Tonight at Goblino's

[Anonymous No.13265987]

[Anonymous No.13266002]

disturbing

[Anonymous No.13266060]

it's
is it
fish?

[Anonymous No.13266061]

I think your boiled chicken has cultivated its own biome

[Anonymous No.13266066]

>>13266060
Nah, chicken
Lentils, split peas, cauliflower, eggplant, ginger, garlic, olive oil, spices, water

[Anonymous No.13266071]

>>13266061

[Anonymous No.13266076]

>>13265987
Are you that French dude that lives in a really nice house but for some reason you prefer it to be a fucking awful, dimly lit, grim mess?

Looks like the same bowl and camera

[Anonymous No.13266085]

>>13266066
that doesn't explain the leaves

[Anonymous No.13266099]

>>13266076
Yes it's me
I'm trying to shill healthy food with some bizarre reverse psychology

>>13266085
Not cauliflower sorry, cabbage

[Anonymous No.13266108]

>>13266071
>>13265987
is this supposed to be the finished product?

[Anonymous No.13266113]

>>13266099
Well I’m sorry anon but that shit looks FUCKED up

It looks like a bunch of mashed avocados in a salad, very unaesthetic

[Anonymous No.13266140]

>>13266108
This is, pic related

>>13266113
>aesthetic food
Come on now

[Anonymous No.13266148]

>>13266071
>mandatory eggplant

[Anonymous No.13266154]

>>13266140
vomit inducing

[Anonymous No.13266166]

>>13266140
shit looks bad
could be tasty tho

[Anonymous No.13266179]

>>13266140
Look bro, I’m not gonna lie, stuff that looks like complete shit tastes pretty good sometimes. It just definitely looks like baby shit.

[Anonymous No.13266246]

>>13265987
So what french wine did you pick up at your country market to compliment that masterpiece?

[Anonymous No.13266258]

>>13266140
did you ever hear the story about the old woman who died in her bathtub with the hot water running and she wasn't found for weeks at which point all her flesh had basically dissolved off her bones into a soup

[Anonymous No.13266316]

>>13266099
god you are a fabulous weirdo you got a bit going keep on you bizarre sumbitch

[Anonymous No.13266364]

>>13266166
Very tasty my friend

>>13266246
Generic organic red wine from the supermarket

>>13266258
I've heard a variant afternoon lol, people were talking about olden times bathtubs under which you put a fire to heat the water.
People dying in them were first boiled, then broiled

>>13266316
I will, don't worry!

[Anonymous No.13266460]

>>13266071
The Caravaggio lighting on this masterpiece.
*Chefs kiss*

[Anonymous No.13266490]

Btw for the uninitiated op is a rich guy who lives like a bum in some dilapidated house in France. He has a wife and a child who don't live with him for obvious reasons. He shits in a bucket next to his food storage and has showed videos of him eating moldy food and playing guitar

[Anonymous No.13266512]

>>13266490
gonna need some archive links

[Anonymous No.13266524]

All of these photos look like some shit you'd find on a shady website in the 90's/early 2000's accompanied with weird, cryptic messages.

[Anonymous No.13266557]

>>13266512
>>13245030

[Anonymous No.13266695]

>>13266557
Well fuck me. I remember seeing that thread but didn't click it because I thought it was some guy fucking around with a random image of a rundown kitchen.

[Anonymous No.13267579]

>>13266071
oh you are baiting animals to come to you in the woods so you can shoot them?

[Anonymous No.13267889]

>>13265987
i can dig it tho

[Anonymous No.13267893]

>>13265987
Looks like what would be left if the vegetable gremlin got hit with sunlight.

[Anonymous No.13267939]

>>13265987
Looks like normal Yuro food.

[Anonymous No.13267942]

This guy is the only interesting thing that'll occur on the board so we'd best make it last lads

[Anonymous No.13267962]

>>13267942
Untrue, /ck/ has one of the highest concentrations of out and proud squalor-livers on 4chin