/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13825718]

I needs it bruhs.

[Anonymous No.13825766]

Then go get it, it's not like there's a shortage going on.

[Anonymous No.13825773]

Who the fuck still eats Top Ramen in 2020? You can find much better brands in the fucking gas station convenience store.

[Anonymous No.13825837]

>>13825773
Brand recognition

[Anonymous No.13825845]

>>13825718
>Top Ramen
Pleb

[Anonymous No.13825855]

>>13825718
When the whole social distancing shit began I said "maybe this will at least make a few of these Millennial retards learn how to do some basic cooking for fucking once" but I am starting think I was too optimistic.
They're just going to live on delivery pizzas and ramen, aren't they? Thirty-year-olds with jobs and spouses living like college students. How pathetic.

[Anonymous No.13825940]

>>13825845
never gonna make it

[Soriano !7WqQ1T/q2E No.13826457]

>>13825718
That comes out to 16 cents a pack which is pretty good. My goddamn grocery store sells ramen packs for a quarter.

[Anonymous No.13826465]

>>13826457
>tripfag
no one gives a shit. seek attention elsewhere faggot

[Soriano !7WqQ1T/q2E No.13826470]

>>13826465
I have my trip on because I have been posting cooking threads and don't want people to come into the thread and start posting fake posts pretending to be me

So shut the fuck up you little cocksucker

[Anonymous No.13826479]

>>13826470
If your cooking is worth noticing people will recognise you by the look of your kitchen or your plates.

[Anonymous No.13826482]

>>13826470
wow a tripfag being an insufferable faggot, who knew. kys

[Soriano !7WqQ1T/q2E No.13826498]

>>13826479
My kitchen does have a distinctive look but I don't want it to be mistaken for someone else's

>>13826482
Fuck off you little homo

[Anonymous No.13826503]

>>13826470
ykes

[Anonymous No.13826504]

>>13825855
I haven't seen anything but fresh (read, no long term storage) vegetables in stock for about 3 weeks now.

[Anonymous No.13826505]

>>13826498
Look at this tripfag. Here faggot, have a you.

[Anonymous No.13826508]

>>13826498
post your slops of shit you cranky faggot. I need a good laugh

[Soriano !7WqQ1T/q2E No.13826516]

>>13826505
FUCK YOU
>>13826508
I already have a thread up about hot links, go find it

[Anonymous No.13826518]

>>13825940
>eating 2nd tier Indonesian noodle
Total pleb

[chop No.13826523]

tripfigs will be first against the wall
Who will be second? You guessed it; Frank Stallone

>>13825718
I almost never have ramens but when I do it's the Korean one with the firebreathing chicken on the packet. Not just because they're spicy but also because the noodles themselves appear to be of a better quality.

[Anonymous No.13826525]

>>13826516
you made a trip for a thread about fucking hotlinks? jesus christ what a faggot you are. end your life

[Anonymous No.13826533]

>>13826504
Odd, in my small town it's the opposite. Everyone bought all the fresh meat and produce. Guess it's because everyone here knows how to cook and store veggies.

[Soriano !7WqQ1T/q2E No.13826540]

>>13826525
I didn't want anyone impersonating me in the thread

[Anonymous No.13826541]

>>13826540
why would anyone impersonate a faggot

[Soriano !7WqQ1T/q2E No.13826548]

>>13826541
You wouldn't believe the amount of impersonation I have seen on /ck/. People love to pretend to be others and take credit for others cooking. It's shameful behavior, but people keep right on doing it. I'm going to make some Chef Boyardee for lunch soon and give it a review (it's the classic beefaroni flavor which I haven't tried yet) and make a thread. I hope you'll stick around for it.

[Anonymous No.13826571]

>>13826548
there was some comedic genius who kept impersonating me when I was namefigging.
Guess what I stopped doing (most of the time)

[Anonymous No.13826586]

>>13826548
fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.13826613]

>Soriano
Incredibly cringe and faggotpilled

[Anonymous No.13826644]

>>13825845
Based.

[Anonymous No.13826659]

>>13826470
nobody fucking cares who you are, nobody's ever going to try to impersonate you faggot

[Anonymous No.13826661]

>>13826548
>Notice my hot links, read how I feel about chef boiardee, Im a special boi with a name
Go be a faggot on Reddit u cock gargling double nigger

[Soriano !7WqQ1T/q2E No.13826895]

>>13826613
I took my name from Alfonso Soriano who was a baseball player for the Hiroshima Carp, Yankees, Rangers, Nationals, and Cubs. He was a good player but he was not a student of the game. He quit playing for the Hiroshima Carp because they made him work too hard. He never put any effort into playing second base or leftfield. He made an enormous number of fielding errors. So why did I name myself after Soriano? To remind myself to give it my all in everything I do, so I don't become like Soriano; a highly talented underachiever.

Pic related it is Soriano

>>13826661
Shut up you double jannie

[Anonymous No.13826909]

>>13826895
You named yourself after a lazy negro then. At least you got something right.

[Anonymous No.13826949]

>>13826909
If you go look at his thread, he lives in absolute squalor. You can just ignore him.

[Soriano !7WqQ1T/q2E No.13826980]

>>13826949
I'll admit my place is a little messy, but to call it squalor is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.13827019]

>>13826980

[Anonymous No.13827063]

I know cheap shit brands are cheap shit, can anyone tell me a "top five" raman brands to actually seek out? Looking for something commonly exported to western countries.
I quit instant noodles 20 years ago because they sucked, but I realized I never had "the good ones" properly prepared with appropriate additions. Where to go to revisit this?

[Anonymous No.13827147]

>>13825773
lol thinking instant ramen tastes any better from brand to brand when it’s all shit

[Anonymous No.13827160]

>>13827063
If you find yourself at "The Ramen Rater," ask yourself if you should be taking advice from such a fat retarded blob of a man.

[Anonymous No.13827162]

>>13827147
There's more than just Top Ramen and Maruchan, retard.

[Anonymous No.13827183]

>>13825845
>indonesian faggot noodles rather than CHAD true japanese ramen
Yeah, call me when you're done being a cuck

[Anonymous No.13827203]

>>13827063
Sapporo Ichiban tonkotsu white chicken
Maruchan creamy chicken

[Anonymous No.13828209]

>>13825845
ok ive had enough of this.
THis shit aint that good
it aint fucking 2 second ramen
ITS AIGHT at best
top ramen still has it

[Anonymous No.13829291]

>>13827183
>Top Ramen
>True Japanese ramen
>Chad
You've fucked yourself right there

>>13828209
>it aint fucking 2 second ramen
Tell me which ramen has 2 second cooking time?
>ITS AIGHT at best
Wrong

[Anonymous No.13829302]

>>13826470
Woooooooow

[Anonymous No.13829320]

>>13829291
Holy shit my store just got these a few weeks ago. I tried one of each of the 3 flavors they had, just cooked them by direction to begin with, and then went back and bought like 20 more of the fuckers.
You got any protips on things you've done with em?

Fucking god tier.

[Anonymous No.13829322]

>>13829291
>>13825845
>faggot seasian getting buttmad
nobody wants your overpriced indonesian noodles

[Anonymous No.13829350]

>>13825845

This is now a noodle cringe thread
https://youtu.be/gTQ9aE27EfA

[Anonymous No.13829353]

>>13829322
Well, everybody wants that

[Anonymous No.13829367]

>>13829320
I always add poached eggs and grilled sausage to those Mi Goreng Jumbos. You could try with boneless grilled chicken and slice it

[Anonymous No.13830373]

>>13826980
shut up faggot

[Anonymous No.13830461]

>>13825718
Fuck I wish we had decent ramen so cheap in Europe

[Anonymous No.13830519]

>>13825718
till it kills me

[Anonymous No.13830521]

>>13825718
I'd have to pay 12euro for the same amount, i hate the eu, i hate germany, let me in reeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.13830619]

>>13830521
Its expensive because it’s garbage

[Anonymous No.13830626]

>>13825773
Who the fuck still cares what anyone else eats in any goddamn year. Go be hungry somewhere else, fucking eastern yuropoor.

[Anonymous No.13830722]

>>13830521
Go home, Mehmet