Sangiovese

[Anonymous No.13837542]

I bought all the Sangiovese last week. My girlfriend has no palate and keeps guzzling is like it's a common California shit wine. How do I make her understand we're probably not going to be able to buy this for a long time due to the Wuhan virus?

[Anonymous No.13837555]

beat her

[Anonymous No.13837574]

>>13837542
just get a bunch of two buck chucks and give her those

>inb4 she won't drink that
switch the label then

[Anonymous No.13837576]

>>13837555
Checked. I'm going to shove the actual bottle on her ass.

[Anonymous No.13837791]

>>13837542
>drinking "italian" wine

[Anonymous No.13837814]

>>13837574
>switch the label then
Just pour some Franzia into your leftover bottles. Dumb lush bitches can't tell the difference.

[Anonymous No.13838037]

>>13837791
Italian wine is better. You fell for the California scam?

[Anonymous No.13838063]

>>13837542
Poison the wine so she has a miscarriage.

Zero mercy for sluts.

[Anonymous No.13838100]

>>13837542
Are you sure it isn't because your wine is shit?
or too light?
Buy her Californian wine.

>>13838037
According to who? new world wine is crushing it.

[Anonymous No.13838257]

>>13838100
>too light
You absolute pleb. I am from the 707 and I have had bottles of wine that you will never be able to afford. I can assure you it's a scam which rubes like you can't get enough of.

[Anonymous No.13838270]

>>13837542
As another anon suggested, have a few beers and give her a good beating. It'll not only shut her up for a while but she'll appreciate your point of view in the morning.

[Anonymous No.13838272]

>>13838257
le insecure Europhile whose greatest fear is falling for a label switch has arrived.

[Anonymous No.13838275]

>>13838257
If you're so high falooting and it sucks then why do you bother with it mr 707?

[Anonymous No.13838278]

>>13837555
>>13837576
>>13838270
you're alright, /ck/

[Anonymous No.13838353]

>>13837542
Stash it, and feed her something you enjoy less. I had to do it with my Scotch - got her some Walker Red, and the problem solved itself.

[Anonymous No.13838394]

>>13837542
Aren't there a fed years aging constantly? Also I seriously doubt they neglect their major cash crop during lock down

[Anonymous No.13838442]

>>13837542
>Imagine getting made over people drinking tipsy fruit juice the wrong way

[Anonymous No.13838485]

>>13837542
Be a man, put your foot down, and tell her to stop drinking your wine. As a bonding exercise, go to your local wine store and find something cheap she likes that you can buy for her.

[Anonymous No.13839039]

>>13837542

Next time, instead of buying lots of it, buy the most expensive. If something is abundant, of course she is going to drink lots of it.

Also, that may be a sign of her appreciation. If you have any concerns, take her to a wine tasting course.

When I drink wine, I explore the following:
>Smell
>Clarity- hold a white dishcloth beneath the glass
>Colour- hold glass at eye level
>Taste- what can you taste, break it down into components

Also, get her a few books on viticulture and explore the following topics with her: history, climate (sunlight, humidity, temperature), location (geology, regions/appellations), grape types, blended wines, production methods.

[Anonymous No.13839050]

>>13838270
Before feminism men didn’t have to act like monsters to get some respect at home

[Anonymous No.13839054]

>>13839039
Wine snobs are hilarious
Just drink it faggot

[Anonymous No.13839098]

>>13838037
>if its not Italian its Californian

somewhere a man in a beret sheds a single tear

[Anonymous No.13839517]

>>13839050
They just did it for fun, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.13839711]

>>13839054
Food snobs are hilarious.
Just eat the bug gruel faggot

[Anonymous No.13839825]

>>13839039
faggot

[Anonymous No.13840176]

>>13838063
western women would pay more for that these days

[Anonymous No.13841369]

>>13837542
>Bastardo
That is a common shit wine though
>the wuhan virus
Oh, you're poor. But we knew that already didn't we ^_^

[Anonymous No.13841420]

>>13837542
>buying up all the bottom shelf alcohol because of the trump virus
Typical white trash.

[Anonymous No.13841497]

>>13838272
I don't give a shit about Europoors. I just know the wine is better. It's not like it is more expensive or anything.

[Anonymous No.13841506]

>>13838353
This is really the only solution.

[Anonymous No.13841526]

>>13841369
>bothered by "wuhan virus"
Found the bat eating zipperhead.

[Anonymous No.13841602]

>>13841497
>my favorite subjective qualities are superior to your favorite subjective qualities
I hope someone lies to you about what's in your glass and you embarrass yourself in front of multiple people whose respect you are trying to gain.

[Anonymous No.13841741]

Buy nebbiolo you idiot.

[Anonymous No.13841771]

>>13841497
>It's not like it is more expensive or anything
Yes it is, if you're in America. Sounds like you're buying trash wine for way more than it is worth without even realizing it.

[Anonymous No.13841915]

>>13841526
>economic anxiety intensifies
how does it feel being sacrificed?

[Anonymous No.13841944]

>>13838257
>the 707
I like how it thinks anyone knows or cares WTF that is

[Anonymous No.13842019]

>>13841944
Botttom line is that we don't care what your 707 bullshit is. It seems like some bullshit california that nobody in their right mind would care about about. See how far that bullshit goes in 212.

[Anonymous No.13842027]

>>13837555

[Anonymous No.13842039]

>>13842027
If the bitch is still alive but she's shut up then there's no reason to beat the bitch.

[Anonymous No.13842052]

>>13842027
If you keep her alive then you can rape and pillage her later, there's no reason to kill the bitch unless she's a treacherous whoar.

[Anonymous No.13842115]

>>13837542
>tfw work in fine dining
>use bastardo for cooking wine, or the duck shit or emmolo whatever's leftover from BEOs
>casual sips on the line
>using the use a collective $1200 worth or already-paid-for wine and champaigne that was opened and unused at somesuch wedding party to make chicken piccata for staff meal the next day

hee-haw

[Anonymous No.13842126]

>>13842019
You're probably right
C*lifornia wine only impresses c*lifornians and flyovers (same thing actually unless the c*lifornian lives in san francisco proper, and no, daly city is not san francisco)

[Anonymous No.13842774]

>>13842126
LOL ok San Franigger

[Anonymous No.13842864]

>>13842126
I'm rarely impressed by wine. I've had some really good Sangiovese, some fantastic Rioja, and some Californian Syrah that I'd pit against Australian and a decent amount of French.
In as much as the land does have massive effect on the wine, the vintner is what (who?) literally makes it.

[Anonymous No.13843543]

>>13840176
Based if true

[Anonymous No.13844456]

>>13842774
Wrong coast. I haven't even set foot there in at least five years
>>13842864
>that I'd pit against Australian a
So in other words not good at all? I agree. California wine is shit.

[Anonymous No.13844514]

>>13838100
>According to who? new world wine is crushing it.
Literally anyone who isn't a mutt. Who the fuck would drink American wine? Hell who would eat American food? An American provenience is basically a death sentence for food anywhere in the world except maybe Canada.

[Anonymous No.13844571]

>>13844514
Aussies and C*lifornians have pretty similar taste in wine actually

[Anonymous No.13844834]

>>13844514
Argentine, Washington, and Arizona wine is better than any region in Europe.

[Anonymous No.13844861]

>>13841369
How does calling it the wuhan virus make you sound poor? The virus originated there

[Anonymous No.13844915]

>>13844861
But you are poor

[Anonymous No.13844944]

>>13839711
Based
>>13839054
Cringe

[Anonymous No.13846251]

Yeah I bought a bunch of bottles of Italian wine because I'm poor and that was all I could afford to stock up on, retard. How dumb are you >>13841369

[Anonymous No.13846379]

>>13844456
>>13844571
>seething, coping, soulless coastie defines himself by the wine he consooms and gets mad when other people like wine that he doesn't consoom instead