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>empty shelves

>> No.13806172

Do Americans really

>> No.13806173

At least the cheese ball harvest for the local gardeners will be plentiful.

>> No.13806193
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>>13806173
No one wants these, so they're selling them as fertilizer.

>> No.13806204

>>13806167
Americans?

>> No.13806210

>>13806167
>empty shelf filler

>> No.13806309

>>13806167
What's the context here

>> No.13806320

>>13806309
I'd assume it's the seasonal area during not-christmas and not-halloween and they just wanted something on the shelves.

>> No.13806330

>>13806309
>>13806320
This isn't the only image I've seen of this. Has one store manager just gone completely insane?

>> No.13806334
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>>13806193
That reminds me. I know you actually can eat those but I never tried them.
Maybe I can remember to get them in time this season (which is before they look like in that pic)

>> No.13806338

>>13806330
Why would it be insane? You faggots keep buying out the same shit. What the fuck else are they supposed to fill the shelves with?

>> No.13806345

>>13806309
It's called "viral marketing" and it's sweeping the globe right now.

>> No.13806390

>>13806167
what do americans use cheese balls for? please don't tell me you eat them?!

>> No.13806582

>>13806390
We play cheeseball with them retard

>> No.13806597

>>13806390
Well, it does say "Lawn & Garden".
We plant cheeseballs to grow cheese trees.

>> No.13806661

>>13806167
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

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>>13806167
I-I actually bought 50/50 and it wasn't that bad

>> No.13806738

>>13806167
Halls, Walls, Balls, and Dolls is ironically enough, the name of my erotic play I've been working on.

>> No.13806760
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oh say can you shart...

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>> No.13806898

>>13806760
Did you actually get some? They're pretty good but one of those lasts forever.

>> No.13806907

>>13806898
They fuck your gums up, they should be more like cheetos

>> No.13806910

They seem expensive. But those glasses would be good for pickles.

>> No.13806913

>>13806334
>Stroke me, stroke me! Stroke! Stroke!

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>>13806910
>Glass

>> No.13806944

>>13806334
L-lewd

>> No.13806951

>>13806167
>Lawn and Garden

>> No.13807127

>>13806334
i am in disbelief that i'm aroused by this
this will be my strangest wank yet

>> No.13807150

>>13806167
you could unironically repurpose these into a cheese sauce if you had to
probably would be a good replacement for bread crumbs in a casserole

>> No.13807570

I don't get why people pretend that this is a uniquely american thing, do europeans not have grocery stores?

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>>13806167
Shut up nigger. A cute gorl I work with showed me this pic weeks ago before the apoopcalypse started. YOU'RE A FUCKING PHONY YOU FUCK

>> No.13807618

>>13806772
>>13806167
I like how American stores have to tell people that it's a "Low Price" because otherwise they might get the nasty nasty idea that $5.98 isn't actually that cheap for some snack

>> No.13807633

>>13807570
An entire aisle with just cheese balls and they're all the exact same brand? I'm German and I've never seen something like that.

>> No.13807644

>>13807633
It's because Walmart has retarded buyers. I had like 10 pallets of these things at a time, that's about 100 barrels a pallet. I couldn't absorb that many, and a bunch went out of date.

t. Walmart grocery manager

>> No.13807657

>>13806330
Or just mountains of these fucking cheeseballs filling up storerooms in the middle of a shortage. In the end, when we are all gone, there will be those plastic jars of cheesepuffs, waiting for a customer that never comes.....

>> No.13807668

>>13806907
t. gumlet

>> No.13807679

>>13806907
baby back bitch

>> No.13807683

>>13806910
Its plastic, bro

>> No.13807685

>>13807644
Your buyer is just corrupt and friends with a certain supplier rep.

>> No.13807692

>>13807685
>a certain supplier rep.
Is it the Jews again?

>> No.13807702

>>13807692
Even goyim can be just as conniving sometimes.

>> No.13807714

>>13807685
>>13807692

Ha ha, kickbacks more like k*kebacks amirite Lmao

>> No.13807742

>>13807714
Not even kickbacks. Sometimes buyers just become friends with vendors and order too much to help them out. I saw it happen, and we threw a ton of expired shit out as a result.

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>>13807742
But that's against company policy

>> No.13807754

>>13807748
The company aint omniscient. This wasn't a walmart though, they probably have tighter controls over stuff like that. It would need to be someone higher up in the company in that case.

>> No.13807840

>>13807633
i forget that our eurotrash neighbors dont have food

>> No.13808064

>>13806167
>>13806760
>>13806772
>>13806779
>>13806782
>>13806787
>>13806796
Goddamn I want some. I don't live near Walmart since I'm in Jew York.

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>>13806334

>> No.13808248

>>13806167
do americans actually partake in this activity?

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>>13806167
those cock sucking cheese balls are the reason i fell off a 12ft ladder while working at walmart and broke my spine, they come in a box of 8 which is fucking huge and they are always stored on the highest rack in the backroom

>> No.13808308

>>13806772
>Toilet paper
how?

>> No.13808373

>>13808308
Those r paper towel

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>> No.13808390

this is amazing

>> No.13808756

>>13806167
>>13806760
>>13806772
>>13806779
>>13806782
>>13806787
>>13806796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ukUwlSyxo

>> No.13810292

Your government rationed cheese balls are here anon

>> No.13810378

>>13807618
Wrong. It's there to entice you to buy the store brand, generic cheeze balls instead of the good, name brand ones

>> No.13810383

>>13810378
Every single barrel of cheese balls in those photos are Utz, what the fuck are you on about?

>> No.13810393

>>13806193
I'm going to make corn bread one day because this post made me remember the taste of it.

>> No.13810425

>>13810383
You're right! Good goy

>> No.13810431

>>13806760
>a small part of the top shelf is empty
what the fuck is this shortage shit?! i want to speak to the manager!!

>> No.13810436

>>13810425
How can you buy the store brand when there's no store brand equivalent?

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>>13810436
I was thinking about Target. Target has their own store brand. I assumed Walmart did too

>> No.13810687

>>13806167
I yearn to wander the ruins of society with a Cheese Balls barrel strapped to my back

>> No.13811099

>>13806334
WHY MY PEEPEE HARD

>> No.13811108

>>13810687
What is you NPC quest and moral alignment?

>> No.13811113

>>13806796
>>13806787
>>13806782
>>13806779
>>13806772
>>13806760
I would be one thing if they where sold out but no one seems to be buying them.

>> No.13811123

>>13811113
Who took these photos though? It might be amused employees right after they were forced to stock entire shelves of cheese ball barrels, aka before anyone had a chance to buy any.

>> No.13811208

>>13811123
Maybe it is photoshop

>> No.13811227

>>13811108
i assume hes a tom bombadil esque character

>> No.13811251

My cheese craps are coming quite nicely. I'll have a nice cheese crap harvest soon.

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>>13811113

>> No.13811308

>>13806760
>>13806779
>>13806782
>>13806787
>>13806796
>>13806772

Is that some sort of fetish?

>> No.13811328

>>13806193
It's called a "cat tail" plant (pic related), anon.

>> No.13811344

>>13811296
lol I take that back then.

>> No.13811347

>>13811308
No that's Wonder Bread

>> No.13811363

>>13806167
These fuck up the roof of your mouth worse than captain crunch.

>> No.13811377

>>13806334
god i wish that were me

>> No.13811380

>>13810687
kino post

>> No.13811408

>>13811363
They're balls, you're supposed to suck on them, not bite them.

>> No.13811425

Wait so these aren't cheetos????

>> No.13811426

>>13811408
that's gay

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>>13811308

>> No.13811464

>>13808380
dont do this it creates mustard gas

>> No.13811499

>>13811425
That they can even be classified as food is mind-boggling.

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>>13811308
>>13811462
Imagine filling your bathtub with cheese balls and submerging yourself.

And then eating your way out of the cheese ball pit.

God I'm so horny right now.

>> No.13812667

>>13812661
If you farted, the flow of air would make them all jump up.

>> No.13812682

>>13811296
yeah its retarded, i was stopped from buying 4 bottles of tonic water because there was a limit on 3 per item on everything in the store. actual food and essentials sure but come on

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>> No.13812972

>>13806167
this doesn't even look like an actual cheese

>> No.13812983

>>13811464
*nicotine (if you doing it wrong)

>> No.13813811

>>13810292
*Soviet accent* Comrades and parties afflicted by the coronavirus mutation will receive supplementary wage bonuses in the form of one cheese ball barrel and a pint of McCormick's whiskey