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13609212 No.13609212 [Reply] [Original]

Thoughts on the tuna melt?

>> No.13609216

>>13609212
Looks like a gross Amerimutt abomination

>> No.13609219

>>13609216
We did it, /int/! We got the first shitpost!

>> No.13609223

More like tu-"now melts"!

>> No.13609228

Cat food tier, mercury poisoning, smells like bad pussy, usually most dolphin, no taste unless covered in salt and paper.

Tuna is shit, It also should never be heated unless in steak form

>> No.13609229

>>13609219
Plastic cheese and hot, canned tuna fish on shitty wonderbread toast sounds disgusting. Stay mad.

>> No.13609235

>>13609212
I unironically love these. But I also like tuna in general, especially tuna steaks cooked rare.

>> No.13609246

>>13609212
I make mine on sourdough bread and mix in mayo and sriracha and black pepper with the tuna. Then put a nice sharp cheddar on and some arugula

>> No.13609285

>>13609229
That does sound bad, and also literally not what was in the OP pic. Go back to your containment board until you get over your obsession.

>> No.13609312

>>13609212
i don't see fish and cheese going well together but to each its own i guess

>> No.13609334

>>13609212
>fish
>cheese

no thank you

>> No.13609342

>>13609285
>and also literally not what was in the OP pic.
Yes it is, retard.

>> No.13609362
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>>13609212
I'd rather die than eat that shit.

>> No.13609375

>>13609342
Okay, /int/-shit. Might need stronger glasses.

>> No.13609380

>>13609212
Youve done it all wrong friend.
>thick cut sourdough you dont want too much heat going to the fish
>one slice, open face tuna melt is ol' goddy boy's favorite
>remove the diced red onion. this is too much
>only use high quality canned tunner (its pricey)
>swiss cheese is the cheese for a melt

this is the way

>> No.13609389

>>13609212
And ive just realized that those are diced celery and not capers in pic related.
ARE U A FUCKING ASHOLE?
capers are a must.


jesus dude. get it togather

>> No.13609392

>>13609375
You can tell that the cheese is that sliced kraft bullshit by its consistency and colour.
The tuna is obviously the canned variety.
The bread is generic "wheat" sliced bread you buy at any Walmart that has been toasted.

There are some vegetables in there and probably mayo mixed into the tuna which probably tastes good cold, but when it's served piping hot on a melt sandwich it simply sounds disgusting. You might like it because you were raised with that type of food but accept that the majority of the world probably doesn't.

>> No.13609400

>>13609389
I see onion and pepper. No idea where you're seeing celery or I'm fucking blind.

>> No.13609405

>>13609380
How do you feel about this in panini format?

>> No.13609406

>>13609392
You got proof of this or just what your muddled, inbred, Yuropoor eyes tell you?

>> No.13609407

>>13609406
Look at the fucking picture you blind retard.

>> No.13609413
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13609413

>>13609400
wow. yes. you may be right. a green bell pepper is even worse...

what was this melt maker thinking?
If you want people to take you seriously your melt must have capers.

i am made sad by the corruption of something beautiful as demonstrated in OPs post.

>> No.13609416

>>13609407
Looks like premium deli Cheddar cheese and freshly cooked albacore tuna to me, Björn. So unless you got some hard proof it’s anything but, I suppose your word means less than shit, does it not?

>> No.13609419

>>13609392
>>13609407
That's clearly cheddar cheese (the yellow comes from the spice added to it). You can tell by the texture that it's also not canned tuna, but tuna from a vacuum-sealed pouch. That bread is also clearly an artesian multigrain.
Apparently they don't have real food where you come from, which probably isn't anywhere civilised in Europe because you're hating on mayonnaise.

>> No.13609420
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13609420

>>13609416
>Looks like premium deli Cheddar cheese

>> No.13609421

>>13609405
ive never tried
and likely wont
as the tuna would not take compression well and would likely take too much heat.

and im not one who would shy away from them, but this is no place for peninis

>> No.13609427

>>13609420
I’ve never had Cheez Whiz. I’m not some European village peasant that jumps for joy when mummy makes some arugula broth for dinner. I’m sorry you live such a life where Cheez Wiz is the standard in which all other cheese is compared to. Quite sad.

>> No.13609429
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>>13609427
You're American. You've ate nothing but the equivalent of cheese wiz your entire life if you consider OP's "cheese" premium LOL.

>> No.13609437
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>>13609429
Holy seethe and obsessed. And I’m not even American.

>> No.13609440

>>13609419
>cheddar cheese (the yellow comes from the spice added to it)
>cheddar cheese
>spice added to it
the fuck you doing america?

>> No.13609442
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>>13609437
Imagine calling cheese product "premium cheddar." If you're not an American you're an honorary one.

>> No.13609444

>>13609212
Looks good.

>> No.13609455

>>13609442
Yes, yes. Europeans don’t have access to cheddar. Only Swiss variant #37 and Mozzarella #89. Seethe, cope, and obsess harder. I flat out tell you I’m not American and yet you still can’t help but bring them up. Absolutely pathetic.

>> No.13609457

>>13609440
He means annatto

>> No.13609459

>>13609429
>>13609437
You're both homosexuals. /int/ is a cancer.

>> No.13609464
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13609464

>>13609455
In Europe, we sell velveeta in the premium cheddar section.

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>>13609459
>You're both homosexuals. /int/ is a cancer.

>> No.13609480

>>13609457
Proper cheddar isn't coloured with annatto.

>> No.13609484

>>13609472
You're not proving me wrong. /int/-tier arguments are literal trash.

>> No.13609946
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13609946

>>13609212
I like them open-faced.

>> No.13610886

>>13609459
Cope and seethe, mutt.
>>13609464
Sounds like a European problem.

>> No.13612728

>>13609946
This

>> No.13612751

>>13610886
>he hasn't realized /int/ was a containment board for obsessive faggots
Go home and come up with some new buzzwords.