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Anonymous Sat Mar 21 02:33:59 2020 No.13808475 [Reply] [Original]

I posted about 2 months ago...
The grant from the government I got for my land is still good.
But.
I literally just moved here, invested everything, have a good crop going. And USDA "agents" just told me to destroy every crop I just started to grow.
-they're tiny little yellow corn dent crops
-tiny non-gmo soy bean patch
-private garden with over 50 plant types
I asked why
They said "possible contamination of covid-19"
I ask
Are you literally talking about corona virus?
They say
Yes
I ask
Isnt that just for restaurants and stuff?
>no
I get pretty upset
WHAT? YOU CAN TEST ME AND MY FAMILY AND ANIMALS. I DONT HAVE IT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
They keep repeating variations of
"if you don't we are going to come back with a warrant"
tell them to get a warrant
they stay for over 40 minutes until my son comes home from work
tell them
fine ill destroy my crops, but what if i dont?
he says
we're going to come back and destroy them
i say
okay, fine
they leave
talk with family
they understand
come to only outlet in life ive ever had on the internet
ask if i should defend my tiny farm i just acquired with mostly my money and a tiny government grant to get the rights to the land or wait it out for the "virus" propaganda

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 02:35:54 2020 No.13808478 >>13808475 why would someone lie on the internet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 02:42:24 2020 No.13808485 File: 93 KB, 500x300, facepalm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13808478 you're right, what was i thinking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 03:12:30 2020 No.13808535 big farma used their paid-off USDA cronies to crush another little guy. tale as old as time. They don't give a shit about the virus. But there's nothing you can do either

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 03:13:54 2020 No.13808538 >>13808475 op is a huge retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 03:15:28 2020 No.13808542 >>13808475 Your fault for being involved with the government even .0001%

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 03:36:56 2020 No.13808583 Are you the one that said he was going to start of commune but said I couldn't get any socialist pussy? Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 03:42:39 2020 No.13808590 Let them come back with the paper work, if it all checks out then just do what they ask and start over. Just get all the paper work and a lawyer involved, if you don't have a lawyer, get one. It's retarded to not have a lawyer for multiple reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 06:43:13 2020 No.13808838 this is why government is never on your side. a man grows his own food and gets crushed because of fat bureaucrats exercising their paper will.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 21 09:08:48 2020 No.13809040
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>be long-time farmer
>see retard buy up land near me and start competing farm
>dress up as usda agent and tell him to destroy his crops because coronavirus
>he does

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 10:03:35 2020 No.13809174 >>13808475 If they stayed and argued even after you demanded a warrant, they probably can't get one. You should have ordered them off the property and to stay off until they get a warrant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 10:06:25 2020 No.13809182 File: 12 KB, 213x237, BC34895A-DA33-4478-9672-2882BCE98C0A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13808535 >big farma

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 10:13:42 2020 No.13809212 File: 2.87 MB, 352x199, D6087ECA-D5FD-4706-9CC8-7B6B9174123C.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13808475 I’m sure this is 100% true, and went down exactly this way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 10:15:35 2020 No.13809222 >>13809212 Confirmed dumbass from Reddit. OP is obviously trolling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 10:23:06 2020 No.13809246 >>13809222 I was joking you stupid fuck holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 10:24:36 2020 No.13809249 File: 52 KB, 349x642, 3FB7D6F3-A9A0-49BA-8904-4F0E7B4062AD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13809246

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 11:40:44 2020 No.13809477 >>13809212 yikes dude

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 14:42:29 2020 No.13810094 >>13808475 what did you want us to say

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 14:49:28 2020 No.13810115 People here believe this? Why dont you just get a lawyer

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:17:27 2020 No.13810465 >>13808475 >"shall not be infringed Fed Boy."

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:46:34 2020 No.13811054 >>13810465 lel

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:48:52 2020 No.13811065 >>13808475 I hope you go to jail, bioterrorist sum

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:48:57 2020 No.13811067 File: 310 KB, 658x839, 1422330135680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13808535 >>13809182 He meant Big Ag, but Big Farma is funnier.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:49:56 2020 No.13811072
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>>13811067
>pig farma

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:52:00 2020 No.13811084 >>13809249 No, Poe's law won't get you out of this one. You're the moron here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 19:13:28 2020 No.13811173 >>13808535 >there's nothing you can do either Go tell that to /k/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 19:14:47 2020 No.13811178 >>13809212 Based. Fuck op, and fuck role players

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 19:15:37 2020 No.13811181 >>13811173 Yes, he needs to get Dino Tendies involved. The Possum King will know what to do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 19:19:53 2020 No.13811198 >>13811173 Yeah, they'll furiously try to clean their guns but will shrivel up when they realize they have no idea how to break them down.