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13338087 No.13338087[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Do other countries have cookouts/barbeques or is it just America?

>> No.13338090

>>13338087
BRAAAAPPPPPP

>> No.13338092

Yes. We just don't shit on about it.

>> No.13338094

>>13338087
This is a phenomenally shitty thread even by /ck/‘s retarded standards.

>> No.13338095

>>13338087
Yes but only in winters.

>> No.13338098
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>>13338087
Do people really find this attractive? I think butts remind me of poop so it's a total turnoff. I only get turned on by boobies or vaginas.

>> No.13338105

>>13338087
Yeah, but it's a man's responsibility. Thots don't do it.

>> No.13338106

>>13338098
The bum, yes.
The huge horse legs, no.

>> No.13338107

>>13338098
Yeah.

>> No.13338110

>>13338087
Imagine the smell

>> No.13338114

>>13338110
Butt n burger, mmmm.

>> No.13338116

God amerifats always look so fucking dumb, I can smell them from miles away. if one gave me shit I'd have no issue popping them right in the fucking gob

>> No.13338118

>>13338106
This faggot doesn't want her to wrap those legs around his skull and force him to eat her brapbox

>> No.13338143

>>13338118
Hnnnnngggg!

>> No.13338157

are you asking if anyone other than americans have ever put meat over something hot?

yes op, yes they have.

>> No.13338180

I don't give two fucks what other countries do desu

>> No.13338184

have other countries invented a BBQ sauce that isn't mostly corn syrup?

I bet it would taste so good!

>> No.13338217
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>>13338143
>>13338118
>God I wish that were me

>> No.13338227

>>13338087
Built for black cock

>> No.13338231

>>13338180
I'm glad you informed me of your wilful ignorance. It is very interesting to hear about.

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>>13338087
So you think Australians do this for a laugh?

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>>13338087
So you think Australians do this for a laugh?

>> No.13338448

>>13338087
I have never heard someone who isn't black use the term "cookout." Wh*toiDs normally just say barbecue, all their best food is just a copy of our food anyway, like music and fashion.

Also this
>>13338227

>> No.13338488

>>13338087
Oh say can you see

>> No.13338493

>>13338098
She has nice ass. KYS

>> No.13338497

>>13338448
I instinctively scrunched my nose up when I read the word cookout because of its frequency of use among the groids.

>> No.13338498

you are now manually imagining the smell

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>>13338087

>> No.13338518

>>13338184
Yeah bro. Coke mixed with ketchup. Our coke is made with sugar.

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>>13338087

>> No.13338529

>>13338098
The growing obsession with ass can be attributed to the growing population and cultural takeover of brown people

>> No.13338540

>>13338106
i like thick muscular legs, but mostly because i'm a manlet with huge disproportionate legs. If i was a lanklet i probably wouldnt like big legs on women

>> No.13338546

>>13338106
very homo of you

>> No.13338566

GOD DAMN IM SO LONELY AND HORNY I JUST WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.13338580

>>13338106
low test

>> No.13338614

>>13338116
Lmfao ok

>> No.13338627

>>13338529

I m white af and obsessed with huge asses and horse legs. your data on cultural body preferences is 50% more difficult to analyse since my post.

>> No.13338638

>>13338087
Not to the same extent as you, but we do burn a couple of animals in good company during the summers in Norway too.
It probably involves a lot more alcohol than yours to mellow us up though.

>> No.13338646

>>13338638
sounds familiar. I'm from belgium and we drink shittons when we do this kind of events. Only difference is that it costs us one fourth of what you norwegians pay

>> No.13338653

>>13338646
We may be the coldest appearing cunts in the world, until you get us drunk. Then we're pretty nice people who can even tolerate our neighbors.

>> No.13338659

>>13338653
i havent met many norwegians, but i've had icelandic visitors here, and they were all top blokes when they had some good old strong beer in them. smaller villages and cities kinda make you guys a bit less approachable, but i like that, you guys dont come across as pussies

>> No.13338660

>>13338087
total butterface from the looks of it but god DAMN that ass. Tits are nice as well.

>> No.13338665

>>13338659
Iceland is populated by people who moved from western Norway. We're the same shit only they kept the language better.

>> No.13338676

>>13338665
aye, that's why i made that reference. ya'll nordic people are alright

>> No.13339070

>>13338660
Lol what? She looks like she has a beautiful, pretty face. Cute smile and lovely smile.

God, I am so lonely.

>> No.13339089

>>13339070
Because you are too caught up in physical appearance you don't know how to make an emotional connection.

>> No.13339097

>>13338106
you sound like a gay

>> No.13339098

>>13338098
Bitch lasagna

>> No.13339130

>>13339089
>you don't know how to make an emotional connection
I always thought femanons posting here was just a meme, but you really must be one. In which case, you know the drill.

>> No.13339134 [DELETED] 

>>13338660
black

>> No.13339146

>>13339089
That’s fucking retarded you sound like a silver spoon lefty

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>>13338087
she has a big butt

>> No.13339343

>>13338087
this is like the perfect girl: hot but not too hot. looks like she likes to have fun. God Bless America.

>> No.13339538

>>13338529
I'm as white as it gets and I like large asses, wide hips, small waists, and thick (muscular) thighs. Stay mad though.

Also, the above coupled with small breasts gets me as hard as diamonds.

>> No.13339580 [DELETED] 

>>13338529
Brown person here. I like small asses and flat chests. Perhaps you mean to say "black people"

>> No.13339581

>>13338627
Fuck off mutt

>> No.13339587
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13339587

>>13338529
hmmm

>> No.13339619

>>13338110
I'm trying

>> No.13339963

>>13338098
Yeah brother, she's hot.

>> No.13340064

>>13338646
>>13338638
pretty much the same in finland too.

>> No.13340092

>>13338090
I kekked

>> No.13340319

>>13338098
I used to think like you, but then I had sex.

>> No.13340324

>>13339587
Those fashions accentuate the waist and hips. Notice that the shape of the buttocks themselves disappear as though they don't even exist.

>> No.13340376

>>13339538
This is absolutely patrician taste. I love my women bottom heavy

>> No.13340384

>>13340376
Ah, a fellow devotee of Weeble pornography. Very nice.

>> No.13340648

>>13340324
>shape of the buttocks disappear
it's literally so big you can see the ass from the front

>> No.13340669

>>13338098
I've never really cared for them too much, it's ok because everyone has their own preferences.

Essentially shoving the flag up your butt as an act of patriotism is kind of weird though.

>> No.13340690

>>13338087
Gross.

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>>13338448
>Wh*toiDs normally just say barbecue

Bullshit. They say "barbecue" to mean low-and-slow with moisture and smoke.

The only people who say "barbecue" when they mean "grilling meat in the back yard" are fags, media types, and progressive yankees.

Also, look up "bbq competition winners" and see what color their skins are. Yes, of course black folks win. White folks do, too. More. Probably because there's more of them.

The point is, race ain't got nothing to do with it, asswipe.

>> No.13340706

>>13338087
It's mostly just America that does cookouts.

>> No.13340791

>>13338087
it's probably bigger in south africa than it is in america

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>>13339538
>>13340376
The tattoo makes it /ck/ related

>> No.13340839

>>13338098
I have loved asses since I first felt sexually attracted to a girl, so your feelings are completely alien to me.
Regarding poop, if you're in love with the girl, her bodily secretions are something that disgusts you (unless you're a soi faggot). I'm bot saying you should be attracted to it, but if you put your dingdong in her butt and by accident a bit comes in your tip, you just clean it, it's not like it's the end of the world.

>> No.13340849

>>13338087
God bless those fat tits
God bless those jiggly ass cheeks
God bless America

>> No.13341167

>>13339538
most based of taste

>> No.13341182

>burgerclaps are so obsessed with food that they gather in groups to eat it
No wonder yall so fat lmao. Disgusting.

>> No.13341198

>>13339070
Cute smile AND lovely smile DOUBLE UP
>>13339538
It's been agreed upon since time immemorial that men of genuine caliber and distinction enjoy the proportions this fine anon describes, true chads of all climes prefer a perky round buttock shelf, a wasp like waist, handfuls of soft breasts, A cup can even be fine, What don't you want to climb mountains with your spouse and not have her huge tits hurt her back? Huge tits are momentarily enjoyable but a lifelong burden for the woman. Also one reason I subtly prefer a medium but exquisitely shaped derrière as opposed to a gargantuan BADONK that attracts uncouth attention but, I'll settle for even such vulgarities

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>>13338087
WHO IS THIS? I reversed search and found fuck all. I NEED THE SAUCE BROS!

>> No.13341277

>>13338116
I have started to realize that most of the "foreigners" here on ck are just Americans pretending to be foreign. Most foreigners lack access to electricity, much less internet, and they simply cannot be this dumb.

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I was invited to a family barbecue in Japan. It was delicious. Barbecuing is very popular there.

>> No.13341337

>>13338098
Her entire lower half makes me want to inseminate her.

>> No.13341340

>>13338098
Depends on wether or not you classify niggers as people. Normal people doesn't find baboon butts attractive, that's why they don't get baboon butt implants.

>> No.13341381

>>13338106
with posters like this no wonder every other boards thinks our board is gay

>> No.13341389

>>13338087
"Yeah I'll have the pork butt"

>> No.13341396
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>>13338106
huge legs are a turn on for me

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>>13341389

I'd like to pork her butt ifyaknowwhatimean

>> No.13341402

I went to a fantastic "BBQ" in Marsa Matruh, Egypt. It was mostly vegetarian, but there was some chicken and lamb. The hosts and most of the guests were Copts, but there were Muslims, Jews, Hindus, whatever. The thing started around 1400 and went on well after midnight. Everyone singing, dancing, eating, telling old folk tales, swimming in the Med, swimming in the pool, having a shisha, and just having a great time. That was the Egypt I knew and loved.

And then 2003 happened, and it all went to shit.

>> No.13341404

>>13338098
I’m kind of in your shoes here too. If the cloth of the swimsuit stretched across the buttcheeks, avoiding the thong asshole contact/rub and kind of smushing the ass while framing the whole ham nicely, it’s a bit different. Tis is a bit too “butt” for me, which would probably explain why I’m married to a woman with no ass hardly at all.

>> No.13341422 [DELETED] 

>>13341396
Looks like a man with a wig and a lot of makeup. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>> No.13341550 [DELETED] 

>>13341396
For me it's all about the roast beef curtains.

>> No.13341553

>>13341550
>>>/sp/

>> No.13341563
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>> No.13341632

>>13341563
Nice.

>> No.13341640

>>13338098
You are a homosexual deep in denial, trying to force yourself to like only the most stereotypically feminine parts. But guess what, bucko? Men have tits too and the clitoris is a mini penis.

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>>13341563
Wow dude, we're here to talk about food if your can get your mind out of the gutter for 10 seconds..

>> No.13341652

>>13338087
just imagine the turds she could squeeze out with these buns.

>> No.13341656

>>13341640
If the clitoris is a mini penis, does that mean im gay?

>> No.13341665
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>>13338566
Are... are you okay anon?

>> No.13341667

>>13341665
no, why would you ask if he's ok? he just said he's lonely you dense fuck.

>> No.13341672
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13341672

They're called cookouts in the South US, mostly involves inviting senpai/frens to your backyard and throwing some good meat on a grill. Vegans usually don't show up

>> No.13341693

>>13341672
Based brit girl waiting for my med cock.

>> No.13341758
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>>13338098
Yeah. Her face is a little rough, but she's still very nice and prime breeding material.

>> No.13341763

>>13341693
>girl

>> No.13341769

>>13341693
Keep dreaming, shitskin.

>> No.13342658

>>13338098

its more that fact she dresses like a whore in public hat turns me off. that and the poorly maintained hair and oversized boobs

>> No.13342671

whats that smell like?

>> No.13342676
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>>13342658
and not to mention, pointy elbows

>> No.13342700

>>13342676
gross

>> No.13342777

>see cute girl at party
>we hit it off talking about cartoons from the 00's
>notice her bobs are larger than I initially though
>start taking about invader zim
>her bobs are now pummeling my eyeballs
>I have to go

She could have been my wife but wearing a padded push up bra when you are already a C is just asking to be ghosted

>> No.13343250

>>13342676
Man it's been ages since I've seen this chick. Surprised she still looks good.

>> No.13343444

>>13338090
girl-braps are not what 4ch hypes it up to be
my asian wife farts a lot because she's a bitch
it smells terrible and pisses me off because they're always silent. i never hear them, i get no warnings, no prep-time. not erotic at all.

I think i would change my mind if she sat on my face and farted directly into my nostrils

>> No.13343578

>>13340324
hardest cope known to man
just admit that every race likes a nice ass you utter faggot

>> No.13343593

>>13343250

she is a lesbian but was inseminated 3 times once with twins and now is like a 400lbs jabba da hutt

>> No.13343815
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>>13338087

>> No.13343945

>>13343444
>Asian wife

>> No.13343973

>>13338090
>*pppfffffttttsssssss*
>Hehe, burgers and dogs are ready, anon!

>> No.13343975

>>13343593
I know for a fact she's not, mate

>> No.13343996

>>13338087
sauce pls

>> No.13344000

>>13338227
Hows it going John?

>> No.13344022

>>13338448
That's not the case, mate. You don't see anyone eating mud cakes at "cookouts"

>> No.13344235

>>13338098
She's sexy as fuck

>> No.13344303

>>13344235
She's pretty average looking. You can't even see her face properly. Main redeeming feature is her arse to hip ration is alright

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>>13343444
>Asian wife

>> No.13344400

>>13343945
Can confirm. I have an Asian wife and she has nasty farts and they're always silent. the pussy is good , though

>> No.13344416

>>13343444
>>13344400
Kimchi braps?

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>>13343444

>He fell for the gook wife meme

>> No.13344522

>>13338087
That's the kind of girl that you bang at your buddy's BBQ when you're in your 20s but you know that chick is gonna get fat by 35

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>>13344522

>fat by 35

I wonder how...

>> No.13344760

>>13338087
I want to lick her hips and ass cheeks

>> No.13345118

>>13341396
>straightened hair
0/10, would not cum in

>> No.13345187

>>13338098
are you gay?

>> No.13345219

>>13340704

Only Americunts call smoking meat "barbeque".

Cooking in the open air using a naked flame for heat is barbeque for the rest of the world.

>> No.13345223

>>13338098

I've been turned on by female butts for decades.

It's only this recent stupid trend of "bigger is always better" that makes it all seem retarded.

>> No.13345257

>>13341272
THIS PLEASE
MY DICK IS ACHING FOR THE SOURCE

>> No.13345438

>>13341396
my god I would let her break me

>> No.13345827

>>13338087
I only eat ass

>> No.13346030

>>13341340
Your head must be section 8 housing cause black people are living in it rent free

>> No.13346070

>>13341396
Imagine those cheeks of black steel squeezing my tiny white penis into a hard diamond which I will put on a ring for her

>> No.13347009

>>13346070
gay

>> No.13348413

only americans have discovered cooking outside

>> No.13348429

>>13338087
amerimutt ladies scary

>> No.13348478

>>13348413
hard to cook outside when you live in a 400sq ft flat with no yard m8

>> No.13348480

>>13338098
I'm exclusively into butthole. You could cast a magic spell that removed all vaginas from the world, and my sexuality would be 95% intact. That said her face looks like a guy I used to know, and her hair looks like a monkeys so I would have to be very turned on before I shoved my tongue up her ass.

>> No.13348484

>>13348480
t. virgin

>> No.13348487
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For me, I just like a lot of jiggle whether that be thighs, breasts, ass. Firm enough that it isn't just droopy fat, but thick enough to ripple waves of flesh. It's what I like to call the fuckmeat package.

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>>13338098
nice try but you forgot one thing anon it's that fuckin urine pee pee piss comes out of vaginas so you're either a gay in denial, baiting, or have a tinkle fetish which is just as bad as having a scat fetish you freak I bet pic related turns you on you sicko

>> No.13348493

>>13348429
They'll burn you down, in more ways than one, that's for sure.

>> No.13348509

>>13338098
I've literally always only been the same. Not an ass guy at all. 90% of what turns me on is tits and vagina, the other 10% is legs and eyes.

>> No.13348530

>>13338087
The weather is so shite in the UK. it is a small cause of celebration and a party if it is ever good enough to have a BBQ in the summer. Australia is famous for barbies.

>>13338098
There is this obsession with asses, and most of them posted are just too big and off-putting, probably got something to do with those celebrities, Kardasians or whatever. But OP's ass is nice, it looks healthy and meaty but not fat. It is natural to be attracted to a healthy ass, child-bearing hips and a healthy ass are indicators of a potential mate ready for breeding.

>> No.13348599

>>13338098
based homosexual psyop poster

>> No.13348639

>>13338098
why is this post stickied?

>> No.13348667

>>13338087
butterface

>> No.13348701

>>13338087
I look at that hideous face and think "what a fucking ugly mutt".

Then I look at the body: looks slightly deformed even though the buttcheeks mean business.

Then I look at the body, AGAIN. I start to actually envision squeezing the small layer of fat around her torso while my penis is deep inside her ass and my pubis is being caressed by those big cheeks. I can imagine her buff body contorting inside and crushing suffocating my big penis while she screams in bloody agony like the piglet she is. Good, now she looks hot as fuck.

>> No.13348720

>>13348701
anon she's not buff she thicc

>> No.13348743

>>13348720
Look at her arms, legs, torso, traps, etc. She is one of those buff girls but she also has some far covering it up. One of those girls that makes me want to dominate her like an animal that needs to be forcefully tamed, I bet I can be really fucking rough without breaking her.

The problem with these girls is that I can never feel the need to be nice and friendly with them, I only want to compete and subdue them. Not like fragile looking girls, which I want to embrace and protect.

>> No.13348750

allah will punish her for her indecency.

>> No.13348771

>>13348743
anon if she sat down she'd have body rolls you fuckin goober

>> No.13348818

>>13348480
>You could cast a magic spell that removed all vaginas from the world, and my sexuality would be 95% intact.
This is the kind of Shakespearian poetry that makes it hard to quit this place

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>>13338087

>> No.13349578

>>13338217
that's what my dick's about to do in about 2.5 seconds

>> No.13349903

>>13343444
burntrips

>> No.13349914

>>13338627
That is only because you're an impressionable subhuman though. You can be technically white for a little longer though.

>> No.13350194

Die for Israel goyim

>> No.13351353

>>13338098
that argument from prison school

>> No.13351504

>>13338087
haha what if she farts on the grill and starts a fire?

>> No.13351510

>>13351504
Based.

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Would you ask her to dance?

>> No.13351550

>>13351520
Id ask her to sit on my face desu.

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>> No.13351569

>>13351520
Id ask her to shit on my face

>> No.13351573

>>13351560
Put me in the epic reddit screencap.

>> No.13351577

>>13351520
I would ask her to fart on my face