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SWIM enjoys a few lines of cocaine followed by a glass of Jack Daniels honey to take the edge off. SWIM then prepares a plate of various cheeses, smoked salmon, and olives over some triscuits. Cheers

>> No.13377219

That's pretty good satire.

>> No.13377282

>>13377209
Vodka sprite and extra hot cheetos are my guilty pleasure. Just goes well with me.

>> No.13377305

A couple lines of hydromorphone and a whiskey+coke. Maybe some pepper jack cheese and salami and a good movie.

>> No.13377313

>>13377209
Nothin' like a cold beer after a hot hoot

>> No.13377316

>>13377209
Gabapentin or Lyrica with molson beers and a cigar.

>> No.13377333

Cocaine mixed into cocacola is amazing .2g per 8oz.
Cocaine mixed into whipped cream is good too
cannabis flower on steak like you would use rosemary

>> No.13377342

>>13377209
>cocaine
>eating
fake and gay

>> No.13377349

>>13377333
good way to make too sweet cola palaetible, because it numbs your mouth.

>> No.13377352

>>13377342
SWIM eats a small snack to help with alcohol absorption, as its easy to over drink when railing lines

>> No.13377355

>>13377209
I take 2c-b and eat pizza wit red peppers, bell or otherwise, and pepperoni

>> No.13377367

>>13377209
>SWIM
Why did anyone ever think this would actually help you if you became the defendant in a criminal case later on? It's like someone's been teaching kids in school that juries and judges are forbidden from using common sense.

>> No.13377380

What’s a triscuit?

>> No.13377395

>>13377209
>weed
Spretcher’s Cherry Cola and a good fuckin peetzer

>lsd
Cinnamon Toast Crunch and the milk

>mushrooms
Nothing

>DMT
dreams

>> No.13377402

>drugforums lingo
fuck I'm old

>> No.13377406

>>13377367
>>13377352
>>13377209
>swim
>teaching kids judges and juries are forbidden from using common sense

Even worse
>teaching kids anyone cares - even a little - that they did a drug one time

>> No.13377413

>SWIM
you can say "I" here. It's an anonymous forum that doesn't require an account.

HEY FBI CIA AND EVERYONE ELSE
I DO LOTS OF DRUGS. not my friend who likes swimming. ME. I DO DRUGS. I DO COCAINE, AND LITERALLY EVERY OTHER DRUG. I INJECT SYRINGES FULL OF PURE FENTANYL RIGHT INTO THE VEINS ON MY COCK. I USE METH INSTEAD OF TABLE SALT TO SEASON MY FOOD. ME. I DO IT. IT'S ME, AND THE DRUGS ARE MINE.

>> No.13377418

>>13377413
Hello there CIA, I’m glad you’re joining us today for the honeypot.

Luckily, I’ve got 10 lbs of crystal meth sitting here in my lap just waiting to inject it into my cock as well.

>> No.13377427

>>13377402
Was thinking the dame damn thing.

>> No.13377431

>>13377209
>Jack Daniels honey
White trash. Your coke is probably cut to nothing too. Fucking pleb.

>> No.13377432

>>13377427
*same
Sorry SWIM is drunk and trying to respond to anons on a Norwegian basket weaving forum.

>> No.13377461

>>13377413
in like a year you are going to be thrown into an oven for that comment you degenerate

>> No.13377467

>>13377209

Drug: MDMA crystals.
Drink: Cold fruity ciders and water
Food: French House Music

>> No.13377471

>>13377461
>implying this hasn’t been said every year in history since the beginning of language

>> No.13377478

>>13377209
the best pairing for any drug is always a bullet

>> No.13377482

>>13377431
SWIM'S COKE MIGHT BE CUT A BIT, SURE. But it does not cause congestion and all in all it still gets SWIM numb and Yanked.

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>>13377478
Absolutely those things make doing coke way more convenient and discreet

>> No.13377506

>>13377482
If at any point in your supply chain your coke gets in the hand of a nigger, you can bet your ass that shit will be stepped on to nothing.

>> No.13377534

>>13377467
i would go for Australian Bounce personally but i like your post still
French House is nice

>> No.13377541

>>13377500
the fuck is this and where do i get one
t. Leaf

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>>13377413

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>>13377209
Guinness and black pudding lads

>> No.13377670

>>13377500
There’s not enough space in those things

>> No.13377848

tis the season anons: Eggnog and cannabis together are pure win.

The subtle sweetness and creamy texture of eggnog pair really well with cottonmouth. Try organic eggnog (of course) for an extra layer of delicious.

>> No.13377972

>>13377670
It reminds me of one of those shitty weed clocks that apparently you can buy for an exorbitant amount of money.

You always see stuff like that and think “who the fuck would buy this? Is there some 40 year old white woman who smokes a single gram a day and thinks she needs a fucking alarm clock with a built-in weed storage for this?” But alas, for the product to exist, there must be

>> No.13378607

>>13377972
If I’m buying coke, I’m buying an 8 ball. Those shitty little things hold a couple of lines

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>>13377402
For me, it was Better Living Through Chemistry on totse.

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>>13377209
weed, trappist beer, bread and cheese or sausage

>> No.13378767

Drug: legally purchased recreational marijuana.
Food: pepperoni pizza
Drink: ice cold Coke.

>> No.13378882

>>13377500
My Colombian friend calls that device a "turbo yayo"

>> No.13378948

>>13377342
Tbh this. Cocaine kills your appetite.

Also you don’t have to use SWIM

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>>13377209
>drugs

>> No.13378993

>>13377333
IMO weed is more like sage, that's the closest analogue ive been able to come up with

>> No.13379049

>>13377482
I'm fairly sure pure coke will make you congested in the morning given that it shits on your nasal lining. I always get stuffy even with recrystallized fishscale. t. chemist

>> No.13379389

>>13377209
Water with lemon juice and cane sugar + Marijuana + cashew nuts

>> No.13379551

>>13377209
>take the edge off
I have never heard an actuall addict use this term. My court appointed councilor uses it and it always sounds silly.

I like to smoke some tasty ganja while drinking Odell or Weldwerks craft beer. Add some xanabars and some cocaine and a little heroin and we got a nice time.

>> No.13379564

Scopolamine, weed, a little dmt, and a cheap beer is my goto combo lately is pretty nice for relaxing after work though it kinda kills your appetite