it happened again bros

[Anonymous No.13571234]

This keeps fucking happening, my honey is like pic related again. I know it doesn't necessarily remove any of the nutrients but my body doesn't work well with crystals.

[Anonymous No.13571248]

Seal the jar and submerge it in warm water until the honey returns to its syrupy state.

[Anonymous No.13571254]

>my body doesn't work well with crystals
wat

[Anonymous No.13571257]

>>13571248
Doesn't this affect the honey in some way? I've done it already and it keeps happening, surely repeated destruction of the crystals will lessen the honeys quality over time.

[Anonymous No.13571264]

>my body doesn't work well with crystals

[Anonymous No.13571276]

What's wrong with crystalized honey? Spread it on some toast, or as anon said submerge the jar in warm water to melt it if you're so afraid.

[Anonymous No.13571279]

>>13571234
>he doesn't eat crystals

[Anonymous No.13571289]

fuck you op

[Anonymous No.13571301]

>>13571279
>>13571276
>>13571289
>>13571264
>>13571254
I can't eat crystals, it feels horrible.

[Anonymous No.13571302]

>>13571257
no, it doesn't. read on how to make caramel and you'll learn the difference between caramelized and crystalized. nothing lost

[Anonymous No.13571307]

>>13571234
You're gonna get it now!

[Anonymous No.13571313]

>>13571301
got a recipe for you. starve for a couple of days and make sure crystalized honey will be the only food source you have in your house. your crystalophobia (you pretentious snowflake...) will be gone after you start eating it after starving enough

[Anonymous No.13571317]

>>13571302
cara mel, sounds like a black porn bitch

[Anonymous No.13571322]

>>13571234
you from united states?

[Anonymous No.13571323]

This isn't funny OP, my son died eating crystals, his nerves were riddled with them.

[Anonymous No.13571324]

>>13571301

[Anonymous No.13571325]

>>13571307
oh no, not the space mormons!

[Anonymous No.13571336]

>>13571317
there are a couple of other boards for you around if you feel... in need

[Anonymous No.13571337]

>>13571325
Are those not just regular Mormons?

[Anonymous No.13571346]

>my body doesn't work well with crystals.

[Anonymous No.13571386]

>>13571234
>>13571301
Post fingers, we need to confirm.

[Anonymous No.13571413]

>>13571337
shit, you got me there.

[Anonymous No.13571443]

>>13571234
>my body doesn't work well with crystals
are you mental?

[Anonymous No.13571715]

OP here, melted the honey back again, this time some thinner liquid formed on the inside of the jar, it's sitting ontop of the honey. The jar was shut tight in the pan, so I don't think water could have gotten in.
Would this have any nutritional value or is this just residue from the crystals?

[Anonymous No.13571733]

>>13571715
>he separated the crystal juice

[Anonymous No.13571746]

>>13571715
No you fucking idiot, it has nothing to do with your insane fear of crystals.
was the honey flavored in any way? The oils can separate if its a cheaply made flavored honey, otherwise its just moisture from the honey condensing.

[Anonymous No.13571753]

>>13571715
>melted the honey back again
this makes mustard gas. don't try this

[Anonymous No.13571758]

>>13571753
>>13571746
You really think I boiled the honey? Fuck off retard. It wasn't hot enough for anything to condense inside, I literally watched the crystals float to the top while it melted, and guess where my mystery fucking liquid is asshole.

[Anonymous No.13571769]

>>13571715
>crystal residue
you're fucked in the head dude

[Anonymous No.13571798]

>>13571715
Liquefying honey crystals can be extremely dangerous if done incorrectly.
If done without a lid, it will release strong pheromones that flips bees in the area into war-mode.
It sounds like you we fairly successful tho, as they've condensed into the lighter liquid, but I'd dispose it to be safe.

[Anonymous No.13571818]

>>13571798
Yeah I was able to skim it out with water actually, but I think I'm just gonna throw it out at this point. Is there any way to stop crystals from forming in future?

[Anonymous No.13571825]

>>13571798
Actually fuck you troll, missed the part about arena bees.

[Anonymous No.13572128]

>>13571313
Hunger is the best appetizer.

[Anonymous No.13572135]

>>13571386
ah yes, a classic

[Anonymous No.13572149]

This is a good thread.

[Anonymous No.13572192]

>>13571818
>any way to stop crystals from forming in future?
buy heather honey

[Anonymous No.13572202]

>>13571234
Take a bite

[Anonymous No.13572207]

>>13571248
Would it crystallise again once the temp drops?

[Anonymous No.13572214]

>>13571234
>eating bee vomit

[Anonymous No.13572218]

>>13571234
>my body doesn't work well with crystals.
nonsense

[Anonymous No.13572234]

try this

[Anonymous No.13572245]

>>13571234
>it happened again
well, anon, what did you expect it to do? after all, thats what naturally happens to honey

[Anonymous No.13572262]

>>13572245
Is it supposed to happen within a week of buying it though? I end up wasting over half of the jar because I'd rather not melt it.

[Anonymous No.13572269]

>>13572262
no, the crystals are signs of impurities. take it back to the store and demand a refund

[Anonymous No.13572281]

>>13571234
Imagine the smell of your crystallized vinegary shits after eating that

[Anonymous No.13572293]

>>13572269
Not sure if trolling me or true, could that explain the weird residue? The liquid was clear when I first seen it but it quickly turned to a whiteish color, pretty much the same color as the crystals hence why I tossed it.
Again, I know crystallization is normal but I'm still not going to eat it, especially now that I'm not sure what the fuck that was. Also it wasn't flavored.
Where the fuck am I supposed to store honey? I had it in my pantry at first, crystals.
Moved it to the fridge because I hear it can help make them form smaller, again crystals.
I literally considered storing the honey outside since it's sealed and cold out, but something tells me that's retarded and will yield more crystals.

[Anonymous No.13572295]

What is this thread? It's normal fucking honey, go kys OP.
The shit that always stays liquidy is probably bad quality honey and/or has added glucose sirup in it. Shitty zoomer.

[Anonymous No.13572298]

>>13572295
Fuck you, enjoy eating crystals.

[Anonymous No.13572306]

>>13572293
>>13571234
What brand are you buying? Higher quality honeys crystallized faster because they aren't processed garbage.

[Anonymous No.13572318]

>>13572306
Really? Why would this be a sought after characteristic? I can't think of a single other crystal food besides raw sugar. Rowse btw, standard enough right? Fuck trying to be healthy.

[Anonymous No.13572330]

>>13572318
when did anyone say it was a sought after characteristic you autistic spaz?

[Anonymous No.13572347]

>>13572330
You literally just said higher quality honeys crystalize faster you retarded faggot.

[Anonymous No.13572354]

>>13572318
>Fuck trying to be healthy.
where'd you get the idea, eating honey is "healthy". it's no better for you than HFCS, agave, or straight sucrose. no matter what some new age moron says.

[Anonymous No.13572363]

>>13572354
My diet is garbage though, all I eat is eggs and occasionally bread, honey is godlike but the crystals always form.

[Anonymous No.13572370]

>>13572347
that doesn't mean that its sought after BECAUSE it crystallizes. correlation does not imply causation

you don't have the right to call anyone retarded, neck yourself you dumb fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.13572381]

>>13572370
Sorry, but you're not the one with no honey to eat because of weird crystal goop, I'm venting. I'm so sick of eggs, I switched to cornflakes and honey (no milk, that shit literally crystalizes too) and I'm genuinely at wits end right now because all I have is corn flakes. I don't leave the house.

Fuck you 4chan

[Anonymous No.13572388]

>>13572363
honey is a super saturated sugar solution crystallization is triggered by too little water in the solution and a seed crystal.

you could try adding a small amount of filtered water (say 1 tablespoon) then mix that in and heat the honey up to over 170° f.

or try a different brand. In the last 23 years at my location I have only had 1, maybe 2 containers of honey crystallize. That's out of 15 or 20 containers.

[Anonymous No.13572392]

>>13572381
>>13572363
Jesus anon, what's wrong?

[Anonymous No.13572394]

>>13572381
milk crystallizes? ok now your full of shit.

[Anonymous No.13572403]

Okay OP I’m gonna explain how honey works to you because apparently your IQ is below 100 or you’re age is below 18.
Honey is what’s called a supersaturated liquid, this means that technically it’s a mixture of water, sugar, and other shit bees put into it. Since it’s a mixture, and it’s SUPER saturated, this means that the ratio of water : things dissolved in water is very low, so low that in its “natural state” the sugar will crystallize, and once a single sugar crystal forms it becomes about a hundred times easier for more crystallization to occur. Because this process is only temperature dependent (when it’s colder, it becomes easier for crystals to form), the only thing required to reverse the process is to put the honey in a place that’s warm (just normal room temperature, definitely not over 30 degrees Celsius or 100 degrees Fahrenheit). Assuming it’s perfectly natural honey, changing the temperature will not affect the honey in any way, it will only affect how “liquid” the honey appears to be (I.e. how runny/thick it is).

Now, OP, to address your crystal retardation and the “liquid” at the top of your honey. The liquid is most likely the result of buying cheap honey, because in the US many brands of honey are similar to many brands of maple syrup, that shit is half fake. The liquid is probably something added to your honey, the crystals floating to the top is just natural for liquids when you’re warming them up. Also your fear of crystals is retarded, the human body is full of liquids and has a relatively high temperature, so unless you’re eating something completely unnatural the crystals will dissolve once they are in your body.

[Anonymous No.13572406]

>>13572388
Thank you for genuinely helpful advice... good call on filtered water and heating, would genuinely make me feel a lot better.

>>13572392
Crystals in my honey.

>>13572394
It does, or at least I've always assumed the thin white shards that appear on milk is some kind of crystal, no thank you.

>>13572403
Thank you anon, I just worry.

[Anonymous No.13572409]

>>13571234
>remove any of the nutrients
except for tiny amounts of pollen there are NO nutrients in honey, it's pure sugar.

[Anonymous No.13572411]

>>13572406
>I've always assumed the thin white shards that appear on milk is some kind of crystal
you mean ICE? turn the temperature up slightly in your fridge to above 35° f

[Anonymous No.13572413]

>>13572406
The shit at the top of your milk is one of two things: dried milk that was stuck in the lid, or curdled milk. Most likely unless it smells bad it’s the former. I usually like to pull that shit out of my coffee also, so I don’t blame you for that one.

[Anonymous No.13572417]

>>13572409
Then why the fuck is it on all the lists for superfoods? Look I'll admit I'm no food genius but it's the only thing on these lists I can eat besides eggs and I'd rather end myself than eat another egg.

>>13572411
I guess? The fridge fine, the crystals only form if the milk is a few days old, nothing else crystalizes, I would absolutely know.

>>13572413
Bingo, it's like crystalized curds, so harder to smell.

[Anonymous No.13572420]

>>13572409
That’s only true if you’re buying shitty, heavily processed, probably filtered, and chemical additive filled honey.
If you buy natural honey, raw and unfilitered, and produced from the flowers of various plants (not just cloves), it can have a much higher vitamin content. It still isn’t gonna be some magic multivitamin, but honey can be a lot better for you than that garbage shit everyone buys at the supermarket.

[Anonymous No.13572426]

>>13572417
See
>>13572420

It’s listed as a super food because it can replace sugar for practically everything and it tends to have a vitamin content that’s higher than sugar

[Anonymous No.13572436]

>>13572417
>superfoods
buzzword to get uneducated people like >>13572420
to believe that there are any significant amounts of nutrients in it. you would die of malnutrition if all you ate was honey

>>13572426
that's not saying much.

also ALL YOU EAT IS EGGS?
it's time to seek help anon.

[Anonymous No.13572449]

Here is a pic to illustrate my point that different types of honey, and especially the source, can make a huge difference.

The one on the left is from a supermarket, it tastes chemically and has a runny consistency. The next two are raw and sourced from a local farmer.
Sage has a unique and herbal flavor, it’s very good for certain kinds of tea and cooking. The avocado honey is, as you can see, extremely dark. It has a very buttery and rich flavor, and tastes almost earthy compared to the sage.
I’m sure you can tell just visually that the vitamin content among these three jars of honey is nothing alike.

[Anonymous No.13572454]

>>13572436
See
>>13572449
Faggot

Don’t knock it till you actually buy something that isn’t retarded shit from your super market, poorfag

[Anonymous No.13572461]

>>13572449
>the vitamin content among these three jars of honey is nothing alike
you're right it ranges from nothing to non-existent.

[Anonymous No.13572466]

>>13572318
Seems I don't need to answer now. Your honey being crystallized is a sign that it's a good brand, but it can happen to others too. Which is why I want to know what brand it is.
>superfood
Yeah this is a buzzword, don't pay attention to it. It's all marketing. There's only foods that are good for you, and ones that are bad for you. And don't listen to the ketofags. Yes it's basically a sugar substitute but it's a good one. It's lower on the glycemic index if you get a good brand, which is partially why it's labeled as a "superfood" by marketers and their shills.
What do you use the honey for?

[Anonymous No.13572477]

>he doesn't like crystals

[Anonymous No.13572491]

>>13572477
>how to trick your Jewish neighbors into gassing their own kids

[Anonymous No.13572498]

>>13572461
Yes, anon, the color difference is just magical. Two things with the exact same chemical composition look extremely different, because magic lol

OP dont listen to that retard

[Anonymous No.13572507]

>>13572466
You’re still a fucking retard though, you apparently don’t even understand basic chemistry but you’re going around telling people what’s true and what isn’t, specifically just based on your ideas of marketing and propaganda.
The real meme is thinking shitty processed honey is a superfood, natural honey from natural sources is genuinely a superfood and there are millions of people that will never know because of retards like you and people who never venture outside of their neighborhood shopping center.

[Anonymous No.13572531]

>>13572507
>you're still a fucking retard
Maybe you think I'm someone else? Why the hostility? Are you okay? Are you OP?

[Anonymous No.13572542]

>>13572531
Probably thought you were the other guy, sorry about that, just trying to make people aware that natural honey is genuinely like 10x better for you than shitty supermarket processed garbage honey. The difference is like night and day, especially once you’ve had real natural honey.

[Anonymous No.13572563]

>>13572498
I'd be curious to see a professional laboratory analysis of the actual vitamin and mineral makeup of each honey.

[Anonymous No.13572573]

>>13571257
>>>13571248
>Doesn't this affect the honey in some way? I've done it already and it keeps happening, surely repeated destruction of the crystals will lessen the honeys quality over time.
You can't hurt it. Honey is like the one item they can find in a cave from 500 years ago and it's sterile and delicious.
Are you storing it in your fridge? If you use it for one thing only, try creaming it with some butter, and just making some small batch delicious compound butter, and not worry about reheating this all the time.

There are some fake honey or adulterated thinned out products on the market. Maybe your have one of those brands?
https://www.bee-america.com/content/how-detect-fake-honey

[Anonymous No.13572586]

>>13572563
I also want to do this, and as a science student at a university, I’ve been considering getting it done myself. The only issue is I’m a physicist, and idk if biologists/chemists would be inclined to give a fuck about my requests/desire to work with them.

[Anonymous No.13572598]

>>13572449
Right is just due to the factory adding too much dye.

[Anonymous No.13572604]

>>13572542
Well yeah. I totally agree with that, but I don't agree that there is a thing such as "superfoods". You're either eating healthy, eg real honey, or you're eating processed foods, eg cheap Walmart "honey" that comes in a fun bear shaped bottle for the kids.

[Anonymous No.13572606]

>>13572498
Color doesn't necessarily mean more vitamins

[Anonymous No.13572615]

>>13572586
Please find a way to do it and report back. I'd love to see the results.

[Anonymous No.13572620]

>>13572604
Well yeah “superfood” as it’s currently defined is an exaggeration, it’s just a “superfood” in the sense that it can be used to replace other forms of sugar and is healthier.
>>13572606
I am aware of this, but it’s obvious the chemical content is different, and would you really go as far as to say that the pollen of different flowers DOESN’T have different vitamins? Because THAT sounds retarded.

[Anonymous No.13572625]

>>13572615
If I do anon, I promise, I’ll be back. It might not be for months though, so here’s hoping. I’ll make sure to reference this thread.

[Anonymous No.13572653]

>>13572625
Godspeed anon, I'll be around if it happens. I love honey and I know what everyone says about the vitamin content and such. I'm inclined to believe it but I've never seen a real full-blown analysis of it.

[Anonymous No.13572658]

>>13571234
>my body doesn't work well with crystals.
Huh?

[Anonymous No.13572662]

>>13572620
I did say it was a good sugar substitute for being lower on the glycemic index when compared to white cane sugar. Honey is usually what I use for my teas. If it gets crystallized I just scoop some out into the mug before I add hot water.
Are you trying to get lab results without having to pay anyone? I assume if you're offering money no one cares that you want them to analyze the content of honey.

[Anonymous No.13572675]

>>13571825
arena? he said "bees in the area"

[Anonymous No.13572689]

>>13571818
add a bit of vinegar in it and mix. I like apple cider vinegar for the taste or just neutral vinegar.

[Anonymous No.13572690]

OP show us your piss bottles, were you born this way or did something happen to you along the way? My brother was born crazy but he kept it under control until his early 20's. He has been on disability ever since and is in and out of institutions. It's really sad, I hope you are trying to get help for your issues. Don't give up and try to not isolate yourself completely.

[Anonymous No.13572692]

>>13571818

Buy doctored honey that's incapable of crystalizing. Clearly honey is not the right food for you

[Anonymous No.13572700]

>>13572214

>not knowing how bees make honey

[Anonymous No.13572701]

>>13571322
asking because if you are, chances are you have impurities in it. that's with most brands in the US as you barely have regulations on it in there. you won't find proper honey unless you visit and apicultor.

[Anonymous No.13572704]

>caring about the vitamin content of honey
Sure, yeah, it does content vitamin and minerals. But how much goddam honey are you eating at a time? You would have to eat the whole jar to get a significant amount. In which you just ate what is mostly 200% of your daily carb intake. If you're really worried about getting an amount of vitamins and minerals that don't even equate to 1% then there's something wrong with you and your diet.

[Anonymous No.13572708]

>>13572406

You should see a doctor for your psychosis my friend

[Anonymous No.13572713]

>>13572293
>Where the fuck am I supposed to store honey?
In their bee hive so the bees can eat it #notourhoney

[Anonymous No.13572714]

>>13572420

The bees break down the pollen (something with almost no nutrient value) into pure concentrated sugar. It doesn't have any meaninful nutrients you tard

[Anonymous No.13572715]

>>13571715
Holy fuuuuuck imagine worrying this much about honey. Are you a woman?

[Anonymous No.13572720]

>>13572477
Mixing ammonia and bleach is not a good idea

[Anonymous No.13572722]

>>13571818
Add a chlorine tablet or two, will kill the honey germs and really keep it fluid

[Anonymous No.13572725]

>>13572498

I'm not sure you know how honey works, maybe you should read the wikopedia article since it's apparently more knowledgable than you? The color comes from the pollen m8, when the bees break it down the color doesn't magically disappear.

[Anonymous No.13572729]

>>13572573

Fake honey almost never crystalizes

[Anonymous No.13572731]

OP here, sorry, was showering if you can believe that.
I've learnt a lot in this thread, I literally cried about throwing the honey out, I'm seriously so hungry, corn flakes alone just taste like dust and ass.


>>13572715
Nice try

[Anonymous No.13572741]

>>13572731
op i will buy you some nice honey

[Anonymous No.13572747]

>>13572741
dont say things that make me sad thanks

[Anonymous No.13572753]

>>13572620

M8 pollen is literally flower semen, they vary between plant to plant about as much as an egg does. They carry the building blocks required to fertilize and not much else. Any nutrient superiority would come from the health and nutrients available to the plants, and since the vast majority of all edible honeys come from bees used to fertilize commercial crops, that shit isn't going to vary much from jar to jar

[Anonymous No.13572762]

>>13572747
i literally will though, where you at

[Anonymous No.13572772]

>>13572720

[Anonymous No.13572775]

>>13572762
i'm pretending to be American but I'm actually Irish sorry, you seem nice though

[Anonymous No.13572782]

>>13572775
I'm a Canuck so that is also very far

[Anonymous No.13572783]

Do you have some digestive disease, OP?

[Anonymous No.13572789]

>>13572782
yeah, thanks though how sweet of you

>>13572783
yes, i can't eat crystals

[Anonymous No.13572795]

>>13572789
Okay but really. What's your disease called? What's your current diet like?

[Anonymous No.13572806]

>>13572795
Crystalitus, obviously. I have no idea, I don't go to the doctor, all I know is I'm not eating fucking crystals.

My diet is almost literally just eggs and water, though since halloween of last year I tried eating some honey because I don't want to die, but it keeps growing crystals and thus I think my honey days are over.
To think this shit made me eat toast.

[Anonymous No.13572820]

>>13572806
This is why I'm asking. Why the fuck are you only eating eggs? Why aren't you eating anything else? Honey isn't going to safe you from not eating anything. You're going to die from not fucking eating anything but eggs. How are you still alive? Maybe you should go to a doctor.

[Anonymous No.13572835]

>>13572806
>eating only eggs
i bet you have the nastiest shits ever

[Anonymous No.13572839]

>>13572820
I'll blow your mind anon, I've been eating nothing but eggs for around 5 years now, day in day out eggs, poached eggs, fried eggs, scrambled eggs, omelette, boiled eggs, poached eggs, sliced fried eggs, egg pancakes, etc. I used to like cheese until guess what, I found a crystal in the cheese.
Laugh all you want.

[Anonymous No.13572847]

>>13572731
>cornflakes with honey
No wonder you are scared of crystallized honey. This whole thread must be a bait

[Anonymous No.13572849]

>>13572839
I'm deeply concerned. I want you to see a doctor. Will you do that for me?

[Anonymous No.13572851]

>>13572839
Ok nice OP. You got us all. You got your (you)'s, now delete your thread.

[Anonymous No.13572855]

>>13572847
What the fuck do you mean? Literally every single superfood list shows honey as one of the best foods you can eat, corn flakes are made of FUCKING AIR and people add honey to their cereal all the time, I just don't add the milk, I'm having a breakdown if you haven't noticed.

[Anonymous No.13572865]

>>13571234
That's what happens when u put water in honey

[Anonymous No.13572868]

>>13572855
>eating cornflakes

[Anonymous No.13572869]

>>13572839
What happened? Were you born like this or were you abused at some point? Did it manifest later in life or did you always have inner demons? I am curious because my brother also has strange eating habits, he will only drink creme soda.

[Anonymous No.13572879]

>>13572869
Also do you recognize your own insanity or do you consider yourself normal? My brother is unable to see his own problems, even though he can't interact with other people for more than a few minutes and he hasn't been able to work in almost a decade. I have asked him a few times over the years what he thinks about his condition and it's like a part of his brain turns off and he doesn't recognize what I am asking him. It's really freaky, he can seem completely normal until the voices in his head take over or you get on the wrong subject and then the brother I knew growing up disappears and is replaced with a stranger.

[Anonymous No.13572880]

>>13572868
It's something, no?

>>13572851
impressed retard

>>13572869
I genuinely don't think a single faggot on this board will believe my story if I told it judging by these replies. What's your brothers excuse? I'll tell you mine.

[Anonymous No.13572890]

>>13572879
His brain 100% turns off, I know this isn't normal, people eat crystals, but I don't. As for other foods I just don't like the taste. I used to like a lot of foods, but over time things like crusts, sauces, particles like pepper and salt, crystals, and even things like jello and custard have become repulsive to me. I get the brain turning off thing, but I don't get voices. Illogical crystal fears!

[Anonymous No.13572895]

>>13572880
He thinks he is just misunderstood and that he has been eating the wrong foods. He will go for months completely cutting out random foods like salt or meat or whatever. He stockpiled his meds for almost a year without telling anyone. I don't know if they even helped, it seemed like they did but now he says he has bad tinnitus from the meds and its making it even worse. It's hard to know what is true or not he has always made up a lot of things. At least that is what I used to think but now I think it's all real to him.

The saddest part was when he told me the noise doesn't bother him he just misses the silence. I asked him what it was like and he turned the radio up to almost full blast and said it is like that 24/7. I have tried pretty much everything over the years to help him but I don't know if there is anything anyone can do. He won't interact with anyone else, he drove all his friends away. He used to have a dog but it got old and had to be put down and now he says he doesn't want another pet. I'm just praying he doesn't kill himself before my mom goes it would devastate her.

[Anonymous No.13572908]

>>13572890
Ya I feel you man, I have my own demons, not in the same area. We mock you because it is 4chan but deep down a lot of us just want to see someone else who has it worse than ourselves. I really do hope you can figure your issues out at least a little bit. Life is shitty even for the best of us but it is all we have. I hope you can find something worth living for.

Also for your honey problems, try getting those honey sticks they sell at organic supermarket checkout counters. My mom used to buy those for us when we were kids, they lasted years in the pantry. I'm sure you can order them in bulk off of amazon or something.

[Anonymous No.13572910]

>>13572895
This is incredibly sad... I hope your brother plays up the noise in order for you to understand how severely it affects his mind, rather than it being a deafening noise. I don't know.
Bless you dear anon, wish I had answers for you.

>>13572908
Years without crystals? All I need is weeks, otherwise my jar is spyro the dragon. Sounds great, thanks, I'll look into it.

[Anonymous No.13572933]

What's that thing called where something is so absurd you can't tell if it's real or not?

[Anonymous No.13572944]

>>13572933
Existence.

[Anonymous No.13572950]

>>13572944
Sounds about right at this point.

[Anonymous No.13572955]

>>13572839
umm, anon I don't mean to alarm you but do you realise that having such a protein heavy diet may lead to uric acid crystals forming in your body?

[Anonymous No.13572960]

>>13572955
>OP is gonna get gout
Big oof and big F.

[Anonymous No.13572966]

>>13571234
make sure no water ever enters

[Anonymous No.13572967]

>>13572955
>>13572960
I don't know what that is and don't want to google it, but are you fucking joking cos if so if I die from internal crystals I will laugh my ass off from heaven.

[Anonymous No.13573007]

>>13572967
not joking, gout is basically joint pain caused by deposits of uric acid crystals in the joints, tendons, etc. and most commonly occurs in the joints of your big toe I think. Too high levels of uric acid crystals in the bloodstream may also lead to kidney problems, but I very much doubt that you are even close to that.

Not trying to scare you OP just thinking that you should probably diversify your diet.

[Anonymous No.13573016]

>>13572967
If you haven't killed yourself now gout will definitely push you over the edge.

[Anonymous No.13573034]

>>13573007
I play piano, crystals in my fingers sounds horrible. I really do want to eat something else, but as I said dots and particles ruin most foods for me, I need the food to be either completely randomly textured like smashed up corn flakes with honey to fill the gaps, or smooth like eggs. I used to like cheese, but occasionally I found grit in the cheese, and after googling I found out these were crystals. Any suggestions? Flavor is also a factor, since I've gone off smooth foods like custard and jello.

[Anonymous No.13573040]

>>13571234
>>13571254
this simple trick will solve your crystal problem

[Anonymous No.13573055]

WATCH OUT OP

[Anonymous No.13573077]

>>13573034
I am not really all that knowledgable on the topic. As far as I understand it it's important to drink water. Also vitamin C and a bit of caffeinated coffe help lower uric acid levels. Eggs are also ok aslong as you dont overdo it.

Are there realy no vegetables or fruits that you feel you could eat?

[Anonymous No.13573097]

>>13573034
yeah man, you cant find any crystals in potatoes or tomatoes or onions. I dont see how you would find crystals in frozen salmon either

[Anonymous No.13573099]

>>13573077
I've been unable to eat spherical foods for years now, which is why I initially started eating eggs, to overcome the fear as they weren't as spherical as say brussel sprouts and grapes, foods i used to enjoy.
I cannot handle the thought of angular foods either, which is why crystals fuck me up so bad.

>>13573097
>frozen foods
You take me for a fool? Also yeah those things used to be fine, I've attempted potatoes in the last 10~ years, but they have spots. Aka dots. Same with tomatoes. I don't like onion either.

[Anonymous No.13573105]

>>13573099
ok but I dont understand that logic. Water when it gets frozen gets crystals. I mean ALL water. So how do you survive without drinking water?
think a little dude, this little imagination dream should end now

[Anonymous No.13573114]

This is what schizophrenia looks like.

[Anonymous No.13573119]

>>13573105
I don't think you understand phobias though, I drink water, it's all I drink, I don't freeze it first.

>>13573114
Doctors would love me

[Anonymous No.13573148]

>>13572318
>eating healthy
lad, honey is sugar. it has a nice effect that if you're allergic to pollen, eating honey from where you live is said to build up a tolerance. i have no idea if that is more than a rumor. other than that it's sugar with a nice taste

[Anonymous No.13573149]

>>13573099
Do you think somewhat odd shapes could work for you? Stuff like broccoli or fennel for example. You could easily just steam them and it them like that if you don't want to add anything.

[Anonymous No.13573156]

>>13573119
i understand that a phobia is just an overactive imagination. You need to simply stop imagining things

[Anonymous No.13573157]

>>13573148
Disproved myth. Nothing that sounds cool is ever true.

[Anonymous No.13573174]

>>13573157
well it sounded like a plausible myth to begin with. out of curiosity, can you link a study?

[Anonymous No.13573182]

>>13572820
Imagine believing OP isnt an elaborate troll. Heck of a way to spend your Sunday.

[Anonymous No.13573262]

>>13572573
Has anyone really actually eaten extremely old honey? I know there are stories about mellified men but that could just be a legend.

[Anonymous No.13573269]

>>13571386
wat couldve possibly been the context for this

[Anonymous No.13573286]

>>13571818
pour olive oil on top to prevent oxidation

[Anonymous No.13573307]

>>13573174
it's BS, that is not how allergens work. You don't build immunity to them. Once your body decides to treat something as a threat you're fucked without some medication.

[Anonymous No.13573425]

>>13571234
>my body doesn't work well with crystals

[Anonymous No.13573516]

>>13573307
I think he's talking about desensitization.

[Anonymous No.13573679]

>>13571234
>my body doesn't work well with crystals.

[Anonymous No.13573712]

>>13572839
>I found a crystal in the cheese.
OOOOOOOOHHHHHH I see now. you're just crazy. got it. lets move on.

[Anonymous No.13573744]

>>13572967
It's called kidney failure via stones and it's a horrible way to die you uneducated mongrel

[Anonymous No.13573748]

>>13572128
Fucking ESL shitters

[Anonymous No.13573750]

>>13573744
>kidney failure via stones

[Anonymous No.13573759]

>>13572855
You're a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.13574106]

>>13571234
crystalized honey is best honey
quit being a faggot

[Anonymous No.13574122]

>>13571825

>arena bees

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

[Anonymous No.13574131]

>>13572839
Get your cholesterol checked anon. That's not healthy.

[Anonymous No.13574158]

>>13572806

Did a 4 chan user capture you and force you to eat ALL THE EGGS? Did this activate some kind of awful Pavlovian response after getting over Stockholm Syndrome?

[Anonymous No.13574865]

>>13572720
Depends.

[Anonymous No.13574996]

>>13573307
thats pretty much how immunotherapy works though

[Anonymous No.13575240]

Thanks for the refreshing autism /ck/.

[Anonymous No.13575817]

>>13571234
>my body doesn't work well with crystals

[Anonymous No.13575892]

>>13572202
is that charles?

[Anonymous No.13575895]

Well this thread has been entertaining

[Anonymous No.13575934]

>>13571257
Okay, novel idea coming. Maybe stop making so much fuckin' honey. Smoke those bees out or shit, Idunfukinkno.

[Anonymous No.13576101]

>>13571301
This is not a thing but double boiling honey makes it liquid again. I have a feeling I should tell you to keep the lid off when doing so.

[Anonymous No.13576104]

>>13576101
dude you're wasting your time. OP's a crazy person.

[Anonymous No.13576114]

>>13576101
Why leave the lid OFF?

[Anonymous No.13576118]

>>13571301
The crystals are literally the best part

[Anonymous No.13576129]

>>13576114
There you go.

[Anonymous No.13576141]

>>13571818
If you store the honey next to peanut butter, the peanut butter Aura will prevent crystals from forming.

[Anonymous No.13576143]

>>13576129
Damn, would honey be strong enough to do that? I assume the jar would shatter outwards. Either way great pic.

[Anonymous No.13576156]

>>13572839
thank you for posting this thread, i haven't laughed this hard in a while

[Anonymous No.13576569]

OP, what's your problem? Crystalized honey is delicious, why do you fear crystals?

[Anonymous No.13576636]

>>13572839
I would just really like to put a crystal in an egg of yours

[Anonymous No.13576661]

>>13572839
Wait, egg pancakes? What ingredients do you use? I assume this is how you've survived on "nothing but eggs".

[Anonymous No.13576684]

What's this guy gonna do if he finds a crystallized egg yolk

[Anonymous No.13576730]

>>13576129
For those who don't know how to make simple dulce de leche, you put in more water than you need, then bring it to a boil before lowering it to a bare simmer for at least 3 hours.
(4 hours and it reaches a good pipe-able consistency)

[Anonymous No.13577075]

>>13572839
I fucking love crystals in my cheese, but if you get shitty super-processed cheese you will be safe from cheese crystals.
>tfw you have a piece of pecorino so chockablock full of crystal goodness it fucking CRUNCHES

[Anonymous No.13577113]

>>13571234
i buy honey from a nearby local farm and it has pieces of honeycomb in it, it can look crystal-like and be a bit weird, but it melts and tastes like the rest of the honey

[Anonymous No.13577114]

>>13571715
put me in the screencap lads

[Anonymous No.13577124]

>>13572839
we will definitely laugh

[Anonymous No.13577341]

This entire thread is wonderful. Please include me in the reddit post.

[Anonymous No.13578296]

Yo why does honey crystallize when put on peanut butter

[Anonymous No.13578558]

>>13573307
there are ways to build immunity to environmental allergens
t. successful allergy shot recipient
it takes a long fucking time and you need to go for injections on a monthly basis for at least 2 years
doesn't work for food allergies though

[Anonymous No.13578739]

>>13578296
beacause peanut butter is fucking trash

[Anonymous No.13579026]

Imagine having an irrational fear of crystals instead of a totally sane fear of blood loss or death. Kek

[Anonymous No.13579243]

>>13573055

Walter White in space. OP should smoke that crystal H.

[Anonymous No.13579627]

>>13578296
I’ll bite (and thoroughly explain)
The reason is because peanut butter has no moisture, and what people mean by that, is that peanut butter has extremely small amounts of dihydrogen monoxide (H2O). When you add honey to peanut butter, the relatively small amount of water (in honey) is “redistributed” to the peanut butter, and thus the honey (which is already in a relatively unstable balance of supersaturation) crystallizes as all the water is sucked out.

There’s a couple ways you can think about this that make sense. In one way, you have a super-saturated solution (honey) with no crystallization: crystallization being the one ‘key’ to crystallize the rest of the honey. Indeed, once one infinitely tiny sugar crystal forms, the rest of the honey will crystallize in response. You then add a “solution” of fat soluble molecules (oils, proteins) and other “crystalline” substances (salts, certain minerals). Since the second solution (peanut butter) has literally no water, it immediately ‘sucks’ the water (through osmosis) from the honey into the peanut butter, forcing the crystallization of sugar molecules that leads to a chain reaction in the honey. On the other hand, adding the honey to the peanut butter (which is chock-full of crystalline substances) gives the sugar in the honey a ‘seed’ from which the crystals can form much more easily.

[Anonymous No.13580074]

>>13579627
That was really interesting. Thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.13580164]

>>13579627
Wow thanks ck anon

[Anonymous No.13580281]

>>13572214
>not feeding bee vomit to microbes so that you can drink poisonous yeast piss 2 weeks later
maximum casul

[Anonymous No.13580339]

On a related note does anyone here keep bees? Been interested in this for a while but /diy/ and /an/ didn't have any answers for me.

[Anonymous No.13580361]

>>13571818
>Is there any way to stop crystals from forming in future
Buy decrystallized honey

[Anonymous No.13580504]

>>13571818
WD-40.

[Anonymous No.13580650]

>>13572701
>visit and apicultor.

See that's where you went full retard. Almost all supermarkets in the US sell local raw honey right next to the brand shit. In fact the supermarket near me has more local honey than brand honey

[Anonymous No.13580662]

NO NO NOT THE CRYSTALS. GOD PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THE CRYSTALS.

[Anonymous No.13581198]

This has been a glorious trainwreck, and I was happy to see it. I'm also looking forward to the chemical analysis of various kinds of honey.

[Anonymous No.13581216]

take this shit to /z/

[Anonymous No.13581219]

>>13576661
I think he means an omelette.

[Anonymous No.13581219,1]

This thread was something else.