/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13842445]

Has anyone eaten 7/11 roller food and lived to tell the tale? Is it the final culinary redpill?

[Anonymous No.13842447]

>>13842445
the food roller is top tier. quit being a babby

[Anonymous No.13842450]

the spicy taquitos are good

[Anonymous No.13842452]

I like the burger big bites

[Anonymous No.13842455]

I ate a hot dog, it was fine. You get what you pay for.

[Anonymous No.13842462]

>>13842445
no, rats use those rollers as exercise machines and shit all over it.

[Anonymous No.13842481]

i ate a chili dog from there once and then shit out half my body wright two hours later

[Anonymous No.13842520]

I had a couple hot dogs from one when I was in Boston. It was pretty good

[Anonymous No.13842582]

the hot dogs are okay, have a few friends that the little rolls are excellent when your high

[Anonymous No.13842628]

>>13842445
Went to it a ton while in japan this summer
Had it a few times during Blizzcon just this year at the one next to Disneyland. Pretty good, west coast city ones are a ton better than our North East coast ones.
I also got a slice of pizza there and some ice cream when I was down the shore this year, pretty good too.

[Anonymous No.13842631]

>>13842445
usually good, depends on how clean and well run the store itself is though. Used to get wings from one up the street that my girlfriend worked at when I lived in florida, they were very good, along with the baked goods. I like the lemon poppy seed muffins.
There was also a race-trac that I got jalapeno poppers from a couple times that were alright too.

[Anonymous No.13842871]

>>13842445
People who eat this stuff
>Basketball American
>Landscaper
>Obese White Guy that wears shorts year round

[Anonymous No.13842892]

>>13842445
I had one from QuikTrip years ago when I was starving but didn't want to eat too much before a football game. It was fine, and I felt fine.

I dunno, I would avoid them unless I lived in a place where I felt like they were being consumed enough to be fresh. In a driving city, I feel like there's too many other higher-quality items available for people to stop by a gas station for food. If I was in a walking city, I could see myself popping in for a quick handheld snack on the way to my next destination.

[Anonymous No.13842901]

>>13842445
When I was a kid, my dad moved across the state after a promotion.
It was in the beginning of summer, so my mom and I stayed home, so I could have one last summer with my friends.
Every weekend we would drive to visit dad and on the way to and from, we would stop by 7-11 and I would always get two cheeseburger hotdogs and a Slurpee.

[Anonymous No.13842921]

I got the buffalo chicken roller once thinking it was like a chicken taquito, then I was very disappointed upon realizing it's just a tube shaped chicken nugget with the worst texture I've ever had in a ground chicken product

I usually get the big bite hot dogs, can't go wrong with those, especially with the self serve "chili" and some mustard and onions

[Anonymous No.13842940]

>>13842445
I ate a roller dog and one of the corn things one night I was hammered, followed by watery instant yakisoba. I entered a 2 month depression that I am just now recovering from.

[Anonymous No.13842963]

I used to eat their burger dogs liks a mad man wmin middle school and I put every condement on it

[Anonymous No.13842983]

The buffalo chicken rollers are good if you get them at the right time. I'm glad I live in a state with Mavericks though, they havr great food for a gas station. Just wish they served it 24/7.

[Anonymous No.13842994]

I got the wings a few times

[Anonymous No.13843152]

the steak and cheese taquitos and the Monterrey chicken taquitos are the best hands down
fucking fite me faget

[Anonymous No.13843159]

they're literally probably just old and heavily greasy/processed. I worked at a sev and liked a lot of the rollers, but only fresh. I never died or had horrible meme gastrointestinal distress like you babbies

[Anonymous No.13843186]

>>13842462
this sounds like something a kindergartner tells his friends

[Anonymous No.13843188]

>>13842628
The ones in Japan might as well be a completely different company. So much better.

[Anonymous No.13843192]

>>13843152
Absolute patrician taste

[Anonymous No.13843446]

>>13842447
Fuck off and make me another Slurpee, pajeet.

[Anonymous No.13843452]

Turkey hill next to me had rolling cheeseburgers that were top tier. Their whole roller rig went to shit after kroger bought them out.

[Anonymous No.13843458]

>>13842445
The foods of questionable quality? Yeah, I'll grab some every now and then. They're actually not bad in the morning when they're rather fresh.

[Anonymous No.13843514]

>>13843452
Kroger fucking sucks. They bought out Smiths and now they suck ass. I hope they never buy out Harmons.

[Anonymous No.13843525]

>>13842445
Not recently, but I used to a lot.

[Anonymous No.13843603]

>>13842445
Used to eat that every day when I was in the army, tastes good as fuck

[Anonymous No.13843675]

>>13843514
Fuck off Salt Lake fag

[Anonymous No.13843677]

>>13842445
It's fine.

[Anonymous No.13843716]

>>13842462
based and also true

[Anonymous No.13843911]

>>13843675
No you, Harmons is good.

[Anonymous No.13843943]

>>13842445
It's good

The pizza though. I wanna say it's good because its not addicting and you're generally satisfied with one slice, but bad for that same unaddicting taste. If you want pizza and dont want to eat it all very fast, 7 11 pizza is the brand.

[Anonymous No.13843946]

>>13842445
tasted good but there's a nagging feeling that you're consuming pure nitrites

[Anonymous No.13844013]

I miss the kebabs and nachos with a big gulp worth of cheese and wedges and free double cheeseburgers I’d steal. Oh and the pussy.

[Anonymous No.13844061]

>>13842445
Buffalo chicken taquitos are really good for a quick on the go bite

[Anonymous No.13845096]

>>13842921
>I got the buffalo chicken roller once thinking it was like a chicken taquito, then I was very disappointed upon realizing it's just a tube shaped chicken nugget with the worst texture I've ever had in a ground chicken product

same shit happened to me. I haven't eaten from one in a while but the cream cheese jalapeno taquitos were pretty based from what I remember. Also, the first time I got mozzarella sticks from there they must have been fresh because they were amazing but every time since then they've been disgusting.

[Anonymous No.13845180]

>>13842445
Rollergrill jalapeno&crema taquitos washed down with 2 for $3 tallboys have been my go-to hangover remedy for years. It's everything you need.

Macrobrew ice beer and light beer is indeed "basically water", thanks beer snobs, you can take your seat. That's the point. You need a little "hair of the dog", but hard liquor when you're already hungover is shaving the whole animal and snorting it like a line of cocaine. Bad idea. You need to hydrate more than anything. You want something that's mostly water, with just enough alcohol to dull down those razor blades rattling around behind your eyes. Enter: 25 oz units of medicinal compound, containing 5-6% alcohol by volume along with some residual sugars and other carbs to give you a mood-improving bump in blood sugar. Besides having a crispy on the outside, creamy on the inside texture that's inoffensive enough to be choked down now matter how many somersaults your stomach may be doing. those roller grill taquitos also contain a lot of salt (electrolyte, another important part of rehydrating), protein (makes you feel full, so you don't overindulge while you're still evening out your keel and make yourself sicker), and fat (slows the absorption of alcohol into the body so you get a gentle, relieving buzz instead of ending up hammered again). Bonus round: you can get yourself squared away for less than $5. I don't know how people who aren't living within a short drive's distance of a 7-11 deal with hangovers, must be a real herculean task.

[Anonymous No.13845208]

>>13842871
I landscaped for 7 years and you are 100 percent correct