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what’s for lunch di/ck/s?

<<salami, ham, pepperoni and extras including sliced dill pickles and horseradish mayo

>> No.13649583
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>> No.13649584

>>13649578
I like to put my mustard between the meat and cheese, not between the meat/cheese and bread.

>> No.13649590

>>13649578
That bread looks like it spent less than a minute in the oven.

>> No.13649593
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>>13649584
this has a kumar approval rating of 9.987 so your opinion doesn’t matter

>> No.13649638

>>13649593
Your house is a mess. I can’t believe you’re not embarrassed to post pics of it.

>> No.13649639

>>13649578
looks pretty tasty but it also looks as if it will fall apart pretty quick

>> No.13649650
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>>13649638
not my house
>>13649639
doing just fine

>> No.13649652

>>13649650
Oh so that’s probably your stepdads gun too. Guess your parents are at work. How many resumes will you tell them you sent out today?

>> No.13649669

>>13649652
odds are i’m older than you.

>> No.13649673

>>13649669
That makes it even more pathetic.

>> No.13649675

>>13649669
Well I’m 35 so if you’re right, that’s even more embarrassing than the squalor you’re living in.

>> No.13649679

>>13649578
That looks like that lunchable bread sub

>> No.13649684

>>13649675
39, and it’s not my house

>> No.13649687

>>13649650
Shoot the dog

as proof ofc

>> No.13649688
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>>13649578
teriyaki salmon sous vide and udon noodles

>> No.13649690

>>13649684
did you just break into the house to make a sandwich?

>> No.13649693

>>13649684
So because your stepdad doesn’t charge you rent you feel like you don’t need to help clean up? I woulda thought it the opposite.

>> No.13649696

>>13649684
So it is your parents house?
at 39 and still living with your parents
that's sad and I am in my mid 20s living alone

>> No.13649707
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I had 3 eggs scrambled and a cup of green tea

>> No.13649719

>>13649650
nice

>> No.13649729

>>13649696
gf’s house, gf’s food, gf’s dog and gf’s mess. she’s at work. i’m about to take a shower and then nap watching her netflix on her bed.

>> No.13649732

>>13649707
nice.
my p229 elite is in the safe at home

>> No.13649735

>>13649729
well thats not as funny as the idea of breaking into someones house just to take pictures of their dog and make a sandwich using their food

>> No.13649763

>>13649732
So you own the one of the least expensive worst shooting 380s and one of the most expensive heaviest meme 9mms? Can you do anything right?

>> No.13649770

>>13649578
>what’s for lunch di/ck/s?
looking at pictures of tasty food on /ck/ (not yours yours is mediocre) and wishing I was eating. too broke for food until Friday...

>> No.13649775

Chicken

>> No.13649778

>>13649770
Make better life decisions

>> No.13649780

>>13649578
Yep, the meal totally matches choice of carry gun.

>> No.13649783
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>>13649775
Its for chicken salad (now), buffalo dip and quesadillas

>> No.13649786

>>13649578
When are you gonna get a new cat?

>> No.13649805

I'll probably go to Costco and get a hotdog

>> No.13649807
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>>13649763
i’ve got just those 2 guns. that is all. not a single other gun.

>>13649786
i have a new cat. his name is baxter and he’s got faux eyes on his forehead that i just noticed yesterday.

>> No.13649820

>>13649807
whoa

>> No.13649823

>>13649583
should've toasted the bread
also clean up your mess

>> No.13649840

>>13649807
Based cat. Now my day is complete.

>> No.13649843

>>13649807
i can tell from here that you're a tryhard faggot. i'd gut your pets like fish and fuck your ass later.

>> No.13649844

>>13649807
He cute but damn those fake eyes.

>> No.13649849

>>13649593
Cute dog. Grab the vacuum so he's not in a pig sty.

>> No.13649851

>>13649684
You're 39 and live with who??

>> No.13649852

>>13649843
The tripcode alone implied the most tryhard faggotry imaginable. All tripfags are desperate for attention in any form they can get it. It drives them nuts to not be acknowledged here as they are on reddit.

>> No.13649877

>>13649729
All that in a filthy house. You can't clean it while she works? Guess that would be asking too much.

>> No.13650017

I had a baked potato with some parmesan, horseradish sauce, and bacon bits.
Fucking delicious.

>> No.13650048

>>13649578
>what’s for lunch
my lunch is my dinner.
I eat savory potatoes, carrots, and oatmeal.

>> No.13650060

>>13650048
>I eat savory potatoes, carrots, and oatmeal.
sorry you're doing so rough brother

>> No.13650110

>>13649578
>>13649583
It looks good, but next time layer the meats and cheeses so they are alternating. Makes for a prettier sandwich.

>> No.13650274

>>13649578
Hello Kitty mug and your holster. Sure, jerk wad, what a strange still life, so are so original. I proud patriot who needs to protect his sandwich and the one with great sense of humour. I admire you, seriously. Now if you let me to advice, please drink your soda up then bite on that fucking barrel and with a small move of your finger please make sure you will not bother the human race with your presence anymore. Thanks

>> No.13650325

>>13649578
do you weight 500lbs?

>> No.13650345

>>13649783
/fit/ here, how do you suggest that someone who eats chicken and turkey on a regular basis prepares chicken for maximum variety in taste? I find it quite boring at this point

>> No.13650388

wasa bread with cheese and a couple of dates

i don't remember what kind of cheese this is, i tossed the packaging a little while ago

>> No.13650453
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Gun, fucking paper plate, autist knife, house in ruins

>> No.13650461

>>13650453
First time seeing a Progun thread, eh?

>> No.13650462

>>13650345
have you tried cooking it differently? fuck off retard

>> No.13650464

>>13649729
how about you help clean up you lazy fuck.

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>>13649578
A big bowl of rice, pinto beans, and corn, with sour cream and Valentina. Microwaving some leftover coffee. I'm joining the wage cuck life tonight after neeting since early January, so this has to hold me over for 6 hours

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>>13650461
sadly no. is it considered "cool" to pose with your gun like that? what does that even mean?

>> No.13650505

do you still have cats?

>> No.13650507

>>13650493
>microwaving coffee

kill yourself

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>>13650507
It's leftover from a fresh pot 4 hours ago, fuck iced coffee

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>>13649578
made gyozas with a crispy skirt

>> No.13650814

>>13650464
>>13649877
Beta males, women literally lose sexual interest in men who do chores around the house

>> No.13650857

i had a quarter pounder from mcdonalds and thats all ive eaten today

>> No.13650863

>>13649578
Is that a Benchmade 940-1?

>> No.13650875

>decide to visit /ck/
>progun's still alive

I don't even remember my name in the chatrooms anymore

>> No.13650876

>>13650814
>i've never met a woman other than me mum and sister, but i'm an expert on relationships
Good goy!

>> No.13650877

>>13649578
sopa de macaco
and yes, before you ask, it is uma delicia

>> No.13650890

>>13650863
Looks like a Ruger LCP. It's a nice conceal carry pistol .380 7 +1, it's my go to carry for hot days fits perfect in some shorts.

>> No.13650926

>>13650890
he’s talking about the knife

>>13650863
that’s what it looks like. good knife.

>> No.13650946

>>13650345
based retard doesn't know how to look up recipes that have chicken in them.

>> No.13650964

>>13650926
Y..yeah me too

>> No.13650967

>>13650345
chicken soup, chicken stew, chicken tenders, fried chicken, grilled chicken, BBQed chicken, chicken salad, chicken on salad, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, chicken cutlets, sweet and sour chicken balls, lemon chicken, jerk chicken, rotisserie chicken, chicken hoagie, chicken panini, indian slop made with chicken served on rice, indian slop made with chicken served on beans, indian slop made with chicken served with flat bread, popcorn chicken.
That should be enough of a variety to keep you going for a few days.

>> No.13652220

>>13649578

You need some rotel tomatoes with jalapeno and ranch style beans with american cheese melted together in the microwave to dip those chips in dawg

>> No.13652315

>>13650500
This, same thing with people who open carry.
>HURR LOOK AT ME LOOK AT MY GUN LOOK GUYS LOOK ASK ME ABOUT MY GUN!!!!!
just conceal carry and stop being a huge faggot

>> No.13652748

>>13649578
>>13649583
Enjoy king.

>> No.13652754

>>13652220
that sounds like a lot of work

>> No.13653881
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teriyaki salmon with veggies

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>mfw regular progun threads


Hope your life hasn't gone to shit progun. Do you still have MC?

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Progun has a girlfriend....why don't you??

>> No.13653952

>>13649583
That’s, actually a pretty good sandwich man. Good job.

>> No.13653956

>>13649578
Fuck off, Progun.

>> No.13653973

>>13649578
I have no idea but I'd really like a reuben right now.

>> No.13653979

Failing to get a reuben because that restaurant has retard hours, a leftover slice of pizza will have to do. It is what it is/

>> No.13654013

>>13653956

nothing wrong with owning guns, except for the ones like OP who compete with atheists and vegans for annoying the shit of of you with their sad LOOK AT ME I OWN A GUN or whatever.

he should just use a trip, maybe "Im_a_loser" might fit.

>> No.13654022

>>13654013
>he should just use a trip
But he IS using a trip, dumbfuck.

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>>13654013
>he should just use a trip

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>>13649578
>having dicks for lunch
What the fuck, Pete