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[Anonymous No.13690099]

Post the specific alcohol that has given you the worst hangover of your life.

>This shit right here had me incapacitated for 48 hours. The vertigo of the morning after felt similar to blunt trauma to the head.

And you /ck/?

[Anonymous No.13690122]

Hands down, has to be Yukon Jack. Imagine something as bad as Southern Comfort, but with the distinct aftertaste of lighter fluid. Between the sugary sweetness and its over-the-top flavour, it's probably pumped full of so much crap that it guarantees hangovers.
I rarely get hangovers in the first place, but you cannot drink enough water to clear this stuff out.

[Anonymous No.13690157]

>>13690099
I went through more than half the bottle of this one night when I was starting to heavily drink. Someone the hang over was tolerable. I was younger so that's probably why. Now my worst hang overs are half a bottle of Broker's Gin. I'll wake up with the worst shakes, sleeping is hard, and even being in bed is uncomfortable. One time I thought I was legitimately about to die with how cold I was getting, but I think I somehow caught the cold at the time as my voice became extremely raspy the next day.

[Anonymous No.13690165]

>>13690122
>Liquer
lmao, so it legally can't even be called any of the established liquor names. It looks like it's trying to be whiskey, and failing.

[Anonymous No.13690179]

Goes down like water. You can't taste the alcohol at all, it's just a very strong mint flavor.
Also it is made in my hometown so it's very cheap.

[Anonymous No.13690208]

>>13690122
I used to drink a lot of Yukon Jack Perma Frost, because it's 50% and cheap as fuck. Tastes like sugary mouthwash, gets you real fucked up, but the hangovers from it are terrible.

[Anonymous No.13690209]

This stuff right here. For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to drink this stuff (32%) like water when I first started drinking at the age of 16. before I ate Chili.

[Anonymous No.13690228]

>>13690099
>alcohol that has given you the worst hangover of your life.
When I turned 18 I was living with my dad while he had his fatass girlfriend and a cross-dressing MtF crossdresser roommate. He was cool as shit, but we were hanging out that night of my birthday drinking straight vodka mixed with pulpy pink lemonade.

I thought I was going to die. First hangover is either the best or worst. The second one I had was just shitty all around. I missed my first class and was almost late to work because I was up all night until the morning drinking Steel Reserve. I wouldn't even have been able to drive if my boss asked me to - it was 90's Swisher House and a real bad fucking attitude like I wanted to murder someone.
I honestly can't understand how people can drink THAT much, enough to have a ranking of their hangovers.

[Anonymous No.13690244]

>>13690228
>When I turned 18 I was living with my dad while he had his fatass girlfriend and a cross-dressing MtF crossdresser roommate.
Your dad got into some crazy business, eh?

[Anonymous No.13690245]

>>13690099
My worst hangover occurred after drinking jungle juice at a party. The alcohol was likely ever clear but there was so much damn sugar mixed in. Spent the entire next day dry heaving and laying down even though I yakked the booze out the night before

[Anonymous No.13690258]

>>13690245
>drinking jungle juice at a party
That brings me back. Some hick blacks I used to party with in high school made some sizzurp that could basically black you out after 1 drink, due to the entire medication cabinet they would crush up and put in there. After drinking some one occasion and then driving home, I literally feel asleep at the wheel at a stop sign for at least 10 minutes. Thanks god it was 3 in the morning and I no one was out on the road.

[Anonymous No.13690261]

>be studying abroad in Germany
>live in a dorm complex
>get invited to a dorm party by some baltics
>they have pic related
>drink too much of it, go back to dorm and pass out
>wake up at 4am, and still-drunk dumbass me thinks it's a good idea to puke in the shower instead of the toilet
>walk in the shower and hurl up half-digested döner
>chunks accumulate inside the drain and now the shower floor is flooded
>communal shower so I quick write up a sign saying out of order and pass out back in my room
>spend all of saturday miserable and trying to clean this shit up
>half the day spent trying to find a plunger somewhere in one of the shops but eurotards don't use them apparently
>manage to pull the drain cover off and clean all the shit out
>half the floor smells like vomit as I'm trying to clean the mess up
>cute Spanish girl who was a few rooms away walks by and shakes her head
That or probably UV Vodka in high school and having to do a class project the day after. Don't really drink much anymore

[Anonymous No.13690262]

>>13690099
Utterly vile tasting and massive hangover

[Anonymous No.13690274]

>>13690262
>hemp alcohol
Had no idea this existed.

[Anonymous No.13690282]

>>13690165
'Liqueur' is a type of alcoholic drink you retard.
Sambuca is a liqueur. So are limoncello, amaretto, drambuie, and so on.
Yukon Jack is sweetened with honey.
Are you 15 or something?

[Anonymous No.13690289]

>>13690244
She was twice his size. I'll probably never know what was really going on.

[Anonymous No.13690305]

>>13690274
It's regular vodka, so grain-based, but then it's infused with hemp seeds. There's a Lithuanian brand called "Ozone" that does it, and it's not exactly horrific. A little sweet tasting, and nice straight.

[Anonymous No.13690306]

>>13690282
Alcohol is classified as "liquer" when it doesn't meet the qualifications established liquors have by law. For example, a bourbon has to have a 50% corn mash bill. Vodka, Gin, Whiskey, Brandy, they all have these legal classifications. If something is classified as a "liquer", and is cheap as hell, it is likely god awful chemical shit cut with grain alcohol.

[Anonymous No.13690307]

>>13690289
>I'll probably never know what was really going on.
Weird sex stuff, anon. Weird sex stuff was going on.

[Anonymous No.13690311]

>>13690306
>"Liqueurs are alcoholic beverages that are bottled with added sugar and have added flavors that are usually derived from fruits, herbs, or nuts. Liqueurs are distinct from eaux-de-vie, fruit brandy, and flavored liquors, which contain no added sugar. Most liqueurs range between 15% and 55% alcohol by volume."
Liqueur. Two "u"s.

[Anonymous No.13690314]

>>13690228
lmao do americans really have trannyfucker dads? no wonder you all come out so fucked

[Anonymous No.13690315]

>>13690314
That's okay. We literally own the planet. So you win some, and you lose some. I guess.

[Anonymous No.13690416]

>>13690314
>no wonder you all come out so fucked
you have no idea

[Anonymous No.13690420]

my boomer family doesn't even know what trannies are. this shit literally doesn't exist in their world.

[Anonymous No.13690447]

>>13690099
When I was in college, we had a stupid drunk sorority girl call the cops on herself because she got too high. So as soon as we got the knock on the door we saw the lights and immediately started hiding everything. We dumped about 3/4 of a bottle of tequila into a jug and stashed it in the back of my closet. 7 months later, I was packing my things up and found the jug full of tequila. Me and 2 of my roommates tanked the entire jug (close to a gallon) of tequila in one sitting. The next day was ROUGH. I woke still blacked out, tried to rip a grav bong and ended up puking my fucking brains out for 30 minutes then slept for 20 hours.

[Anonymous No.13690498]

>>13690420
That's because this modern sexual revolutiuon was organized to only be damaging propoganda targeted towards our generation. Notice how "tranny rights" has literally become a talking point for political parties? Yea, it's all par for the course I'm afraid. Boomers are happy to turn a blind eye and let us deal with this shit.

[Anonymous No.13690507]

>>13690498
>puffs pipe
Back in my day, the word "tranny" meant "transvestite", and they WERE men.

[Anonymous No.13690540]

>>13690447
>3/4 of a bottle of tequila into a jug
>tanked the entire jug (close to a gallon)
That doesn't make sense. A regular fifth bottle of tequila is 750ml, as much as a regular size water bottle. Did you find a gallon bottle of tequila or something?

[Anonymous No.13690555]

>>13690447
>we had a stupid drunk sorority girl call the cops on herself because she got too high
Bitches be fucking stupid lmao

[Anonymous No.13690568]

>>13690540
Pretty sure he's one of those retards who think a handle of liquor is a whole gallon (the 1.75L ones)

[Anonymous No.13690573]

>>13690306
Liqueur means sugar added post distillation. Mixto tequilas or 'blended whiskey' don't meat the criteria of a named alcohol but still aren't liqueurs. Liqueurs are going to be ubiquitous in this thread because added sugars add to hangovers.

[Anonymous No.13690587]

>>13690568
It's not?

[Anonymous No.13690592]

It's cheap, and it tastes like it too. It's also 40%/80 proof, so it's effective at getting drunk on a budget. The problem is that it's so cheap that you'll buy it, drink as much as your drunk self dictates, and wake up feeling like shit cause it's basically liquid ass mixed with other forms of liquid ass, with an uncomfortably sweet and, can only be described as "eugh", taste that is only acceptable after you've had a few. It makes you shudder until then, and this is coming from someone who drinks half a litre of these every 2 to 3 days. The price is the only reason you come back... and that just repeats the whole horrible process of hating it until you're fine with it.

[Anonymous No.13690599]

Drank three bottles of port wine in one night. Blacked out in the early morning and woke up at 3 the next day. Thought I was dying for a minute

[Anonymous No.13690600]

>>13690447
I'm not going to pretend I'm some fantastic scientist with knowledge of bacteria, but it sounds like you drank something that had a great potential to be almost fucking poison. I believe you and two others can drink that much, myself and my best friend drink more in our weekly meetup. I don't believe you left it for 7 months in a closet.

[Anonymous No.13690656]

>>13690600
Tequila and other spirits can't sustain much bacterial formation due to the alcohol content. Unless it was left open for seven months, the alcohol content was probably still enough to be a preservative.
The poisoning comes from digestive enzymes breaking the alcohol down into acetaldehyde, a harmful compound, before breaking that down into acetic acid, less harmful. Breaking down of alcohol occurs linearly, unlike most other toxins, so drinking too quickly will lead to a surplus of undigested alcohol and partially digested acetaldehyde entering your bloodstream.

[Anonymous No.13690666]

>>13690656
I see. That's pretty good to know, thanks anon. To just touch off the first portion of your reply - the bottle had been opened prior (going off that he used a fraction of the bottle contents); when you say left open, do you mean cap off, or does resealing it with the cap then make it fine to leave for a while?

[Anonymous No.13690718]

>>13690666
Most high ABV liquors last fine after the bottle has been open, but do degrade over time in terms of flavour. The alcohol content can also decrease since it evaporates at room temperature, but there's only so much air in a sealed bottle for that alcohol to float in. The less air in the bottle, the less the bottle is agitated, and the less the bottle is opened, the slower the liquor degrades.
Honestly, you probably won't notice much difference after a couple months for most liquors if it's sealed properly. If there's only a small amount left in the bottle, though, it's an excuse to finish it off faster.

[Anonymous No.13690740]

>>13690718
This makes me feel much better about the near empty bottles I leave around for mixed drinks, honestly. I worried at points that some became effectively expensive flavourings and potentially a bad stomach issue. Not that most sit around more than their seasonal cocktails, anyways. Good stuff to know, cheers.

[Anonymous No.13690741]

>>13690587
A gallon is roughly two of those handle bottles.

[Anonymous No.13690777]

Malort, probably no one outside of Chicago will know this one, but maybe some Nordcucks will have had experienced something similar (bäsk liquor).
It really shouldn't even be considered a liquor, but more like an old world tonic you would give someone coming down with consumption. Still people drink it here like it's Jager.

[Anonymous No.13690779]

Five or six of these fuckers. The next day was pure hell. They're basically slightly less disgusting 4LOCO, so you drink more of them faster, but god damn does the bill come due the next day.

[Anonymous No.13690966]

>>13690777
Based 7 trips

[Anonymous No.13690989]

>>13690777
kek

One of my first drinking experiences was at a chicago bears sports bar. They had $1.00 shots of malorts for idiots like me who were poor as fuck and brave and enough to drink it.

Can confirm that this shit is absolutely the worst alcohol ive every put in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.13691028]

>>13690777
my friends/roommates and I make it a point to keep a bottle on hand at all times so we can give unsuspecting visitors a shot and watch their reaction

[Anonymous No.13691039]

>>13691028
What's so terrible about it?

[Anonymous No.13691056]

>>13691039
it tastes like stomach bile and whatever ultra bitter shit they put in nintendo switch game carts. Except, it takes a second to kick in and it just gets worse. And worse.

[Anonymous No.13691059]

>>13690777
Damn I was in Chicago last month and Malort's been on my to-try list forever. Next time I guess

[Anonymous No.13691075]

>>13691056
>>13691039
it almost tastes like denatured alcohol or methylated spirits.

[Anonymous No.13691102]

I drank a six pack of these one night and I felt so god damn sick the next morning. I've had worse hangovers just from drinking excessively but I've never been as nauseous from such a relatively little amount of alcohol and just drinking one single thing over the night. These super rich high alcohol beers are definitely not meant for sessioning.

[Anonymous No.13691106]

>>13690099
Bushmillls whiskey and Kraken rum

[Anonymous No.13691504]

>>13690587
Nah. A gallon is 3.8L, so those big liquor bottles are a bit under a half gallon

[Anonymous No.13691548]

I’m not digging up an image but MD20/20 fucked my world all up. The blue one. Shit turned me into a panther and a friend swan-ton-bombed me off of a porch.

[Anonymous No.13691561]

>>13691548
What the fuck are you saying? Do you have brain damage?

[Anonymous No.13691571]

>>13691561
Google tells me Swanton bombing is a pro wrestling jumping move. I don't know what he means by became a panther, unless he just means he was tripping out and thought he was either a panther or a panther-themed wrestler.

[Anonymous No.13691576]

>>13691561

I was so drunk I prowled around the yard as a panther and a buddy performed >>13691571 that wrestling move on me off the front porch. I ended up sleeping outside in the grass and just the scent of md2020 makes me wretch to this day

[Anonymous No.13691583]

Look, it was sophomore year, I was broke, and this was there. I make no excuses for it, but I hope you can understand.

[Anonymous No.13691587]

>>13690261
I hope you left and stay out. I just soloed a liter of this shit and I‘m still hungry for downers. There is no functioning in germany without drugs, desu.
there is no functioning in germany either way

[Anonymous No.13691589]

FUCK

[Anonymous No.13691607]

>>13690777
my grandpa was the largest seller of malort in the whole state of Illinois during the late 80's, he was a prankster and got all his regulars to unsuspectingly choke it down. then it became custom at his bar and people started buying from him wholesale cause you couldn't get it anywhere else back then. I've been drinking it since I was 14 it's good shit. if I had to describe the taste sincerely, it's grapefruit with bitters and pencil shavings. enjoy that shit

[Anonymous No.13691610]

I feel like there's a moment in all misguided young adult's lives where they vomit artificially-flavoured primary colours and wonder where they went so wrong.

[Anonymous No.13691616]

Idk if this was the worst but definitely top 3. Half a handle maybe more mixed with shitty generic diet coke in college. It fucked me up for a solid two days after.

[Anonymous No.13691837]

I was drinking one night with my friends and managed to drink a water bottle full of tequila rose and a half gallon of 120 proof or so moonshine. I felt drunk for 2 days. I didn't feel bad just really wobbly for both daysand I was giggly all throughout day one.

[Anonymous No.13691871]

This shit crept up on me in 2008 and as a result totally fucked up dinner.

[Anonymous No.13691898]

>>13690122
Me and friend drank a whole bottle and tried to make it a yearly tradition given the amount of obscene debauchery we enjoyed
We didn’t make it two years because drinking it is a physical task

[Anonymous No.13691907]

>watched Big Lebowski
>white russians ensued
>21 and retarded I pretty much downed half of the vodka and kahlua when I rarely drank before that
>puked my guts out all night
>woke up and felt like death for 2 days
I can't smell kahlua or vodka without wanting to puke years later.

[Anonymous No.13692113]

I have no hangover problems with liquor (tequila makes me moody though), but the moment I drink beer, I feel like shit for days. I have no idea why.

[Anonymous No.13692141]

Seagram's gin and Blue Powerade. All night. Probably the easiest way to get critically blackout drunk without passing out first. I slept until 10PM the next day when I finally got home and was 4hrs late for my 20th birthday.

[Anonymous No.13692147]

>>13692141
Also honorable mention to Hot 100 Cinammon Schnapps when I was 16 but that wasnt so much a hangover as a horrible puke

[Anonymous No.13692200]

>>13690314
european reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.13692413]

drinking 24 shitty Australian beers and a bottle of even shittier Australian sparkling white. I was driving the porcelain bus all of the next day along with a 3 day hangover, even a sip of water would be regurgitated within a few minutes. Unbearable nausea with unrelenting vertigo and every heartbeat felt like my head was being slammed in a car door

[Anonymous No.13692437]

>>13690099
Captain morgan. I was young and dumb and thought the rest of the bottle was nothing so I killed it. Ended up on the ground and then projectile vomiting the day after

[Anonymous No.13692445]

I drank a bunch of 10% beers, maybe 4 cans. Then also had an almost an entire 4 loko and also almost an entire 40oz; me and the boys were drinking sidewalk slammers.

I was ridiculously sick/hung over/poisoned the next day. Honestly probably the worst I've ever felt from drinking, I wanted to die

[Anonymous No.13692463]

>>13690099

[Anonymous No.13692469]

Been livinv in south west/west england for a few years now so cider is as available as beer, and cider floors me for 24 hours without fail

[Anonymous No.13692497]

This taste horrible and give you a massive headache

[Anonymous No.13692503]

>>13691102
Ah I remember this shit, I also drank a sixer and had the spicy breath when .i woke up. Too much dissolved shit in there for the body to expel quickly. I’d have been better off drinking a liter of clean-burning vodka.

[Anonymous No.13692507]

>>13691583
Totally understand, who hasn’t tangled with some kind of peach liquor and felt the peach in their lungs and smelled it in their piss?

[Anonymous No.13692513]

>>13691610
I don’t exactly remember how I tangled with this but it involved a bowling alley, Dairy Queen, and puking all over myself while sitting on a street curb trying not to die.

[Anonymous No.13692524]

This shit. Was mixing it half and half with jagermeister and drinking it from a beer mug. I was hungover for 3 solid days. You could have panned my diarrhea for gold

[Anonymous No.13692533]

>>13692524
Steve, is that you

[Anonymous No.13692563]

>>13690592

[Anonymous No.13692568]

>>13691610
aint that the truth

[Anonymous No.13692572]

>>13692463
white cider really is the worst, effects you like no other alcohol

[Anonymous No.13692584]

>>13690099
i drank 10 pints of Guinness on st patricks day, i though my head was going to rupture i was out for two day with a killer headache and frankly vile beer shits

[Anonymous No.13692623]

Green apple vodka.
It was my first experience getting drunk as a kid, I was like 15-16 and at some party for the first time so I went ham on it. It wasnt even Smirnoff or other name brand, it was some absolutely disgusting bottom-shelf local brand that I dont think even exists anymore. First and only time I passed out from drinking and only thing I remember puking in the drawers of the guy hosting the party at some point and then passing out again.
I'm almost 30 now, I'm still drinking regularly, but even now i feel like barfing when I taste or even smell that "green apple" flavor that many stuff have. Which is a shame cos I loved those juices as a kid.

[Anonymous No.13692662]

>>13690777
It tastes fine. Stop being a pussy.

[Anonymous No.13692669]

>>13691039
Really it tastes like grapefruit pith and grass

[Anonymous No.13692691]

Baron's Extra Strong Brew
Of course that few extra serving of whiskey after that because I thought I didn't had enough alcohol in my blood didn't help either.

Spent the next day feeling like I was dying and basically spent the time in bed or eating.

[Anonymous No.13693209]

>>13690261
When l was 19 i drunk a whole bottle of Jagermeister in 2 hours. Woke up next day on the floor in my dried up puke.

[Anonymous No.13693352]

>>13693209
You're lucky you didn't choke on your vomit.

[Anonymous No.13693405]

I'm super lightweight so I almost never get hungover
but this shit right here made me throw up twice the next morning and I still felt out of it the morning after that

[Anonymous No.13693419]

>>13690262
>hemp alcohol
just reading that made me want to vomit christ almighty

[Anonymous No.13693491]

>>13692413
Drinking a slab of draught used to be a weekly occurrence. Never had a problem the next day.

[Anonymous No.13693514]

>>13693405
Your not supposed to touch that trash without ginger ale or apple juice and even then it's barely drinkable
Putrid shit

[Anonymous No.13693520]

>>13693352
Yeah when I passed out I fell on my stomach, got lucky
If I fell on my back I'd probably die

[Anonymous No.13693536]

>>13690777
Too bad doesn't seem to be available here in Sweden, I would have loved to see how it compares to our stuff.

[Anonymous No.13693749]

>>13690099

Got a bottle of this once, used to add a bit of ango, bit of absinthe, bit of maraschino. Sometimes I'd cut it with rye.

Tasty fucking drink, but I had a bad habit of making several in a night. Don't really want to have another one at this point.

[Anonymous No.13693934]

>>13690099
Too lazy to pull up an image, but Fireball - besides you all know what it looks like. Hendrick's had me blackout and puke EVERYWHERE but the morning weren't so bad.

[Anonymous No.13695001]

I had not quite half a bottle of this and six beers on a more or less empty stomach.
I puked after leaving the event.
I had to get off the bus on my way home to puke.
I sat at the bus station for half an hour and puked some more and let several buses pass. After finally getting on my feet I managed to get aboard my train and puked once there as well.
I puked when I got home.
I puked once or twice in the morning.

I don't even particularly like it.

[Anonymous No.13695018]

>>13690099
I was 21 and made the fatal mistake of doing shots with a friend of mine. We each did about 7 to 8 shots back to back and then did a few shots of Parrot Bay coconut rum. Needless to say I threw up in my friend's tub and pissed the bed. My friend was out in the backyard trying to find CIA black helicopters taking off from the nearby airport. I still to this day cannot stomach the smell of peppermint and I stopped drinking for a full year after that night.

[Anonymous No.13695041]

>>13693749
I don't know why, perhaps it's because it's a cheap brandy that drinks easy, but drinking warm St. Remy VSOP always leaves me with an absolute headringer.

[Anonymous No.13695061]

>>13690099
Kentucky tavern and Bacardi 151.

[Anonymous No.13695147]

>be me, first week of college
>Took my buddy on a fucking 2 hour journey to a liquor store because I thought I knew the area and there was actually a liquor store 20 minutes away in the other direction.
>This is on sale, we both get it.
>Drink half of it that night and get so fucked up I can't remember 2 hours at the end of the night
>Passed out in dorm bathroom
>Roomate has to carry me to my room
>Next day is orientation
>Skip the whole day
>Can't eat or drink water for 12 hours
I ended up transferring schools at the end of the week, for unrelated reasons. But since no one saw me since that night some people thought I went to the hospital

[Anonymous No.13695161]

I haven't puked FROM liquor in years.
I have puked from not having it, though.
The worst hangover is due to lack thereof.

[Anonymous No.13695187]

Here's what I drank in the span of one hour:
>12 pack of Killian's
>half bottle of Rum Chata (vile)
>quarter bottle of an expensive maple liqueur I brought back from VT
>indeterminate amount of Jim Beam (I just upended the bottle and started chugging)
Never felt worse in my life. Wished I was dead.

[Anonymous No.13695287]

>>13695041
I thought expensive alcohols were supposed to give you less of a hangover...
Does that not apply to brandy or something?

[Anonymous No.13695293]

>>13695147
Ah, to be young.

[Anonymous No.13695296]

>>13695161
Get your alcoholism in check man.

[Anonymous No.13695301]

>>13695187
>Wished I was dead.
Sounds like you were working towards that conclusion, friend.

[Anonymous No.13695346]

>>13695301
I am really bad at paying attention to what I eat and drink when I'm watching a movie. I was working my way through the first two Alien films and just drinking whatever I grabbed. I ended up throwing up all over myself and fellow on the floor. I spent the night there after yelling at the cat and reciting entire Sopranos episodes. I'm surprised my wife didn't get a pillow and just put me out of my misery. She was fucking pissed but she loves me again.

[Anonymous No.13695395]

Just looking at it reminds me of the 48 hours of hell endured afterwards. Makes me fucking nauseous.

[Anonymous No.13695430]

>>13690416
Is this Loss?

[Anonymous No.13695445]

It's hard to say which was the worst because I packed them so closely together, but if I rank it by what made me piss myself while blacked out it's gotta be this shit. A jug a night for a couple of weeks. Now I can't smell it without horking

[Anonymous No.13695449]

>>13691102
Can confirm. Sessioned a six pack of Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA...did not taste good on the way back up.

[Anonymous No.13695462]

>>13692413
That's not a hangover m8, that's alcohol poisoning

[Anonymous No.13695507]

>>13695445
ayyyyyy
I drank a whole jug of one of these wines after I broke up with my gf, and then went out onto my apartment porch and puked off the balcony, I lived on the fifth floor, so I basically painted the below levels purple.

[Anonymous No.13695725]

>>13695507
Purple lol
What the fuck my bro I'm drhbk

[Anonymous No.13695786]

>>13695287

St.Remy is not expensive at all.

[Anonymous No.13695799]

>>13695786
But...it's in a box?

[Anonymous No.13695815]

>>13695799

You know, there are people who actually buy into that.
I was in a store once getting a bottle of Lagavulin 16 while I was out with some friends, and when I took it off of the shelf, my friend said "Oh it must be fancy if it comes in it's own box.", and not in any sarcastic manner.

It really shakes me how effective marketing is on some people.

[Anonymous No.13695832]

>>13695287
>>13695799
I was also talking about St. Remy VSOP, which is even cheaper than their XO. Most brandy, in any case, it rarely expensive. Ageing isn't nearly as cost-prohibitive as it once was, which is why you can get some absolute dirt cheap and crap 12-year-old whiskies.

[Anonymous No.13695898]

>>13690540
It was from a jug but it was bigger than you're typical 1.75L. Maybe 3L? I don't remember honestly. It was one of the biggest bottles of liquor I'd ever personally seen.

[Anonymous No.13695905]

>>13690600
It could have been less time, I was giving a rough estimate. This occurred almost a decade ago so the details are a little fuzzy.

[Anonymous No.13695929]

Literally can't do any strong brown liquors.
Vodka, wine, beer etc all fine, but I made the mistake once at a friends house to have a mere ~5 shots worth of a 50% whiskey and for whatever reason that absolutely trashed me. Started vomitting profusely and had to spend the night in his shower followed by the rest of the next day in bed pounding water and crackers.
No idea what its name was, but fuck that, never touching whiskey again.

[Anonymous No.13695979]

I don't know the specifics, but it was when my grandparents died and I was packing up their wine cellar. They had some wine from like 1912 so I decided to try it with dinner that night. I still cannot remember what I had for dinner that night, and the entire day after that night. I tried giving some to a friend and she started vomiting about 2-3 seconds after ingesting it. I was probably poisoned now that I think about it but I can never be sure.

[Anonymous No.13695991]

Kraken black rum. Not only did I feel like complete shit the next day from the hangover, I threw up on myself in a water fountain effect.

[Anonymous No.13696002]

>>13690179
Sounds like overpriced Listerine.

[Anonymous No.13696027]

>>13692524
Why would you mix this with anything you fucking retard? And with Jager of all things.. On purpose?

[Anonymous No.13696034]

Tullamore Dew.
We we're playing shot Monopoly on a camping trip. If you pass go do a shot. Apparently after not too long I was the only one drinking, which I didn't notice, but I still crushed because it's a solved game.
The next day was a total right off though.

I can't really say I sit down and drink one drink too often though. Last time I was hung over I had drank 15 different whiskys.

[Anonymous No.13696043]

>>13690099

[Anonymous No.13696075]

>>13690099
I dont know whats it about rum, but it absolutely fucks me up like no other alcoholic drink. The worst shit ive done were all after drinking rum.

[Anonymous No.13696093]

>>13690099
I suppose kraken spiced rum, but I also drank el cazador, some other liquors, and beer that night. Greatest individual contributor was that fifth of kraken. I got so drunk that I stayed drunk the next day, and the hangover lasted for about 8 hours when I finally sobered up in the afternoon.

[Anonymous No.13696107]

>>13695147
Good old Lamb's. I remember chugging a fifth in school and dealing with absolutely absurd shakes and convulsions the next three days.
Now I can down a 40 in a single night easily and still wake up on time for work the next day. Alcoholism sucks.

[Anonymous No.13696141]

>>13690099
It's a tossup between this and the 40 proof sugar beer I brewed in my closet at 16. Stroh does get the award for my first blackout though.

[Anonymous No.13696157]

>>13690314
Fuck you, my parents were a perfect nuclear family and I turned out fucked up.

[Anonymous No.13696184]

>>13692533
Nope
>>13696027
Well being the /ck/unt that I am I figured the cinnamon flavor would mix well with the herbal flavor of the jager and it really did. Was a nightmare of a hangover though

[Anonymous No.13696191]

>>13690099
I once took down the better part of a bottle of Amaretto and busted a growler in a church donation box.

[Anonymous No.13696193]

>>13692563
I've been that bartender, and I've seen that customer. Shit, I've been that customer.
>>13690718
Most proper liquors don't lose a huge amount of alcohol content left open, over 6 months in a mostly sealed container it'll be slightly lower but still functionally the same. The worst comes from alcohols below the 40 proof threshhold, things like vermouth which sits in a bar for literal years unless it's changed out because no one really likes martinis unless they think they have a big dick.
>>13691102
I'd almost take back Stroh as my worst hangover for any 6 pack of beer, the depletion of nutrients and water in my body afterward makes for a hell of a next day.
>>13691589
Worst whiskey known to man, downed a 2 liter over a week and hated every second of it.
>>13691610
I have a bottle of this as my last resort when I run out of proper liquor. Blue/green shits, a bad day, feeling fucking miserable.
>>13693405
I'll be back in a month on that, it's on my bar and I have to down it. Jim Beam Black is shit tier for the record, worse than just about anything below or above it.
>>13695929
The newbie curve for a beer drinker coming into proper liquor is tough as hell. The phrase I remember best is "Romance one liquor for your whole life" because you will learn exactly how to pace it to not fuck yourself up.

[Anonymous No.13696197]

>>13690261
It is also Jagger for me too, although it was more the vodka
>Be 19
>Go to my boyfriends step brothers wedding in Cali
>First adult vacation
>Get drunk as shit at free bar at wedding
>Close friends I've had for years live in Cali, finally meet
>Day after wedding
>We're in their hotel room
>i'm drinking a beer or two
>Everyone proceeds to get shitfaced very quickyly
>I'm sober
>Fuck
>I grab the Vodka and pound it, probably drink about 5-6 shots in one go
>Drink a bunch of jagger, throat literally closes cannot chug it
>Next day I'm shaken awake
>throw up noodles
>have two tampons in somehow
>lay in bed think i'm going to die
>two day hangover

best friends worst hangover too, so we always reminiscences. Fuck jagger, i don't know why people drink it, tastes like total asshole.

[Anonymous No.13696240]

>>13691583
>>13692507
I didn't do this with peach but I remember wanting to get a flavored vodka to take "easier" shots. Bought svedka orange cream. Was pure sugar shit and tasted like total ass, was so sick I called out of work and fell back asleep. Boss wrote me up and I quit shortly after.

[Anonymous No.13696338]

>>13695991
You deserve it for spending money on meme shit like Kraken, when you can get decent rums at this price

[Anonymous No.13696385]

>>13696197
>have two tampons in somehow
My wife used to call that "the college girl's discount diaper".

[Anonymous No.13696395]

>>13696193
>things like vermouth which sits in a bar for literal years
90% of anyone who somehow manages to have a "liquor collection" has that one bottle they let sit around forever.
>unless it's changed out because no one really likes martinis unless they think they have a big dick
More that the average faggot getting a Martini either asks for no vermouth, or doesn't get vermouth. Hell, most clubbers will ask for a dirty vodka Martini on average, which works just fine without the vermouth. Martinis in general are real popular dinner drinks, too, second to soda highballs.

[Anonymous No.13696681]

>>13690099
I was already good and drunk before someone handed me one of these. I went from happy to psychotic episode in no time. The hangover was diabolical, felt like I'd been thrown down a flight of stairs.

[Anonymous No.13696734]

I drank these shits more than I'd like to admit before 4 loko was a thing. They were cheap and got you fucked uphard very fast but comes with a hangover as soon as you start feeling the buzz.

[Anonymous No.13696741]

I don't drink very much. I enjoy a beer every now and again. One fucking can of this goo split my head for an entire day. Other beers do not do this to me.

[Anonymous No.13696816]

>>13693405
This. Its an unholy abomination, and its insane how much demand is for it.
Jim beam and Jack daniels both made me avoid whisky like it was plague. Especially Jim Beam I remember it was not a hangover, but a direct attack against my body, because after a hour I drank it I had to go home. There I switched between bathroom and the bed frequently while a wet towel on my head, and I had to take the strongest painkiller available at home. The next day I couldn't even look at food.

[Anonymous No.13696844]

>>13690261

[Anonymous No.13696855]

>>13696681
Ahhhh, remember when i downed 3 of these in nagoya. Fuck me, what a beautiful haze of a night.

[Anonymous No.13696858]

[Anonymous No.13696887]

>>13693405
I usually drink vodka, or cognac, but because the first gets boring and the second expensive, I opted to try some whiskey.
A miscommunication caused me to buy Jim Beam. Taste wise I wasn't blown away, but I didn't hate it. One night I made 3 kentucky sunrises with it and drank one straight.
It was all fine until I went to sleep. I haven't had to throw up in ages, but this stuff made me. Wasn't the worst hang over next day, but I normally never have one at all.
That said, I still have to try another whiskey to compare it with.

[Anonymous No.13696963]

>>13690099
Home made plum wines will absolutely give you the worst hangovers. Snakebites are pretty rough too.

[Anonymous No.13697087]

>>13696887
buy ardbeg corryvreckan. it's expensive but you won't regret it I PROMISE

[Anonymous No.13697151]

>>13690261
>is absolute retard
>muh eurotards

[Anonymous No.13697758]

>>13690099
I started drinking in elementary school
I was Alcoholic at 11
Mouthwash mostly
Then I discovered Rubbing Alchohol
Had no problem buying it at WalMart when I was 13
I mixed it with Mounting Lightning
I even used to steal alchohol wipes from the school nurse and suck on them in class
12 years later I attend AA meetings every day
I have been sober almost 2 years
I lost half of my vision and have occasional seizures from continued Isopropyl Alcohol poisoning, my right arm and leg shake all the time
Still love the smell of an alcohol wipe

[Anonymous No.13697784]

>>13697758
>drinking rubbing alcohol
holy fuck dude how did your 11 year old self not accidentally kill yourself with it? Doesn't that shit reach deadly levels within like 100 milliliters for kids?

[Anonymous No.13697915]

>>13690099
lots and lots of really, really cheap champagne at a bachelor party

excercised the next day, drank water and gatorade, took headache medicine, jacked off, still had a splitting headache at like 8 PM the next day

[Anonymous No.13697927]

Ugh...

[Anonymous No.13697943]

just going to saw strong IPAs can get fucked they literally taste like pine trees and i can feel the hangover coming on before i even pass out for the night.

[Anonymous No.13697974]

>>13696093
I have heard SO MANY people say Kraken tried to murder them.
I'm one of the blessed few that doesn't get hangovers (meaning the headache, pain etc,) but I have to be careful with that shit.
One of the two times of gotten blackout drunk was splitting a bottle with my cousin.

[Anonymous No.13698118]

>>13696197
I had an australian friend come to the states and he brought a bunch of snacks, including these little chocolate-covered wafer cookies called "Tim-tams". Turns out they bite opposite corners off the cookies and then drink chocolate milk through them, called it a "Tim-tam Slam"

I wound up doing tim-tam slams with jager. Not as bad as you'd think, definitely better than straight shots.

[Anonymous No.13698171]

>>13698118

Works with coffee and the like as well. Can only get a sip through them before they melt, but then you have a melty tim-tam, which is also good.

[Anonymous No.13698711]

>>13690099
Noja and Crvena Kaplja

[Anonymous No.13698775]

>>13697758
Bruh, are you from like the Florida equivalent of Russia?

[Anonymous No.13698790]

>>13698775
Not him, but I started drinking with my friends around 13. We drank every Friday, but none of us turned out alcoholics and it was just a part of growing up and being dumb kids and shit. It's normal in Eastern Europe.

[Anonymous No.13698799]

>>13698790
>I started drinking with my friends around 13.
That's normal all around the globe, but my friends and I never even entertained the thought of drinking rubbing alcohol.

[Anonymous No.13698809]

>>13698799
That's next level shit and definitely not normal. We usually had beer and wine, maybe a bottle of scotch once or twice.

[Anonymous No.13699052]

I've always been a light weight and usually have really good self control but this one time in my early twenties I was sitting around a table with two hard alcoholic friends shooting the shit and passing around a liter of Evan Williams. Was having such a good time I didn't realize how much I was drinking, basically matching the pulls my buddies were taking the whole time.
By the end of it we had all drank roughly a third of the bottle each in about an hour. I also hadn't eaten very much that day before this. For them it was a solid buzz, on my end I was throwing up starting later that night in my sleep and continued the next day and into next evening. Figured I gave myself some kind of minor alcohol poisoning

[Anonymous No.13699278]

>>13699052
as a man in his early twenties with hard alcoholic friends, that incident was eerily similar to one I had a few months back

[Anonymous No.13699653]

>>13690099
fucking fireball. disgustingly sweet. morning after couldnt even look at fruit

[Anonymous No.13699780]

>be me
>in barracks, 29 Palms
>down a couple steel reserves
>feeling great
>waltz over to my buddies' room
>talk to them, find out they have pic related in their closet (they weren't supposed to have glass in the barracks)
>take it and leave
>it's about 1/3 full
>drink the rest in my room
>get disgustingly drunk, pass out
>luckily my alarm was already set
>wake up the next morning
>immediately stumble over to the toilet and puke
>realize I'm still totally plastered
>get dressed and somehow shave without slicing up my face
>show up to morning formation sloshed, smelling like a bar
>literally all of my peers can tell
>go to the armory to draw weapons because it's grass week before the rifle range so we need to practice shooting positions
>remained drunk until like 11AM, couldn't keep any food down all day
>hungover until the next morning
>to this day the mere sight of Smirnoff 100 makes me gag
Don't join the marines guys it's nothing but alcoholism and depression

[Anonymous No.13699861]

>>13692524
Holy shit, this. Made the mistake of getting plastered on this before driving from Boston to DC. Everyone in the car got sick before we had even been on the road a half an hour. All you could smell was puke the rest of the trip.

[Anonymous No.13699880]

>>13693209
>Woke up next day on the floor in my dried up puke.
Been there once.To make matters worse, I had to ride a bus back to my town and go directly to work at 4 AM. May have been one of the worst days of my life. I was a line cook, and the food smells had me vomiting in the trash cans the whole shift.

[Anonymous No.13699890]

>>13690099
George Ocean Spiced Rum

[Anonymous No.13699944]

>>13690099
Cuervo gold

[Anonymous No.13700125]

>>13690099
This shit right here. It was cheap af (obviously) like $30 for the 1.5L bottle. Figured why not I'll just mix it. Tasted like chemicals even through the mixer. Had like 9 drinks before puking twice, passing out, and puking again the next morning. Never again.

[Anonymous No.13700152]

It's all thanks to this that I left a chick who wanted to bang at a party. But don't worry, I also hit up my obese ex to fuck on the way home. We banged, I came, she left. Then had to pay for the abortion a few months later. Thanks gas station garbage.

[Anonymous No.13700195]

>>13690099
9 French 75's made with Maker's Mark and Asti Spumani. Had real lemons and champagne glasses, so it wasn't a total loss. Blacked out completely, got sexually assaulted by my abusive ex girlfriend.

Though, the real worst hangover I ever had came from 7 phenibut, 4 cocktails, a microdose of acid, half a joint, and a half a modafnil. That was hell for multiple days.

[Anonymous No.13700215]

Peppermint schnapps. I don’t remember the brand. I didn’t wake up to start recovering until 8PM the next day, and had to call off work the following day. I stopped using mouthwash for months because it would remind me of it and I’d gag.

[Anonymous No.13700378]

>>13690261
I had jagerbombs for the first time on my bucks party.
We hit the pub really hard and the cute bar tender kept egging me on. Wasn't too bad because I wanted to enjoy my fancy steak dinner so I stopped drinking early, but my friend did convince me to tac-vom which helped a lot.

[Anonymous No.13700405]

>>13699780
>Don't join the marines guys it's nothing but alcoholism and depression
Yea, but what about the glory of dying for Israel?

[Anonymous No.13700484]

>>13695018
This is my go to alcohol

[Anonymous No.13700495]

>>13700484
Dude, why? It has so much added sugar it's literally a syrup.

[Anonymous No.13700510]

>>13700495
don't drink liqueur on an empty stomach

[Anonymous No.13700522]

>>13700495
It's easy to shoot and I like the minty flavor chased with ice cold water. Plus I'm an alcoholic and it gets the job done quickly. I drank two pints over the weekend.

Although your right about the sugar. I still feel like shit and it's almost 10pm

[Anonymous No.13700536]

So growing up i very rarely drank, didnt want to upset mom, and didnt go to parties. They day i turned 21 i remembered granddad drank wild turkey 101. I had drank whiskey once before and been fine (in a jack and coke),
Didnt understand how strong it was. The day i turned 21, In 4 hrs i drank a whole bottle of this, if i wasnt obese and ate a shit load of carbs i genuinely may have ended up in the hospital. I cant drink wild turkey 101 now

[Anonymous No.13700559]

>>13690099
Can't stomache Cognac or brown rum anymore, smell alrealy makes me queasy..bourbon and beer for eternity.

[Anonymous No.13700567]

it honestly isn't the worst ever, but whenever I go just a liiiiiitle bit over how much I should drink this shit destroys me the next day.

[Anonymous No.13700706]

>>13690099
Fighting cock was awful. Made my mouth taste like metal and the hangover was shitty. But the all time worst hangover was from this shit:

[Anonymous No.13700727]

>>13690306
Shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ. Liqueur refers to flavored alcohol of any type. I hope you're baiting and you don't actually have this much of a Jimmy Neutron complex.

[Anonymous No.13700749]

>>13691039
It tastes like grapefruit-pepper for a moment. After that, it tastes like puke and industrial bitterants, leaves a greasy, almost gasoliney taste on your tongue, and hits your esophagus like ground glass.

[Anonymous No.13700761]

Hops kill me for some reason. Any beer that is really hoppy makes me want to kill myself the next day. This beer in particular gave me the worst hangover of my life.

Its sad because I generally like IPAs..but can basically never drink them anymore

[Anonymous No.13700814]

I binged drank this, I don't drink often, so i go to the extremes if I'm by myself. It gets hard when I play with friends.
>Kept drinking until the point where I could feel myself about to pass out drunk but focused all my sobriety into not doing so
>Almost feel like constantly vomitting at the slightest movement
>Kept drinking water from the bathroom faucet and laughing to myself that I was a real life pc in fallout new vegas
>Called and voice chatted my gf(now ex) about how much I loved her and missed her
She would tell me how worried she gets since she knows I don't like alcohol, and how much I can suprisingly handle. She would respond with how much she missed me and loved me too (long distance doesn't work) That brought me a lot of happiness those nights

Why do I mention this?
>The morning after, I felt so dry and leathery that I could not move a single muscle of my body without feeling the nausea, thankfully I had my huge glass bottle of water on my bed side. I slept at 4 am that morning, and did not move out of bed until 7 pm that night before I could start eating something light like bananas.Fuck this highlighter tasting rum, fuck that so goddamn much.

[Anonymous No.13700863]

>>13700814
I rather like the Flor de Cana 7 year. Hmmmm.

[Anonymous No.13700960]

>>13700863
I'm more a vodka and white wine kind of guy. This rum, and jager bombs are the cause of me vomitting.

[Anonymous No.13700967]

>>13690099
these two badboys, i drank a bottle of both and robbed a nigger a knifepoint, i only did it because i hate niggers and we were at war with them during crusade against them after the LA riots

[Anonymous No.13701934]

>>13700378
jagerbombs are the fucken best, I call them the poor mans coke

Im 29 and have been doing jagerbombs since I turned 18 (the legal age to drink here)

I had one just the other day before hitting the strip club. BASED

[Anonymous No.13701938]

>>13700967
Post your grandma’s boshintang recipe

[Anonymous No.13702011]

>>13690306
god how can you be this misinformed
liqueur is any thick, sweet drink made with spirits

[Anonymous No.13702017]

this is a so called cherry """wine""", one of the cheapest alcohols in poland
fuck knows what it's actually made of but I had it when I was young and it made my violently ill for 2 whole days, I was vomiting left and right and thought I might be hospitalized because of dehydration

I think that was some kind of poisoning and not a normal hangover though

[Anonymous No.13702616]

I know i have the alcoholic gene but how do i know if i have the lemmy liver gene?

[Anonymous No.13702630]

>>13690099
I don't get hangovers.

[Anonymous No.13702746]

>>13691583
omfg burnett's takes me back to the highschool days of blacking out in the basement with 10 other fuckface retard highschool kids and waking up to everyone passed out sprawled across the floor

[Anonymous No.13702749]

>>13702630
You're not drinking seriously enough then.

[Anonymous No.13702786]

>>13702749
I was drinking about a fith per day earlier this year
No hangovers

[Anonymous No.13702793]

Buzzballs. Fucking buzzballs.
They're already inherently terrible. But at the end of the night when you see one unopened ball, with your already compromised PFC, hey what could a few more ounces of vile sweetened rum concoction possibly do?

[Anonymous No.13702903]

>>13702017
nice RGB keyboard you fuckin manchild

[Anonymous No.13703244]

>>13702630
>>13702786
I'm a bit similar, the worst I get is like a feeling of being kinda tired and a dryness in my mouth even when I drink until I black out

[Anonymous No.13703327]

I have never once had a hangover in my life. Maybe you're just drinking wrong, faggot.

[Anonymous No.13703367]

>>13690777
When I first moved to Chicago I thought Malört was a meme, but these days honestly it's cheap, doesn't taste horrible, and it's fun to prank people with. I bring a bottle with be whenever I go to social gatherings and it's always gone by the end.

[Anonymous No.13703394]

>>13692623
I had a similar experience with a disgusting apple flavored gin, drank a fifth by myself while playing csgo after I got dumped. Puked my guts out and couldn't function for a day and a half, the apple smell still makes my stomach turn.

[Anonymous No.13703485]

>>13703327
wowwwww internet tough guy here
does it make you proud? eh? that you can drink the liquid and not get a headache? eh? Does that make you feel like a big man?

[Anonymous No.13703541]

>>13703485
always makes me cringe when people brag about being able to drink drink a lot
like we get it, you weigh more and drink more often, it's really not impressing anyone

[Anonymous No.13703563]

>>13702017
if you’ve never thought you needed hospitalization due to dehydration, have you even been hungover?

[Anonymous No.13703572]

>>13703541
Those types of people often have nothing else about themselves that is unique or inspiring, so they take pride in things like drinking, their possessions, or watching organized sports teams.

[Anonymous No.13703606]

>>13696141
>80% proof

[Anonymous No.13703646]

>>13703606
That would be 40%. Proof is double the percentage.

[Anonymous No.13703692]

>>13703646
Ohhhh

[Anonymous No.13704228]

>>13690262
even imagining the smell makes me want to hurl

[Anonymous No.13704243]

>>13690306
>Makes an absolute fool of himself because he doesn't know how to spell liquor

[Anonymous No.13704254]

>>13692463
I had a roommate we though had died because he tried to drink all of that in one night and was hung over for half a week

[Anonymous No.13704256]

>>13690099
any type of rum

[Anonymous No.13704281]

>>13695147
Lambs is the worst rum I've ever drank, you can't even mix it with anything to get the taste awat

[Anonymous No.13704290]

>>13690314
>see the word "mtf"
>instantly type out seething reply without reading the post
back to your containment board schizoid

[Anonymous No.13704310]

>>13696963
>Home made plum wines
A housemate gave me a bottle and my god
I couldn't walk
>Snakebites
these always make me hungover before I'm even drunk

[Anonymous No.13704375]

>>13691589
This shit right here is a dark horse for worst whisky that passes itself off as above the bottom shelf. Killed a handle one night with four other people; was literally shaking the next morning with heart palpitations beating out of my chest. Had stupidly agreed to get lunch with my grandpa and spent like a quarter of the time in the bathroom clinging to the toilet

>>13691610
There have been multiple times where I would shit green for a couple days, having consumed like a bottle of creme de menthe the night before. Just awful; stick to non-artificially colored liquors/liqueurs

[Anonymous No.13704399]

>>13690099
I've only ever had 2 nightmarish hangovers and both were from vodka. I don't even know what brand of vodka. The first was at a friend's birthday party where one of my friends took advantage of my alcohol inexperience and made me about 10 solo cups worth of vodka lemonade, it tasted great so I just kept drinking it and he just kept filling my cup up. I puked 5 times the next day and didn't have a solid shit for a week afterwards. Second time was at a school reunion party, there was a huge bottle of vodka and nobody was touching it because it tasted like shit and I felt bad for the guy who brought it so I drank like 3/4 of it and the next day I spent an hour collapsed in front of the toilet crying and speaking out loud to God begging for his mercy.

[Anonymous No.13704450]

>>13700536
Such a shame you had a bad experience with it, it's one of my go-tos. Smooth, tasty, and nice proof to boot. Maybe give it another try in a year or so

[Anonymous No.13704561]

This while showing off to my lightweight friend by pouring more in my glass than his every time we took a shot (weren't using shot glasses so we just guessed how much a shot was). Threw up for an hour after I woke up and could barely move the next half of the day. I don't dislike this stuff now but it's the only fucking booze my brother buys at his house and it's by the jug so I'm tired of it.

[Anonymous No.13704643]

>>13691576
Based

[Anonymous No.13704691]

The destroyer.

[Anonymous No.13704731]

>>13693749
St Remy is too harsh for me. It has that searing rubbery smell and finish. Would rather drink christian brothers vs than anything st remy

[Anonymous No.13704745]

>>13691102
Beer hangovers can be murder

[Anonymous No.13704767]

[Anonymous No.13704768]

>>13704691
Blood pressure: critical
Mouth: mummified
Liver: perforated

[Anonymous No.13704891]

>>13691102
Same shit for me with Revolver Blood and Honey. 8.5% I think and tastes pretty good for not being an IPA and that high in ABV
>knock back a 6pack like any other day
>can hardly keep my shit together talking to my GF
>wake up with a god awful headache and stomachache and reek of alcohol all day at work
I've had better success with a fifth of vodka

[Anonymous No.13704915]

I treat turkey 101, absinthe, and Jameson with fear and respect.

[Anonymous No.13705044]

>>13702786
Drink a whole bottle in a 5 hour period
You will throw up all day tomorrow if you so much as move or drink water and it will feel like the executioner buried his axe 6 inches too high

[Anonymous No.13705115]

>>13699052
Summer after sophomore year of college me and two buddies had become decently hard drinkers, had a handle of this shit, drank all of it without even realizing, and then did a bunch of coke when our 4th friend came over. The next day was spent under the covers for me but my friend went to his job at a pool around 9Am still plastered and spent his entire shift throwing up every 15 minutes behind the bushes. Nothing gets you as bad as the congeners in rotgut bottom shelf off brand JD whiskey.

[Anonymous No.13705413]

>>13696734
I remeber when these were $1. Would get a six pack and 1/5 of Jager and burn down the night. Piss was yellow green of a highlighter the next few days

[Anonymous No.13705462]

>>13700125
Kirkland has some really solid offerings. Mainly their bourbon and vodka. However I've heard nothing but TERRIBLE things about the blended scotch whiskey. Is it truly that bad?

[Anonymous No.13705732]

>>13690099
I only get hungover if I drink for 6+ hours and don't eat enough food/drink enough water. Booze is booze

[Anonymous No.13706210]

>>13699052
>>13699278
This must be what happens when you have alcoholic friends because this same thing happened to me in college when I was around 19-20 but it was a bottle of el jimador

I was at a party and a bit buzzed. Everyone's pretty much done, but my alcoholic friend and I spot an unopened bottle of el jimador. We chat while drinking it straight and I match him drink for drink. We finish the bottle and I end up vomiting in the sink while my friend is just buzzed. The worst part was I had to sit in a car for several hours the next day driving back while hungover.

[Anonymous No.13706216]

I once had 28 cans of Somersby cider and I felt like absolute shit the next day.

[Anonymous No.13706373]

>>13697758
You should probably leave the thread if this is true.

[Anonymous No.13706405]

>>13702017
Nice, in Czech we call this Griotka. It’s just aroma, sugar, alcohol and water. It’s mostly used for baking and desserts, but when you mix it with other stuff, it can fuck you up.

[Anonymous No.13706474]

>>13703563
dehydration from all the vomiting
also I usually have really light hangovers

[Anonymous No.13706561]

>>13696157
But how fucked up?

[Anonymous No.13706586]

Awamori. It's a sort of fortified sake from Okinawa prefecture. Served over ice with water and lime. Sneaks right up on you. Mix it up all night with Orion lager and you suddenly find yourself completely obliterated. Don't even know the specific brand. All moon runes to me. This all happens with my friend night before a typhoon is meant to hit Ishigaki where we were. Offended an old man so badly with our white presence at a ramen restaurant the guy left, refusing to dine with us. Went to the konbini for storm snacks and got caught up in the downpour which started early morning, it was like standing in a shower. My phone gave me "water inside" warnings for almost a year after. Just fucking soaked. Woke up the next morning basically only half in the mortal realm with a cat 5 typhoon pounding just like my head at the boarded up windows of our guest house. 5/5 would go again.

[Anonymous No.13706614]

>>13706586
nice sake cups, I love japanese ceramics as weeby as it may sound

[Anonymous No.13706707]

>>13702616
Drink a fifth of Jack Daniels every day until you die of pancreatic cancer.

[Anonymous No.13706711]

>>13706614
not my picture but I agree with you on that.

[Anonymous No.13707391]

>>13697758
You're my hero you white trash superman

[Anonymous No.13707728]

>>13700536
Christ, I have the opposite experience with 101. I can drink that shit like water, love it.

[Anonymous No.13707730]

>>13690099
wtf is that

[Anonymous No.13707802]

>>13707391
the proper term for slavic white trash is "bydlo"