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13691213 No.13691213 [Reply] [Original]

Making a salad.

>> No.13691222

>OHAAMMMygosh OK Guys...! cum in close and WATCH me do this One-Handed huh?? :/
Jack is revolting.

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>> No.13691226

sour cream soup with a cucumber dill garnish

>> No.13691244
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>> No.13691264

deepest lore

>> No.13691270
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>> No.13691432

imagine all of those egg cartons falling over
all of the yolks just smoothing out hectars of land

>> No.13691445

Does he have troubles using his other hand?

>> No.13691447

He's had multiple strokes.

>> No.13691572
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Ja/ck/ being a devout christian must have known gluttony is one of the 7 deadly sins. How ironic

>> No.13691578

yes, the poor man has done nothing but been nice and entertain people, and the people of this board see it fit to ridicule his unfortunate medical condition

>> No.13691582

just because hes christian doesnt mean he thinks hes perfect...no one is. thats the whole point. Well that and dont be a dick...asshole

>> No.13691584

he is one of those zionist prosperity gospel christians. i spit on him

>> No.13691601
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Same man who brags about beating his son on a public, lmao hope he catches the 3rd stroke and dies you faggot retard nigger

>> No.13691626

Do you ever wonder if maybe you perceive things a certain way because of preconceptions and biases? imo when hating fat dumb cook guy becomes your hobby you need to consider developing your social life.

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>> No.13691754

Is he too fat for his usual ring?

>> No.13691756

How out?

>> No.13691788

There is no eggscape.

>> No.13691819

hating jack isnt a hobby, its a lifestyle dumbass

>> No.13691821
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>> No.13691860

Id on meats

>> No.13691893

oxtail crepinettes, snails, sweetbread and foie gras
a dish dedicated to jim harrison, pretty indulgent

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>> No.13692249

"Thou shalt not eat undercooked food" isn't a commandment.

>> No.13692269

Very few things make me burst out laughing anymore.

>> No.13692280

Would the metal knife not emit metal smells to intefere wtit the pizza smells?

>> No.13692299

he touched the knife to the NY pizza and DIDNT EVEN WIPE IT OFF when he put it on the CA pizza, luckily my man's nose is so keen having been familiarized to the scent of the NY pizza dough he was able to ignore it completely when he experienced the aroma of the second pizza

>> No.13692307

You must eat all the eggs.

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>> No.13692363

I always imagined it as boiled eggs

>> No.13692534

>smells the heat
>heh nothing personnel kid

>> No.13692536

I haven't made Fatziki in a while now. You go Tubbs.

>> No.13692553

>you don't need to tell me what happened but you do need to eat these

>> No.13692558

I dont get it, what is up with this gay retarded egg meme that you retards cannot stop posting over and over and over?
Its just some shitty indian

>> No.13692571

There's more than one egg meme newfag
They complement eachother, make eachother strong. You simply lack understanding.

>> No.13692632

And yet he never even attempted physical therapy

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>> No.13692676

Gotta admit his grit and motivation

>> No.13692679
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That stupid fuck is capable of lifting the arm and incorporating them into the work like every fucking doctor and nurse he's ever met told him to, and he still just lets it hang there as much as he can.
He deserves to suffer.

>> No.13692944

Jack LITERALLY said he wishes to nuke the Palestinians. I'm not saying he's not a good man, but I don't think he is.

>> No.13692966

Enough cholesterol to fell 300 Americans

>> No.13692982

He literally didn’t.

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>> No.13693006

why the fuck would you flip an omlette?

>> No.13693010


arguing about who knows more worthless trivia about a worthless e-celeb. /ck/ is a fucking joke.

>> No.13693015

underrated post

>> No.13693018

what is that? eggs? cheese?

>> No.13693053

I used to go to church with Jack. He's a great guy. My brother wants to be a chef and comes up with his own recipes, so Jack invited him onto his show and let him make it. He really is a great guy, sad he lost the use of his arm. But he's pushing through it and staying positive, all while doing what he loves. Good for him!

>> No.13693142

Not this meme guy again

>> No.13693178

it's risotto apparently from a place called ciabot in italy

>> No.13693183

get off your high horse, faggot

>> No.13693194

Desperate stuff. Context? Is this a squatter vlogging?

>> No.13693218

pasi is the finest chef in finland

>> No.13693222
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>> No.13693231

Is this the monthly diet for some based /fit/ user?

>> No.13693236

He's had several strokes retard, he can't use the other hand

>> No.13693251

Jack is an egotistical, petty piece of shit and it comes across in his short ticky tacky videos. He is a legitimate moron and blames products and restaurants when his limited knowledge and lack of understanding leads him to the consequences he deserves. He ironically thinks he is the smartest person in the room at all times when his plaque filled brain has short circuited many times leaving him with a useless arm (it wasn't useful before either).

>> No.13693256

I hate women so much, bros.

>> No.13693366

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>> No.13693399

damn bro go easy on him

>> No.13693450

it makes me nervous

>> No.13693457

How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.13693463

This is what happens when you never take care of yourself, anons. This fat fuck ate his way to two strokes and not only does he still eat garbage, it looks like he's refused to do any of his PT for that arm.

>> No.13693464

Sure, newfag.

>> No.13693472
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>being more autistic than the person you're trying to mock
ya done goofed

>> No.13693479

this man is ill. poor guy.

>> No.13693500

You need to go back, tourist.

>> No.13693506

fuck off lad, this pasta is as popular as it gets

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then explain this

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Looks like a slop of something or other

>> No.13693518

gd you're cringey as fuck, please crawl out of your own ass lmao

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>> No.13693530

You are the only cringe here, tourist

>> No.13693539

You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

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>> No.13693554

I wonder what ostrich tastes like.

>> No.13693570

>look ma I called him a tourist again!
you're really gonna gatekeep this shit hole? sure is manchild in here.

>> No.13693668

The amount of newfag seethe in one post

>> No.13693678

t. dilate seething tranny

>> No.13693710


Usually it's the trannies with their identity crisises that likes to call other people "manchild".

>> No.13693722

Okay newfag

>> No.13693736

Thanks for agreeing. :)

>> No.13693754

I always thought that 7 deadly sins were Catholic.

>> No.13693763


He is a malignant idiot and so are you.

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>> No.13693812

Every time I see Jack webm's posted I just think of that scene in Hot Tub Time Machine where John Cusack's character tells the bellhop that he's going to lose that arm.

>> No.13693840

like a very gamey turkey

>> No.13693851

It's fine aged Italian pasta newfrens

>> No.13693854

I love this guy. Thank you world, for creating burak.

>> No.13693861

let me shitpost in piece, ive known this pasta for ages

>> No.13693870
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I truly believe that when I die and go to hell Jack's theme song will play on an infinite loop

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>> No.13693907

Watching him with with just one functional arm isn't even funny to me anymore, I just feel bad for him.

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>> No.13694019

why wait?

>> No.13694421

God damn i cant stand this fucking fag

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when will he die

>> No.13694513
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never, even ten strokes can’t take him down

>> No.13694519

is this man capable of doing anything correctly? Is this whole channel satire?

>> No.13694548
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I mean he only has one working hand after 2-3 strokes, he's trying his best.

Why are you bullying the disabled?

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>> No.13694576

>this pizza smells like pizza

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>> No.13694628

I'd give a shit if he didn't do it to himself (and continues to do it). It's like body acceptance. It's a great movement when it's true to its origins: people with masectomies, or acid burns, or debilitating scars and whatnot, but then it got taken over by a bunch of fatasses. I'm supposed to feel bad for this fat fuck because he's eating himself into an early grave? Not a chance in hell.

>> No.13694633

Obesity is a disease anon

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>> No.13694666

i read something about sub food being the best in the navy since everything else about living in a submarine is totally miserable

>> No.13694672

Only fatties believe that, the rest of us know it's a lack of self-control.

>> No.13694699

Is this in Wuhan?

>> No.13694849

Top. Men.

>> No.13694853

Probably not anymore, but they do have a fuck ton of ice cream on board at any one time

>> No.13694866

Submarines put more effort in, but due to the realities of operating a submarine you run out of fresh items within the first couple weeks.
Carriers tend to have the most consistently good food, and the absolute best food is always in the Chiefs' Mess.

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>> No.13695065
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>submarine mess
>everything is actually very clean and tidy

>> No.13695080

didn't he say something about killing his son if he was gay or something?

>> No.13695093

I feel bad for him. I learned he moved real close me and he posts on a couple of local facebook groups. Zero likes, zero shares, zero comments.

>> No.13695121

I only ever see these in sports stadiums. I always steal the magnets from the bottom of the glasses when I'm done and my fridge is adorned with them all

>> No.13695128

How much does based Jack make off his YouTube channel?

>> No.13695158

lmao stupid whore

>> No.13695167

enough to not need a real job

>> No.13695174

Turks don't drink alcohol.

>> No.13695186

rofl fuckin tard

>> No.13695232

They do in many parts of the country.

>> No.13695247

It's from an older video that he made, judging from the kitchen he's in, it's a really old video prior to his stroke.

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>that little chopping attempt at the beginning

>> No.13695385

Physical therapy won't make his other hand miracously ok

>> No.13695393

That's exactly why he's putting all his chips on Jesus.

>> No.13695413

That's probably what this lazy fat fuck tells himself so he doesn't have to put any effort in. 33% of stroke victims are dead on the spot, so with what, two, or maybe even three, he's already got his back against the wall of the odds. But of the survivors upwards of three quarters of stroke victims can regain significant function from any negative effects. He's just a fat degenerate, stop defending him.

>> No.13695416

its beefy

>> No.13695452

he's american... it would probably bankrupt his family for a kinesiologist to watch him grab handfuls of beans for an hour a week.

>> No.13695480

reminds me of asterix&obelix

>> No.13695519

Can he still choke his son out with just one arm?

>> No.13695522

Nice? He's a fucking bitch who blocks people and deletes comments whenever it's just the slightest criticism

>> No.13695540

pick up that tidbit on kiwifarms did ya? hmm I wonder why would an e-celeb being attacked by circle jerking spergs would want to silence his commenters... oh well I guess it's just a personality flaw.

>> No.13695566

"Celeb." Stroked out one armed retard who puts out 4 min low energy cooking videos is a celeb. Sure thing faggot. He's the only youtuber I know who has disabled comments and likes

>> No.13695575

Nothing. His wife pays for all his shit

>> No.13695592

no offense lady but what you don't know could fill a bucket.

>> No.13695604

why is /ck/ so salty and bitter lately?
both new and old fags are so testy jeez

>> No.13695617

No, it's old footage.
Some of it is in buffet restaurants where Chinese tour buses stop.

>> No.13695623

My guess is because of pol infestation. Seriously, that place can alters your mind. Like, who the hell can hate on this guy >>13693511

>> No.13695677

Let's be honest, though, some of it is deserved. Like yeah, that Turkish guy is wholesome as shit and has done a lot of good with his fame, so it seems weird to arbitrarily shit on him. I can attribute that to /pol/faggots. But Jack and Kay and Bon Appetit and Ragasdlfikjsdfa also deserve a ton of the shit get that's thrown their way because they're just shit-tier cooks regurgitating shit you'd find better elsewhere.

>> No.13696016


Post-stroke Jack just makes me sad.

>> No.13696068

Going for the 3rd stroke I see

>> No.13696101

Fucking love this guy. But he is 100% a serial killer that must be stopped.

>> No.13696150

The dude is low-key racist and not the ironic kind like 4chan. He is just a big fat racist idiot who can't even cook a hamburger properly. The only reason he became so popular is because he posts shitty cooking videos for people to make fun of.

>> No.13696246

chickens may be retarded but that was cute i'll admit

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>> No.13696316

headed :)

>> No.13696336


Spanish omelette.

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>> No.13696356

It's like this until you're on the second month of deployment and all of the good stuff is gone.

I will say that the food I had in basic was substantially better than anything I ever ate at home on a daily basis. Such is the single mother life.

>> No.13696360

J*wish tourist normie ruining my chonz

>> No.13696414

Reminder Jack JR is a christian rap god

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>> No.13696483

Yeah but how does he get out? Is there like a back door in the stall?

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>> No.13696540

Rent free

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>> No.13696618

does out get how he

>> No.13696760

i want chicken friend

>> No.13696775
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That is just how Chinese tourists act when they're abroad.

>> No.13696780
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It's called Turkish beer because of the way it's made.
You see, the beer is already in the glasses and the hot table just makes it boil up.

>> No.13696802

>30 dollars for a big standard breakfast buffet
>Half of it is breads and a fruit bar

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Not miraculously, no. But physical therapy can do a LOT for getting use of that arm back. It takes a shitload of time and effort, though, so of course Jack won't bother.
I used to rehab stroke victims for a living. Sometimes it would take a year of training before they started to see results, but then it picked up and eventually they had two working arms again. A huge part of that job was keeping them motivated.

If you don't think that "tidbit" is common knowledge on /ck/ you must be really fucking new here.
Probably weren't around when some anons got his other son to talk about his cooking on a Twitch stream either.

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Hahaha, I remember seeing this for the first time and assuming, rightfully, that they were giving these away for free as samples.
But no; they're fucking three quid each!

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>> No.13696835

Did that guy just drink gasoline?

>> No.13696843

Could be an abbo, the strayan nigger verions do this apparently

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Pretty sure it's ethanol. Still really fucking gnarly, though.

>> No.13696897

Imagine after all that nobody turns up

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>> No.13697057

>29 freedums for breakfast
>wew lad

>> No.13697062

Why isn't he using The World's Sharpest Knife™

>> No.13697142

go drink your grass and cucumber smoothies ya fuckin creep

>> No.13697145

because they're american

>> No.13697166

i'd ask the same of you redditors and trannies

>> No.13697168

>not recognizing a pasta
its okay though, that one is at least 12 or 13 years old, possibly older. Half of 4chan was born after that one.

>> No.13697180

he's a red indian you dumb nigger

>> No.13697197

I really hope that's Brazil. It's the only place in the world where the "ethanol" at the pump doesn't contain any gasoline. In Australia, for example, the "ethanol" is actually 90% petrol.

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>> No.13697295

>Eggmans been around forever

>> No.13697304
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I was a surface bro but we went and ate on the subs when in port if we could. My fav was USS Olympia. The MS1 (cook) was also the boats rescue diver and total chad. His food was amazing. The cooks let us eat in their mess because we fixed their shit and made tables and cool sgut for them. Good old days, the Navy is gay as fuck now. Fags all of em.

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>> No.13697337

Beating an egg.

>> No.13697355

What in the fuck

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God, I remember when this .gif first came out and the shitstorm that came with it.

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>was wrong
>is a faggot

>> No.13697391

Signage is in Portugese, so odds are good

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>The dude is low-key racist and not the ironic kind like 4chan
>not the ironic kind like 4chan

>> No.13697489

is this what happens when you ask for a refund?

>> No.13697508

It is crazy how hard it is to break an egg by squeezing it. It's not impossible as people say though. I actually originally thought it was a trick to get an egg to explode all over yourself.

>> No.13697532

Looks like he won’t be able to strangle him again

>> No.13697556

>$29 bucks
Not worth it.

Is that knife just really dull or is this person retarded?

>> No.13697641

You think she was going to continue cooking it on the fucking plate?

>> No.13697647

Just do a piccolo dude

>> No.13697836

Is this a recording of egg fort kings dreams?

>> No.13697929

lol this nigga eatin beans

>> No.13698020

>A dinner in Portugal

>> No.13698059

Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack

>> No.13698097

When he took it one hand, I assumed I was in for some skill porn.
Turns out I was right, and it was gore.

>> No.13698101

>" word "
did this fag really reply to me twice?

>> No.13698166

To get it crispy on both sides?

>> No.13698206

Egg King to his son:

>> No.13698223

Old way of thinking, doesn't match up with how shit works. PT does wonders when the participants actually work at it and don't half-ass their progress.

>> No.13698228

Evolution is a hell of a drug.

>> No.13698259

Are you really that stupid?

>> No.13698310

Looks awesome , who is this ???

>> No.13698325

That's how Chinks normally act.

>> No.13698339

theyre actually pretty smart

>> No.13698354

people do that on here you know. well of course "you" know.

>> No.13698411

Lack of selfcontrol is a disease anon.
Its a disease of the Soul.

>> No.13698431

isnt that why he was filming?
I think i remember this guy ranting how he prepared everything and nobody came becuase his girflriend dumped him the same day...

>> No.13698434

It's Brazil.

>> No.13698443

What meat is that? Deer?
Doesnt look human.

>> No.13698463

I'm not falling for this again

>> No.13698704

overrated post

>> No.13698737

soul disease huh

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Jack claimed in the video that he let the sheet heat up first.
Far be it from me to call him a liar.

>> No.13698885

>Le epic game night XD

>> No.13699055

We have top hens looking into it...


Top. Hens.

>> No.13699113

Slop'o shit.

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>> No.13699433

probably alcohol
that's Brazil btw

>> No.13699669

Why wouldn't you just use a pan?

>> No.13699673

What the shrek is your problem? Why can't you let us have a good time? Every day you rush in blahblahblah I hate thing blahblahblah I'm a poopyheadblahblahblah please stop. I wanna be happy for once let us have this. PLEASE.

>> No.13699757

Is this a new pasta?

>> No.13699764

that has to be the stupidest burger ever. Even the glazed doughnut burger and the weird cheese slathered one weren't this retarded.

>> No.13699808

>the strayan nigger verions do this apparently
No they don't, they sniff petrol, not drink it

>> No.13699824

anyone have that webm of a guy cooking boiled eggs in some yellow sauce

>> No.13699847
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sloppa shit

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>> No.13700338

that isn't ice cream and the final product isn't a honest presentation of what it would look like, you take that out of the freezer it will be rock solid.

>> No.13700356

some of those rick stein videos are pure kino. Something about old British dudes just makes everything they do seem better.

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>> No.13700493

one yike huh.

beat it zoomer

>> No.13700622


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>> No.13700705

Why would I eat grasshoppers when it's literally easier to raise crawfish.

>> No.13700712
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>we're bringing in the big guy

>> No.13700735

>In the middle of the desert
>Sir u retarded?.jpg

>> No.13700786

is there a lot of grass in the middle of a desert?

>> No.13700905

>still puts a slice of cheese on despite all that slop

>> No.13700929

not every desert is a dry sandy shara wasteland, burger.

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>> No.13701014

>1:03 when he nonchalantly puts back the veggies
lmao as a newfag to /ck/ I love this meme

>> No.13701020

how did I know it was the mayonaise man

>> No.13701041

>literally insects

>> No.13701066

>aha! I-I got you y-you didn't get me
right well I'm sure these iranians have a nice golf course set up for their crickets in their cool wet oasis desert

>> No.13701210

i would eat it if it was only the first scoop of mac and cheese but its just horrible after 2
hell maybe just half a scoop

>> No.13701214

i think those are seasonal locust or some such
they come in a big wave

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>> No.13701300

discrimination is kool tho

>> No.13701330

i always hated the way he popped the fork in his mouth and moved the fork away in that dramatic fashion on first bite. i never see anyone ever mention it. pisses me off every time, disgusting pig man

>> No.13701345

I fucking knew it was Jack

>> No.13701364

lmao just cut open the bag. What is this supposed to do?

>> No.13701365

This guy acts like a stroke victim

>> No.13701383

You wouldn't want to cut open the bag because it's full of fruit pulp but squeezing it manually works just as well as the the machine.

>> No.13701385

Didn't Jack jr get married?

>> No.13701389

This is a great overview of how weird that company was:

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Please tell me that that's just raw dough and not a half-baked loaf of bread.

>> No.13701409

>i didn't say we should napalm palestinians
>but we should napalm palestinians

>> No.13701482

>didn't shave the cuke
>sour cream in a salad
This is probably the worst thing he's done

>> No.13701529

They don't drink wine. Everything else is fair game.

>> No.13701554

Seven deadly sins is catholocism. Jack is not catholic. He is an even more deviant variety of christianity.

>> No.13701562

I'm always amazed at the logic of people saying "I don't want anyone to kill anyone else, so we must kill them".

It reminds me of the end of The Miami Connection and the immortal quote of "Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace".

>> No.13701713

what kind of indestructible fruit is this

>> No.13701741

wouldn't it be smarter to get rid of the gross slop eary in deployment and bring out the good stuff later to keep morale up?

>> No.13702307

nice pasta recipe here

>> No.13702506

this is like a flashback in an anime to a time when everything was peaceful

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>> No.13702520

WTF is that price? this is an average spread at best.

>> No.13702528

>how does this disease keep spreading?

>> No.13702531
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Are you stupid?
They eat the perishable food first because they have to.

>> No.13702564

I really have no clue, but my guess would be that the best stuff generally expires first anyway, so that's what's being served first. I also would expect the food stock to last longer than expected/deployment in case of emergencies/complications, so you might as well eat the nicer stuff, but I am really talking out of my ass here.

>> No.13702659

damn this guy is good, i haven't been this interested in a yt channel in years

>> No.13702725

Thats how i sniff my gfs butt

>> No.13702735

You invite a big guy to do it too?

>> No.13703072


What the hell is wrong with the UK. Didn't think y'all were this dumb.

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>that hand

>> No.13703310


>There are fields, neo.........

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>> No.13703910

I watched the entire video. I don't get it

>> No.13704028

old pasta

>> No.13704036

is that an elephant? wtf

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>> No.13704977

Great, thanks for reminding me of when my Bengali ex cooked this for me.

>> No.13705031

omg, poor flamingo

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>> No.13705193

yes i have seen twice on /wp and /g today

>> No.13706533

>not knowing about fucking gourd
This place is full of kids

>> No.13706544

Is it normal to get a smooth arm after a stroke?

>> No.13706556

The good food being eaten is all stuff that isn't going to last longer than a few weeks in the first place. The foodstuff that tastes comparatively shitty tastes that way because it's shelf stable non frozen crap in the first place. They don't have the storage space to have large scale refrigeration.

>> No.13706601

based AvE

>> No.13706619

is navy cook a real job
I need an exit plan, I'm sick of the chef life

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If you do go that route here's some free advice; never get out of the boat.

>> No.13706667

Beat me to it.

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What are the odds that Jack never even paid for this?

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Jack-tier intellects at work

>> No.13706782

i would get this for like 2 quid no problem but 3 quid? nah nigga is beans fuck outta here

>> No.13706786

daddy got his juice

>> No.13706799

why not just use a white wine itd taste shit anyway

>> No.13706815

i actually se no problem with this except the pretentious chopsticks

>> No.13706824

aw what this guys cool why you so mean anon

>> No.13706830

thats impressive

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Looks like actual fettuccine al burro.

>> No.13707993

>lack of sear despite using cast iron
>steak looks expired, as evidenced by gray coloring
>Too much butter used to grease the pan

Everything is wrong with this

>> No.13708068

Excess is excrement.

>> No.13708127

Bye bye eggo

>> No.13708289

i liked the time he made salads and one of them was just canned beans with a shitload of mayo and another one was some thicc slices of tomato with water

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