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Yelp thread Anonymous Sat Dec 21 19:48:04 2019 No.13398545 [Reply] [Original]

>oil and sauce fucking everywhere
>WAAAAAAHHH LOOK HOW DRY THIS IS I CANT EAT IT ;~;
my god why is everyone on yelp such an autist

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 19:49:50 2019 No.13398554 >>13398545 Yelp is pure propaganda.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 19:52:28 2019 No.13398562 >>13398545 Unironically somehow looks dry as fuck even with the sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 19:59:11 2019 No.13398589 >>13398562 What do you mean, "unironically?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 20:00:29 2019 No.13398595 it is dry though, if the muscle fibers of chicken are pulling apart that much it must be overcooked

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 20:39:04 2019 No.13398734 >>13398589 without irony? i'll keep an eye on this thread so let me know if any other words give you trouble

Anonymous Sat Dec 21 21:22:32 2019 No.13398875 [DELETED]

>>13398562
>>13398734
There's already an opposite of "ironic". It's "sincere", "honest", or "candid", depending on the kind of irony in question. Considering you have absolutely no clue what irony actually is (since, in this case, the idea you meant to negate was your possible sarcastic sentiment, given that sentiment != irony), none of us can reasonably have an idea what you actually meant. The best I can do is make assumptions based on the fact that basically no one actually knows how to use English correctly, let alone accurately or clearly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 21:36:29 2019 No.13398922 >>13398875 language evolves. if "unironically" is used by enough people, which it is, it becomes a word. language is an emergent property of human-to-human interaction, it is not a tangible characteristic of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 21:40:40 2019 No.13398934 >>13398922 >language evolves then how come I can still read shit that was written 500 years ago nigga

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 21:42:17 2019 No.13398941 >>13398734 It's also without murder or sex. Should I mention that too?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 21:43:35 2019 No.13398946 >>13398922 Did you mean that unsarcastically. If so, why didn't you mention it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 21:50:17 2019 No.13398975 >>13398554 And I meant that unerotically

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 06:20:43 2019 No.13400276 File: 49 KB, 940x505, 1576640427995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398934 Well I guess if you can still read it that means there haven't been any changes since.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 06:21:47 2019 No.13400278 >>13398545 I never minded dry chicken, it's always served with a sauce anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 06:47:25 2019 No.13400312 >>13398875 I'd be willing to bet only @ 5% of the population could define "irony" and provide examples of it. Most people think it's the same as "sarcastic."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 09:21:19 2019 No.13400598 >>13398545 Imagine not knowing the difference between dry and juicy chicken. Pro-tip: if it's not brined for at least 4 hours prior to cooking, it's usually dry chicken.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 09:50:39 2019 No.13400665 >>13400276 So why lie and pretend that language evolves?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 10:00:20 2019 No.13400698 >>13398545 >he thinks drenching a meat in sauce means the meat can't be dry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 10:15:35 2019 No.13400728 File: 669 KB, 1080x2007, Screenshot_20191106-112813_Yelp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 10:22:10 2019 No.13400740 >>13400698 Remember that this is /ck/. Nobody knows how to cook around here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 14:58:27 2019 No.13401947 >>13398545 You have to be autistic in general to leave reviews.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 15:45:21 2019 No.13402194 File: 38 KB, 540x786, 1557850757939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398734 Why would you "ironically" say it looked dry? Is there irony in thinking chicken looks dry? You're a fucking clown.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 17:17:59 2019 No.13402580 File: 87 KB, 562x1000, o (6).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 17:21:00 2019 No.13402591 >>13402194 Yes you stupid shithead, because it's drenched in sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 17:25:36 2019 No.13402604 File: 17 KB, 112x112, 402867838580293643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13402580

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 17:30:49 2019 No.13402618 File: 80 KB, 766x960, hope.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400728 why can't they just leave

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 17:30:59 2019 No.13402621 You too niggers stop arguing about irony

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 17:37:00 2019 No.13402653 >>13400312 It's ironic that a person made a song about irony who didn't understand it's definition.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 17:41:20 2019 No.13402665 >>13402653 Yet another drumpf metafor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 17:44:11 2019 No.13402673 >>13402665 Down vote.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 19:23:14 2019 No.13403105 File: 90 KB, 615x460, 1537177777475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13402591 And you think "unironically" was the correct word choice? Lmao at your life, don't even @ me you fucking goober.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 19:32:18 2019 No.13403135 >>13398934 You can read a large part of it, but many words will have changed meanings in the interim. Egregious used to mean especially good, but it literally means the exact opposite now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 22:15:58 2019 No.13403758 Gr8 thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 22:32:57 2019 No.13403821 >>13398589 >>13398734 >>13398875 >>13398922 >>13398934 >>13398941 >>13398946

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 22:34:31 2019 No.13403825 >>13403821 >>13400276 >>13400312 >>13400665 >>13402194 >>13402621 >>13402653 >>13402665 >>13402673 >>13403105 >>13403135

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 22:35:34 2019 No.13403829 >>13403821 >>13403825 all (of this is) me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 08:43:51 2019 No.13405548 >>13402618 Because you brought them there

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 12:56:11 2019 No.13406341 >>13405548 Not a kike so no

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 13:03:09 2019 No.13406376 File: 59 KB, 304x242, 074a31a1a13f4830eeb0983b4eb55e08a08c5436e9e1a403c66de95b87340564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13406341 >doesn't deny being 400 years old

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 15:50:44 2019 No.13406964 >>13402580 anyone who uses this winga dinga font on their phone should be shot

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