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13702644 No.13702644 [Reply] [Original]

sliced romas edition

>> No.13702662

What's the point of this webm? Do you just want a 'nigger hate' thread or something? There are plenty of those already. Post actually interesting webms, you dull fuck

>> No.13702674

whoa what a fuckin fag you are.
i liked slicing the tomatoes on the stump, which is basically what i have in my kitchen as a cutting board. you couldnt be this clever if you tried. fuck off with your racist shit, just cuz their hands are black?

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>> No.13702679

end yourself

>> No.13702694

why are they cutting the cheese like that?

>> No.13702699 [DELETED] 

'cus there idiots and were smarter than the stupid black nigger idiots :D

>> No.13702820

why are they cutting the cheese with the plastic still on? why are they cutting it at all? why was that video made? why was this thread made? why did your mother have sex with your father?
why did they not abort you? How did you not get beat up in school?

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>> No.13703076

>Do you just want a 'nigger hate' thread or something? There are plenty of those already.
not on /ck/

>> No.13703110

Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

>> No.13703476
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Why is ocelot so based

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>> No.13704211

you're pretty good

>> No.13705753
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>> No.13705954

Imagine being the guy who individually inspects all of these eggs.
Just how does he get out?

>> No.13705969

the last webm thread had the submarine mess webm in it and it got me looking at sub stuff

>A typical list of all the packed food for a submarine trip includes:
>- 22,000 eggs
>- 800 pounds of butter
>- 500 pounds of coffee
>But due to space limitations, many items are baked aboard. Theres a night baker assigned to bake the bread needed for sandwiches and toast, along with dinner rolls, hamburger and hoagie buns, and all the pastries, cakes, and cookies.

>> No.13706055

Me showing up to school next monday

>> No.13706127

Miksi postasit sen?
Noh, noh, noh, miksi postasit sen?

Pasi posting should be bannable offense.

>> No.13706179

That sounds like a surprisingly comfy navy job. Monotonous, but comfy.

>> No.13706184
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>> No.13706307

20 men would try to take him
20 men had made a slip
21 would be the ranger
With the big iron on his hip.

>> No.13706319

I loved hunting and cooking rabbits when I was a kid. Now I live in a city but when I visit my parents my hs friends go hunting still.

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beautiful fresh vegetables ruined by dirty brown hands.

>> No.13706342

That is where he learned the art of eggmanship. It was from this realm
that he attained the materials necessary to ascended to godhood.

(Aside, good on that kid. He's probably five or six at most, and he's doing great for his little sibling too.)

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>> No.13707387

3/10 no sauce, wok underheated, less than sanitary conditions as well

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>> No.13707749

>Shithouse carbs and rat eggs cooked in gutter oil

>> No.13707769

It's eggstremely time consuming

>> No.13707774

How do you bake bread in a pressurised tube? Must have a special recipe.

>> No.13707851

I doubt its much different from adjusting a recipe for high altitude. I'm mostly interested in their exhaust and vent hood setup.

>> No.13707859

I sliced your mom's tomatoes on my stump.

>> No.13708028

arm or leg

>> No.13708054

When they cover the top with sand after the egg is already cooked through you just know they're trolling him hard.

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>> No.13708180

how many times has he sliced the thumb doing this

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I don't remember seeing this one before.

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>> No.13708868

Eat stroke hand, zoomer.

>> No.13708881

ok, but why?

>> No.13708882

What does that even mean?

>> No.13708903
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>> No.13708912

reduce water bottles?

>> No.13708915

They're essentially jelly, they;ll need to be contained in something waterproof

>> No.13708942

what the fuck dude I was trying to eat

>> No.13708952

yeah I guess unless you make them in house and just set them out like that it's fine, otherwise it doesn't seem very practical

>> No.13708972

Is this an ISIS video?

>> No.13708977

No, it's worse than that.

>> No.13708978

Anyone got the webm of the Fly burger?

>> No.13709024
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>> No.13709025


I found it for myself useless /ck/

>> No.13709039

That's a youtube link, not a webm

>> No.13709058

>wasting all that rosemary
I like the idea but god is that an awful use of ingredients. Just skewer them for god's sake

>> No.13709126

This is /ck/, not /wsr/ so you're lucky you got that much faggot.

>> No.13709181

Chef John and Jack show a couple of punks how to eat pie.

When are they going to team up for real though?

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>> No.13709196

The American master race

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Meanwhile in the non-white part of the world...

>> No.13709202

I bet he had too much fun chopping that egg container in half

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>> No.13709246

I hate this fagshit webm. Kids suck

>> No.13709260

For people with dementia who have trouble drinking enough water. When you make it look like a snack it makes them more likely to eat it.

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When I go demented, this will ground me

>> No.13709339

12 shots
this time Ive got 12 shots

>> No.13709368

too many steps

>> No.13709414

Yeah the recipe lost me at the picadillo type filling and it is way too many steps.

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>> No.13709482

what the fuck does grilling them add?

>> No.13709487
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Manliness, as grilling is the manliest way to cook.

>> No.13709494

>cutting off the plastic instead of figuring out it can be opened by hand
Jesus Christ, kek.

>> No.13709516

If only. Look at the first gif, they can't even figure out how to open a kraft single. Not to mention dirt cookies.

>> No.13709524

Is this tampopo? Has the same vibe, but I saw it when I was like 10, and don't remember shit.

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>> No.13709854

Why would I want sweet fruity spaghetti?

>> No.13709857

I'm more upset they're ruining a perfectly good steak by cutting it into skewers.

>> No.13709873

Any word on the potential health issues that arise from grilling over lava?

>> No.13709875
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post more of these. I'm angry and like shouting at the retardation present in these facebook bullshit recipes.

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>> No.13709893

it activates the egg

>> No.13709895

>hmm, a good splash of wine simmered with tomato paste could be good-
>they just put pasta in a pan full of wine

>> No.13709899

I felt retarded when I learned a lot of these facebook/instagram recipes are fake for not knowing

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>> No.13709916

How did this man edit these videos and not want to commit suicide

>> No.13710309


congrats these steaks are now toxic

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>> No.13710629


Most retarded waste of time I ever seen

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>> No.13710661

vegans are so fucking retarded. "save the planet!!!!" but then wastes all that fucking food. 100% they did not use all that gross shit in the bowl

>> No.13710663

>is actually red wine and sugar

>> No.13710666

This is pure autism. Whoever filmed this needs to be beaten to death

>> No.13710674

They are still going to have to package that shit to sell it commercially, and likely refrigerate it too. It's cool gastronomically speaking but it's just not a viable replacement for plastic bottles.. Yet.

>> No.13710677

not surprised a huge faggot like this wont eat meat

>> No.13710685

that things pretty sweet, but i doubt its rated for the absolute intestinal jihad products we use here in the west

>> No.13710698

How the fuck else would you go about getting the plastic wrap off?

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>> No.13711147

Out, how does he?

>> No.13711149

it's gonna taste like beans, is it not?

>> No.13711172

the beer dip, is actually pretty accurate,
its bavarian and called obazda, only griefence i have instead of/or additionally it needs butter, but other than that

the bretzen though...

>> No.13711312

Ok but where do you stick them?
Isn't it easy to pierce brosnan?

>> No.13711315

Hair trigger.

>> No.13711328

Submarines are pressurized to regular atmospheric pressure

>> No.13711365

I bet she fucks like a fighter jet

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I want to flip that guy upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

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There it is! I was looking for that earlier on Youtube and couldn't find it.

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Imagine the smell

>> No.13712116

does cooking meat in tar somehow make it taste different than if you had cooked it in something meant for cooking food?

>> No.13712373

/r/ing the webm of the various pastry folding shapes (with cream cheese and berries)

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>> No.13712810

equally horrific
i like my cancer steak rare, like a man

>> No.13712820

fuck this is actually based

>> No.13712849

No, it's just a tradition on construction site when big masonry is finished

>> No.13712970

that seems like 10 times the amount of work of making a proper lasagna

>> No.13713039

no its not

>> No.13713068

why not cook it in the shell

>> No.13713145

Hm yes it is

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>> No.13713182

this guy is worst then kraftpunk

>> No.13713186

How does he get out? (of the suit)

>> No.13713197

they're just messing with whitey

>> No.13713228

holy cringe

>> No.13713308

absolute fucking filth

>> No.13713369

he is trying to but isn't successful

>> No.13713401

looks like earthworms

>> No.13713427

fuck off vegan

>> No.13713441

mega kek

>> No.13713449

as expected from the most overrated cuisine on planet earth

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why did i watch this and laugh?

>> No.13713460

Just imagine the smell of her vinegary shits afterwards

>> No.13713461

nigs outsmart wigs once again

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>> No.13713716

It raises testosterone to alarmingly high levels.

>> No.13713719

>i watched all of that to see a vegan cuckold eat a copy of an egg

all vegans must hang

>> No.13713726

this man isn't even aware that a group of autists on a Vietnamese fart sniffing board idolise this man

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they said that about Howard, now he makes a living doing weird photoshoots

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>> No.13714040

i get it

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>> No.13714099

Fucking disgusting. I bet it's not even distilled spring mineral water.

>> No.13714454

putting this inside my butthole and then SQUEEZ

>> No.13714728

Looks like a small animal took a shit in the middle of a bad pancake....

>> No.13714798

not every black person is the same anon

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>makes the spaghetti taste like red wine
>serves it with a glass or red wine

>> No.13715308

Thanks, man

>> No.13715507

Yo why the actual fuck did I get hard. Seriously why was this hot.

>> No.13715511

Why not just make scrambled eggs.

>> No.13715526

>you could do this
>or you could just buy eggs gotten from chickens that were treated nice

>> No.13715666

I thought the same thing.

Pizzateig Brezeln was geht...

>> No.13715710

I thought it's just authentic american cuisine.

>> No.13715962

thats actually fairly clever and the first one to not piss me off

>> No.13715986

that looks stupid and horrid tbqh

>> No.13716017

didn't some guy started doing videos where he would replicate these tasty kind of recipes only to find each one ended in an awful indedible goop and they were mostly faked?

>> No.13716037

Any time.

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When I become king, Im going to get these things produced, but with tabasco, and then ship them to the japanese porn industry

>> No.13716387

>Kosher salt
Explain this to me. Why does salt have to be kosher? Doesn't it just mean it's blessed by a rabbi or something?

>> No.13716420

Its the kind of salt that was traditionally used in the koshering process where blood was drawn out of meat.
Not much more to it than that. Certain chefs liked it I suppose because it can be easily distributed by hand, and now its the standard for certain kinds of recipes.

Its basically interchangeable with the same weight or about half the volume of fine grain salt.

>> No.13716425

how does the yolk get out of the egg?

>> No.13716432

Huh. Surprisingly informative. Thanks anon

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I hope you are enjoying your first day on the Internet so far, anon.

>> No.13716460

Very based and intelligent comment

>> No.13716479

I hope santa kills you in your sleep

>> No.13716603

You can use the shell as a water flask or sumtn

>> No.13716753

waxed cardboard?

>> No.13716917


>> No.13717345

Not easily recyclable

>> No.13717597

This is some whypipo shit

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>> No.13717683

>rat eggs
>eggs from a fucking rat, a mammal

>> No.13717753

What is he even selling here? it looks like a baked potato.

>> No.13717799

why do women always overreact like that, it's just water in a tasteless gelatine ffs

>> No.13717832

very based

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>> No.13717985

I want to fuck ja/ck/

>> No.13718177

Sweet potato-- could be Taiwan. Also that fursuit is clearly cumbersome. Can't a few thousand dollars get you something more ergonomic than that?

>> No.13718185

no you don't

>> No.13718191
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It's Japan, you can see the hiragana on the signs.

>> No.13718590


can you name your files appropriately so that other anons like myself know that it is some vegan bullshit and just skip watching it ?

>> No.13718658

>wasting rosemary
Have you ever had a rosemary bush? You'll never run out.

>> No.13718677

Technically speaking female mammals do have eggs.

>> No.13718994

Look like fucking worms

>> No.13719119

all dente

>> No.13719130

had enough of americans and their cheese obsession

>> No.13719137

Technically speaking you're a cocksucker

>> No.13719138

Why are you so butthurt about this? Could you actually be...

>> No.13719152

I want to fuck that

>> No.13719170

this ffs

>> No.13719171

He probably cooks better and is more confident of a person than all you fgts. He probably also gets laid more than you guys too.

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>> No.13719182

kek anon you racist retard

>> No.13719184

Yup, nailed it. kek first time i've been to /ck and holy shit, I think hair triggers might be a thing I see fairly often

...Thanks, anon. I laughed 4 long time at your comment

>> No.13719187

Nobody actually likes niggers so why would they post about them unironically

>> No.13719193

King of the surly eggfort

>> No.13719194

this little man will never not be layed in his life

For you older anons, believe it or not, wamanz don't cook any more. Literally every good cook I know is a male who picked it up for a hobby at some point when 5 or 6

>> No.13719199

I'm going to squeeze one in my pee hole and Livestream it

>> No.13719232

Wait, did he somehow get more handsome?

>> No.13719236

>when you ascend past wine aunt

>> No.13719253
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>uses spoon to submerge pasta
>later has tongs anyway

the wine soaked spaghetti and 3 pounds of butter should be the most upsetting, but holy FUCK

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>> No.13719269

I hope he gets ass raped and infected with AIDS

>> No.13719286

based and penispilled

>> No.13719313

shame they're both dead from the virus now

>> No.13719320


>> No.13719327

Probably lost a few pounds and like some lucky people, he aged like wine.

>> No.13719758

>He probably also gets laid more than you guys too.
rape isnt getting laid

>> No.13720712

Only a sith deals in absolutes

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>> No.13720854

Woah, I didn't even notice they were black. I just thought it was funny that one guy was cutting plastic wrapping off cheese slices with a knife.

>> No.13720859

I know plenty of women, and only three of them don't cook.

>> No.13720877

Do Americans really?

>> No.13720886

Giga cringe.

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>> No.13720906

i think you're getting your faggots mixed up there, m8

>> No.13720948

I like the idea, but would this make people's hands really smelly? Rosemary is great, but it's pretty overwhelming in large amounts. Holding the leaves like a skewer could rub a lot of rosemary on you.

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>> No.13721213

Imagine if you were to make these a normal ghing and some dumbass ruins it by switching them with tide pods.

>> No.13721372

It's how Americans refer to coarse salt due to >>13716420. Kosher salt is supposed to be uniform in size, too. The Morton kosher salt I bought recently isn't uniform though, so not sure what's up with that.

>> No.13721407

I'm going to find you and rape you to death.

>> No.13721437

What video is this from

>> No.13721538

>you have no proof niggers are retarded
>post proof niggers are retarded

>> No.13721550

Who are you quoting?

>> No.13721581


Is that the BB:CF font for "Tomato"?

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>> No.13721749
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>he doesn't know

>> No.13722401

>Starts by cutting off the best part of Brie

>> No.13722433

anyone have link to video this is from

>> No.13722529

>Fall/winter snack
That fursuit must actually be pretty comfy in the weather.

>> No.13722873

Ah yes just what I need, a sip of water that costs 5 bucks. Disneyland would fucking cream themselves over this shit.

>> No.13723131

When you dont want to eat breakfast today. VEGAN!

>> No.13723302

It's hilarious when he just beats the egg with a toothpick

>> No.13723341

i believe it started out for reducing water bottle waste for marathons and so forth because runners basically take two gulps and toss the bottle anyway
seems oddly specialized but whatever

>> No.13723399

he got a nice haircut and shaved his neckbeard.

>> No.13723412

my god she is so beautiful.

>> No.13723429

i dont like how the people that know better arent stopping this stupidity

>> No.13723508

I want a platypus

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That guy is way too easily impressed that ice cream is really low effort. Pic related. This is what a real ice cream should look like. (artist rendition)

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>> No.13723529

Well I wasn't going to eat it cold but now I'm definitely not going to eat it iced cream

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>> No.13723913

You will never be a woman

>> No.13724320

what's the point of Jack having his arms on his back? It's not like they're much use anyway

>> No.13724334

rules is rules

>> No.13724533

That is not fucking mozzarella

>> No.13724596

I'd like to imagine this is true but at the same time I feel they literally just cook in sand

>> No.13724640
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>Brown child make food in 3rd world country, act like adult!
>Wholesome 100
>Faith in humanity restored

>> No.13725259

>arm or leg
Circumcised penis because it's probably an American

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>> No.13725309

That made my eyes water

>> No.13725321

>jack's non-newtonian sauce
how is this man still alive?

>> No.13725334
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>heat olive oil
>add butter
Why? No literally, what's the fucking point?

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>> No.13725425

that shit is literally rotten mouldy cheese, why wouldn't you cut it off?

>> No.13725436

Fuck off fag its cute

>> No.13725692

>that'll be $14.99 plus tip

>> No.13725711

Your grasp of the English language is suspect, anon.
Are you a chink?

>> No.13725932

>Delicious, perfectly safe to eat penicilium mold rind around a soft, creamy cheese
You're a fucking idiot.

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>> No.13725985

theyre indian


look at those tiny patties

>> No.13726102

What's this from?

>> No.13726431

Is this porn? Do they eat the ice cream?

>> No.13726433

Yes and no respectively

>> No.13726438

Sorry that your white kids are all going to starve to death when TSHTF.

>> No.13726462

I love how people are seething that this contains no animal products when it's really just fun microgastronomy.

>> No.13726468

Heterosexual women spend their entire lives having to fake it. Maybe things would be different if men learned to be any good.

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>> No.13726587

This is a war crime.

>> No.13726594

That tubby girl is so cute. Imagine hugging her firmly on a cold day while the autumn leaves are falling all around you.

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>> No.13726622

Man, this thread is still going? I was in here almost 5 days ago, this board and site are truly dying

>> No.13726625
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You wanna talk war crimes?

>> No.13726635

I like the ketchup and mustard caps

>> No.13726787

>bunny headshot.webm
>bunny doesn't get shot in the head
you wasted 35 seconds of my life, faggot

>> No.13726976

Monotremes are not mammals.

>> No.13726992

Yes, they are.

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>> No.13727321

I like how he fucks up the funnel so completely

>> No.13727568

Aquafaba doesn't really taste like much of anything sort of like how you don't detect egg in a lot of things despite it being a binder.

>> No.13727624

i've seen weirder at that cafe

>> No.13727649

important to include: it's not iodized

>> No.13727656

Is that why Jews are so cretinous?

>> No.13727661

So you admit that you are beneath the cretins that own you

>> No.13727664
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Who really is cretinous is the muslims

>> No.13727694

'I swear they make this shit up and pass it off as tradition to take the piss out of whities

>> No.13727722

>Animal Planet
This shit is beyond parody.

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>> No.13727745

They might, but they must know there's no reason to bury the egg when it is already cooked.

>> No.13727795
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>mmm yes, thats quite good

>> No.13727809

Besides the raisins and almonds this looks great.

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>> No.13727822

Roasted sweet potatoes. That shit is insanely popular in asian countries, they used to have the equivalent of ice cream trucks driving around selling them. There are even vending machines in certain cities that sell them.

>> No.13727847

Stop enabling their inferiority. You're not actually helping them. Fag.

>> No.13727919

The food looks as awful as the bitrate. Well done.

>> No.13728598

Just the tip? ;)

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>> No.13728978

He doesn't.
This is behind him.>>13705753

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>> No.13729011

Ah this is good

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>> No.13729518

>Takes just as long as chopping on a board
>With added chance of losing a finger!

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