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13293561 No.13293561 [Reply] [Original]

>he doesn't own a pizza cutter cum server

why even live

>> No.13293566

Hai finito porcoddio di spammare ste stronzate????

>> No.13294148
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>colored glasses
Good for entertaining. No one grabs someone elses glass.

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>> No.13294523

>>13294148
i hate it

>> No.13294525
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>>13294523
Perhaps, stop being poor.

>> No.13294533

How you cut the other side tho?

>> No.13294535

>>13294533
Move to the right?

>> No.13294539
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This thing is a mother fucking god send if you're trying to eat eggs at work or a busy morning. They look like yellow dildos but it is a fire and forget.

I'll drop 2 eggs in there and take a piss and floss. Come back to cooked eggs.

>> No.13294540

>>13294535
Oh nah I just seent it. The left side of the slice has a downward facing blade.

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>>13294540
>Oh nah I just seent it. The left side of the slice has a downward facing blade.

>> No.13294551
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>>13294547
You see that metallic shit?

>> No.13294553

>>13294547
>>13294551
Oh shit nigga that's the pan. Hahaha. Then it stands, how you cut the other side tho?

>> No.13294558

>>13294553
>>13294551
>>13294547
>>13294540
>>13294535
>>13294533
Oh I get it now. Make the first incision then move around lining up the previous cut on the slice.

>> No.13294561

>>13294558
Nigga how fucking drunk are you?

>> No.13294564

>>13294558
Hahaha nah man I just ain't seeing it. I've only had a few beers, a few wines and a few gins.

>> No.13294565

>>13294561
Shieet, was meant to reply to you >>13294564

>> No.13294567

As somebody who can't stand kitchen gadgets, consider my jimmies rustled.

>> No.13294569
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>>13294553
>>13294540
jesus christ anon

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>> No.13294575

>>13294539
I fucking love eggs and I'm afraid something like that would slowly lead to my diet consisting of all the eggs.

>> No.13294577
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>>13294575

>> No.13294582

>>13294569
Haha did you see his video on can Spam vs can Ham sandwich?

>> No.13294587

>>13294582
I did, and it made me nauseous. Spam is good. Fried Spam? I'll eat the whole goddamn can if you let me. Cold, sad Spam with butter and/or various other condiments unheard of stateside on bread? What the fuck, Britain.

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>>13294575
What would be the problem with that? You're lose a shit load of weight and if you work out you'll get swole as shit.


Or you can just make other items. I also like pancake batter and a sausage. Bit more messy but it works.Or one egg and a sausage since it usually calls for two. That is even more unhealthy though. I bought two. One for home one for the office. I use the home one if I'm in a rush or just want a quick egg at night. At work I love it because 24 eggs here costs like $2. I only get 30 minutes for lunch and they only take 6-8 minutes to cook. It is perfect and saves me a fuck ton of money. Coworkers rushing out for a $9 lunch and only have 5 minutes to eat. One of those meals can feed me for 50 mother fucking days.

EMBRACE THE EGG BROTHER! IT IS THE HOLY NECTAR FROM THE GODS TO FEED OUR GAINS, KEEP US RIPPED, AND ENSURE OUR LUNCHES ARE SPEND WATCH NETFLIX AND NOT DRIVING LIKE DAFT CUNTS!

>> No.13294594

>>13294572
>have to chop up food before you put it into the thing to chop food

Amazing

>> No.13294600

>>13294594
You can tell it's shit anyway.

>> No.13294603
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>> No.13294604

>>13294600
Yeah it's like a blender for faggots who haven't discovered electricity

>> No.13294606

>>13293561
If I saw someone using this, I'd never let them live it down.

>> No.13294607

>>13294148
>yes I'm a raging drunk, how can you tell?

>> No.13294610

>>13294572
So it's basically a slap-chop, only with a lot more moving parts that will break in a few months ... instead of just quietly getting lost in the back of a pantry somewhere only to be found 16 years later and still work perfectly.

>> No.13294612

>>13294603
There's something vilefully wrong about this but I can't quite put my finger in it.

>> No.13294615

>>13294610
>instead of just quietly getting lost in the back of a pantry somewhere only to be found 16 years later and still work perfectly
Go away Vince.

>> No.13294617

>>13294615
You're gonna love my nuts.

>> No.13294623

>>13294587
Bruh it was like a poor Britain sandwich.

>> No.13294624
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Another reason I'm shilling the shit out of the rolle. If you do want fast cheap lunch some people say
>just buy one of those $5 microwave egg cookers
This is Beth. She is permanently disfigured and blind in one eye because of one of those death traps. Microwave is too volatile and can put out some heat or a metric ton. The consequences will never be the same for her. Don't be a half burned face half blind pirate. Get the rolle and eat your fucking penis eggs.

GLORY TO THE ROLLE!

>> No.13294626

>>13294612
Steaks are cooked to hamburger levels.

>> No.13294628

>>13294624
Or just stop being shit at cooking. Cooking an egg with a pan takes 5 minutes at most.

>> No.13294631

>>13294626
What? No, they're medium-rare in the second shot.

>> No.13294634

>>13294628
I can cock the shit out of some eggs. Yet on some days I have pretty much no time to babysit an eggs. Also the office only has a microwave.

>> No.13294637

>>13294631
Outside colour is all wrong though.

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>>13294634
>I can cock the shit out of some eggs.

>> No.13294641

>>13294634
>I can cock the shit out of some eggs.
You do you, mate, I aint judging.

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>>13294639
I know what I said

>> No.13294662

>>13294634
>I can cock the shit out of some eggs
You're far from being the first co/ck/sucker who rubs his junk on his food.

>> No.13294694

>>13294577
Looks like that one video where they pull a dildo with hard shit at the end of it out of soeone's ass.

>> No.13294736

>>13294577
Will I, too, become a massive beta faggot soy-smiler if I buy this product? Jesus Christ I want to see his face bloodied and beaten to a pulp

>> No.13294743

>>13294736
Faggots and sluts have that look. The reason for the damn grip is to grab it and shake it out. They were not eating. They were living out a fantasy.

>> No.13294756

>>13293561
Why would I need a cum server?

>> No.13294760

>>13294736
>soy-smiler
I cannot imagine being so jaded that I'd make fun of random people for how they smiler

>> No.13294768

>>13294760
It's like seeing Jews in Rorschach blotters. This place ruins retards.

>> No.13294769

>>13294572
I've used one of these. They work fine, but the real problem is that they can't fit nearly as much as you think in them and still wok properly. Notice how the demonstrator doesn't even put a whole onion, but only the outer layers of the onion, that's because it will jam up if you put much more in. So it's basically a waste of time for chopping. Good for making salsa though.

>> No.13294776

>>13294603
>turn the slab upside down
>voilà, clean as new

>> No.13294779

>>13294603
>45 minutes to get to cooking temperature
I can prepare a charcoal grill in less time than this.

>> No.13294780

>>13294776
But what about the third time?

>> No.13294783

>>13294776
What if you want to use it more than twice?
I suppose you could use the edges to cook sausages, so you can get 2 steak cooks and 4 sausage cooks out of it.

>> No.13294795

>>13294148
Couldn't everything that device does be done on your phone if you really wanted to?

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>>13294795
I need one of these.

>> No.13294798

>>13294795
can you shove a bottle of wine up the ass of your phone?

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>>13294768
>>13294760
Yep, totally normal masculine behavior to show deference, incompetence and shame in a single glazed-over look of sheer terror. Have fun prepping and cleaning up.

>> No.13294803

>>13294539
>>13294577

how do you even clean this?

it looks like a fleshlight but at least with good fleshlights you can pull out the silicone sleeve and wash it out

>> No.13294805

>>13294612
shitty greyish "crust"
shitty bullseye effect (only like 2 millimeters of the steak is actually medium rare, the rest is overcooked)
cooking on Himalayan salt block is likely the biggest cuisine meme ever, at least for steaks
literally zero pros and all cons

>> No.13294813

>>13294780
You have 4 more sides, they're just smaller

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>>13294813

>> No.13294820

>>13294617
Good ol' Vince.

>> No.13294821

>>13294631
only the slices in the central part and still with a bad bullseye effect
the first slice he cuts is fucking grey.

>> No.13294824
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this is a butter dispenser

designed in the usa

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>>13294824
And what has your country invented?

USA
USA
USA

>> No.13294828

>>13293561
if you use that on any of my pizza, I will beat you to an inch of your life

>> No.13294830

>>13293566
>porcoddio
4channel is a christian website

>> No.13294844

>>13294826
i'll lie in bed and just spray this in my mouth

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>>13294802
>now if you'll excuse me, I have soyposting that needs my attention

>> No.13295092

>>13294798
I can shove a bottle of wine up the ass of me.

>> No.13295098

>>13294178
Horrible you mean. Chintzy, tacky rubbish.

>> No.13295102

>>13294572
DO SWISS PEOPLE EVEN

>> No.13295133

>>13293566
>look at how edgy I am guys, I type in italian and bestemmio
sei imbarazzante, newfag

>> No.13295247

>>13295092
I have no doubt in your ability to cram glassware up your ass.
fucking faggot

>> No.13295451

>>13294539
This looks like some kind of Tenga masturbator

>> No.13295461

>>13294813
Genius.

>> No.13295492
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"hamburger chopper". Sounds silly but works really well when I make steak and cheeses, tacos etc.

>> No.13295498

>>13294525
This looks like a joke product from an SNL skit or something.

>> No.13295512

>>13294539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q73WBiHXQI

cleaning this crap looks more of a pain than simply boiling or frying some eggs

>> No.13295530

>>13294525
>when your smartphone memory gets full again with updates and you have to choose which retarded gimicky kitchen tool's apps you uninstall

>> No.13295551

>>13295133
Sorry mamma

>> No.13295580

>>13294525
I mean, I get why they are doing this. They are trying to make the future happen, today. This shit is gonna be like star trek in 20 years.

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>>13295492
Also, portable meat slicer is pretty nice.

>> No.13295623

>>13295604
Shop a loli in the middle

>> No.13295637
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for spatchcocking

>> No.13295812

>>13294539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydwaz2oPWY0

Required watching.

>> No.13295836

>>13294572
Use something like this to mince up chicken breasts and carrots for my spoiled ass dog. Surprisingly useful gadget.

>> No.13295860

>>13294830
>>13295133
>they don’t bestemmiate

>> No.13295868

>>13294213
pancakes?

>> No.13295878

>>13294213
At this point, why not automate the cutting as well.

>> No.13296317
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I like my veggie dicer thing

>> No.13296418

>>13295878
Yuropoos can't into money or intelligence

>> No.13296717

>>13294178
Glasses of color, bigot.

>> No.13296827

>>13294593
based wam poster

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>>13295812
that's the most insufferably awful Big Clive wanna be faggot I've ever watched. Fuck you for posting that faggot.

>> No.13296946

>>13294572
I got one of these for Christmas a couple of years ago that I used once when I was drunk because I thought it was funny to dice vegetables like I was starting a lawn mower, and then never again.

>> No.13296953

>>13296833
>commit suicide
>this colour pallet
Hmm...

>> No.13296965

>>13293561
Literally nigger technology.

>> No.13296974

>>13294148
Wine is not a verb.

>> No.13297064

>>13296965
C'mon bro you know niggers didn't invent scissors

>> No.13297139

>>13296974
Until I wine and dine you, drug you, fuck you in the ass, throw you on the street, shoot you in the face. Then all your family will wine at your funeral.

>> No.13297257

>>13294148
God I hate white people.

>> No.13297280

>>13294525
That was nice of them to invite their bull over for dinner.

>> No.13297296

>>13297064
That's racist also fuck you.

>> No.13297299

>>13296833

y...you too

>> No.13297371

>>13294539
Who flosses in the morning?

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>>13294824
>butter bad

>> No.13297397

>>13297394
Butter not good.

>> No.13297405

>>13297397
It's one of the most nutrient dense and healthiest foods around. It's harmless. I eat half a stick of butter for breakfast sometimes.

>> No.13297455

>>13297405
Nutrients? Not really. Energy dense yes. Unless you meant macronutrients, but then it's mostly saturated fat.
>I eat half a stick of butter for breakfast sometimes.
Oh it's a bait, my bad.

>> No.13297478

>>13294148
Eat the middle class.

>> No.13297770

>>13294603
for what purpose does it need to be so thicc?

>> No.13297776

>>13293561
Why are you serving pizza cutter cum???

>> No.13297787

>>13297770
Memes

>> No.13297789

>>13297296
I think you're on the wrong website.

>> No.13297794

>>13297770
Well you have to scrub off the entire surface after each use, so it wouldn't last long otherwise.

>> No.13297863

>>13297371
What other Fortnite dance do you do while taking a morning piss?

>> No.13297869

>>13294213
Is that cum?

>> No.13297874

>>13294525
Can I use pink salt in this thing?

>> No.13297877

>>13294826
is it true americans spray this into mouth before going on date?

>> No.13297881

>>13294561
>>13294553
>nigga

>> No.13297884

>>13295133
Get fucked on your own ass computer BITCH

>> No.13297926

>>13294796
WHY DO THEY MAKE THAT FACE

>> No.13297969

>>13297257
>Two blacks in the video

>> No.13298006

>>13294796
Extra SOY latte.

>> No.13298011

>>13297877
>>13297877
I spray some under my pits, and in the crotch region.

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>>13294826
>>13294824
FUCK YEAH!

>> No.13298039

>>13297926
low self-esteem

>> No.13298067

>>13297969
>implying I don't hate them too

>> No.13298162

>>13295637
this is the only tool in the thread worth getting

>> No.13298639
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All I need is my Blendtec Blender.

>> No.13298646

>>13294824
Looks useful

>> No.13298735

>>13298639
Is this from one of those adult swim shows or something?

>> No.13298737
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>>13298735
You have to be 18 years or older to post on 4chan.

>> No.13298744

>>13298039
projecting

>> No.13298911

>>13298737
Shut the fuck up faggot. I bet my blender is older than you.

>> No.13299154

>>13298737
>when you forget to crack open the coconut in your smoothie/shake

>> No.13299653

>>13295512
He probably doesn't clean it between uses

>> No.13299960

>>13294826
fuck why does everything have to be plastic bullshit

>> No.13299965

>>13294148
That cheese we tried that I liked, couldn't figure out what it was - it was swiss cheese!

>> No.13300002

>>13294539
>easy quick

>> No.13300032

>>13298067
go back little angry chinaman

>> No.13300035

>>13295623
Glad to know I wasn't the only one to notice.

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>>13295604
>>13295623

>> No.13300072

>>13297969
>implying it wasn't white people who put them in the video
Everything about this video is whats wrong with white people.

>> No.13300081

>>13294572
Had one of these things. Worked a grand total of 2 times before the pullstring broke.

>> No.13300169

>>13300061
Thank you!

>> No.13300220

>>13294572
have had one of these for yonks. Incredibly handy especially for my parents who would struggle to finely chop an onion.

>> No.13300227

>>13294769
made guac in these all the time. I bought one a long time ago and its not flimsy plastic from china. Super useful!

>> No.13300336

>>13300002
Damn, so close anon.

>> No.13301165

>>13294213
Fuck that looks good

>> No.13301198

>>13294603
I love how he cool dry place is a flat top grill which would have had those steaks done in minutes, while the soysaltslab is still heating up.

>> No.13301219

>>13297877
I spay some in my leaky asshole so it's a little more bearable when I go to the walmart.

>> No.13301226

>>13298735
this faggot doesn't know about blendtech blenders. kys

>> No.13301227

>>13294148
is this what drove patrick bateman to kill yuppies? is this the future he saw?

>> No.13301230

>>13294148
>ad longer than a minute
>still no idea what it actually does

>> No.13301247

>>13294539
shit this actually looks good

>> No.13301250

>>13298735
Search YouTube for "will it bland"

>> No.13301256

>>13294148
My mom is the type of person who buys useless gadgets off of QVC. The basement of her house is filled with shake weights, alexas, satellite radios, jucereros, etc. She's also a big wine fan. I expect to see this in the graveyard one day.

>> No.13301265

>>13301256
Not likely, the company that made it already went bankrupt.

>> No.13301295

>>13301265
Ahh damn, that's unfortunate. I was actually considering buying the damn thing for her.

>> No.13301315

>>13293561
>cum server

>> No.13301316

>>13297139
underrated

>> No.13301325

>Shit nobody should own
The thread. Only good thing was that scissors for cutting meat.

>> No.13301375

>>13297478
>t. bougie

>> No.13301393

>>13297874
for an additional monthly fee

>> No.13301399

>>13294803
just use a bottle brush on it, it's likely water tight

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>>13294603

>> No.13301431

>>13295492
what the fuck do you use it for when making steak?

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>>13293561
>OMG IS THAT A PIZZA CUTTER CUM SERVER!?!?!?!!!!?

>> No.13301467

What was that 'juicer' that was controlled via an app and just opened bags of juice. Cost hundreds

>> No.13301469

>>13300169
Wouldn't you have wanted her between the slicer and the pushing mechanism?

>> No.13301500

>>13301469
Beggars can't be choosers.

>> No.13301539

>>13293561
imagine tossing your pizza slicer and trying to fit this monstrosity in your kitchen drawer. Is innovation dead?

>> No.13301733

>>13294604
Imagine coming to a board for cooking and not knowing the difference between a food processor and a blender.

>> No.13301744

>>13301539
>>13301733
Imagine all the people living for today

>> No.13301787

>>13298737
Yeah but will it blend is hella reddit.

>> No.13301793

>>13299965
Huge fucking kek
Big ups anon

>> No.13301794

>>13294795
Easily. A QR code and an online database is all it would take.

>> No.13302184

>>13294148
>sorry honey, the guests will have to wait, i forgot to charge the wine bottle again

>> No.13302205
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>>13294575

>> No.13302238
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>>13301315
>>13297776
>>13294756

t. amerimutts who can't into english

>> No.13302249

>>13301256
ive heard shakeweights are actually tiring

>> No.13302260

>>13302205
Oh, no...

>> No.13302311
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>>13299965

>> No.13302352

>>13294148
This is such a stupid fucking idea holy shit.
You get these like bottle inserts containing wine, and the bottles you place into the smartphone-esque outer shell contain RFID chips or some shit that tell you the information about what wine you're drinking, and also, you can browse internet on your bottle of wine. What stupid shit

>> No.13302358

>>13294213
You've heard of Chef Mike, now get ready for Chef Rube Goldberg

>> No.13302360

>>13294525
so its a blue tooth speaker that you put salt in?

>> No.13302392

>>13293561
>unitasker

>> No.13302404

>>13301467
Juiceroo, if memory serves.

>> No.13302441

>>13302238
De Nile is more than just a state of mind or river in Egypt

>> No.13302446

>>13293561
>cum server

>> No.13302459

>>13294634
What fucking egg cooking method involves babysitting?

>> No.13302534

>>13300061
I hate this place

>> No.13302600

>>13302238
Amerimutt here. I honestly didn't know that

>> No.13302634

>>13294539
Why not set your electric kettle to 85 degrees, drop 2 eggs in a pouch in, and go floss then? same thing.

>> No.13302933

>>13296833
Comparing AvE (1m subs) to BigClive (560k subs)

Lmao get out of her you fucking dipshit. AvE makes the choochinest breakdowns ever.

>> No.13303183

>>13302238
>latin word

>> No.13303316

>>13294148
Idiocy

>> No.13303331

>>13294539
Idiocy

>> No.13303337

>>13294572
Its from 1990s

>> No.13303339

>>13294577
Dumb and gay

>> No.13303708

>>13294539
Don't try this it burns your dick off

>> No.13303722

>>13294572
looks like it would be good for making food for my parrot

>> No.13304366

>>13294525
is this what silicon valley does to people?

>> No.13304373

>>13294572
>a worse slapchop

>> No.13304378

>>13294826
>butter lovers

>> No.13304791

>>13294694
L-link?

>> No.13304887

>>13299960
you can't escape goyim

>> No.13304967

>>13294572
acoustic blender

>> No.13304976

>>13294572
I have one of these (well a similar model), it doesn't carry a lot, but its indeed quite useful in a pinch. Someimes I chop onions and garlic when I don't feel lile dicing it

>> No.13305162

>>13297789
lol ok newfag

>> No.13305167

>>13301787
imagine living your life constantly obsessing over things being "reddit"
thats probably the most reddit thing there is

>> No.13305170

>>13305167
ok reddit

>> No.13305255

>>13305167
Found the r*ddit*r

>> No.13305257

>>13305170
>>13305255
lmao like a clockwork

>> No.13305260

>>13305257
reddit as h*ck

>> No.13305352

>>13294148
You can tell this ad was specifically targeted at lonely women

>> No.13305370

>>13294624
I hope Beth knows she didnt look that great beforehand either.

>> No.13305646

>>13294826
Will this just spray butter on everything if you want to move it to a different shelf?

>> No.13305866

>>13302360
Uh no. It also has a little LED mood light.

>> No.13305887

>>13305646
it only sprays if it senses that you truly want butter

>> No.13305908

>>13305887
So you're saying it starts spraying nonstop whenever an american is in its general proximity.

>> No.13305921

>>13294525
id dab on this

>> No.13305935

>>13294572
doesnt jack have one of these?

>> No.13305959

>>13296833
Fuck you AvE is my uncle

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Gotta be one of these

>> No.13306112

>>13294539
what kind of animal would use this

>> No.13306115

>>13306062
>adventurous foodies will love it
this is pretty genius marketing as the only people dumb enough to refer to themselves as foodies are the only people susceptible to buying this

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Way more useful than the gay ass panini press I used to have.

>> No.13306190

>>13294603
finally a product that gets rid of that filthy disgusting crust on a steak

>> No.13306197

>>13306062
looks fucking sick dude!

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>>13306127
if you put the sandwich in without cutting it can you cut it by pressing it down hard in the machine?

>> No.13306260

>>13306236
Indeed. You can just break the sandwich in half after it's done toasting.

>> No.13306265

>>13306260
oh nice

>> No.13306364

im confused. it feels like we live in a black mirror episode

>> No.13306488

>>13297296
Stop being a nigger.

>> No.13306501

>>13297296
nigger

>> No.13306508

>>13306236
That's the porpose, the sandwich also get sealed.

>> No.13306513

>>13306508
seal my dick fag lol

>> No.13306575
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Does anyone have the webm of that shitty juicer with an app that just squeezed prejuiced bags?

>> No.13306594

>>13306575
Alright now I'm interested someone post it already

>> No.13306640

>>13306575
>>13306594
nvm found it with sound.
>>>/wsg/3176471

>> No.13306783

>>13306640
that is the second dumbest thing ive ever seen on this board

>> No.13306802

>>13306115
What's dumb about it?

>> No.13306827

>>13306640
It blows my mind they received over $100m in funding, but at least that shit got mercilessly mocked and shut down right quick. Fools and their money, I suppose.

>> No.13306831

>>13306513
High IQ post

>> No.13306845

>>13295530
>He doesn't have 256GB of storage
I'm sorry that you're poor

>> No.13306864

>>13293561

Immersion blenders are unironically the best nonessential kitchen gadget, especially if you get one that has multiple attachments, like a whisk.

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>>13306845
>his inferior technology is limited to a measly quarter terabyte

>> No.13306896

>>13306640
Why does a juicer need more security than my bank

>> No.13306921

>>13306896
Because wifi enabled devices with zero security is an easily exploited backdoor into your private network.

>> No.13306931

>>13306921
why does a juicer need wifi in the first place

>> No.13306942

>>13306931
Because people are retards and somehow think it's a selling point.

>> No.13306950

>>13306896
idk what you mean, it really simple. You just need to download the app find the wifi you want to use, type in the password for the wifi , wait for the app to sync with the server to download your qr code, open your juicer, place the qr code to the scanner on the juicer, wait for the cloud to light up, place your already juiced bag in the juicer, wait for the juicer to load, fill out the captcha to prove you're human, press the button, and you're ready to juice. Easy as 1 2 3.

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>>13306950
7/10 - I smirked.

>> No.13306995

>>13306062
i dunno, i might consider one if its around 50e, easy enough to clean and i can think of more uses than ensuring just the right amount of sauce can be supplied with something.
and thats assuming the thing can even handle anything beyond coloured and scented agar agar.
wouldnt surprise me at all if fats and acids fuck with the jelly coat and make it shit out simple droplets.

>> No.13307036

>>13296953
that'sthejoke.tiff

>> No.13307037

>>13306640
That fucking music dear lord lmao. Watching that made me want to die

>> No.13307082

>>13294577
All I see is shit being squeezed out of an anus. I don't think I could own this.

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>>13307082

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>>13293566
>>13295133
boopi di bapi!

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>>13306950
>Enjoy your juice!

>> No.13307299

>>13295133
ayyyy mamma mia

>> No.13307937

>>13306640
Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BB6wj6RyKo

>> No.13308268

>>13307937
I honestly thought it was just looping the video for a minute there

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fucking handiest thing to have in the kitchen

>> No.13308303

>>13307937
>>13308268
reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG8ZKwaC1jY

>> No.13308317

>>13308303
>Simply press NO times for zero
every time

>> No.13308982

>>13294577
That's not gay at all lol

>> No.13309006

>>13294148
Browsing bumble and tinder on your bottle of wine, nice, a wine-phone for wine aunts.

>> No.13309097

>>13305260
go back to 9gag

>> No.13309207

>>13306062
so why the fuck would you want to do this to your food in the first place? much less drop a hundred bucks on this and waste your time making these little "pearls"?

>> No.13309245

>>13301315
>>13297776
>>13294756
Have none of you ever wondered what "magna/summa cum laude" means?

>> No.13309352

>>13308283
>harmless
you can put an eye out with those things

>> No.13309413

95% of this shit is just cheap plastic bullshit or technology for the sake of it. Literally milking Murgan wagecucks of every last shekel they can. Stop falling for this capitalist bullshit.

>> No.13309423

>>13309413
pretty sure this thread is to mock such things..........

>> No.13309432

>>13309245
>"Deez bitchez summa cum laude."

>> No.13309651

>>13295098
>Chintzy
How many dudes you blow to learn that word?

>> No.13309812

>>13298911
Nigga I have a blender that's older then your parents. Go back to your cuck subreddit if you're going to be a bitch.

>> No.13309864

>>13306513
>seal my dick fag lol
Just stretch your foreskin and close it on top

>> No.13309886

>>13294572
I have one of these, pretty useful actually when I feel too lazy to chop onion

>> No.13310090

>>13309812
Knowing what that thing is, or even being aware of it is reddit as fuck. I am now more reddit than I was before just by watching that webm. I thought it was a skit from one of those tim and eric shows or something. You, on the other hand, think I should have already been aware of it. You probably get push notifications on your phone whenever someone there makes a new post so you can stay up to date on the new trending shitposts. At this very moment you are probably refreshing a page to see how many upvotes you got.

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>>13310090
kindly fuck off.

>> No.13310141

>>13310124
I was hoping you would first. Your entire argument is just name dropping reddit like it is supposed to mean something. Put me in the screencap bro!!!!

>> No.13310155

>>13310141
im not the one you initially replied to tho.
you fucktarded abomination of a newfag are either to retarded for 4chin or got terminal reddit. either way get the fuck outta here and lurk moar or ideally never come back.

>> No.13310164

>>13310155
If you took your own advice you wouldn't be replying to me.
>you fucktarded abomination of a newfag are either to retarded for 4chin or got terminal reddit
Wow that was a good insult. Real cream of the crop you are. What an epic post.

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>> No.13310177

>>13309651
None, it's a term dating back to the 19th century in its negative form, with chintz being a florid, bright pattern of printing dating back to the 16th century.

They look shit regardless.

>> No.13310210

>>13301733
Imagine not knowing that a food processor is just a blender with different blades

>> No.13310212

>>13294148
Watching this made me had my period and I'm a guy. Holy shit, this is so for women it hurts.

>> No.13310214

>>13301733
Imagine not knowing knife skills good enough to make a food processor laughable and retarded.

>> No.13310233

>>13306127
i would rather have a panini press so i could make more that just toast
also panini press seem easier to clean

>> No.13310631

>>13301466
lmao

>> No.13310679

>>13295512
Comes out of my ass looking the same

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