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>> No.13616189

>>13616178
That didn't take long.

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>> No.13616219

>>13616123
what a fucking cunt that ramsey is
greasy pizza is a fucking style and its fucking good
its like people who think something has too much cheese. fuck off its just not to your taste

as far as raw dough? yeah , knead any fresh out of the oven pizza crust and you are gonna see raw looking dough

what a fucking phony

>> No.13616222

>>13616219
>, knead any fresh out of the oven pizza crust and you are gonna see raw looking dough
Not if it's cooked all the way through.

>> No.13616228

>>13616178
i'm going to make this one of these days

>> No.13616241

>>13616202
Eh, sampling grapes isn't that weird.

>> No.13616264

>>13616219
.t Pete Fafalios

>> No.13616275

>>13616228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjbO1-x0pc4

>> No.13616287

>>13616202
Don't mind me, just pirating these grapes.

>> No.13616378

>>13616202
Do americans really sell individually picked grapes in zip-lock bags?
Next thing you'll tell me those are deseeded too

>> No.13616390

>>13616378
They aren't deseeded, most of the breeds sold in grocery stores naturally don't have seeds.

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>> No.13616567

>>13616219
I don't know what sort of dirt farmer you are, but we here like some goddamn pizza.

That there is no pizza, it's a travesty.

>> No.13616572

>>13616378
The bags are normally like 5lb each.

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>>13616211
>tomato
why ruin a good sandwhich/burger with a disgusting vegetable?

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>>13616218
the entirety of this video is fucking reddit
>rare medium steak
>rubber gloves
>excessive cheese
>bacon

>> No.13616608

>>13616578
Tomatoes are fruits

>> No.13616625

>>13616583
I always find these black gloves to be repulsive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-HqeooQnyI

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>> No.13616670

>>13616171
man 1 chinese kid can cook better than 300mil americans

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>> No.13616682

>>13616116
I'm mad. Why am I so mad.

>> No.13616691

>>13616219
is this new pasta

>> No.13616695

>>13616161
can i feed this to a vegan?

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>> No.13616700

>>13616202
its not that she is eating the grape
its the fact that she opens the bag to take it and then just leaves it there

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>> No.13616716

>>13616378
Those have stems.

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i wish theres more webm of her

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>> No.13616734

>>13616679
It's hard to tell with the 480p, but that chicken looks dry as fuck

>> No.13616741

>>13616697
Blessed surly king of the egg fort.

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>> No.13616778

>>13616697
How does he escape his calcium prison???

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>> No.13616839

>>13616826
>clearly isn't working
>keeps trying it anyways
This isn't the great American ingenuity that once made your nation great. Put that shit into a spraygun or something.

>> No.13616846

>>13616697
Where's the egg autist who gets triggered by this video?

>> No.13616853
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>>13616826
i'll never get the people who make burgers so tall. how do you eat it? you can;t hold the buns together

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>> No.13616859

>>13616695
If you use vegan pastry.

>> No.13616865

>>13616670
That's a 50 year old man.

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>>13616853
>how do you eat it?
>posts video demonstrating how to eat it

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>>13616866
but you can't enjoy all the slices if you eat them individually

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>> No.13616897

>>13616717
Asians are fucking animals.

>> No.13616903

>>13616846
Well he's definitely overcooking the shit out of those eggs, but that sandwich looks great

>> No.13616907

>>13616839
that burger is in australia

>> No.13616913

>>13616123
I can find Ramsey entertaining, but no matter how many times I see this clip it never stops being infuriating. Yes, if you hold a pipping hot pizza right out of the oven like that the cheese is going to fall off, especially if you use the fucking spatula to help it do so. Yes its greasy, because any good pizza with a lot of cheese is. No it doesn't look under cooked.

I know he did this for drama, but he really did fuck over the pizza guys shop just for views.

>> No.13616915

>>13616907
Oh. Well I guess that is the Australian ingenuity that made their nation rock merchants.

>> No.13616920

>>13616907
That's odd, they must have inverted the footage, but the cheese is dripping downwards.
>>13616915
Giggled.

>> No.13616924

>>13616695
>>13616859

If you can find a suitable cream cheese supplement too.

>> No.13616927

>>13616882
those fat hands.

>> No.13616928

>>13616924
I had no idea what the white stuff was, thanks for clearing that up.

>> No.13616931

>>13616920
>That's odd, they must have inverted the footage, but the cheese is dripping downwards

Fuckin KEK'D

>> No.13616959

>>13616583
is this some "tell me when" gone wrong? that was the whole fucking bucket.

>> No.13616967

>>13616959
>gone wrong
Considering the serving implement was a garden trowel, I'm pretty certain that was the intended outcome.

>> No.13616977

>>13616967
I figured it was just to be cute like a garden bucket with dirt and they would just sprinkle a little, not heap, but then it kept happening.

>> No.13616987

>>13616428
it was physically impossible for him to dont make that fucking face

>> No.13617041

>>13616116
I think i'm the only one who was actually eaten there before, it is very good

>> No.13617043

>>13617041
only one on this board*

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>>13617068

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Time to ban w*men from kitchens

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>>13617078
>>13617080
the tomato ruins it

>> No.13617091

>>13617073
>self-censoring faggot

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>> No.13617100

>>13617097
>michelin star dorito noodles comin right up

>> No.13617101

>>13616143
I know this is just for (You)s but the complaint was the ratio of meat along with its cook. Its diameter was massive compared to the bun used meaning there was no composed bite until you're a ways in, whereas the bottom took into consideration everything from the size of the patty to the amount of toppings.

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>> No.13617151

>>13617078
>>13617080
whats that powder there putting on it?

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>>13616882
>wear gloves to avoid burning
Its just jalapeños you baby, christ...

>> No.13617189

>>13616116
That's too much fucking butter

>> No.13617199

>>13617189
It's called keto, learn about it.

>> No.13617215

>>13617073
>just the tip

>> No.13617227

>>13617199
Fucking giggled.

>> No.13617267

>>13616188
it hurts

>> No.13617437

>>13616123
>Gordon "Pretentious Tosser" Ramsey unjustly dissing the Denver Finest Drippin' Style Rare Pizza (or as I took to call it the "Ver'Pin'Za"), like the pretentious fucking tosser he is.
How come I am unsurprised with such faggotry from him?

>> No.13617457

>>13616857
>the secret to this black chicken?
>food dye
Fuck off.

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To directly quote Jack: "It was the best chili I've ever had, the best I've ever done on the show and best I've ever eaten. This is to me better than any chili I have up already."

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>>13617457
Could be worse...

>> No.13617474

>>13617472
But is it juicy?

>> No.13617477

>>13617474
I think it's considered to be a sports drink, not a juice.

>> No.13617479

>>13617089
Literally Ja/ck/-tier, only looking a bit fancier.

>>13617468
>keeps adding
>the bucket does not fill
H O W
O
W

>> No.13617489

>>13617069
>One woman there so the cuck leaves the seat down

>> No.13617504

>>13617472
No it can't be. Your pic was made for an art project. People didn't eat that. The black sauce-injected chicken is something that someone made with the intention of eating it.

>> No.13617509

>>13617504
>Your pic was made for an art project.
Yes.
>People didn't eat that.
Maximum doubtage.

>> No.13617521

>>13616700
Yeah that's the point dumb fuck

>> No.13617538

>>13616928
No worries, the total ingredients are:
1 apple
1 tablespoon lemon juice
3 tablespoons water
1 to 2 sheets puff pastry
1/4 cup cream cheese
3 tablespoons sugar
Cinnamon
Melted butter to line cupcake baking tray

>> No.13617546

>>13616116
holy shit do amerifats really eat that shit?

>> No.13617560

>>13616188
Could tell that it was from "Come Dine With Me" just based on the camera work. Its still surprises me how they can they can fine even worse cooks as the series goes on.

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>> No.13617703

>>13616171
this little guy is probably a better cook than 80 percent of the people on this board

>> No.13617757

>>13616218
I can kind of understand that, strip steaks are shit as is.

>> No.13617771

>>13616625
>that last one
HOLY JESUS
WHAT IS THAT!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!

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>>13616116
/r/ing the one of some guy making an egg curry. Had to do with womens day or something.

>> No.13617843

>>13616378
rent free

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>>13617828

>> No.13618016

>>13617662
imagine the leverage that thing must provide, damn
that's one fine ass lever

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>>13617828
>>13617848
>Rick Stein
>some guy

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>>13617073

>> No.13618317

>>13616202
>not sampling watermelon
cringe

>> No.13618386

>>13617041

Where?

>> No.13618421

>>13617662

I'm not understanding how this is different from a pasta roller. I feel like this is much more labor intensive but with no difference in efficiency or final product other than being able to say "this pasta was made entirely by hand." Which is a meme in and of itself.

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>> No.13618434

>>13618429
wot

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>> No.13618484

Lanches porcos. Mal feitos.

>> No.13618633

>>13617169
t. someone who clearly hasn't cut more than 3 jalapenos in one sitting.

you WILL get pain for hours if you touch jalapenos for more than about 5 minutes

>> No.13618641

>>13617468
that's a fucking vegetable and bean stew with a bit of meat, god this man is a fucking disgrace. and you need browning on the meat to make a good chili

>> No.13618925

>>13616869
how much garlic cloves is one powder?

>> No.13618928

>>13618633
yes, but to your dick it feels surprisingly similiar to a live vagina

>> No.13618956

>>13617468
i think I actually threw up a little

>> No.13618963

>>13617477
oh, okay. is it sports drinky, then?

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>>13618925
anon please

>> No.13619039

>>13617468
God fucking damn it you can't fucking call it cooking if you just throw in a dozen of different cans of bullshit and heat it jesus
I understand stuff like beans, but holy fuck even tomato sauce from a bottle? How lazy can you be

>> No.13619329

>>13616188
Does anyone else here do steak in the oven sometimes? I get more consistent results with it than in a pan when indoors.

>> No.13619395

>>13616143
R A T I O
A
T
I
O

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>>13616161

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>>13616202

>> No.13619408

>>13616874
Is there something wrong with this? This was clearly aged, no? Am I autistic?

>> No.13619414

>>13617468
>cooked for 4 minutes

>> No.13619422

>>13619329
I like to sear my steaks in a cast iron pan, 2 mins each side, then stick it in the oven for 6 mins or so at 425°F to finish it up.

>> No.13619429

>>13618436
What is happening here? The coffee is boiling thus giving you more cream?

>> No.13619432

>>13617468
Wasn't this the chili he made for a competition at his church and he said the meat was year old leftovers? He also claimed the competition was rigged when he didn't even get third place.

>> No.13619433

>>13617662
I'm interested in how that thing is attached to the wall

>> No.13619436

>>13619432
No.

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>> No.13619456

>>13617151
farofa. It's cassava flour toasted with spices. very traditional in Brazil as a side dish, but not usual for hot dogs except in a few states.

>> No.13619502

>>13619408
it looks fine to me

>> No.13619509

>>13619445
Those both look like fucking shit. They were fine until the retard was like "HEY LET'S DUMP SOME FUCKIN CHEETOS ON HERE MANNNN." The worst part was when they tried to take a moneyshot at the end and the burrito looked even worse.

>> No.13619552

>>13619445
That half ass cut in the end.

>> No.13619613

>>13618436
how do they get the coffee to come up thru the sand into the cup

>> No.13619645

>>13619613
Retard alert.

>> No.13619666

>>13619613
pipes

>> No.13619680

https://youtu.be/1NWQIITKHSI

>> No.13619700

>>13619645
?
>>13619666
ahh ok

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>>13619680

>> No.13619709

>>13619700
There is no coffee coming though the sand.

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>>13619709

>> No.13619713

>>13619709
oh ok

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>> No.13619734

https://youtu.be/4LezY6RfVYw

>> No.13619853 [DELETED] 

>>13619401
I want that fucker dead, what embarrassing behavior for someone not black.

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>> No.13619872

>>13616116
This place is actually pretty good

>> No.13619879

>>13619868
shameful. he needs to sharpen his swords

>> No.13619897

>>13617828
>popping every bean at once
I've never thought of this as a possibility

>> No.13619917

>>13619422
try the reverse. no really, you wont go back

>> No.13619924

>>13617468
I'm honestly mad

>> No.13619966

>>13616123
waitress was such a qt

>> No.13619972

>>13616178
Is this serious also does it bother anyone else the pussy ass way he stirs food and puts the cheese on? It reminds me of the way my extremely timid and inept ex would finger me and is making me unreasonably mad

>> No.13620011

>>13619868
what kind of snake gets that big?

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>> No.13620021

>>13620011
That's a tuna, dipshit.

>> No.13620022

>>13616762
Ive never been this angry before. No fucking seasoning at all, wtf is wrong with these people?

>> No.13620087

>>13616853
This, I'd much rather just eat two double/triple Patty burgers than that monstrosity

>> No.13620153

>>13616578
fuck off tomatoes are the best and are good on nearly anything

>> No.13620184

>>13616717
theres no fucking way all that can fit inside her

>> No.13620192

>>13616697
why doesn't he refrigerate the eggs? isnt that bad?

>> No.13620207

>>13620192
Are you fucking serious?

>> No.13620214

>>13620207
I mean when I buy them from the safeway they're refrigerated, so I figure they need to be in the fridge at home too.

>> No.13620242

>>13620207
It is a legitimate question. From that video alone, it looks like he has at least 300 eggs in stock. Preparing one took him a minute. That means he could sell 300 eggs per day, which is what an egg lasts unrefrigerated, only if he would be working non-stop. Which I doubt he does.
>>13620192
I suspect it has to do with him being a pajeet

>> No.13620270

>>13616695
You can feed anything to a vegan with enough violence and conviction.

>> No.13620272

>>13620242
Ive read that that only happens to previously chilled eggs. They sweat and bacteria grows faster. You can still find plenty of stores that sell eggs in non refrigerated shelves

>> No.13620306

>>13616171
>he gives his little brother a piece before putting it into the pan

That’s a good kid.

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>> No.13620349

>>13616625
This was strangely cathartic to watch. At least I haven't reached this point (yet)

>> No.13620362

>>13620315
this guy eats months old meat too. post him cracking eggs in his mouth in public like a nutcase

>> No.13620368

>>13620315
Is this dipshit eating raw meat, milk, and a stick of butter?

>> No.13620376

>>13616679
>Multiple cuts of the carrot going into the chicken
kek

>> No.13620401

>>13620022
????

>> No.13620416
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>>13620368
Yes. He's the anti-vegan.
>>13620362
OK. Any other Sv3rige webm requests?

>> No.13620419

>>13620307
>no gloves, wearing a giant watch

I'm not impressed, this guy is just an idiot

>> No.13620471

>>13617089
looks good

>> No.13620488

>>13618421
>pasta

>> No.13620524

>>13620416
can your fucking sverige tards just stop he's fucking balding and doesn't even do the diet correctly

>> No.13620544
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>>13620524
No. I don't agree with him but I like watching him eat and say crazy shit. Eating raw eggs isn't so bad either. Normals eat steak tar tar from time to time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNlslWvUDe8

>> No.13620551

>>13617662
>Your local noodle shop doesn't smash their balls in the pasta process
It's like everyone else isn't even trying.

>> No.13620560

>>13617848
Made this shit after I first saw it and loved it. Thank you /ck/

>> No.13620626

>>13620192
he doesn't need to, as a surly eggman, he sells all of his eggs before closing.
Many customers are saddened when they travel to purchase his exquisite egg sandwiches, only to fight out he has no more eggs for that day.

>> No.13620640

>>13616608
Takes one to know one,lol:)

>> No.13620641

>>13616869
You're supposed to marinate it in the buttermilk, no?

>> No.13620769

>>13620011
The snake is normal sized the Japanese are just very small.

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>>13616857
If I bit into that I'd freak the fuck out

>> No.13620882

>>13619429
Its probably like a Cafe au Lait, so when the milk in the coffee boils it quickly rises.

>> No.13620899

>>13616171
Anybody have any idea what those last few ingredients were?

>> No.13620946

>>13616717
imagine...

>> No.13620951

>>13617041
>>13618386
>>13619872
Solly's is based. Kopp's is right down the street though and is better.

>> No.13620977

>>13616865
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3578932/Put-flower-boy-Michelle-s-husband.html

>> No.13621107

>>13616143
>>13616123
This is not pizza

That is not a "burger"

I mean, you'd think the typical American could at least tell the difference between the best burger you can get (smash) and a meatloaf. People like to shit on Gordon because he's a foreigner but he's right those restaurants are out of touch.

>> No.13621244

>>13616717
If she kept all that down i want to know how massive of a dump she had.

>> No.13621267

>>13618421
I think this is for ramen noodles, I heard somewhere that the dough has a very low water content and is therefore very hard. Pasta rollers are more useful for the final sheets than preparing the dough. Imo they should just use a machine or if they want to larp really hard build an oldschool water hammer (Monjolo)

>> No.13621423

>>13617169
Worked at korean restaurant had to cut up thousands of those tiny red peppers that were 1000x hotter than jals.. never wore gloves....

>> No.13621428

>>13617468
Almost no meat, not cooked clearly enough, this might be ok next day type of thing.. NOO seasoning.. NO chilipowder or cumin... soupy mess. I made better chili as a child. Just a can of chipotle... fuck me.

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>>13616116

>> No.13621445

>>13620270
This is true, we are generally pretty frail.

>> No.13621463

>>13616116
Anyone who serves that to their child should be shot in the neck.

>> No.13621469

>>13616648
Comfy

>> No.13621470

>>13616697
wrong filename

>> No.13621524

>>13620544
the fuck off to his youtube channel and join his cult of followers and while your at it get the fuck off my board

>> No.13621529

>>13616171
>TFW kept thinking he was going to shove the tyke into the wok.

>> No.13621530
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>>13616116
Goddamn. That woman sipping the water.
I can smell that unique Wisconsin-style depression right through the screen.
She's the embodiment of "I am never getting out of this town"

>> No.13621531

>>13621529
You've been on 4chan too long

>> No.13621541
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>>13621529
This is known as the "Chinaman's Treat" and is a common initiation into manhood in rural areas.
The lad is not allowed out of the wok until he finishes the meal.

Foreign cultures are so much better than what we useless wh*tes have.

>> No.13621544

>>13621524
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1580983793212.webm

>> No.13621546

>>13616853
From her wikipedia article:

>"[Yuka Kinoshita] uploads daily videos, in which she eats 5000 to 23000 kcal a day."

Literally how

>> No.13621547

>>13621546
purging

>> No.13621564

>>13621544
if you put the same amount effort in sucking dick as you did that post your may get paid for it

>> No.13621581

>>13616428
now why exactly does a coffee need your face on it?

>> No.13621582

>>13616143
Identical burgers but he cant eat the one made by others.
Phony ramsay.

>> No.13621605

>>13619613
lmao

>> No.13621614
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>>13621581
why not?

>> No.13621630

>>13617101
People on here don't realise or don't want to that in the episode itself they make this massive cowboy burger that should have a bigger bun, but since they didn't have the big bun anymore they just used a regular bun but still the oversized cowboy burger patty.

>> No.13621649

>>13617479
"Chef Bloomfield is notable for achieving the highest score of any single challenger in Iron Chef America history, accomplishing the feat during her 56–53 victory over Michael Symon in 2008.
As of the 2012 Michelin Guide, she is one of ten female chefs in the United States to hold a Michelin star."

>> No.13621655

>>13621649
She was so good in Mind of a Chef, too

>> No.13621662

>>13619713
I feel for you brainlet.
The sand is used as a barrier between the coffee and the pan, when they need to heat up the coffee they push through the sand to get direct contact (thus more heat).

>> No.13621663

>>13619972
Are you a grill? Pls say no

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>>13619702

>> No.13621678

>>13616913
>fat separates from cheese when it melts
anon idk what cheese you buyin but that's not supposed to happen with cheese

>> No.13621683

>>13619868
Guess his blade was only folded 99 times.

>> No.13621687

>>13620272
e.g. anywhere in >yurop
The reason being that the eggs aren't washed of their protective layer, and don't need refrigeration, at least not for a week or two.

>> No.13621689

>>13621678
Probably plastic American crap.

>> No.13621696

>>13620315
>>13620416
Christ. I wonder what his shits are like

>> No.13621709

>>13617828
That lady stealing a piece of popcorn makes me irrationally angry for what she doing. It's like that fat cunt stealing grapes in the supermarket.

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>>13616717
>pans down to her massive thighs

>> No.13621718

>>13617097
put carbs on your carbs

>> No.13621724

>>13616123
some mangiapastapizza here?
This pizza its good in your country?

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>>13621244

>> No.13621728

>>13621718
At the food and cooking board we consider food in terms of flavor and texture. Keep /fit/ shit in /fit/.

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>>13621696
He says raw meat digests so well that he doesn't shit always. I can't find the video yet but I'm looking for it.

>> No.13621735

>>13621709
she's bringing it over to the cameraman to taste?

>> No.13621747

>>13621687
>anywhere in >yurop
Eggs are chilled here in Denmark unless you buy them straight from the henhouse.
Maybe you're not so fucking clever as you like to pretend on 4chan.

>> No.13621757

>>13616116
Do Americans really

>> No.13621809

>>13621541
Is this how the surly prince of the egg keep became the surly king of the egg fort?

>> No.13621869

>>13620882
milk is added later

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>>13616717
there's one thing i need in this world and that is the pic of her bloated stomach immediately after that session

>> No.13621932

>>13616188
No one wants to talk about how she keeps touching the food with that nasty oven mitt?

>> No.13621997

>>13616897
No but sodomists are

>> No.13622017

>>13616679
love this webm. They knew EXACTLY what they were doing with that carrot.

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>>13616691
can't you read?
its pizza

>> No.13622047

>>13616762
wouldn't potato starch be better for this?

>> No.13622051

>>13616727
>that bent pot
looks good actually. might give this a shot one day

>> No.13622060

>>13616778
Ugh... Knock it off. Wasn't funny 5 years ago still isn't.

>> No.13622130

>>13620307
is he cutting leg quarters into chunks?

>> No.13622240

>>13620018
How do you go about eating this?

>> No.13622269

>>13616202
Do you guys seriously not sample berries or grapes before buying? I worked produce in 3 different grocery stores. No one gives a shit. Enjoy wasting $5 on unsweet bullshit fruit

>> No.13622860

>>13618436
Everytime I see this I think about how easy and painful it would be to burn my knuckles in the sand.

>> No.13622875

>>13619868
I was expecting the fish to be full of parasites.

>> No.13622886

>>13620307
Fuck that.

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>>13622886
indeed

>> No.13622936

>>13622918
Where's the booze? Don't tell me this is a kiddie party even though it without a doubt is

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>>13622936
IDK. I don't have OC cooking content I just save stuff. Looks like a better childhood than mine.

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>>13622975

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>>13622980

>> No.13622995
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>> No.13623001

>>13616116
this has way less butter than I remember it having.

before when I remembered this video I could swear they used either half or a whole wrapped block of butter on each burger.

>> No.13623068

>>13616857

Of course he has ugly arm tattoos

>> No.13623108

>>13616171
This is the kind of thing I can imagine PJW saying "that's fucking gross, cooking outdoors and adding abnormal ingredients; some cultures are better than others" to, and it just made me angry.
Fuck you, anon.

>> No.13623118

>>13616228
Some fat, disabled autist already did
https://youtu.be/DYjVV1-bT8A

>> No.13623136

>>13621541

Right, they're not savages

>> No.13623138

>>13623118
Didn't know Jack was autistic.

>> No.13623151

>>13622975

jesus christ chinaman, it's only a fish

>> No.13623165

>>13620184
Have you learnt nothing from hentai?

>> No.13623175

>>13623108
>angry
>at webm on indonesian sounding forum
bruh

>> No.13623184

>>13617472
Even if I ate this, it would be better. The colour of the food is supposed to hint towards the flavours. Black chicken could be flavoured with squid ink or seaweeds, or some exotic spice I've never heard of. Food dye is just for
>Lol it's just normal chicken but a colour
Art is made by the restrictions we impose on ourselves.

>> No.13623197

>>13618633
I cut much hotter peppers (thai birds eye, scotch bonnet, but jolokia, etc.) in much larger quantities for much longer periods of time with no gloves. Fucking s-yb-y.
>muh skin

>> No.13623238

>>13617089
gross.

I would never eat a raw burger like that.

>> No.13623249

>>13623197
>he thinks soyboy is filtered
Lurk moar, newfag.

>> No.13623251

>>13621541
That little boy looks exactly like me, and he's being abuse like I was.

>> No.13623271

>>13617068
why??? just why????

>> No.13623286

>>13617468
whats the botle he is pouring in? beer?

i want to taste this. im confused

>> No.13623288

>>13623271
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1581020490924.webm

It's so much worse than you imagine

>> No.13623325

>>13617097
>>13617106
>>13617113
>>13617117
>>13617129
>>13617138

This shit makes me irrationally angry. Always they build up some giant monstrosity of different textures, like crunchy chips, then dump a gallon of liquid over it to make a soggy mess. FUCK

>> No.13623338

>>13620416
ew he seems like a gross person
his shit must be superross and his semen must smll like death

>> No.13623385

>>13620560
This isn't even, like, a good egg curry. There are many regional variants and this one looks kinda crap. Try my regional version too
>Beat together eggs, cilantro, fenugreek, and salt (should be well incorporated but not frothy)
>Fry diced onions on medium high with salt in a good glug of sunflower oil in a frying pan until golden brown
>>They should be just about swimming in oil - trust me, you need that for lubricant
>Add thinly sliced chillies (however many you think will be enough, double it) and fry until aromatic
>Add bassar (if you can buy it or have the energy to make it) and cumin seeds to the onions - fry briefly and do not allow to burn (should just begin to smell aromatic after a few seconds, but will smell sharp and stinging when burnt)
>>Sub cayenne powder and turmeric, and add a dash of indian mustard oil if you can't
>Quickly add the egg mixture to the pan and turn heat to medium/medium-low. Mix quickly to incorporate all ingredients but stop when the egg starts to solidify
>Allow the egg to cook on the bottom - lift up the sides to allow the raw mix on top to leak below the egg pancake and cook on the frying pan's surface
>When mostly solid, flip and cook on the other side
>Finish with a sprinkle of garam masala
Bitch comes out like a fat omlette and you just cut out a thick pie wedge of it and eat it with bread. That shit was my childhood.

>> No.13623389

>>13616670
Dare I say, rent free?

>> No.13623502

>>13618421
Spectacle, note the dude is right there in the dining area

>> No.13624038

>>13619432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=18&v=MrcW5rqFUn0&feature=emb_logo

>> No.13624057

>>13622995
Love this one

>> No.13624095

>>13617097
Dudes in prison do this exact same thing with shit they buy in commisary.
https://youtu.be/bZTbuC3suW0

>> No.13624117

>>13616143
he cut his in half before serving, which does make them easier to eat.

>> No.13624131

>>13620192
Eggs when laid from a chicken have a protective coating. In the us they wash em off at the egg factory farm. Everywhere they leave it on. If the coating is on you don't need to refrigerate them

>> No.13624132

>>13616202
>>13616241
>>13616287
>>13616378
>>13616700
>>13618317
>>13619401
>>13622269
dont feel bad about eating the grapes or nuts or whatever. i work at a supermarket and all my corkers and myself do it.

>> No.13624142

>>13622936
those were weed brownies

>> No.13624206

>>13623338
>his shit must be superross and his semen must smll like death
He claims that if he eats only a raw meat diet he barely needs to shit or not at all because it is all nutrients topkek. I've been looking for the video whenever I can but no luck yet.

>> No.13624218

>>13617472
Plenty of protein and maximum dehydration. Imagine this turkey as a pre workout or post workout snack.

>> No.13624228

>>13624131
Shouldn't you at least wash the shit off the eggs? Steel wool + water? No soap? How is it done?

>> No.13624238

>>13624228
>Shouldn't you at least wash the shit off the eggs?

Why? You're not going to eat the shells

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>>13624238
Can't some of the egg liquid get some shit in it as you crack it? IDK. Sometimes I get shell in it when I crack it and pull it out with a fork or tweezers. Probably wont kill me anyway. Can just wait until you are about to eat it and then wash it I suppose.

>> No.13624255

>>13616648

Had this in Seoul, was pretty damn good.

>> No.13624257

>>13624238
this is how you get ecoli lol

>> No.13624261

>>13624257
I don't follow, it's on the outside

>> No.13624279

>>13622936
They put rohypnol in the nacho cheese. It's all about the after party.

>> No.13624293

>>13621541
kek

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>>13624253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmddNJgVbaM
For someone who is outspoken about drugs are bad (specifically marijuana and lsd) he sure talks like a Bill Hicks hippie that fried his brain on them. Eating raw chicken covered in flies but taking lsd is crazy? Cmon man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbyPXXBO2oU have some raw bat fgt.

>> No.13624371

>>13624349
I don't know much about him, but the story of how he stopped eating pretty much altogether and kept gazing at the sun for so long that he had to be rushed to a hospital for malnutrition was enough. I also think that when he started eating raw meat he got really sick for some time.

>> No.13624382

>>13622918
>pizza boxes all open before people even arrive
why doesn't he just put them in the fridge so they're proper cold and dry when people arrive?
>>13622936
there are candles there that say 1 and 2, along with toy cars and a cake that says happy birthday.
either this is a 12 year olds birthday party, or a retarded 21 year olds birthday party. either way, it's probably not a good idea to have booze.

>> No.13624406

>>13623288
yikes,
also love how the first ingredient in the homemade tomato sauce is canned tomato sauce

>> No.13624416

>>13623288
seriously, I need to the full video in my life. is this on youtube?

>> No.13624421

>>13620640
lmaooooo

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>>13624371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJPRimOgrYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRbY9x77to
Yeah he's pretty nuts. I'll have a raw egg every now and then but that's as far as I'm willing to go.
Staring at the MF sun wtf??? Fucking dingleberry

>> No.13624433

>>13624261
You can't crack an egg without the outside getting on the inside. The whole reason they started pasteurizing eggs was to prevent ecoli infections when people undercooked them or ate them raw. Idiot.

>> No.13624441

>>13624433
So don't eat raw eggs, problem solved

>> No.13624483

>>13624431
I am generally trying to be open minded and try to find merit in everything and see things other's perspectice, but I just can't see myself taking anyone who actually does sungaze seriously.

>> No.13624579

>>13621546
I forget the details but she's basically a mutant. Her brain doesn't produce whatever hormone tells the body 'we're full shut it down!' and she eats slowly. On top of that eating large meals regularly stretches the stomach, it's how competitive eaters shovel shit down.

Basically she puts it through her system and it comes out the other end relatively undigested so even if it's normally 5k calories worth of food she might only get a third of that. Stuff yourself for 3-4 hours a day on stream, get paid and come out as cute and skinny as before. Rinse and repeat.

>> No.13624767

>>13621530
how do you make the raymoo pancake

>> No.13624798

>>13624767
First you lick your armpit.

>> No.13624822

>>13620951
Yes i've been to both many times

>> No.13624917

>>13620011
The one in my pants

>> No.13625124

>>13619422
I do 3m on one side
flip, 1m and in the oven for 2m

really consistent med.rare

>> No.13625170

>>13619702
this is probably the best in this thread.

>> No.13625242

>>13620192
>>13620214
>>13620242
It isn't a legitimate question, only in america is it required to refrigerate eggs as your entire food supply is deliberately poisoned.

>> No.13625248

>>13620307
If he knew how a band saw works he would realise that entire thing is going to be clogged up with grease

>> No.13625365

>>13619917
There's literally no fucking difference.

>"Yes there is"
What is placebo. No one can tell the difference in a blind test.

>> No.13625416

>>13617078
nice

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>>13619723
ur like a ;itt;e baby, watch this

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>>13625647
pt 2

>> No.13625687 [DELETED] 

>>13625647
>>13625652
Just wanna go out and say that this isn't really a Mexican dish or anything. We eat elotes and elotes en vaso BUT this is a super extreme mixed version of those. Only an Americanized Mexican could come up with this kind of abomination because it's a "new take" on traditional Mexican elotes.
>>13619723
This is far closet with exception of cilantro, never seen elotes con cilantro.

>> No.13625938

>>13620307
>no net
>no butcher coat
>no gloves
>Jewelry

Enjoy your corona m8!

>> No.13625951

>>13616123
Ramsey is a cunt and the best pizza comes from Buffalo, no contest.

>> No.13625967

>>13619399
Literaly no reason to do that but if youre gonna do it anyway, at least, peel the fucking apple before cooking it.

>> No.13625975

>>13623108
You're from a shit country, aren't you?

>> No.13625981

>>13616578
Buy better tomatoes.

>> No.13625992

>>13621524
>my board
lmao

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