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13860619 No.13860619 [Reply] [Original]

why no webmthread?
post webms ffs i want to see food

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Making a cake.

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For future reference OP, when making a webm thread it's good to follow the /wsg/ etiquette of posting three webms when you start a thread.

>> No.13861548

How does he g*coof* *coof*out breaking all th*coof* *coof*?

>> No.13861563

this guy could just not use shit tofu, literally you only need silken tofu ever for any recipe required

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>> No.13861861


Dude you are a faggot

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what's even the point of that board? just go to /gif/ and quite being a little bitch

>> No.13862271

then go back! /wsg/ is a discount reddit

>> No.13862348

Tofu isn't supposed to be meat, retard.

>> No.13862613

>Tofu isn't supposed to be

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5 minutes later he'll be blacked out

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god i hate women

>> No.13863223

those playdoh drumsticks whoo boy

>> No.13863364

Fuckin coofin' on you mate. Disgusting.

>> No.13863413

That's a damn good bit.

>> No.13863460

Hahahaha this is the post

>> No.13863568

i've seen much worse food unironically posted here

>> No.13863821

Uses over a hundred times less resources than raising an actual bird

>> No.13864081

How he managed to cut himself in the same hand he's using to hold the knife? Amazing.

>> No.13864085 [DELETED] 

IT was from the fish

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>> No.13864124

No. He cut it in that little protrusion in the knife base.

>> No.13864335

mad lad

>> No.13864636

>here is your double diabetes bro!

>> No.13864641

That's only half a shot for me.

>> No.13864645

Is this just an act? Where can I meet a woman like that?

>> No.13864654

a college bar

>> No.13864655

Why? Looks like a large deli meat to me. People who dislike deli meats are homosexual.

>> No.13864658

Colleges are places of learning where I live. They don't serve alcohol.

>> No.13864667

>using tofu as a meat substitute
Retard detected

>> No.13864683

What in the fuck, this is the kind of shit that makes people want to kill people

>> No.13864692

get out, coomer

>> No.13864707

Fuck that

>> No.13864731


You obviously did, learn the difference between then and than you mongoloid fuck.

>> No.13864734

Based retard who doesn't understand the human brain and how it processed language. Hot tip: you can consciously know the difference between synonyms but still type out the wrong word without noticing.

>> No.13864761

Tastes like dye

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oh boy! my favorite thread on /ck/!

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>> No.13864878

>Tofu is just for vegans

>> No.13864888

There's nothing to fold, it's already cooked through
>hold up man, i just need to burn the other side

>> No.13864891

>hold on, lemme just fold n flip my frittata

>> No.13864893

I don't get the point of making these bad mock-meats. There is plenty of good vegan food out there that won't feel like a brick in your stomach.
Make a nice nut roast if you want something that feels 'meaty'.

>> No.13864901

That seems to basically be a nut roast, though. It just has some bits moulded into the shape of drumsticks for fun.

>> No.13864946

People are willing to do this for twenty cents of profit -- why aren't we making more recycling facilities? If people will dig through trash to get literal food, can't we subsizide reducing waste by collecting those plastic spoons, instead of offering white ppl 5c a can? Then maybe there won't be trash stacked to the ceiling?

>> No.13864975

Nigga just mad he don't jizz buttercream

>> No.13865065

italians btfo

>> No.13865076

transporting it would be as a ratio highly expensive to take it to SEA, which is the only place with labor that cheap.

>> No.13865088

wtf, I was only using half the utility of my pans before. I feel cheated

>> No.13865091

Not all of us went to Finnish middle schools

>> No.13865159


What the fuck is with this pretentious shitty webm

>> No.13865263

brb taking insulin for just watching that

>> No.13865419

You started drinking pretty early, too.

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Chris Chan is the most well documented man alive that he practically is the Truman Show.

>> No.13865534

is this what radical centrism looks like

>> No.13865543

why do americans do this

>> No.13865550

It is high in protein.

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>He hasn't heard of mapo tofu

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>mapo tofu

>> No.13865772

>Florida middle school*

>> No.13865845


What's the joke here? That's about two legit shots she poured in.

>> No.13865852


>right in front of a young child

What the fuck is wrong with white people?

>> No.13865858

But mapo tofu has pork in it

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>> No.13866159

why do meateaters always have to shove their belifs in everyones face?

just eat whatever u want, dont try to force others eat what u eat

>> No.13866181 [DELETED] 

there's no way a piece of meat that thick will cook before the coating is burned and the cheese leaking out.

>> No.13866184

just becaus u think does not mean every one else think so
i love meaty stuff but i dont like eat dead animals so i love this stuff

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>he can't enjoy his meat and veggies

>> No.13866262

>half cup soy sauce into tofu
that's like 300% daily salt intake right there, easy.

>> No.13866272

If you order this in the states you get the Nips fucking awful version that isn't spicy and isn't full of pork. The original chink version is good but again it's because it's full of pan fried pork.

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I'm crying

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The duality of crab

>> No.13866871

Vile. Imagine fooling yourself into thinking tofu bread pudding is meat. Vegans are insane.

>> No.13867044

Then just use the ingredients separately instead of forming this monstrosity

>> No.13867084

When you replace the Blind BBQ pit guy's ingredients

>> No.13867179

underrated post

>> No.13867190

what is this dish

>> No.13867204

....this isn't true. Vegetation takes massive amounts of resources, almond milk is an example, TOFU it SELF may not take as many resources, but being vegetarian/vegan takes massive amounts of resources.
Cheers for being vegan because you think you're helping the environment you fucking retard.

>> No.13867226

At first I thought the child was grown because you see her face for a second then she's laughing and moving around.
Yeah, white people. I'll never understand. Just because you think your kid knows, doesn't mean you should make then, know.

>> No.13867235

oh fuck off my god. Vegans constantly tell people what to do. I follow tons of vegans on IG and my god half the time they're saying if you care about animals, consider being vegan. There is a reason the vegan stereotype exist.

That person was making a fucking joke you goddamn wanker.

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are you genuinely retarded?

>> No.13867243

Wtf are those raisins

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>> No.13867265

If you replace that disgusting tofu mixture with something else it doesn't look half bad

>> No.13867271

>If you replace that disgusting tofu mixture with something else

Like meat?

>> No.13867287

People who used tofu as meat substitute are fucking retarded and so are you for thinking of it.

>> No.13867295

Fuck off Kirei

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>> No.13867321

For what purpose

>> No.13867325

You fill it with cheese and veggies and make a calzone

>> No.13867372

This made me extremely uncomfortable

>> No.13867419

This isn't even the worst thing chinks do to animals

>> No.13867441

Oh the shit i've seen on /b/, i know bro

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>> No.13867456

Looks nice n tasty

>> No.13867523

>Uses over a hundred times less resources than raising an actual bird
And tastes like shit.

Just eat the fucking tofu instead of trying to make it resemble meat.

>> No.13867678

Is it supposed to look like barf inside of the lasagna?

>> No.13867698

Wait, who eats rice with milk?

>> No.13867703

It's a joke. Brits and Americans put milk on their morning meal, cereal

>> No.13867731

>It's a joke. Brits and Americans put milk on their morning meal, cereal
Yeah, on stuff like cornflakes, granola, oats or whatever, not fucking rice.

Guess japs find it funny somehow?

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>> No.13867754

>would be more convenient just to chop off its head and kill it instantly
>Keep it alive so it can spend its last minutes alive in agonising pain, watching itself getting picked apart and devoured
The Chinese deserve communism.

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>> No.13867767

It's in a bowl and it's breakfast time

>> No.13867781

Yeah, i get it, but it is just not funny.

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>> No.13867817

please no more I can't take it.

>> No.13867835

red velvet fucking sucks anyway
its just chocolate and cream cheese which are both SHIT

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>> No.13867852

Everything was fine until the whore dumped fucking cheetos in the daamed thing.

>> No.13867866

To put some others guy's dick in obviously.

>> No.13867883

Too much fuckin tofu shit itt.

>> No.13867893

even the meat webms itt are shit

>> No.13867922
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I think it's a misunderstanding when Nips see Rice Krispies, they just see rice in milk and gag, not realizing that the rice has gone through a process that makes it taste nothing like rice.

>> No.13867933

>his wife has to help him make the food that gave him a stroke in the first place

>> No.13867962

Well, that's not food for Jack, that's for his church only. Jack is now on strict healthy keto diet, you know?

>> No.13867971

Jack is the kind of guy that would go to church meetings during a quarantine

>> No.13867981

There's still rice pudding, which is mostly milk and rice, so it's not like totally weird.

>> No.13867988

Yes, a devout and pious man of the lord. A paragon of virtue following a strict religious and moral code.

>> No.13868225

not gonna lie that looks delicious as fuck
definitely looks better than that shit movie

>> No.13868284


this made me mad but i would still eat it

>> No.13868395

all that salt

>> No.13868418

This WebM guarantees me that I would want to punch you upon first glance. KYS

>> No.13868439

Cute, would gf

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>> No.13868459

it's not a terrible combination
i've eaten a bowl of rice with a glass of milk, i guess that's not widely different from pouring the milk on the rice

>> No.13868495

Love how these people are vegan so they don't hurt any living creature then pour fucking nutritional yeast on everything. The fucking irony is just lost on them. Wait till they find out about the ultrasonic "screams" that plants emit when they're cut.

>> No.13868500

What the fuck did they do to the stuffing to make it into that disgusting paste? It's bread, how does making it vegan ruin it like that? They shouldn't have to do anything special to make it vegan in the first place.

>> No.13868622

I was wondering this too, unless they seriously tried to make some sort of "vegan sausage stuffing". Just fucking use a box of stovetop stuffing. It's bread and seasoning.

>> No.13868658

Only in Asia. I swear to you, the mainlanders are not fully human. This is not a question of culture or "how they grew up," they're just not fully evolved.

>> No.13868665

tofu isn't a singular ingredient
there are multiple types of tofu, each has it's specific uses, fucking americans

>> No.13868707

the setup shot was the coolest part of this

>> No.13868715

He serves as God's disciple; bitch slapping anyone who smokes weed

>> No.13868844

I'm more a bread kinda guy when it comes to baked good but shouldn't you avoid over mixing cake batter? like just until mixed and no more?

>> No.13868895

eating rice with a little bit of milk and cinnamon sugar is what I did as a kid when I didn't want to spend 2 hours making rice pudding

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>> No.13868914

Corona needs to hit them harder

>> No.13868923

>this looks like a Jack video but the hands are so feminine
>jesus christ who IS this retarded woman
>get to the end of the clip

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>> No.13868949

I think its so wet that not much gluten forms anyways.

>> No.13868970

have sex incel

>> No.13868971

A shot is two tablespoons

>> No.13868972

I want to press my face to her asscheeks while she cooks

>> No.13868976

>muh whye peepo
kill yourself jamal

>> No.13868987

__ _________ ______?

>> No.13869001

I think I heard it started in Germany actually

>> No.13869012

>Japanese cooking
>mozzarella cheese

>> No.13869027

what's wrong with cheese in modern takes?
neither curry, eating meat, or deep frying things are native to japan either

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>> No.13869060

There's nothing "wrong" with it, it's just inauthentic
If you used soy sauce in your coq au vin I'd laugh at that too

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>> No.13869069

This same amount of information could have been conveyed in a quarter of the time

>> No.13869073

why Jack....just, why

>> No.13869100

What? You think japanese people didn't eat meat before? Also they've been frying for centuries

>> No.13869123

This made me so incredibly angry... until the end.

>> No.13869130

You’ve made someone on /tv/ very mad

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>> No.13869164

This retard was on /co/ last week claiming that the best way to "own" people was to greentext and wojack(? soyjack? I'm too old for this shit) their post in a new thread. Guess now he's cross-boarding as well.


>> No.13869178

As soon as I saw his fucking wristwatch and fatass arms and hands, I knew it was Jack

>> No.13869179

fucking horrid hipster shit, I'd rather see some cheese mommy milkers

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is this for some retarded fitizens or something what the fuck is nutritional yeast, vital wheat
seems like some soylent green cooking to me
what's next, add hgh and estrogen valeriate?

>> No.13869198

thers plenty of resources there
food, water, arable land, various industrial resources such as metals or minerals
theyre just to stupid to live in a civilized manner

>> No.13869202

Nutritional yeast is disgusting.

>> No.13869247

I have tried this before, it's very helpful. Would recommend should you have some clean kitchen scissors on hand.

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fuuuck haven't had a good laugh in a long time
he's the only hipster I actually like, TASTY!!!

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I like your style

>> No.13869267
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>what the fuck is nutritional yeast

>> No.13869278

It's literally just dead yeast. It's the latest bugmen food trend after bugs and soy.

>> No.13869289

heard they use mashed potato for soft serve ice cream photos for similar reasons

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true, never more will I accept "vegetarian meat" or "meat substitute" it's just pudding
>pudding burger sir?, why no thank you I'll have my pudding with suet and cramberries boiled in a sackcloth and fried in butter like a man
pic related
OK, as a beaner I'm offended and intrigued, what the fuck is that?

>> No.13869347

africa represents a 1/3 of the world's arable land faggot. the area depicted in this video has the perfect climate and an unused soil. it is perfect for farming.

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it's common in ww2 cookery, it's got the egg and a bunch of oil, the vinegar and salt just fade away in the bunch of sugar and flavoring, it's retarded but it was convenient and became a staple of some places' cake batters
now, jello salad! that's something else entirely
what did they fry with? perilla seed oil?
ah now I get it it's just brewer's yeast, it was a fad in the macrobiotic and health clubs here in beanland when I was a kid, it sucks and tastes crappy, no wonder fucking vegans like it

>> No.13869357

>not using a billing
>crepes are undercooked
everything is wrong with that webm

>> No.13869365

this nigger this fucking nigger

>> No.13869376

I think its supposed to be light cream. my brother does that

>> No.13869384

Nutritional yeast is one of the few ways vegans can stay healthy as it contains a ton of nutrients only found in animal products

>> No.13869394

>what did they fry with? perilla seed oil?
Sesame oil

>> No.13869403

Do you say that every time that gif is posted

>> No.13869416

At least she isn't exposed to a way higher chance of being murdered or sexually assaulted by a family member like she is in a non-white non-SEA family

>> No.13869418

>oy vey the goyim are escaping my tranny and bbc threads. Quick! I must stop them

>> No.13869572

well good for them, I guess they do need to murder after all
I don't think you'd want to fry in sesame oil, but who the fuck knows I'm not some weeaboo, I would have just guessed that they used lard from the portuguese piggu

>> No.13869837

Whoever made this video is a great big tosser.

>> No.13869854

Thanks, I hate it.

>> No.13869859

A buddy and I made pancakes with mayo because we were out of eggs. Worked just fine.

>> No.13869865

It actually isn't disgusting.

>> No.13869882

I'm worried over how non-disgusted I am by that

>> No.13869889

ever since I went to japan and my boss's japanese research partner took us to a buddhist temple and had this light and surprisingly not greasy fried tofu that tasted great with just some weird spice powder and soy sauce I've loved tofu but looking at this just makes me retch. Why do mayos have to ruin everything?

>> No.13869899

as a filipino who regularly cook this, this has too much soy sauce lol

>> No.13869900

>9seconds for the cheese to appear.

>> No.13869909
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>Melted butter
>Sliced Apples
>Where's the rai—
Ew... As if it wasn't already disgusting looking...

>> No.13869958

offset blade in fileting knife is next lvel of retard design, anyways.

>> No.13869959


looks like a dinosaur shit

>> No.13869977

Fucking lost my sides. Nice trips.

>> No.13870001

>all those triggered replies
Lmao. It probably tastes fine, just not worth it at all to make.

>> No.13870014

Why do you need to work so hard to make Tofu taste good? Why not just skip it and eat something else?

>> No.13870019

>Cheese has never existed in Asia.
A lot of dishes everywhere have international influnces. Your idea of japanese cooking hasn't existed for generations, everything is westernised and vice versa. We're on a fucking Cambodian shadow puppet forum for fucks sake.And things will only get more and more homogenized by the day.

>> No.13870079

It's very easy though.

>> No.13870172

>Cheese has never existed in Asia.
Nice strawman

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Sometimes I trim my pubic hair with kitchen scissors. But I live alone, so it is OK, I guess..

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can someone post the baked potato webm? you know the one

>> No.13870446


Looks more like the Sauerkraut. :(

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>> No.13870729
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Who ? I need to know

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>> No.13871418

Oddly enough though the few non porn threads are vastly superior to /wsg/ in every way.

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4cc with /ck/ participation in 3-4 weeks

>> No.13871858

ever heard of milk rice?

>> No.13871885

wtf is she even cooking? terrbile video

>> No.13871973

does that ring indicate that jack is spoken for?

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reminder that we will play in 2-3 weeks time in the 2020 spring babbyc Up

>> No.13872008

I like food. Because i am on /ck/

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>> No.13872064

i wish i could find videos of these chinese girls eating raw sea anemone and dry heaving when they explode in their mouths. it looks revolting

>> No.13872068

Lmao looks like poo poo

>> No.13872072

All that so you can make a basic ass chocolate cake

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tfw no geoduck bf

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>> No.13872194

why do vegans spend $50+ making something even they don't want to eat.

>> No.13872350

I would berry my dick so far inside her ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

>> No.13872531

>not wood


>> No.13872565

It's no wonder he's losing his hair

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>> No.13873191

i would do things to her involving one of those 20 inch gummy worms, and i would be charged with crimes against humanity for my deeds

>> No.13873305

double sear

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Weeb shrimp soup.

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Thanks, now my pancreas hurts.

>> No.13873384

>the walking dead.

>> No.13873522

Mapo tofu has ground beef, and it's only to flavor the dish. In high end restaurants, they might just get rid of the ground beef altogether after rendering the fat.

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>> No.13874185

this shit felt like what a tranny goes trhough the operation

>> No.13874191

You mean 85% of blacked porn, 14% of tranny porn and 1% of all other porn + gore and stuff that actually belongs on a worksafe board.

>> No.13874228

Where would I find that? My nearby grocery options are Ingles, Food Lion, and Walmart. Sprouts is an hour drive and didn't have it at two different locations. Should I try Whole Foods?

>> No.13874426

Why does every fucking meme cooking video has you dumping a full cup of sugar in your food? are you making a cake or a meal ?

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>> No.13874449


that's fucking bullshit. the bird doesn't take any fucking resources. it just needs a box to sleep in and it'll eat bugs out of cow shit. you basically have to do nothing whatsoever for the chicken.

>> No.13874454

her facial expressions remind me of one of those youtuber movies

>> No.13874458

My tongue hurts

>> No.13874462

what was the wine one ?

>> No.13874464

most fitizens hate vegans

>> No.13874474

seriously. Especially since the recipe you replied to includes 2 cans of coconut milk and an onion, you'd think it'd be naturally sweet enough already.

>> No.13874486


Authentic to what? Katsu curry is a modern junk food dish, and you can 100% get katsu with cheese in Japan.

>> No.13874531

See its shit like this that makes me think he's just fucking with his audience. Does this make any sense to anyone? Something I am misunderstanding?

>> No.13874558

thank you!

>> No.13874690

this should be in reverse

>> No.13874946

Well you would know tranny

>> No.13875122

I meant at the amount of powders of unknown pharmaceutical precedence

>> No.13875744

So that's how they film it... wow glad I watched to the end.

>> No.13875786


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>> No.13875923

>how to make tofu taste better
>remove water
>marinate in water

>> No.13875944

Florida was a mistake.

>> No.13876058

who sees candid camera tier garbage and then goes through the trouble of saving it, converting, and then upload it?

>> No.13876095

buy now Jack's Patented Breakfast Claymore!

>> No.13876156

That's basically 5 to 8 beers in a few seconds. He's getting absolutely shitfaced at a minimum.

>> No.13876249

>Yeah, white people. I'll never understand.
White trash, anon. We've had a name for this subset of people for ages.

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Calm down, bro. Have some salt

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>> No.13876558

Fucking yellow savages

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>> No.13876968

Is that chedar + beer any good?

>> No.13877011

Fucking cheetos

>> No.13877561

Thank you anon

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