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13338309 No.13338309 [Reply] [Original]

This triggers the burger

>> No.13338315

>>13338309
Not really. It's some weird wording in an import law the restricts them for sale here. Unfortunate, but there are other ways to get them if you so desire.

>> No.13338318

>>13338309
Imagine the smell of your vinegary shits after eating this

>> No.13338338

>>13338315
Seethe.

>> No.13338350

>>13338315
it's not weird wording, we just don't like inedible shit contained within our food, especially stuff aimed at children

>> No.13338351

I dont get this meme. I'm a burger and see these at Wal Mart all the time.

>> No.13338391

>>13338350
Yeah but you yourself kinda worded that weirdly too

>> No.13338397

>>13338309
no one

LITERALLY NO ONE

not a SINGLE soul

OP: ThIs TriGgErS tHe BuRgEr

>> No.13338411

>>13338391
>don't put inedible shit in food

>> No.13338420

>>13338315
They sell them here. They don't taste good, but the toys have a huge lgbt following.

>> No.13338423

>>13338397
Nice Reddit meme

>> No.13338506

>>13338423
nIcE rEdDiT mEmE

>> No.13338522

>>13338309
How so? They're widely available in stores, and I've never seen anybody get triggered.

>> No.13338532

>>13338506
seething

>> No.13338536

>>13338338
Seethe yourself, fag.

>> No.13338547

>>13338532
SeEtHiNg

>> No.13338554

>>13338338
Cringe! Yikes! Dilate. Fuck you. Kiss my ass.

>> No.13338598

>>13338350
Only Americans are dumb and fat enough to choke on the toys inside kinder eggs

>> No.13338602
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13338602

>>13338309
Oooh why you ..... OOOOH! I am so triggered!

>> No.13338606

>>13338554
have sex

>> No.13338609

Uhh we have these in burgerland

>> No.13338610

Nah. they sell them near the cash register at Qwik SHop. They are fine now with little throat sized plastic pieces hidden inside them.

>> No.13338651
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13338651

>>13338350
You guys don't have Epiphany galettes? How sad

>> No.13338682
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13338682

Who cares? The toys have been garbage for over two decades. I expect them to become even shittier in just a few years, like a shitty piece of paper with a webAR URL.

>> No.13338690

I want to eat the toy

>> No.13338746

>>13338598
Europeans are the only retards who have ever died from eating a kinder egg.

>> No.13338776

>>13338610
Nah. It's still illegal to put the toy inside the edible egg.

>> No.13338875
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13338875

>designed to slip down a babies throat with 0 resistance

>> No.13338891

i’m glad these are banned in america
could you imagine the dirt and fecal matter on the pakis that construct this shit

>> No.13340250

>>13338351
No you see Kinder Joy, Kinder surprise is different

>> No.13340464

>>13338309
What's a kidney surprise?