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13860619 No.13860619 [Reply] [Original]

why no webmthread?
post webms ffs i want to see food

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Making a cake.

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For future reference OP, when making a webm thread it's good to follow the /wsg/ etiquette of posting three webms when you start a thread.

>> No.13861548

>>13860716
How does he g*coof* *coof*out breaking all th*coof* *coof*?

>> No.13861563

>>13860619
this guy could just not use shit tofu, literally you only need silken tofu ever for any recipe required

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Mistaken

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>> No.13861861

>>13861535

Dude you are a faggot

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>>13861535
>/wsg/
what's even the point of that board? just go to /gif/ and quite being a little bitch

>> No.13862271

>>13862251
then go back! /wsg/ is a discount reddit

>> No.13862348

>>13860654
Tofu isn't supposed to be meat, retard.

>> No.13862613

>>13862348
>Tofu isn't supposed to be
fify

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>>13861899
5 minutes later he'll be blacked out

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>>13861893
god i hate women

>> No.13863223

>>13861565
those playdoh drumsticks whoo boy

>> No.13863364

>>13861565
Fuckin coofin' on you mate. Disgusting.

>> No.13863413

>>13861833
That's a damn good bit.

>> No.13863460

>>13861882
Hahahaha this is the post

>> No.13863568

>>13863460
i've seen much worse food unironically posted here
>applepie.jpeg

>> No.13863821

>>13863223
>>13863293
>>13863364
>>13863619
Uses over a hundred times less resources than raising an actual bird

>> No.13864081

>>13861646
How he managed to cut himself in the same hand he's using to hold the knife? Amazing.

>> No.13864085 [DELETED] 

>>13863767
>>13864081
IT was from the fish

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>> No.13864124

>>13864085
No. He cut it in that little protrusion in the knife base.

>> No.13864335

>>13861921
mad lad

>> No.13864636

>>13864091
>here is your double diabetes bro!

>> No.13864641

>>13861829
That's only half a shot for me.

>> No.13864645

>>13861930
Is this just an act? Where can I meet a woman like that?

>> No.13864654

>>13864645
a college bar

>> No.13864655

>>13863619
Why? Looks like a large deli meat to me. People who dislike deli meats are homosexual.

>> No.13864658

>>13864654
Colleges are places of learning where I live. They don't serve alcohol.

>> No.13864667

>>13860654
>using tofu as a meat substitute
Retard detected

>> No.13864683

>>13861565
What in the fuck, this is the kind of shit that makes people want to kill people

>> No.13864692

>>13863805
get out, coomer

>> No.13864707

>>13861823
Fuck that

>> No.13864731

>>13863211
*than

You obviously did, learn the difference between then and than you mongoloid fuck.

>> No.13864734

>>13864731
Based retard who doesn't understand the human brain and how it processed language. Hot tip: you can consciously know the difference between synonyms but still type out the wrong word without noticing.

>> No.13864761

>>13864091
Tastes like dye

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>>13860619
oh boy! my favorite thread on /ck/!

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>> No.13864878

>>13860654
>Tofu is just for vegans
kys

>> No.13864888

>>13864827
There's nothing to fold, it's already cooked through
>hold up man, i just need to burn the other side

>> No.13864891

>>13864827
>>13864888
>hold on, lemme just fold n flip my frittata

>> No.13864893

>>13861565
I don't get the point of making these bad mock-meats. There is plenty of good vegan food out there that won't feel like a brick in your stomach.
Make a nice nut roast if you want something that feels 'meaty'.

>> No.13864901

>>13864893
That seems to basically be a nut roast, though. It just has some bits moulded into the shape of drumsticks for fun.

>> No.13864946

>>13861823
People are willing to do this for twenty cents of profit -- why aren't we making more recycling facilities? If people will dig through trash to get literal food, can't we subsizide reducing waste by collecting those plastic spoons, instead of offering white ppl 5c a can? Then maybe there won't be trash stacked to the ceiling?

>> No.13864975

>>13862991
Nigga just mad he don't jizz buttercream

>> No.13865065

>>13861921
italians btfo

>> No.13865076

>>13864946
transporting it would be as a ratio highly expensive to take it to SEA, which is the only place with labor that cheap.

>> No.13865088

>>13862991
wtf, I was only using half the utility of my pans before. I feel cheated

>> No.13865091

>>13863211
Not all of us went to Finnish middle schools

>> No.13865159

>>13861535

What the fuck is with this pretentious shitty webm

>> No.13865263

>>13864091
brb taking insulin for just watching that

>> No.13865419

>>13864734
>synonyms
You started drinking pretty early, too.

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>>13863767
Chris Chan is the most well documented man alive that he practically is the Truman Show.

>> No.13865534

>>13861921
is this what radical centrism looks like

>> No.13865543

>>13864091
why do americans do this

>> No.13865550

>>13861908
It is high in protein.

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>>13860654
>He hasn't heard of mapo tofu

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>>13865611
>mapo tofu

>> No.13865772

>>13865091
>Florida middle school*
fify

>> No.13865845

>>13861829

What's the joke here? That's about two legit shots she poured in.

>> No.13865852

>>13861893

>right in front of a young child

What the fuck is wrong with white people?

>> No.13865858

>>13865611
But mapo tofu has pork in it

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>>13865858

>> No.13866159

>>13860654
why do meateaters always have to shove their belifs in everyones face?
>MUH MEAT DURRR

just eat whatever u want, dont try to force others eat what u eat

>> No.13866181 [DELETED] 

>>13865875
there's no way a piece of meat that thick will cook before the coating is burned and the cheese leaking out.

>> No.13866184

>>13864893
just becaus u think does not mean every one else think so
i love meaty stuff but i dont like eat dead animals so i love this stuff

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>>13860654
>he can't enjoy his meat and veggies

>> No.13866262

>>13860619
>half cup soy sauce into tofu
that's like 300% daily salt intake right there, easy.

>> No.13866272

>>13865611
If you order this in the states you get the Nips fucking awful version that isn't spicy and isn't full of pork. The original chink version is good but again it's because it's full of pan fried pork.

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>>13861565
I'm crying

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>>13861840
The duality of crab

>> No.13866871

>>13861565
Vile. Imagine fooling yourself into thinking tofu bread pudding is meat. Vegans are insane.

>> No.13867044

>>13863821
Then just use the ingredients separately instead of forming this monstrosity

>> No.13867084

>>13864091
When you replace the Blind BBQ pit guy's ingredients

>> No.13867179

>>13861888
underrated post

>> No.13867190

>>13864821
what is this dish

>> No.13867204

>>13863821
....this isn't true. Vegetation takes massive amounts of resources, almond milk is an example, TOFU it SELF may not take as many resources, but being vegetarian/vegan takes massive amounts of resources.
Cheers for being vegan because you think you're helping the environment you fucking retard.

>> No.13867226

>>13865852
At first I thought the child was grown because you see her face for a second then she's laughing and moving around.
Yeah, white people. I'll never understand. Just because you think your kid knows, doesn't mean you should make then, know.

>> No.13867235

>>13866159
oh fuck off my god. Vegans constantly tell people what to do. I follow tons of vegans on IG and my god half the time they're saying if you care about animals, consider being vegan. There is a reason the vegan stereotype exist.

That person was making a fucking joke you goddamn wanker.

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>>13866184
are you genuinely retarded?

>> No.13867243

>>13864821
Wtf are those raisins

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>> No.13867256

>>13867251
bongs?

>> No.13867265

>>13866569
If you replace that disgusting tofu mixture with something else it doesn't look half bad

>> No.13867271

>>13867265
>If you replace that disgusting tofu mixture with something else

Like meat?

>> No.13867287

>>13860654
People who used tofu as meat substitute are fucking retarded and so are you for thinking of it.

>> No.13867295

>>13865611
Fuck off Kirei

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>> No.13867321

>>13867312
For what purpose

>> No.13867325

>>13867321
You fill it with cheese and veggies and make a calzone

>> No.13867372

>>13866185
This made me extremely uncomfortable

>> No.13867419

>>13867372
This isn't even the worst thing chinks do to animals

>> No.13867441

>>13867419
Oh the shit i've seen on /b/, i know bro

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>>13867441

>> No.13867456

>>13867447
Looks nice n tasty

>> No.13867523

>>13863821
>Uses over a hundred times less resources than raising an actual bird
And tastes like shit.

Just eat the fucking tofu instead of trying to make it resemble meat.

>> No.13867678

>>13866569
Is it supposed to look like barf inside of the lasagna?

>> No.13867698

>>13867251
Wait, who eats rice with milk?

>> No.13867703

>>13867698
It's a joke. Brits and Americans put milk on their morning meal, cereal

>> No.13867731

>>13867703
>It's a joke. Brits and Americans put milk on their morning meal, cereal
Yeah, on stuff like cornflakes, granola, oats or whatever, not fucking rice.

Guess japs find it funny somehow?

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>> No.13867754

>>13866185
>would be more convenient just to chop off its head and kill it instantly
>Keep it alive so it can spend its last minutes alive in agonising pain, watching itself getting picked apart and devoured
The Chinese deserve communism.

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>> No.13867767

>>13867731
It's in a bowl and it's breakfast time

>> No.13867781

>>13867767
Yeah, i get it, but it is just not funny.

>> No.13867793

>>13867761
Jesus...

>> No.13867817

>>13867761
please no more I can't take it.

>> No.13867835

>>13861405
red velvet fucking sucks anyway
its just chocolate and cream cheese which are both SHIT

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>> No.13867852

>>13867836
Everything was fine until the whore dumped fucking cheetos in the daamed thing.

>> No.13867866

>>13867321
To put some others guy's dick in obviously.

>> No.13867883

Too much fuckin tofu shit itt.

>> No.13867893

>>13867836
>canola
>cheetos
even the meat webms itt are shit

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>>13867731
I think it's a misunderstanding when Nips see Rice Krispies, they just see rice in milk and gag, not realizing that the rice has gone through a process that makes it taste nothing like rice.

>> No.13867933

>>13861405
>his wife has to help him make the food that gave him a stroke in the first place

>> No.13867962

>>13867933
Well, that's not food for Jack, that's for his church only. Jack is now on strict healthy keto diet, you know?

>> No.13867971

>>13867962
Jack is the kind of guy that would go to church meetings during a quarantine

>> No.13867981

>>13867922
There's still rice pudding, which is mostly milk and rice, so it's not like totally weird.

>> No.13867988

>>13867971
Yes, a devout and pious man of the lord. A paragon of virtue following a strict religious and moral code.

>> No.13868225

>>13867752
not gonna lie that looks delicious as fuck
definitely looks better than that shit movie

>> No.13868284

>>13864827

this made me mad but i would still eat it

>> No.13868395

>>13861810
all that salt

>> No.13868418

>>13861535
This WebM guarantees me that I would want to punch you upon first glance. KYS

>> No.13868439

>>13861837
Cute, would gf

>> No.13868449

>>13861888
kek

>> No.13868459

>>13867698
it's not a terrible combination
i've eaten a bowl of rice with a glass of milk, i guess that's not widely different from pouring the milk on the rice

>> No.13868495

>>13861565
Love how these people are vegan so they don't hurt any living creature then pour fucking nutritional yeast on everything. The fucking irony is just lost on them. Wait till they find out about the ultrasonic "screams" that plants emit when they're cut.

>> No.13868500

>>13861565
What the fuck did they do to the stuffing to make it into that disgusting paste? It's bread, how does making it vegan ruin it like that? They shouldn't have to do anything special to make it vegan in the first place.

>> No.13868622

>>13868500
I was wondering this too, unless they seriously tried to make some sort of "vegan sausage stuffing". Just fucking use a box of stovetop stuffing. It's bread and seasoning.

>> No.13868658

>>13866185
Only in Asia. I swear to you, the mainlanders are not fully human. This is not a question of culture or "how they grew up," they're just not fully evolved.

>> No.13868665

>>13860619
tofu isn't a singular ingredient
there are multiple types of tofu, each has it's specific uses, fucking americans

>> No.13868707

>>13861817
the setup shot was the coolest part of this

>> No.13868715

>>13867988
He serves as God's disciple; bitch slapping anyone who smokes weed

>> No.13868844

>>13861816
I'm more a bread kinda guy when it comes to baked good but shouldn't you avoid over mixing cake batter? like just until mixed and no more?

>> No.13868895

>>13867698
eating rice with a little bit of milk and cinnamon sugar is what I did as a kid when I didn't want to spend 2 hours making rice pudding

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>> No.13868914

>>13866185
Corona needs to hit them harder

>> No.13868923

>>13861405
>this looks like a Jack video but the hands are so feminine
>jesus christ who IS this retarded woman
>get to the end of the clip

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>> No.13868949

>>13868844
I think its so wet that not much gluten forms anyways.

>> No.13868970

>>13862991
have sex incel

>> No.13868971

>>13865845
A shot is two tablespoons

>> No.13868972

>>13868929
I want to press my face to her asscheeks while she cooks

>> No.13868976

>>13865852
>muh whye peepo
kill yourself jamal

>> No.13868987

>>13861816
>mayonaise
__ _________ ______?

>> No.13869001

>>13868987
I think I heard it started in Germany actually

>> No.13869012

>>13865875
>Japanese cooking
>mozzarella cheese
Lmao

>> No.13869027

>>13869012
what's wrong with cheese in modern takes?
neither curry, eating meat, or deep frying things are native to japan either

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>> No.13869060

>>13869027
There's nothing "wrong" with it, it's just inauthentic
If you used soy sauce in your coq au vin I'd laugh at that too

>> No.13869062

>>13864734
Homophones

>> No.13869069

>>13861535
This same amount of information could have been conveyed in a quarter of the time

>> No.13869073

>>13869053
why Jack....just, why

>> No.13869100

>>13869027
What? You think japanese people didn't eat meat before? Also they've been frying for centuries

>> No.13869123

>>13861833
This made me so incredibly angry... until the end.

>> No.13869130

>>13861535
You’ve made someone on /tv/ very mad
>>>/tv/131644886

>> No.13869159

>>13864091
Disgusting.

>> No.13869164

>>13869130
This retard was on /co/ last week claiming that the best way to "own" people was to greentext and wojack(? soyjack? I'm too old for this shit) their post in a new thread. Guess now he's cross-boarding as well.

Fag.

>> No.13869178

>>13861405
As soon as I saw his fucking wristwatch and fatass arms and hands, I knew it was Jack

>> No.13869179

>>13861535
fucking horrid hipster shit, I'd rather see some cheese mommy milkers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfYBxsw85Lk

>> No.13869197
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>>13861565
is this for some retarded fitizens or something what the fuck is nutritional yeast, vital wheat
seems like some soylent green cooking to me
what's next, add hgh and estrogen valeriate?

>> No.13869198

>>13863778
thers plenty of resources there
food, water, arable land, various industrial resources such as metals or minerals
theyre just to stupid to live in a civilized manner

>> No.13869202

>>13861565
Nutritional yeast is disgusting.

>> No.13869247

>>13861921
I have tried this before, it's very helpful. Would recommend should you have some clean kitchen scissors on hand.

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>>13861882
fuuuck haven't had a good laugh in a long time
he's the only hipster I actually like, TASTY!!!

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>>13864821
I like your style

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>>13869197
>what the fuck is nutritional yeast

>> No.13869278

>>13869197
It's literally just dead yeast. It's the latest bugmen food trend after bugs and soy.

>> No.13869289

>>13869258
heard they use mashed potato for soft serve ice cream photos for similar reasons

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>>13866871
true, never more will I accept "vegetarian meat" or "meat substitute" it's just pudding
>pudding burger sir?, why no thank you I'll have my pudding with suet and cramberries boiled in a sackcloth and fried in butter like a man
>>13867235
pic related
>>13867319
OK, as a beaner I'm offended and intrigued, what the fuck is that?

>> No.13869347

>>13863778
africa represents a 1/3 of the world's arable land faggot. the area depicted in this video has the perfect climate and an unused soil. it is perfect for farming.

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>>13868987
it's common in ww2 cookery, it's got the egg and a bunch of oil, the vinegar and salt just fade away in the bunch of sugar and flavoring, it's retarded but it was convenient and became a staple of some places' cake batters
now, jello salad! that's something else entirely
>>13869100
what did they fry with? perilla seed oil?
>>13869267
>>13869278
ah now I get it it's just brewer's yeast, it was a fad in the macrobiotic and health clubs here in beanland when I was a kid, it sucks and tastes crappy, no wonder fucking vegans like it

>> No.13869357

>>13862991
>not using a billing
>crepes are undercooked
everything is wrong with that webm

>> No.13869365

>>13864827
this nigger this fucking nigger

>> No.13869376

>>13867698
I think its supposed to be light cream. my brother does that

>> No.13869384

>>13869197
Nutritional yeast is one of the few ways vegans can stay healthy as it contains a ton of nutrients only found in animal products

>> No.13869394

>>13869348
>what did they fry with? perilla seed oil?
Sesame oil

>> No.13869403

>>13865534
Do you say that every time that gif is posted

>> No.13869416

>>13867226
At least she isn't exposed to a way higher chance of being murdered or sexually assaulted by a family member like she is in a non-white non-SEA family

>> No.13869418

>>13862271
>oy vey the goyim are escaping my tranny and bbc threads. Quick! I must stop them

>> No.13869572

>>13869384
well good for them, I guess they do need to murder after all
>>13869394
I don't think you'd want to fry in sesame oil, but who the fuck knows I'm not some weeaboo, I would have just guessed that they used lard from the portuguese piggu

>> No.13869837

>>13861535
Whoever made this video is a great big tosser.

>> No.13869854

>>13864091
Thanks, I hate it.

>> No.13869859

>>13868987
A buddy and I made pancakes with mayo because we were out of eggs. Worked just fine.

>> No.13869865

>>13869202
It actually isn't disgusting.

>> No.13869882

>>13864091
I'm worried over how non-disgusted I am by that

>> No.13869889

>>13861565
ever since I went to japan and my boss's japanese research partner took us to a buddhist temple and had this light and surprisingly not greasy fried tofu that tasted great with just some weird spice powder and soy sauce I've loved tofu but looking at this just makes me retch. Why do mayos have to ruin everything?

>> No.13869899

>>13861810
as a filipino who regularly cook this, this has too much soy sauce lol

>> No.13869900

>>13865875
>9seconds for the cheese to appear.

>> No.13869909
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>>13867243
>Melted butter
>Onion
>Garlic
>Sliced Apples
>Rice?
>Where's the rai—
Oh...
Ew... As if it wasn't already disgusting looking...

>> No.13869958

>>13864124
this.
offset blade in fileting knife is next lvel of retard design, anyways.

>> No.13869959

>>13861565

looks like a dinosaur shit

>> No.13869977

>>13861888
Fucking lost my sides. Nice trips.

>> No.13870001

>>13861565
>all those triggered replies
Lmao. It probably tastes fine, just not worth it at all to make.

>> No.13870014

>>13860619
Why do you need to work so hard to make Tofu taste good? Why not just skip it and eat something else?

>> No.13870019

>>13869012
>Cheese has never existed in Asia.
A lot of dishes everywhere have international influnces. Your idea of japanese cooking hasn't existed for generations, everything is westernised and vice versa. We're on a fucking Cambodian shadow puppet forum for fucks sake.And things will only get more and more homogenized by the day.

>> No.13870079

>>13870014
It's very easy though.

>> No.13870172

>>13870019
>Cheese has never existed in Asia.
Nice strawman

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>>13869247
Sometimes I trim my pubic hair with kitchen scissors. But I live alone, so it is OK, I guess..

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can someone post the baked potato webm? you know the one

>> No.13870446

>>13869909
>Rice?

Looks more like the Sauerkraut. :(

>> No.13870680

>>13861888
reddit.jp

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>>13868929
Who ? I need to know

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>> No.13871418

>>13862878
Oddly enough though the few non porn threads are vastly superior to /wsg/ in every way.

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4cc with /ck/ participation in 3-4 weeks

>> No.13871858

>>13867698
ever heard of milk rice?
retard

>> No.13871885

>>13868929
wtf is she even cooking? terrbile video

>> No.13871973

>>13869053
does that ring indicate that jack is spoken for?

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reminder that we will play in 2-3 weeks time in the 2020 spring babbyc Up

>> No.13872008

I like food. Because i am on /ck/

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>> No.13872064

>>13872013
i wish i could find videos of these chinese girls eating raw sea anemone and dry heaving when they explode in their mouths. it looks revolting

>> No.13872068

>>13861565
Lmao looks like poo poo

>> No.13872072

>>13861535
All that so you can make a basic ass chocolate cake

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>>13872064

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tfw no geoduck bf

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>> No.13872194

>>13861565
why do vegans spend $50+ making something even they don't want to eat.

>> No.13872350

>>13868929
I would berry my dick so far inside her ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

>> No.13872531

>>13872350
>would
>not wood

close

>> No.13872565

>>13872171
It's no wonder he's losing his hair

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>> No.13873191

>>13872350
i would do things to her involving one of those 20 inch gummy worms, and i would be charged with crimes against humanity for my deeds

>> No.13873305

>>13867321
double sear

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>>13872799

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>>13869300
Weeb shrimp soup.

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>>13864091
Thanks, now my pancreas hurts.

>> No.13873384

>>13862225
>the walking dead.

>> No.13873522

>>13865858
Mapo tofu has ground beef, and it's only to flavor the dish. In high end restaurants, they might just get rid of the ground beef altogether after rendering the fat.

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>>13870372

>> No.13874185

>>13872799
this shit felt like what a tranny goes trhough the operation

>> No.13874191

>>13862878
You mean 85% of blacked porn, 14% of tranny porn and 1% of all other porn + gore and stuff that actually belongs on a worksafe board.

>> No.13874228

>>13861563
Where would I find that? My nearby grocery options are Ingles, Food Lion, and Walmart. Sprouts is an hour drive and didn't have it at two different locations. Should I try Whole Foods?

>> No.13874426

>>13871311
Why does every fucking meme cooking video has you dumping a full cup of sugar in your food? are you making a cake or a meal ?

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>>13862991

>> No.13874449

>>13863821

that's fucking bullshit. the bird doesn't take any fucking resources. it just needs a box to sleep in and it'll eat bugs out of cow shit. you basically have to do nothing whatsoever for the chicken.

>> No.13874454

>>13867752
her facial expressions remind me of one of those youtuber movies

>> No.13874458

>>13864091
My tongue hurts

>> No.13874462

>>13873133
what was the wine one ?

>> No.13874464

>>13869197
most fitizens hate vegans

>> No.13874474

>>13874426
seriously. Especially since the recipe you replied to includes 2 cans of coconut milk and an onion, you'd think it'd be naturally sweet enough already.

>> No.13874486

>>13869060

Authentic to what? Katsu curry is a modern junk food dish, and you can 100% get katsu with cheese in Japan.

>> No.13874531

>>13869053
See its shit like this that makes me think he's just fucking with his audience. Does this make any sense to anyone? Something I am misunderstanding?

>> No.13874558

>>13874120
thank you!

>> No.13874690

>>13861840
this should be in reverse

>> No.13874946

>>13874185
Well you would know tranny

>> No.13875122

>>13874464
I meant at the amount of powders of unknown pharmaceutical precedence

>> No.13875744

>>13861817
So that's how they film it... wow glad I watched to the end.

>> No.13875786

>>13861899
RIP

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>>13864091

>> No.13875923

>>13860619
>how to make tofu taste better
>remove water
>marinate in water

>> No.13875944

>>13864734
>synonyms
Florida was a mistake.

>> No.13876058

>>13861833
who sees candid camera tier garbage and then goes through the trouble of saving it, converting, and then upload it?

>> No.13876095

>>13868904
buy now Jack's Patented Breakfast Claymore!

>> No.13876156

>>13863211
That's basically 5 to 8 beers in a few seconds. He's getting absolutely shitfaced at a minimum.

>> No.13876249

>>13867226
>Yeah, white people. I'll never understand.
White trash, anon. We've had a name for this subset of people for ages.

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>>13874462
This?

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>>13876401

>> No.13876458
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>>13876436
Calm down, bro. Have some salt

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>>13876458

>> No.13876501
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>> No.13876558

>>13866185
Fucking yellow savages

>> No.13876937

>>13860654
/thread

>> No.13876968

>>13872799
Is that chedar + beer any good?

>> No.13877011

>>13867836
Fucking cheetos

>> No.13877561

>>13876401
Thank you anon

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