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why no webmthread?
post foodrelated webms

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>> No.13809541 [DELETED] 

Tofu is much like the Chinese. It's just a soulless entity.

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>> No.13810266

dude weed lmao

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>> No.13810391

Now here's the three real hacks on tofu:
>Stop being a faggot
>Throw that shit away
>Buy real food

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>> No.13810512

Blatantly unfair. The guy eating the pumpkin pie has a huge advantage over the guy eating the much denser heavier pies. I hope they at least agreed to the pie choice before hand.

>> No.13810526

why do 99% of scrambled eggs look like this online? I have to struggle to make mine not look uniform and fluffy. what are they doing differently?

>> No.13810556

too high heat, eggs not mixed enough before going in the pan. You're doing it right, they are not

>> No.13810559

>blatantly unfair
No amount of handicap can stop Ja/ck/ from demolishing his opposition.

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basic bitch

>> No.13810666

god what a cheap ass watch, who the fuck does she thinks she is wearing something so fucking cheap

god this is why i fucking hate muscular women they can't dress for shit and they'll go out and get a $40 fucking watch and think oh yeah this is the perfect thing to wear while i shove this shit down my throat making me look like a disgusting pig

god fuck this stupid whore jesus FUCK

>> No.13810683

I love her even more now, and hate you more intensely. Take your conspicuous consumption back to Facebook.

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>> No.13811939

you have autism.

>> No.13811945

But why though..

>> No.13811951

Almost every day I lose more faith in humanity I didnt know I had

>> No.13811958

>Maybe itll be funny when I post it the 50th time

>> No.13811980

~15 years ago, my dad and I were going on a fishing trip and stopped at a Hardee's on the Ohio turnpike. We got our burgers and fries and sat down to eat. A couple tables over there was a couple of vegan-looking creatures eating flowers or whatever. The guy ate like the guy eating pizza in your vid. My dad, a big, burly Vietnam vet guy, stood up to take his tray to the trash, walked by Mr. Whole Foods looked him in the eye and called him a faggot. Loudly.

Love you dad.

>> No.13811985

Your father was a complete fucking dunderhead. What an insecure piece of shit.

>> No.13812834

Are you making them American style or British style?

>> No.13812846

i love how this image is supposed to imply something, that the guy on the left is a fag and the guy on the right is """Based"""

lets be real here,
guy on the left probably has a well paying cushy job, is in great health, mindful of his actions and decisions, and ultimately careful and a more advanced person.

Guy on the right is eating like he got out of prison, no self control or pacing, and is overweight.

who's the real winner here?

>> No.13812860

youre the first one to imply any such thing

>> No.13812872

What's this skit from?

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>> No.13812882

>t. fag

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>> No.13812985

>the replies
God, I love /ck/
Reminds me of a Boris vid

>> No.13812995

This appears impressive, but also idk whats in that dumb burrito, so I can't really tell if it's impressive or just retarded
Now That's What I Call Retarded: 8

>> No.13812996

What exactly did he supposedly do to earn the cake? What the fuck is this even supposed to be?

>> No.13813001

God fucking dammit I hate stoners. One of my neighbors has been blazing up from 9 in the morning to 2 at night every day for the last week and it's coming in through my bedroom vents. Why are they such disgusting deadbeats?

>> No.13813011

Honestly? Pizza blotter is kind of a cutie and i'd like you drop a load all over his face

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Now those are some pic related.

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>> No.13813290

it's funny that where I live we don't really have white eggs, they're always brown

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The guy on the left IS a fag and the guy on the right is a planned performance for jew views.

lurk moar

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>> No.13813308

>deep fry
Stop it, he's already dead.

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>> No.13813331

how what moron? you've never seen street vendors before?

>> No.13813335

he earned it by sitting on his ass pestering people as they walk by

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This is probably the most incel reeking post I've ever read on this site

>> No.13813357

Well it was the world record timed by Guinness
Apparently she does it alot, haven't watched the video so I don't know if there is a proper filling requirement.

>> No.13813371

what the actual fuck did I just watch

>> No.13813374
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>triple cooked chicken breast.

>> No.13813376

>green fucking potatoes.

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Here's your (you)

>> No.13813415

Tofu is actually soy.

>> No.13813416

>chicken breasts
>one hour
It's over before it begins.

>> No.13813418

They're both staged, Dumbo.

>> No.13813419

The guy on the right is supposed to strike you as a slob you idiot.

>> No.13813423

Usually sensualists are the most filthy people. Dude lust. Dude sex. If their homes are that disgusting, just imagine the inside of their souls. Reminder to bridle your passions as you would a horse or they will rob you of all control over life for illusionary cheap pleasures that when you are apart from, you will be sad and discontent .

>> No.13813426

Why wouldn't you just hold your spoon and fork normally without attaching it to the phone?

>> No.13813431

This is why I advocate arming homeless people with guns.

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>> No.13813448

>real food
Muh burger with extra dollop of cheese.

>> No.13813467

Because that wouldn't be funny.

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>> No.13813503

can someone post the chinaman eating a rat head first?

>> No.13813508

>chicken stock

>> No.13813511

wagie, can you not read? It says vegetable stock.

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>> No.13813551

I'm your neighboor

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>> No.13813603

cannibalism is so disturbing.

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Happy Corona-decade

>> No.13813688

purple is not a color that belongs in food and pretty sure sprinkles don't even count as food

>> No.13813729

The bugs don't bother as much as seeing her chew with her mouth open desu

>> No.13813745

So is it a complete coincidence that some Japanese porn happened to resemble that greentext story about the eggs or did they reference that on purpose?

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>> No.13813759

>purple is not a color that belongs in food
Uh, grapes, idiot?

>> No.13813777

Why just I am an *bleches* American. I need real fo *sharts* ood. *Opens a bag of crisps*. ONly the best diet will due *Cracks open a Mtn Dew*. We here in *fats* USA only *Wipes burger grease from chins* only eat the finest *Throws Banquet Meal in Microwave* food. *Has heart attack for the 5th time*

>> No.13813798

I used to unironically take fat off takeaway pizza. Lately because of corona I've been sucking up as much fat as possible because of corona and my limited supplies.

>> No.13813818

This is a fakery

>> No.13813825

Satan trips

She shouldn’t be showing her cleavage tho

>> No.13813828

Your dad is a bully and that’s not a nice thing
What kind of boomer retard reached his son to hate like that
And shame on you for not recognizing how messed up that behaviour is

>> No.13813841

How is he filming when both his hands aren't holding the camera

>> No.13813855

The virgin lunch vs The Chad Degustation

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>> No.13813942

Ugh what gross debauchery is this??

>> No.13813958

It's a cake, dipshit.

>> No.13813973

I was praying at the end that attention fag got stabbed and bled out

>> No.13813981

yeah same here, I always feel like white ones are more artificial somehow even though I know there's no difference

>> No.13813985

true, they just look so squeaky clean like something that comes from a factory

>> No.13814006

With beans as a filling?

What the fuck.

>> No.13814010

Oh, brilliant.

>> No.13814013

I's a japanese thing, they didn't get chocolate until after WW2

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That's gonna be a yikes from me dawg

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>> No.13814073

god I hope all the European countries genocide themselves and have all their women be impregnated by packs of diseased niggers. they deserve it.

>> No.13814103

>genocide themselves
corona-chan is doing a good job of that already

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>> No.13814115

You're not one of those people that actually hate soy just because of the meme, right?

>> No.13814116

grossness aside, is beer cheese dip really that easy to make?

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>> No.13814160

I'm surprised all the /pol/lacks haven't gone vegan yet, the amount of estrogen in milk products and all the hormones in meat will turn them into weak emasculated milkboys if things proceed like this

>> No.13814161

Are women really this jealous?

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I just find the long nails overrated but holy shit, bro.

>> No.13814238

I do this with my 6 year old to make him eat the end pieces

>> No.13814245

opie and anthony

>> No.13814264

Cake is still wrapped in plastic, I'd still eat it.

>> No.13814269

wow I can't believe don't know what this is. even more newfags then I realized.

it's from oppie and anthony and yes that dud is a notorious cunt

>> No.13814273

The absolutely most touched and germiest thing we own, and putting your utensils right onto the dirtiest portion of that. This was SNL parody, and not real right?

>> No.13814293

you're making this image way funnier than it is supposed to be.

>> No.13814321

that's funny, to me it seemed more like a woman than an incel

>> No.13814326

It wasn't an SNL parody, but it was a joke.

>> No.13814327

Hey this one's actually cool.

>> No.13814328

she has a beautiful nose.

>> No.13814398

Those beeans are sweet, so it's a pretty decent thing to stuff a donut with.

>> No.13814402

>Murderous tyrants in love

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>> No.13814491

Has be a reference to the green text, although the screenshot anon posted a bit farther up I think is a random copypasta. I swear I remember seeing that green text before 2012

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>> No.13815050

What the FUCK

>> No.13815059

I live for rube goldberg machines desu

>> No.13815071

Yeah. What did you think it would be like?

>> No.13815076

kek, this burger is literally pure carbs
>white burger bun: ~5 g of protein pr. 100 g
>jackfruit: 1.7 g pr. 100 g
I rarely eat meat myself but why try to trick people? At best it's gonna be a nutrient poor imitation of meat that isn't fool anyone since it lacks protein. Just eat lentils and beans for fuck's sake

>> No.13815084

So what do you call white people who act like total niggers?

>> No.13815097

so... Oreos dipped in condensed milk ?

>> No.13815104

Ok incel

>> No.13815127

>Imagine being proud of having an underage dad

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>> No.13815198

that girl (male) is quite adept at having high pressure fluid shoot into their mouth...

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>> No.13815582

whats the joke

>> No.13815610

hey man, I'm a stoner but I'm productive.

>> No.13815622

I heard it lights up when you get a notification too guys, it's pretty cool!

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that's geoduck right?

>> No.13815702

Why not just shit on a plate? Much less effort, same result.

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>> No.13815861

coconut oil is disgusting

>> No.13815862

people who complain about stoners are the worst

>> No.13815999

thanks doc

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>> No.13816079

Only 57 steps! It's that easy!
Carnists btfo!

>> No.13816157

cant someone slip some arsenic into the recipe?

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>> No.13816348

you are such an immense retard to the point where I cant even find a proper reaction image to respond to your incredibly dense statement

>> No.13816355

good ol plinkett

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Youre either a woman or a pessimistic type incel

youre right tho, muscular women are disgusting

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>ywn cross drumsticks with glorious leader
I don't think I'm gonna make it bros.

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>Muh dick.

>> No.13816612

>What if I were to tell you that...
Every fucking time with these faggots. They're just so impressed with themselves because they can make shit that isn't meat seem like meat to unsuspecting idiots who probably just think "huh that's an odd pulled pork sandwich, but whatever." Culinary masters have been able to pull this off for decades if not centuries and never fucking bothered because veganism is retarded, and yet every time some fucking tard makes a mushroom resemble a steak, it's some feat worth making a video about. Go fuck yourself.

>> No.13816614

That is so fresh.

>> No.13816735


It's a meme you dip

>> No.13816786

I tried these before and they're pretty good desu ka
They also didn't bake bread until then, so it's pretty obvious that they used the bean filling on purpose.

>> No.13816792

>being this much of a fag

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>> No.13816903

Finally Jack has found his true calling.

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>> No.13816910

Shut up you dumb fuckin hippy

>> No.13816945

it infuriates me how she just dumps sauce all over it and her hand.

>> No.13816962

chode duck

>> No.13816986

Wrong side dude

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>> No.13817000

Heh. He's kind of a wild guy. All his friends agree he's crazy.

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seethe more

>> No.13817047

>Destroying a perfectly good jackfruit with a mockery of a recipe

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>that dry looking cake
>nothing to drink with

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>> No.13817248

>american "bread"

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>> No.13817339

I wouldn't mind Jess pulling my pork, if you catcc my drift

>> No.13817347

Wiggers. It's a phrase that predates this millennium.

>> No.13817390

is this jaw strength achievable natty?

>> No.13817400

not a joke, just pointing out that it was vegetable stock and not chicken stock like the other anon claimed

>> No.13817772

or maggotts

>> No.13817827

oh wow that's silly of anon

>> No.13817853

ah right cheers

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>> No.13817958

He couldn't even spell belches right either. Fucker don't know owt about Americans.

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>> No.13818008

is that the kid he choked out for smoking weed?

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is pretty stupid how vegans want to make vegetarian versions of meat plates instead of calling it what they are

>> No.13818013

Oh my god based Dad.
You swag to the maximum
Swag on a hunnid-thousand, hundred-trillion
Oh goddamn, Based Dad

>> No.13818191

they say vegans are angry at people not being vegans. but if u eat a little tofu the meateaters fucking shit thei pants lol

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>> No.13818204

yes tofu is made from soybeans. everybody know that.
it is from good soybeans tho, all the bad soy that ruins the world you read about is the soy they give to animals.

tofysoy is just good, as long as you don't eat very very much. but nothing is good in large quantities

>> No.13818225

>not calling it Wuhan wings

>> No.13818247

why do people say sausage instead of pigassholes?

>> No.13818253

Because they are different things

>> No.13818266

Anyone who eats pizza using cutlery is a faggot.

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>> No.13818354

Imagine jack going to town on your booty hole whilst you jack off

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>> No.13818378

>called him a faggot
>Love you dad
Ohh the irony

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>> No.13818516

What is this?!

>> No.13818517

Is that the fucking eggman in his booth in the background

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deed it is him

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Eggscelent post.

>> No.13818559

>takes a wild tumble rolling on the ground
>the fort holds steadfast
>surly man still didn't get out

>> No.13818597

the butter thing is pure genius

>> No.13818630

absolute chad

>> No.13818642

fun fact: he actually broke the laptop during this

>> No.13818655

Add milk

>> No.13818665

Do Americans really?

>> No.13818677

I was waiting for maggots to errupt.

>> No.13818691

im surprised the laptop didnt kill the toddler. would be a cool rube goldberg abortion

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your thread has been hi /jack/ed

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no that jack jr, jack choked his older son garret

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>> No.13818729

Mutts Law

>> No.13818739

Iron deficiency is no joke.

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>> No.13818769

>this kills the chicken

>> No.13818856

>Big Boss grill
>Can seemingly survive food that would kill a normal man
Is Jack the fourth clone of Naked Snake?

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My god you fucking retards like to whine don't you? I have to smell your shitty curry all day or cigarette smoke or whatever nasty fucking food you cook all of which will actually sinks into fabrics and remains for a long time so you can smell some fucking reefer smoke or vapour for 10 minutes that will then disappear forever

>> No.13818870

based Opie what a chad

>> No.13818902

hippies btfo

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>> No.13819244

The guy really is a genuine sociopath.

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>> No.13819348

I don't give a fuck what watch she wears when she shoves my dick down her throat

>> No.13819364

Guy on the left probably has AIDS

>> No.13819365

Anyone have the green olive, cherry tomato spaghetti gif? It was posted two days ago and I was going to make it but forgot some ingredients.

>> No.13819367


Is left satire? I'm going to assume it's satire.

>> No.13819372

>1. Shock and Denial

>> No.13819380

Looks like an ISIS execution video, I ain't click that shit nigga.

>> No.13819383

It's even worse.

>> No.13819386

>Cut sea scallops to bay scallop size
>Basically making cornbread twice

>> No.13819408

>the butter crack injection
top kek

>> No.13819417

Do Americans really...

>> No.13819431

Either this guy is the ultimate weeb or this was actually filmed in Japan.

>> No.13819440

Not gonna lie, looks pretty badass

>> No.13819442

Yes, obviously. Much like how the right is staged and it's his friend filming.

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The one on the right is legit. He just came out of a two-week quarantine for coronavirus.

>> No.13819452

down south, yes. Hopefully Coronavirus gets them

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that file name

>> No.13819470

her face morphs like 5 times in this video

>> No.13819509

you lost me at horses

>> No.13819510

I fgeel the same way. I am a real egg perfectionist and can;t stand how unmixed they usually are. same with fried eggs, which are 90% of the time WAY overdone and brown.

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>I am a real egg perfectionist

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>> No.13819517

grosest part is the skippy "peanut butter" (sugary peanuts) and "jelly" (sugary jam which would be sweet enough without extra) on surely a wonderbread loaf of some kind, which is sugary.

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Most people who know who that is pray for the same thing every day.
But watching him become the new Scorch isn't bad either.

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>> No.13819547

>ywn eat still beating heart

>> No.13819554

>chikn makes egg
>refuses to poop
>creates a new egg around it
It's like when you install mods in oblivion and glitches happen

>> No.13819561

Only if you've never eaten sugar.

>> No.13819788

Leave it to niggers to fuck up seafood. There is no easy way to make seafood bad, but there it is.

>> No.13819834

ah come on, that is kinda cute

>> No.13819937

you can reduce anything to ingredients and eat it as porridge, making something creative is the point.

>> No.13819965

im guessing its a shokugeki no souma live action show, since it looks pretty silly.

>> No.13819977

Do to the nature of the hard subs on it, I'm gonna say it's some hong kong flick...

Maybe one half of a Godfrey Ho hack job.

>> No.13820190

You are reading too much into it faggot.
The guy on the left is a faggot like you, cares too much about what others think of him and is one extreme, while the guy on the right is a disgusting pig with zero fucks given about what others think aka the other extreme.

>> No.13820252

How does this webm manage to enter every thread?

>> No.13820288

Christ there is no race of people uglier than the Koreans

>> No.13820362

>mindful of his actions and decisions

If this were true, he'd know that taking the grease off the top of the pizza is useless as it won't remove any significant calories from it

>> No.13820387

i think what you meant to ask is "how does he manage to exit out of his shack?"

>> No.13820837

>have no table manners

>> No.13820864

I feel like cooking scallops that long is a really bad idea.

>> No.13820874

>insanely dulled nails
Can China go 5 minutes without lying about some bullshit?

>> No.13820918

>sugary jam
Or as people who aren't retarded call it, "jam." Because jam has a lot of sugar in it.

>> No.13820927

Not as much as American jelly, but less than American jello which is what I would call jelly.

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>> No.13820947

Can't believe he gave up his mega jaw strength the instant he drank that coconut milk

>> No.13820968

i mean thats great and all, but not only do you not know if its burned, you would also not know if its raw

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just press the chicken, if its stiff then its good

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>> No.13821021

>this is a pizza burrito
thats a fucking rolled up pizza

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>> No.13821030

nigga the fuck you think a burrito is. rolled up food.

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>> No.13821057

Do Americans really

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>> No.13821099

Who's getting paid here?

>> No.13821100

She's smiling with amusement as though this is a novel activity for her. Is it really on the menu?

>> No.13821118

This. Gooks disguise their true bug features with filters like some alien trying to assimilate into human society.

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go to bed bateman

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Who is he? Where was this shot? I always imagine this video was taken early in the morning, maybe before dawn, hence the lighting. I like to imagine that all those eggs are there because he's just getting started, his egg stand just opened, and he'll be using every one of those eggs by the end of the day. I wish I could be one of his customers, standing in the pre-dawn mist, awaiting my morning reward from the surly egg king, before starting a hard, fulfilling day of work.

>> No.13821186

halfway through this damn vid and I'm already exhausted

>> No.13821201

imagine if that was ur benis

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>> No.13821223

quit being such a tightass dude just go over and blaze it and make some friends once in a while, damn

>> No.13821230

that's a halloween dish, that's bloody bat wings!

>> No.13821231


Yet they blame us for the spread.

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what is this?!

>> No.13821305

alright this might taste good but why does she just set aside half of the cornbread mix?

>> No.13821320

I'll have what he's having.

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>> No.13821615

I've had that before and it's actually real good.

>> No.13821661

fucking vegans

>> No.13821739

Even if it’s made properly it’s still unseasoned tofu and the breading will be the only appealing part of it.

>> No.13821983

>will you guys are just as bad, man
Shut up you stupid stoner

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>well it was kind excesive with all those ingredients but doesn't look that ba...
>oh shit i don't like were this is going...
>oh my god why?
>ok i done with this shit
Surprised that they didn't deep fried that whole "pizza" again and put on the oven again

>> No.13822546

Vegans are the joke.

>> No.13822662

I swear this sentence structure makes no sense.
Not as much as American jelly, but less than (not as much as) American jello which is what i would call jelly?

>> No.13822727

>that tiny feminine bite of potato
>effete face and mannerisms
>post irony moustache

>> No.13822743

Your Dad is based
You're a fag for loving a dude though

>> No.13822788

gay hands typed this post

>> No.13822860

why wouldn't he eat them otherwise?

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