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Webm thread? Webm thread

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>>13835795

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>> No.13835806

>>13835772
subhuman

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>>13835804

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>>13835840

>> No.13835876

>>13835840
>clove

>> No.13835879

>>13835772
Sauce?

>> No.13835885

>>13835879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJotnHLeLB8

>> No.13835891

>>13835806
based

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>>13835772

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>>13835806

>> No.13835963

>>13835788
This seems far more complicated than it needs to be.

>> No.13835966

>>13835788
>automate everything
>except putting the pre-sliced bread into the machine
Would that have been a selectable option on purchase that proved too expensive?
I do wonder how many people you'd need to do as many sandwiches in the same amount of time as the robot

>> No.13836113

>>13835860
This guy is a moron

>> No.13836143
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Filthy

>> No.13836153

>>13835772
God I wish that girl were me.

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>> No.13836172

>>13836143
Those girls a built for BBC. Big Beefy Casserole

>> No.13836210

>>13835772
How much extra is it to have your bread seasoned like this?

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>> No.13836244

>>13836210
Coincidentally it's the same cost as herpes treatment

>> No.13836543

Can someone post those mexican "cuisines"?

>> No.13836578
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>>13836543

>> No.13836612

>>13836578
I am finally starting to understand why americans hate them

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>>13836612
It sure is difficult to argue against.

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>>13835963
I assure you that if a machine like that exists it's because it's profitable.
They hire the finest Jews and autists to crunch the numbers.
And then they hire the cheapest Chinamen to actually build the fucking thing.
t.former factory worker

>> No.13836659

>>13836647
I've also worked in production lines. It existing doesn't mean it's an efficient design, just means it's been working. Chances are that monstrosity was the result of several steps being automated separately.

>> No.13836801

>>13835798
Why aren't pizzas square?

>> No.13836829

>>13835795
Mama Mia!

>> No.13836835

>>13836801
Because they used to be hand made.

>> No.13836837

>>13836801
This nigga eatin squares!

>> No.13836882

>>13835772
>look anon i'm making bread teehee

>> No.13836906

>>13836882
Why do women pretend to like bread?

>> No.13836912

>>13836906
In attempt to seem interesting I assume.

>> No.13836917

>>13835810
What's the source here? I feel sorry for that knife

>> No.13836957

>>13836917
It's literally in the file.

>> No.13836990

>>13836638
had tostilocos once, it was so-so but sound in principle. definitely could be really really good if you get the right topping combination

>> No.13837308

>>13835840
based ainsley

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>>13836578
O jesus why?

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>>13837319

>> No.13837350

>>13836659
Probably, but that also reduces maintenance costs by keeping each section relatively simple.
They're cranking out 4 sandwiches a second, which is probably way more than enough per day to fill gas stations halfway across the country for a week

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I haven't posted my webms all 2020 so far, so I'll post a few

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>> No.13837408 [DELETED] 

>>13836113
that's a woman

>> No.13837411

>>13835906
nice i love when it works

>> No.13837432

>>13835860
I think we live in the same apartment building.

>> No.13837528

>>13836212
>american "cheese"

just fucking kill me now

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>> No.13837634

>>13836612
because they're more american than americans?

>> No.13837880

>>13835840
If you're roasting or doing a stew or stock that's a fine technique.

>> No.13837902

>>13836543
>>13836578
>Implying this is any worse than what the Scots eat

>> No.13837920 [DELETED] 

>>13837408
>Woman (male)

>> No.13837949

>>13836801
Because the most effective way to bring pizza dough to the desired thickness by hand is by using centripetal force.
Sicilian and Grandma style pizzas, however, are square.

>> No.13837950 [DELETED] 

>>13837530
I would just get up and leave. Can't charge me for food I didn't touch.

>> No.13837977 [DELETED] 

>>13837390
For what purpose?

>> No.13838047 [DELETED] 

>>13837406
Americans are fucking disgusting, but holy shit this makes me hard as fuck.

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>> No.13838211 [DELETED] 

>>13837406
Drunk white bitches like that deserve to get raped by a pack of niggers.

>> No.13838216 [DELETED] 

>>13838211
>Drunk white bitches like that deserve to get raped by a pack of niggers.

Don't be silly. We learned in California schools that black men can't rape white women because rape requires a position of power.

>> No.13838250 [DELETED] 

>>13838211
>t. Mel Gibson

>> No.13838259 [DELETED] 

>>13837406
American women are literally cows. I don't mean that as a pejorative, necessarily, either. Moo.

>> No.13838260 [DELETED] 

>>13838216
it's true though. blacks don't have the mental capacity for racism nor understand the crimes they commit, so it's technically not their fault.

>> No.13838277

>>13836801
it's the way nature works, unless you're a wombat that shits out cubes.

>> No.13838281 [DELETED] 

>>13838211
>>13838216
>>13838260
What a nasty sort of person you must be. Just all rotten on the inside.

>> No.13838307

>>13836163
impressive

>> No.13838439

What the fuck with the nigger faggot mods tonight deleting posts?

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>>13837530
thanks for posting this

>> No.13838570

>>13838439
They're normally out going to parties and dating girls and stuff, but now they're stuck inside and have nothing better to do.

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>>13835772
Go fuck yourself.

This is now an LA Beast thread.

>> No.13838603

>>13835772
oh ..... goodness

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>>13838586
Imagine how hard it burns going in.
Now imagine how hard it burns coming out.

>> No.13838607

>>13838559
>tfw no noodler gf

>> No.13838610

>>13835772
me in the paper bag

>> No.13838767

>>13835788
All of that used to be done by dozens of people, and one day their boss told them to fuck off, a robot replaced all of them.

>> No.13838795

>>13836163
Anyone have this not sped up?

>> No.13838805

>>13836647
That buffet looked pretty nice, but I don't think it's worth $30.

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>>13838767
And?

>> No.13838821

>>13838811
There is no and. That was the beginning and end of my statement.

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>>13838821
So do you make a habit of pointing out extremely obvious things for no reason at all?

>> No.13838832

>>13838826
On this pointless site who's only use is to kill time. Yes.

>> No.13838848

>>13837530
They didn't even regard it as a dish. Just a thing. They know their market.

>> No.13838866

>>13835966
Robots don't get sick, they don't take smoke breaks, they don't get paid but basically what it comes down to is the amount of work they do is the same per hour, so you can bank on it.

That's where they win,

>> No.13838962

>>13838586
>downing that much vinegar and salt in one sitting
>26.88 grams of salt
>Recommended daily limit is 1.5g
>Probably at least 1/2 gallon of vinegar, leading to acidosis as well

>> No.13838964
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>>13838962
He has transcended humanity.

>> No.13838970

>>13838811
I love the "dot not try this at home" as if it's easy to get a grizzly bear.

>> No.13838971
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>>13835788
>what do you do for a living?
>i insert bread into a robot for 8 hours
living the dream

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>>13836172
Big Bad cannoli

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>> No.13838993

>>13838964
How?

>> No.13839021

>>13838811
who knew food security was such an easy problem to solve

>> No.13839022

>>13838196
I genuinely love that the US lives with the worst of everything and believes they have it the best. It's literally the perfect state mechanism.

>> No.13839053

>>13838866
They also never stop. You'd have to pay people more for less desirable shifts at any given factory more but the robot's upfront capital cost is just levelized on a unit basis for how many sandwiches it's expected to produce over it's useful life. Every additional robot-made sandwich past the break-even point between levelized cost per sandwich and your future incremental labor cost is profit. You also don't get to deduct depreciation from a human like you can with durable assets.

>> No.13839087

>>13835788
There is something really wrong about seeing food on a conveyor belt. Especially ready-to-eat food. I don't really know what I find so offensive about it but I hate it bros.

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>>13839087
The future is now old man.

>> No.13839120

>>13835966
>Would that have been a selectable option on purchase that proved too expensive?
Probably more for quality control on the bread than anything.

>> No.13839129

>>13836801
Totinos are now.

>> No.13839230

>>13838964
So that's how he gets out of the egg fort.

>> No.13839236

>>13838811
but if i just take the whole cage and walking away?
who is gonna stop me?

>> No.13839238

>>13838983
humans are so fucking gross

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>>13839236
And what will you gain?

>> No.13839245

>>13836163
She's beating that egg faster than she can spread chinkflu

>> No.13839250

>>13839244
i will have a cage full of someone else food. im sure i can open it with something

>> No.13839268

>>13839250
People who steal food from people they live with hope to get away with it by the loss not being noticed. That is going to be noticed, and there is going to be an investigation.

>> No.13839269

>>13835879
what does sauce mean?

>> No.13839301

>>13838805
Yeah this looks like free breakfast at a modest hotel.

>> No.13839304

>>13839269
She's licking the bread, and he's asking if it's supposed to be sauce. How dense are you?

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>> No.13839448

>>13838962
hes eaten lightbulbs

>> No.13839470

>>13838983
that dude has a fucking sick cleaver though

>> No.13839502

>>13838962
>the salt boogeyman
Nice meme

>> No.13839510

>>13839434
Heaps of shit on a bread. Whoever thought this was a good idea needs a serious kick in the nuts

>> No.13839527

>>13839434
someone out there is proud of making this shit

>> No.13839629

>>13837530
that's almost how my grandfather would serve polenta. he spread the polenta onto a wooden board till it cooled down, hardened and resembled an oval.
However he did not drown it in oil, cheese, sauce, greens and marrow.

>> No.13839651

>>13835772
>being this bad at eating bread
women truly are a meme

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>> No.13839752

>>13838962
Salt is good for you

>> No.13839820

>>13839434
thatd be kinda interesting if they where kept separate

>> No.13839826

>>13835788

How does it grab the bread?

>> No.13839830

>>13838559
me on the right

>> No.13839853
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>>13839826
active suction cups.
You'd be surprised as the things you can pick up with those.
When I say active I mean that there's a machine constantly applying the suction to each one, like a vacuum cleaner, as opposed to a passive one such as pic related. I wouldn't trust that one to pick up bread.

>> No.13839885

>>13837326
Is that brown sugar? Please no.

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>> No.13840297

>>13839997
>>13839686
Based

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>>13839502
>>13839752
>Drinking almost 20x the daily recommended limit in one sitting is good for you

>> No.13840363

>>13835788
ANOTHER TOOL TO DEPRIVE WOMEN OF MEANINGFUL WORK!

>> No.13840420

>>13835788
it its lifetime, how many sandwiches do you think it will produce?
how many will be purchased?
how many will be consumed?

>> No.13840573

>>13839269
it's internet slang for "source", as in "what is the source of what you posted?"

the person's asking where he can see the full version of the clip

or if someone asks it about a photo, they either want to know who the person is, what show is it from, where can they see more, etc.

>> No.13840608

>>13837528
it melts better

>> No.13840665

>>13836647
>autists
we call them "engineers"

>> No.13840700

>>13839434
>ruining porchetta
someone needs to die for this

>> No.13840727

>>13840314
literally made me gag

>> No.13840754
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>>13840321
He's doing it! The face!

>> No.13840815

>>13837902
Deep-fried Mars bars don't compare to las abominaciones culinarias de mexico

>> No.13840842

>>13837530
$1100 for that shit? Outrageous.

>> No.13840850

>>13839752
I know moderation is a foreign and difficult word for idiots like you but it would be to your advantage to learn it.

>> No.13840898

>>13837530
>"This entire thing can feed 20 people"
There are 4 bone halves and like 8 meatballs. how the fuck do they consider that enough for 20 people?

>> No.13840908

>>13835885
pornographers should be lashed in public

what a disgusting video

>> No.13840920

>>13835788
but robots dont eat sandwiches

>> No.13840929

>>13840727
>literally made me gag
>>13840314
Same
What the fuck.

>> No.13840980

>>13836578
Now theyre just fucking with us purposefuly

>> No.13841031

>>13840314
that looks so fucking bad kek

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>>13840307

Oh, What a surprise.

>> No.13841166

>>13836212
>I am Tonya
????

>> No.13841264

>>13840321
iconic

>> No.13841436

>>13835798
How do they start so tidy and orderly but end up all over the place during the cheese and meat portion?

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>> No.13842825

>>13837530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3KNzrO27Kc

>> No.13842887

>>13840307
>the way he nods his head, implying it was any good
how the fuck can that even taste good? it must taste like blood, and shit, literal shit from inside their tiny intestines spilling into his mouth

>> No.13843123

>>13839107
The guy looks like he knows a thing or two about getting his mouth onto meaty tubes.

>> No.13843146

>>13841436
if the cheese and meat is mechanically perfect then it's unappetizing.

>> No.13843277
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>>13836212
>hot sauce

>> No.13843303

>>13835810
>>13835810
british people: effectively ja/ck/

>> No.13843314

>>13843277
psg here

hey buddy

>> No.13843317

>>13839244
Where do you get an onion in prison lol

>> No.13843320

>>13843317
Are you sure you want to know?

>> No.13843321

>>13840307
This is just stupid and cruel.

>> No.13843325

>>13840314
You should lose grocery privileges if you make this.

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>>13843321
That's a very racist and culturally intolerant thing to say, anon.

>> No.13843335

>>13843330
This reminds me of those 1950s dishes where they would just encase something random inside gelatin

>> No.13843339

>>13836647
>$29
na

>> No.13843344

>>13843333
I remember I saw a video on twitter of some dude in asia boiling a whole dog alive, and someone compared westerners boiling lobsters alive as a defense

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>>13835772

>> No.13843354

>>13836647
I used to eat at a buffet like this, I think it was like $22 and it was in a rotating restaurant.

Half of what you're paying for is the view in that situation

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>>13838586

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>>13843333
I thought that was brittany venti at first

>> No.13843369

>>13838767
vote yang

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>>13843333
Four fucking bottles of detergent

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>>13843421

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>>13843430

>> No.13843468

>>13843317
work the kitchen or get it from your buddy that works in the kitchen

>> No.13843477

>>13836212
Something familiar about a woman crying about loosing her eggs.

Sandwich of course.

>> No.13843486

>>13839238
>humans
>chinese.

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>> No.13843612

>>13835772
How does she get out?

>> No.13843621

>>13836212
I wanna learn to do that double egg crack.

>> No.13843721

>>13843345
blew a pressurized gas vein? or actually giant clam?

>> No.13843731

>>13843599
lotta respect for butchers no matter what part of the line they're on

>> No.13843747

>>13837530
is this why the italians are getting fucked by lung aids?

>> No.13843756

>>13838586
what an absolute basedboi

>> No.13843761

>>13843747
No. They're getting fucked, because they decided to just let the old people die.

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>>13843786

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>>13843788

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>>13843791

>> No.13843796

>>13843788
She's a good actor.

>> No.13843799

>>13840608
still tastes like plastic dogshit

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>> No.13843940

>>13843870
That's a creative way of making chicken fingers

>> No.13843954

>>13836647
I stayed at some hotel for work that had a breakfast buffet like this. It didn't have the fruit, but it was good. I didn't pay for it, but I wouldn't pay $30 for that.

>> No.13843977

>>13838811
This isn't a bad product if you have roommates that get into your shit all the time.

>> No.13844047

>>13839107
oh i remember that from glove and boots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxaSnVVV-QU

its already 6 years ago that that video was posted. i feel old.

>> No.13844055

>>13836578
what the hell is that?
nachos?

>> No.13844115

>>13838971
Why are you looking down on people like that?

>> No.13844121

>>13843721
Couldn't it crack from the heat?

>> No.13844123
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>>13838971
>>13844115
I've been unemployed for a year now and would kill for that job. My local economy is so bad McDonald's isn't even hiring. This fucking virus made things way worse too

>> No.13844127

>>13840314
Well that's disgusting.

>> No.13844179

>>13839997
fuck yeah i love these webm.

>> No.13844192

>>13843330
this is just stupid. like it doesn't fit any real category. it isn't real food but it also isn't food that just looks like another food. its a weird disgusting looking hybrid that just screams 'look how funny and quirky i am for eating this!'.

>> No.13844196

>>13843421
>>13843430
Ah yes, the plate of bad choices? thats mine.

>> No.13844219

>>13844192
It's broth, not beer.

>> No.13844300

>>13842825
Look! It's the exact same video only commented by an epic youtuber XDDDD! Kill yourself you fucking disgusting zoomer

>> No.13844310

>>13844300
The quality of his comments are about on par with what you'd find in this thread, sadly.

>> No.13844333

>>13844179
do you watch the cups anon? they can be fun, great background noise

>> No.13844416

hey guys, looking for a certain webm where an asian chick is eating what i presume to be some strange raw seafood. i don't remember the name of the seafood but i remember it was roughly cone shaped, she bit into the top and some sort of liquid shot out, looked watery. i know one of you sickos have it, help a brother out

>> No.13844424

>>13844416
The seafood you're thinking of is geoduck, but I don't have the webm I'm afraid

>> No.13844433

>>13844424
thanks bro, i found a video through desuarchive, here it is if anyone is interested
WZz-pDTQW-s

>> No.13844453
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what a shitty webm thread

>> No.13844490

>>13835772

Which folder do I save this in?

>> No.13844500

>>13843721
nerve gas

>> No.13844518

>>13843721
>pressurized gas vein?

>> No.13844525

>>13840842
I'm guessing it's the truffle sauce.

>> No.13844528

>>13840314
The sheer lengths and wacky methods the whites use to try to make the turkey moist is always funny

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>> No.13844573

>>13844556
Cute

>> No.13844575
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>> No.13844577

>>13844556
im going into withdrawals just make my drink!

>> No.13844604

>>13835772
hot mouth

>> No.13844622

>>13844604
i think she may be insinuating something sexual.

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>>13837530
>wa la

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>>13840337
recommended by whom exactly? use your noggin.

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>>13843599
>>13843870
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH STOP

>> No.13844962

>>13844556
retardded.

chinks clownishly emulating actually good japs

>> No.13845015

>>13843345
Rocks can blow under heat, almost killed my mom when I was a kid cause I threw some rocks in campfire and 6 minutes later they shot out

>> No.13845044

>>13835798
>never enough cheese always too much sauce.gif
fucking frozen pizza fucks

>> No.13845103

>>13843599
the fact that that saw cuts so easily through the meat leaves me wonderinh how fucked he would be if he made a slight mistake and buzzed half a hand off

>> No.13845106

>>13843599
>checked
also my testicles shrivelled up

>> No.13845110

>>13843791
>americans.webm
Fuck off, it's a weird thing to nearly all of us, too.

>> No.13845112

>>13843954
Most hotels just have it free for staying there.

>> No.13845118

>>13845112
Most motels will have that. Proper hotels rarely have a free buffet.

>> No.13845122

>>13844528
I just brine it normally and use a probe thermometer to pull it before it gets dry, it's not difficult.

>> No.13845128

>>13845118
It really depends. The hotel I worked in had free breakfast buffet with 0 restrictions. It was a cheap one too with low amount of staff, but I was kind of impressed by it.

>> No.13845129

>>13844664
A collective of doctors with exhaustive medical science packing them? How stupid are you?

>> No.13845139

>>13845118
>Proper hotels
How are you defining "proper hotel"?

>> No.13845140

>>13845128
>It was a cheap one too
Exactly my point. Cheap locations throw stuff like buffets at you to attract you there. Nice hotels don't need to do that.

>> No.13845149

>>13835810
what is raymond saying here?

>> No.13845156

>>13845140
Dunno, I've seen some more expensive hotels also including meals free of extra charge. Like the breakfast has to be accounted in in the price of the room anyway, so you're going to charge more than an equivalent with the same sort of service. It's just a different approach to take.

>> No.13845263

>>13843486
you did that backwards

>> No.13845295

>>13845149
"the Jew lawyers just told me we might be liable. I know it's great television, but I think I'll have to shows these two retarded cunts that the kitchen has an electric can opener right over there."

>> No.13845327

>>13835810
>>13836917
>>13845149
>>13845295
https://youtu.be/L0bAc6mc5GM

>> No.13845349

>>13845015
they don't shoot out retard they explode into tiny pieces. you can rest assured you didn't 'almost kill' anyone, but you should do the job on yourself asap

>> No.13845363

>>13843333
why does that woman have an erection?

>> No.13845395

>>13843621
There's no reason for you to. A gimmick without a use, it's not like anyone will see you cooking

>> No.13845430

>>13836143
Is this the true form of the fabled 'go 'za?

>> No.13845503

>>13839434
looked pretty good until the french fries

>> No.13845507

>>13835795
what is the point of making your own dough when the supermarket has one of these bad boys working 24/7?

>> No.13845512

>>13839997
Do these stream on Twitch?

>> No.13845524

>>13843360
What's she doing these days? Sucking money out of her simps?

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>> No.13845553

>>13838962
his body is violently projecting that o ne way or the other

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>> No.13845576

>>13840337
He isn't dead.

>> No.13845601

>>13845553
He'd have probably had to get an ambulance if he hadn't vomited.

>> No.13845605

>>13843333
thats the face of a man who fucks his own mother

>> No.13845606

>>13845576
That means nothing.

>> No.13845614
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>>13844453
This makes me moist.

>> No.13845616

>>13845570
>mom found the bamboo dumplin trampoline

>> No.13845619

>>13838972
Thanks Paulie

>> No.13845623

>>13845606
It means everything actually.

>> No.13845635

>>13845551
Neat!

>> No.13845643

>>13845570
Thank you for the new webms friendo.

>> No.13845654

>>13843788
>>13843791

She cute

>> No.13845662

>>13835788
i love how the egg salad is perfectly portioned enough to avoid spillage upon being sandwiched

>> No.13845677

>>13836647
Isnt that the Omni Hotel buffet? because they charge $60. they even had a seafood tower.

>> No.13845714

>>13845623
You're an idiot.

>> No.13845722

>>13835772
what nationality is this qt

>> No.13845870

>>13836801
circle cooks even

>> No.13846170

>>13845103
He would be way better off than it happening any other way. A clean cut is your choice of cut

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>>13844416

>> No.13846434

>>13843345
on the up side there rock now has a smooth flat surface and is thinner which will heat up quicker

also it may be safer since its been heat treated but i have no clue on that

>> No.13846622

>>13836578
How do you eat it without causing a gigantic mess and instantly rotting your teeth from your skull?

>> No.13846634

>>13839087
There is no soul. It's the same as you being fed by a tube.

>> No.13846656

>>13840314
How could you possibly think this is better than just using stuffing, salt, and pepper.

>> No.13846673

>>13835798
Need to ramp up the RPMs on the cheese boys that shit isn't going to work for me.

>> No.13846903

>>13835772
I'm... I'm gonna... COOOOO

>> No.13846967

>>13846426
>Sea dick has sea balls XD

>> No.13847026

>>13835940
My pants feel uncomfortable now.

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>>13840665
thank you anon

>> No.13847070

>>13843721
>pressurized gas vein

>> No.13847086

>>13840307

Is pain a flavor to them?

>> No.13847353

>>13843277
Chuan is a gift from the Gods. I still remembering him forcing a mid-game break so he could have a snack. Fucking legend.

>> No.13847786

>>13843721
rocks crack with heat

>> No.13847822

>>13843599
>the pigger

>> No.13847823

>>13844123
have you tried joining a trade

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>> No.13847950

>>13847823
>Hey, go try to learn a hands-on skillset in a time when all non-essential close-work operations are being closed!

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>>13847823
I have a comp sci degree, got multiple trade certificates and licenses, including a security guard license, which people still to this day tell me that "security is always hiring bro. There really is no work, especially now. I don't think Canada is going to be around much longer and will balkanize shortly after this wu flu.

>> No.13848012

>>13840898
when they say "people" they mean liberals, because only limp-wristed faggots would pay for something like that

>> No.13848020

>>13843421

Enjoy your hypertension and heart disease

>> No.13848025

>>13839107
the asian girl in the video is just my type
tfw no egg-sausage eating chubby chinese gf

>> No.13848027

>>13848012
>herp derp derp imma bame ebryting on libruhl durrr
Right wingers can be just as rich and stupid with their money, asshat.

>> No.13848038

>>13847981

I think you just need to consider moving out of the country or maybe to another city, man.

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>> No.13848264

>>13848205
carbonara

>> No.13848280

>>13836578
>Already starts with a monstrosity
>Still two miny left
damn

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>>13838964

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>>13835772

>> No.13848598

>>13837326
What the fuck is wrong with these people?

>> No.13848630

>>13848354
https://www.newsweek.com/cool-hand-luke-eating-challenge-kills-man-1469656

>> No.13848691

>>13838604
>that gif
god I wish that were me

>> No.13848878

>>13848376
What's going on here?

>> No.13848924

>>13847981
>dont mind me im just pirating this soup

>> No.13848930

>>13835840
Based Dark Lord of the Garlic Valley

>> No.13849061

>>13836212
how does she get out without failing at the box office?

>> No.13849157

>>13845395
It would be fun. I like to entertain myself with things like that.

>> No.13849168

>>13835788
This upsets me on a primal level I can't explain.

>> No.13849177

>>13848205
>americans even circumcise their hotdogs

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>>13844179
>>13844333
>>13845512

a few weeks till we compete again in the spring babby cup.
opponents still tbd.

it is streamed and shared via youtube or twitch stream embeded into cytube.
all info here
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page

>> No.13849258

>>13848205
hey hey
ho ho
america has got to go

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>> No.13849267

>>13849258
China is going to just smother you once they're the dominant power, Vlad.

>> No.13849304

>>13849267
who cares lmao
rather eat bat soup than american '''food'''

>> No.13849382

>>13835885
I actually laughed out loud

>> No.13849457

>>13838964
>YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

>> No.13849465

>>13839107
imagine all that BPA lmao

>> No.13849471

>>13840314
Is this the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cheese"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" amerimutts eat?

>> No.13849574

>>13838811
kek

>> No.13849587

>>13843977
Have you never heard of rat poison?

>> No.13849613

>>13840314
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ANGLOS AND FOOD

>> No.13849622
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>>13849471

>> No.13849627
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>>13849622
vs

>> No.13849644

>>13849261
What a disgrace.

>> No.13849679
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>>13836578

>> No.13850105

>>13849261
What is this filthy Snickers shit

>> No.13850110

>>13849265
Oh it's a bat eater got it

>> No.13850142

>>13835772
Sigh... unzips.

>> No.13850269

>>13844453
but, how does he get out?

>> No.13850445

>>13835840
absolutely NOTHING wrong with this, tastlet

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