Beer etiquette

[Anonymous No.13490120]

has it gotten worse?

Drinking with boomers:
>do you want a beer?
>sure man!

Drinking with zoomers:
>do you want a beer?
>i dunno is it cold?
>yea
>what kind of beer?
>just beer dude
>do you have any lagers?

[Anonymous No.13490131]

>>13490120
Boomers are just as into craft beers and other gay millennial drinking culture as our generation is, at least in my experience.

[Anonymous No.13490135]

>>13490131
Yeah they make up most of the crowd at breweries near me

[Anonymous No.13490172]

>>13490135
Boomers fundamentally define our culture, like it or not. Every degenerate cultural trend we currently are suffering under the yoke of can be traced back to them eventually. They are the most Jewish Generation to ever exist.

[Anonymous No.13490179]

>>13490172
Based.

[Anonymous No.13490181]

>>13490172
They're unironically the worst generation

[Anonymous No.13490191]

>>13490131
Boomers are the generation that kicked off the craft beer movement. People like Charlie Papazian and Michael Jackson. The boomers who liked beer embraced it while the mouthbreathing rednecks stuck with feminine pisswater.

>>13490120
Would you bitch about this too?

Eating with boomers:
>do you want food?
>sure man!

Eating with zoomers:
>do you want food?
>i dunno is it hot?
>yea
>what kind of food?
>just food dude
>do you have any steak?

[Anonymous No.13490204]

I drink with my uncle plenty, he only drinks corona extra and those pre-mixed vodka can drink things. I'm usually drinking a steel reserve which he said smelled like gut rot but I remember one time he bought one just to see what it was like and he legit almost puked right there and then. Fucking boomers man.

[Anonymous No.13490460]

>>13490191
Huh?

[Anonymous No.13490480]

Really? In my experience it has been the exact opposite. Boomers are worried I might give them a beer with actual flavor and turn down anything but their standard Miller or Bud, and zoomers just drink whatever is free and cold

[Anonymous No.13490485]

>>13490120
>this thread again

[Anonymous No.13490517]

>>13490120
I'm a 48 year old "boomer."
If I ask someone if they want a beer and they say yes, I ask the bartender for a Newcastle and whatever he wants.
It's always been that way. Idiot.

[Anonymous No.13490568]

>>13490517
Newcastle sucks though

[Anonymous No.13490573]

>>13490568
Not to me, junior.

[Anonymous No.13490578]

What do you guys think about cider?

[Anonymous No.13490591]

>>13490120
Beer rankings:

1. Free
2. Cold
3. In the close fridge
4. Whatever you have more of

Stop being cunts, people

[Anonymous No.13490596]

>>13490578
>What do you guys think about cider?
Dicken's Cider is the best, really. Can't wait to get my Dicken's Cider.

[Anonymous No.13490598]

>>13490131
Boomers can be zoomers too

[Anonymous No.13490603]

>>13490591
Yes, as the old saying goes... My favorite beer is lo que beer.

[Anonymous No.13490646]

>>13490172
>>13490179
>>13490181

Yeah, because it's all of the old people out there protesting for degenracy, and not purple haired multi gendered freaks.

[Anonymous No.13490670]

>>13490646
Yes.

[Anonymous No.13490696]

>>13490480
You are correct, boomers are picky, entitled fucks, which is partly true of any generation as they get old and crotchety. But just let OP have his larp, he was desperate for a thread with tons of replies so he recycled this one

[Anonymous No.13490708]

>>13490204

Steel reserve is fucking disgusting nigger garbage. Why would you torture your uncle like that? Just drink Coors Banquet if you're broke.

[Anonymous No.13490723]

>>13490708
He chose to do it I didn't fucking make him. And yeah, my cousin makes fun of me for drinking "urban youth beer" all the time. I've recently swapped to Natty Daddy and it is much better.

[Anonymous No.13490776]

>>13490181
I'm a millennial and millennials are pretty fucking bad, mostly because we took most of the boomer traits and ran even further with them.

[Anonymous No.13490833]

>>13490204
>I'm usually drinking a steel reserve which he said smelled like gut rot
He's right, jesus christ. It tastes like it too, you have no standards

[Anonymous No.13490843]

>>13490833
I have plenty of standards, just not when I wanna get fucking loaded.

[Anonymous No.13490853]

>>13490843
Just curious, whats your opinion on Four loko?

[Anonymous No.13490865]

>>13490181
you will become us

[Anonymous No.13490866]

>>13490853
They B&d it where I was at but since moving and trying the new mix they have I give it a pass, too fruity for me.

[Anonymous No.13490873]

>>13490865
We really wont
Because we'll probably be dead or destitute
All thanks to your generation

[Anonymous No.13490880]

>>13490873
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.13490884]

>>13490120
This copypasta stopped being funny last year.

[Anonymous No.13490918]

>>13490131
Boomers enjoy craft beer because they taste good and better than the stuff they've drinking for years. Zoomers enjoy craft beer because they believe it some sort of classy high end drink and will only drink certain type cause they read online about how much better it is than X beer and want to pretend that they have some refined palate
Basically wine drinkers who drink "beer"

[Anonymous No.13491051]

>>13490884
>copypasta
You wish.. gimme some credit

[Anonymous No.13491070]

>>13490918
>Implying there's no difference between low and high quality beer
>Implying there's no difference between types of beer

[Anonymous No.13491093]

>>13490131
there is literally nothing wrong with craft beer, you just hate the general crowd that frequents those establishments (and so do I)

[Anonymous No.13491097]

>>13490591
a beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge

[Anonymous No.13491099]

>>13491093
Eh, overpriced.

[Anonymous No.13491123]

>>13491099
yea, it is slightly overpriced for sure. tall boys from the liquor store is still the best bang for your buck, and those are all great beers too.

[Anonymous No.13491131]

>>13491099
Some are. If you compare it to mass produced crap though it will always be more expensive. Higher quality ingredients, smaller batches, more variations in offerings

[Anonymous No.13491157]

>>13491131
in Canada the craft beer is all more expensive than what you can get at the liquor store, and the liquor store has a lot of good European imports. the price difference is a couple of bucks so its not much, but its definitely cheaper in stores.

[Anonymous No.13491182]

>Literally only drink busch ice because it's cheap and strong
I know I'm trash, but whatever. I can appreciate nice beer but I also want to punch every faggot crafts enthusiast in the face.

[Anonymous No.13491189]

>>13490120
Zoomers like designer everything

[Anonymous No.13491190]

>>13490120
Drinking with intelligent people:
>do you want a beer?
>no thanks, my body is a temple

[Anonymous No.13491194]

>>13491190
Straight edge people are statistically less intelligent, though.

[Anonymous No.13491196]

>>13491190
A temple to Dionysus lmao beer me bro

[Anonymous No.13491211]

>>13491196
BASED
&
REDPILLED

[Anonymous No.13491227]

>>13491211
Graceful, majestic, 10/10.

[Anonymous No.13491309]

>>13491211
Buffalo Bills tailgating/10.

[Anonymous No.13491320]

>>13491227
>>13491309

[Anonymous No.13491322]

>>13491320
A classic, very nice play with the straw.

[Anonymous No.13491323]

Ales are better than lagers

[Anonymous No.13491334]

>>13491323
I don't know the difference and am not going to look it up. You're retarded.

[Anonymous No.13491339]

>>13491323
>actual beer is better than the sudsy water they wash the glasses with
No way. Really.

[Anonymous No.13491343]

Beer etiquette? The only beer etiquette you need is

>Fancy a beer pal?
>Yes please mate

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.13491367]

>>13490120
literally the opposite for me

[Anonymous No.13491376]

>>13491320
I can smell the aroma of their rapidly moistening panties from here.

[Anonymous No.13491771]

>>13490120
there's nothing wrong with wanting a another cold beer you literal fucking retarder
fuck off with Reddit tier *oomer cancer, too

[Anonymous No.13491789]

[Anonymous No.13491840]

>>13490723
You are a sick individual. Natty Daddy is one of the absolute worst malt liquors I've ever tried. I drank 3 tall cans and my sweat smelled like a vietnamese hooker's asshole for half a week. Do you smoke ciggerettes too anon? It might explain why your taste buds are so blown out that you can stomach that vile hobo swill

[Anonymous No.13491909]

>>13491840
No, I quit smoking a while ago. And frankly Natty Daddy doesn't taste like much of anything to me, i'm drinking a can as I type this. As far as how I smell i've had no complaints. Do you not shower often or something?

[Anonymous No.13493027]

>>13491097
Deep wisdom man

[Anonymous No.13493036]

>>13490172
>boomer
>jews
>degenerate
we are not open to /pol/ refugees. this is a food and cooking board

[Anonymous No.13493043]

>>13490120
>Being confused by there now being choice in beer.

Congrats for being on the level of your average British pub.

[Anonymous No.13493046]

>>13490646
Who do you think taught them to do that?

[Anonymous No.13493052]

>>13490172
lol I just tweeted this to mr greenblatt at the adl
Prepare to get mossad’ed

[Anonymous No.13493059]

>>13491320
wait, what's the trick here?

[Anonymous No.13493068]

You say yes, then ask what they're serving you.

[Anonymous No.13493071]

>>13493059
The straw allows air to flow into the bottle at a steady rate, which means the drink can flow out (into your mouth) at a steady rate, instead of the glug-glug where air has to periodically enter the bottle to prevent a vacuum.

[Anonymous No.13493097]

>>13490120
In reality:

Drinking with boomers:
>what can I get you sir?
>give me a [insert light beer or mass produced beer]
Drinking with Gen Z:
>what would you like sir/ma'am?
>can I please get [any of a wide selection of mass produced and craft beer]

[Anonymous No.13493129]

>>13490131
they statistically are not at all
A lot of them are indeed into it, but they are still way less likely to care about good beer than millenials

[Anonymous No.13493135]

>>13490191
>Boomers are the generation that kicked off the craft beer movement.
They did, but their movement basically died before millenials came around and picked it back up. The boomer craft beer movement peaked in the late 90s and then declined for like 10 years before millennials started coming of age at which point craft beer really began to boom and has been ever since

[Anonymous No.13493140]

>>13490120
What does this even have to do with etiquette?

[Anonymous No.13493144]

>>13493036
wrong we're #openbordersforck

let them in. /pol/acks are people too

[Anonymous No.13493145]

>>13490120
ITT: A whole lot of cunts.

America really needs to bring back the draft.

Ale 8 is delicious, but not related

[Anonymous No.13493155]

>>13491099
>overpriced
Cheap ass faggots like yourself is why our industries were exported to the third world. Cheap faggots like yourself are wages have not risen in 40 years. Traitors like yourself deserve the rope.

[Anonymous No.13493168]

>>13493155
it's called free market capitalism you inbred jobless redneck.

[Anonymous No.13493185]

>>13493168
Now be nice to Billy Joe he probably blew his entire welfare check to get to the nearest library 2 hours away to get on a shitty dial up modem to post on the cooking board of 4chan

[Anonymous No.13493188]

>>13493168
>free market
You are one dense motherfucker. Unless you believe that 1) I can sell cocaine to a 3 year old, and, 2) that people can move across artificial borders in order to capitalize on market dynamics, you do not believe in a free market. You believe in a market regulated to your tastes. And you are an asshole.

[Anonymous No.13493229]

>>13493188
>that people can move across artificial borders in order to capitalize on market dynamics
but that's exactly what happened to your country's industries isn't it? It's not my fault your country believes in free unregulated markets, except where it suits the wallets of certain individuals.

I don't give a flying fuck about the freeness of your markets. I'm just telling you that government policy is the cause of the problems you complained about, not rational humans being rational.

unless you are not the other guy and just wanted to randomly argue about your trigger words, in which case, please kindly fuck off.

[Anonymous No.13493296]

>>13493229
You're an idiot, ignorant of basic economics and don't understand a thing you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.13493632]

>>13491789
Based

[Anonymous No.13493846]

>having a cold one with the boys
>go for a sip
>"NO DUDE, we all have to sip at the same time"
Fuck off man, let me drink at my own pace

[Anonymous No.13493892]

>>13490120
>what kind of beer
>just beer dude
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. Anyone of age understands that it's rude to waste a beer by letting someone serve you something you dislike the taste of.

[Anonymous No.13493923]

>>13490776
It's not the generation of people per se. It's the second coming of the printing press; the advent of the internet. Critical thinking, thinking outside the box, and questioning the validity of everything are skills that have fallen to the wayside due to answers being provided at the click of a button, even if those answers may not be correct.
Recipes are so readily available that they think cooking anything noteworthy requires one; they don't even consider taking an ingredient they have a craving for as a centerpiece and attempting to combine it with random shit available to create something that may be great or may be a disaster.
The simple truth is that they lack motivation. They haven't experienced the boredom or frustration that gives rise to imagination and practice. They don't know the drive that comes from repeatedly being told to look up the word in the dictionary after asking how to spell it.

[Anonymous No.13493927]

>>13493059
>>13493071
You forgot the second part of the trick, where he pukes and blacks out because that's hard liquor and not beer.

[Anonymous No.13493936]

>>13493155
Why pay premium for the 72nd blend of shitty craft IPA when you can buy an advent calendar of 24 500ml cans of imported german beer for 60$?

[Anonymous No.13493945]

>>13493071
Makes very little difference as long as you're not closing your lips over the bottle. I just tried it without a straw myself and it flows at a very steady and rapid rate. I had to pull away quickly because it was coming much faster than i Was exoectub abd I git more than I wabted,

[Anonymous No.13493992]

>>13490646
Boomers led by example. Never forget that the original hippies were boomers.

[Anonymous No.13494235]

>>13493135
Nope. Since it's inception craft beer has continually been gaining market share. It has accelerated as the millennials came of age, but it never crapped out like you claim.

[Anonymous No.13494585]

>>13493155
I said overpriced not expensive, calm down and read slower.

[Anonymous No.13494594]

>>13490191
more like
>Eating with zoomers:
>do you want food?
>i dunno is it vegan?
>yea
>does it have gluten?
>just food dude
>do you have any soy?

[Anonymous No.13494600]

cmon you are really going to let contrarianism get in the way of drinking something good

[Anonymous No.13494633]

>>13490120
Beer is beer. I won't turn one down for being cheap, but I also like craft brews for a different reason.

[Anonymous No.13494701]

>>13493168
>>13493185
>mock the poor
>probably consider themselves enlightened leftists who are superior to poltards
americans are so funny

[Anonymous No.13494846]

>>13490120
I dont drink swill like bud, coors or miller. GMO piss trash with artificial sweeteners and carcinogen preservatives. Im 29. Anyone who judges you for that is just stupid and can enjoy their cancer. Also, wojack is for cucks.

[Anonymous No.13494863]

>>13494846
Is this post parody?

[Anonymous No.13495012]

>>13494235
False. It didn't entirely collapse by any means, but it stopped growing and then shrunk for a number of years before millennial came of age and started the real boom (which has yet to end)

The scope of craft beer at the boomer peak was absolutely quaint by today's standards, and in the early 2000s many people had given up hope for wider growth of the movement

[Anonymous No.13495015]

>>13490120
>Drinking with boomers
Theres your problem

[Anonymous No.13495021]

>>13495012
also note this chart ends in 2016, today we are nearing 8000

[Anonymous No.13495024]

>>13494594
True

[Anonymous No.13495036]

>>13495015
Agreed. Socializing with people who have extensive life experience is just foolish. Celebrate ignorance.

[Anonymous No.13495047]

>>13494846
Light lagers are boring and not worthwhile because they are basically just hard seltzer but it has literally nothing to do with the fact that GMOs are a thing, and they do not have artificial sweeteners in them and artificial sweeteners don't cause cancer, nor do they have "carcinogen preservatives", light beer is packaged sterile, they do not need added preservatives, it is by its nature preserved
Stop being a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.13495048]

>>13495036
lmao ok boomer

[Anonymous No.13495082]

>>13495048
And there you have it the mental oddities of the young.

[Anonymous No.13495194]

>>13490865
Bet $100 you're Gen X or Millennial, boomers only come to 4chan for /pol/ and you fags not knowing this is how I know everyone here is underage or works at Fridays. Goddamn

[Anonymous No.13495203]

>>13495082
Fighting ageism with ageism. One of your valued learned life experiences I presume?

[Anonymous No.13495337]

>>13495012
You're talking about that virtually unnoticeable drop from 98-04? That was more of a plateau and I already said it accelerated with the following generations coming of age.

[Anonymous No.13495375]

>>13495337
No, it objectively is not a plateau, it was like 8 fucking years of decline when boomers were in their prime
It only looks unnoticeable if you compare it to the insane and unprecedented growth millennials have brought the industry

Even if we want to call it a plateau, its still fucking embarrassing for boomers compared to what millennials have done since coming of age