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>> No.13263269

>Put fruit in plastic
>It's a resealable ziplock
What the fuck America?

>> No.13263273

>>13263269
The extra step used to stop them, but they recently started to catch on.

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OUR KING HAS ARRIVED

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>> No.13263289

>>13263279
>>13263280
>>13263286
How does he get eggs?

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>>13263289
he gets them from his hens or he buys them cheap in bulk you idiot

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>>13263285
Our king is Indian, sweaty and makes egg sandwiches.

kike faggot jesus can fuck right off

>> No.13263298

>>13263253
Yikes, imagine being an American and having to live among these apes lol

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>>13263279
>>13263280
>>13263286
>>13263290
>>13263292
>>13263297
This is just spamming.

MODS!!!!

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>> No.13263326

>>13263298
Imagine being a non American who believes that they aren't part if the problem.

>> No.13263656
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>> No.13263668 [DELETED] 

>>13263324
Letting uncultured shitskins into America was a mistake.

>> No.13263679

>>13263279
>>13263280
>>13263286
>>13263290
>>13263292
>>13263297
egg

>> No.13263680

>>13263298
>Yikes, imagine being an American and having to live among these apes lol

We feel bad for & pitty impotent, helpless niggers so we keep them around as pets and help keep them productive by giving them Affirmative Action college degrees and diversity quota jobs.

It's charity to help those who are incapable of helping themselves.

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>>13263285
What's her name?

>> No.13263783

>>13263656
> this carrot
I FUCKING LOST NNN BECAUSE OF YOU

>> No.13263785

>>13263779
Be respectful, you demon.

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>> No.13265049

>>13263656
did they realy have to show 3 different shots of the chicken being penetrated with the carrot

>> No.13265065

>>13265019
Might as well buy pre-bottled cocktails at that point

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>> No.13265116

Stupid surly egg retard for the thousandth time. This thread went to shit pretty fast.

>> No.13265120

>>13265114
is that white shit sour cream? yuck.

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>>13265161
>not the duality of man

>> No.13265235

>>13263668
>letting
Um, anon, I feel like you might want to look a little more into the history of why there are so many black people in the U.S.

>> No.13265246

>>13265114
What is all that?

>> No.13265254

>>13265208
Which planet is this photo from

>> No.13265259

>>13265235
>whites fuck up brown countries
>complain about immigrants from fucked up brown countries

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>>13265254
Pretty sure its earth

>> No.13265286

>>13265114
Me on Thanksgiving desu

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>always the poo in loo eggman webm
>never the poo in loo sandwich of butter webm

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>>13265286
great minds think alike

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>> No.13265376

>>13265362
and I drink it in one gulp and ask for 3 more while other patrons wait for their turn

>> No.13265393

>>13265259
>always looking for that handout
>justifies it by blaming whitey
You're always going to be shit tier with that attitude. You should use the Japanese as an example.

>> No.13265442

>>13265259
>jews fuck up brown countries
Fixed that for you

>> No.13265448

>>13265259
>whites fuck up by making brown countries prosperous
FTFY

>> No.13265462

>>13265393
>get their constitution written by same country that retaliated to aggression with monumental culture-rupturing weapon
>their workforce is overworked to death making it near impossible to have kids
>culture of success strains youth so badly that an entire forest is known solely for suicides
Got any other examples? I'll tear them apart, too, dumbass.

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>> No.13265749

Somebody post that webm where in some fancy restaurant they just smear food over the table pretending it's art

>> No.13265751

Test.

>> No.13265778

>>13263269
It's so you don't have to eat all the grapes at once.

>> No.13265779

>>13263279
>>13263280
How does he get out though?

>> No.13265786

>>13265019
Keurig is single handedly going to destroy the environment with their fucking single serve pods.

>> No.13265788

>>13263292
this is bullshit. the eggs are given to him for free from god. he leaves a big basket out overnight and god deposits them

>> No.13265791

>>13265727
horrible video
solved captcha just to say this

>> No.13265793

>>13263656
is this how traditional indian butter chicken is made?

>> No.13265794

>>13265462
Silence, nigger.

>> No.13265798

>>13265114
Yes, I would like one big plate of mixed fuck, please.

>> No.13265799

>>13265727
Cats try to bury food too.
t. actually owned a cat

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>>13263279
How much does he charge?

>> No.13265869

b

>> No.13265893

>>13265786
>Caring about the environment
LMAO'ing at ur life, cuckboi

>> No.13265901

>>13265791
It's better than your surly downy eggman bullshit

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>>13263279
SUE-KAH!

>> No.13265961

>>13263273
Monkeys learn fast

>> No.13265966

>>13265901
You take that back.

>> No.13266034

>>13265911
those fruit loops saved it all.

>> No.13266047

>>13265955
BLAT

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>> No.13266075

>>13265751
Welcome back.

>> No.13266083

>>13265778
But you can keep grapes in any container, even a plate in the fridge and it doesn't go bad.

>> No.13266145

>>13263656
>5 linear metric pounds of butter

>> No.13266156

>>13265376
Enjoy paying 5 US digits then m8

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>>13263300
shut up bitch

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>>13266065
I like how he's obviously more concerned with saving the food than the laptop.

>> No.13266232

>>13266217
baste and redmeat

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>>13266083
Bag is just more comfy.

>fruit comes in bag
>eat out of bag
>dispose of bag

easy peasy

>> No.13266279

>>13265208
The more I look at it, the more horrifying it becomes...

>> No.13266285

>>13263656
>5 lbs of butter
Had me hooked from the beginning.

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>>13263253

>> No.13266326

>>13266221
way too much cheese. looks good on film but would be gross in real life.

>> No.13266338

>>13266221
also no point in the oil since the bread is buttered and provides plenty of oil to stop the bread from sticking.

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>>13265727
Nice

>> No.13266375

>>13265788
>god deposits them
the image that conjures up in my mind is definitely blashemy

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>>13266412
I'm not squeamish and I'd probably try a dish with that.
But I gotta say it really doesn't look very appetising

>> No.13266435

>>13263269
Australia does this too

>> No.13266455

>>13265114
>heres your 10k calories thatll be 24.99 plus tip

>> No.13266458

>>13265362
>grapferuit juice

>> No.13266462

>>13266264
>not washing your grapes
Fucking disgusting. I can't wait until you die.

>> No.13266470

>>13266433
what the FUCK is this????????

>> No.13266488

>>13265462
>Got any other examples? I'll tear them apart, too, dumbass.
Japan is still valid. You should be more like them, and it's better for the world if more of your kind found a forest.

>> No.13266530

>>13266221
>wonderbread
>5 lbs of "cheese"
>fry it
>wa la!!
American cuisine everyone

>> No.13266548

>>13266470
cat tail. its just a plant.

>> No.13266626

>>13266462
>ypipo need to wash everything 5 trillion times so they don't die from their shitty immune system collapsing

>> No.13266640

>>13266470
Underage b& or city faggot. Both are disgusting, so GTFO fuck out.

>> No.13266708

>>13266221
He's got an extra chromosome him even making food and attempting to present it is a pretty solid accomplishment.

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>> No.13266717

>>13266626
Not even white, but obsess moar, faggot. Have fun with your diseases.

>> No.13266734

>>13266626
>thinks someone who practices hygiene and does a rinse of their produce that several people have touched is immunodeficient
Huh, no wonder....

>> No.13266761

>>13266470
It's a cat tail. It says so in the filename
Sorry if this video sucks. I just picked one of the first ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ECI4Rf78ag

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>>13266221
why not just put agun on his head and end his life?
that's a lot of butter and cheese

>> No.13266801

>>13266433
didn't cartoons used to put those? always near some lake or something. i wonder what's the purpose of exploding like that

>> No.13266826

>>13266761
Mmmm
https://youtu.be/eBfIORVLNUA

>> No.13266830

>>13263324
>A potential criminal count of tampering with a consumer product is a second-degree felony carrying between two and 20 years behind bars and as much as $10,000 in fines. Furthermore, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration could bring additional federal charges.

>> No.13266835

>>13266801
those are seeds dumb dumb. it does that so it has a greater chance of growing. its like a dandelion.

>> No.13266853

>>13266835
a bit excessive but wish i could rub one and make it explode

>> No.13266856

>>13266338
Oil is there so the butter won't burn.

>> No.13266864
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do ukistans really?

>> No.13266866

>>13266853
That's what she said.

>> No.13266869

>>13266856
the butter burning is the whole point of a grilled cheese you tard.

>> No.13266877

>>13266864
i would definitely fuck with this

>> No.13266894

>>13265019
Juicero 2.0
i'm sure it's just as useless.

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just say when, ok?

>> No.13266902

>>13266856
>>13266869
It’s mayonnaise retards

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>> No.13267137

>>13263656
Were that many shots of a carrot getting into a chicken necessary?

>> No.13267163

Imagine doing it for free.

>> No.13267239

>>13265362
>data be 300 hunna dorra

>> No.13267252

>>13266761
God, seeing fat families being happy fills me with so much fucking rage.

>> No.13267270

>>13265254
America

>> No.13267273

>>13266901
>Wasting food for instagram
Just eat a chocolate bar faggot

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>> No.13267479

>>13263656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdU

>> No.13267545

>>13266458
The best of all citrus juices.

>> No.13267578

>>13265911

>she can crack an egg one-handed

impressed.jpg

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>>13267409
>)

>> No.13267587

>>13263253
My dad actually did something similar to this when I would go to the store with him as a kid

>> No.13267599

>>13266911
Boy it's a good thing they cut that in half. It was starting to look a little hard to eat.

>> No.13267606

>>13267446

How far was too far for you /ck/?

I was probably ok up to the guac wrap layer

>> No.13267614

>>13267409

I went to his place in Vegas, and the burgers are literally taller than either of those burgers. My only guess is that maybe the top was before he realized Americans were fine with inconvenient burgers as long as it was good shit.

Delicious though.

>> No.13267615

>>13267606
The second they poured that shitty liquid cheese onto it.

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>>13267614
It’s Vegas, the entire city is about spectacle and excess and the food is no exception. I personally have a hard time eating anywhere other than the Wynn buffet. It’s nothing short of amazing.

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>>13265208
>getty images on the cake
>popcorn served in a fucking watermelon

this image is terrific

>> No.13267659

>>13267632
whoever designed this had a really good vision

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>>13267659
It’s like wonka land and the buffet is like 200ft long with every food you could want and it’s all excellent quality.

>> No.13267682

>>13267606
The blueberry pancake might have been a stretch, but deep-frying it brought it all together. Maybe have the sauce on the side, though.

>> No.13267741

>>13265120
Probably yogurt

>> No.13267841

>>13265362
>yuzu honey meme
wtf is with japs and yuzu honey in the last couple years

>> No.13267884

>>13265372
WTF is this? Usually it’s a clam boil or lobster boi or crawfish not shrimp, and you just use old bay seasoning not all that shit. And that is the saddest boil I’ve ever seen. What is this a cooking 101 lesson for retards?

>> No.13267895

>>13267884
>old bay
>not swamp fire

whenever i see or smell old bay i know i can leave and i will have missed nothing

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>> No.13268013

>>13263253
I was worried she was going to spit the chewed up grape back into the bag. What she did isn't too bad, I sample from the bulk bins from time to time.

>> No.13268060 [DELETED] 

>>13266717
This website is for white people. Find your own community.

>> No.13268077

>>13266462
the bag has holes so you can rinse them off.

>> No.13268086

>>13266864
beans are delicious.

>> No.13268092

>>13266264
Imagine saving this to your computer

>> No.13268097

>>13268077
Then what's the point of having a ziplock?

>> No.13268098

>>13268003
how do i save webms? I want to make this.

>> No.13268106

>>13265114
I used to like seeing the turkish or whatever nationality's street food in these little vids, but they all start to copy the bullshit trend of loading up a plate with more things than you can appreciate, both visually and when it comes to eating it.

>> No.13268120

>>13265271
aww man you ruined it

>> No.13268133

>>13268098
Right click the filename.webm
Save link as...
Unless you're on a phone.

>> No.13268137

>>13268133
Yea I figured it out already. Thanks.

>> No.13268138

>>13267409
he's mainly making fun of the bun-patty ratio..in one other episode he's served a burger he's expecting to like and he widens his mouth just to take a bite

>> No.13268151

>>13268097
so the grapes dont fall out.

>> No.13268164

>>13266412
Alright look japan, we gotta talk. You don't have to eat everything that can walk, run, fly, crawl, squirm, swim, roll, waddle, float, spin, flip, jump, sit, stand, blink, breathe, eat, shit, piss, stretch, and all the other fucking verbs in the fucking dictionary.

Some things can just be. Holy shit.

>> No.13268166

>>13268151
Don't be a clumsy ape. Wala.

Right, Americans and Australians. I guess it does make sense.

>> No.13268170

>>13266412
I thought it was sausage at first and then a great sense of dread came upon me when I saw all that blood and yellow stuff squirt out.

>> No.13268200

>>13268060
But I love whites :(

>> No.13268240

>>13265911
that's actually not bad compared to half the shit in here

>> No.13268241

>>13266470
Wild corn dogs.

>> No.13268252

>>13266264
You just know this piece of shit has never seen an anime much less a hentai

>> No.13268269

>>13265362
so this is what kaz hirai is up to in his retirement from sony

>> No.13268270

>>13266217
When I saw the ring on his finger I thought it was Jack, then I realized he cooked the steak properly and realized he couldn't be

>> No.13268276

>>13268166
thanks for the laugh anon

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>>13265208
I can't stop looking at it.

>> No.13268291

>>13266864
I'm American and I'd go try it. Bowl of motherfucking beans with bacon and sausage and top it with roasted garlic cloves, clean my shitter out with that

>> No.13268311

>>13268164
It's the Koreans who eat the discarded seafood and other gross shit in the most disgusting way possible. You can see the Korean runes in the background.

>> No.13268327

>>13265208
Who made this? It's amazing. The cranberry sauce can, blue fish, it's like a Dali painting, but more..

>> No.13268344

>>13265019
Half the fun of drinking is making it.

>> No.13268431

>>13266412
I am deeply confused as to what this even is. Some sort of bizarre sea cucumber?

>> No.13268432

>>13265208
the cake, Mickey of rum, And cranberrie held together with a olive on a toothpick to dissect and rationalize...any explanation would be appreciated

>> No.13268447
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>>13265304

>Those hands
yeah, no thanks

>> No.13268471

>>13265362
I'm a big fan of how there is no shot of just the fucking drink after all that work.

>> No.13268478
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>>13265208
>the fucking powerade chicken and spray gravy

>> No.13268482

>>13265208
>feasting my eyes on getty images
>it's becoming to much, my stomach ache from laughing
>I have to escape
>on their journey out of the image my eyes cross the pineapple grape/olive sausage monstrosity
>my sides

>> No.13268496

>>13265911
>it actually looks decent without the candy at the end
kek

>> No.13268502

>>13266864
I;m thinking about thos Beans

>> No.13268507

>>13267606
>half a liter of some cheese sauce

>> No.13268538

>>13265208
Why is the turkey blue???

>> No.13268635

>>13265727
ahahahaha it's the vegetables. the cat has literally mistaken your """"""healthy veg"""""""" for fucking compost and is rightfully trying to bury that shit back into the ground. fuck vegans.

>> No.13268716

>>13265362
>a fucking leaf

>> No.13268738

>>13266433
It's a sea cucumber. It sits on the ocean floor filtering sand for shit. Its biological defense mechanism is tasting like shit. It's tastes so awful most other animals won't eat it. Some other creatures actually use this as an advantage and will hide in them. I have no idea why anyone would eat that little turd of an animal.

>> No.13268744

>>13268738
Because God placed humans above animals. Every living thing that could be eaten should be eaten.

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>>13263253
I do this all the time and steal stuff that will fit in my pocket, don't need to just do it to make shopping a bit more fun. I'm white btw not sure if that matters.

>> No.13268792

>>13265114
I used to pile up my plate as much as this when I went to curry buffets.
I was not a clever child.

>> No.13268800

>>13265911
Wife/10

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>>13267614

>> No.13268836

>>13267895
The fuck did you say faggot

>> No.13268841

>>13268836
Huh?

>> No.13268846

>>13268841
Old bay is so fucking good we make candy and ice cream out of its fine seasoned ass. Fuck back to Loserana u sister fucking homo

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>>13263253
>checks skin color
stereotypes for a reason.

>> No.13268856

Can somebody make this into a webm?

>> No.13268858

>>13268856
https://youtu.be/C6E0p0cF5NI

>> No.13268874
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>>13267614
No, He is literally trying to get a proper bite out of the burger on top, The fucking patty is 5x too big for the bun and any toppings that are on it are under the bun, Trying to get a decent bite of meat+bun+toppings of the burger on top is exactly the kind of fucking trouble you would have and Gordon is showing that. Gordon's "big" burger on the bottom is perfectly proportioned so that you can still get a decent bite. The only thing this video serves to prove is who the culinary illiterate retards are on this board who can't understand what the differences in the videos are, what makes a good burger and why it isn't hypocrisy.

>> No.13268886

>>13265120
yoghurt

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>> No.13268982

>>13266412
Imagine biting the end off one of them like a wormy freeze pop.

>> No.13269054

>>13268905
>terminator 2 theme starts playing

>> No.13269063

>>13266412
Do Asians ACTUALLY eat leeches?

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>>13268856 >>13268858

>> No.13269112

>>13266065
what a fucking retard lmao.

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>>13265304
>see those hands
>instantly turned off
I guess I'm racist. Thanks for helping me to figure it out, /ck/.

>> No.13269152

>>13268905
Wristlets deserve suffering

>> No.13269156

>>13265114
that made me hungry, ngl

>> No.13269159

>>13265299
Says the faggot posting a png to a webm thread and fucking up with the image limit count.

>> No.13269164

>>13268538
https://malechef.tumblr.com/page/21

Welcome, newfriend.

>> No.13269165

>>13269141
>>13268447
I constantly feel bad for thinking like this, but I can't help it anymore.
As soon as I see hands like those preparing food, I imagine some foul smell and lose my appetite.

>> No.13269179

>>13265911
>cooks bacon with two irons
>one hand egg crack, seconds later

reality TV seems so obvious in hindsight.

>> No.13269204

>>13268874
Both burgers are too tall, faggot.

>> No.13269210

>>13269204
You are retarded.

>> No.13269211

>>13269210
You are obese if you would shove that Ramseyburger down your gullet.

>> No.13269214

>>13269211
>eating anything
>fat
>>13269210
Oh look, Guess I was right.

>> No.13269338

>>13268538
lurk more faggot

>> No.13269346

>>13268855
Everybody does that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeplVT4qEZc

>> No.13269479

>>13269346
>Everybody does that.
no, thats incorrect.

>> No.13269493

>>13265799
this.

my parents had a cat which did this every time before he ate his food.

>> No.13269520

>>13265208
the /ck meetup looks great

>> No.13269538

>>13269346
Lisa is the perfect leftie cunt.
She's not Christian herself but she'll quote the Bible to make others feel bad about themselves.

>> No.13269565

>>13266869
You actually don't cook grilled cheese at all, do you? That's like one of the easiest things to make, man

>> No.13269573

>>13269165
that's a perfectly normal reaction tbqhwy

>> No.13269578

>>13263656
they need to stop moving their fucking hands that way

>> No.13269580

>>13268447
>>13269141
just use your own hands to prepare the food, idiots

>> No.13269584

>>13265114
he shouldn't hold the plate over all of the other things it's going to fucking fall in at some point

>> No.13269593

>>13269070
okay thats pretty cool

>> No.13269622

>>13266412
something something jew something circumcision something something americans really?

>> No.13269633

>>13266864
this doesn't seem much different from a place based around chili or something

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>>13265208
I recognize that watermelon!

>> No.13269664

>>13268098
I make this all the time. you can try that recipe but I suggest you make the macaroni and bechamel separate and then mix everything at the end. breadcrumbs also suck as a macaroni topping just add more cheese to the top.

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>>13269659
and that cornucopia

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>>13268905
I whispered "nooo" because I have done that. I tried to pull it off onto a cutting board but my stingy ass jew of a roommate bought the cheapest one possible and it broke, sending the pizza directly on the hinge.

>> No.13269718

>>13269538
why believe in dumb shit if you dont want to be comfronted with it you moron

>> No.13269731

>>13269659
Is that really the /ck/ demographic?

>> No.13269752

>>13269063
Those are sea cucumbers and yes, asians do eat leeches. In fact, people ate leeches as a wartime food in east europe a couple decades before. Its easy to catch them and they are essentially pure muscle/protein, so when survival is on the line its not that bad.

>> No.13269760

>>13266864
pls tell me its a joke

>> No.13269841

>>13265049
i counted 4 shots

>> No.13269866

>>13265254
neeeeeewfag

>> No.13269992

>>13269479
lots of people do it, anon. regardless of skin color.

>> No.13270027

>>13269538
She was Christian at that stage. In that episode she had taken Sunday school too seriously.

>> No.13270060

>>13268447
>>13269141
4chan has poisoned your brains, same thing happened to me. Luckily I was able to break out of that way of thinking, it's not permanent, but you have to first be aware that you've been brainwashed.

>> No.13270070

>>13269760
Why? You're not going to go out specifically to eat there, but if you happen to be out and want a quick hearty meal it would be a nice option.

>> No.13270094

>>13266801
>didn't cartoons used to put those? always near some lake or something.
wow....

>> No.13270161

>>13270094
life imitates art

>> No.13270211

I'm a food hobbyist like u guys but I live in a bigger city so these supermarkets are rare. Seems like a hoot these places.

>> No.13270217

>>13268270
You sound very uninnitiated. Just the production value of moving close shots would tell you that cannot be a Ja/ck/ video. Not to mention that it's clearly not one of his untensils/kitchen, the ring is actually quite different and the person actually cooks in hot oil.

>> No.13270265

>>13270060
Go back to you twitter safespace, faglord

>> No.13270331

>>13269479
Nothing wrong with trying one if you are unfamiliar with the produce. Nothing wrong with touching every tomato or avocado. Nothing wrong digging through the parsley to find the best one. The only agitating thing about that video is that she is intentionally doing it, or looks like she is doing it, to be a 'le ebin look at me eat, candy aisle next, can't wait to sample one of each tee hee!'.

>> No.13270340

>>13268003
can i replace basil with parsley? im a soapy boy

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>> No.13270432

>>13268855
Didn't some little girls get killed because they tried to make her popcorn soda can contraption and fucked it up?

>> No.13270610

>>13270265
>get out of muh legion club safespace

>> No.13270642

>>13266911
>no gloves
>no hairnet
>burned food
Cross contamination out the ass. Absolutely fuck this place, I hate everyone involved.

>> No.13270676

>>13267446
lol america

>> No.13270682

>>13267448
is this meant to make you go and try it on pancackes cause it isnt showed?

>> No.13270684

>>13266065
no potato for the potato

>> No.13270689

>>13270642
>Cross contamination out the ass. Absolutely fuck this place, I hate everyone involved.
You're gonna hate travelling abroad anon.
This is normal outside of the US.

>> No.13270698

>>13270642
grow an immune system.

>> No.13270713

>>13266773

Had this in Korea, it's p.good

>> No.13270727

>>13270698
>grow an immune system.
This line of thought is the reason why your country needs all that foreign aid, and medical volunteers.

>> No.13270804

>>13269659
fucking height order

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>>13265208
>>13269659
Despite understanding what is happening, I am still inundated with cosmic awe and dread.

>> No.13270867

>>13268270
>cooked properly
>it's fucking raw inside

>> No.13270873

>>13270867
It's perfectly cooked.

>> No.13270914

>>13270873
It's raw dude

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>>13270867
>>13270873
>>13270914
Stop replying to yourself
no one wants to hear this shit a billionth time

>> No.13270966

>>13268327
https://malechef.tumblr.com
lots of great photo projects by this guy

>> No.13271021

>>13265362
Are we.. are we supposed to eat the leaf?

>> No.13271048

>>13265208
it obviously took a shitton of time, why would someone choose to do this instead of making good food

>> No.13271056

>>13263656
Is this serious recipe or a joke? I can't tell anymore from these shitty facebook videos.

>> No.13271204

>>13266455
I tip with a rip motherfucker
>>13265114
I'm american and I can confirm that we all really do this

>> No.13271222

>>13266412
Korea, I worked in a Seafood restaurant there for over a year near Daegu. Those are called dog penises in Korean Gaygochu? Anyways I used a pair of scissors to cut of ends. They are disgusting and taste horrible, but Koreans eat em due to "Make penis ssstrooong!". I love Korea but they eat alot of bullshit just to supposedly get an erection. Koreans eat dog.. for strong penis. Killed all the bears on the peninsula for.. strong penis. etc...

>> No.13271238

>>13268431
Urechis unicinctus sea worm. They taste worse than they look. I used to make sashimi out of it.

>> No.13271242

>>13265161
Threadly reminder that left is purposely demonstrating how NOT to eat pizza.

>> No.13271245

>>13268170
they are blood sausages

>> No.13271246

>>13268164
Like other said its Korea, but I think all east asians eat this shit. If it moves in the ocean they will try to eat it.

>> No.13271254

>>13269633
chili doesn't have beans

>> No.13271258

>>13271222
After watching a lot of Bizarre Foods I've come to the conclusion that the more disgusting the food the harder your dick gets.

>> No.13271265

>>13271238
>they taste worse than they look
They look like they taste absolutely vile and you're saying they taste even worse?
>I used to make sashimi out of it
Why?

>> No.13271289

>>13271222
>Eating something penis shaped thinking it will make strong penis
Holy shit why are people this dumb?

>> No.13271312

>>13271289
They also think rhino horn powder makes your dick super hard. Poaching got so bad that the park rangers in Africa started cutting the horns off themselves to prevent them getting shot.

>> No.13271329

>>13271312
>They also think rhino horn powder makes your dick super hard
used to be.
but you had to kill the rhino yourself in those days.

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>>13265208
You didnt even post the closeups

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>>13271346
I

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>>13271349
That's fish food flakes on the top, isn't it?

>> No.13271379

>>13266864
i bet they were channeling some real american energy when they made this place

>> No.13271403

>>13267632
>>13267676
Wynn buffet you say? May need to put it on my short list... Nice pics btw I like the flowers.

>> No.13271430

>>13268889
This is arguably some of the worst animation I have seen in a long time.

>> No.13271435

>>13271242
No he's not.

>> No.13271455

>>13265749
There are a bunch of them, newfag.

>> No.13271517

>>13271242
Eeh atleast he isnt eating it with pineapple on it like a fucking heretic, who gives a shit if he hates grease?

Dude on the right has the right idea about food tho

>> No.13271537

>>13265362
can't stop clicking 1:38

>> No.13271593

>>13266911
>911
appropriate

>> No.13271624

>>13268889
This looks horrible lmfao

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>>13268635

>> No.13271700

>>13263253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeplVT4qEZc

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>>13271803

>> No.13272009

>>13268826
yeah ill get the bald doctor

>> No.13272061

>>13263324
mmm this ones tasty

>> No.13272121

>>13266221
why tf do this good chefs like to show how focused and meticulous about making something so basic. A nigger could make a sandwhich like this and it would taste just as good.

>> No.13272476

>>13265161
dude on the right either has a vegan wife or just got out of prison

>> No.13272500

>>13263656
I was shocked when he didn't start launching eggs at it.

>> No.13272521

>>13265019
Heh. I was joking about making cocktail koolaid with my co-worker just yesterday.

>> No.13272663

>>13267252
Because burgers are living happily and you aren't?

>> No.13272685

>>13265161
dude on the right just got out of prison. fuck the pussie's filming him, git er dun big fella.

>> No.13272807

>>13270060
I live in cleveland, there's very little "brainwashing" that has to be done

>> No.13272819

>>13267632
I second the Wynn buffet, it's the only one worth making a trip to. Otherwise it's just normal buffet crap.

>> No.13272840

>>13270060
Nah I hated shitskins long before the Internet haha

>> No.13272845

>>13267448
i want to try the forbidden maple sryup

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less comments more webms

>> No.13272932

>>13272855
I would try that but with no bread

>> No.13273031

>>13263656
O SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.13273046

>>13270060
t. someone who has never lived around black people

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bread

>> No.13273061

>>13273046
Not him, but I do and agree with him. Not American, though. Things might be different with slave descendants. But not all black people descended from slaves, and you can't tell whether a person has by the colour of his hands.

>> No.13273064

>>13273061
muh naxalt. try living in a majority African area.

>> No.13273114

>>13263656
I wonder if future generations will laugh at how we use butter now in the same way we laugh at how post-war America abused mayo as an ingredient

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>> No.13273401

>>13273223
>Serving with toothpicks
Thanks, nightmare fuel.

>> No.13273578

>>13265019
>alcohol concentrate in a tiny capsule
just drink the pods, fuck the machine

>> No.13273609

>>13265372
what in the fuck? thats my pickle marinade minus salt & sugar.

>> No.13273628

>>13268846
Old bay is for chinks and boomers get the fuck outta there.

>> No.13273838

>>13266221
Jesus Christ Favreau, it's just a grilled cheese

>> No.13273839

>>13265911
Is this pron?

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>>13273628
OBEY

>> No.13273930

>>13268003
That look gross as fuck. Why do people make it so fucking gooy?

>> No.13273967

>>13269718
Confronted?

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>>13273895
That's pure trash. Processed Nigger cuisine not even the good kind like gumbo or something. It just looks like processed ass

>> No.13273991

>>13273114
Considering the French started the whole butter thing a very long time ago and it's simply spread because butter is good, I very much doubt it.

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>>13268826
>whipped cream vodka

>> No.13274129

>>13268826
This menu seriously scares me.

>> No.13274133

>>13269070
that's one sexy ass wok

>> No.13274164

>>13269070
How? Anyone got the recipe not in moonrunes?

>> No.13274314

>>13273056
I now understand what I've been doing wrong all these years.

>> No.13274321

>>13270689
no it's not, every other 1st world country has hygiene laws

>> No.13274343

>>13265911
well at least she is creative for a person who has never ever ever even seen a person irl make food

image being born so rich you never see someone cook, or someone learn you how to cook

>> No.13274462

>>13263779
she's dead anon

>> No.13274639

>>13274164
It's called 三不沾 if you want to try google translating a recipe. I can tell you it's about 25g sugar per egg yolk, with water/starch slurry mixed in, then oil gradually worked in.

>> No.13274680

>>13270826
i really want to know what is going on there
so many questions im feel kind of sad

>> No.13274686

>>13271346
>>13271349
so many ''why''s
:|

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