/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13606870]

how do you store your butter?

[Anonymous No.13606882]

>>13606870
I've been putting butter in a shot glass, and flipping it upside down into a coffee mug filled with water.
You can also do this with a wine glass.

[Anonymous No.13606885]

>>13606882
does the butter get all watery? does the water get all buttery? how do you keep it from going bad?

[Anonymous No.13606895]

Mmmmmm, wet butter

[Anonymous No.13606900]

>>13606870
UP MY BIG BLACK ASS

[Anonymous No.13606903]

>>13606885
>>13606895
butter is mostly oil.
oil and water dont mix.
the water seals out air, air causes butter to go rancid.
the water is recommend to be replaced every 3 days.

[Anonymous No.13606918]

>>13606885
No the butter doesn't get watery, and the water doesn't get buttery.
It keeps itself from going bad.
I change the water every few days, and the trick to getting the butter neatly in the glass is to use the back side of a spoon to pick up, and spread the butter into the glass.
Just chop up cold butter, and press into the glass until you fill it.

[Anonymous No.13606923]

Fridge and taking out a piece of it in room temp if needed for bread

[Anonymous No.13606929]

>>13606870
in the fridge like a normal person
why does this thing even exists? do people keep their butter for a half of the year so they're afraid of oxidation?

[Anonymous No.13606936]

>>13606929
It's good, because you have spreadable creamy butter available at all times. The rest is in the fridge until needed though.

[Anonymous No.13606941]

>>13606903
butter does not go rancid
>replace the water every 3 days.
OR don't use one of these and you have less to worry about.

[Anonymous No.13606951]

>>13606936
so just for it to be soft enough? why not just wrap the butter or put in a jar and leave in on a counter?

[Anonymous No.13606965]

>>13606951
It lasts longer this way without losing taste. Also just do
>>13606882
instead of buying a butterbell to see if it's even worth doing.

[Anonymous No.13606966]

>>13606870
in a cold region, where i'm at, it's normal to have butter out in a container and replace it when it's been eaten with new sticks from the fridge. it's only out for a few days at a time at 67ºF. sometimes i even have TWO butters sitting out.

[Anonymous No.13606968]

do any of you guys churn your own butter? why would you store butter when you can just make more as you need

[Anonymous No.13606971]

>>13606966
or in places with air conditioning it's the same.

a butter bell is a silly invention that was probably useful 100 years ago.

[Anonymous No.13606996]

>>13606968
you need to separate the fat form the milk, it's fine if you have your own cows but otherwise you get shitty watery milk

[Anonymous No.13607011]

>>13606870
why did you make this thread again?

[Anonymous No.13607034]

>>13607011
how do you store your butter anon?

[Anonymous No.13607104]

Butter dish that I bought from Goodwill for $1. Looks like this. I live in a cool climate.

[Anonymous No.13607159]

>>13606870
In the butter garage like god intended

[Anonymous No.13607232]

how long does it take you fuckheads to go through a stick of butter? why would you ever need to do some convoluted bullshit like this unless you're storing massive amounts of butter?

[Anonymous No.13607246]

>>13607232
This.

How does it take you longer than a few days or a week (at most) to use up a stick/8 tbsp of butter?

[Anonymous No.13607252]

>>13606870
I use a butter bell filled with vodka

[Anonymous No.13607256]

>>13607232
This
I usually go through at least 1 stick of butter every week. If you’re not buying a faggot of butter very 2 weeks, then you’re doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.13607259]

>>13607256
>faggot of butter

[Anonymous No.13607265]

>>13607246
it usually takes a couple weeks for me to go through a stick, that's why I only leave a bit out at a time

[Anonymous No.13607271]

>>13607252

[Anonymous No.13607275]

>>13606882
>>13606918
Please don't do this. It's just uncultured American bullshit. Butter sitting out at room temp on a plate will be fine for the <1 week it stays out before you use it up.

[Anonymous No.13607295]

>>13607265
I have to hide my butter under a thin layer or margarine in a butter bell or my vegan gf gets very upset.

[Anonymous No.13607330]

>>13607295
i hope this is bait

[Anonymous No.13607558]

>>13607330
We used to have a guy called butter bell anon
He had a vegan gf that was pretty mean to him

[Anonymous No.13607899]

>>13607275
>for the <1 week it stays out before you use it up
that's a shitton of butter anon

[Anonymous No.13607901]

>>13606870
in the fridge.
here it's so hot that if you leave it out it'll either be a melted yellow puddle in 5 minutes, or it'll be covered with flies and maggots in 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.13608083]

>>13607232
>>13607246
Most people don't like drinking melted butter, I really don't know how to explain that to you any simpler

[Anonymous No.13608092]

>>13607901
what third world country do you live in? turn on the air conditioner

[Anonymous No.13608108]

>>13607271
it stays sterile unlike water and also kills bugs that try to get to the butter

[Anonymous No.13608120]

>>13607104
I have something very similar that I use, but the glass is less smooth. It fits a slab of Kerrygold on it (or anything of similar size, like Plugra) pretty much perfectly. I also live in a cool climate so I don't have to worry about it sitting out on the counter.

[Anonymous No.13608248]

>>13608092
>keep your home air conditioned to keep the butter cool when nobody is at home

[Anonymous No.13608692]

>>13607275
Why can these creeps just keep their butter in the damn fridge like everyone else with at least 100 IQ?

[Anonymous No.13608716]

>>13606870
In the fridge.
When I use it I cut off thin strips and put it on my bread.

[Anonymous No.13608720]

Freeze it and pull it out by 2 sticks like I'm not a fucking french savage. The French do things well, just not butter.

[Anonymous No.13608908]

>>13606870
Pic somehow reminds me of vietnamese war tunnels gas protection.

[Anonymous No.13609491]

>>13606870
Stop making these goddamn threads just to be smug about your butter bell. Nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.13609514]

>>13607159
>butter garage
Oh, lah-dee-dah, Mr. Rockefeller here calls it a "garage". Call it a butterhole like the rest of us normal people. Butt-hole for short if you're not in polite company.
>>13606870
Surprised nobody has posted the explosive decompression diagram yet.

[Anonymous No.13609535]

I have a butter bell but I've stopped using it. The butter would always detach from the bell and fall into the water dish.

A regular ceramic butter dish works perfectly fine.

[Anonymous No.13609950]

>>13608692
because its too hard to spread you fucking dipshit

[Anonymous No.13610538]

>>13606996
what do you mean cows ? ive got serious creamy in my genes

[Anonymous No.13610557]

>>13609491
a butter stick boi fell took a butter slip trip and the butterdip into the river and drown your laughing

[Anonymous No.13610578]

>>13610538
Why is that rape horse drawn to be kind of a POC?
Seems pretty racist to me in all honesty

[Anonymous No.13610615]

>>13610578
The goo crew no view the skin hue wen de crumbs cool

[Anonymous No.13610647]

>>13610578
Coloured people don't have hair like that you identity politics shithead

[Anonymous No.13610667]

>>13610578
Fuck off and don't harass the good doctor, can we have a civil discussion about how color bind people cook jizz without some mentioning the british bake chicks of BBC

[Anonymous No.13610969]

>>13606870
>>13606882
>>13607104
For me, it’s burying it in my local bog

[Anonymous No.13611125]

>>13607256
>faggot of butter
Like this?

[Anonymous No.13611136]

>>13607104
this

[Anonymous No.13611139]

>>13608248
It's better to keep your house at the same temperature through out the day, then turning it off and having to turn it up when your home.

[Anonymous No.13611212]

>>13611139
It's best to cool a single common room and then turn it off again.

[Anonymous No.13611247]

>>13610969
People like to do that here, but with guns.

[Anonymous No.13611326]

>>13611247
Lol

[Anonymous No.13612147]

>>13606870
I just wrap the paper around the remaining chunk

[Anonymous No.13612165]

>>13606870
What if when you scoop out the butter it leaves an air pocket? What then?

[Anonymous No.13612492]

Why would you want a container of room temp butter on stand-by. Just fold air in to the butter you scrape off the cold block to soften it you fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.13612721]

>>13610578
POC rape more often due to smaller brains and lower impulse control.

[Anonymous No.13613126]

>>13612721
Meanwhile Hollywood.

[Anonymous No.13613529]

I keep the butter in the butter room

[Anonymous No.13613555]

>>13610578
It's Berserk fanart, it looks like that because the artist isn't as competent as Miura (the creator) but they were still trying to approximate his style.

If you do an internet search for rape horse you will probably see what I mean.

[Anonymous No.13613558]

I freeze my butter is there anything wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.13613768]

>>13613555
so rape horse is real?

[Anonymous No.13613802]

>>13607104
this and then stick it in the fridge, i dont get all these other weird methods

[Anonymous No.13615371]

I miss butter bell anon so bad guys ;_;

[Anonymous No.13615386]

>>13606870
To much?

[Anonymous No.13615402]

>>13615386
Last Tango was it? Director was an asshole, lied to these two actors, two are friends, then had them do this. They were pretty upset.

[Anonymous No.13615411]

>>13613768
The name isn't canon, but a horse was possessed by a spirit and was going to rape a girl but got its head was cut off.

[Anonymous No.13615434]

>>13615402
Yes. Tango. Bertolucci pushed them. Beyond.
Today never plausible.
Still one of my favorite flix.

[Anonymous No.13615483]

>>13615434
what happened? did he really butterbanged her anoos?

[Anonymous No.13615516]

>>13615483
Not sure penetration. I don't think so.
Well. He died. Poetic justice.

[Anonymous No.13615520]

>>13615483
Yes. The director made them really do it. To quote him “I wanted Maria to feel, not to act." The director went way out of line and both actors actually stated they felt like they had been raped by the director.

The director has argued it was necessary to humiliate Schneider on film. Later interviews with people have shown it was never in the script and it was made up on the spot that he was just going to anally violate her on film.

[Anonymous No.13615528]

>>13615402
>>13615434
You can bet Brando loved doing it.

[Anonymous No.13615534]

>>13615520
You're changing the story. The reason it was left out of the script was so it would be a surprise to her. That's what he's talking about when he says he wanted her to feel. There was no real penetration, just abject humiliation.

[Anonymous No.13615543]

>>13615534
>There was no real penetration
Yes, yes there was. That was the whole fucking issue. The fact that both actors were not told about it and it was not a simulated sex scene. This is almost unheard of, almost all sex scenes in cinema are not real. That is actually her reacting to getting fucked and not even being told about it. That's why they were pissed.

[Anonymous No.13615557]

>>13615520
So you are saying that unbeknownst to schnieder, brando slipped his buttery benus into her greasy ghee hole?
And this is what we watched on film?

[Anonymous No.13615627]

>>13615534
>>13615543
well did they or didnt they?
If I am going to download this and have a rubbie, then I need to know whats real

[Anonymous No.13615664]

>>13615627
Watch it for the classic.
Ìts not porn
I'm fed up marvel

[Anonymous No.13615764]

>>13615664
If he is really butterbanging her then yes, its a porn

[Anonymous No.13615980]

>>13615543
It's like that movie, "interracial hole stretchers 2."

[Anonymous No.13615990]

>>13606870
Just shove them into fridge

[Anonymous No.13616557]

>>13606900
BASED

[Anonymous No.13616562]

>>13607104
I originally got one of these to keep the cat from licking my butter.

[Anonymous No.13618184]

>>13615990
how do you not understand that cold butter dont spread?

[Anonymous No.13618191]

>>13618184
>not just putting out the butter an hour or so before using it
what's this, a brain for ants?

[Anonymous No.13618280]

>>13618191
who got time for that?
I get up at 5:15 and I am out the door by quarter to six
Are you saying I should set a special alarm?

[Anonymous No.13618300]

>>13610578
It's from berserk. That's how the original looked.

[Anonymous No.13618306]

>>13618280
>he doesn't have a butterclock
the absolute state...

[Anonymous No.13618366]

>>13618300
Gods...I wish that were me (the girl)

[Anonymous No.13618526]

>>13618366
No wonder why you are on co/ck/

[Anonymous No.13618765]

>>13618300
did she was ok?

[Anonymous No.13618771]

>>13618765
she was survived good