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Well /ck/, Could you???? I don't think I could...

>> No.13853156

>>13853153
I could, easily, and for $3,500 I would.

>> No.13853160

>>13853156
This

>> No.13853162

drinks? easy. fries? easy. adding the nuggets makes it much harder, as with just the fries and half of one of those things of nuggets, i would easily be full. but i definitely COULD finish all the nuggets. Throw on 4 burgers? no. i would be wayyy to full at that point to even eat one of the double patty ones. no way would i finish all of em.

>> No.13853163 [DELETED] 

>>13853153
I could do it in about 30 minutes

>> No.13853178

>>13853153
that's just breakfast

>> No.13853180

>>13853156
>>13853160
>>13853163
>>13853178
fatasses
>>13853162
based healthy appetite anon

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>>13853180

>> No.13853191

>>13853153
im like 160 and i doubt it could. not to say i wouldn't try though.

>> No.13853196

>>13853153
this looks significantly better than the shit they give me at my mcdonalds

>> No.13853199

>>13853153
Easily, for that money. I've probably eaten that much before on a binge, just for myself. The drinks make it harder, from a sheer volume standpoint, but, 90 minutes is a lot of time. I'm 6', 182 for reference. Little on the chunky side, need to lose ten or fifteen pounds

>> No.13853213

>>13853153
I would sure as hell try as long as I'm allowed to vomit after the 90 minutes are up.

>> No.13853215 [DELETED] 

>>13853153
Get me a bottle of chup and I'll do it right fucking now.

>> No.13853219
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13853219

I walk 6 minutes to the McDonalds on my thirty minute lunch break to down two quarter pounders, two mcchickens and probably the equivalent of 4 large cokes when I have enough to refill my cup and I walk back in time to have 10 minutes left before I have to clock back in. Hell I'd do it for free just so he'd up his pricetag for the rest of you.

>> No.13853251

>>13853219
post gut I need material for fap folder

>> No.13853255

>>13853153
Spend the first hour on the burgers, then munch on the nuggets and fries for the last half hour.

>> No.13853258

>>13853153
Easiest $3,500 ever.

>> No.13853263

>>13853153
I could kill that shit in 10 minutes if I really tried.

>> No.13853271

The soda would be the hardest part for me. Fizzy brown water literally stings my bitch throat. I'd struggle to finish 1.

>> No.13853274

I'd have to take my time

>> No.13853278

>>13853271
the soda really is the only hard part of that desu, you have to realize that mcdonalds (and other fast food places) make their food such as that it is not filling so you go back for more/order more. Its all science, this shit would be easy

>> No.13853287

>>13853153
No, I’m incapable of eating that much

>> No.13853292

>>13853287
Have you ever tried?

>> No.13853293

>>13853199
I’m 6’3” and 220, I really need to lose 20-25 lbs. how do you like to lose weight?

>> No.13853297

>>13853292
ya i ate ur moms pussy which is even bigger than OPs pick lmfao

>> No.13853310

>>13853153
i would destroy that

>> No.13853311

>>13853293
Don't eat so much. Only way to do it. As for how to eat less, it's a matter of what works for you. I've found that being home makes me lose weight, since my mother is gluten free and I'm vegetarian these days, so there's barely ever anything for me to eat in the house. I've lost 15 pounds since December

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>>13853251

>> No.13853317

>>13853297
HOLY FUCKING BASED

>> No.13853320

>>13853153
I'd probably get through the food in 45 minutes and spend the rest of the time slowly trying to finish the drinks.

>> No.13853321

>>13853292
I’m like 125 lbs dude, it’s just not going to happen nor would I want it to

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13853323

Yep, small meal for me.

>> No.13853325

>>13853315
Thanks much, very nice

>> No.13853329

>>13853321
You're a skeleton wtf

>> No.13853332

>>13853325
yw.

>> No.13853333

>>13853329
I’m 5’8 so it’s not as skinny as you think

>> No.13853335

>>13853153
I can eat the food in ten or fifteen minutes at a fairly relaxed pace. It's not that much food. The drinks would be more difficult but 90 minutes is way more time than anyone should need. The real challenge would be not puking out that disgusting shit before finishing.

>> No.13853339

>>13853293
not who you replied to, but cheeze-its and peanut butter is VERY filling for about 600 cals

>> No.13853340

>>13853335
I'm surprised by the amount of people saying the drinks would be difficult. I could probably finish those in under 25 seconds combined. They're what? 16 ounces?

>> No.13853342

>>13853340
i can vouch for peanut butter as well, lost a lot of weight eating not that much of it

>> No.13853347

>>13853153
>90 minutes
sure
the only hard part is the drinks, but you have 90 fucking minutes
you can just ape your way through it, even as a lanklet

>> No.13853351

>>13853340
I could do that too but then it'd be harder to eat the food. Have you ever tried drinking a gallon of water? Drinks fill you up quickly.

>> No.13853355

>>13853342
meant for
>>13853339

>> No.13853368

>>13853323
I'm nervous about losing weight because I think this is less attractive than a fat body

>> No.13853369

Would be tough even for me but I'm sure I could
t. 325lbs

>> No.13853382

>90 minutes

Absolute easy mode.

>> No.13853408 [DELETED] 

>>13853153
I wouldn't let my dog eat a McDonald

>> No.13853425

>>13853368
For me it was easy because I have annoying heart issues.

And I was still like 160lbs there.

>> No.13853440

>>13853153
Would probably choke up on the coke but the food portion looks easy.

>> No.13853445

>>13853153
Easy. Spend 80 minutes setting up a blender and turning that shit into soup and then 10 minutes savoring the delicious sludge I've created.

>> No.13853476

>>13853351
I'm an alcoholic so I usually start by day with about 34 ounces of water and chase that with another 34 ounces of water.

>> No.13853492

>>13853368
fat is way way less attractive than saggy skin, can always get a tuck anon

>> No.13853541

>>13853153
Could do the solids easily but weirdly not so sure about the drinks despite them being liquids.

I dont actually like the brown sugar water in the first place, and 4 cups of them seems like a significant amount. Would gladly exchange them for 1 more burger.

>> No.13853546

>>13853153
ive done less sober, much less drunk

>> No.13853550

>>13853492
>>13853492
i know girls that love bear dudes
never saw anyone compliment loosen skin

>> No.13853551

>>13853153
I'd give it a try.

>> No.13853561

>>13853180
No you stupid faggot. If you've dropped by mcdonalds lately their fucking burgers are tiny

>> No.13853568

>>13853153
I couldn't.
Those Burgers have raw onions on them.
Cook that shit.

>> No.13853592

>>13853153
It would be physically impossible to put that volume of soda in your stomach, alongside the large food mass.

>> No.13853605

>>13853153
i'd probably eat one box of nuggies, have a few bites of the burgies and a swig of coke.. thank them for the meal
$3500 isn't worth the attempt

>> No.13853623

This is a 30 minute job at best.

Easy money...

>> No.13853629

>>13853592
This. I could probably gluttonize the actual food but the sodas? naaaa

>> No.13853645

>>13853153
That's almost literally my meal after a ten hour shift in the warehouse except the sodas are beer.

>> No.13853653

>>13853153

I'd do it for free and annihilate it all, so fuck yeah would do it for 3500 dollarydoos.

>> No.13853658

>>13853153
not that hard
it would still be a challenge but definitely doable

>> No.13853686

>>13853658
step aside twigboy. this is merely a snack

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>>13853605
>i'd probably eat one box of nuggies, have a few bites of the burgies and a swig of coke.. thank them for the meal
I'm sorry, anon, did I forget to mention the OTHER terms of our little wager?

>> No.13853720

>>13853686
not everyone is morbidly obese

>> No.13853736

>>13853720
not everyone is skinny and anemic

>> No.13853741

>>13853153
90 minutes?.. yes

>> No.13853754

>>13853153
mcdonalds chicken nuggets do not look that good.

>> No.13853769

>>13853333
I’m 5’9 and 160, get eatin boy

>> No.13853789

>>13853736
cope fatty

>> No.13853834

The food I could down in 15 but those drinks would be a challenge.

>> No.13853839

>>13853153
probably, once i ordered mcdonalds, 20 nuggets. but they had these spicy nuggets, so i got 10 spicy and 10 regular, and some other shit i dont rmember. anyway, when it got here, there were 20 spicy and 20 regular nuggets. i ate em all along with whatever else it is i was eating, good stuff. so yeah i guess i might be able to finish all that, as long as i can substitute the cheese for somethin else

>> No.13853861

>>13853153
$3,500 is not much, really. I suppose with enough time to prepare, maybe. Eat at an extreme caloric deficit, maybe 500/day for 6 days. Lots of grinding, like walking 4-5 hours per day. A few spurts of all-out cardio HIIT for a cardiovascular stress test. If that goes poorly, then cancel. At the end of 6 days of that, divide it all into front-loaded portions of four meals 22 min apart and eat slowly, making sure to really grind it all up. After, two shots of vodka to get everything relaxed. Famine, an ordeal, then victorious feast is a tale as old as humanity and reenacting it seems likely to do the least lasting damage.

>> No.13853864

>>13853153
Pffft easy. Take away the drinks and it would be more challenging desu

>> No.13853868

>>13853153
I could get through two burgers, one of the fries and one drink. Anymore would be impossible.

>> No.13853923

While at uni in the US, I once ate a suitcase full of hamburgers, so I might be able to do that, yes.

>> No.13853947

>>13853153
the sodas would be my bane but otherwise i could do it, can barely drink 4 ounces of that shit without getting bloated

>> No.13853949

>>13853153
You'd have to pay me a lot more than 3.5k to eat garbage.

>> No.13854025

my mom fed me this much when I was a kid, minus the 3 drinks and one burger

>> No.13854028

>>13854025
Your mother is a terrible parent for feeding you garbage-tier food and you should tell her someone on the internet said this.

>> No.13854035

>>13853153
I would do my best but would probably be topped out like a birch after the third big Mac and the first cup of fries. I once had a big Mac and quarter pounder meal with a med fry I think and felt like I was about to burst open.

I'm fairly certain I would fail at drinking all four of those drinks. A feat like this shouldn't even be humanly possible.

>> No.13854038

>>13853153
*flip the tray and run*

>> No.13854053

>>13853153
Easily. Id do it for a lot less.

>> No.13854074

>>13853153
>90 minutes
yes, easily. Just rush through it

>> No.13854084

>>13854053
$100 desu

>> No.13854186

>>13853561
Everyone knows what a fucking McDicks burger is you retard. If you think 4 doubles on top of everything else is still something you could eat then you're definitely riding your mobility scooter there daily, aren't you? The state of some of the people on this board, honestly.

>> No.13854194

>>13853153
i would get full from just one of those hamburgers, so no

>> No.13854195

>>13853789
seethe soyfag

>> No.13854196

>>13854186
just the fries and nuggets would fuck up any normal person

>> No.13854200

>>13853153
I could plow through half of that tray in 10 minutes
So that leaves me 80 minutes to struggle with the rest

>> No.13854226

>>13853629
>>13853592
Huh weird my stomach can drink something like a big bottle of coke and feel normal but all that food? i don't think i could unless those burguers are the small shitty kind

>> No.13854232

>>13853153
I could probably manage all of that minus the cokes. Stomach would probably burst drinking all of that

>> No.13854246

>>13853153
Fuck no. I have the unfortunate duo of being underweight with a slow metabolism - get full quick and remain so for a long time. Plus the stuff would be cold after half an hour, doesn't sound fun

>> No.13854282 [DELETED] 

>>13853156
id do it for 10 bucks. free meal and 10 bucks? whats not to like?

>> No.13854289

>>13853153
I'd do it in 30 if I had to.

>> No.13854311

>>13853861
>$3,500 is not much, really.
Even at a salary of 100k, 3,500 isn't an amount you can just dismiss

>> No.13854317

I don't try I could, but I'd try.

Really not sure about these 4 drinks however.

>> No.13854324

>>13853153
90 minutes?
$3500?
hell yeah, just give me some sauce for those nuggies

>> No.13854333

>>13854324
No sauce.

>> No.13854337

I'll be in pain and possibly destroy my digestive tract but atleast I'll have $3500 to buy cocaine with

>> No.13854355

>>13854333
checked
still easy

>> No.13854358

>>13853153
I'd pay 3500 jk

>> No.13854385

>>13853153
I might be able to eat all that food but it'd be tough. I'd say I'd have a 40% chance.

>> No.13854393

>>13853153
Being unable to eat this in 90 minutes has to be some bullshit meme I'm unaware of.

>> No.13854399

>>13854393
No meme, you're just fat.

>> No.13854404

>>13853153
I could have all that and be hungry an hour later, just switch out the 3 cokes with water and it'll be good.

>> No.13854422

>>13854186
>4 doubles
It's 3 and a single you blind retard and there's only two fries you dumb shitter. There's not that much food there you're just projecting like a dumb faggot.

>> No.13854441

>>13853153
The key would be getting coke that doesn't make you burp. That much liquid after that much food is going to make you vomit.

>> No.13854447

>>13853153
the drinks are the hardest part desu

>> No.13854454

You people are either fat as fuck or you're lying, like I can polish off a 24 pack of nuggets without breaking a sweat but four double quarter pounders? Four? Fuck y'all.

>> No.13854485

>>13853153
I need this right now. I don’t even want the $3,500. Give me the McDonald’s.

My waifu is being rigid and won’t let me get McDonald’s during quarantine.

>> No.13854532

>>13853153
Yellow snot makes me retch, so probably not.

>> No.13854652

>>13853153
tbqhfam I probably could if not for the soda. Sorry but I don't inject the liquid jew into my body.

>> No.13854664

I have eyes bigger than stomach so I definitely say I could but probably can't.

>> No.13854670

>>13853153
2 burgers and one order of fries and I'll feel like shit for several hours so no I couldn't do it. If I was 20 again I could put all that away no problem though.

>> No.13854740

Disgusting how some of you are so morbidly obese that you think it’s acceptable to eat that much trash. Post bodies you fat fucks so we can laugh at how unsightly you are

>> No.13854758

>>13853153
Every time I go to a McDonald's I end up thinking I could keep eating that food forever, but I never manage to finish the soda, it just fills me up instantly. Probably in 90 minutes I'd manage to eat all that. I'd also throw it up shortly after because no way my stomach would even try processing all that shit, but for three grands I'd do it.

>> No.13854783

>>13854485
Same here, my man. I’ll murder yours if you murder mine.

>> No.13854796

>>13854740
This is a food and cooking board, not a lonely-gym-junky-clinging-to-his-weight-as-the-only-thing-he-has-in-life board.

>> No.13854800

>>13853153
I could probably do the food but the drinks would fuck me up

>> No.13854804

>>13854186
i'll shit on your mom's grave faggot

>> No.13854811

>>13853153
What kind of stupid question is "could/would you do it?".
If you could do it the only reason to not do it is if your time is worth more than $3500 for 90 minutes, which is irrelevant for over 99% of the population.

>> No.13854906

>>13854422
I saw the fucking single and just didn't care. Oh I'm sorry only two fries? Wow that's only 4 people's worth of burgers, 2 people's worth of nuggets, 2 people's worth of fries and 4 drinks! 4 meals at once is a perfectly doable portion, right fatass? The only projecting I'll be doing is using your 300 pound ass as a canvas for movie night.

>> No.13854922

>>13854796
Cope fatfuck. Post your greasy rolls so I can get a good laugh for the day. I know you don’t care about yourself anyway so why not? You’ll just order a 20 piece and wash your misery away with another liter of Pepsi

>> No.13854927

>>13853153
Could I replace the burgers with more fries instead? I know mcdicks is trash but I can munch down those fries all day

>> No.13854928

Doubt it. Maybe if I didn't eat anything for two days, but one of those burgers and side of fries would fill me up.

>> No.13854929

>>13853153
That’s what? Three days worth of calories? What pig would willingly ingest this poison?

>> No.13854935

>>13853153
For 3500 you bet I would force myself, is that even a fucking question?

>> No.13854945

>>13853153
I would tip it into the trash and collect my $3500

>> No.13854954

>>13854945
Holy based

>> No.13854976

>>13854906
>4 people's worth of burgers

What sort of manlet are you? Mcdonalds burgers are tiny.

>> No.13854980

>>13853153
I could do that but the suffering it would cause my colitis would not be worth the $3500. I make more than that in two weeks of take home pay.

>> No.13854985

>>13854906
You stupid fuck. It's not for an everyday meal you dumbshit. It's for $3500. If you really can't eat that much you're a fucking manlet useless shit. There is no reason no one can't down that amount of food which is just slightly more than a non-manlet active male can down for the day.

You really pretending it's a lot of food for the whole day?

Fuck off and eat shit.

>> No.13854991

>>13853153
I could eat maybe one of those fries and feel too full. so I'd try but probably would not succeed, and then have gastro problems for some time after.

>> No.13855005

>>13853153
Maybe if the cokes were water. Or flat.

>> No.13855010

>>13853153
The kicker here is the 90 minute time limit. Carbonated beverages reduce stomach contractions and all that bread and meat would definitely slow down stomach emptying. While you'd assume you'd want to pace yourself, you'd definitely want to get as much of it in you within the first 15-20 minutes, then graze/pace your way through the rest. I'd probably eat the patties and nuggets first, then alternate between buns and munching on fries. Only sip the coke when I need the liquid, the chug the rest last.
You've got 2+ litres worth of stomach volume, minus a cup or two of digestive juices. Just chew well and anyone could do it.

>> No.13855018

>>13854985
>2 fries, 2 nuggets and 4 sodas is totally normal, if you're a fit male like myself!

>> No.13855023

>>13855018
Yes for a whole day worth of food it's not really that much. Go to they gym and run for an hour or two. You'll burn it all off by the end of the day. If you're not a 5foot1 manlet.

>> No.13855024

>>13854985
fat

>> No.13855025

>>13855024
I'm 6'4" and bench 400.

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>>13855018
>It's not for an everyday meal you dumbshit.
>...is totally normal...

>> No.13855031

>>13855028
It's enough food for the day for a healthy active male.

That's roughly 4000-5000 calories. Athletes in training consume double that amount.

>> No.13855043

>>13855031
>Athletes in training
like anybody here even slightly qualifies for that. even as a heavy /fit/ler you dont need more than 3k

>> No.13855046

everyone here balking at the soda. the fries are what would do me in. they'd have to be fresh af. not really a fan of fries.

>> No.13855047

>>13855043
Again if you're a manlet that's true. Bigger people eat more moron fuck.

>> No.13855051

>>13855043
If you don't eat enough you're not gonna support your muscle mass. It's really simple as that.

>> No.13855060

>>13855023
>200 grams of sugar
>A two hour run

>> No.13855061

>>13855043
A Double quarter pounder large meal is only 720 calories.

20 Nuggies are 440 caloies

Thats a total of 3760 calories. Oh wow maybe you'll have to skip breakfast tomorrow and be at a totally healthy weight.

>being this much of a moron.

>> No.13855065

I guarantee that nobody balking at manlets not being able to finish some obese-tier binge is as fit or as athletic as they claim to be. Obesity cope can be spotted a mile off with your eyes closed.

>> No.13855067

>>13855060
Yep a two hour run and one gym session. Also you're not jogging you're doing high intensity intervals so you burn plenty of calories. You're one of the lazy cunts that sits around in the gym looking at their phone all day so they can tell everyone how great they did.

>> No.13855070

Okay we get it your fucking babies you can't finish the meal, that doesn't mean everyone who isn't 5 feet tall is fat.

>> No.13855073

>>13853153
No, taking that money would affect my unemployment eligibility

>> No.13855074

>>13855065
Exactly, these morons who don't intermittent fast think that things like that are a large meal.

Yes you're eating all your calories for the day in one siting. You're not snacking and you're not eating any more til tomorrow. It's really not that much food.

>> No.13855078

>>13855065
It's deeply pathetic. I'm an obese myself, but I'm not going to lie about it or run at the mouth pretending to be a personal trainer. I could eat that meal because I've eaten way too much for way too long, and I even though I know it's bead for me I would do it for $3,500 because I'm poor enough that that amount of cash would have a positive impact on my life.

>> No.13855086

>>13855074
You apparently neither read nor understood a word of my post.

>> No.13855090

>>13855086
Yes manlet, cope more

>> No.13855102

>>13855074
Cool story manlet, post height.

>> No.13855172

>>13854985
I'm 100% aware what it's for you fat retard. I'm saying it's a shitload of food regardless and would be a big struggle. I'm 6 foot 5 so I'm definitely not a manlet, you fucking bowling ball of a man. Make sure not to trip on your way to your 5th dinner, you'll probably flatten some poor old woman.

>> No.13855185

tear the burgers into thirds or fourths to swallow them, wash everything down with the drinks and nuggets and inject the fries into your throat for a fast consumption and a fast poop. That's what I see professional Hot Dog eats do at lest.

>> No.13855192

>>13855172
>fat retard

Here come watch a small asian lady outeat you fucking manlet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dxqlXPyDl4

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little asian lady can eat 62 hamburger but babby manlets on /ck/ can't even get through some nuggies
why are manlets counted as first class citizens? They're literally 3/5s of a person

>> No.13855207

>>13855192
Please, as if that's remotely on point. I'm a foot bigger than people who eat competitively, but they do that for a fucking living. She's definitely out eating you, too, anon.

>> No.13855211

>>13855205
>waah waah everyone who doesn't eat as much as my healthy 300 pound blubber ass is a manlet
Stay fat, virgin.

>> No.13855214

lol are you kidding. that's fucking nothing. hardest part is all the soda, that might get me, but i've easily eaten more than that in one sitting at mcdonalds

>> No.13855217

>>13855207
She doesn't eat competitvely. She does it on youtube moron. She just eats more because her metabolism is amazing and doesn't absorb many calories.

That and she doesn't eat between binges like you snacking on oreos and skittles.

>> No.13855222

>>13855185
That's a surefire way to get sick. Pro eaters do that stuff for speed, you've got 90 minutes here. If you chew everything thoroughly, it'll take up less space in your stomach.

>> No.13855223

>>13855211
>waah wahh, everyone whose taller than 5 feet is an obese fattie
stick to the happy meal

>> No.13855225

>>13855217
So what was your point in relation to the argument going on in this thread, then? That was just showing an outlier for the sake of it.

I don't snack on junk, and don't consider 3 hamburgers a snack either unlike yourself.

>> No.13855226

>>13855217
>muh metabolism meme
Imagine thinking this is a thing that at all matters. Jesus christ, go to the NHS website and read their posts about metabolism you uninformed baboon

>> No.13855230

>>13855223
I am definitely taller than you, and you assuming I have to be some midget to not want to gorge on McDonalds is retard logic.

>> No.13855231

>>13855211
>baby man can't eat more than 300 calories at once or they'll explode

>>13855225
My point is that it's not really a large amount of food like you're pretending it is fucking moron. It's barely 3500 calories, some fine dining 10 course meals have more calories in them.

>> No.13855234

>>13855226
>It's all that matters

No it's not all that matters, but you're pretending that everyone is a sedentary cow like you.

>> No.13855235

have eaten 8 mcdoubles on the drive back home once. this is nothing

>> No.13855239

>>13855230
>people pay you lots of money to eat one meal
>I don't want to get $3500

Do you know how pathetic you sound right now?

>> No.13855240

>>13853153
I could probably force myself to do that for the money. I would not enjoy the second half of it, though.
I see a lot of people worrying about the drinks, but that'd be the easiest part for me. I'm a hard drinker and mostly limit myself to beer. I reckon I could process four sodas pretty fast.

>> No.13855241

>>13855230
It's not that you don't want to. It's that your babby manlet tummy can't handle it and thus you lash out at those than can. Also you aren't taller than me.

>> No.13855246

>>13855222
When I take on a big meal eating it fast usually allows me to eat it all compared to taking my time the first few bites grow on my stomach. I look back at when I learned how to take on a large order of Wings at BDubs, the small orders would fill me up because I'd take my time and nibble on fries between wings, then I attempted a large order and the only way I could do it was eating them as fast as I could and then downing everything with water or beer afterwards.

I haven't had a large order like that in ages for obvious reasons but making food last when it's hearty like that just makes it harder, for me at least.

>> No.13855248

>>13853153
i do this at least 3 times a week

>> No.13855253

https://foodanddrink.scotsman.com/food/scottish-chef-creates-govanhill-munchie-box-with-over-4500-calories-at-his-australian-restaurant/

Scottish people eat this after a whole night of drinking.

You are all manlet retards who think that tray is exceptionally large.

>> No.13855254

>>13855241
Not unless you're over 200cm, anon.

>> No.13855257

>>13855254
If you're 200cm and don't eat that amount of food on the daily, you're a fucking skelly soyboy for sure. That's not even enough to support a relatively healthy weight for you.

>> No.13855260

>>13855254
You're not over 200cm but if you are and you think that's too much food to eat then I could probably flick you and you'd fly away with the wind

>> No.13855261

>>13855257
Lord no, I've developed a gut over the years, actually.

>> No.13855262

>>13855261
Please tell me your daily diet and don't omit snacks and fucking grazing.

>> No.13855267

>>13855261
If you are 200cm and are 100kg you will require at least 3120 calories to maintain a healthy weight.

You're fucking lying or a manlet.

>> No.13855312

I probably could but I'll barf at minute 91 lol

>> No.13855319

>>13853153
When i was younger i could wolf all that down in a sitting. Now that I'm older i'd have to have an empty stomach and a prayer to god.

>> No.13855446

>>13853153
>Could?
Likely, although the idea of drinking that much soda irks me.
>Would?
Hell yes.

>> No.13855459

>>13853153
5 years ago I could easily. But after cleaning up my diet drastically, I don't think so. I'd definitely try though.

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>>13853255
>Hour old nugs and fries
McDonald's burgers are at least still edible after being out a few minutes

>> No.13855494

>>13853340
Nah desi. McDonald's large drinks are ~32oz, minus ice ofc

>> No.13855502

>>13853153
No, simply because I am a human, not an animal.

>> No.13855511

>>13853153
>>13853255
>>13853382
>>13853623
What is the lowest amount of time it could offer and you would still accept?

>> No.13855520

>>13853592
As a fattie but previously omegafattie, I use to put down a 2liter dr pepper in about 2 hours while eating

>> No.13855585

>>13853769
Why would I want to weigh more? What’s wrong with you?

>> No.13855587

>>13855235
I drank a half gallon carton of eggnog on the 7 minute drive home once, makes me feel bad about myself

>> No.13855658

>>13853153
I could, but $3500 isn't worth it.

>> No.13855670

>>13853153
Sure I guess, but why $3500? That seems like a strange amount.

>> No.13855684

>>13855511
20 minutes

>> No.13855692

>>13853153
Remove all the burns and save them for later
Munch away on all the meat, cheese and nuggets
Wash down with coke
Soak all the buns in the coke and stuff them down your throat
Wash down with more coke
Finish up with the fries
Finish coke

Done. I'll give myself 45-60 minutes max IF I take my sweet time doing it

>> No.13855760

>>13853215
chup ahoy!

>> No.13855798

>>13853153
I'd try it, but being a stomachlet, just half a burger would make me feel full until I digest it and feel hungry again.
I'd have to get used to eating a lot everyday for a while.

>> No.13855799

>>13853153
I can devour all that in less time

>> No.13855802

>>13855658
unless your salary is over 20 million a year it's worth it

>> No.13855803

That’s food for like a week, no way i could eat all that in one sitting.

>> No.13855805

>>13853153
Could do this in 10 minutes or less

>> No.13855813

>>13855802
If you have no dignity I guess.

>> No.13855817
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13855817

That Giant Pizza you can eat with a friend has some merit due to the math behind the pizza circumference.
But I feel like most of these "Would you eat this meal" types of things are exaggeratedly easy shitposts to watch artisan hipsters dance around that they could totally do eat the whole thing and contrarians who want people to feel bad for it.
This is legit just a binge meal if it weren't for the 4 cokes.

>> No.13856081

>>13855043
>heavy /fit/ler
>dont need more than 3k
You're not heavy, nor do you train heavy.

>> No.13856088

>>13855813
dignity is an artificial concept that doesn't get you any value.

You can buy respect at anytime.

>> No.13856107

>>13853153
Why is he outside?

>> No.13856108

>>13853368
he would look slightly better if he shaved his gay ass facial hair

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>>13853153
I'm 5'10" ~135lb, pretty lean though still a skelly. I'm sure I could do this, but I'd be pretty damn full. I've eaten 2 Steak & Shake 4 buck meals in one sitting with a milkshake, but I wanted to end my life after that.

>> No.13857988

>>13853153
Yes I am an adult male I could easily

>> No.13858000

>>13853153
I'd take a puff of weed first to get hungry and if I can move fast enough to eat in 90 minutes I WILL be taking the money

>> No.13858055

>>13856108
No I wouldn't. I look like a balding child without it.

>> No.13858225

>>13853153
I'd eat a small portion of shit for $3,500.

90 minutes for that is reasonable and there appears to be only the downside of being too full and not finishing.

>> No.13858233

>>13853153
I eat one meal a day at 180lb. 20pc McNuggets with two McDoubles and a medium fries is my cheat meal. The hardest part of eating all that would be the drink because I’d be pissing like a firehouse after.

>> No.13858240

>>13855511
10 minutes would be pushing it.

>> No.13858241

ᵧₑₐₕ

>> No.13858291
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13858291

rate my order, lads

>> No.13858318

Give me a cup of mac sauce and it's a wrap. I'd eat all the fries and nuggets and the single burger within 5-10minutes, relax for the next 30-40 then kill the other 2 doubles. Easy peasy. I wouldnt be able to do it all in 30 or less though. 90 minutes is an eternity though

>> No.13858785

assuming i could switch the sodas to water then yes i could

>> No.13858827

>>13858291
>No Mustard
>No Ketchup
>No Diced Onions
>No Pickle
Looking pretty bas-
>American Cheese
Ew.

>> No.13858838

>>13858827
FUCK OFF LEPERD

>> No.13858857

>>13853156
that 2 liter Cola is going to be a problem.

>> No.13859557

>>13853153
3500 American pesos for an appetizer? Easy earned money

>> No.13859597

>>13853153
Yeah, hardest part seems to be the cola

>> No.13859603

>>13855692
>save them for later
Uh, if you can do that I'll just take the lot and save it for later. Done in three seconds.

>> No.13859605

>>13853153
No, but thanks for the food.

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13860093

>>13853153
what the hell is this baby shit? this isn't a challenge this is just a moderate case of the munchies.

>> No.13860105

>>13853153
>McDonalds
Fuck no, if it was something delcious like Chick fil a or something then yes

>> No.13860106

>>13853153
I would struggle but I could force it down for three and half grand. This also applys to cock

>> No.13860114

since when is being fat a thing to be proud about

>> No.13860118

>>13860114
I'd rather be fat than ugly if you catch my drift

>> No.13860123

>>13853153
Is that supposed to be difficult?

>> No.13860132

>>13853153
for $3500 for sure

>> No.13860767

OH GOD NO NOT THE PLAGUE

>> No.13860775

>>13858055
I think you look just fine the way you are anon
unrelated but what are those pictures lol

>> No.13861037

Getting cardiac arrest costs more them $3500 so hell no.

>> No.13861053

>>13853153
Yes. Easy. You underestimate the americans.

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13861074

I regularly eat more food than that so yeah jokes on that guy
the soda is the only real problem, but if it's iced tea I got this

>> No.13862506

>>13853156
same

>> No.13863073

>>13861037
I think the only way you'd get a heart attack eating this is if you're already a fat fuck

>> No.13863097

>>13863073
Or the 20 grams of sodium in that pic

>> No.13863098

>>13862997
Steaming in plastic. you're actually retarded.

>> No.13863102

>>13853191
Get of the internet gramps.

>> No.13863116

I've eaten an entire white castle crave case, this is just a warm up for me

>> No.13863117

i dont think i could eat half of that, and i'm pretty fat. mostly from drinking

>> No.13863141

>>13863102
listen here buck-o, your being mighty rude and i don't appreciate it

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13863146

can i get a bish dish

>> No.13863147

>>13853153
Without puking? probably not.

>> No.13863148

>>13863140
I'll have a shot with a Corona for chaser, Coof Coof

>> No.13863150

>>13861317
Looks like you got touched

>> No.13863153

Because she's a whiny, fat, JAP from New York.

>> No.13863154

>>13853153
every time I eat mcdonalds, I never feel full, even after eating 5 burgers and a couple fries, I want more. I think I can handle everything pictured here in about 30 minutes or less

>> No.13863166

>>13853153
I'd eat all the food, piss all over the soft drinks and tell them to stuff the 3.5k up their ass.

>> No.13863168

>>13853153
If I go fast enough, maybe I could make it. Would probably be sick and throw up later, but at least I'd have my 3.5k.

>> No.13863175

>>13863152
your wife has a fat ass but I bet your hips are bigger

>> No.13863177

>>13863152
now i need portillos

>> No.13863179

>>13853153
The pop would be what stops me desu

>> No.13863193

There were almost no COOFERS in this thread. Now look. Fucking bat soup niggers

>> No.13863218

>>13863166
Watch out lads, we've got a tough guy here!

>> No.13863221

>>13853162
Yea but you'll have 90 minutes to finish it all, sip on the drinks while eating and you'll be fine

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>>13863111
infect me daddy

>> No.13863245

>>13863133
> They call the cattle black.
Only Angus.

>> No.13863248

>>13860775
Not my house. ;)

>> No.13863258

>>13862113
>that pinky finger
>remember thumb on the out side of your nazi punching fist

>> No.13863259

I'm a 5'2" 100lb GIRL and I think I could do it. 90 minutes is enough time. The drinks would be the most difficult part.

>> No.13863314

>>13863259
>girl

>> No.13863322

>>13863097
>2020
>Unironically falling for the "sodium=bad" meme

Jesus Christ.

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>>13863342

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>>13863322
Still better than tumblr: I just saw an artist get yelled at for "softcor porn" when all the pic showed was a character's bra.

>> No.13863370

>>13853153
the only problem are the fries
idk why but somehow after 2 burg and 1pack of fries already filled me up

>> No.13863384 [DELETED] 

>>13863242
grow up

>> No.13863389

>>13863314
Trannies are girls too, bigot.

>> No.13863394

>>13853153
This is only twice my usual order.

>> No.13863423

people in this thread are seriously underrating those drinks

>> No.13863425

>>13863389
Wrong

>> No.13863439

>>13853153
I would tell them to donate the money to charity.

>> No.13863826

>>13853153
This guy must be a manlet.
Triple it and it would be a real challenge

>> No.13863859

>>13853153
If you're not a fat fuck all you would to do to manage this for an easy 3.5k is to not eat for a day or two prior, then you will EASILY be able to wolf all this shit down.
Fucking retards man I swear.

>> No.13863871

>>13863423
It's diet coke though

>> No.13863875

>>13853153
smoke a joint and i definitely could.

>> No.13863882

>>13863875
DUDE WEED

>> No.13863927

>>13853153
Yeah I could easily finish that meal very quickly. The hard part would be to finish the soda. I wouldn't be able to drink that much. By the way, how much calories is in that tray. Just because I can force that much down my throat does not mean I want to live with the consequences.

>> No.13863935

>>13863322
sodium is bad when you have too much, and that's pretty easy to do when you eat a lot of processed food. just because you don't have to completely avoid it doesn't mean no amount of it is ever bad, that's a retarded way to think about it.

>> No.13864051

>>13853153
Sounds weird but I think I could do it without the drinks.

>> No.13864109

>>13853153
I can easily put away everything but the Sodas. If I drank them all, I'd get bloated and start belching everywhere. And I'm not even fat.

>> No.13864229

>>13853153
>90 min
fuck i could do it in 20

>> No.13864267

Imagine thinking a few grand is a lot of money.

>> No.13864280

>>13864267
For less than an hour's work? It is.

>> No.13864290

if traps are gay, then i will be infected

>> No.13864298

>>13864109
Sip more carefully and belch between sips. Don't do this in company, obviously.

>> No.13864439

>>13853153

Shit I'm a fat ass, I've literally ordered a setup like this from McDonalds a month ago or so and ate it within two hours. Easily could have done so in half the time so 90min is nothing.

>> No.13864469

>>13864298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOOhBeewUOE

>> No.13864793

>>13853550
You've also never seen your penis, you fat fuck.

>> No.13864804

>>13864469
Nice.

>> No.13864944

>>13853153
I hate cheese.

Aside from that, I'd definitely try.

>> No.13865014

>>13854186
I haven't been to a McDicks in 2 decades. I would only know them from the awful smell.

>> No.13865587

>>13855817
This. I intermittent fast and if I just eat a salad with protein the day before, the next day by 3 im ready to crush. I've been lazy a few times and gotten mc'ds and I ordered two big Macs, a double, a 10pc nugger, and a large Fry which is pretty close to this, and im sure I could've eaten more with no issues. But if I could get coke zero I bet I could finish those too, its the 90g of sugar in each of those sodas that would destroy.

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>>13853153
holy fat fuck

>> No.13865710

That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>> No.13865715

>>13853153
This might sound strange, but I most likely could if I was fucking pissed.

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>>13853156
I would do it for free desu. As long as I didn’t have to pay for it. Yes I’m fatty

>> No.13865765

Would be a dream to be paid to do what i have trained for for ao many years