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>> No.13730788

Egg

>> No.13730810

>>13730782
Cancel my appointments, I'll be cooming for the remainder of the day.

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>> No.13730944

>>13730782
These are the worst threads on /ck/.

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>>13730944

>> No.13730978

>>13730935
but why?

>> No.13730979

>>13730944
Someone starting posting /ck/ webms on /pol/ and /int/, so now we just get those faggots coming back to endlessly repost for "le epic board culture". For proof, see:
>>13730972

>> No.13730990

>>13730979
Nope, I have spent maybe twenty minutes of my entire life at /pol/ and /int/ combined.

>> No.13731005

>>13730990
Cool. So you're a newfag even on your home boards.

>> No.13731161

>>13730782
big fat dirty milkers

>> No.13731166

>>13730788
how?

>> No.13731180

>>13730782
How utterly juvenile. It's embarrassing to think how I would have enjoyed crap like this when I was in high school. The girl being bullied is pretty hot, though.

>> No.13731253

>>13730935
Ouch

>> No.13731275

>>13730782
i'll take the hottie with the tiny tiddies tbqh

>> No.13731280

>>13731275
same. big bouncy tits are for teenage boys with no taste or sense

>> No.13731292

>>13731180
Maybe that's why they're bullying her, they're jealous.

>> No.13731302

>>13730782
This is such bullshit. The hot brunette with an attitude would chokeslam those brainless blonde heifer whores.

>> No.13731305

>>13731005
I've been here since 2016 you stupid faggot retard I'm more of an oldfag then you are

>> No.13731316

>>13731305
You're new as fuck if you think that's how you go about that kind of argument.

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>> No.13731323

>>13731316
Lol eat shit newfag.

>> No.13731325

>>13731305
Low quality bait.

>> No.13731328

this thread sucks

someone post jack

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>>13731330

>> No.13731340

>>13731328
>this thread sucks
No shit, it's a webm thread.

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>> No.13731363

>>13730782
Is coffee good for you?

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>>13730944
>>13730979
>>13731005
>>13731316

>> No.13731401

>>13731353
The heck is this? Cotton candy by hand?

>> No.13731514

>>13731343
this is actually a good idea

>> No.13731539

>>13731401
dragon's beard candy

>> No.13731544

>>13731320
>black salt
>its pink

>> No.13731618

>>13730782
Whatever that brown drink is doesn't do that..

>> No.13731655

>>13730782
Dumb.

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>> No.13731730

>>13731337
ladies and gentlemen we have a new egg king

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>> No.13731738

>>13731730
Merely the court jester.

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>> No.13731768

>>13731320
>10 tbsp water

Burger education

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>> No.13731826

>>13731275
>>13731280
I just want tits to suck on desu.

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>> No.13731889

>>13730935
oh god oh fuck oh why man

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>>13730944
You think?

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>> No.13731953

>>13731931
Looks like shit. A place near me has wieners on their burgers but instead of doing some meme garbage like making a burger patty with a slot in it they do the logical thing and just slice the wieners in half a grill them. Then they fit on the burger without rolling around and are better because they are nice and crispy.

>> No.13731981

>>13731953
This one offers a journey through different experiences rather than just being a homogenous mass.

>> No.13732003

>>13731337
>>13731337
So what, do they only eat the yolk?

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>>13730978

>> No.13732080

>>13731275
Low test

>> No.13732254

>>13730782
I'm disturbed to discover I have some sort of fetish for seeing cuties with long hair being aggressively shoved away.

>> No.13732283

>>13730935
>paperclip
or idk just use a knife which would be 10 times faster and more even
>>13730962
That's just nasty. Also if you used a regular fork you could eat without taking your eyes off your phone and you look less like a weirdo.

>> No.13732291

>>13730935
finally a good carbonara

>> No.13732355

>>13731822
ground beef hearts is good for chili

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>> No.13732540

>>13730935
what's with all of the fucking cuts this shit is so goddamn annoying

>> No.13732544

>>13730962
>want to cut down on plastic waste
>decide to make a fucking cell phone case designed for a single model

>> No.13732569

>>13732528
what are they eating? is that really poorly cooked ribs?

>> No.13732572

>>13732569
Correct.

>> No.13732601

>>13731735
i enjoy this much more with the flipped perspective

>> No.13732604

>>13731337
how does he get out?

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>>13731730
BLASPHEMER!

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>>13731773
That garlic wouldn't have done shit.

>> No.13732637

>>13730935
the chinese scare me man

>> No.13732638

>>13730944
you have a lack luster understanding of worst sand nigger

>> No.13732642

>>13731275
>>13731280
ask me how i know you watch loli

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>>13732032
dat titties tho

>> No.13732645

>>13731316
go away tourist

>> No.13732646

>>13732642
Very virginal thing to say desu. Don't worry, your time will come one day.

>> No.13732647

>>13731827
This reminds me of devilled kidneys, which with a poached egg on toast, is the absolute GOAT-tier of all breakfasts.

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>>13732291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g907ZlgOXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI68bzYp7eo

>> No.13732677

>>13731343
unironically seems pretty good >>13731343

>> No.13732684

>>13731401
basically chinese hand made cotton candy
its called dragons beard or something its nothing special to eat but its cool

>> No.13732686

>>13731720
doesent seem super great but i would love to eat it none the less might have changed a bit but it seems super healthy and organs are an important thing to use

>> No.13732691

>>13731723
dont find too much wrong with this except the abhorent presentation

>> No.13732699

>>13731931
why are there 4 people making a simple burgerweiner?

>> No.13732703

>>13731822
sugar free bacon? do americans really?

>> No.13732716

>>13732699
so people can eat them and not be hungry.

>> No.13732730

>>13730935
there are 487 types of cancer in this webm

>> No.13732748

>>13731349
overdecorated, suspicious

>> No.13732757

>>13732699
Probably some stupid student shagaluf binge-fest fundraising

>> No.13732760

>>13731337
I just wanted a fried egg you cunt

>> No.13732763

>>13732633
you'd be surprised how easy it is to transfer aroma between things

>> No.13732788

>>13732763
I know but he should have atleast smashed them.

>> No.13732794

>>13730935
Arrest this criminal immediately

>> No.13732802

>>13731712
she's a cute little monkey.

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>>13732644
> sharp shards of chicken bone everywhere
such cuisine, much civilization, wow

>> No.13732824

>>13732703
yep
cure it in sugar, just like lox

>> No.13732830

>>13732819
you are an ignorant person. get out more

>> No.13732834

>>13732806
This shit is painful to watch.

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>> No.13732914

>>13732819
why do asians not give a fuck about food? they'll chop up a lizard or buzzard or bat this same fucking way and serve it to you in gristle and fat. everything is just chili oil and soy sauce.
example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSIlU-WyI6E


Japanese are the only ones I take seriously.

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>>13732839
why are they doing that in a commercial bakery? they're blowing the powdered sugar out their nose behind them where the fucking speedracks and ovens are. this is a health code violation for instagram/china clout. wtf is wrong with people these days, they don't think.

>> No.13732924

>>13730935
On the danger of rattling the usual suspects, but why do they keep slathering every single fucking thing they make with gallons of cheese.

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>>13731723
Is that an actual kitty cat?!?!

>> No.13732933

>>13732914
I don't know, man. Some of the stuff on A Bite of China looks amazing.
I guess a country that size will have several different food cultures going.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C2rizBCHtI

>> No.13732936

>>13730935
>>uses nasty paper clip with dirty hands
>>then uses tongs
>>then uses metal spatula on teflon iron press...
time to get my guns.

>> No.13732939

>>13731320
All this shit, time and effort put solely into making it approximate a non-vegan food, when you could have just used the same ingredients to make better, easier, less retarded vegan dishes.

Videos like this are the definition of targeting hipster trash.

>> No.13732940

>>13731712
what the hell is that. who is filming. why doesnt she chew food. where did he find her.
sauce pls

>> No.13732947

>>13731730
He only has one egg and none by the end of the video. He can't be a king without subjects.

>> No.13732948

>>13732806
i dont get it. its just old people eating chinese food.

>> No.13732954

>>13731401
chinese mochi

>> No.13732965

>>13731756
this idiot is shallow pan frying in a 9 inch pan over a sear burner on a grill fueled by propane on his fucking balcony... this is how to kill everyone else in the condo complex *in isreal*

>> No.13732970

>>13732633
>>13732644
>CCTV

>> No.13732972

>>13731822
It looks like it falls apart really easily. Maybe there's something better than bacon to mix ground heart with.

>> No.13732974

>>13732633
>>lettuce
that ain't lettuce...

>> No.13732975

>>13731827
Why'd you post actual good food here anon.

>> No.13732978
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>>13732633
why do asians marinade something then boil it or wash it off? its fucking stupid because they only do it for max 5 minutes. its wastefully pointless.

>> No.13732984

>>13732972
not enough fat content

>> No.13732987

>>13732788
Maybe he was afraid it'd burn them.

>> No.13732990

>>13732978
Oh please teach me to cook Mr. American.

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>>13731712
having uncovered chafing dishes 4 inches away from where literal feral beggars eat

beggar shuffles away backwards because she thinks shes gonna get raped.

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>>13732990
that's enough! you're making the 'MR AMERICA is god and lives RENT FREE in my head' a reality.
is the rest of the planet that dumb and poor to think everything good in life is 'american'?? IN THE LAND OF THE RENT FREEEEEEEEEE??
go fuck a native and be happy, and please wash your hands.

>> No.13733010

>>13733001
>living in the united states of dunning krueger
No thanks.

>> No.13733022

>>13732990
>>don't thaw meat in buckets on the floor or dirty outside sink
>>don't eat with your hands or sticks
>>don't let cooked food out for more than 4 hours
>>don't cut veg on the cutting board you just killed a cat on *after burning it with a blowtorch*
>>don't use the same rag to wipe the blood off the floor with all day
>>stop with your literal cannibal cooking past
>>wash your hands after you touch your face, cig, asshole, etc you fucking animal
remember that only idiots get taught, the smart ones learn on their own, how are there shills on the fucking food board?!

>> No.13733026

>>13733010
RENT FREE
no one here is american they're all asleep at 4:20AM fuck my fellow 3rd worlders are dumb

>> No.13733029

>>13733022
Good points. Projecting from experience I assume?

>> No.13733044

>>13733026
I'm an American. Burgerland has 11 time zones.

>> No.13733060

>>13733029
yes chef! I have a manager level serve safe cert for 10 years chef! I scored 98 out of 100!
I'm going to be an inspector and kill all the shit Chinese and 'fry guy' spots into hell and back!

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>>13733029
>>13733022
>>13732990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtvXTHrpbZ8

>> No.13733128

>>13732646
you're supposed to ask me dumb ass

>> No.13733133

>>13732699
its a line like in a factory
its efficient when theres alot of people

>> No.13733136

>>13732918
hey its that scully poster

keep it up

>> No.13733138

>>13732948
ask me how i know you're american

>> No.13733146

>>13732806
What's wrong here? Coca Cola? not sharing dishes? old white dude in pattern shirts?

>> No.13733147

>>13731349
>me when I cum

>> No.13733157

>>13733146
They each took a plate off the rotating table and started eating.
You're supposed to take some of the food from several plates and leave them on the spinner. Kind of like a buffet.

>> No.13733196

>>13730935
mods

>> No.13733201

>>13733157
No wonder these savages start producing killer viruses. The most unhygienic pig ‘culture’ on the planet.

>> No.13733292

>>13731323
>>13732645
Typical overcompensating to fit into board culture by calling someone new or a tourist.
Something only done by true newfags.

>> No.13733318

>>13732604
kek

>> No.13733332

>>13733146
all of the above

>> No.13733335

>>13733201

>what is Thanksgiving

It's like taking a bowl of garlic green beans and thinking its an entree. Or one guy gets ham, other guy gets turkey, last guy gets stuffing.

>> No.13733336

>>13733201
No different than having a pots of food on a stove and serving them onto your plate.

>> No.13733339

>>13733138
rent free

>> No.13733340

>>13733138
lol im italian

>> No.13733349

>>13731337
Just crack the fucking egg.

>> No.13733353

>>13730972
imagine the smell

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>> No.13733387

>>13733201
each plate comes with it's own serving spoon
it's literally just like a buffet

>> No.13733448

>>13733387
White people would never understand. They've never had a family dinner or barbecue or party in their entire lives because they're white and only eat pizza. But only personal pizzas I mean, they would never think to have a few pizzas in the center of the table and share it.

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>>13732839
I bet she gives a good handjob

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>>13732993
stop posting my girlfriend

>> No.13733584

>>13733364
I wish that bread was my cock

>> No.13733588

>>13733584
ha, nice. I hadn't thought of that.

>> No.13733618

>>13730782
I want to move to whatever eastern European country this is

>> No.13733679

>>13732291
laughed way harder than i should

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>>13733584
can't you coomers go two minutes without thinking of sex?

>> No.13733685

>>13733067
that landlord was pissed at that news crew

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>>13733685
I wonder what came of that. Surely the bald white guy got his ass dragged to court.

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>>13733685
>>13733695
that yellowslave only worked at the same strip mall, he said he was acting 'on behalf of the owner' - which means nothing legally and I would have said CALL THE COPS YOU EUROPEAN LIMP DICK INVASION LOVER who also love the china invasion. LAW IS LAW and my government has the power to defend its borders with the best firepower on earth and space.

>> No.13733762

>>13731343
>mozarella
if that's mozarella I eat my shit

>> No.13733767

>>13733762
Americans have this weird cheese product they call mozzarella, even if it's dry and made out of either cow milk, or no dairy products at all.

>> No.13733779

>>13731730
The real Egg King is benevolent and vigilant. Always watching over his dominion. This impostor to the throne is toying with his lone egg like a mere child. the Egg King has forgotten more than this plebian has learned in his life.

>> No.13733786

>>13730972
see the look on that elephants face, he knows he nasty

>> No.13733794

>>13732283
>eat without taking your eyes off your phone and you look less like a weirdo.
Times have changed, now all of us who used to be mocked for using the Internet too much are mocked for not using it enough as normies live glued to their phones.

>> No.13733808

>>13733794
I got a friend who almost never takes his headphones out, even eating. He just keeps them on and watches youtube on his phone. I wonder how fucked his hearing is or how dirty his ears must be.

>> No.13733817

>>13733767
Eventhough it's 30% sawdust, they added a cocktail of chemicals so it NOW MELTS!, lol.

>> No.13733819

>>13733067
That nigga out asking the real questions, dope

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>>13730935
>>13730962
>>13732839
>>13733364
>>13733680

>> No.13733900

>>13733710
>and space
Tell me more of your space weaponry.

>> No.13733925

>>13730962
>zoomers

>> No.13733947

>>13733067
Why the fuck does the little kid have his hand down his pants the entire video

>> No.13734030

>>13732601
Exactly

>> No.13734190

>>13732806
oh god!
YAMEROOOOOOOOO!

>> No.13734419

Can I get one of those webms with the nachos or something, they just keep adding more and more shit on top till its obnoxious, have a sudden urge to watch one of those

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>> No.13734760

>>13733584
I wish my cock was that bread

>> No.13734765

STOP USING WEBMS I CANNOT SEE THEM ON MY PHONE FUCKING FAGS

>> No.13734800

>>13731401
it's mustard gas

>> No.13734816

>>13732806
the white man takes what he wants, when he wants.

>> No.13734890

>>13730935
why not just chop it with a damn knife

>> No.13734922

>>13734765
get fucked filthy phoneposter

>> No.13734924

You're going to post a soyjack and quote me

>> No.13734937

>>13731720
aint that just faggots and peas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU

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>> No.13734987

>>13730944
no, fast food threads are worse.

>> No.13734993

>>13734987
There are a few fast food threads that are the best content these days, though.

>> No.13735153

>>13731337
>mfw white people pay for this pretentious shit

>> No.13735162

>>13730782
i want to ____ the flat girl’s _____

>> No.13735175

>>13735162
flat girl is gross, only betas like flat women because its the only women they believe they can get

>> No.13735177

>>13731337
>1337
>new eggking confirmed

>> No.13735250

>>13732806
is the joke white people?
how dare white people eat food, especially white men.

>> No.13735256

>>13735153
how the fuck is it pretentious? the dude is clearly very skilled making a performance of cracking a fucking egg

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>>13733364

>> No.13735274

>>13733588

yes you did you liar. christ always talking bullshit, she's obviously simulating sucking a dick as a joke for a skit or whatever and you're going to pretend like you didn't notice fuck you man lying ass punk.

>> No.13735276

>>13730972
I wish that was my ass

>> No.13735315

>>13733779
based and egg pilled

>> No.13735346

>>13735256
pretentious white person detected

>> No.13735369

>>13730962
Jesus fucking christ

>> No.13735400

>>13735346
hahah i bet you think any 3rd world cast above you is 'white'

go back to nuPOL

>> No.13735404

>>13735400
what, im saying gimmicky shit like that is for white tourists and useless. Have fun bying and eggheart for 15$ you dumb white fuck

>> No.13735430

>>13731302
Mad titlet.

>> No.13735479

>>13735404
i agree it's cringe but butthurt chang detected

>> No.13735488

>>13735153
He's juggling an egg and making a cute image. If you think this is pretentious, you're just a huge faggot. Or maybe you just don't know what pretentious means?

>> No.13735557

>>13735404
haha 3rd ricer detected

>> No.13735636

>>13732032
I can't imagine what life is like for people with such bad coordination or understanding of the world around them. Like how is it not intuitive that something is out of balance when you're moving it?

>> No.13735683

>>13735557
>>13735488
>>13735479
butthurtt whites that bought egg art

>> No.13735690

>>13735636
she is a bug, they are dependent on the hive. she would just walk away while the under bugs would eat it off the floor if she was in her homeland. unfortunately it is genetic and her linage will never recover.

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>>13735683
OK Chang you just buy and import BBC- mutt law style!

>> No.13735734

>>13734439
please tell me thats a vegetable

>> No.13735798

>>13731735
I wonder if this guy knows he's a meme on a Sudanese widdling forum, or what he would think of it.

>> No.13735896

>>13735162
eat
ass

>> No.13735957

>>13734765

i can see WEBMS on my phone, the fuck is wrong with yours? too poor to get a modern model tyrone?

>> No.13735984

>>13730935
Fuck you for posting this horseshit.

>> No.13735994

>>13731735
that dumb faggot really thought he could put the other guy out of business. I'm glad no one is buying from him

>> No.13736002

>>13735258
I love this guy, he has such a delicious looking penis.
Too bad he doesn't do gay porn.

>> No.13736006

>>13735734
looks like geoduck, witch is a sort of shell fish

>> No.13736034

>>13730935
tag your gore shitlord

>> No.13736049

>>13735798

widdling? is that like diddling? but with old people?

>> No.13736080

>>13730935
I genuinely had come to believe that these threads could no longer horrify me. Fuck.

>> No.13736138

>>13734436
Her expression of terror really makes this one

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>>13731180
It’s even worse with sound.

https://youtu.be/83l_Z7YWg1A

>> No.13736229

>>13736172
how is this worse with sound? Some of us like thick blondes with big tits. Don't shame us.

>> No.13736263

>>13732965
Epic

>> No.13736271

>>13730782
They're selling huffing petrol in Europe?

>> No.13736278

>>13735636
>female

>> No.13736282

>>13730972
BRAAAAAAAP

>> No.13736355

>>13730972
This is how they actually get b12 in nature.

The animals we raise for slaughter are given pill supplements en masse

>> No.13736383

>>13730972
10/10

>> No.13736384

>>13731166
>>13730788
guality boasts

>> No.13736417

>>13736355
That’s how hindgut fermenting herbivores get their b12. Ruminants regurgitate their food over and over again to help their gut bacteria in their rumen break down celulose. Elephants have a large cecum where all their digestive flora and fauna are. Humans cecums are so small and vestigial we don’t call it a cecum we call it an appendix.

>> No.13736457

>>13733067
I feel bad for them, but God those chinks are acting stupid. They could've avoided this entire situation by just giving him the damn hose. They shouldn't be brazenly breaking food safety laws like that either, an outside sink? Really? If i was a teenager and i found something like that, i WOULD piss and shit in that fucking thing. That dude is absolutely right about shit like that. Teenagers and homeless people are fucking disgusting and if you're not in a residential area, anything you leave outside is subject to teenagers and drug users.

>> No.13736476

>>13735346
Huh? Do you understand what the word "pretentious" means?

>> No.13736479

>>13730935
what the FUCK

>> No.13736484

>>13733808
I have headphones either over ear or earbuds always in unless I'm at work. My ears aren't dirty though cause I do clean them out. And no, I don't use q-tips to clean them.
My hearing is ok too. Not amazing or anything but I can hear everything I need to for sure.

>>13733794
Weird. I used to be mocked for being a tech nerd but I just kept on using tech and now no one bugs me about that. Worked out pretty well for me. I don't get people who still use tech (you're on a website after all) but then bitch about how it shouldn't be used too much.
Who is it actually hurting to use all the time? Not me. Maybe if it effects you personally, that would make sense for you to limit yourself or stop completely.
But why still use it if you don't like how it's going and how it's just so filled with normies?

>> No.13736497

>>13736484
Naw you were mocked for being a self-absorbed faggot...now just no one gives a fuck enough to bother mocking you

>> No.13736531

>>13732806
Bitch buys a tiny little dish thinking she would be able to steal from the guys buying huge things.
Fucking deserved.

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>> No.13736585

>>13730782
Had no idea jenkem was being adevrtised in russia.

>> No.13736607

>>13736541
Why do Asians of all kinds seem to think leaving food on the floor is okay? Do they think the stuff that comes out of their noses just disappears? Do they think that feet moving on the ground doesn't kick up whatever is on the ground?

>> No.13736614

>>13731723
It probably taste like rabbit.

>> No.13736621

>>13734946
Anyone cooking with quails eggs is a pretentious ass.

>> No.13736627

>>13736607
>Peru
>Asian
I get they're ruled by Japs but still.

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>> No.13736655

>>13732914
Really curious about what all that stuff taste like but eveyrthing looks so unappetizing...

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>>13736607

>> No.13736693

>>13731890
Why would you screencap this ugly ass leddit shit

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>> No.13736700

>>13730935
I thought this fucker is making some hotdog noodles. What the fuck?

>> No.13736704

>>13732918
>china
>health code
I wish I could be as ignorant as you

>> No.13736712

>>13733138
How

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>> No.13737018

>>13731712
wtf is this, sauce will recieve a reward

>> No.13737164

>>13731337
1337
nice digits anon

>> No.13737168

>>13736789
>Eh what, you don't want the coins?
>Geez. Criminals in this town used to believe in something.

>> No.13737183

>>13736621
Why though?

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>>13732291

>> No.13737215

>>13736698
looks really good, but its too many things on one plate you know

>> No.13737225

>>13730935
those eggs are overcooked.

>> No.13737236

>>13730972
My boy elephaingz going for dem BRAAAPS

>> No.13737257

>>13736789
did he jam the gun? it looks like there's a bullet stuck in the slide

>> No.13737262

>>13737164
hehe what is it 1999 now or something rofl

>> No.13737264

>>13736457
Pretty sure none of them knew enough English to grasp much of what he was saying, especially the broken down version of English he chose to employ.

>> No.13737273

>>13736229
And you also wish they made weird honking noises when you squeeze them?

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>>13736810

>> No.13737391

>>13731822
>sugar free bacon
>patty fall apart as you look at it
>keto buns
This is infuriating.

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>> No.13737407

>>13730935
Why

>> No.13737411

>>13730972
Imagine the smell

>> No.13737425

>>13733067
>they don't let me use the hose they goin down
>you either pay me or Im puttin this video online, I'm not blackmailing you'm just saying
lmao, based nigga

>> No.13737431

>>13733767
>>13733817
Obssessed

>> No.13737433

This fucking thread is turning me vegetarian, fuck you.

>> No.13737437

>>13736719
>tfw my city was founded by a guy known all over the country for doing this

>> No.13737488

>>13736006
>>13735734
It's stuffed sheep stomach.

>> No.13737500

>>13732990
Imagine being this obsessed

>> No.13737525

>>13732032

that chink bitch better eat that shit off the floor

>> No.13737608

>>13737264
uhh they were pretending not to know english...even the kid with his dick in his hands... the ladys even screams I SUE UU!! I SUE U SO BADD BAKKU

>> No.13737612

>>13732918
no, im just visiting and like her a lot.

>> No.13737614

>>13736704
that is canada, bro;*( dont bean mean im not an americuntoo RENT FREEEEEEEEE

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>>13736789
woah this is now a FRANCE thread

>> No.13737620

>>13737273
CHANG ALERT HE LIKES FLAT TITTS LIKE A MAN

>> No.13737644

>>13731305
Election tourist :DDDD

>> No.13737645

>>13731305
heheh im 35 and i've been here since 2005 you ROODY POOO NIGGER

>> No.13737649

>>13737257
yes indeed

>> No.13737660

>>13734439
Why would you eat the cock'n'balls urchin?

>> No.13737735

>>13737660
Mad penile gains

>> No.13737775

>>13736698
I asked for no rice.

>> No.13737848

>>13736803
why not just kill it?

>> No.13737857

>>13736676
Why do chinks make stupid fake videos like this

>> No.13737862

>>13730935
The good ol' rabbi clip I see.

>> No.13737869

>>13733512
ah yes another scully post very nice

>> No.13737875

>>13734993
no

>> No.13737878

>>13735250
nice

>> No.13737912

>>13731877
How can people pretend raw meat tastes good. I had some once by accident and all I could taste was iron and blood.

>> No.13737920

>>13732032
This would just piss me off. This is why I prefer to eat alone and have control of everything without having to share.

>> No.13737978

>>13732830
Go back to your quarantine.

>> No.13738051

>>13737857
To get (You)'s.

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>>13738210
The real laugh is that this uncultured savage doesn't have a salt cellar.

>> No.13738227

>>13734760
Maybe you mean you wish that bread was your cock? The way you said it would result in you just having bread for a cock.

>> No.13738280

>>13736803
Does no one want shark meat or parts for any other use?

>> No.13738309

>>13738280
You know how you stop picking up basic steel swords etc. for selling in Skyrim after a while?
It's the same thing here.

>> No.13738311

>>13738309
No I don't understand what that means.

>> No.13738399

>>13737273
Wow you're so grown up i'm so impressed

>> No.13738493

>>13732839
Absolute haram

>> No.13738540

>>13736698
anyone who cooks will know a place with that many options means none of them are good, well made, made with care or attention, made with quality ingredients, kept at proper temperature and will make you know the color of the grout of the tiles in your bathroom intimately 12 to 36 hours after you eat it.

>> No.13738599

>>13731340
ironically i only come here for these

>> No.13738610

>>13736607
Most of them don't believe in bacteria and viruses.

>> No.13738624

>>13737257
Yeah, he even tries to hide it with his hand.

>> No.13738654

>>13737912
maybe just maybe and i know this is so insane that there is no way that there is 1 out of 7.8 billion people that do but what if there are prople out there that, hear me out.... actually LIKE the taste of iron/blood?

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>>13731337
>those digits

>> No.13738694

>>13734765
yes you can, i can so you can

>> No.13738715

>>13734765
>queue laughing_satania.gif

>>13735957
He's an iToddler.

>> No.13738853

>>13731343
Why does this have the same frame rate as the Sledgehammer music video?

>> No.13738950

>>13738311
I think he means that an items ubiquity decreases its value, or that as one progresses certain ubiquitous things lose value. I.e. other meats are tastier than shark meat but the fins are still good.

>> No.13738953

>>13738280
shark meat taste like piss.

>> No.13738977

>>13733364
looks like allie haze

>> No.13739207

>>13736789
Why didn't the cashier just pull out his own gun and shoot the bad guy?

>> No.13739273

>>13738540
It's maybe 20 different things, most of which seem to be baked, roasted, or stewed, being held on a steam table. Anyone who cooks knows that is a piss easy setup to make and maintain.

>> No.13739512

>>13731931
That's the slowest food pipeline I ever saw

>> No.13739721

>>13739207
>wanting to get killed over some obscenely wealthy company that doesnt give a shit about you
now thats americano

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>>13730935

>> No.13739915

>>13731773
Are those squash blossoms?

>> No.13739952

>>13732914
Because there are like 3 gazillion Chinese and some are refined like humans whereas some are pretty much animals that kinda look like us

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