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Why does he have to pretend everything is terrible? This pizza looks delicious.

>> No.13855722

Because that's what gets his show views, especially in America.
Watch stuff with him that isn't US Kitchen Nightmares and you will see a much more amicable Ramsay.

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>> No.13855727

Because he's a fucking faggot and RESTAURANT IMPOSSIBLE is a thousand times more honest and Robert Irvine will let an episode be more chill and boring than a KITCHEN NIGHTMARREEZZ episode for the sake of honesty and helping out a good family restaurant run by decent people as opposed to choosing a garbage laughable family to laugh at on FOX.

>> No.13855734

Unless that's a stuffed crust, the outer base is too thick. Cheese isn't cooked enough. You can tell the middle of the base is soggy just by looking at it. No black pepper, whole thing is likely underseasoned. There's gonna be more grease than base in this dish.

If you think that looks good then fuuuuuck

>> No.13855735

I know UK television and it's much, much worse than America.

>> No.13855739

>Why does he have to pretend everything is terrible? This pizza looks delicious.
Congrats, you have figured out he is a fake tool without true skills.

>> No.13855740


Calling bullshit on this one

>> No.13855741

>This pizza looks delicious.

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Garbage Standards Thread

>> No.13855964

That pizza looks horrendous even for a bargain pizza joint. And that is supposed to be their best dish if I remember correctly

Say what you will about his television persona, but he's a legit chef with Michelin rated restaurants
>inb4 he lost his michelin stars
His New York restaurant, which he's barely even involved in anymore did, but his London restaurant still has 3 stars

>> No.13855984

It's television and most of it is scripted, dummy

>> No.13856001

That brit faggot must be really desparate to have fags like you shilling his bullshit.

>> No.13856010

most? All. That's why it's on tv in the first place.

>> No.13856017

More like

>> No.13856021

>Unless that's a stuffed crust, the outer base is too thick

Google "Denver style pizza". Yes, it's a thing. No, I don't condone it.

>> No.13856038

I hate to say it this way if you're in anyway good at what you do then do don't need to be on TV like a hollaring yammering british faggot.

>> No.13857083

Nope. Where do you think Americans got it from? UK one is much worst. US telivision is pretty mild and censored in general.

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That's a good looking 'za, but it needs some ranch.

>> No.13857255

>greasy as fuck
>dough in the middle is raw
>"thin crust"
if it was cooked properly by someone who isn't delusional, I would think it looks pretty good

>> No.13857260


What are you talking about, US TV is just adverts broken up by more adverts

>> No.13857264

As opposed to what?

>> No.13857266

...so your whole argument is "if it was done right, it would be good."

But it wasn't done right, and that leaves us with...

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>rag on american food all day every day for le memes
>get mad when british man i don't like rags on american food all day every day for le ratings

>> No.13857331

I think his initial reaction was way overdone, but his actual analysis of it was right

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>> No.13857346

Dude you're just wrong compare UK versions of his show compared to America it's like night and day. No cringey drama editing and sound effects and less autistic screaming over <<literally>> nothing

>> No.13857356


No one in the UK would watch this shit. American TV is just retards shrieking at eachother to get eachother amped in-between product placement

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>> No.13857397

How long have people been making this exact thread?
What's the point in constantly making it so people make the same responses.

>> No.13857415

R E A L L Y ?

>> No.13857424

/pol/ and /intl/ clap whenever they see the same thread more than once a week and get mad if it doesn't go exactly the same way the last thread did

>> No.13857431

fuck off to /b/ you spamming faggot

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>> No.13857803

What about the UK reality tv show where they take a pack of the worst young people they can find, then have them live on their own in some dingy house and force them to work on fish markets and stuff to give them some "hard life lessons"?

>> No.13858148

I actually visited this restaurant in january, had a pizza and it was quite good. Owner talks a lot though lol

>> No.13858264

>Owner talks a lot though lol
I hate that. I'm just here to eat. I don't give a shit about your gay stories.

>> No.13859540

Now THAT is a fuckin' good lookin' 'za.
Absolutely based.

>> No.13859571

UK TV these days with that faggot hollaring at everything is pathetic and not worth watching. I prefer the old stuff like Monty Python and Benny Hill.

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>> No.13859578

The UK can't even do their own tv shit these days, it's all run by merkel and euro focus groups.

>> No.13859580

No, because BBC.

>> No.13859583

Exactly, euro focus groups run by merkel. The bbc can't do jack shit on it's own anymore.

>> No.13859590 [DELETED] 

I can't stop ejaculating on my daughter's shoulder. I just walk up and cum on her sweaters.

>> No.13859592

That's kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRgt5_0Byc

>> No.13859599

hot, spicy, and thoroughly terrible take

go back to /pol/

>> No.13859604

Why is the crust so wide? It's like an entire baguette round a mini pizza

>> No.13859606

I can't post in /pol/, so I came here to share the glow-in-the-dark virus with all of you.
>Why does he have to pretend everything is terrible?
Because it's a staged show where he's going to be butthurt about everything until he forces changes on half of the served shit so it matches with his "vision" or whatever.

>> No.13859624

That's because people use stupid chains instead of local joints where they can specify "extra thin, extra crispy." Big chains like to dough it up to maximize profits.

>> No.13859627

What does a local mom & pop joint have to do with going to /pol? You're clearly a moron.

>> No.13859634

Anyone that disagrees with your pathetic sorry ass needs to go to /pol. That makes a lot of sense. Think your bullshit through next time.

>> No.13859857

mmm plain bread

>> No.13859864

if that looks fine to you, you must be a nigger tastelet

>> No.13859868

absolute meltdown

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>> No.13859934

Exactly what i was gonna a say, just 16hrs too late.

>> No.13859980

Get coofed on, you retarded Fatfuckistanian.

>> No.13860011

Because the UK are the original fucking normalfaggots. Why do you think the US broke away?
>The Beatles
>Monty Python
>Harry Potter
Garbage culture.

>> No.13860024

americans are absolutely repulsive

>> No.13860027

Gained 5 Kilos by just reading this recipe.
>do they rly

>> No.13860028

That looks yummy
yum yum mmmm

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why isn't there a virgin ramsay vs chad irvine yet

>> No.13861150

If you want a real reason it's because he literally made up his resume and lied.

The rest of the industry has no respect for him whatsoever and doesn't want to even be associated with him.

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typical british hypocrite

>> No.13862964

I agree that british television is shit but I also agree american "reality" tv is also shit. any programs which pretend to be anything they are not are all shit and staged bullshit

>> No.13862984

Crust is way too big, anything bigger than a half inch is a wasted potential breadstick sale.

Cheese was not spread all the way to rim, bloody edges galore (only acceptable on margherita or any other traditional style pizza). Crust will undoubtedly be fed to dogs. Cheese also appears heavy, some grease pooling visible in center.

Topping distribution is actually pretty spot on, Looks slightly uneven at 6, 10, and 12 o clock. but could just be camera angle. Density is slightly light but acceptable for shredded sausage.

Bake is under done, no browning of cheese visible. Likely due to excess cheese as crust appears to have acceptable bake.

I give this pizza a 6/10, it is a good drunk pizza as it is excessively heavy in cheese and the high fat and protein content is highly satisfying for drunk munchies, dried sauce edges are less likely to be noticed by the impaired palate, and excessive crust size should provide a satisfying fullness like a large freshly baked pretzel.

>> No.13863736

>fish in a hot dog bun ceases being fish because you encase it in some cheap roll

So you're saying you're retarded. Gotcha.

>> No.13863744

>everything is a kebab if you wrap it in bread
>except it's not when you put falafel in then it's falafel

Max retard detected.

>> No.13863745

>Gigantic in every direction versus a bit tall, but proportional

>> No.13863763

silly teaboy who can't cook for shit, just like the other 60 mil people on that completely kiked and pozzed island
He's crying because he forgot his pizza license

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>i'm kewling boolshite on this wan mate

>> No.13864343

this comparison is so retarded, the meat on the bottom isnt even sticking outside the bun

>> No.13864951

Another warning sign is that the cheese has withdrew from the edge., but its still too soggy to be lightly browned.
Which would have been fixed by using half the amount of dough and a hotter oven with a pizza stone.

>> No.13864996

Why do you keep posting this dumb moron that has nothing to do but hollar into a tv camera and microphone? He's fucking pathetic. If he was so good at shit he wouldn't need to be on tv.

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>> No.13865035

He's right about Gordon ramsay though. His UK show he was an ass but not so over dramatic like on the American show.

>> No.13865124

>fat in food is bad

>> No.13865589

what I've never understood is why he didn't think to slice the first burger in half like he did with the second one.

>> No.13865594

Lmao imagine getting this triggered on 4chan

Haha kill yourself my tranny

>> No.13865604

Seriously, Italy may have invented pizza but America made it what we all know... If it were the Italian style, we would have got rid of it by now!

Sure, many hate them but we should thank Americans for making the Pizza what it is now...

Now if you want to hat someone, have someone tried a Chinese pizza? You won't find them, they commit suicide or get coronachan...

>> No.13865610

Why do you assume is some /b/tard?
He has a point... "It looks"...
Now the taste, is a matter of real discussion.

>> No.13865649

looks bland greasy doughy and soggy. id eat it but it looks shit honestly man. also Gordon is funny, I don't give a shit about anything he cooks or what he has to say about cooking but hes a funny fucker for the most part.

>> No.13865675

That pizza look like spoiled taint

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