>Welcome to Starbucks! What can I get for ya today?

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Anonymous Mon Dec 9 16:52:15 2019 No.13343266 [Reply] [Original]

>Welcome to Starbucks! What can I get for ya today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 16:53:48 2019 No.13343273 >>13343266 Femanon here, tall peppermint mocha frappe with a shot of espresso. And yesss I want the whipped cream!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 16:55:49 2019 No.13343285 >>13343266 Small caramel macchiato. Could I get your number as well?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 16:58:11 2019 No.13343293 File: 80 KB, 737x678, 47e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13343266 'iya luv, all av a bacon butty, a tea wiv milk an twoo sugers an, one secon- >WHAT YOU 'AVIN DAMO >ERM, ILL AVE A TEA m8 Yer an wun tee luv

Anonymous Mon Dec 9 16:58:27 2019 No.13343295

>>13343266
A large coffee. Yes, a LARGE. I’m not going to speak Mexican just to order a doggone coffee. Light, medium or dark roast? I want REGULAR. I want a LARGE, REGULAR coffee. No, I don’t want room for cream. Fill it to the top and I’ll dump the excess straight into the trash can. I hope you have fresh rags on standby, because I’m going to absolutely destroy the sugar cart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 16:58:29 2019 No.13343296 Cortado to go please. Actually nevermind can I get the iced coffee? No, not the ice coffee, you fucking bitch, the vanilla latte iced coffee.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 16:59:29 2019 No.13343301 >>13343266 Large COFFEE - BLACK. Don't give me one of your macchiachino bullshits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 16:59:47 2019 No.13343303 File: 38 KB, 381x371, 1552488166446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13343266 A Puppuccino and directions to the nearest Taco Bell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:00:54 2019 No.13343306 I've never had coffee. What's a good first thing to order from Starbucks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:01:34 2019 No.13343308 File: 69 KB, 700x787, aoK3kRXY_700w_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13343266 big black coffee, leave lots of room for cream

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:01:41 2019 No.13343309 File: 38 KB, 500x500, 1522721345947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13343266 Your phone number

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:01:52 2019 No.13343311 >>13343266 Hello lovely lady, I'll have one of them frappadodjos and a fresh stool sample of yours, s'il vous plait.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:01:53 2019 No.13343312 >>13343306 Read the thread and take your pick, dipshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:03:41 2019 No.13343315 >>13343309 5053312196

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:03:49 2019 No.13343316 >>13343266 Water

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:04:13 2019 No.13343318 How can I tell the barista wants to give me a blowy and isn’t just being nice for tips?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:05:15 2019 No.13343322 File: 341 KB, 666x657, 32.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeah, can I get one of those mockydojos with some creamer? Thanks, where's the bathroom in here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:05:18 2019 No.13343323 >>13343266 Ah yes my good lady, may I purchase one of your fine venti hot chocolates and if it isn't too much could you give me some of that toffee syrup por favor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:06:17 2019 No.13343328 >>13343318 If she tosses her hair and licks her lips she probably isn’t into you

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:06:55 2019 No.13343329 >>13343306 Nothing, it’s bad coffee for consoomers

Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:10:42 2019 No.13343344
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>slight smile, look at her forehead
>"hey, can i get uh..."
>shit i suck at pronouncing this
>hurry up there are people behind you
>"can i get an iced toffee?"
>why is she giggling at me
>look down at the floor
>look back up
>"OH MY BAD hahaHEHah i meant iced coffee"
>she asked me what size
>"SMALL Please"
>i feel like im talking really loud
>shuffle feet a little bit, throw hands in pockets, take them back out
>"ill pay with my card"
>swipe
>swipe
>swipe
>card denied
>"g-guess ill pay with cash haha"
>i think im sweating again
>start turning really red
>fuck fuck fuck
>"THANKs have a good one:)"
>walk out and wipe the sweat off my brow
>look at the floor

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:11:09 2019 No.13343347 >>13343266 A REGULAR COFFEE. REGULAR size and REGULAR roast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:11:30 2019 No.13343350 >>13343301 You mean a grande tough guy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:11:52 2019 No.13343354 >>13343266 fuck off whorehuman

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:11:54 2019 No.13343355 >>13343344 Are you meant to be too high in this scenario? That's how I feel when I've smoked a joint and I'm trying to act normal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:13:44 2019 No.13343361 >>13343344 How do people like you exist? It's not hard to talk

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:15:18 2019 No.13343372 >>13343266 I'll have a cappuccino, also are you related to Representative Ocasio-Cortez?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:16:37 2019 No.13343380 >>13343361 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speech_disorder

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:17:13 2019 No.13343381 Ola Conchita, may I see your licence and your staying permit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:17:56 2019 No.13343384 >>13343266 >give the name TRUMP2020 >they never say it when my order is ready Can I get them fired for that?

Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:18:10 2019 No.13343386

>>13343318
I'm not smooth by any measure but heres how the closes encounter i ever had with a barista went.

>hi welcom to peets how can i help you
>oh fuck im so sorry i had pleunty of time to decide and i still cant figure it out
>take your time
>nobody was behind me, i checked
>well ill just get 'this'
>okay great your total comes to XX
>hey im really sorry if you werent so attractive i would have been able to decide faster
this was my real line i remember and cheesy as fuck
>some more lines i dont remember what they actually were but it went back and forth for at least 2 minutes but felt like alot longer
>i remember saying well the i heard a guy in front of me say there was no toilet paper in the bathroom
it was suppose to be a sign for her to got to the bathroom but i instantly felt bad because i basically called her a janitor
>she met me in there
>proceeded to get the worst blowjob of my life
>took down the number
>called her back

>no response after 3 messages

thanks "ashley" it was embarrassing for me trynna not be on it but i got alot of XP gains

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:18:55 2019 No.13343391 >>13343266 >when the qt barista asks what you have planned for the day but then you realize it's just corporate mandated small talk

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:20:23 2019 No.13343401 >>13343386 There's a 1.3% chance that you're telling the truth

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:21:37 2019 No.13343405 >>13343401 I think that's being generous

Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:28:38 2019 No.13343437

>>13343401
probably a little close to lying because i don't remember my lines at all because i was high on coke and i basically am all the time now but it was the Peets in Santa Clara i actually don't wanna put anybody on blast it doesn't matter i wouldn't like about a random hookup that's embarrassing.

also fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:35:02 2019 No.13343461 >>13343266 HI I WANNA CUM

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:37:40 2019 No.13343474 >>13343386 I appreciate the effort here but nah didn’t happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:38:29 2019 No.13343476 File: 40 KB, 222x336, 222px-Beavis_BeavisandButtHead.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FART IN A CUP

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:38:57 2019 No.13343477 The two times I've been inside a starbucks I just told my date to get me the same thing as them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:39:13 2019 No.13343480 >>13343266 Med girls are top tier, just like Med Bvlls.

Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:39:57 2019 No.13343485

>>13343437
I'd also like to say that many things i feel i can talk about freely are beyond the comprehension of regular people. I've witnessed shit that belongs in cheesy drug lord movies. id tell but im not trying to get laughed at, besides this was a while ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:44:54 2019 No.13343514 >>13343344 Haha ur card gets declined you negro?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:45:55 2019 No.13343517 Tall or Grande Peppermint Mocha, and a Grande Nitro with Sweet Cream for my lady friend

Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:52:28 2019 No.13343560

>>13343474
I hope you are under 20 years old, for your sake.

this is why. i'm gonna try to make this as short as possible.

i started working at a bar when i was 18.
i lost my virginity at 19.
i was doing coke regularly at 19.5
I'm 6'2" good face and skinny
I started propositioning women randomly and im not sure if it was just me or if it was the confidence, but i do know that i fundamentally lost my confidence in women as a judge of character. I never felt the incel rage of hating women until i felt like it was an ez game i had always over though.

I've actually battled with it a little myself because how hard would it be for an attractive women to actively try to fuck me. Not that hard desu. Why should it be any different for them? Then i came to my ultimate realization. Dont believe what i have taken time out of my day to write, believe what you are bound to believe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:02:09 2019 No.13343627 >>13343477 What did he get you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:02:56 2019 No.13343636 Just regular coffee, I’ll add my own cream

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:03:29 2019 No.13343640 >>13343295 sounds more like Italian than Mexican to me but ok boomer

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:04:09 2019 No.13343644 >>13343627 First time I have no idea what it was but it was pretty gay. Second time an iced coffee and then we walked around the mall looking at clothes while sipping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:06:59 2019 No.13343662 >>13343560 Good to see you didn’t quit the coke habit. Your life isn’t a Hunter S Thompson novel you junkie

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:09:44 2019 No.13343688 >>13343662 nah it ain't im lucky enough that iwasnt stupid enough in my younger days that id pidgeon hole myself into a place where i wasn't comfy retiring?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:12:55 2019 No.13343703 >>13343266 BOOM BOOM BOOM

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:14:46 2019 No.13343712 Hot white chocolate is based

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:34:32 2019 No.13343816 >>13343309 367-5309

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:41:55 2019 No.13343866 >>13343309 867-5309

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:43:46 2019 No.13343877 >>13343309 567-5309

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 18:44:04 2019 No.13343879 >>13343640 It's Latin

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 19:12:49 2019 No.13343983 >>13343266 No fucking idea, what are you guys selling?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 19:13:55 2019 No.13343990 One banana please

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 22:42:21 2019 No.13344903 >>13343640 >>13343879 perhaps Fritalian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 23:19:48 2019 No.13345015 >>13343309 3

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 01:00:18 2019 No.13345350 >>13343386 t, the master

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 03:17:53 2019 No.13345709 >>13343266 Quad shot of espresso.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 03:20:27 2019 No.13345714 >>13343344 It's okay, anon. I know this feel

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 03:21:55 2019 No.13345720 >>13343355 No, this is everyday life with social anxiety

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 03:22:57 2019 No.13345723 >>13343361 It's hard to talk when you get nervous and your mind goes blank

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 03:45:23 2019 No.13345767 >>13343309 367-3309

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 03:47:22 2019 No.13345772 >>13343266 Expected >your hand in holy matrimony, m’lady left dissapointed

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 06:38:40 2019 No.13346143 >>13343273 I can literally hear you walking on the other side of the globe

Anonymous Tue Dec 10 06:46:55 2019 No.13346166 [DELETED]

>>13343266
She has a certain look, like she was the least plain girl in her pack of high school friends and became completely deluded about her own attractiveness. When she goes to college she'll be bitchy and entitled until about year three at which point she'll realize no one likes her and she'll try to change her personality but by then she has a reputation. She'll have trouble making friends and by her early thirties after hanging out at the bar area of Maggiano's Little Italy at her nearest "upscale" mall to meet men, she'll become desperate and marry a cop or some other blue collar type technically "beneath her" because she's overcompensating now and in serious whiplash from not just realizing she's not what she thot she was, but also has no value to anyone having hit the wall. Thank you for reading my extended fantasy on a theme of 6/10 starbucks stock photo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 06:52:34 2019 No.13346177 >>13343266 Water please. What? I have to pay for THAT? You know that by law you cannot charge for tap water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 06:54:03 2019 No.13346180 >>13343266 Yeah, get me some coffee

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 06:58:15 2019 No.13346187 >>13343266 I'll get uuuuuuhhhhhhh One of those uuuuuuuuuhhhh Coffee

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 07:03:03 2019 No.13346195 >>13345709 Actually my order if I go, over ice,

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 07:05:09 2019 No.13346197 >>13346166 I appreciate the effort of writing, a few nice details, but I didn't get that all from the picture

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 07:07:16 2019 No.13346200 >>13343266 White chocolate caramel machiatto with 5 espresso shots please

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 07:20:41 2019 No.13346234 A glass of cyanide

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 10:17:09 2019 No.13346696 >>13346200 That seems like a lot of espresso

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 10:29:03 2019 No.13346747 >>13346696 Not if it's in a Starbucks Enorme™ 64-ounce to-go cup.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 10:37:57 2019 No.13346783 A five dollar bottle of water please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 10:51:38 2019 No.13346821 >>13343386 >it was embarrassing for me trynna not be on it do you speak English?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 10:53:17 2019 No.13346828 >>13343266 Venti americano with room give me one of those croissants too

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 18:10:08 2019 No.13348352 starbucks makes the worst food i have ever eaten

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 18:16:03 2019 No.13348377 Based shitpost bumper

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 19:43:35 2019 No.13348807 >>13345350 BASED, on fucking ck of all boards

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 19:55:52 2019 No.13348869 >>13343344 You have a guilty conscious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:49:22 2019 No.13349949 >>13343266 Tall quad mocha breve.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:52:04 2019 No.13349967 >>13343344 /r9k/ was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:55:05 2019 No.13349979 >>13343266 Iced soy capuccino, venti

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:55:49 2019 No.13349982 >>13343266 Small iced coffee with soymilk (its actually bretty good, there's a nice touch of vanilla)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:55:53 2019 No.13349983 File: 310 KB, 400x426, 185.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13343266 Where's my son?

Anonymous Tue Dec 10 23:58:56 2019 No.13349997
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>>13343266
Hey, I already got my order, I just wanted to tell you that I think you're really cute, haha. Here's my number, I have to get back to work but text me and we can hang out this weekend. Have a good day :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 00:12:09 2019 No.13350059 >>13343266 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 00:14:54 2019 No.13350072 >>13343266 Starbucks sucks ass, but I'd probably have the pumpkin coffee since I've never tried one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 00:15:24 2019 No.13350075 4 shots over ice with a pump of caramel,

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 00:16:56 2019 No.13350083 >>13343293 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 00:18:33 2019 No.13350091 >>13343306 Look up their hidden menu

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 00:20:35 2019 No.13350104 >>13350091 Yeah hidden up my ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:10:22 2019 No.13352158 >>13350104 is this an invitation?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 13:13:12 2019 No.13352174 You guys are gross.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 15:00:05 2019 No.13352626 >>13343344 do anons actually do this? WTF?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 15:04:28 2019 No.13352642 >>13343384 BASED

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 15:08:54 2019 No.13352663 File: 327 KB, 859x960, Chad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13343266 Black coffee please

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 15:40:15 2019 No.13352765 >>13352626 I don't. I'm not confident enough to enter the store when I see a girl at the register.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 15:43:01 2019 No.13352774 >>13343344 >no "thanks, you too"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:41:41 2019 No.13353011 File: 511 KB, 840x488, dance.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13343266 "One gf."

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:46:18 2019 No.13353036 stop bumping this thread you pathetic samefag

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:16:49 2019 No.13353183 >>13349997 Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to never return to this store or we WILL press charges for sexual harassment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:21:25 2019 No.13353206 >>13343266 white male hatred

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:27:30 2019 No.13353222 File: 327 KB, 1124x2368, Hikawa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13343266 wink a quick sniff of your feet milady!

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:29:08 2019 No.13353229

>>13353183
>we WILL press charges for sexual harassment
If you think anyone would take that seriously simply because someone tried to ask you out/give you their number, you would have people laughing in your face.

Save the """"sexual assault"""" claims for genuine assault. Ffs this is why people don't believe all these "me too" cunts

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:47:55 2019 No.13353307 >>13353229 Shifting the word from harassment to assault is deeply disingenuous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:49:24 2019 No.13353313 Why is starbucks always busy it pisses me off that I share a world with these people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:54:45 2019 No.13353338 To any fags in this thread who buy Starbucks every day: why? Why do you waste your time and money every day?

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:01:49 2019 No.13353364

>>13353313
There's actually people there wearing fashionable swept to the side scarves and sit there daintily typing on a laptop. It looks like a Sears catalog. I had to meet someone there, didn't get anything myself, but people seemed to sense I didn't belong there because I dress like shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:09:23 2019 No.13353390 >>13353364 The one by my house doesn't even have an indoor area and I see a long line of cars at 3pm I just don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:46:48 2019 No.13353528 >>13352663 Chad would drink tea or order the girliest drink available, as he is secure in his masculinity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:57:52 2019 No.13353584 I'd initiate kino with this hb7 then number close

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:21:11 2019 No.13353690
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>>13353338
Convenience, don't have time to get what I actually want since it's finals week for me and they're usually right there. I'm not proud of it though

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:21:57 2019 No.13353693 >>13343266 doughnut coffee.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:28:16 2019 No.13353721 >>13343273 You naked ass on top of my face

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:51:15 2019 No.13353830 Where’s your shitter?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 20:31:21 2019 No.13354024 A coffee. Black. End of discussion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 20:40:25 2019 No.13354058 File: 7 KB, 300x168, 1570580138382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13343266 medium pike. room for cream. dont answer how im feeling. takw coffee polietly mutter thank you. walk away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 21:13:22 2019 No.13354215 >>13343296 >>13343295 God, definitely have had these customers on the daily when I worked at sbux

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 21:14:37 2019 No.13354216 that tight little ass of yours

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 21:15:30 2019 No.13354218 >>13343384 ahahahahahaa

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 21:21:33 2019 No.13354244 >>13343293 If only all shitposts were of this quality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 21:22:39 2019 No.13354253 >>13343295 Starbucks has two standard sizes: short and tall. Grande is their extra large, and venti and trenta are just the number of ounces in Italian.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 21:27:29 2019 No.13354272 Blonde Americano, bitch! Hot! NOW!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 21:50:30 2019 No.13354364 The means of production hehe just kidding those corporations sure are evil. I'll take a $7 coffee. Posted from my iPhone

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 21:53:49 2019 No.13354379 >>13343273 If it’s a mocha it already has two shots of espresso. Are you trying to add a third? T. Barista

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 22:14:15 2019 No.13354459 File: 103 KB, 1460x1008, DDTis-Good-for-mecrop1web.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nothing, now where's your bathroom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 22:22:38 2019 No.13354493 >>13343266 three shots of espresso it costs HOW much? no thanks, ill just go home and make some coffee

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 22:32:43 2019 No.13354530 >>13343384 ill never understand how there are people that let politics invade every single corner of their life

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 22:59:12 2019 No.13354673

I would like to wait 15 minutes for you to pour some cold brew in a cup as 12 ladies named Karen order complicated drinks and interrupt the barista repeatedly to ask if it’s done, if they can have a cup of ice, and if the drink that doesn’t have their name on it is their’s.

I know how you can optimize work flow, make my drink immediately, instead of letting Karen logjam the entire operation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 23:03:20 2019 No.13354686 >>13343273 Tits or gtfo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 23:27:51 2019 No.13354796 >>13343688 What kind of question is this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 00:28:01 2019 No.13354981 >>13343306 Starbucks is total trash. The only things worth ordering from them are liquid cakes that'll give you diabeetus and heart disease. Get a fucking drip machine or French press, or pour over, and a grinder for some W H O L E B E A N

Anonymous Thu Dec 12 01:06:26 2019 No.13355097

a cup of coffee. room for cream please. and i will not use an app, or a drive through. i dont care how its made. actually i do ask for decaf americano, cause i cannot tolerate caffeiine, but love the flavor of good coffee with some half and half and no fucking sugar goddammit im a grown man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 01:11:08 2019 No.13355110 >>13343266 Large iced coffee, extra ice, and a SPLASH of milk

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 01:18:18 2019 No.13355125 >>13343266 >I’ll have a vente cappucino no flavours I don’t even know why I know their sizes, I have only gone to a Starbucks twice, most recently like 6 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 01:26:19 2019 No.13355157 >>13343636 this is an ominous statement

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 01:52:43 2019 No.13355229 yeah uhhh can I uhhhh oh, um no 360 and walk away

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 02:02:42 2019 No.13355257 >>13343266 double shot iced coffee, blended.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 07:05:13 2019 No.13355874 >>13343266 A big Mac

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 07:17:25 2019 No.13355893 File: 62 KB, 607x801, 1568236914440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13343266 A venti Americano. Oh you want my name? You can just write your number on the side :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 10:19:34 2019 No.13356318 >"Could I please have a large black coffee with room for cream?" >tips her a buck and whatever loose change I got back despite her just pouring shit in a cup >awkwardly shifts body in tune to shitty Ingrid Michealson being pumped through the Starbucks

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 10:20:36 2019 No.13356322 >>13355893 but then what would she call out when it's ready? Her own number? You don't know it yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 10:25:40 2019 No.13356333 >>13353528 He's still got to watch his figure, he can't have one of those retarded unicorn swirl frappachino buckets. Maybe a nice matcha latte for some a reasonable amount of caffeine with fat and proteins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 10:34:30 2019 No.13356351 >>13343866 Jenny?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 10:42:48 2019 No.13356367 >>13343266 A sniff of your tummy, please

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 10:57:15 2019 No.13356407 >>13343295 Based boomer order and gen x restaurant destroyer

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 11:30:18 2019 No.13356515 File: 42 KB, 615x409, FC-pack-40g.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13343293 This is so accurate it absolutely has to be a bong poster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 11:35:01 2019 No.13356531 >>13343308 Why does this look so off, its like it's been drawn in some places

Anonymous Thu Dec 12 11:38:20 2019 No.13356544

>>13343306
Good. never got the coffee meme. I enjoy the flavor and might have it once in a while, but I always felt that those who need coffee in the morning are fucking addicts. I sleep less than most people and I dont need a damn cemical stimulant to wake me up. I think people are tired in the morning because they rely on coffee, not the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 11:40:23 2019 No.13356551 >>13356531 The center square is the photo, the edges are drawn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 11:42:04 2019 No.13356558 >>13356551 I can see the square now if I look closely How odd

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 11:47:31 2019 No.13356576 >>13354530 Starbucks is overtly liberal. I just do what I can to level the playing field.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 11:52:27 2019 No.13356590 >>13343266 yeah uh, can I get a big mac, no pickles?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 16:22:02 2019 No.13357667 >>13354530 They lack structure in their life, obsessed with memes. I mean so was I like most during the election but I got bored with after it was over. I'm still into politics and like Yang even though I voted Trump prior.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 16:33:00 2019 No.13357711 >>13356590 >no pickles DROPPED

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 16:34:05 2019 No.13357717 >>13357667 >voted Trump >supports Yang Found the retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 16:36:40 2019 No.13357728 >>13343384 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 16:51:39 2019 No.13357776 >>13343293 Based

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 16:54:05 2019 No.13357785 >>13357667 Do you like Yang because you have no income?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 17:15:01 2019 No.13357884 >>13343384 >"Trump 202, your order is ready" >TROLOLOL HAHA I GOT YOU TO SAY THE THING >"I don't give a fuck dude, you're at a coffee shop. Stop making things harder for everyone"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 17:48:33 2019 No.13358028 >>13343384 I tried this and they pronounced it as “T Rump.” I complained to the district manager and the barista never failed to pronounce it properly again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 19:49:32 2019 No.13358575 >>13343266 blonde roast black

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 19:50:38 2019 No.13358581 >>13343266 I'll have a grande hairy pussy for here

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 19:51:00 2019 No.13358584 >>13357884 >feelin the Bern!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 04:05:44 2019 No.13359994 File: 135 KB, 1200x675, ted_kaczynski_harvard_g-594372140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13343266 Coffee, black please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 04:10:14 2019 No.13360001 File: 703 KB, 2448x3264, 1568112158526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13343266

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 04:32:00 2019 No.13360023 >>13360001 Oh God oh God dick hard now

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 05:47:12 2019 No.13360123 >>13343295 A large regular is with cream and sugar mongo boy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 07:36:02 2019 No.13360316 >>13360001 Is that a tumor or a heel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 07:44:09 2019 No.13360323 >>13343688 >i was doing coke regularly at 19.5 >>13354796 >i was doing coke regularly at 19.5

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 09:28:15 2019 No.13360482 I want a venti Iced cloud macchiato, 1 grande nitro cold brew, 1 grande Irish cream cold brew, 6 baked goods

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 12:49:00 2019 No.13361051 >>13343266 CAN I GET A UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH BURGER?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 12:54:39 2019 No.13361072 File: 57 KB, 500x501, JUST.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13343266 AN ABORTION

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 13:00:37 2019 No.13361098
File: 26 KB, 512x384, bpKJgol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I have this problem when I get nervous I have to shit really bad. The girl behind the counter at the starbucks was so cute that I got so nervous that I just instantly asked where the bathroom was. When I got there I slammed down on the toilet and unloaded a stream of shit that stunk up my clothes just from being in the same room. I started wiping but no matter how much I did there was still shit left. I had to flush like 3 times because of all the TP but my asshole somehow just got shittier as time went on.

I figured the only logical thing to do was just use the toilet paper in the most efficient way possible, so I did pic related to try and dry my ass and it was starting to work until an old man walked in on me because I didn't lock the door. He ran out of the bathroom and I was worried he was going to tell the cute barista so I threw my pants on and just ran out of the starbucks as fast as I could.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 13:09:21 2019 No.13361126

>>13343266
Uhhh yeah lemme get a pretentious replacement word for a drink size of some kind of seasonal flavor of type 2 diabetes blended with frozen tap water and burnt grade D coffee beans for an unreasonable price, prepared by an apathetic, lazy, entitled 18 year old woman who doesn't actually need to work there since her rich father is putting her through college. Please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 14:47:54 2019 No.13361499 File: 713 KB, 3264x2448, wknk9zidru331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:01:31 2019 No.13361555

>>13346177
Good thing we don't charge for tap water then.

>>13353313
Because all the suburbanite moms and ghetto rats want their extra extra extra caramel frappuccinos to placate their screaming children or satisfy their own addiction.

>>13354673
We get raked over the coals if we make drinks in any order other than the order the tickets print out. I'd love it if we could skip Karen's 36 pump upside down extra drizzle extra strawberries extra pink drink macchiato in favor of regular fucking lattes, but I don't get to make the rules, I just have to follow them if I want to keep my job and by extension my health insurance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:13:06 2019 No.13361607 I'll take some hot milk with syrup and espresso. So ya know, one of everything on the menu

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:19:06 2019 No.13361636

>>13346177
>>13361555
They don't charge for water. I went to one once and I was thirsty and said hi you guys dont charge for water right? And the girl laughed and said no and I said one large water please. She laughed again and then they called my name out and i got my water in a Starbucks cup

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:26:04 2019 No.13361664

>go to Starbucks on my lunch break
>wearing heavy flannel and blue polyester work pants
>covered in paint/caulking/concrete mix stains as they dont wash out
>cashier offers me free samples of food
>I'm in there for 45 mins and noticed I was the only person she offered free food to
Did she think I was homeless?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:30:16 2019 No.13361686 >I'll get a large >do you want room for cream? >yes pls >its filled to the brim What did she mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:33:31 2019 No.13361706 >>13343866 Jenny jenny, who can I turn to?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:38:14 2019 No.13361727 File: 85 KB, 426x266, 1572058252359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13343266 Directions to the nearest Tim Hortons, please and thank you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:47:41 2019 No.13361768 File: 10 KB, 332x336, 1548909452251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13361727 >mfw the only Starbucks nowhere near a Tim's in my city had a Tim's open up in the same strip mall as it Lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:49:05 2019 No.13361774 >>13358028 Okay Karen

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:52:57 2019 No.13361792 File: 60 KB, 844x723, 1545606583561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13343266 I don't want anything you racist, I just want to loiter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:55:18 2019 No.13361805 >>13343344 >hands in pockets >sweaty >don't know how to stand properly when waiting this is me every time I order food

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 16:51:34 2019 No.13362113 >>13361664 yes, and that sounds like quite a lovely and thoughtful lady. Maybe you should go back there dressed well and chat her up

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 16:52:38 2019 No.13362116 >>13361607 lel

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 16:54:03 2019 No.13362121 >>13361499 there is no legitimate reason for them to be doing this for normies. this was done with the intention of showing it to degenerates on internet anime forums. It's pretty much like they made it directly for me personally

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 17:01:00 2019 No.13362150 >>13361792 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 17:08:40 2019 No.13362194 >>13362121 Yeah it's fucking awesome

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:46:13 2019 No.13362754 File: 95 KB, 400x600, 1479756502329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13360001 so girls dont wear socks on toms huh, how bout keds?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:11:25 2019 No.13362888 File: 16 KB, 722x658, dumb wojak teepee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13357717 >>13357785 >Duuuuurrrrrr I hate free money

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 22:59:34 2019 No.13364135 >>13343344 Head up, shoulders back, eye contact. Focus on posture and eye contact, if you do this you'll be really unnatural for a while, but you'll get used to it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:05:02 2019 No.13364159 >>13343384 Based and redpilled.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:08:22 2019 No.13364172 >>13364135 have fun looking like a retard with no chin and autism. nobody stares into peoples eyes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:20:05 2019 No.13364223 >>13343306 salted caramel mocha is yummy

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:21:14 2019 No.13364229 >>13343266 Decaf americano and a bagel with cream cheese honey. Also eat my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 00:22:29 2019 No.13364423 >>13362121 >there is no legitimate reason for them to be doing this for normies yeah footfags are not normal

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 00:26:41 2019 No.13364435 >>13343344 Stop fapping and this basically stops happening 80% less Stop fantasizing about sex and it happens like never Youd be able to smoke the fattest clonger rasta joint and order ur iced coffee like chad thundercock if u do the above

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 00:42:59 2019 No.13364484 >>13343266 Venti houseblend with 6 ice cubes

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 00:50:21 2019 No.13364512 >>13361051 Sir, we don't sell burgers here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 01:43:30 2019 No.13364632 >>13343266 one coffee please

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 03:24:07 2019 No.13364866 >>13343273 Do you want to play destiny?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 05:25:30 2019 No.13365178 >>13364423 Are footfags that common now? Wtf do you guys get off feet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 07:54:30 2019 No.13365472 File: 19 KB, 524x524, 1477359124928.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13357667 >supports yang

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