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13337684 No.13337684 [Reply] [Original]

do you do all the cooking for your family over the holidays?
i can't trust my brothers to cook toast let alone christmas dinner

>> No.13339376

just get drunk eat their bad cooking and shut the fuck up. if you're doing it right, you all should be fucking wasted before 10am, and whatever slop they serve will seem delicious

>> No.13339384

Frogposting should be a bananable offence.

>> No.13339388

>>13339376
why would i not get drunk and cook everything? drunk and cooking is the best if you know what you are doing to a degree


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>i get drunk and cook for my family holiday meal every year

>> No.13339394

>>13339384
bump all frogthreads. save all frogthreads from page 10 =D

>> No.13339404

>>13339388
same here op, but sometimes they insist on cooking, andnthe only way I can handle this to get flying drunk by 10am. Last year my aunty served cold avocado soup as an entree. It was an outrage

>> No.13339416

>>13339404
How the hell do you make soup out of avocados? Do I even want to know?

>> No.13339419

>>13339404
based are you an orphan too?

>> No.13339435

>>13337684
they sure is lucky to have a little sister like you

>> No.13339442

>>13339416
It was like guacamole with water added and blended. She's known for her shit cooking but this was too far. The year before, she made a broccoli salad with raw broccoli in it. My mum was pretending she liked it through crunchy mouthfuls of raw broccoli. Thankfully my aunty and uncle moved to a different town so Christmas lunch will be good this year

>> No.13339450

>>13339435
im the middle brother

>> No.13339456

>>13337684
So the spongebob frog is taking the noose off the stoned frog or what’s going on here? Plz no ironic replies

>> No.13339461

>>13339442
Christmas lunch menu:
Curry puffs
Roast ham
Roast beef
Roast potato, veg, home made gravy
Tomato and shallot salad
Garden salad
Pavlova
Cherry streudel

Beer
Punch

>> No.13339484

>>13339456
looks like spongebob frog is putting the noose on the stoned frog. stoned frog looks upset but accepting of his fate

>> No.13339485

>>13339456
It's a metaphor for people who spend their lives getting stoned and watching cartoons and killing themselves with a lifelong childhood.

>> No.13339517

What family

>> No.13339530

>>13339485
Thanks, I’m getting rusty in my old age

>> No.13339542

>>13337684
I don't know how to cook.

>> No.13339543

>>13339456
>>13339484
>>13339485
>>13339530
spong is strangling apu frog
i assume OP meant that spong is him and apu is his bros

>> No.13339610

They won't fucking let me even though all their shit tastes gross and I end up heating up a frozen dinner for myself afterwards. My family thinks homemade is pop open a box, mix, and cook. They complain about things that don't taste like processed salty shit. Makes me so mad.

>> No.13339861

>>13339610
grow a pair of balls and start teabagging

>> No.13341255

>>13337684
fuck no, that's a woman's job