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webm thread

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A man ahead of his time

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>> No.13826996

do americans really just scrape cheese on to everything jesus christ

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>> No.13827005

thats raclette faggot
the french and swiss do that

>> No.13827012

What a retard

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>> No.13827025

I know this is stupid bait, but raclette is a Swiss concoction you mongoloid

>> No.13827027

Crisp sandwiches are a tasty snack, but only cheese and onion flavour and only real butter on the bread

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can someone post that scene from chef?

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>> No.13827135

American """"""""""""cheese""""""""""""

>> No.13827136
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with the Babby cup fast approaching and /ck/ competing again (and probably with restored models for our players, including the Surly King) i am looking for input regarding our player roster.

what fresh memes do you guys think should represent our 4CC team?

>> No.13827138

The fucking state of that

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for reference this is our roster from half a year ago

if anyone is interested in helping out with the team (in testing or manging or just in stuff like making models) that would also be very appreciated, just reply and I'll give you more infos

>> No.13827153

Because he's acting like a child. You're supposed to twirl the fork and then eat it, not hard. Cutting it like that is gong to leave loads of little bits at the end of the meal that he'll either have to scrape up or throw away.

>> No.13827155


Surly King of course
The salt guy

>> No.13827166

Ja/ck/ raw pink chicken or that Kays cooking

>> No.13827168

2 much budder

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who is this guy?

>> No.13827175

chip buttys have chips innit no crisp dumb yank

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>> No.13827178

He doesn't even chew his food.

>> No.13827179

Bread sandwich

>> No.13827180

keking at the finename

>> No.13827185

Yea, salty boi.

>> No.13827192
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thats currently included under 'english '''food'''

understood, outsourcing ja/ck/ from the cringy foodtubers as his own entity makes sense.

>> No.13827198

You should see this faggot following his chinky taco man around like a beaten dog on the show.

"Yes chef, No chef" like a complete bitch.

>> No.13827207

Jesus christ bai its a fucking sandwich

>> No.13827208

yeah Ja/ck/ and Kay may be youtubers, but they warrant their own players

>> No.13827211

What the fuck are you talking about, buddy? This is from a movie

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>> No.13827223

There's now two seasons of The Chef Show on netflix. And i'm not your buddy, pal.

>> No.13827240

Some type of hipster food

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Is this the directors cut?

>> No.13827246

Meant for you >>13827075

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>> No.13827250

You Irish?

>> No.13827254

but how does he get out?

>> No.13827256


also Mukbang

>> No.13827264

You Irish?

>> No.13827266


>> No.13827277
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What about SteveMRE or steamed hams?

>> No.13827297

possum zest
nyquil sausages

>> No.13827316

Raspberry air

>> No.13827317

That's a tradition from Switzerland and western Austria you cretin.

>> No.13827320

>brits actually think a shitload of butter on bread with more fucking bread in a good snack
You've lost all rights to criticize amerilards.

>> No.13827324

Do Americans really?

>> No.13827328

pineapple on pizza

>> No.13827331

mexicans mostly. it's prison food, just a mishmash of all the shit you can get at commissary

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probably don't want the team to become 'cooking youtubers general'
admittedly our board has become quite stale and YT focussed but that would still be kinda sad

keep posting suggestions, keep in mind the team represents more than /webm/ threads

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>> No.13827343

ew, literraly mutt puke food

>> No.13827345


Why is chef john so based

>> No.13827352

The worst part of this webm is the stuck up southern cunt in the pink shirt, you just know she's the type of bitch that shouts at her kid, couldn't give a toss about her, just gives her a eyebrow raise like "oh isn't that nice sweetie, now shut the fuck up im hungry"

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>> No.13827374

Holy shit, eggman really makes it

>> No.13827379

that's not what a chip butty is

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what about this?

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im sensing some distress anon

>> No.13827483

>potatoes are bread
Crisp sandwiches are a quick snack, yanks don't know the meaning of restraint. Their version would be 4 different brands of crisps, melted plastic cheese, sugary bread, cold hot dogs and 2 litres of chocolate ice cream flavoured mountain dew

>> No.13827486

Over seasoned nigger food

>> No.13827500

Why didn't he just break it in half before cooking?

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>> No.13827558

fuck you all id eat it

>> No.13827578

I mean a lot of burger sauces are just emulsified soybean oil anyways, not really much healthier than butter. it not being emulsified is unappealing though

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>Dabbing a hard a fuck logpiece into an overcooked egg

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is this the ja/ck/ thread?

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what the fuck jack

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>> No.13827810

>do Americans really
Rent fucking free

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No it's the Joey thread

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>> No.13827818

i fucking hate joey so much he is absolutely repulsive

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>> No.13827825

Did he chokeslam him after this?

>> No.13827836

These threads always suck. Its always the same fucking webms and the same jacks shit cooking or some mexican putting sauce over some beans and chips. Suprised that bbq tray webm hasnt been posted yet.

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>> No.13827852

>dumb yank
That brand of chips is called Lay's in America, not Walker's, dumb limey.

>> No.13827854

shut up idiot

>> No.13827883

You shutup idiot

>> No.13827886

Don't knock it til you try it. I had one while visiting family in New York, and I'm from Boston.

>> No.13827910

> a turkey heh
> galze
> grocery store jester

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keep up suggesting shit and aswelll who should be our medal players and who should be sacked from the team

>> No.13828078

is ja/ck/ on the team?
or steve?

>> No.13828095

currently ja/ck/ is amalgamted into a player representing all the cringy youtbe chefs and celebs into one as just having the team be a list of e-Personalities is not the point of a 4cc team.

thoough ja/ck/ getting his own rosterspot seems to be on the cards

>> No.13828099

i understand that makes sense
the only one i care about is ja/ck/

>> No.13828122

what the fuck is this niggers problem

>> No.13828124

I just want to see the in game character with a dead right arm playing soccer. I'll lose my shit

>> No.13828132

I hate them so much bros. Even more than blacks I think

>> No.13828143

that might actually be possible with current aesthetics tehnology
just need someone to make the model

>> No.13828152

If you're not willing to eat spaghetti properly with a fork and spoon, then why do you even buy spaghetti? There are dozens of other pasta shapes that you will enjoy more.

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Never saw this one before
>salt on top of the bun instead of the toppings

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>> No.13828936

that's fucking top notch

>> No.13828959

Where is bangs? root beer

>> No.13828971

Didn't need to see this. Scat porn isn't really my thing.

>> No.13828986

The new Christopher Nolan movie looks good.

>> No.13828991

If that was American the cheese would have been from a jar.

>> No.13829014

I unironically want some zaxbys now because of this webm.
Guess I have to leave the quarantine for some tendies.

>> No.13829024

You can film yourself eating a dick. And post it. Not here, but somewhere else.

>> No.13829033

Who the fuck hurt you? Holy shit.

>> No.13829040

It's swiss you fucking moron. And America has the best universities in the world.

>> No.13829042

Who gives a shit where you're from? That gives no credibility positive or negative.

>> No.13829046

You've lost all rights. And they're not yanks "mate". You lost your world naval power. Move on.

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>> No.13829185

The place is in the midwest, my dude

>> No.13829204

what the fuck

>> No.13829395

Looks like food at a homeless shelter.

>> No.13829419

You fucking idiot. cutting it like that will make the remaining noodles small, which makes them easy to pick up and eat the same way he's already doing. It just creates more properly cut noodles.

>> No.13829428

Fatfuck Murrican here, you just gave me the munchies and added that joint to my list of places to visit.

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>> No.13829453

The fuck am I watching?

>> No.13829455


a man who wears realtree bibs does not give a single fuck about what anyone thinks.

>> No.13829466


I always bend the knee to the Surly King of Eggfort

>> No.13829477

/ck/ needs sound

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>> No.13829507


No, blacks are always worse. But this is pretty fucking awful.

>> No.13829520

definitely the jester

>> No.13829527
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LAMB SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13829548

there's something very handsome about a man encountering a problem and implementing a solution

>> No.13829553

Steve1989 would be great to see on the team

>> No.13829554

Did they died?

>> No.13829560

Seconding deenz and Oilet Bang's

>> No.13829593

you wouldn't say that if you lived around blacks

>> No.13829621

I'm gay btw

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>> No.13829633

You're projecting anon.

>> No.13829666


>> No.13829696

dogtown serves the best garbage plates, go there instead if you ever find yourself in the unfortunate position of being in rochester

>> No.13829710

How do the eggs get out?

>> No.13829725

>you're supposed to
no. eat shit.

what he's doing actually looks easier.

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more like strokeslam

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>> No.13829774

I always watch this whole webm every time it's posted just to renew my hatred of it.

>> No.13829780

Is this how covid 19 made the jump?

>> No.13829781

Maybe some restaurants deserved to be shut down all things considered.

>> No.13829815

That really kicks my southwest.

>> No.13829817

>Not pork roll
Reminder Gotham City is supposed to be In New Jersey.

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>> No.13829843

I hate how they use tongs to place the Doritos like It has some art and reasoning with making these abominations

>> No.13829844

He's actually a shit cook.

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>> No.13829856

>Here's your /ck/ thread, sir!

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>> No.13829862

Im a different man after watching this.

>> No.13829864

Wow how nice of them, they cooked that whole pile of shit with bare unwashed hands and put it right into a trash bag for the customer to place in any available trash can!

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ngl that last part you said made me laugh

>> No.13829911

this is autism
if this were a teenager or young adult, you'd agree with me
but for some reason because it's some old fuck, it's genius
this is autistic behavior. just put the pasta in your fat fucking mouth you piece of ugly fuck

>> No.13829914

No one says it's genius the consensus is that his actions are retarded.

>> No.13829919

fuck off to social media normalfag

>> No.13829931


>> No.13829964

So they can hatch.

>> No.13830046

thank you for allowing me to dismiss your opinion, since literally everyone from Boston is clinically retarded

>> No.13830057

holy krishna John that is just grilled bread and aged dairy product

>> No.13830073

>Okay its a little weird but I'd eat that
>Bro thats a little much chill
Why is this the format of so many /ck/ webms?

>> No.13830080

>Completly disgusted
>See his cheeky smile and moustache
O-okay ill try it

>> No.13830091

I am not ok with that much raw white onion, blech.

>> No.13830108


>> No.13830110

man i wish i had a griddle top

>> No.13830114

ur not supposed to go back there

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>> No.13830132

This is confusing.

>> No.13830138
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>> No.13830159

I always expect him to fuck up, and I am always surprised by just how badly he fucks up.

>> No.13830169

What is "frying powder?"

>> No.13830173
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Why, do you wanna hear Jack's tongue extend for a big boy bite?

>> No.13830187

Flour. White flour. Wheat grain ground to a powder with the husk removed, to be precise.

>> No.13830198

Ah, thanks.

>> No.13830211

i have seen garbage plates on US cooking shows before, but they always look like the worst shit that people wouldn't eat at UK school canteens in the 80s.

>> No.13830236

hes abserving that the way i do at the toilet boul after a really weird shit.

>> No.13830249

if you use cooking wine you are a nigger. full stop.

>> No.13830260

imagine being proud of your heritage because of this.

>> No.13830262

everyone in this webm looks like theyre about to say 'youve chinged your last chong'

>> No.13830264

>using a roller instead of a brush

>> No.13830273

ive started coaching myself into never saying "surely that must be the end of this horror" whenever i start watching a /ck/ webm.

>> No.13830275

have you never encountered a brown person before?

>> No.13830305

I don't think anyone is condoning his actions anon.

>> No.13830306

me too

>> No.13830464


>> No.13830473

What is the best filling for a jacked potato?

>> No.13830486

chili head

>> No.13830503
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on a different note:
Our curent pre-match anthem is the old Iron Chef Theme
what do you think about that, keep t?
replace it? with what?

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>> No.13830538


fuck off namefag

>> No.13830540

They're both chips you dumb Brit.

>> No.13830542

i know what you're talking about tho

>> No.13830544

no they fucking don't and it sucks

>> No.13830548

you're a retard and every one knows it

>> No.13830549

i can almost hear this

>> No.13830572

shaoxing cooking wine specifically nigger

>> No.13830732

Good Eats theme? I still think it would be better to keep Iron Chef, as dated as it is.

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>> No.13830772

Haha thanks you too

>> No.13830797

>lemme just splash 12 dollars into a Bolognese then

>> No.13830813

This, but without the poorfig sarcasm.

>> No.13830824
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What a stupid filename.
Everything looks clean and tidy.

>> No.13830829

>not just NICE

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>> No.13830851
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>it's not the kitchen of a potato submarine

>> No.13830891


Random stranger handles 2x cones.

Cones are returned to be used later.

Covid Cones.

>> No.13830909

>fire on a cloth tablecover

They asked for this

>> No.13830910

Suddenly everybody's an expert on hygiene.

>> No.13830914

These types of restaurants definitely deserved to be shut down

>> No.13830928


based eggy

>> No.13830941

That looks dry as fuck, absolutely disgusting

>> No.13830966

Remember Shadman, who draws the most fucked up porn on the internet, said this was the most disgusting video he'd ever seen.

>> No.13830991

he reminds me of my adopted uncle who has down syndrome. He always did everything with exaggerated flairs like that.

>> No.13831008

Has Salt Bae ever taken off his glasses? Maybe he also has down syndrome.

>> No.13831045

Should have added For me to the line up

>> No.13831063

Best part is he's not a cook, he's a prep boy that tells everyone he's a cook.

>> No.13831141

Fucking disgusting mexicans

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>> No.13831205

I know ramsay was on the team already, but I think BURGAH or thin crust 'za have surpassed him as /ck/ memes in their own right.

>> No.13831289

oil, nice and cold.

>> No.13831322

kek i was just thinking something similar. It's like how scientists look at weird alien stuff they find in a sci fi movie

>> No.13831332

spreads butter like a tard

>> No.13831342

>sup baby, yall wanna eat some fucking flowers?

>> No.13831344

Americans are animals.

>> No.13831350

Vinegary shits.

>> No.13831355

it tastes way worse than it looks

>> No.13831383


audible kek'ed

thanks anon

>> No.13831387


>you talkin to me?

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>> No.13831864

this is not a human being

>> No.13831866

One of the workers is filming the process as well. I do not think this is something they usually make.

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>> No.13831892

is this that weird? we eat these where I live and it's called Taco in a Bag. usually they're sold at cheap local town fairs and stuff.

>> No.13831898

Yes, it is.

>> No.13831901

Do vegans eat crab?
Carbs can regenerate their bodies
They often cut some of it because they are bored
Why not keep a pet crab?

>> No.13831903

huh okay. for reference I live in the Canadian prairies and have literally never met a latino in my life.

>> No.13831913

I guess the wall should be built in the north too.

>> No.13831924

lol yeah wouldn't want us ruining your amazing American culinary tradition

>> No.13831987

>filmed in a way that implies this is impressive and desirable
that's a double whammy of a yikes and a cringe both from me

>> No.13831998

>Do vegans eat crab?
Why not? I'll still eat beef once in a while; but I'm vegan all the other time.

>> No.13832086

you can just picture some consultant being like "mark, make sure you eat a piece of toast in casual clothes test audiences show it increases the relatability of a figure by 12%"

>> No.13832142

Someone make a webm of this video. It's nightmarish

>> No.13832164


>> No.13832232
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You know we have a board for these right?

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>> No.13832348
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>> No.13832360


why does this fat piece of shit need to put buttered bread on OIL

>> No.13832371

that'll be 700 dollars plus tip

>> No.13832458

>an entire, undressed bat sitting in some soup
how is some chinese food so advanced and then there's this shit.

>> No.13832466

China's a big place.

>> No.13832565

That's mayo.

>> No.13832595

It's fucking raw

>> No.13832652

That's some good bait.

>> No.13832665

The Surly Emperor of Eggkind?

>> No.13832803

Good God that smell!

>> No.13832828

I thought it was just going to be some kind of decorative thing until the dumb bitch stuck a spoon in it

>> No.13832830

no he's based. instead of twirling his fork around like a fairy hes just putting it in his mouth with no mess

>> No.13832950

>who draws the most fucked up porn on the internet
He has nothing on niche furry artists.Shadman is just a normalfag meme "artist" at this point.

>> No.13832963

I'll never understand Joey. Who is the target audience? Is it some kind of a fetish thing?

>> No.13833181

Mexican here, I despise whoever invented this disgusting slop

>> No.13833191

welldone steak with chup

>> No.13833195

What are those white strips?

>> No.13833208

Stock pot.

>> No.13833214

I just want to see Ja/ck/ with dead arm.

>> No.13833242

Very edgy.

>> No.13833247

is that its dick sticking up between its legs?

>> No.13833259

text book projection

>> No.13833268

>pasta in glutenous ball

>> No.13833273

Still better than Joey.

>> No.13833286

Either he's in on the joke or someone needs to call whatever state he lives in about this.

>> No.13833287
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>adopted uncle

>> No.13833290

How is there more than one adult in a room and still no one capable of preventing this?

>> No.13833291

Steve1989 needs to be there

>> No.13833295

Nothing screams limp-dicked like being racist on a Vietnamese mudfishing board.

>> No.13833300

'Vark 'cha

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>> No.13833306

Great use of the word handsome.

>> No.13833311

I'd serve this just to have a laugh watching idiots pay to do this.

>> No.13833316

tfw they're eating better under the sea in a tube than you are

>> No.13833320

this is just another version of a garbage plate; would destroy

>> No.13833323

>Mexishit garbage snack
Chicanos were a mistake

>> No.13833340

so charming

>> No.13833348

I bet his English is better than yours.

>> No.13833359

your mom didn't love you either?

>> No.13833370

this is wonderful

>> No.13833372
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here's /Jack/ reverse searing in a puddle of cold oil inside a non stick pan

>> No.13833373

I think he's a little wall-eyed.

>> No.13833376

Why does he ALWAYS splash the fucking oil? Come on nigga you should learn from the first time you did it.

>> No.13833378

you sound jealous.

>> No.13833382

always gets me

>> No.13833385

butter allone burns at a way lower temperature, adding oil makes it higher

>> No.13833386

joke's on you, girls eat this fruity shit up

>> No.13833387

Pickled pig skin

>> No.13833391

this guy definitely has some kids locked up in his basement

>> No.13833401

The only person with a brain in this whole thread.

>> No.13833404
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Because he once burnt himself with hot oil, so now her terrified of it and he don't have the mental capacity to just gently drop the food instead of throwing like a mongoloid

>> No.13833406

build one around your home and stay there for everyone else's sake

>> No.13833408

yes, like humans bats have a free swinging penis

>> No.13833411

probably the poor retard that hunted/raise the bat

>> No.13833434

who even eats these sugar bombs?

>> No.13833460
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Not sure how to edit this one. I've tried to do the whole thing, but after few tries it felt bit too long and unfocused, so I just settled with the first slice being close to unedited. The footage's pretty much the same after that and it has the best moment in my opinion.

>> No.13833464

people here eat squirrels and opossums... there are gross retards and desperately poor people everywhere

>> No.13833470

shitting dick nipples

>> No.13833476

He could just do another take with the oil heated up. He must MEAN to do this.

>> No.13833486

this is hilarious

>> No.13833506

Disgusting clown.

>> No.13833518

for you.

>> No.13833584
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>reverse searing

>> No.13833590

This reference would be incredibly forced.

>> No.13833593

You're an autistic guy.

>> No.13833601

For you.

>> No.13833818

the egg dungeon

>> No.13833924

Lamb Sauuuuuuuce? Idiot Sandwich? FUCKING RAW?

>> No.13833935

should retitle this FGM

>> No.13833958

this looks like something you will inevitably drop on the floor while attempting to unpack it

>> No.13834153

Post the one with the hot, gay, sexual tension

>> No.13834175

Prove a yank has ever done this, tea nigger.

>> No.13834484

>replying to completely the wrong post
you have to go back

>> No.13834534

Shitskins are like slapstick comedians by nature

>> No.13834542

If they're gonna bring you a fucking toilet it should at least be full, I fill up a toilet bowl with more shit than that 3 times a day, what fucking retardation

>> No.13834555

What the fuck, he's either the most autistic piece of shit that can absolutely not handle camera's/eyes being on him whatsoever, or he's not human at all.
The way he acts so awfully awkward makes me think he might just be super fucking autistic though. It wouldn't surprise me.

>> No.13834561

>not soylatte.webm
fucking newfags

>> No.13834572

He's a lizardperson, of course they don't understand basic human interaction.

>> No.13834691

Was that rennet?
Is this dorito cheese?

>> No.13834699

It's dorito "consomme". I have no idea why anyone would make it or how they came up with such a disgusting idea.

>> No.13834878
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Every single Jack webm is a masterpiece of fucking up. No matter how many times I see them I cannot believe that a man this fucking stupid exists. Everything about this webm is wrong. The flour causing the batter to not stick, the overflowing cup that could of easily been avoided and the cold oil to top it all off.

>> No.13834901

I still sometimes get the feeling that he's just an elaborate troll. It's just surreal to me that someone so completely inept at something exists. He hasn't learned anything in the years he's been doing his cooking "show"

>> No.13834922

good job! you got the part where he cunnilinguses the crust and that's really the absolute worst

>> No.13835281

Probably because they're full of foreigners.

>> No.13835300

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


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