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>move back to the US
>no Döner Kebab place anywhere near me
>the closest thing to it is this Gyro/Chicken Shawarma restaurant
>still not close enough

>> No.13630508

Doner and gyro are the same thing.
What you've posted is some weird German fusion.

>> No.13630509

>doner is such trash food that not even americans want it
LMAO my dude.

>> No.13630511

>>13630509
add like a pound of cheese and americans will love it

>> No.13630516

I used to love a doner coming back to my dorm at 2am on mystery drugs. Bottom line it's Indian streetfood tier, overseasoned, overcooked rotting meat. Best you stay away from it.

>> No.13630521

what's the difference between eurochad doner and american gyro

>> No.13630546

>>13630521
Kebab is Turkish, Gyro is from Greece.Gyro most frequently uses chicken, while kebab most frequently uses lamb. It's come to a point now where both may use more meattypes. There's a difference in how it's enclosed in the bun. The gyros I had used a lot more cabbage than the kebab.Schwarma is jewish, never had it, heard it's similar.

>> No.13630573
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This is what my local favored place ran by Lebanese citizens offers in terms of pita bread sambos.

I've never had Doner Kebab, from what I heard it's like a cured sausage or some shit?

>> No.13630802

not that hard to make it yourself. only trouble you might run into is recipe for sauce but there are many tasty ones out there.

I made a very degenerate concoction recently.

pancake instead of bread and the rest as usual. shit was cash

>> No.13630807

Never had real German doner but doner is really popular in Tokyo. I imagine the Japanese have somehow completely changed it and made it unrecognizable compared to the original (as they normally do with western food) but it is really good drunk food. Definitely a popular food for both expats and for otaku, reason being otaku like greasy junk food and expats get tired of Japanese food and just want some meat once in a while. I will definitely miss it when I go back to the states. Gyros and shawarma just aren't the same even though I love them. There is nothing like slamming some strong zeros and getting a kebab in Akiba/Ueno/Roppongi

>> No.13630809

>>13630511
>doner sauce is condescended milk, sugar, and garlic
>complaining about fat americans

>> No.13630812

>>13630809
wtf?? it is yogurt, garlic, herbs, salt

>> No.13630817

>>13630809
>>13630812

there is the standard garlic sauce but also a relish based that is sweeter.

>> No.13630822

>>13630809
>condescended

>> No.13630824 [DELETED] 

>>13630495
turks are niggers who steal other cultures food and renames them. there is no such thing as doner, its a fucking kebab.

>> No.13630832 [DELETED] 

>>13630822
THAT MILK KEEPS TALKING SHIT TO ME
bourbon posting is dangerous posting, friend
learn from my mistake

>> No.13630834

>>13630809
t. retarded inbred canadian

>> No.13630848

>>13630822
THAT MILK KEEPS TALKING SHIT TO ME
bourbon posting is dangerous posting, friend
learn from my mistake

>> No.13630854

>>13630508
>one is turkish the other is greek
how are they the same

>> No.13630868

>>13630854
>implying modern greeks aren't just turkish rapebabies

>> No.13630872

Döner Kebab is hit or miss in Germany really. There's some that use shitty meat, cookie cutter bread and basic veggies where you get your run of the mill kebab and there's places that use fresh beef, fresh veggies, make their own bread and sauces and serve you everything piping hot. Those places are great and I'd take one over any other kind of fast food. Standard kebab is really nothing special though, good when drunk and that's it.

>> No.13630876

Don't like Doner. Don't get the hype. I don't like the taste of doner meat. Tastes like cheap SPAM.

>> No.13630891

>>13630495
>wanting to eat kebab
Kebabs are half the reason the UK is turning into a fatass like america.

>> No.13630898
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>>13630891
>Kebabs are half the reason the UK is turning into a fatass like america.
How could that possibly be when they eat fish and chips and beans in sugary tomato sauce on white bread constantly along with all kinds of baked goods and gravy shit and sausages

>> No.13630903 [DELETED] 

>>13630495
Nice try Muhammad. Europoors might be willing to join your caliphate for pita sandwiches but not us. Try Canada

>> No.13630938

Kebabs were invented in persia in the 10th century.
There is Chicken kebab, beef kebab, and lamb kebab.

Doner is turk mutts stealing it and renaming it.

>> No.13630951
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>>13630938
beef/lamb combo is best.
here in EE we have what is called shaorma, which also includes, to the delight of westoids, french fries

>> No.13630969

>>13630898
This. Not to mention all the beer. People don't realize how many calories they get just from drinking a few pints.

>> No.13630978
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german döner

>> No.13631028
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>>13630509
döner is healthier than burgers

>> No.13631032

>>13630824
its called döner kebab u retard. there are many types of kebabs and döner is one of them.
>>13630876
your mom likes the taste of my meat.

>> No.13631037

>>13630938
persia in the 10th century was ruled by Turks.

>> No.13631287

lots of strong opinions and here's mine; if they put chips in it then it's complete bullshit, filler for when they should give you more meat

>> No.13631290

>>13630495
go back

>> No.13631319

i really want to try a donor kebab, it looks really good

>> No.13631320

>>13630521
the bread and the sauce is usually the only difference between the various types of shaved meat with bread.

>> No.13631355
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>>13631319
you can make one yourself mate

Just get tomatoes, iceberg lettuce, onions, cucumber, ranch dressing, cocktail sauce, greek gyros meat and some flatbread.

gyros meat should be roasted in a pan and the flatbread toasted. Spread the sauces on both areas inside the flatbread. Salad items should be cut and put first into the flatbread. Meat comes last, with a little ranch + cocktail sauce on top. Now open your big mouth and bite in.

That comes close to what a Döner tastes like.

>inb4 that's not the recipe you retard
Every Döner place does it differently anyway

>> No.13631377

Shawarma is superior to doner in every way tho anon

>> No.13631422

>>13630817
proper doner places make their own chilli sauce to their own recipe lad. no idea what the muck is you're describing.

>> No.13631426

>>13630854
Hmm...

>> No.13631430

Ohne Tomaten und mit Scharf bitte. Achso ja, zum Mitnehmen!

>> No.13632498

>>13631377
i like both of them, but this man is right

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13632505

I don't want to make my own thread, so I'll put this here:
Do you guys think this would taste good?

>> No.13632530

>>13630573
Why would anyone get the regular falafel over the backroom one? it's a huge upgrade for only 25 cents.

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>>13630854

>> No.13632582

>>13630951
>to the delight of westoids, french fries

Greek gyros come with fries in them traditionally.

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>move back to US
>no oden anywhere
>nothing like it
Guess I've gotta start looking at recipes. I hope I can buy kurohanpen somewhere.

>> No.13632668

>>13630546
Damn I gotta try a kebab, I've never had lamb before

>> No.13632835

>>13630898
Uhm sweaty, ofc its kebabs, kebabs own a kebab shop that sells nothing but grease infused greasy slop on every corner. Greasy cheap shit slop has never been so accessible and there is even a culture around eating that specific greasy slop when youre drunk.

>> No.13633053

>>13630854
>>13630508
turks are invaders of rightful greek clay of Anatolia, and stole their advance rotation meat cooking methods.

>> No.13633063

>>13632610
you must be retarded.

>> No.13633069

>>13630546
>he never had lamb gyro

fuck off

>> No.13633101

>>13632505
Looks good, I'd eat it. I might try this, saving pic. Does anyone think it would be better with a 1:1 ratio on the meat?

>> No.13633201

i found Julian behind the King of Doners drunk on swish, dancing with a dirty dog

>> No.13633554

>>13630495
Just get addicted to al pastor tacos

>> No.13634317

>>13630495
Your lucky you can even get shawarma.

>> No.13634330

>>13630546
I have never even heard of a chicken gyro my dude, only ever seen beef, lamb, beef/lamb

>> No.13635195

>>13630546
>Gyro most frequently uses chicken
Where the fuck do you live where you think that's the case?

>> No.13635199

>>13630546
>Gyro most frequently uses chicken

no it fucking doesn't, it's usually pork in europe or a lamb/beef mix in the USA

>> No.13635215

>>13635199
>>13635195
Almost all the places that can afford it/have enough business to use 2 spits at once offer both beef and chicken in the northwest of germany. Can't speak about other regions.

>> No.13635241

For me it's the jufka

>> No.13635495

>>13630807
See, I love gyros, but there's literally 0 Greek food restaurants in Tokyo

>> No.13635528

>>13635215
In the US gyro implies lamb/pork mixture, they sometimes have a chicken variant but it is never the standard

>> No.13635667

>>13630495
Just get a philly cheesesteak, it’s like an American kebab except it tastes 100x better and isn’t prepared by Muslims that will groom and rape your daughter

>> No.13635738

>>13630809
Halifax doner is a Canadian abomination

>> No.13636108

>>13635667
I disagree, Doner tastes better to me

>> No.13637177

>>13635199
>>13635195
Chicken is very common actually. Not the most but very popular in Athena

>> No.13637179

>>13630546
>cabbage in a gyro

>> No.13637492

>>13630508
Döner is technically German it was invented in Germany by turks

>> No.13637512

>>13630546
>schwarma is jewish
No no its not it was invented by the ottomans

>> No.13637516

>>13630495
learn to cook

>> No.13638101
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13638101

>move back to canada
>immediately buy extra large donair
>tastes like home

>> No.13638157

>>13630546
Wtf? Cabbage doesn’t go on a gyro

>> No.13638185

>>13635199
Most popular gyro meat is chicken in the US
t. Burger

>> No.13638192

>>13638185
Not where I'm from, man. Every diner I've been to in the northeast primarily serves beef gyros.

>> No.13638204

>>13638185
Not in Chicago it ain't

>> No.13638253

Dang, America should mass import muslims to improve our cuisine

>> No.13638263

>>13638185
wtf are you talking about, it absolutely is not, its always some lamb blend with pork, they often have chicken as a secondary option for women who think lambs are too cute to eat, but it is never the primary thing

>> No.13638269

>>13638185
Lol even Arby's gyros are lamb and beef mixture

>> No.13638279

>>13638192
>>13638204
>>13638263
>>13638269
I said most popular. Every place offers lamb and beef

>> No.13638296

>>13638279
In America you would have to specify you wanted a chicken gyro when ordering and maybe they'll have it.

>> No.13638304

>>13638279
>I said most popular
Than what kind of evidence are you basing your claim on?
If you ask for a gyro without specifying meat, you won't get chicken.

>> No.13638309

>>13638279
but chicken is absolutely not the most popular gyro meat anywhere in the US

>> No.13638324

>>13638296
>>13638304
>>13638309
Alright fine I give you win

>> No.13638501

>>13638263
I like chicken. It makes me feel kinda better fatty-wise. Though the difference is probably negligible.
I also think chicken is nicer when it gets really nasty. When it has been charcoaling on the spit for way too long and is really crisp and greasy. Yeah. That is when chicken shines.

>> No.13639919

>>13630495
Tasty

>> No.13640471

>>13630809
Wtf is that sauce? They just use garlic sauce over here in euroland.

>> No.13640502

>>13640471
its a type of garlic aioli thats really tasty

>> No.13640515

>>13640502
>aioli
Not with those ingredients

>> No.13640517

>>13640471
Here in Germany they usually have garlic and yogurt sauce, but a reddish cocktail-like sauce which may sometimes be spicy has become popular as well.

>> No.13640533

>>13640517
Just a generic hot sauce, same here in the netherlands as well. But our doners are basically the same as yours.

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>>13640471
Sweetened condensed milk and garlic powder, thickened with a splash of vinegar.

>> No.13640568

>>13630898
UK beans are not like US baked beans... It's just a tomato sauce, not filled with brown sugar. British beans are pretty great nutritionally

>> No.13640580

>>13640554
That sounds disgusting. Why not use a more traditional recipe? Is it a sweettooth thing?

>> No.13640582

>>13630508
>Doner and gyro
Different species and occasionally different meats. Also different meat mixes ratios.
With different condiments and greens.

Beyond that? Similar.

>> No.13640586

>>13630495
Kebab is the symbol of islamization of europe. Kill yourself

>> No.13640592

>>13630495
Btw, Kebab is Gyro, greeks invented

>> No.13640593

>>13640586
>>>/pol/ or alternatively >>>/youfuckingkillyourself/

>> No.13640595

>>13630521
eurocuck doner

>> No.13640597

>>13640586
Where the fuck do you live? And what decade are you living in? What a fucking human piece of shit you are. I use greek pita every single day of my life. Those are "kebabs" you dumb cunt.

>> No.13640601

>>13640593
>>13640586 (You)
>>>/pol/ or alternatively >>>/youfuckingkillyourself/
In other way, no counter-argument to my statement.

>> No.13640606

>>13630495
stop eating arab shit, eat real european food

>> No.13640608

>>13640601
Can't believe Im allowing you to farm ez (you)s, but thats not how it works you retard. Now fuck off.

>> No.13640612

>>13640606
Eat what tastes good, you fucking lowlife worthless fuck. God I'd like you pound your face into hamburger, which is european food.

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>>13640606

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>>13630495
eat real food, dumbnuts

>> No.13640623

>>13640606
Döner is better than "real" European food. What real Euro food would that be btw

>> No.13640627
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>>13640612
>Eat what tastes good
Try horse shit, I heard it tastes good
Try human meat, I heard it tastes like chicken

>Telling me to eat something just because it tastes good, ignoring everything else

>> No.13640636

>>13640619
Looks like someone took a dump on your fries and then tried to cover it up with plastic. Pass.

>> No.13640639

>>13640623
Food made and created in Europe. Or traditional food consumed in europe. Kebab is just a shit brought by turk immigrants and refugees just because NATO forced Germany to take them.

>> No.13640644

>>13640639
The common thing now is to go to Europe to eat kebab, roach food. Great isn't it?

>> No.13640646

>>13640627

So eat something that's Nazi? What else is there than "tastes good", you utterly stupid fucking moron? You're like talking to rotten cabbage.

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Great american food>>>>kebab

>> No.13640650

>>13640639
Hey dumbass, if you take 'foreign' ingredients out of the equation no worthwhile dish remains. Now stop shitting up the thread.

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>>13640646
>saying that european means nazi
Great, keep like that

>> No.13640659

>>13640639
You people really do live in the slums of Europe, don't you. No one talked like you since the hyperinflation that turned Germans into poverty fuck ups. Exactly like you all sound today. You're all suffering in poverty, aren't you?

You're the Hail Hortler brigade.

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>>13640659
Slum? You are confusing me with immigrants or idk. Anyway I don't live in a european slum, if there is such thing. I am a normal european middle class citizen. I live very well I think. What about you, do you live well?

>> No.13640672

>>13640650
What's the problem in using foreign ingredients? Ingredients comes from nature not from a people.

>> No.13640674

>>13640655
Sorry, you're dumb human garbage that missed the point in highschool history and didn't figure it out since. You're just fucking Alabama stupid.

>> No.13640678

>>13640674
You think german beer is Nazi? lol you are brainwashed then

>> No.13640680

>>13640672
Because thats what you get when you only want 'native dishes'. The whole point is that cuisine evolves by incorporating new elements into it. Don't enjoy /pol/ drivel into everything.

>> No.13640681

>>13640639
>Food made and created in Europe
Döners are made and created in Europe

>Or traditional food consumed in europe
what food would that be? Keep in mind you are trying to replace fast food with Döners.

This is going to be crazy: I can enjoy both. I like and eat Currywurst, that doesn't mean I have to quit eating Döner. I'm not some weirdo you know

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>>13640678

>> No.13640684

>>13640680
No, dishes that use foreign ingredients can be still native if they were created by the native people.
What matters is who made and not where the plant or ingredient comes from.

>> No.13640685

>>13631028
Depends on the sauces mostly.

>> No.13640692

>>13640684
No because often times it's the foreign ingredient that creates the new dish. Be it spices or a fucking potato.

>> No.13640714

>>13640692
Yes but the plant or spice was made by nature, not from a people. So you can say that the dish is native and tradition. In the kebabs case, it is just a food made by turks introduced en masse in Europe, not traditional neither native to europe. So my point is that there are more food in europe that is better than this kebab.

>> No.13640723

>>13640714
Yes, but we had bread with shredded meat before. What changed was the addition of spices (broadly speaking).

>> No.13640727

>>13640692
Letting ingredients of other places get inside of your country doesn't mean that you are consuming foreign food.

>> No.13640729

>>13640723
Yeah, but again, these spices weren't created by any people, so I don't see any problem with it.

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>> No.13640739

>>13640729
So whats the problem with kebabs then? As the only new thing are the spices and those apparently weren't created by people.

>> No.13640750

>>13638101
who spooged all over that meat?

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>>13640739
Bread with shredded meat is very different to a kebab...
Different bread made in a different way...different stuff added to conform to a different human style...

>> No.13640779

>>13640754
I think you know you're full of shit anon. But by all means, don't eat kebabs. I certainly won't force you. Of course if you don't want to be a hypocrite you shouldn't really eat anything not traditionally german either. So french and italian food is excluded as well. And if we're being really honest, depending on your location you should limit yourself to the food of your particular state because a unified germany is really a damn recent thing.

>> No.13640781

>>13640754
you are mentally ill

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>>13640779
I can just travel to these countries in like 1 hour and eat their food if I want. Same thing to other german states but it happens that their cuisine are pretty similar, nothing different from eachother...perhaps this was one of the reasons to unify the reich...

>> No.13640789

>>13630495
just buy philly cheese steak it's basically american doner kebab

>> No.13640798

>>13640781
A mentally that have arguments, unlike you

>> No.13640845

>>13640580
First of all it's delicious so jot that down right quick.
Secondly yes. Donair was adapted from döner for white people in the 1970s, which is also why it omits lamb in favor of 100% beef.

>> No.13641521

>>13638101
That looks awful