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webm thread

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>>13826816
A man ahead of his time

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>> No.13826996

>>13826926
do americans really just scrape cheese on to everything jesus christ

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>>13826970

>> No.13827005

>>13826996
thats raclette faggot
the french and swiss do that

>> No.13827012

>>13826816
What a retard

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>> No.13827025

>>13826996
I know this is stupid bait, but raclette is a Swiss concoction you mongoloid

>> No.13827027

>>13827013
Crisp sandwiches are a tasty snack, but only cheese and onion flavour and only real butter on the bread

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can someone post that scene from chef?

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>>13827053

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>> No.13827075

>>13827012
Why?

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>>13827000

>> No.13827135

>>13827053
American """"""""""""cheese""""""""""""

>> No.13827136
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>>13827000
with the Babby cup fast approaching and /ck/ competing again (and probably with restored models for our players, including the Surly King) i am looking for input regarding our player roster.

what fresh memes do you guys think should represent our 4CC team?

>> No.13827138

>>13827072
The fucking state of that

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>>13827136
for reference this is our roster from half a year ago


if anyone is interested in helping out with the team (in testing or manging or just in stuff like making models) that would also be very appreciated, just reply and I'll give you more infos

>> No.13827153

>>13827012
Because he's acting like a child. You're supposed to twirl the fork and then eat it, not hard. Cutting it like that is gong to leave loads of little bits at the end of the meal that he'll either have to scrape up or throw away.

>> No.13827155

>>13827136
>>13827150

Kay
Surly King of course
Ja/ck/
The salt guy

>> No.13827166

>>13827150
Ja/ck/ raw pink chicken or that Kays cooking

>> No.13827168

>>13826819
2 much budder

>> No.13827170
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>>13826989
who is this guy?

>> No.13827175

>>13827013
chip buttys have chips innit no crisp dumb yank

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>>13827021

>> No.13827178

>>13827075
He doesn't even chew his food.

>> No.13827179

>>13827150
Bread sandwich

>> No.13827180

>>13827062
keking at the finename

>> No.13827185

>>13827136
Yea, salty boi.

>> No.13827192
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>>13827179
thats currently included under 'english '''food'''

>>13827166
>>13827155
understood, outsourcing ja/ck/ from the cringy foodtubers as his own entity makes sense.

>> No.13827198

>>13827053
You should see this faggot following his chinky taco man around like a beaten dog on the show.

"Yes chef, No chef" like a complete bitch.

>> No.13827207

>>13827072
Jesus christ bai its a fucking sandwich

>> No.13827208

>>13827192
yeah Ja/ck/ and Kay may be youtubers, but they warrant their own players

>> No.13827211

>>13827198
What the fuck are you talking about, buddy? This is from a movie

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>>13827177

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>> No.13827223

>>13827211
There's now two seasons of The Chef Show on netflix. And i'm not your buddy, pal.

>> No.13827240

>>13827150
Some type of hipster food

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>>13827213
Is this the directors cut?

>> No.13827246

>>13827153
Meant for you >>13827075

>> No.13827249

>>13827150

Deenz

>> No.13827250

>>13827185
You Irish?

>> No.13827254

>>13826989
but how does he get out?

>> No.13827256

>>13827249

also Mukbang

>> No.13827264

>>13827207
You Irish?

>> No.13827266

>>13827264
yes

>> No.13827277
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>>13827150
What about SteveMRE or steamed hams?

>> No.13827297

>>13827150
possum zest
nyquil sausages

>> No.13827316

>>13827150
Raspberry air

>> No.13827317

>>13826926
That's a tradition from Switzerland and western Austria you cretin.

>> No.13827320

>>13827175
>>13827027
>brits actually think a shitload of butter on bread with more fucking bread in a good snack
You've lost all rights to criticize amerilards.

>> No.13827324

>>13827221
Do Americans really?

>> No.13827328

>>13827150
pineapple on pizza

>> No.13827331

>>13827324
mexicans mostly. it's prison food, just a mishmash of all the shit you can get at commissary

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>>13827277
probably don't want the team to become 'cooking youtubers general'
admittedly our board has become quite stale and YT focussed but that would still be kinda sad

keep posting suggestions, keep in mind the team represents more than /webm/ threads

>> No.13827334

>>13827324
mexicans*

>> No.13827343

>>13826948
ew, literraly mutt puke food

>> No.13827345

>>13826892

Why is chef john so based

>> No.13827352

>>13826819
The worst part of this webm is the stuck up southern cunt in the pink shirt, you just know she's the type of bitch that shouts at her kid, couldn't give a toss about her, just gives her a eyebrow raise like "oh isn't that nice sweetie, now shut the fuck up im hungry"

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>13826819

>> No.13827374

>>13826970
>>13827000
Holy shit, eggman really makes it

>> No.13827379

>>13827013
that's not what a chip butty is

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>>13827332
what about this?

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>>13827352
im sensing some distress anon

>> No.13827483

>>13827320
>potatoes are bread
Crisp sandwiches are a quick snack, yanks don't know the meaning of restraint. Their version would be 4 different brands of crisps, melted plastic cheese, sugary bread, cold hot dogs and 2 litres of chocolate ice cream flavoured mountain dew

>> No.13827486

>>13827332
Over seasoned nigger food

>> No.13827500

>>13826816
Why didn't he just break it in half before cooking?

>> No.13827534

>>13827413
UMA COROLICIA!

>> No.13827558

>>13827221
fuck you all id eat it

>> No.13827578

>>13826819
I mean a lot of burger sauces are just emulsified soybean oil anyways, not really much healthier than butter. it not being emulsified is unappealing though

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>>13826892
>Dabbing a hard a fuck logpiece into an overcooked egg

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is this the ja/ck/ thread?

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>>13827534

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>>13827639
what the fuck jack

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>> No.13827810

>>13826996
>do Americans really
Rent fucking free

>> No.13827811
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>>13827771
No it's the Joey thread

>> No.13827813
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>> No.13827818

>>13827811
i fucking hate joey so much he is absolutely repulsive

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>>13827818

>> No.13827825

>>13827813
Did he chokeslam him after this?

>> No.13827836

These threads always suck. Its always the same fucking webms and the same jacks shit cooking or some mexican putting sauce over some beans and chips. Suprised that bbq tray webm hasnt been posted yet.

>> No.13827851
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>> No.13827852

>>13827175
>>13827175
>dumb yank
That brand of chips is called Lay's in America, not Walker's, dumb limey.

>> No.13827854

>>13827836
shut up idiot

>> No.13827883

>>13827854
You shutup idiot

>> No.13827886

>>13827343
Don't knock it til you try it. I had one while visiting family in New York, and I'm from Boston.

>> No.13827910

>>13827136
> a turkey heh
> galze
> grocery store jester

>> No.13828055
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>>13827910
>>13827413
>>13827534
noted


keep up suggesting shit and aswelll who should be our medal players and who should be sacked from the team

>> No.13828078

>>13828055
is ja/ck/ on the team?
or steve?

>> No.13828095

>>13828078
currently ja/ck/ is amalgamted into a player representing all the cringy youtbe chefs and celebs into one as just having the team be a list of e-Personalities is not the point of a 4cc team.

thoough ja/ck/ getting his own rosterspot seems to be on the cards

>> No.13828099

>>13828095
i understand that makes sense
the only one i care about is ja/ck/

>> No.13828122

>>13827811
what the fuck is this niggers problem

>> No.13828124

>>13828095
I just want to see the in game character with a dead right arm playing soccer. I'll lose my shit

>> No.13828132

>>13827851
I hate them so much bros. Even more than blacks I think

>> No.13828143

>>13828124
that might actually be possible with current aesthetics tehnology
just need someone to make the model

>> No.13828152

If you're not willing to eat spaghetti properly with a fork and spoon, then why do you even buy spaghetti? There are dozens of other pasta shapes that you will enjoy more.

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>>13827072
Never saw this one before
>salt on top of the bun instead of the toppings

>> No.13828865

>>13827150
deenz

>> No.13828936

>>13828778
that's fucking top notch

>> No.13828959

>>13827150
Where is bangs? root beer

>> No.13828971

>>13827811
Didn't need to see this. Scat porn isn't really my thing.

>> No.13828986

>>13827821
The new Christopher Nolan movie looks good.

>> No.13828991

>>13826996
If that was American the cheese would have been from a jar.

>> No.13829014

>>13827821
I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I unironically want some zaxbys now because of this webm.
Guess I have to leave the quarantine for some tendies.

>> No.13829024

>>13827883
You can film yourself eating a dick. And post it. Not here, but somewhere else.

>> No.13829033

>>13827352
Who the fuck hurt you? Holy shit.

>> No.13829040

>>13826996
It's swiss you fucking moron. And America has the best universities in the world.

>> No.13829042

>>13827886
Who gives a shit where you're from? That gives no credibility positive or negative.

>> No.13829046

>>13827483
You've lost all rights. And they're not yanks "mate". You lost your world naval power. Move on.

>> No.13829050

>>13827020
Aaahhhhh!!!!

>> No.13829185

>>13827352
The place is in the midwest, my dude

>> No.13829204

>>13827020
what the fuck

>> No.13829395

>>13826948
Looks like food at a homeless shelter.

>> No.13829419

>>13827153
You fucking idiot. cutting it like that will make the remaining noodles small, which makes them easy to pick up and eat the same way he's already doing. It just creates more properly cut noodles.

>> No.13829428

>>13826948
Fatfuck Murrican here, you just gave me the munchies and added that joint to my list of places to visit.

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>> No.13829453

>>13829439
The fuck am I watching?

>> No.13829455

>>13826816

a man who wears realtree bibs does not give a single fuck about what anyone thinks.

>> No.13829466

>>13826989

I always bend the knee to the Surly King of Eggfort

>> No.13829477

>>13827821
/ck/ needs sound

>> No.13829503
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>>13829455
>>13829466
>>13829477

>> No.13829504
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>> No.13829507

>>13828132

No, blacks are always worse. But this is pretty fucking awful.

>> No.13829520

>>13828143
definitely the jester

>> No.13829527
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>>13827150
LAMB SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13829548

>>13826816
there's something very handsome about a man encountering a problem and implementing a solution

>> No.13829553

>>13827136
Steve1989 would be great to see on the team

>> No.13829554

>>13829504
Did they died?

>> No.13829560

>>13828959
>>13828865
Seconding deenz and Oilet Bang's

>> No.13829593

>>13828132
you wouldn't say that if you lived around blacks

>> No.13829621

I'm gay btw

>> No.13829622
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>>13829439
>>13829453
Uh...

>> No.13829633

>>13827352
You're projecting anon.

>> No.13829666

>>13829504
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES

>> No.13829696

>>13829428
dogtown serves the best garbage plates, go there instead if you ever find yourself in the unfortunate position of being in rochester

>> No.13829710

>>13827143
How do the eggs get out?

>> No.13829725

>>13827153
>you're supposed to
no. eat shit.

what he's doing actually looks easier.

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>>13827825
more like strokeslam

>> No.13829739
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>> No.13829774

>>13827221
I always watch this whole webm every time it's posted just to renew my hatred of it.

>> No.13829780

>>13827413
Is this how covid 19 made the jump?

>> No.13829781

>>13829731
Maybe some restaurants deserved to be shut down all things considered.

>> No.13829815

>>13827020
That really kicks my southwest.

>> No.13829817

>>13827053
>Bacon
>Not pork roll
Reminder Gotham City is supposed to be In New Jersey.

>> No.13829821

>>13827150
Deenz

>> No.13829829
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>> No.13829843

>>13827221
I hate how they use tongs to place the Doritos like It has some art and reasoning with making these abominations

>> No.13829844

>>13827072
He's actually a shit cook.

>> No.13829849
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>> No.13829856

>>13829839
>Here's your /ck/ thread, sir!

>> No.13829860
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>> No.13829862

>>13827808
Im a different man after watching this.

>> No.13829864

>>13829860
Wow how nice of them, they cooked that whole pile of shit with bare unwashed hands and put it right into a trash bag for the customer to place in any available trash can!

>> No.13829870
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>>13829864
ngl that last part you said made me laugh

>> No.13829911

>>13826816
this is autism
if this were a teenager or young adult, you'd agree with me
but for some reason because it's some old fuck, it's genius
this is autistic behavior. just put the pasta in your fat fucking mouth you piece of ugly fuck

>> No.13829914

>>13829911
No one says it's genius the consensus is that his actions are retarded.

>> No.13829919

>>13829911
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BE AUTISTIC YOU HAVE TO BE NEUROTYPICAL
fuck off to social media normalfag

>> No.13829931

>>13827143
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARENT THEY REFRIGERATED?

>> No.13829964

>>13829931
So they can hatch.

>> No.13830046

>>13827886
thank you for allowing me to dismiss your opinion, since literally everyone from Boston is clinically retarded

>> No.13830057

>>13827062
holy krishna John that is just grilled bread and aged dairy product

>> No.13830073

>>13829849
>Okay its a little weird but I'd eat that
>Bro thats a little much chill
>Disgusting
Why is this the format of so many /ck/ webms?

>> No.13830080

>>13829829
>Completly disgusted
>See his cheeky smile and moustache
O-okay ill try it

>> No.13830091

>>13826948
I am not ok with that much raw white onion, blech.

>> No.13830108

>>13827050
eeeuuAAAGHHH!!!!!!

>> No.13830110

>>13827062
man i wish i had a griddle top

>> No.13830114

>>13827143
ur not supposed to go back there

>> No.13830126

>>13828865
>>13827249
>>13829560
>>13829821
deenz

>> No.13830132

>>13829829
This is confusing.

>> No.13830138
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>>13827072

>> No.13830159

>>13827792
I always expect him to fuck up, and I am always surprised by just how badly he fucks up.

>> No.13830169

>>13829439
What is "frying powder?"

>> No.13830173
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>>13829477
Why, do you wanna hear Jack's tongue extend for a big boy bite?

>> No.13830187

>>13830169
Flour. White flour. Wheat grain ground to a powder with the husk removed, to be precise.

>> No.13830198

>>13830187
Ah, thanks.

>> No.13830211

>>13826948
i have seen garbage plates on US cooking shows before, but they always look like the worst shit that people wouldn't eat at UK school canteens in the 80s.

>> No.13830236

>>13827072
hes abserving that the way i do at the toilet boul after a really weird shit.

>> No.13830249

>>13827277
>cookingwine
if you use cooking wine you are a nigger. full stop.

>> No.13830260

>>13827851
imagine being proud of your heritage because of this.

>> No.13830262

>>13829439
everyone in this webm looks like theyre about to say 'youve chinged your last chong'

>> No.13830264

>>13829731
>using a roller instead of a brush
>>13829781
agreed

>> No.13830273

>>13829849
ive started coaching myself into never saying "surely that must be the end of this horror" whenever i start watching a /ck/ webm.

>> No.13830275

>>13829864
have you never encountered a brown person before?

>> No.13830305

>>13829911
I don't think anyone is condoning his actions anon.

>> No.13830306

>>13830080
me too

>> No.13830464

>>13827150
Deenz

>> No.13830473

>>13829849
What is the best filling for a jacked potato?

>> No.13830486

>>13827150
chili head

>> No.13830503
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>>13828865
>>13829560
>>13830486
>>13830464
>>13829821
on a different note:
Our curent pre-match anthem is the old Iron Chef Theme
what do you think about that, keep t?
replace it? with what?

>> No.13830529

>>13826989
OUT

>> No.13830538

>>13830486
>>13830503

fuck off namefag

>> No.13830540

>>13827175
They're both chips you dumb Brit.

>> No.13830542

>>13827352
i know what you're talking about tho

>> No.13830544

>>13827851
no they fucking don't and it sucks

>> No.13830548

>>13830486
you're a retard and every one knows it

>> No.13830549

>>13827811
i can almost hear this

>> No.13830572

>>13830249
shaoxing cooking wine specifically nigger

>> No.13830732

>>13830503
Good Eats theme? I still think it would be better to keep Iron Chef, as dated as it is.

>> No.13830755
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>> No.13830772

>>13830548
Haha thanks you too

>> No.13830797

>>13830249
>lemme just splash 12 dollars into a Bolognese then

>> No.13830813

>>13830797
This, but without the poorfig sarcasm.

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>>13829739
What a stupid filename.
Everything looks clean and tidy.

>> No.13830829

>>13827277
>not just NICE

>> No.13830850

>>13827150
deenz

>> No.13830851
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13830851

>>13829849
>filename
>it's not the kitchen of a potato submarine

>> No.13830891

>>13830824

Random stranger handles 2x cones.

Cones are returned to be used later.

Covid Cones.

>> No.13830909

>>13829504
>fire on a cloth tablecover

They asked for this

>> No.13830910

>>13830891
Suddenly everybody's an expert on hygiene.

>> No.13830914

>>13829839
These types of restaurants definitely deserved to be shut down

>> No.13830928

>>13827000

based eggy

>> No.13830941

>>13827050
That looks dry as fuck, absolutely disgusting

>> No.13830966

>>13827811
Remember Shadman, who draws the most fucked up porn on the internet, said this was the most disgusting video he'd ever seen.

>> No.13830991

>>13827072
he reminds me of my adopted uncle who has down syndrome. He always did everything with exaggerated flairs like that.

>> No.13831008

>>13830991
Has Salt Bae ever taken off his glasses? Maybe he also has down syndrome.

>> No.13831045

>>13827150
Should have added For me to the line up

>> No.13831063

>>13829844
Best part is he's not a cook, he's a prep boy that tells everyone he's a cook.

>> No.13831141

>>13827851
Fucking disgusting mexicans

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>> No.13831205

>>13830503
I know ramsay was on the team already, but I think BURGAH or thin crust 'za have surpassed him as /ck/ memes in their own right.

>> No.13831289

>>13827771
oil, nice and cold.

>> No.13831322

>>13830236
kek i was just thinking something similar. It's like how scientists look at weird alien stuff they find in a sci fi movie

>> No.13831332

>>13827013
spreads butter like a tard

>> No.13831342

>>13831160
>sup baby, yall wanna eat some fucking flowers?

>> No.13831344

>>13826816
Americans are animals.

>> No.13831350

>>13827150
Vinegary shits.

>> No.13831355

>>13829862
it tastes way worse than it looks

>> No.13831383

>>13830114

audible kek'ed

thanks anon

>> No.13831387

>>13829870

>you talkin to me?

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>>13829870

>> No.13831859
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>> No.13831860
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>> No.13831864

>>13830851
this is not a human being

>> No.13831866

>>13829860
One of the workers is filming the process as well. I do not think this is something they usually make.

>> No.13831880

>>13829839
amazing

>> No.13831892

>>13827851
is this that weird? we eat these where I live and it's called Taco in a Bag. usually they're sold at cheap local town fairs and stuff.

>> No.13831898

>>13831892
Yes, it is.

>> No.13831901

>>13829870
Do vegans eat crab?
Carbs can regenerate their bodies
They often cut some of it because they are bored
Why not keep a pet crab?

>> No.13831903

>>13831898
huh okay. for reference I live in the Canadian prairies and have literally never met a latino in my life.

>> No.13831913

>>13831903
I guess the wall should be built in the north too.

>> No.13831924

>>13831913
lol yeah wouldn't want us ruining your amazing American culinary tradition

>> No.13831987

>>13827851
>filmed in a way that implies this is impressive and desirable
that's a double whammy of a yikes and a cringe both from me

>> No.13831998

>>13831901
>Do vegans eat crab?
Why not? I'll still eat beef once in a while; but I'm vegan all the other time.

>> No.13832086

>>13830851
you can just picture some consultant being like "mark, make sure you eat a piece of toast in casual clothes test audiences show it increases the relatability of a figure by 12%"

>> No.13832142

>>13827811
Someone make a webm of this video. It's nightmarish
https://youtu.be/iE95bLUhm64

>> No.13832164

>>13829839
https://youtu.be/na4WyceERvw

>> No.13832232
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>>>/wsg/3324693
>>>/wsg/3324693

You know we have a board for these right?

>> No.13832312

>>13831859
lol

>> No.13832348
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>> No.13832360

>>13827062

why does this fat piece of shit need to put buttered bread on OIL

>> No.13832371

>>13827072
that'll be 700 dollars plus tip

>> No.13832458

>>13827413
>an entire, undressed bat sitting in some soup
how is some chinese food so advanced and then there's this shit.

>> No.13832466

>>13832458
China's a big place.

>> No.13832565

>>13832360
That's mayo.

>> No.13832595

>>13827782
It's fucking raw

>> No.13832652

>>13830824
That's some good bait.

>> No.13832665

>>13829503
The Surly Emperor of Eggkind?

>> No.13832803

>>13829504
Good God that smell!

>> No.13832828

>>13831160
I thought it was just going to be some kind of decorative thing until the dumb bitch stuck a spoon in it

>> No.13832830

>>13829911
no he's based. instead of twirling his fork around like a fairy hes just putting it in his mouth with no mess

>> No.13832950

>>13830966
>who draws the most fucked up porn on the internet
He has nothing on niche furry artists.Shadman is just a normalfag meme "artist" at this point.

>> No.13832963

>>13827811
>>13832142
I'll never understand Joey. Who is the target audience? Is it some kind of a fetish thing?

>> No.13833181

>>13827851
Mexican here, I despise whoever invented this disgusting slop

>> No.13833191

>>13827150
welldone steak with chup

>> No.13833195

>>13827851
What are those white strips?

>> No.13833208

>>13827150
Stock pot.

>> No.13833214

>>13827150
I just want to see Ja/ck/ with dead arm.

>> No.13833242

>>13828132
Very edgy.

>> No.13833247

>>13827413
is that its dick sticking up between its legs?

>> No.13833259

>>13827419
text book projection

>> No.13833268

>>13827639
>pasta in glutenous ball
THE BEST

>> No.13833273

>>13827792
Still better than Joey.

>> No.13833286

>>13827811
Either he's in on the joke or someone needs to call whatever state he lives in about this.

>> No.13833287
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13833287

>>13830991
>adopted uncle

>> No.13833290

>>13829504
How is there more than one adult in a room and still no one capable of preventing this?

>> No.13833291

>>13827136
Steve1989 needs to be there

>> No.13833295

>>13829507
Nothing screams limp-dicked like being racist on a Vietnamese mudfishing board.

>> No.13833300

>>13827332
'Vark 'cha

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>>13829553

>> No.13833306

>>13829548
Great use of the word handsome.

>> No.13833311

>>13829731
I'd serve this just to have a laugh watching idiots pay to do this.

>> No.13833316

>>13829739
tfw they're eating better under the sea in a tube than you are

>> No.13833320

>>13829829
this is just another version of a garbage plate; would destroy

>> No.13833323

>>13827851
>Mexishit garbage snack
>"""Latino""""
Chicanos were a mistake

>> No.13833340

>>13830080
so charming

>> No.13833348

>>13830236
I bet his English is better than yours.

>> No.13833359

>>13830542
your mom didn't love you either?

>> No.13833370

>>13830824
this is wonderful

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>>13831289
here's /Jack/ reverse searing in a puddle of cold oil inside a non stick pan

>> No.13833373

>>13831008
I think he's a little wall-eyed.

>> No.13833376

>>13833372
Why does he ALWAYS splash the fucking oil? Come on nigga you should learn from the first time you did it.

>> No.13833378

>>13831063
you sound jealous.

>> No.13833382

>>13831289
always gets me

>> No.13833385

>>13832360
butter allone burns at a way lower temperature, adding oil makes it higher

>> No.13833386

>>13831342
joke's on you, girls eat this fruity shit up

>> No.13833387

>>13833195
Pickled pig skin

>> No.13833391

>>13831493
this guy definitely has some kids locked up in his basement

>> No.13833401

>>13831866
The only person with a brain in this whole thread.

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>>13833376
Because he once burnt himself with hot oil, so now her terrified of it and he don't have the mental capacity to just gently drop the food instead of throwing like a mongoloid

>> No.13833406

>>13831913
build one around your home and stay there for everyone else's sake

>> No.13833408

>>13833247
yes, like humans bats have a free swinging penis

>> No.13833411

>>13829780
probably the poor retard that hunted/raise the bat

>> No.13833434

>>13832232
who even eats these sugar bombs?

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>>13832142
Not sure how to edit this one. I've tried to do the whole thing, but after few tries it felt bit too long and unfocused, so I just settled with the first slice being close to unedited. The footage's pretty much the same after that and it has the best moment in my opinion.

>> No.13833464

>>13832458
people here eat squirrels and opossums... there are gross retards and desperately poor people everywhere

>> No.13833470

>>13832950
shitting dick nipples

>> No.13833476

>>13833372
He could just do another take with the oil heated up. He must MEAN to do this.

>> No.13833486

>>13833404
this is hilarious

>> No.13833506

>>13833460
Disgusting clown.

>> No.13833518

>>13832466
for you.

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>>13833372
>reverse searing

>> No.13833590

>>13833518
This reference would be incredibly forced.

>> No.13833593

>>13833590
You're an autistic guy.

>> No.13833601

>>13833593
For you.

>> No.13833818

>>13827143
the egg dungeon

>> No.13833924

>>13831205
Lamb Sauuuuuuuce? Idiot Sandwich? FUCKING RAW?

>> No.13833935

>>13831859
should retitle this FGM

>> No.13833958

>>13829860
this looks like something you will inevitably drop on the floor while attempting to unpack it

>> No.13834153

>>13827013
Post the one with the hot, gay, sexual tension

>> No.13834175

>>13827483
Prove a yank has ever done this, tea nigger.

>> No.13834484

>>13827317
>replying to completely the wrong post
you have to go back

>> No.13834534

>>13829504
Shitskins are like slapstick comedians by nature

>> No.13834542

>>13829839
If they're gonna bring you a fucking toilet it should at least be full, I fill up a toilet bowl with more shit than that 3 times a day, what fucking retardation

>> No.13834555

>>13830851
What the fuck, he's either the most autistic piece of shit that can absolutely not handle camera's/eyes being on him whatsoever, or he's not human at all.
The way he acts so awfully awkward makes me think he might just be super fucking autistic though. It wouldn't surprise me.

>> No.13834561

>>13831860
>not soylatte.webm
fucking newfags

>> No.13834572

>>13834555
He's a lizardperson, of course they don't understand basic human interaction.

>> No.13834691

>>13827020
Was that rennet?
Is this dorito cheese?

>> No.13834699

>>13834691
It's dorito "consomme". I have no idea why anyone would make it or how they came up with such a disgusting idea.

>> No.13834878
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13834878

>>13827771
Every single Jack webm is a masterpiece of fucking up. No matter how many times I see them I cannot believe that a man this fucking stupid exists. Everything about this webm is wrong. The flour causing the batter to not stick, the overflowing cup that could of easily been avoided and the cold oil to top it all off.

>> No.13834901

>>13834878
I still sometimes get the feeling that he's just an elaborate troll. It's just surreal to me that someone so completely inept at something exists. He hasn't learned anything in the years he's been doing his cooking "show"

>> No.13834922

>>13833460
good job! you got the part where he cunnilinguses the crust and that's really the absolute worst

>> No.13835281

>>13829040
Probably because they're full of foreigners.

>> No.13835300

>>13826989
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

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