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He fucking died anons, can we have a peanut thread for him?

>> No.13550824
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>>13550799

>> No.13550829

>>13550799
I can't believe this is happening.
104 years of service.

>> No.13550852
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How did he die?
H-how was he born??

>> No.13550855

My peanuts weenuts haha!

>> No.13550863

>>13550852
He died saving his friends.

>> No.13550865

>>13550852
https://twitter.com/MrPeanut/status/1220030475131150336
https://twitter.com/MrPeanut/status/1220013408180895745

>> No.13550875

>>13550865
y

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>>13550824
Do Canadians really?

>> No.13550900

Same day as Terry Jones.
How very tasteful.

>> No.13550906

>>13550824
I'd totally eat this.

>> No.13550937

>>13550865
You just know its gonna be an ad campaign in where he'll rise from the ashes as some peanut messiah or maybe get rebuild as a cyborg peanut, but c'mon, imagine watching some family friendly sitcom and this comes on and now you have to explain the concept of death to your hysterical 3 year old who is shattered by the sudden loss of the friendly peanut guy

>> No.13550967

>>13550937
kek

>> No.13550995

>>13550937
d-did this just happened to you anon?

>> No.13551003

>>13550937
>tfw when learning about mortality via a talking peanut

>> No.13551033 [DELETED] 
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This is all too convenient....

>> No.13551042

>>13550852
Accidentally fell in a peanut butter mixer
RIP

>> No.13551098

>>13551033
hmm

>> No.13551168

STICKY WHEN MODS THIS IS AN IMPORTANT DEATH IN /CK/ HISTORY

>> No.13551181
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Did they just...?

https://twitter.com/SNICKERS/status/1220030449164201984

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Everybody calm down, Mr Peanut can't die. This is obviously some sort of underhanded plot by Big Almond. I'll believe he's dead when I see the body.

>> No.13551255

>>13550799
He was a monster who sold his brethren for human consumption. Got very rich off it, too, judging by that top hat.

>> No.13551275

>>13551247
The truck fucking exploded, I don't think we'll be able to find the body

>> No.13551277

>>13551181
Holy based

>> No.13551279

>>13550865
mr peanut was driving at 104
is it even legal to drive with a monocle
how did a peanut get a license

>> No.13551307

>>13551279
Well, you're thinking of him like he was a human, but in Peanut years I think it is legal

>> No.13551308

>>13550865
Looks like they're just preparing to introduce a dark roast range. The other two guys are still stuffed, though.

>> No.13551313

What if they're actually gonna change the mascot? Is it Peanut Jr. time?

>> No.13551327
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13551327

Holy shit

>> No.13551349

>>13550852
When a mommy peanut & a daddy peanut love eachother very much...

>> No.13551366

>>13551327
fucking hell I'm dying lmao

>> No.13551368

>>13551279
Anything is possible when you realize laws are just words

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>>13551307
i dunno man hes the one who crashed the peanut car off a cliff
he couldn't even see the armadillo, the guy in the back is the one who had to point it out
he must have paid someone a lot of peanut money to keep his nut license, it's even got novelty plates on it

this is a terrible tragedy that could have been avoided and really outlines the problems associated with the combination aging, stubborn independence, and wealth

>>13551368
but he died
if he followed the law he would have survived without so much as a crack on him
i guess you're kinda right though, he never did follow laws very well
peanuts killed so many people

>> No.13551439

>>13551408
So he deserved his death?

>> No.13551563

So what now becomes of all the slave laborers on his notorious international peanut plantations? Are they free or simply transferred to the corn nut harvesting fields?

>> No.13551579

>>13551563
Now you're asking the real questions.
I think they'll be transferred.

>> No.13551585

Peanuts were invented by African Americans.

>> No.13551601

There's no way Mr. Peanut didn't diddle some little legumes in his life. I'm just sayin'.

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>> No.13551627

Mr.Peanut can't really be dead, can he? Fuck. How am I so fucking autistic that this is the only celebrity death I care about?

>> No.13551683

>>13551627
Time to search for a successor, anon

>> No.13551691

>promo for a super bowl ad
americans are so fucking retarded

>> No.13551695

>>13551683
DJ. P
The dark roasted peanut with a hip new style and a bite to match the bark.

>> No.13551725

>>13551691
Americans live in a surreal reality adjacent to the normal where food mascots will be mourned by millions, their president communicates policy over twitter, you can go outside and get shot randomly, your people are loud and simultaneously friendly & angry, you make use of hyper degeneracy with dragqueens reading to children, you have riots over icecream flavors, you produce the serial killers with the coolest names, and you bumble your way through being the world's economic powerhouse.

Basically america is an insane idiot savant who somehow continues to roll through sheer momentum.

>> No.13551746

>>13551725
You sound hangry. Cabbage stew not filling you up?

>> No.13551758

>>13550799
>Mr. peanut is ded
So, the last remaining reason to buy peanuts?

>> No.13551764

>>13551746
I'm american mate, I fucking love the fact we're basically the world's protagonist.

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>>13550799
>The three men (or two men and a monocle-wearing legume) were taking a road trip through winding, desert canyon roads when an armadillo caused the NUTmobile to swerve off a cliff.
I call my car the nutmobile too

>> No.13551773

>>13551764
>mate

>> No.13551897

>>13551764
more like antagonist

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>>13550799
god speed you son of a bitch

>> No.13551924

Gone but nut forgotten

>> No.13551998

>>13550799
>Iconic nut that always had your back
Top kek

>> No.13552513

>>13551998
its true tho

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>> No.13552607

>>13552588
Facebook/10

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>>13550799
Hmm.....

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>>13552607
That image is older than you, newfig.

>> No.13553183

>>13551275
How convenient.

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>>13551585
>Peanuts were invented by African Americans.
>Peanuts were invented

>> No.13553218

>>13553206
That's the joke.

>> No.13553228

>>13551181
>top comment is from Pornhub
Pottery.

>> No.13553235

>>13550799
>literally making children cry for a marketing gimmick

>> No.13553244

>>13553235
i don't think children care about mr. peanut anymore, grandpa

>> No.13553247

>>13553235
Since when did children like peanus

>> No.13553371

#ReleaseTheBody

>> No.13553447

>>13550829
RIP

>> No.13553752

>>13551279
As you can see, Wesley Snipes was in the vehicle, so ti was all pretty clearly a cocaine and PCP-induced hallucination.

>> No.13553807

>>13550799
I can't believe it bros I'm gonna cry

>> No.13553998

>>13550852
Peanut allergy

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>>13550900
son of a fucking bitch

>> No.13554229

Wasn't he buddy-buddy with Epstein? I heard he was seen on his plane several times.

>> No.13554254

>>13554229
He's been banned or voluntarily removed from pretty much every airplane for a long time except for Southwest, who took special care until a couple years ago but then got rid of the nut.

>> No.13554306

>>13550799
Congrats on being a willing participant in viral marketing. The Wendy's shit was exactly the same.

>> No.13554317

>>13550852
He was assaulted.

>> No.13554414

>>13551563
Plus think of how many people were affected by allergic reactions to his products. Dude fucking made bank on mass murder, and don't even get me started on his draft dodging.

>> No.13554429

>>13550852
Suicide. He just couldn’t live with the fact he wasn’t a cashew, the superior nut.

>> No.13554519

>>13550995
It happens when you least expect it, but I'm sure kids are less likely to have the talk in the current year since kids are literally raised by the internet now.