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sliced romas edition

>> No.13702662

>>13702644
What's the point of this webm? Do you just want a 'nigger hate' thread or something? There are plenty of those already. Post actually interesting webms, you dull fuck

>> No.13702674

>>13702662
whoa what a fuckin fag you are.
i liked slicing the tomatoes on the stump, which is basically what i have in my kitchen as a cutting board. you couldnt be this clever if you tried. fuck off with your racist shit, just cuz their hands are black?

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>>13702644
>>13702662
>>13702674

>> No.13702679

>>13702674
end yourself

>> No.13702694

>>13702644
why are they cutting the cheese like that?

>> No.13702699 [DELETED] 

>>13702694
'cus there idiots and were smarter than the stupid black nigger idiots :D

>> No.13702820

>>13702644
why are they cutting the cheese with the plastic still on? why are they cutting it at all? why was that video made? why was this thread made? why did your mother have sex with your father?
why did they not abort you? How did you not get beat up in school?

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>>13702644

>> No.13703076

>>13702662
>Do you just want a 'nigger hate' thread or something? There are plenty of those already.
not on /ck/

>> No.13703110

>>13702945
Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

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>>13702945
Why is ocelot so based

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>>13703476

>> No.13704211

>>13702945
hey
you're pretty good

>> No.13705753
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>> No.13705954

>>13705753
Imagine being the guy who individually inspects all of these eggs.
Just how does he get out?

>> No.13705969

>>13705753
the last webm thread had the submarine mess webm in it and it got me looking at sub stuff

>A typical list of all the packed food for a submarine trip includes:
>- 22,000 eggs
>- 800 pounds of butter
>- 500 pounds of coffee
>But due to space limitations, many items are baked aboard. Theres a night baker assigned to bake the bread needed for sandwiches and toast, along with dinner rolls, hamburger and hoagie buns, and all the pastries, cakes, and cookies.

>> No.13706055

>>13702945
Me showing up to school next monday

>> No.13706127

>>13703476
Miksi postasit sen?
Noh, noh, noh, miksi postasit sen?

Pasi posting should be bannable offense.

>> No.13706179

>>13705969
That sounds like a surprisingly comfy navy job. Monotonous, but comfy.

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>>13705753

>> No.13706307

>>13702945
20 men would try to take him
20 men had made a slip
21 would be the ranger
With the big iron on his hip.

>> No.13706319

>>13703637
I loved hunting and cooking rabbits when I was a kid. Now I live in a city but when I visit my parents my hs friends go hunting still.

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>>13702644
beautiful fresh vegetables ruined by dirty brown hands.

>> No.13706342

>>13706184
That is where he learned the art of eggmanship. It was from this realm
>>13705753
that he attained the materials necessary to ascended to godhood.

(Aside, good on that kid. He's probably five or six at most, and he's doing great for his little sibling too.)

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>> No.13707387

>>13706184
3/10 no sauce, wok underheated, less than sanitary conditions as well

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>> No.13707749

>>13706184
>Shithouse carbs and rat eggs cooked in gutter oil
ngmi

>> No.13707769

>>13705954
It's eggstremely time consuming

>> No.13707774

>>13705969
How do you bake bread in a pressurised tube? Must have a special recipe.

>> No.13707851

>>13707774
I doubt its much different from adjusting a recipe for high altitude. I'm mostly interested in their exhaust and vent hood setup.

>> No.13707859

>>13702674
I sliced your mom's tomatoes on my stump.

>> No.13708028

>>13707859
>stump
arm or leg

>> No.13708054

>>13707450
When they cover the top with sand after the egg is already cooked through you just know they're trolling him hard.

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>> No.13708180

>>13708065
how many times has he sliced the thumb doing this

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I don't remember seeing this one before.

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>> No.13708868

>>13708339
Eat stroke hand, zoomer.

>> No.13708881

>>13707670
ok, but why?

>> No.13708882

>>13708868
What does that even mean?

>> No.13708903
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>> No.13708912

>>13708881
reduce water bottles?

>> No.13708915

>>13708912
They're essentially jelly, they;ll need to be contained in something waterproof

>> No.13708942

>>13702644
what the fuck dude I was trying to eat

>> No.13708952

>>13708915
yeah I guess unless you make them in house and just set them out like that it's fine, otherwise it doesn't seem very practical

>> No.13708972

>>13708339
Is this an ISIS video?

>> No.13708977

>>13708972
No, it's worse than that.

>> No.13708978

Anyone got the webm of the Fly burger?

>> No.13709024
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>> No.13709025

>>13708978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LItNFP7icUw

I found it for myself useless /ck/

>> No.13709039

>>13709025
That's a youtube link, not a webm

>> No.13709058

>>13709024
>wasting all that rosemary
I like the idea but god is that an awful use of ingredients. Just skewer them for god's sake

>> No.13709126

>>13709039
This is /ck/, not /wsr/ so you're lucky you got that much faggot.

>> No.13709181

>>13708339
Chef John and Jack show a couple of punks how to eat pie.

When are they going to team up for real though?

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>> No.13709196

>>13709193
The American master race

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>>13708339
Meanwhile in the non-white part of the world...

>> No.13709202

>>13708065
I bet he had too much fun chopping that egg container in half

>> No.13709205
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>> No.13709246

>>13706184
I hate this fagshit webm. Kids suck

>> No.13709260

>>13708881
For people with dementia who have trouble drinking enough water. When you make it look like a snack it makes them more likely to eat it.

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>>13709260
When I go demented, this will ground me

>> No.13709339

>>13702945
12 shots
this time Ive got 12 shots

>> No.13709368

>>13709299
too many steps

>> No.13709414

>>13709368
Yeah the recipe lost me at the picadillo type filling and it is way too many steps.

>> No.13709422

>>13708854
disgusting

>> No.13709482

>>13709205
what the fuck does grilling them add?

>> No.13709487
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>>13709482
Manliness, as grilling is the manliest way to cook.

>> No.13709494

>>13702644
>cutting off the plastic instead of figuring out it can be opened by hand
Jesus Christ, kek.

>> No.13709516

>>13708054
If only. Look at the first gif, they can't even figure out how to open a kraft single. Not to mention dirt cookies.

>> No.13709524

>>13707677
Is this tampopo? Has the same vibe, but I saw it when I was like 10, and don't remember shit.

>> No.13709740

>>13709246
based

>> No.13709854

>>13708854
Why would I want sweet fruity spaghetti?

>> No.13709857

>>13709024
>>13709058
I'm more upset they're ruining a perfectly good steak by cutting it into skewers.

>> No.13709873

>>13709487
Any word on the potential health issues that arise from grilling over lava?

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post more of these. I'm angry and like shouting at the retardation present in these facebook bullshit recipes.

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>>13709875

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>>13709878

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>>13709879

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>>13709885

>> No.13709893

>>13709482
it activates the egg

>> No.13709895

>>13708854
>hmm, a good splash of wine simmered with tomato paste could be good-
>they just put pasta in a pan full of wine

>> No.13709899

>>13709875
I felt retarded when I learned a lot of these facebook/instagram recipes are fake for not knowing

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>> No.13709916

>>13706521
How did this man edit these videos and not want to commit suicide

>> No.13710309

>>13709487

congrats these steaks are now toxic

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>>13710309
Unlikely

>> No.13710629

>>13709205

Most retarded waste of time I ever seen

>> No.13710646

>>13709524
https://youtu.be/b-bsPK7mlEE

>> No.13710651
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>> No.13710661

>>13708903
vegans are so fucking retarded. "save the planet!!!!" but then wastes all that fucking food. 100% they did not use all that gross shit in the bowl

>> No.13710663

>>13709024
>gravy
>is actually red wine and sugar

>> No.13710666

>>13709205
This is pure autism. Whoever filmed this needs to be beaten to death

>> No.13710674

>>13707670
They are still going to have to package that shit to sell it commercially, and likely refrigerate it too. It's cool gastronomically speaking but it's just not a viable replacement for plastic bottles.. Yet.

>> No.13710677

>>13709879
not surprised a huge faggot like this wont eat meat

>> No.13710685

>>13710651
that things pretty sweet, but i doubt its rated for the absolute intestinal jihad products we use here in the west

>> No.13710698

>>13702694
How the fuck else would you go about getting the plastic wrap off?
Damn.

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>> No.13711147

>>13711068
Out, how does he?

>> No.13711149

>>13708903
it's gonna taste like beans, is it not?

>> No.13711172

>>13709899
the beer dip, is actually pretty accurate,
its bavarian and called obazda, only griefence i have instead of/or additionally it needs butter, but other than that

the bretzen though...

>> No.13711312

>>13707670
Ok but where do you stick them?
Isn't it easy to pierce brosnan?

>> No.13711315

>>13702662
Hair trigger.

>> No.13711328

>>13707774
Submarines are pressurized to regular atmospheric pressure

>> No.13711365

>>13711068
I bet she fucks like a fighter jet

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>>13709879
I want to flip that guy upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

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>>13710497
There it is! I was looking for that earlier on Youtube and couldn't find it.

>> No.13711646

>>13708854
barbaric

>> No.13712074

>>13711380
https://youtu.be/-wsRBdvWplQ

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>>13710497
>>13712074
Imagine the smell

>> No.13712116

>>13710497
does cooking meat in tar somehow make it taste different than if you had cooked it in something meant for cooking food?

>> No.13712373

/r/ing the webm of the various pastry folding shapes (with cream cheese and berries)

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>>13712373

>> No.13712810

>>13709193
horrific
>>13709205
equally horrific
>>13709487
i like my cancer steak rare, like a man

>> No.13712820

>>13709913
fuck this is actually based

>> No.13712849

>>13712116
No, it's just a tradition on construction site when big masonry is finished

>> No.13712970

>>13709885
that seems like 10 times the amount of work of making a proper lasagna

>> No.13713039

>>13712849
no its not

>> No.13713068

>>13707450
why not cook it in the shell

>> No.13713145

>>13713039
Hm yes it is

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>>13709205

>> No.13713182

>>13709879
this guy is worst then kraftpunk

>> No.13713186

>>13711374
How does he get out? (of the suit)

>> No.13713197

>>13713068
they're just messing with whitey

>> No.13713228

>>13709879
holy cringe

>> No.13713308

>>13708854
absolute fucking filth

>> No.13713369

>>13709916
he is trying to but isn't successful

>> No.13713401

>>13708854
looks like earthworms

>> No.13713427

>>13706340
fuck off vegan

>> No.13713441

>>13708972
mega kek

>> No.13713449

>>13710497
as expected from the most overrated cuisine on planet earth

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>>13709889
why did i watch this and laugh?

>> No.13713460

>>13709193
Just imagine the smell of her vinegary shits afterwards

>> No.13713461

>>13709200
nigs outsmart wigs once again

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>>13713615

>> No.13713716

>>13709873
It raises testosterone to alarmingly high levels.

>> No.13713719

>>13713615
>i watched all of that to see a vegan cuckold eat a copy of an egg

all vegans must hang

>> No.13713726

>>13711068
this man isn't even aware that a group of autists on a Vietnamese fart sniffing board idolise this man

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>>13713726
they said that about Howard, now he makes a living doing weird photoshoots

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>> No.13714040

>>13711365
i get it

>> No.13714064

>>13707677
/BTFO/

>> No.13714099

>>13709889
Fucking disgusting. I bet it's not even distilled spring mineral water.

>> No.13714454

>>13707670
putting this inside my butthole and then SQUEEZ

>> No.13714728

>>13713615
Looks like a small animal took a shit in the middle of a bad pancake....

>> No.13714798

>>13709516
not every black person is the same anon

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>>13708854
>makes the spaghetti taste like red wine
>serves it with a glass or red wine

>> No.13715308

>>13712787
Thanks, man

>> No.13715507

>>13709193
Yo why the actual fuck did I get hard. Seriously why was this hot.

>> No.13715511

>>13709205
Why not just make scrambled eggs.

>> No.13715526

>>13713615
>you could do this
>or you could just buy eggs gotten from chickens that were treated nice

>> No.13715666

>>13711172
I thought the same thing.

Pizzateig Brezeln was geht...

>> No.13715710

>>13709899
I thought it's just authentic american cuisine.

>> No.13715962

>>13709913
thats actually fairly clever and the first one to not piss me off

>> No.13715986

>>13710497
that looks stupid and horrid tbqh

>> No.13716017

>>13708854
didn't some guy started doing videos where he would replicate these tasty kind of recipes only to find each one ended in an awful indedible goop and they were mostly faked?

>> No.13716037

>>13715308
Any time.

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>>13707670
When I become king, Im going to get these things produced, but with tabasco, and then ship them to the japanese porn industry

>> No.13716387

>>13708854
>Kosher salt
Explain this to me. Why does salt have to be kosher? Doesn't it just mean it's blessed by a rabbi or something?

>> No.13716420

>>13716387
Its the kind of salt that was traditionally used in the koshering process where blood was drawn out of meat.
Not much more to it than that. Certain chefs liked it I suppose because it can be easily distributed by hand, and now its the standard for certain kinds of recipes.

Its basically interchangeable with the same weight or about half the volume of fine grain salt.

>> No.13716425

>>13711068
how does the yolk get out of the egg?

>> No.13716432

>>13716420
Huh. Surprisingly informative. Thanks anon

>> No.13716440

>>13716432
NP

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>>13716387
>>13716432
I hope you are enjoying your first day on the Internet so far, anon.

>> No.13716460

>>13716378
Very based and intelligent comment

>> No.13716479

>>13716458
I hope santa kills you in your sleep

>> No.13716603

>>13713068
You can use the shell as a water flask or sumtn

>> No.13716753

>>13708915
waxed cardboard?

>> No.13716917

>>13709246
soy

>> No.13717345

>>13716753
Not easily recyclable

>> No.13717597

>>13709205
This is some whypipo shit

>> No.13717605

>>13709368
>>13709414
>filtered

>> No.13717683

>>13707749
>rat eggs
>rat
>eggs
>eggs from a fucking rat, a mammal

>> No.13717753

>>13711374
What is he even selling here? it looks like a baked potato.

>> No.13717799

>>13707670
why do women always overreact like that, it's just water in a tasteless gelatine ffs

>> No.13717832

>>13716378
very based

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静岡県が一番

>> No.13717985

I want to fuck ja/ck/

>> No.13718177

>>13717753
Sweet potato-- could be Taiwan. Also that fursuit is clearly cumbersome. Can't a few thousand dollars get you something more ergonomic than that?

>> No.13718185

>>13717985
no you don't

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>>13717753
>>13718177
It's Japan, you can see the hiragana on the signs.

>> No.13718590

>>13713615

can you name your files appropriately so that other anons like myself know that it is some vegan bullshit and just skip watching it ?

>> No.13718658

>>13709058
>wasting rosemary
Have you ever had a rosemary bush? You'll never run out.

>> No.13718677

>>13717683
Technically speaking female mammals do have eggs.

>> No.13718994

>>13708854
Look like fucking worms

>> No.13719119

>>13708854
all dente

>> No.13719130

>>13709913
had enough of americans and their cheese obsession

>> No.13719137

>>13718677
Technically speaking you're a cocksucker

>> No.13719138

>>13702662
Why are you so butthurt about this? Could you actually be...

>> No.13719152

>>13707670
I want to fuck that

>> No.13719170

>>13718590
this ffs

>> No.13719171

>>13707387
>>13709246
>>13707749
He probably cooks better and is more confident of a person than all you fgts. He probably also gets laid more than you guys too.

>> No.13719172

>>13719137
kek

>> No.13719182

>>13702662
kek anon you racist retard

>> No.13719184

>>13711315
Yup, nailed it. kek first time i've been to /ck and holy shit, I think hair triggers might be a thing I see fairly often

...Thanks, anon. I laughed 4 long time at your comment

>> No.13719187

>>13702662
Nobody actually likes niggers so why would they post about them unironically

>> No.13719193

>>13705753
King of the surly eggfort

>> No.13719194

>>13706184
this little man will never not be layed in his life

For you older anons, believe it or not, wamanz don't cook any more. Literally every good cook I know is a male who picked it up for a hobby at some point when 5 or 6

>> No.13719199

>>13707670
I'm going to squeeze one in my pee hole and Livestream it

>> No.13719232

>>13713729
Wait, did he somehow get more handsome?

>> No.13719236

>>13715162
>when you ascend past wine aunt

>> No.13719253
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>>13708854
>uses spoon to submerge pasta
>later has tongs anyway

the wine soaked spaghetti and 3 pounds of butter should be the most upsetting, but holy FUCK

>> No.13719267

>>13708903
HEY!

THIS NIGGER EATING BEANS!

>> No.13719269

>>13719171
I hope he gets ass raped and infected with AIDS

>> No.13719286

>>13713781
based and penispilled

>> No.13719313

>>13706184
shame they're both dead from the virus now

>> No.13719320

>>13716069
THATS RACIST

>> No.13719327

>>13719232
Probably lost a few pounds and like some lucky people, he aged like wine.

>> No.13719758

>>13719171
>He probably also gets laid more than you guys too.
rape isnt getting laid

>> No.13720712

>>13719758
Only a sith deals in absolutes

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>>13720712

>> No.13720854

>>13702662
Woah, I didn't even notice they were black. I just thought it was funny that one guy was cutting plastic wrapping off cheese slices with a knife.

>> No.13720859

>>13719194
I know plenty of women, and only three of them don't cook.

>> No.13720877

>>13708339
Do Americans really?

>> No.13720886

>>13720712
Giga cringe.

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>>13720877

>> No.13720906

>>13710661
i think you're getting your faggots mixed up there, m8

>> No.13720948

>>13709058
I like the idea, but would this make people's hands really smelly? Rosemary is great, but it's pretty overwhelming in large amounts. Holding the leaves like a skewer could rub a lot of rosemary on you.

>> No.13721061

>>13720712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecgdwhc8gkw

>> No.13721213

>>13707670
Imagine if you were to make these a normal ghing and some dumbass ruins it by switching them with tide pods.

>> No.13721372

>>13716387
It's how Americans refer to coarse salt due to >>13716420. Kosher salt is supposed to be uniform in size, too. The Morton kosher salt I bought recently isn't uniform though, so not sure what's up with that.

>> No.13721407

>>13707769
I'm going to find you and rape you to death.

>> No.13721437

>>13703476
What video is this from

>> No.13721538

>>13702662
>you have no proof niggers are retarded
>post proof niggers are retarded
>NOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT RACIST

>> No.13721550

>>13721538
Who are you quoting?

>> No.13721581

>>13702644

Is that the BB:CF font for "Tomato"?

>> No.13721685

>>13708854
omg

>> No.13721749
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>>13717683
>he doesn't know

>> No.13722401

>>13709875
>Starts by cutting off the best part of Brie

>> No.13722433

>>13706521
anyone have link to video this is from

>> No.13722529

>>13711374
>Fall/winter snack
That fursuit must actually be pretty comfy in the weather.

>> No.13722873

>>13707670
Ah yes just what I need, a sip of water that costs 5 bucks. Disneyland would fucking cream themselves over this shit.

>> No.13723131

>>13708903
When you dont want to eat breakfast today. VEGAN!

>> No.13723302

>>13709205
It's hilarious when he just beats the egg with a toothpick

>> No.13723341

>>13708881
i believe it started out for reducing water bottle waste for marathons and so forth because runners basically take two gulps and toss the bottle anyway
seems oddly specialized but whatever

>> No.13723399

>>13719232
he got a nice haircut and shaved his neckbeard.

>> No.13723412

>>13716458
my god she is so beautiful.

>> No.13723429

>>13716458
i dont like how the people that know better arent stopping this stupidity

>> No.13723508

>>13721749
I want a platypus

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>>13723518
That guy is way too easily impressed that ice cream is really low effort. Pic related. This is what a real ice cream should look like. (artist rendition)

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>>13723527

>> No.13723529

>>13723528
Well I wasn't going to eat it cold but now I'm definitely not going to eat it iced cream

>> No.13723751

>>13717863
*は

>> No.13723913

>>13723527
You will never be a woman

>> No.13724320

>>13708339
what's the point of Jack having his arms on his back? It's not like they're much use anyway

>> No.13724334

>>13724320
rules is rules

>> No.13724533

>>13709913
That is not fucking mozzarella

>> No.13724596

>>13713197
I'd like to imagine this is true but at the same time I feel they literally just cook in sand

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>>13706184
>Brown child make food in 3rd world country, act like adult!
>Wholesome 100
>Faith in humanity restored

>> No.13725259

>>13708028
>>stump
>arm or leg
Circumcised penis because it's probably an American

>> No.13725286

>>13707677
?

>> No.13725299
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>>13723527
>>13723518

>> No.13725309

>>13725299
That made my eyes water

>> No.13725321

>>13706521
>jack's non-newtonian sauce
https://youtu.be/j9kwmXwLTNo?t=280
how is this man still alive?

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>>13709024
>>13708854
>heat olive oil
>add butter
Why? No literally, what's the fucking point?

>> No.13725421

>>13709875
WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE SLICE THE BRIE WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.13725425

>>13722401
>>13725421
that shit is literally rotten mouldy cheese, why wouldn't you cut it off?

>> No.13725436

>>13724640
Fuck off fag its cute

>> No.13725692

>>13713781
>that'll be $14.99 plus tip

>> No.13725711

>>13725425
>mouldy
>rotten
Your grasp of the English language is suspect, anon.
Are you a chink?

>> No.13725932

>>13725425
>Delicious, perfectly safe to eat penicilium mold rind around a soft, creamy cheese
>rotten
You're a fucking idiot.

>> No.13725938

>>13725932
>mould

gross

>> No.13725985

>>13702662
theyre indian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RavTgdFhdWM

look at those tiny patties

>> No.13726102

>>13723518
What's this from?

>> No.13726431

>>13723518
Is this porn? Do they eat the ice cream?

>> No.13726433

>>13726431
Yes and no respectively

>> No.13726438

>>13724640
Sorry that your white kids are all going to starve to death when TSHTF.

>> No.13726462

>>13713615
I love how people are seething that this contains no animal products when it's really just fun microgastronomy.

>> No.13726468

>>13717799
Heterosexual women spend their entire lives having to fake it. Maybe things would be different if men learned to be any good.

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>>13723508

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>>13726497

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>> No.13726587

>>13726538
This is a war crime.

>> No.13726594

>>13726559
That tubby girl is so cute. Imagine hugging her firmly on a cold day while the autumn leaves are falling all around you.

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>>13726587

>> No.13726616

>>13711068
INTO THE WOK
OVER THE FIRE
WITH NO REGARD FOR THING BUT THAT I'M
THE LORD OF THE EGGS
I RULE SANDWICH MAKING
HOW DOES HE LEAVE WITH OUT BREAKING?

>> No.13726622

Man, this thread is still going? I was in here almost 5 days ago, this board and site are truly dying

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>>13726587
You wanna talk war crimes?

>> No.13726635

>>13726607
I like the ketchup and mustard caps

>> No.13726787

>>13703637
>bunny headshot.webm
>bunny doesn't get shot in the head
you wasted 35 seconds of my life, faggot

>> No.13726976

>>13721749
Monotremes are not mammals.

>> No.13726992

>>13726976
Yes, they are.

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>>13726538

>> No.13727321

>>13709205
I like how he fucks up the funnel so completely

>> No.13727568

>>13711149
Aquafaba doesn't really taste like much of anything sort of like how you don't detect egg in a lot of things despite it being a binder.

>> No.13727624

>>13716069
i've seen weirder at that cafe

>> No.13727649

>>13716387
>>13716420
>>13721372
important to include: it's not iodized

>> No.13727656

>>13727649
Is that why Jews are so cretinous?

>> No.13727661

>>13727656
So you admit that you are beneath the cretins that own you

>> No.13727664
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Who really is cretinous is the muslims

>> No.13727694

>>13707450
'I swear they make this shit up and pass it off as tradition to take the piss out of whities

>> No.13727722

>>13707450
>Animal Planet
This shit is beyond parody.

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>>13709893

>> No.13727745

>>13724596
They might, but they must know there's no reason to bury the egg when it is already cooked.

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>>13726625
>mmm yes, thats quite good

>> No.13727809

>>13709299
Besides the raisins and almonds this looks great.

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>>13709878
>>13709879

>> No.13727822

>>13717753
Roasted sweet potatoes. That shit is insanely popular in asian countries, they used to have the equivalent of ice cream trucks driving around selling them. There are even vending machines in certain cities that sell them.

>> No.13727847

>>13714798
Stop enabling their inferiority. You're not actually helping them. Fag.

>> No.13727919

>>13710497
The food looks as awful as the bitrate. Well done.

>> No.13728598

>>13725692
Just the tip? ;)

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>>13709879
>>13709878
THIS IS SO FUCKIN SOOOOOOOOOOY

>> No.13728978

>>13711147
He doesn't.
This is behind him.>>13705753

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>> No.13729011

>>13703637
Ah this is good

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>>13729007

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>> No.13729518

>>13728992
>Takes just as long as chopping on a board
>With added chance of losing a finger!

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