/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13627739]

Is mall chinese food safe to eat?

[Anonymous No.13627764]

>>13627739
Tbh I'd stay away from all Chinese food until this Corona shit dies down

[Anonymous No.13627767]

reddit

edit: nvm thought this was a babish thread

[Anonymous No.13627787]

>>13627764

ignorant superstition. I bet you would not eat a burrito prepared by someone HIV positive.

[Anonymous No.13627798]

>>13627787
> Eat the poz, bigot!
Nah.

[Anonymous No.13627803]

>>13627787
Yes, that's correct.

[Anonymous No.13627804]

>>13627739
No, all mall Chinese food is dangerous because it is imported directly from Wuhan where it is prepared right when you order and shipped to you in minutes. If you order chicken the Chinese will put bats and koalas in your food instead to conserve precious chicken for themselves.

[Anonymous No.13627805]

>>13627798
>>13627803
we have drugs like PrEP now so you can safely eat food prepared by HIV positivity people

[Anonymous No.13627808]

>>13627798
it's not even that easy to get HIV, how did they fuck up so bad to infect the entire kitchen staff?

[Anonymous No.13627812]

>>13627805
>we have drugs like PrEP now so you can safely eat food prepared by HIV positivity people
contracting HIV requires a significant dismissal of common hygiene standards. I would not want anything i consume prepared by these diseased people.

[Anonymous No.13627814]

>>13627804
i wonder if chinese people are like, 'burgers, disgusting, they dont actually eat that do they.'

[Anonymous No.13627815]

>>13627739
No one in my mall is Chinese, they're all Mexican, so I'd eat it up.

[Anonymous No.13627820]

eat the chinese food

[Anonymous No.13627823]

>>13627739
>rice AND noodles in the same box

strikes me as excessive

[Anonymous No.13627830]

>>13627787
I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.

[Anonymous No.13627832]

Only if its bourbon chicken

[Anonymous No.13627835]

>>13627739
>noodles, with a side of rice please
How fucking fat are you

[Anonymous No.13627849]

>>13627812
like I said there's pills you can take to make it completely safe. there shouldn't be a stigma attached to that stuff anymore

[Anonymous No.13627867]

>>13627815
The pizzeria near me is run by Mexicans and it's the best in town, the one run by white people is just okay but it also sells mall ninja stuff like stun batons.

[Anonymous No.13627873]

>>13627849
You don't need pills to avoid getting HIV from food unless the cook is deliberately contaminating it.

[Anonymous No.13627924]

>>13627764
That's not how viruses work

[Anonymous No.13627934]

>>13627873
Which might well be the case seeing how many of these "gift spreaders" are around.
Why would anyone willingly put themselves in this situation by eating at such establishment?

[Anonymous No.13627938]

>>13627924
The virus can live up to 5 days in smooth surfaces outside the human body. why take the risk Chang?

[Anonymous No.13627946]

>>13627764
This. Except Panda is still ok

[Anonymous No.13628141]

>>13627823
Fuck veggies sometime

[Anonymous No.13628163]

>>13627820
That picture has the smug tone of a smirking man proudly shitting himself to win a local yugioh tournament.

[Anonymous No.13628180]

>>13627814
i used to live in Wuhan, ive never seen Bat Soup in China and the whole thing comes off as a weird meme.

i lived about 4 blocks from the animal market at the epicenter of all of this (never even knew it was there) and i had McDonalds delivered to my office on a weekly basis, there is nothing weird about Western food at all there.

[Anonymous No.13628220]

>>13628180
Everyone including David Sedaris has described mainland chinese food as haphazardly made.

[Anonymous No.13628237]

>>13627764
very based post

[Anonymous No.13628309]

>>13627820
>climate change denial
>transphobia
>racism
YIKES

[Anonymous No.13628367]

>>13628309
Cringe

[Anonymous No.13628390]

>>13627830
I appreciate your joke

[Anonymous No.13628395]

>>13628309
Yeah everybody's favorite containment board can't contain all of them, get used to it pussy.

[Anonymous No.13628441]

>>13627787
Not them but I wouldn't want to be in the same room as anyone HIV positive.

[Anonymous No.13628602]

>>13628367
Cope

[Anonymous No.13628755]

>>13627798
so do you have to sign a waiver that says you cannot sue if you get HIV from this place?

[Anonymous No.13628788]

>>13627764
This is a very based post
Inb4 all the buttmad gooks and liberals scream about how ignorant you’re being

[Anonymous No.13628810]

>>13627798
Wtf is a pop-up

[Anonymous No.13628814]

>>13628180
Please stop posting here anon, it makes me uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.13628821]

>>13627820
>families arean't necessary
Yes.

[Anonymous No.13628839]

>>13628788
>Back to your standard frozen tendies mum heats up, with 90% chinese imported ingredients.
Wew lad!

[Anonymous No.13628878]

>>13628839
haha no you nigger the only thing we import from china here is our lack of dignity now die, demon

[Anonymous No.13629000]

>>13627764
Incorrect, I went to my local Chinese restaurant last week and everything turned out fine, great day even.

[Anonymous No.13629005]

>>13628810
>How to tell someone lives in Montana: the post

[Anonymous No.13629014]

>>13629000
RIP anon

[Anonymous No.13629018]

>>13627787
>the guy needs to be literally bleeding into my burrito
vs
>*coughs*

[Anonymous No.13629029]

>>13628309
Dilate

[Anonymous No.13629048]

>>13628755
what are you willing to do for a million dollars, anon?

[Anonymous No.13629052]

>>13629048
I'd fuck a really fat chick

[Anonymous No.13629071]

>>13629052
the best i can offer you is $20 for a 50% stake in fucking that fat chick

[Anonymous No.13629115]

>>13627739
One time I went to a Chinese buffet & put a mountain of chow mein & crab legs on my plate, it seriously must've weighed 5+ pounds. I sat down & just as I was about to start eating, one of the employees said "ohhhh so good prate for big boy yum", I pushed the plate off the table & left without paying. Fucking cunt bug people. Sure I'm over 400 but that's no reason to Target your customers.

[Anonymous No.13629227]

>>13629115
Asians dont care about fatty feelings

[Anonymous No.13629339]

>>13627820
Based, no way are we programmed either bro

[Anonymous No.13629566]

>>13629115
fat acceptance was a mistake

[Anonymous No.13629585]

>>13628810
Restaraunt is not a perminant establishment. It sets up and opens in a location for a day/night, then breaks down.

To put it in terms you might understand, the Koreans who rent your church every week and have a service when no one else is around? That's a pop-up. It's the same basic theory. The restaraunt cannot pay the overhead of a location, so they pay someone else to use their facilities.

Some pop ups float around, some appear with regularity in the same place.

[Anonymous No.13629653]

>>13627739
Probably safer then real chinese food in china.

[Anonymous No.13629670]

>>13629585
Wtf is a Korean

[Anonymous No.13629685]

>>13627767
what???

[Anonymous No.13629702]

>>13627787
Except there's plenty of Chinese-Americans travel back and forth to China on the regular, the incubation period is 10-14 days, and a large fraction of cases are asymptomatic. I'd say it's a perfectly valid concern.

[Anonymous No.13629728]

>>13629115
kek based chinaman dabbing on fatasses

[Anonymous No.13629732]

>>13629000
checked

[Anonymous No.13629764]

>>13627820
>>13628309
>>13628367
>>13628602
Dominoes

[Anonymous No.13629772]

>>13628810
when u overload the needle and u go to stick it in the plunger pops back up

[Anonymous No.13629845]

>>13627787
AIDS is airborne you stupid fucking urbanite you're all gonna catch it

[Anonymous No.13629859]

>>13627787
Medfag here. I'm still laughing at all these idiots who got convinced by the media that this is some supervirus. The flu has already killed more people this season.

[Anonymous No.13629877]

>>13629227
>>13629566
>>13629728
Those "based" asians are paying the price for their unethical and outright rude ways. Corona is Gods gift to fatties.

[Anonymous No.13629938]

>>13627805
PrEP will only make hiv be stronger and be unaffected by it

[Anonymous No.13630026]

>>13627764
You can only get Corona from Mexican restaurants, idiot.

[Anonymous No.13630166]

>>13627739
yeah, it's just stray cats, not wild bats.

[Anonymous No.13630173]

>>13630026
not if you order a corona LIGHT, moron.

[Anonymous No.13630180]

>>13629000
It can take up to 14 days for symptoms to show up anon.

[Anonymous No.13630279]

with all these paranoia of corona virus i really want more than anything eat at a panda express

[Anonymous No.13630289]

>>13630279
practically all chinese food in murrica isnt even real chinese food anyways.
they are all made by mexicans.

[Anonymous No.13630321]

>>13627739
>Chinese food is imported from China
I always wonder how they get the sushi rolls here without the fish being smelly and gross

[Anonymous No.13630593]

>>13627787
>I bet you would not eat a burrito prepared by someone HIV positive.

[Anonymous No.13630633]

>>13627820
gonna suck when the value of my labor and my culture gets wiped out by teeming hordes of bangladeshis because a bunch of retards decided to believe boomerstein and his petroshekel funded think tanks over some shit that was first figured out 120 years ago

[Anonymous No.13630732]

>>13627805
>PrEP the bull

[Anonymous No.13630733]

>>13628839
based wew lad poster

[Anonymous No.13630734]

>>13627849
(pills)

:^|

[Anonymous No.13630738]

>>13628309
>climate change

ahahahahahahahahaha you can't be serious

[Anonymous No.13630743]

>>13630732
lel

[Anonymous No.13630750]

>>13629859
don't understand why you're laughing as if this hasn't happened 3-4x in the past 20 years

[Anonymous No.13630776]

>>13629859
The mortality rate is 20x+ that of the flu is more infectious than the Spanish flu

More people have died from the flu because it's more widespread. This is like saying hippos aren't dangerous because more people in the U.S. have died from cars so go hug a hippo.

Even if it ends up being contained that comparison is fucking dumb and that you're a medfag just makes it worse.

[Anonymous No.13630933]

>>13627764
I'd stay away forever though

[Anonymous No.13631314]

>>13627849
Hes saying the kind of people who have HIV in the first place are dirty and unhygienic in daily life.

[Anonymous No.13631339]

>>13627764

[Anonymous No.13631348]

/pol/ is pure cancer.
Be the chemo by reporting any and all political threads and posts as off topic.

[Anonymous No.13631483]

>>13629859
>Medfag here. I'm still laughing at all these idiots who got convinced by the media that this is some supervirus. The flu has already killed more people this season.

[Anonymous No.13631494]

>>13631314
the pills allow you to be as dirty as you want and you won't get infected. the food is safe

[Anonymous No.13631517]

>>13627739
>not just going here
baka senpai