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Thoughts on jewish food?

>> No.13375592

It's the same as all other food except it triggers you because you're an incel

>> No.13375606
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>>13375589
What even is it that they eat? Are they not allowed to eat non-kosher shite?

>> No.13375634

>>13375606
Baby's foreskin

>> No.13375635

blood passover

>> No.13375656

>>13375592
ok shlomo.

>> No.13375662

>>13375589
Same as all the food of the region ... except the Ashkenazi stuff, that just sucks.

>> No.13375666

>>13375589
Holy fucking cringe

>> No.13375670

>>13375589
Only good in the oven.

>> No.13375671

>>13375589
It's bad.
t. a jew

>> No.13375675

>>13375670
gas specifically

>> No.13375678

>>13375589
Chicken soup made by an old jewess crone is good.

>> No.13375679

>boyfriend is sick
>somehow manages to make it all about her

>> No.13375680

>>13375589
It's great and it annoys me that there aren't any jewish delis or restaurants around here.

>> No.13375701

jews with big fat tits need to be fucked by big black cock :)

>> No.13375716

I would literally kill any one of you just to have a loving, supportive ashkenazi gf

>> No.13375722

>>13375679
>>13375679
>>13375679

>> No.13375724

I have better mental health by refusing to date any of the broken hearted disease riddled whores that make up modern women. Just imagine dating a current year woman. Imagine the mediocre sex she gives you because you're the symbol of the end of her party years, fantasizing about how two chads fucked her at cancun 9 years ago on spring break. Imagine watching your bathroom fill up with literal pounds of make up that she has to use to cover up all the zits and pockmarks 15 solid years of partying and shitty dieting and promiscuity have left her. Imagine seeing the pyramid of tubes of valtrex and monistat and other medicines she needs to stop her mouth and pussy from becoming crusted bleeding oozing messes. Imagine listening to her shit on her parents and friends and coworkers. Imagine getting off a hard days work and immediately hearing about some stupid non-issue the moment you walk through the door. Imagine having to own pets because her maternal instincts are screaming but she's too soulless and cowardly to have kids. Imagine spending all your money on useless worthless shit because she's bored and can only feel positive emotions from being a capitalist consumer.

All memes aside, how in the ever loving fuck can any man actually date a modern woman, let alone marry them or even fall in love with them. I feel like an alien around couples, like I'm the only human who can see the bodysnatchers, like I permanently have a pair of They Live sunglasses on I can never remove. How the fuck can you take a woman into your house and even pretend that you're still a human being, nevermind a man. I genuinely can't understand men who date.

>> No.13375725
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>>13375679

>> No.13375728

>>13375589
God women are such fucking autists and no one even notices

>> No.13375736

From experience I can say its not all bad but mostly is

>> No.13375922

>>13375589
it belongs into the oven

>> No.13375967

>>13375592
De foreskinned freak

>> No.13375977

>>13375725
To be fair this behaviour extended to 'males' in recent years.

>> No.13375980

>>13375589
I WANT BIG TITTY JEWISH GF

>> No.13376005

Livers, onions, knishes, bagels, smoked salmon, and more onions.
From what I know of it (Maine), it’s pretty based workers food.

>> No.13376008

>>13375977
>'males'
>to be fair
anon it sounds like YOU'RE the nigger here

>> No.13376010

>>13376008
How dare you.

>> No.13376012

>>13375670
>>13375675
thank god we have /pol/dditors here to provide us with fresh, never-before-seen content.
>"le jew upset!"
caught me, oy vey! upvote please

>> No.13376020
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>>13376012

>> No.13376030

>>13375679
Unless the dude is on his death bed, who the fuck cares? It was clearly supposed to be about her to begin with and the "boyfriend is sick" detail is just to provide context. Yeah, women are selfish cunts, I agree, but reading too much into things so you can make a statement makes you look like a daft turd.

>> No.13376038

>>13376020
and here come the clowns
>someone didn't find my old as dirt joke incredibly original and hilarious? they must be an offended seething tranny jew!

>> No.13376045

>>13376038
Still seething.

>> No.13376047

Tastes fine, they mostly stole their ideas from various Arab and European cultures though. Also, gas the kikes.

>> No.13376116

>>13375589
She looks like a psycho
No khazar milkies to offset it too

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>> No.13376203

>>13376132
Roll

>> No.13376207

>>13376132
Roll

>> No.13376212

>>13375589
Why is tik tok a magnet for retards

>> No.13376220

>>13376132
Gay

>> No.13376221

>>13376132
Za roll

>> No.13376222

>>13376132
good thread suddenly

>> No.13376226

>>13376220
>>13376221
>>13376222
Cool

>> No.13376228

>>13376207
Hahsh kek lmao you luv ladycock hahaha gay

>> No.13376232

>>13376212
>why do people post dumb shit on social media?
I remember my first day on the internet.

>> No.13376249
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>>13376232
my first day on the internet was looking up beanie babies on fucking dial-up AOL.

>> No.13376259

>>13376232
Tik tok is a haven for this crap tho

>> No.13376278
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>>13376005

don't forget this
can't thank the Israeli-born Jews enough for inventing this tasty Tahini lace chick-pea dip

>> No.13376291

>>13376278
kikes didn't invent hummus, but yes it is delicious.

>> No.13376304

>>13376278
greek "inspired"
hhhhhhmmmmmmm

>> No.13376314

>>13376304
I wonder it it could possibly mean "flavors that are common in greek cooking"? Nah... that sounds too convenient. I'm sure it's actually some conspiracy that involves george soros and pedophiles

>> No.13376318

>>13375606
is maine jewish?

>> No.13376325

>>13376314
just like they're 'inspired' by the west bank

>> No.13376326

>>13375589
id give her a shaggin

>> No.13376327

>>13376325
kek.

>> No.13376328

Jewish food doesn’t exist, it’s just a scam like Israel, because they as good parasites managed to steal shit from every country they inhabited a piled everything into a “cuisine”.

American cuisine is even more credible at this point.

>> No.13376338

>>13376249
I think mine was looking at cheatcc for doom codes

>> No.13376347

>>13376328
This.

>> No.13376366

>>13376328
i thought falafel was jewish

>> No.13376372

>>13376366
It's egyptian

>> No.13376380

>>13375589
im not one for baked meat

>> No.13376396

>>13376132
roll

>> No.13376414

>>13376132
rollan

>> No.13376424

>>13376212
You have to understand that all women in general are autistic, it's just that we don't usually pay attention to it to notice

>> No.13376425

>>13376414
Apparently
>I am a cock

>> No.13376430

>>13376132
Roll

>> No.13376441

Something something oven something something.

>> No.13376459

>>13376132
Gonna have to roll

>> No.13376471

>>13376132
Gay but rooling

>> No.13376483

>>13376132
Sneed

>> No.13376597

>>13376132
Roll

>> No.13376616

>>13375589
That's how she looks when she's almost in tears? Exactly the same as when she's feeling every other emotion?

>> No.13376620

>>13375977
Fuck off.

>> No.13376647

>>13376132

might as well, it's not like this board has better content

>> No.13376649

>>13376616
>That's how she looks when she's almost in tears? Exactly the same as when she's feeling every other emotion?
In ternary logic her different attempts at emotional display would all be NULL which would mean you can't call them the same or different because you need to have a non-NULL value of some sort in order to perform the equality operation and get back a true or false answer.

>> No.13376670

>>13375589
She just had to mention it was her birthday huh

>> No.13376698

>>13375606
bean paste with vinegar
fish meatballs
eggplant lasagna
salty toasted noodles with chicken and cream
ravioli with onion sauce

>> No.13376709

>>13376132
Today I will do something related to my true self.

>> No.13376712
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>>13375589
jewish omelettes are good

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>>13376132
les go

>> No.13376745

>>13375724
I wouldn't know brah, I'm gay

>> No.13376750

>>13376712
are jews really born in black eggs?

>> No.13376792
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>>13376132
cunt shit here I cooooooomm

>> No.13376820

>>13376132
let's DO IT

>> No.13376855

>>13375589
the secret is infant blood and foreskin

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>>13375724

>> No.13376862

>>13376132
h

>> No.13376870

>>13376750
I think that's an emu egg.

>> No.13376885

>>13376132
k

>> No.13376903

>>13376750
yeah that's a jew egg

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>>13376132
gimmie a good one

>> No.13377000

>>13375589
Tik Tok is a cancer. It must be eradicated with extreme prejudice.

>> No.13377005

cute
the girl in the op has nice bf

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>>13376999
huehuehue

>> No.13377010

>>13376132
Rollan in an antisemite thread

>> No.13377026

>>13376132
Lol, hit me with I will rape you

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>>13376132

>> No.13377178

>>13376132
rollin

>> No.13377188

>>13376903
Do you think I can hatch a few of them to be a team of my lawyers ????

>> No.13377211

>tfw no annoying Jewish girlfriend to cook me mediocre ethnic food in between making banal Tiktok and Instagram posts

>> No.13377229

>>13376132
Show me the way . . .

>> No.13377264

>>13376132
cringe

>> No.13377273

>>13377211
it hurts so fucking bad, bros

>> No.13377279

>>13377264
Looks like you can
>Eat a Dick Salad

>> No.13377297

>>13375589
Uhh, I like the wine, but the food sucks ass.

>> No.13377363

>>13376132
Onwards to glory

>> No.13377382

>>13376132
Yo

>> No.13377390

>>13375589
>Thoughts on jewish food?

Its pretty fucked up that they use baby blood

>> No.13377396

>>13376132
rollerino

>> No.13377422

>>13376132
yeet

>> No.13377434

>>13376132
role

>> No.13377443

>>13375592
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|>
|3
hmm wonder who's behind this post

>> No.13377445

>tfw Jew with a gf that has milkers
>stoked for Hanukkah
You guys just don’t get it.

>> No.13377448

>>13376132
Rollin

>> No.13377496

>>13376132
raul

>> No.13377613
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>>13375589
dated a jewish girl for a short while, matzo ball soup, potato knish, and lox bagel is delicious. Also whatever that creamy sauce and apple dip was for knishes. That apple dip was good af. They have good food, the girl was crazy though. Not insane like me but just straight up crazy. Would not date another jewish girl

>> No.13377632

>>13376132
roll

>> No.13377716

>tfw no qt3.14 Jewish girlfriend to trigger /pol/cucks with
why even live

>> No.13377742

>>13376132
Fuuuuuuuuuck