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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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I'm frying an egg

>> No.13590922
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I flipped it to fry the other side

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I fried an egg

>> No.13590933

>>13590930
incredible

>> No.13590937

LOL nice fucked up egg, idiot. Is this your first time cooking an egg? If it isn't, consider suicide. You'll never be able to do anything right if this is how you cook eggs. What a fucking joke. I bet you were so proud of your shitty egg. It's wrong. It's all wrong. I hope you choke on that egg, or get food poisoning. Idiot

>> No.13590947

how long did the frying process take

just got one of these little egg pans too

maybe I'll get fast food burgers and top them with an egg!

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>>13590919
>>13590922
>>13590930

>> No.13590951

>>13590930
>Screwdriver

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Rev up those fryers!

>> No.13590963

>>13590937
Lol stay jealous, my egg was nice and tasty

>>13590947
Pretty quick

>> No.13590964

>>13590937
>LOL nice fucked up egg, idiot. Is this your first time cooking an egg? If it isn't, consider suicide. You'll never be able to do anything right if this is how you cook eggs. What a fucking joke. I bet you were so proud of your shitty egg. It's wrong. It's all wrong. I hope you choke on that egg, or get food poisoning. Idiot
chill out

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>>13590937

Post your egg

>> No.13591016

>>13590937
You seem rustled.

>> No.13591233 [DELETED] 

Is this the thread for shitskin retards?

>> No.13591353

I've been eating eggs over easy on toast exclusively for the last three days. I cant seem to get enough. When you get the yolk just right.....God damn

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>>13590919
>>13590922
>>13590930
only one egg?

>> No.13591358

>>13591355
It's all he could afford. He doesnt even own a pair of shoes. Thus is the extravagant life in the favela.

>> No.13591878

>all dem salty /gg/ bitchez hating on my sammyboi following him even to obscure boards
obsessed

>> No.13591961

>>13590959
>yolks split
Dog food at that point.

>> No.13592130

>>13590919
This made me laugh so hard and now I feel like a retard. What the fuck has this website done to me

>> No.13592147

>>13590930
Looks good. Nice job.

>> No.13592184

>>13590930
it's a nice egg

>> No.13592393

>>13590937
your post flew over everyones heads but thats okay. i liked it.

>> No.13592446

>>13590930
Looks damn good
>>13590937
kek

>> No.13592655

>>13590930
I like your choice of cutlery. Is that lemon juice?

>> No.13593057

Cheers everybody, I the OP am Samuel from /mu/'s guitar general.


>>13592655
Yes lemon juice.

>> No.13593070

>>13590930
nice job bro

>> No.13593086

>>13590937
give me your address bitch

>> No.13593440

I win.

>> No.13593465

>>13593057
>I the OP am Samuel from /mu/'s guitar general

further information can be found here >>>/mu/92873539

join /gg/ today and get a personalized vocaroo by your beloved Samuel Campos

https://youtu.be/Y3U1JEr2zho

good night everybody, was a blast with ya

>> No.13593482

>>13590937
You're like Cooking Mama on Xbox Live.

>> No.13593483

>>13593465
Hey stop using my vocaroos to promote and sell your degenerate general.

>> No.13593528

>>13590919
>Only one eggy weggy

Coward

>> No.13593565

>>13590930
I wouldn't let the bean touch that nice egg, but you do what you like man. Very nice egg and very nice dish overall

>> No.13593573

>>13593465
Baseado

>> No.13595501

>>13593465
thread doesnt exist anymore :(

>> No.13595649

>>13595501
>>13593465
Sorry that thread got deleted from too much shitposting
Come here
>>>/mu/92877977

>> No.13595984

>>13595649
This was the most autistic thread I ve ever read on this fuck of a website, congrats

>> No.13596756

>>13595649
thanks again to Samuel Campos not only for the great egg recipe

But also for the actual personalized vocaroo.
I hope it's okay if i post it here: https://voca.ro/oBHPF1BlP2z

Everyone interested in food recipes and guitars should seriously check out /gg/ on /mu/ and Sams youtube channel, we're he cooks aswell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jedzcFCEn_w

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>>13590919
>>13590922
>>13590930
Best thread on /ck/ in a long time. Good job, OP.

>> No.13596774

>>13590930
Based

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>>13590919
>>13590922
>>13590930
Way to go OP, cute pan. Proud of you

>> No.13596784

>>13590919
Great, I'll alert the media.

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i have a similar pan, it's shit but it was $1
made this vid to show my friends because i was very excited about it
used it like 3 times total in 5 years

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>>13590959

>> No.13596884

>>13596843
>popping the yolk
Christ, just make scrambled eggs, then.

>> No.13597111

>>13595984
yw bby

>> No.13597127

>>13596843
>>13596884
seriously, who the fuck pops the yolk, THEN flips it to cook the yolk directly on the pan?

Just fucking barbaric.

>> No.13597142

>>13595649
I play guitar and bass. Most people in that thread are brainlets who barely play.

>> No.13597177

>>13597127
>>13596884
the yolk would pop with the flipping anyway
this way it's a little easier to flip

>> No.13597208

>>13597177
>the yolk would pop with the flipping anyway
Yeah if you're a fucking chimpanzee.

>> No.13597227

>>13597208
you cant just ask black people if they are chimpanzees, anon

>> No.13597249

>>13597177
lmao no, no it doesn't.

How do you think you cook an over hard egg?

>> No.13597331

>>13596884
>>13597127
LOOK you fucking BONE heads

it's fucking good to eat popped, jesus fuck you.

>> No.13597334

>>13597331
says fucking who?

I've never ordered an egg from a restaurant and gotten a popped yolk, they'd start a new egg instead of serving that trash.

>> No.13597352

>>13597334
funny enough I was thinking of a smol kitchen where I pop the yolk and server it. Call it like "fuck you eat it" or some trendy city shit.

>> No.13597389

>>13597177
lol are you fucking kidding me?

>> No.13597440

>>13591961
It's a good technique for burgers and sandwiches. That way it doesnt explode yolk when you bite into it

>> No.13597594

>>13597249
>>13597177
of course it's possible to flip it without breaking the yolk (though I'd argue the pan and the wooden spatula I used aren't the ideal tools)
it's easier the way I did for the way I wanted to cook it
if you don't want your egg cooked that way, then don't cook it that way
cook your egg the way you want to
>>13597331
>>13597440
tons of people pop their yolk when they cook eggs for a bunch of different reasons lol
they're just larping as eggsperts

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>>13590919
>>13590922
>>13590930
Man, what a journey. You're doing great, OP.

>> No.13597650

>>13596766
Holy shit is this website THIS low?

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>>13596756
Based

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>>13591961
t.

>> No.13597695

>>13590959
Whats with your pan octagonfag

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>>13597695
expensive meme.

>> No.13597843

>>13597702
>It's... ... ... ... a pan.

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>>13597650
Yes.

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>>13590919
>>13590922
>>13590930

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>>13598043

>> No.13598251

>>13596766
this

>> No.13598604

>>13590919
>>13590922
>>13590930
More cooking than the average /ck/ poster does in a week.

>>13590937
This may be a joke but one of the reasons most people don't post stuff is because autistic manchildren who only eat tendies and post from their mothers basement actually do try and turn into some expert chef and nitpick and ridicule any piece of OC that gets posted.

>> No.13598925

>>13597142
>barely
I don't play at all.

>> No.13598961

>>13590930
That's a glass of semen isn't it?

Nice egg.

>> No.13599006

>>13590930
Those tomaters don't look right...

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>>13590930
Good egg, looks very enjoyable!

>>13590937
Good post.

>> No.13599359

>>13590937
Post your egg, feg

>> No.13599366

>>13590919
>>13590922
>>13590930
Lol

>> No.13599577

>>13598961
If it were up your ass you'd know

>> No.13599580

>>13599006
Who gives a shit?

>> No.13599585

>>13597594
No one cares.

>> No.13599588

That's a weird fuckin meal my guy. Rice, tomato, spring onions, chilli beans and an egg.

>> No.13599589

>>13590951
Most underrated comment in this thread

>> No.13599597

Follow OP on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jedzcFCEn_w

>>13599588
Just a typical Brazilian meal. And that's not onions it's cabbage

>> No.13599605

>>13599597
That's some retarded looking cabbage.

>> No.13599621

>>13599605
That's not what your mother said in my bed last night...

>> No.13599759

>>13590922
holy shit based based

>> No.13599783

>>13590922
I'm curious why do people flip their eggs on the other side ?

>> No.13599870

>>13599783
To get to the other side

>> No.13599876

>>13599783
Because not everyone wants an over easy egg.


For over medium, you flip and allow to cook for 10-15 seconds.

For over hard you flip and allow to cook for 30+ seconds.

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>>13596843
does he ever stop making eggs?

>> No.13600020

>broken yolks in this bitch

Absolute fucking disgusting trash I hope your country is on the new travel ban.

>> No.13600026

>>13590937
Post egg

>> No.13600140

>>13599006
try growing your own food for once, faggot

>> No.13600965

>>13600140
Post weight

>> No.13601771

>>13599783
Who gives a shit?

>> No.13601808

>>13590919
No you're not. You're posting a picture on a icelandic ponytail knitting forum.

>> No.13601823

>>13591961
imagine wanting to deal with a bubbly fat disgusting fucking yolk like a stupid palnigger like yourself would.