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13743362

Turkiiii time!!! Anonymous Wed Mar 4 14:26:21 2020 No.13743362 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 14:29:21 2020 No.13743378 File: 32 KB, 657x527, 1565232321329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] whats with her fingernails?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 14:30:52 2020 No.13743383 >>13743378 Women are desperate for attention and validation. It means she doesn’t wipe her asshole very well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 14:31:10 2020 No.13743384 >>13743362 I'd generously salt the inside of her cavity before rubbing it with my half of a lemon dipped in rosemary and olive oil prior to placing it in a preheated oven at 425 F if you get what I'm suggesting

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 14:31:25 2020 No.13743386 File: 1.70 MB, 2259x2773, 2019-08-18 17.30.59.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks OP, I think i'll pull out a turkey from my freezer to defrost for saturday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 14:32:42 2020 No.13743389 File: 113 KB, 749x379, 3dc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13743383 this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 14:35:51 2020 No.13743402 File: 1.58 MB, 3023x2793, 2019-11-29 12.45.37-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13743386 here is the heritage turkey I did for thanksgiving.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 14:41:37 2020 No.13743423 >>13743402 Not much of a heritage. RIP

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 14:42:07 2020 No.13743426 >>13743423 They certainly don't look nearly as nice, much smaller overall.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 16:14:17 2020 No.13743819 Heh

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 16:18:22 2020 No.13743834 >>13743383 never thought about that

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 16:19:23 2020 No.13743839 >>13743362 try an air fryer heh

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 16:24:54 2020 No.13743863 File: 273 KB, 1012x680, 1516962969154.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13743389 At least post the comprehensive version

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 16:26:03 2020 No.13743868 >>13743386 i would

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 16:29:43 2020 No.13743889 >>13743362 is that the toaster from the tranny webm thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 16:33:59 2020 No.13743904 File: 17 KB, 251x290, cccccck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13743863

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 17:54:27 2020 No.13744227 >>13743384 i don't understand what you're suggesting

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 18:00:33 2020 No.13744252 >>13743383 >It means she doesn’t wipe her asshole very well. Gosh, you're such a dumb mysoginistic incel!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 18:06:25 2020 No.13744268 >>13743904 lel

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 18:10:02 2020 No.13744286 >>13743384 what are you suggesting??

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 18:26:19 2020 No.13744366 File: 177 KB, 992x342, 1582636682560.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13743863

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 18:26:38 2020 No.13744370 >>13743383 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 18:28:41 2020 No.13744385 she looks like she smokes even more cigarettes than she does cocks still would baste her full of stuffing though

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 18:33:25 2020 No.13744405 >>13743389 >>13743863 >>13744366 Wanting to show everybody a photo of something strikes me as a feminine instinct in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 18:47:33 2020 No.13744513 File: 314 KB, 1023x1331, 1540121889836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13743362 roasting time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 18:54:20 2020 No.13744553 File: 88 KB, 600x600, hrrdeedrr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13743362 Bimbos, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 19:07:26 2020 No.13744614 >>13743383 It you had a gf like that, would you want her to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 19:08:29 2020 No.13744622 >>13744614 I make my wife spray her asshole with the shower head before I eat it. Eating ass doesn’t mean eating shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 19:29:58 2020 No.13744740 >>13744622 I think that is the desired metaphor actually

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 20:41:48 2020 No.13745123 >>13744405 I'd say that's a pretty strange perspective. A pretty repressed perspective.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 20:44:17 2020 No.13745134 I'm gay, and I typically get along with women pretty well, even though I know they're stupid, but I really just want to punch this one right in her stupid face. I'm not sure if anyone else shares this sentiment, but there it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 20:45:31 2020 No.13745139 >>13743378 I don't know. She's got some stupid shit on there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 20:49:10 2020 No.13745162 >>13745134 everything except the gay part

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 20:51:37 2020 No.13745175 >>13745134 I think it's the pose. Like what the fuck are you doing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 21:01:25 2020 No.13745214 >>13745123 No, he's right. If you plaster a photo of everything you do all over the internet for all to see, you are either a child or a woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 21:03:38 2020 No.13745230 File: 218 KB, 500x374, 1528498104461.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13745214 So every guy on the internet is feminine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 21:06:05 2020 No.13745242 >>13745230 Count all the guys on the internet and come back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 21:13:07 2020 No.13745269 >>13745230 If you take pictures of things or own a camera you are gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 23:42:06 2020 No.13745825 >>13745230 If you think being on the internet means you have to show everybody pictures of all your stuff you really are as dumb as a woman. Back in my day we avoided the excessive use of images because it slowed down page loading times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 23:50:54 2020 No.13745851 >>13745825 this is an image board though, youre encouraged to use images

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 00:19:22 2020 No.13745947 >>13745230 Yes. Spending hours in front of a computer like a secretary is a feminine activity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 00:25:23 2020 No.13745964 >>13744405 Based

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 00:25:32 2020 No.13745965 >>13745851 Images of frogs and wojaks, not of personal possessions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 00:25:33 2020 No.13745966 >>13743362 I'd feed her some giblets. If you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 03:16:50 2020 No.13746412 >>13743863 twitch is my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 04:00:03 2020 No.13746485 Imagine the smell :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 07:04:35 2020 No.13746854 File: 126 KB, 800x769, 1509295322318.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13745965 So a fellow posting pictures of his motorcycles or cars or his metalwork/woodwork or other traditionally masculine things/activities is actually feminine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 07:45:19 2020 No.13746951 >>13744227 >>13744286 Roasted turkey dipshits

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 07:47:01 2020 No.13746956 >>13746854 Yes. It demonstrates that the motivation is all wrong and devoid of masculinity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 08:11:29 2020 No.13747030 File: 38 KB, 450x495, 1544308250110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13746956 You have issues dude

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 08:17:54 2020 No.13747049 >>13746854 The hilarious thing here is that the "fragile masculinity" argument works both ways for this one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 08:19:37 2020 No.13747053 >>13743362 What's the deal with the fucking skewers puncturing that poor turkey? I've cooked many turkeys, and cannot figure out her reasoning for doing that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 08:20:03 2020 No.13747055 >>13747053 So all the juices flow out and it becomes even more tasteless than turkey already is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 08:21:21 2020 No.13747056 File: 1.74 MB, 320x240, giphy (8).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13747055 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 08:22:48 2020 No.13747061 >>1374704 fragile masculinity is a phrase that's just meant to shoe away any complaint or concern a man has. The phrase is absolutely pointless

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 08:32:09 2020 No.13747085 >>13747061 Yeesh, talk about fragile masculinity. This guy is so afraid of looking feminine that he refuses to punctuate his sentences properly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 11:31:29 2020 No.13747506 >>13745134 Only the gay part

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 12:23:11 2020 No.13747718 File: 289 KB, 960x1008, Turkey fingers 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13743386 >>13743402 What's the best filling for a turkey? An onion? An apple? Stuffing? Potatoes? Any other ideas?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 12:29:16 2020 No.13747763 >>13747718 I stuffed some lemon and herbs in mine last time. I don't like stuffing though. The turkey taste is good but it's just soggy bread. Better to make that on the side.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 12:39:17 2020 No.13747800 >>13747718 butter, herbs, shallots/onion, stuffing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 12:40:00 2020 No.13747803 You know why people dont eat turkey all year round.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 12:40:36 2020 No.13747806 >>13747763 >soggy stuffing Do you boil your turkey or something? Mine is never soggy. Moist is not soggy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 12:40:43 2020 No.13747808 >>13747763 What kind of heathen doesn't do both internal stuffing AND a separate tray of baked stuffing that's dry? >>13747803 Because it's stupid priced every other time of the year AND it takes several days of prep/planning to do one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 12:42:39 2020 No.13747814 >>13743378 acrylic, clear nails with black polish "outlines" have heard interesting acrylic nail designs like made with ramen or fucking feathers gross

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:13:59 2020 No.13749198 I want a threesome with her and the turkey

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:50:46 2020 No.13749379 She looks like someone threw a football at her and she has no time to react correctly so she is trying to catch it instinctively

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 21:53:39 2020 No.13750110 >>13744405 >fellas is it gay to take pictures

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 22:09:40 2020 No.13750172 >>13743362 Does this goblin have a penis?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 22:27:01 2020 No.13750229 >>13744513 only betas find gooks attractive

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 01:50:47 2020 No.13750859 >>13750110 >OMG GUYSSSSS LOOK AT THIS THING I DID/HAVE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU TELL ME HOW COOL IT/I AM PLEEEEEEEASE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 01:54:47 2020 No.13750871 >>13747808 If it's not stuffed in a cavity, it's not stuffing. It's just a baked good.