/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13786770]

>Here's your *coof* large pizza with one topping, that'll be *coof coof* $34.95 plus 20% tip *drips snot on your pizza*

[Anonymous No.13786783]

>>13786770
Hey thanks man, I didn’t fall for the corona meme anyways but you should ask for some time off

[Anonymous No.13786791]

Thank you. This will go nicely with my pizza and boiled skins

[Anonymous No.13786815]

>>13786770
i have the coronavirus but i still smiled thanks 4channel for providing me with fellowship

[Anonymous No.13786835]

but I ordered an extra medium

[Anonymous No.13786999]

>>13786770
>getting pizza delivered
>not going to Dominoes to get your $5 large pizza pick-up
>having to pay a tip
lmao

[Anonymous No.13787089]

>>13786770
I'd give him a 100% tip. Anything to punch out of this place without the stigma of suicide.

[Anonymous No.13787090]

I just made a pizza myself...

[Anonymous No.13787106]

>>13787090
based

[Anonymous No.13787107]

>>13787090
14 thumbs up, I r8 8/8

[Anonymous No.13787150]

>>13786770
Received an email explaining virus safety procedures with pizza delivery. Trying to implement a no-contact approach.

[Anonymous No.13787155]

>>13787090
That looks great. is that blue cheese?

[Anonymous No.13787162]

>>13787150
>Limit unnecessary physical contact
When do you and the delivery person come in physical contact

[Anonymous No.13787229]

Okay bros I'm a bug chaser and I wanna get pozzed with hiv and corona both so my mortality rate becomes 100%, how do I do it? Do I ask the pizza boys to coof on me?

[Anonymous No.13787245]

>>13787162
handling of cash, handling of the box , giving tips maybe. I dunno. Some countries dominos has a more strict no contact policy compared to where I am (new zealand). The delivery driver cannot touch the pizza box and will back away a few meters from the door after they place the pizza on the ground. It is weird but only necessary when the customer asks for it.

[Anonymous No.13787250]

>>13786770
This is why you go to Little Caesars

[Anonymous No.13787270]

>>13787089
I'll help you.I'll tell everyone it was an accident.

[Anonymous No.13787280]

>>13787162
When you ask her if you can give her a special tip. She says yes every time. Don't you do that?

[Anonymous No.13787285]

im literally dying from a cold and i have to wagecuck in 6 hrs fuck this shithole earth

[Anonymous No.13787300]

>>13787285
My workplace refrains wagecucks (labour, factory work, farm work, rubbish collecting, etc) from coming to work if they have a cold or flu.

[Anonymous No.13787325]

>>13787155
Dunno, it has herbs.

[Anonymous No.13787353]

>>13787285
If you're sick, don't go to work you dumb fuck. Self quarantine. People like you are the reason this simple flu is going to turn into a fucking plague you stupid fucking bitch.

[Anonymous No.13787385]

>>13787285
based backpack saving that last slice

[Anonymous No.13787386]

>>13787245
the driver should just leave after delivering the pizza and call them from their car, it’s just another visual reminder that someone handled your food.

[Anonymous No.13788543]

>>13787285
Do europoors really??

[Anonymous No.13788545]

>>13787250
>implying Little Shitters is any safer

Now you have the coof AND a shitty pizza!

[Anonymous No.13788585]

>>13787353
Just goes to show there is a problem with the system if you have to work when sick just to put food on the table or pay for your medical bills.
But you only care now because you have the chance of getting infected from people you deem to be beneath you. It actually affects you and the people you love now.
Still no free medical aid for citizens?

[Anonymous No.13788587]

>>13786770
precisely
i'm cooking exclusively, no take-outs, for at least 2 months

[Anonymous No.13788688]

>>13788543
If you consider the US to be europe, then yes.

[Anonymous No.13788786]

>>13786770
Why do I get the feeling that you're never coughed or ordered pizza before?

[Anonymous No.13788798]

>>13786770
This is a large?

[Anonymous No.13788847]

>>13787162
when the two of you engage in sexual intercourse due to you being short on cash

[Anonymous No.13788850]

>>13787245
>the delivery expert
what makes him an expert? does this require some sort of specialized, rigorous training?

[Anonymous No.13788851]

>>13786770
what's going coof coof? coof

[Anonymous No.13789212]

>>13788585
Actually, I think all poor people should be castrated, or even better euthanized, and replaced by AI assisted robotic systems. What purpose do you serve except to absorb resources and take up space? You are a nuisance.

[Anonymous No.13789225]

>>13786770
The pizza joints in my area are no longer accepting cash, they're just dropping the food off at your door and fucking off.

[Anonymous No.13789238]

>>13789212
If they were gone you would be the poor people.

[Anonymous No.13789244]

>>13787285
>Whaaa, I got a cooollddddddd, I can't wwwoooorrrrkkkk
Shut the fuck up, you little bitch.

[Anonymous No.13789250]

>>13789238
Actually, if all the poor were gone, then all the low IQ people would essentially be gone, so the world would finally be able to move on into a utopian society. I don't hate you, I just know we cannot move on as a species as long as you exist.

[Anonymous No.13789335]

Corona is gods gift to the introverts.
I got leg and elbow room in the cafeteria,
At work old people with shit for breath wll keep their distance and not hang about like it's a fucking coffee club.

Productivity is up almost 30%, not to mention people ordering way more to be delivered.

Hell lets not forget the long term savings with all the weak and elderly kicking it.

Four more years, corona for life

[Anonymous No.13790574]

>>13786770
i can just go to a pizza hut and takeaway a large for 15 asian dorrars.

[Anonymous No.13790601]

>>13786770
But I didn't order any pizza

[Anonymous No.13792092]

>>13789250
Heh. What a crazy imagination. I love this board.

[Anonymous No.13792153]

>>13789212
the world population is 7.7 billion right now. if you took the top 1% smartest people, you'd have 77 million people, more than enough to sustain a healthy population in your hypothetical utopia.
statistically speaking, you're essentially guaranteed to be part of the 99% of retards, so by your own dumbass logic you are arguing to yourself to be euthanized.

[Anonymous No.13792168]

>>13789335
Except now when you go grocery shopping it's packed no matter what time it is and you're not going to get any toilet paper.

I do kinda wish I worked at a place that got closed so I could self quarantine, but I'm stuck slinging packages at FedEx until we ALL get sick because that shit ain't ever closing.

[Anonymous No.13792390]

>>13792153
>statistically speaking, you're essentially guaranteed to be part of the 99% of retards, so by your own dumbass logic you are arguing to yourself to be euthanized.
My IQ test would suggest otherwise, but that is besides the fact. If I happened to be in the 99% I would gladly end my lineage so the best and brightest of humanity could live on and create something worth existing for. I notice you only have faulty generalizations and ad hominem as your argument, since you cannot seem to argue against it otherwise. Funny how that works.

[Anonymous No.13792442]

>>13792168
same here anon, i work in a small factory (i'm in the office) but whole company is like 30 people, and the owners/mgmt making it real clear to them its a nothing burger, nobody going anywhere, you miss work you lose sick/vaca time.

[Anonymous No.13792463]

>>13789335
>Introverts
Reddit

[Anonymous No.13792729]

>>13786770
God, I'm so glad I don't live in a country where I should tip people.

[Anonymous No.13792792]

>>13792729
me too. 10% in restaurants is already bad, but tipping the pizza guy, taxi drivers, bagagge guy, etc is just insane merchant crap