. Why wait to boil all that water when you can just start with the final volume and mix it in there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 12:54:37 2019 No.13249151 >>13245921 I want to make this, but they don't sell fresh rosemary where I live. What can I replace it with?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 12:55:28 2019 No.13249158 File: 96 KB, 556x430, 1571167932280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13245921 this is making me so mad

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 13:10:00 2019 No.13249218 >>13245921 holy kek i'm dying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 13:13:10 2019 No.13249232 >>13245921 >5 lbs. It's clearly not. suddenly butter turns into mashed potatoes?? >peaches with rosemary dropped

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 13:24:52 2019 No.13249284 >>13248841 Because blood-warm/hot water is significantly more effective to dissolve salt/sugar vs cold. The ice should be added regardless because the brine should be ice cold before the bird is submerged to minimize bacteria growth during brining.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 14:42:50 2019 No.13249578 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly king of egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 15:24:39 2019 No.13249712 >>13249578 BASED

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 16:16:04 2019 No.13249949 File: 2.97 MB, 480x360, 1572202534369.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Beans?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 16:23:53 2019 No.13249995 >>13249949 Why is this popular? Dosen't seem like the flavors would go well with each other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 16:24:02 2019 No.13249998 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, 1572202305519.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 16:26:34 2019 No.13250014 >>13249949 what in the absolute fuck lmfao

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 16:36:13 2019 No.13250055 File: 1.74 MB, 360x360, dog vs asparagus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 16:38:36 2019 No.13250066 >>13250055 WHAT A HECKIN CUTE WOOFER GOODEST BOI! HE DESERVES ALL THE TREATS XDD

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 16:42:14 2019 No.13250083 >>13248704 So it doesnt start cooking the meat faggot

Anonymous Thu Nov 21 16:49:21 2019 No.13250115

>>13249284
Heating a solvent to dissolve salt will increase solubility, but any extra salt you dissolve due to temperature will come out of solution as temperature decreases. Adding more ice(water once it melts) just increases volume and is the reason you don't see salt floating around.

That or it didn't fucking matter to begin with because why would you need enough salt to saturate the water anyways?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 16:56:22 2019 No.13250137 >>13247583 Yes, because it's like peepee inserted in coochie :-)

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 16:59:17 2019 No.13250146 >>13248113 Want to know how i know the cooks race?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 17:04:06 2019 No.13250160 >>13250066 cringe

Anonymous Thu Nov 21 17:06:35 2019 No.13250168

>>13250055
Lol my dog is like the one that won't go near it. If her ball ends up bouncing into a box or behind something that she can still get behind she'll beg someone to get it for her. She's just well behaved enough to realize she shouldn't be messing with anything, but stupid enough not to realize she can reach it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 17:07:24 2019 No.13250170 File: 12 KB, 359x357, 1566663053375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13245921 >stuffing the bird with potato/any non-aromatic

Anonymous Thu Nov 21 17:08:58 2019 No.13250179

>>13250115
I would think that lukewarm water would be perfectly fine. I've made brines before and don't recall worrying about heating the water. Salt and sugar will dissolve easily given the volume of water and use table salt instead of coarse salt obviously.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 18:07:43 2019 No.13250429 >>13250030 good lord this gives me such a raging boner, pure wife material

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 18:09:08 2019 No.13250437 File: 2.78 MB, 1076x1080, 1550240159046.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Perhaps a tasty fall beverage?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 18:11:03 2019 No.13250449 >>13250437 Why club soda instead of water if the ratio is so low and dumped in destroying the small amount of carbonation?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 18:14:44 2019 No.13250466 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, 1562896940978.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250449 That's the recipe, follow it or leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 18:17:10 2019 No.13250478 >>13250466 I'm moving to Georgia soon. Is this what I'm in for? All of my in-laws consider my cooking to be really "healthy", but it's just normal fucking food to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 18:18:50 2019 No.13250485 >>13250449 Club soda has salts and shit in it. If it was just about carbonation they would use seltzer

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 18:28:24 2019 No.13250536 >>13248113 it look tastee

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 18:33:43 2019 No.13250558 >>13250146 Is it the ogre like fingernails?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 19:09:02 2019 No.13250756 >>13250478 Yup, Just bowls full of diabetes.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 20:12:42 2019 No.13251048 >>13250466 Sugary trash. >>13250478 Georgia has been completely reconstructed, so you're probably in for whatever's on sale at the big box store.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 20:17:40 2019 No.13251066 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, Ramly Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 20:34:41 2019 No.13251143 >>13249578 Based as fuck. But how does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 20:35:22 2019 No.13251146 File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, 1555875915255.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13251066 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 20:38:04 2019 No.13251156 >>13251066 That kinda turns my stomach.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 21:03:48 2019 No.13251249 >>13250912 >Easy to eat omelettes Excuse me but is eating an omelette such a difficult task it needed fixing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 21:04:52 2019 No.13251251 >>13251066 >poking and fucking around with the meat while its frying gee i love squashing all the juices out for some dry ass burgers

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 21:05:58 2019 No.13251255 >>13250912 See how the soy boy consumes two egg penises at once

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 21:53:49 2019 No.13251420 >>13251143 The eggs know better than to stand in his way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 22:00:56 2019 No.13251455 >>13248815 They do that because you don't want to add meat to a boiling brine. The ice plus the boiling water drops the temperature so the brine doesn't cook the turkey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 22:02:08 2019 No.13251461 >>13250449 If they were worried about carbonation you would top the drink off with it rather then add to the overall mixture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 22:02:55 2019 No.13251468 >>13250170 Right? That potato fucked me up. Completely useless. Put a whole lemon in there instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 22:03:05 2019 No.13251469 >>13248113 God I wish that were me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 22:09:51 2019 No.13251489 File: 2.28 MB, 640x640, Vegan Sushi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 22:14:45 2019 No.13251510 File: 104 KB, 400x528, 746dc482afee8bf99577a052fedc9dfc574028c466613c900ae7de661f4eb666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13247572 >turkey is sacred t. burger

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 22:19:10 2019 No.13251531 File: 389 KB, 159x124, 1542089204590.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13251146 This is really upsetting

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 00:22:22 2019 No.13251967 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, chicken stew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13251146 it started good, i don't know what kind of bread that was but the moment it was shown everything started to look like shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 00:39:50 2019 No.13252012 >>13251967 Banana bread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 01:15:30 2019 No.13252123 >>13251066 Non-Americans can't make good burgers. It is literally impossible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 01:37:13 2019 No.13252180 >>13246408 This probably also shatters the bones making it a nightmare to eat/prep

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 03:04:15 2019 No.13252418 >>13247572 >turkey butter and pumpkin pie are sacred >vaginas are disgusting and perverted Yep, thats an all american incel

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 03:06:10 2019 No.13252422 >>13246408 this is really bad, it damages the skin and the structure of the entire bird, but I mean, these are amerikeks, they never could appreciate subtlety of taste and high quality anyway

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 03:27:24 2019 No.13252464 >>13252180 It don't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 03:28:26 2019 No.13252467 >>13252422 >it damages the skin and the structure of the entire bird No it doesn't, you fucking retard. Jesus christ newfag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 03:34:09 2019 No.13252484 >>13245921 >that carrot insertion oh god that's funny, whoever made this knew exactly what they were doing there.

>>	turbovirgin Fri Nov 22 04:20:30 2019 No.13252600 >>13248686 no the fuck its not where did you get that retard shit from

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 04:27:40 2019 No.13252621 File: 2.46 MB, 300x300, 1573442398501.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we get some cooking disasters in this thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 04:32:39 2019 No.13252632 >>13246408 is he ok???

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 04:47:59 2019 No.13252674 >>13251510 >>13252418 I bet you think you really have a point here, but I just feel sorry for you. You don't understand. You could never understand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 04:49:11 2019 No.13252684 >>13249949 >>13249998 >>13250026 this is why we need a wall

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 04:53:09 2019 No.13252697 >>13249998 Wtf is that slop?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 04:56:43 2019 No.13252707 >>13252621 what the fuck were they thinking? lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 05:06:25 2019 No.13252737 >>13251251 he's probably doing it to check if it's frozen still it's not like it's homemade

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 05:10:46 2019 No.13252752 >>13250030 God drunk women are repulsive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 05:17:02 2019 No.13252760 >>13250030 tater thot

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 05:25:17 2019 No.13252776 >>13251066 I fucking hate "performance cooks".

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 06:33:31 2019 No.13252906 File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, wok star.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13252776

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 07:41:07 2019 No.13253067 File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, I Season My Cutting Board, NOT My Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 07:52:02 2019 No.13253091 File: 288 KB, 3300x2492, 1508970327570.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250055 >a fucking dachshund and golden retriever mix

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 07:58:33 2019 No.13253104 >>13245927 This is my first time on this board and that webm just radicalized me. Some of you are pretty cool, dont go outside for thanksgiving this year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 08:03:23 2019 No.13253115 >>13251146 why? why? even as a joke, why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 08:09:30 2019 No.13253129 >>13250170 You absolute pleb. Stuffing any bird with potatoes means they will cook in the juices and fat and become delicious. Go back to eating Popeye's chicken sandwich, since you know so little of cooking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 08:17:28 2019 No.13253146 >>13250912 that's an egg popsicle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 08:19:37 2019 No.13253152 >>13251066 loooks deliciious

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 08:26:36 2019 No.13253168 >>13250912 why would I eat a egg shit log?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 08:28:56 2019 No.13253179 >>13249578 There he remains forever trapped until all the eggs are eaten.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 08:32:14 2019 No.13253188 >>13250437 APPLES PEARS CHOPPED

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 08:48:06 2019 No.13253210 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, balloon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your balloon, sir.

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Fri Nov 22 08:50:41 2019 No.13253213 >>13253210 I wonder if it would pop if he licked it

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 09:57:09 2019 No.13253350 File: 2.57 MB, 640x360, 1569586478297.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 10:06:32 2019 No.13253375 >>13253350 homosexuals can't post here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 10:15:13 2019 No.13253407 >>13253375 Then why are you posting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 11:00:57 2019 No.13253549 >>13251066 STOP FUCKING POKING THE MEAT OH FFFFF

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 11:06:58 2019 No.13253570 >>13250083 >Not boiling the meat. Do Americans?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 11:09:02 2019 No.13253580 >>13245924 YAAASS

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 11:23:55 2019 No.13253640 File: 1.01 MB, 720x404, Dog Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 11:25:55 2019 No.13253648 File: 2.96 MB, 720x404, God I Wish That Were Me.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 11:29:38 2019 No.13253664 >>13253640 Poor deformed creature cannot even eat properly. This breed is a testament to human depravity.

Anonymous Fri Nov 22 11:33:55 2019 No.13253682

>>13248815
Yes, they need it hot (not boiling but whatever it works I guess) to stir everything in and get it to dissolve, which won't work well in cold water, then cold once they've done that because they don't want the bird to start cooking in the brine. This isn't rocket science.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 12:07:54 2019 No.13253816 >>13245927 Its funny because there's VAGINAS!!!!! Get it??? xD

Anonymous Fri Nov 22 12:08:30 2019 No.13253818
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>>13253129
If you want potatoes cooked in bird juice you put them underneath, and save the cavity only for things that flavor the bird you complete dipshit. Are you gonna portion out the one potato half that was inside the bird? You're a fuckin arsehole m8.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 12:09:17 2019 No.13253823 File: 2.90 MB, 362x360, 1557355496843.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13253816 Would you prefer the opposite?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 12:15:27 2019 No.13253841 File: 98 KB, 396x432, 1295184263259.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13253664 It is a cute abomination though

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 13:08:54 2019 No.13254030 >>13250030 God I want her to get really drunk and sneak into my room late at night and carefully suck my dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 13:10:31 2019 No.13254043 >>13252674 lmao are you serious? haha

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 13:12:20 2019 No.13254051 >>13253818 I don't typically have only one potato on hand, you idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 13:19:03 2019 No.13254078 >>13252600 Are you fucking stupid? You can go to their main website and see how it started. It's French. How about you tell us why your dumb fuck brain assumed it was China?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 13:21:20 2019 No.13254086 >>13253823 Semen resembling dripping sauce, hm?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 13:23:21 2019 No.13254095 >>13254051 How many fucking potatoes do you cram inside the bird? Where did you learn to cook like a fucking dolt?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 13:23:26 2019 No.13254097 File: 845 KB, 720x404, Food Toss.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 13:26:01 2019 No.13254115 >>13246408 BEHOLD A MAN

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 13:27:58 2019 No.13254120 >>13251489 >tfw she's now on an anti-vegan crusade https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPghUYfh4gE

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 13:34:49 2019 No.13254156 >>13248446 Imagine if you weren't a giant faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 13:38:02 2019 No.13254172 >>13249151 tomatoes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 13:46:25 2019 No.13254217 File: 2.67 MB, 720x404, Happier Times for Cuck Boy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 13:52:43 2019 No.13254252 >>13254217 Absolutely no charisma at all. I don't know why people ever watched him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 14:01:52 2019 No.13254303 >>13245921 wtf that stuff got minced right when it hit the bowl

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 14:03:30 2019 No.13254309 >>13248113 :( whoever did that to the fish should have that happen to them

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 14:04:32 2019 No.13254317 >>13249578 the king has arrived

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 14:06:40 2019 No.13254328 >>13250066 i totally agreagous popo

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 14:07:59 2019 No.13254335 >>13254303 I too would love to learn that technique. It's the wrist motion isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 14:08:17 2019 No.13254339 >>13250437 i would also pee in that

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 14:10:55 2019 No.13254347 >>13251066 wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 14:13:05 2019 No.13254356 >>13251967 >wine or broth u cant deglaze with broth fucker

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 14:15:17 2019 No.13254363 >>13253210 that looks not only edible, but delicious

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 14:16:33 2019 No.13254369 >>13253350 god if pinkey pie had hands like those i would let her in my pants any day

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 14:17:11 2019 No.13254374 >>13253648 What do I order to get this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 14:24:20 2019 No.13254405 File: 2.67 MB, 640x640, USA USA.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13247407 >use a paint roller bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 14:27:54 2019 No.13254422 >>13253648 >>13250030 Same slut?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 14:34:26 2019 No.13254449 >>13248171 > 5 POUNDS of butter Do THE FRENCH Really ??? Fixed that for you

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 14:36:23 2019 No.13254457 >>13248113 how can you be this cruel, fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 14:51:07 2019 No.13254529 >>13253570 For England, James?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 14:56:29 2019 No.13254554 >>13253648 >p-please stop

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 15:03:56 2019 No.13254583 >>13254095 You can cut them up into pieces.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 15:04:10 2019 No.13254584 >>13254217 Glad this faggot is burning in hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 15:05:41 2019 No.13254591 >>13254356 Wine ot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 15:09:40 2019 No.13254604 File: 677 KB, 1011x974, 1561051472649.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13253067

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 15:16:37 2019 No.13254636 >>13250478 Only if you are looking for it. Georgia isn't the county fair 24/7. Sure you can find those things but you don't have to if you don't want to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 15:18:24 2019 No.13254641 >>13252906 Cross contamination. Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 15:24:00 2019 No.13254668 >>13252467 >no it doesnt, just take my word for it, because I am from the land of the free Classic ameritard

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 15:27:45 2019 No.13254679 >>13254583 >cutting one potato into piece will make more potato in bird american education

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 15:36:30 2019 No.13254711 >>13246408 he do the dance

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 15:37:40 2019 No.13254718 >>13248446 >Imagine if you were a human no

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 15:39:43 2019 No.13254726 >>13250066 >maybe if i point out that people that are dumb happen to like something people will stop liking it

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 15:43:31 2019 No.13254736 >>13254356 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deglazing_(cooking) ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 15:45:30 2019 No.13254751 >>13248446 I have fapped to human cooking hentai where young girls are butchered and prepared to dishes. This is nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 15:47:25 2019 No.13254764 >>13253648 what secret menu item is this

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 15:48:10 2019 No.13254765 >>13253648 Tipwelldeserved.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 15:49:41 2019 No.13254773 >>13254641 Oh no, he got one person's rice in another person's rice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 15:56:30 2019 No.13254809 >>13253640 do americans really?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 17:06:04 2019 No.13255148 >>13249578 there is no eggscape

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 17:09:25 2019 No.13255162 >>13254120 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 17:50:40 2019 No.13255305 >>13250026 his daughter is a top tier qt wouldnt mind making him my father in law

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 17:54:45 2019 No.13255320 File: 194 KB, 545x824, Screenshot_20191122-155423_Clover dev.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250912 theres something really unsettling about this guys face

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 17:58:26 2019 No.13255336 >>13249578 eggs-cellent

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 18:01:32 2019 No.13255352 >>13254604 >soychad >white wine >popular with reddit >gap teeth >square space >verified clickbait kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 18:16:03 2019 No.13255403 >>13248113 I got to be honest those fish up close look really cool fried and balled up. They look angry and artistic, like a sculpture or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:30:24 2019 No.13255711 >>13254120 she found out about nootrients and toxins hehe

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:42:31 2019 No.13255783 >>13245921 10/10 cinematography on the carrot insertion

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:27:24 2019 No.13255985 File: 612 KB, 720x404, Exploding Milk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:15:21 2019 No.13256200 File: 2.85 MB, 420x260, Speed Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:24:28 2019 No.13256241 File: 761 KB, 400x226, criminal dog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13256200 The first guy didn't get disqualified for killing the animal instead of horribly torturing it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:27:41 2019 No.13256257 >>>/fit/53312690

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:28:07 2019 No.13256259 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, bullied.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13245924 >YAAASSS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLOgwRkRVl8

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:33:59 2019 No.13256295 >>13245924 >stand directly over pot of oil >put turkey in oil >oh fuck there was still water on it >350 degree oil engulfs me YAAASSS

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:34:43 2019 No.13256298 File: 1.97 MB, 720x486, gourd.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13248539 so Redditor fucksticks like you can point it out and pretend you're funny or clever for noticing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:41:52 2019 No.13256326 >>13256259 I'd probably give him the last bite of that dog. Crows are cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:43:57 2019 No.13256333 >>13256241 >>13256241 goo boy

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:54:35 2019 No.13256365 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, ice cream turk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250026 This one makes me especially angry. It's the way he looks over his glasses like he's some kinda pro. I want to hurt him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:55:18 2019 No.13256371 >>13248113 Do Canadians really?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:56:59 2019 No.13256378 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, 1572689726368.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13256371 Yes they do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:57:18 2019 No.13256380 File: 2.41 MB, 202x360, big wok.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13252760 This post deserves more love

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 22:01:15 2019 No.13256391 File: 322 KB, 720x404, snack time.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13251066 Nothing more cringe than when they try to look really fast and badass but fuck up constantly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 22:04:05 2019 No.13256399 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, 1558714944065.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 22:11:31 2019 No.13256425 >>13248113 What does a fish have to do to convince nips that pain and even nocioception are much more primitive abilities than they believe?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 22:20:37 2019 No.13256468 File: 1.90 MB, 400x472, beer dance.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13254097 I was hoping it would end with that oldtimer in the back slapping the back of his head and telling him to leave.

Anonymous Fri Nov 22 22:22:20 2019 No.13256479
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>>13254120
She's on a pro-attention crusade. Always has been.
Women like her a not actually about the diet or lifestyle or fandom they make videos about. They just notice someone else is getting attention because they're a vegan or a food reviewer or a game etc. and they latch on.
It's pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 22:23:37 2019 No.13256487 >>13256200 The Chinese are a blight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 22:24:18 2019 No.13256492 File: 1.24 MB, 480x854, soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13256479 *gamer

Anonymous Fri Nov 22 22:36:39 2019 No.13256545
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>>13250066
A while ago I met a woman, a grown woman, who actually said "boop the snoot" aloud when she petted my dog.
It's bad enough when people write like that online but hearing her say it IRL really fucking got to me.
I didn't set the dog on her, but I was thinking about it.

>>13254726
It's another case of confusing the thing with the fanbase.
You can like bacon while still wanting to punch people who "meme" about it for example.
Other examples would be Rick & Morty and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Decent enough show and book but the fans are insufferable shits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 22:38:02 2019 No.13256550 File: 134 KB, 1080x608, athf_cc_082_pt2-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13251146 This looks like something you'd see Master Shake watching

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 22:41:19 2019 No.13256561 >>13256257 http://is2.4chan.org/ck/1574112966543.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 22:44:28 2019 No.13256573 >>13256550 I don't know how to explain it, but you are 100% correct

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 22:45:13 2019 No.13256575 File: 267 KB, 458x640, ice cream dog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13256365 The flawless incorporation of the lady who just needed a napkin, though. Good work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 23:01:59 2019 No.13256629 File: 2.91 MB, 480x600, 1560025630061.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 23:03:45 2019 No.13256638 >>13250030 Holy shit I used to love storage wars

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 23:32:59 2019 No.13256738 >>13254043 it means ur mixing two things that arent meant to be together - hence perversion

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 23:51:35 2019 No.13256791 >>13245921 >3 kg of Butter murica

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 23:54:41 2019 No.13256799 >>13253580 This video was reasonable up until that point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 23:59:26 2019 No.13256812 >>13254115 Based Diogenes poster

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 00:06:03 2019 No.13256835 >>13250026 Do Central Americans Really Do This?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 00:12:51 2019 No.13256866 File: 2.91 MB, 480x600, behold a man.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13256791 More like 2.25 kg A pound is a little less than half a kg. >>13256812

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 00:14:26 2019 No.13256880 >>13256866 man how do you resist killing that little nigga

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 00:28:29 2019 No.13256943 >>13256866 Manlets, when will they learn?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 01:17:01 2019 No.13257118 >>13245921 K E K E K

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 01:21:41 2019 No.13257132 >>13254405 >>13247407 OMG!!! talk about yum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 02:13:40 2019 No.13257248 >>13256880 >nigga Why do ""people"" type like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 03:12:58 2019 No.13257365 >>13250437 >putting the tap that high shiggy

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 03:16:15 2019 No.13257370 >>13253350 The style of this video reminds me of that faggot who wears the giant white lego head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 03:21:16 2019 No.13257377 >>13253350 so no egg shells, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 03:26:07 2019 No.13257387 >>13256200 chinese are weird

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 03:30:01 2019 No.13257392 File: 2.77 MB, 480x360, boomcorn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 03:33:25 2019 No.13257400 File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, egg recipes 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 03:35:04 2019 No.13257403 How low is the heat that eggs are not burning?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 03:36:31 2019 No.13257404 File: 2.90 MB, 300x300, egg recipes 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13257400 you can also mix the white egg until it foams to make your pancakes fluffier

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 03:40:17 2019 No.13257406 File: 2.94 MB, 528x422, hotdog cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 03:41:25 2019 No.13257409 File: 2.93 MB, 394x398, hotdog cake2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13257406

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 03:48:40 2019 No.13257421 >>13257409 >>13257406 This is Mexico or somewhere in south america isnt it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 03:52:32 2019 No.13257426 File: 799 KB, 472x796, Mexican Cuisine 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13257421 maybe i have to find out where exactly they prepare such thing, the condiment they put at first still makes me wonder what it could be

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 04:19:35 2019 No.13257484 >>13256866 Where the feathers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 04:32:26 2019 No.13257505 >>13257421 >Cheap white bread >Cheap hot dogs >Mayo >White onions >Corn >Tomato >Sour cream Sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 04:38:03 2019 No.13257514 >>13248113 >failing at ikejime this badly

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 04:55:22 2019 No.13257537 File: 2.95 MB, 1080x606, drunk girl oksikset.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13250466 just look at all of that fucking glucose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 05:00:45 2019 No.13257547 File: 770 KB, 1177x662, 1489794077236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13248567 >anything more dishonest

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 05:03:22 2019 No.13257549 >>13249949 jesus what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 05:15:57 2019 No.13257575 >>13257537 Holy shit that is hot

>>	anonymous Sat Nov 23 05:18:03 2019 No.13257578 >>13248446 >imagine if you were a human fucking fishposters, leave my board

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 05:18:49 2019 No.13257580 >>13253067 what was even the point?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 05:22:26 2019 No.13257585 >>13253350 the colours of the frostings are fucking atrocious mixed together

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 05:46:39 2019 No.13257619 >>13257537 Hnnng

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 07:10:45 2019 No.13257785 >>13257421 >>13257426 Brazil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 07:20:44 2019 No.13257807 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, Crisp Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 07:23:14 2019 No.13257812 File: 2.57 MB, 320x568, nosoul.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 07:27:17 2019 No.13257820 >>13245921 This is culinary terrorism

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 07:43:17 2019 No.13257846 >>13257812 Heartless people

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 08:16:11 2019 No.13257916 >>13256629 wtf is this

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 08:18:58 2019 No.13257925 File: 2.87 MB, 532x300, powerful cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 08:22:39 2019 No.13257937 File: 2.94 MB, 720x1280, VbQir7_ccsnpWQwo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 08:35:25 2019 No.13257980 >>13257916 Ham.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 08:41:43 2019 No.13258000 >>13249998 I want to cum on that girl's face so bad bros

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 09:48:17 2019 No.13258212 >>13257937 So no head?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 09:55:52 2019 No.13258227 >>13250146 Is it the cruelty?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 09:58:13 2019 No.13258235 >>13256391 Do AMREICANS RAELLY

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 10:00:04 2019 No.13258242 >>13254405 >none of the cheese is sticking to burger tower Heh

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 10:03:57 2019 No.13258252 >>13252707 They were thinking this is how cremation works

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 10:08:46 2019 No.13258261
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>>13257400
>sped up
>no instruction
The french omelette in this video conveys no important information for making the omelette turn out that way. It looks like someone making an american omelette and just cooking it for less time, Bad video. Dunno about the other recipes because the french omelette annoyed me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 10:12:30 2019 No.13258278 File: 49 KB, 785x757, 1510920340146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13257807 I DFUCKIN KNEW IT WAS KAY THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS WATCHING AND THEN HER STUPID FACE POPS UP AT THE END

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 10:20:05 2019 No.13258302 >>13257925 This entire video feels like one big troll.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 10:27:18 2019 No.13258324 >>13257421 >>13257785 The condiment is probably farofa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 11:12:13 2019 No.13258525 File: 2.99 MB, 480x480, birb hunting.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 11:37:49 2019 No.13258636 >>13257406 Stop it, he's already dead! [adds the "sauces"]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 11:39:12 2019 No.13258647 >>13257409 Fucking christ!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 11:40:21 2019 No.13258652 >>13258525 >picks up trash gob bless

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 11:43:06 2019 No.13258663 >>13254252 yeah why isn't he staring into the camera making a surprised soy face with every bite... makes no sense

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 14:40:35 2019 No.13259420 >>13253350 I was about to be annoyed until I saw the "adult supervision recommended". Obviously this shit is for girls 6-12 years old or something. There's really nothing wrong with that. Kids like stupid shit, nothing new.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 16:05:23 2019 No.13259894 >>13254604 That's not what BD cum lube looks like

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 16:11:36 2019 No.13259935 >>13257812 what the fuck is it really so hard to take a knife and stab it in the head so it wont suffer whats the deal with chinese doing shit like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 16:19:16 2019 No.13259985 >>13259935 unironically its because some regions believe if the animal suffers, it tastes better. in reality that actually makes the meat worse. not a joke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 16:47:36 2019 No.13260168 >>13253640 what ac cutie

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 18:07:43 2019 No.13260527 >>13257937 That is not very sanitary

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 18:23:27 2019 No.13260598 File: 2.02 MB, 720x404, Pasta Flame Wheel Of Parmesan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Glad there are at least some new webms for once. So I'll give you guys another new one. I'm up to 43 that I've made.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 18:31:40 2019 No.13260634 >>13254449 That's more believable than if Americans really

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 18:43:47 2019 No.13260679 File: 1.22 MB, 480x360, 1573992943192.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mods can't ban since it does not show his penis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 18:49:46 2019 No.13260701 >>13254120 Wow she looks so healthy and beautiful now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 18:58:09 2019 No.13260727 >>13245921 I kept thinking OP's video was an ironic joke recipe and waited for the punchline until the bed of rice and veggies was introduced. Now I want to try it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:01:04 2019 No.13260739 File: 446 KB, 1064x596, Screen Shot 2019-11-23 at 21.00.03.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13260598 $100 for a meal served where the staff doesn't know how to set the table.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:02:11 2019 No.13260747 >>13252422 >>13254668 not that guy but yeah you don't know anything stupid. I've used these before and it looks the same as any other chicken. do you think they treat it so nicely at the fucking factory?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:15:41 2019 No.13260822 >>13254668 Should we just take your word for it, instead?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:17:46 2019 No.13260829 >>13259420 That's what tipped you off? Not the fact that the cupcakes are being made by a My Little Pony character?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:19:12 2019 No.13260835 >>13260829 What? Those are human hands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:20:27 2019 No.13260843 >>13257392 >lady eats it off the dirty metal right away

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:23:38 2019 No.13260863 >>13256378 i knew it! so pineapple on pizza people are freaks

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:24:44 2019 No.13260876 >>13248446 DAY OF THE HOOK WHEN

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:32:02 2019 No.13260914 >>13249949 Orange man actually is bad, but holy shit do we need that wall.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:37:54 2019 No.13260947 No webm but posting a classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:46:58 2019 No.13261004 >>13256545 this hog is NUGGIN

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:48:34 2019 No.13261011 >>13257484 If I remember the story right, that bird was a rescue and it had been very sick/stressed. It lost all its feathers and they don't grow back. Last I heard it was happy and healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:50:55 2019 No.13261020 >>13250485 club soda has negligible minerals, unless you get carbonated mineral water. Might as well shake some lite salt in or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:07:12 2019 No.13261091 File: 10 KB, 720x404, Gibs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:08:46 2019 No.13261097 >>13261091 What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:37:00 2019 No.13261207 >>13259935 yeah brah like just stab the brain through the skull, like what's the problem

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:52:28 2019 No.13261263 >>13250168 Sounds like your dog trained you to fetch his toys

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:56:19 2019 No.13261273 File: 1.93 MB, 235x240, 1481581257448.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13254115

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:57:32 2019 No.13261280

>>13261263
She just knows that she shouldn't mess with things that she's not explicitly allowed to and is an extremely low IQ English Bulldog. She gets confused as to how to get out of a large pen when the door is open but the thing she wants to get to is on the opposite side from the door. She like an extremely docile, extra retarded nigger that's actually cute and nice to be around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:59:49 2019 No.13261289 >>13251251 Bait? That's a boomer meme the juices will not be all squeezed out. Just stop over cooking your meat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 21:04:39 2019 No.13261312 >>13257812 Fucking chinks. Hope they get nuked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 21:09:20 2019 No.13261328 >>13257846 They're not exactly people. They're closer to hive insects than the rest of us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 21:13:31 2019 No.13261344 >>13253648 someone should loop this more perfectly so it never ends

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 21:16:48 2019 No.13261361 >>13261289 It does and you are wrong. You don't touch it and only flip it once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 21:28:03 2019 No.13261397 >>13261361 Listen gramps, this has been disproven for a decade. It's such mainstream knowledge that you're not "squeezing the juices out" that there was even a fuckin mythbusters about it or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 21:48:27 2019 No.13261480 >>13258652 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 21:51:16 2019 No.13261495 >>13259985 I've always wondered why they thought that. Dad was a hunter and told me many times the faster the kill the better because the adrenaline they release does something with the meat somehow

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 21:53:16 2019 No.13261509 >>13260739 Kek I missed that

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 21:53:54 2019 No.13261511 >>13261495 Tenderizes it. White people prefer their meat tougher for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 21:54:01 2019 No.13261512 File: 64 KB, 640x480, joe-biden-pissed-off-AP-640x480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13257392 Corn Pop

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 21:59:51 2019 No.13261538 >>13261511 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.atlasobscura.com/articles/why-scared-animals-taste-worse.amp You got it backward

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 22:04:35 2019 No.13261556 >>13252621 "Yall ready for the Cremated Chicken?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 22:08:14 2019 No.13261575 >>13245921 Now do the one where the retarded bitch is smashing her spoon for cereal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 22:44:19 2019 No.13261730 >>13256575 even dogs react to gore

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 00:19:01 2019 No.13262096 >>13255352 He's also a kike

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 00:33:43 2019 No.13262146 >>13261511 Adrenalin release/ stress does the opposite what are you talking about

Anonymous Sun Nov 24 01:02:40 2019 No.13262251

>>13261207
if they can saw it into steaks then i dont see the issue with taking a really sharp stick to pierce its skull and kill it
or heart
or literally anything to not make it suffer
but of course its chinks and they have their values backwards from the rest of the world

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 01:21:47 2019 No.13262305 File: 3.84 MB, 600x327, Referance.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13256866

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 01:35:17 2019 No.13262344 >>13253640 this doggo is definately one of the good guys :)

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 01:47:49 2019 No.13262379 File: 2.89 MB, 1280x720, how americans eat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 01:57:59 2019 No.13262399 File: 2.75 MB, 712x400, puffy boi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 02:16:38 2019 No.13262451 >>13261280 sounds based

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 03:43:12 2019 No.13262659 >>13262379 But that's how I eat? What's wrong? He probably washes his hands when he's done if that's what upsets you...

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 03:45:39 2019 No.13262664 >>13262399 Why do bugpeople prefer tortured animals over quickly killed animals? Actually curious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 04:09:04 2019 No.13262719 File: 261 KB, 1024x682, 1560927224029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13257916 >>13257980 No, its cheese dummies

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 04:17:18 2019 No.13262742 >>13261480 most hunters wont pick up their trash or spent rounds but this real niggah does

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 04:57:53 2019 No.13262810 >>13262664 something something, alive taste better something chinesy mumbo jumbo belief

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 05:02:46 2019 No.13262816 >>13260527 what are you, gay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 05:44:59 2019 No.13262899 >>13262379 if this is a cute girl instead then it becomes endearing

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 06:06:59 2019 No.13262943 >>13256378 bloody Canadians

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 06:34:43 2019 No.13263007 >>13254217 blessing to this earth, rip

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 07:30:07 2019 No.13263138 >>13261397 Listen child, You can tell the fucking difference. Test it yourself, press and poke the fuck out of one patty and leave the other alone and only flip it once. One will be juicy and the other will be dry. They didn't bust shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 07:33:17 2019 No.13263146 >>13262664 Did you not see him stun it? If you don't have any experience in a kitchen then you shouldn't speak like you do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 07:34:20 2019 No.13263150 >>13262664 Also that is a Fugu fish, If it is not prepared fresh then all kinds of contamination problems arise.

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