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old one dead

>> No.13879919

>half inch of oil
>to fry a single egg

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>> No.13879943

is this jack or kay

i don't see the ring and see a weird brace

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>> No.13880160

Just how?

>> No.13880165

yeah who needs taste buds anyway

>> No.13880197

that looked like it didn't go as planned.

it didn't all get shoved in her mouth quickly/efficiently enough. it looked like she got some heat on the roof of her mouth.

>> No.13880228

that dirty ass wall has to be kay

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>> No.13880349

What IS that?

>> No.13880370

That's what happens when you do literally nothing all day. Bare minimum movement possible. Watch TV, sleep, go to work, shower (maybe), walk to the car to go to work/food, etc. But all the while stuffing your face full of food of any and all kinds.

>> No.13880376

A woman

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>> No.13880436

this has to be the luffy of /ckwebm/

>> No.13880476

Break the pasta before cooking and you dont need to spend 1000 bucks a year on scissors.

>> No.13880489 [DELETED] 

Filthy shitskin with poo under his fingernails. Now in her mouf

>> No.13880550

That isn't a chip butty, that's a crisp sandwich, please dont post about British cuisine if you dont know anything about it

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>British cuisine

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>> No.13880655

Is that a whale? Mustve had a really big fishing pole!

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>> No.13880680

Exercise has very little to do with energy management. It's good for your health, appearance, and bone density, but it won't burn off a fat person diet.

Foods with very low nutrient densities in terms of micronutrients per calorie. Lots of added fats and added sugars, very low satiation, thick profit margins.

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>> No.13880696

he should have dumped the sauce off first then put the nice twirly bit on top

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>> No.13880746

What fruit?

>> No.13880748

For me, it's Frisian Flag cumsauce

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>> No.13880758

Delete this.

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>> No.13880801


Beats any shitalian's authentic carbonara. Look at how rich that kraft cheese packet sauce looks.

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>> No.13880824

His spacing on the skewer is actually excellent, I applaud his attention to detail.

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>> No.13880874

What's so bad about this? It's just Ambrosia with snickers.

>> No.13880910

How can someone be this bad at making something so simple?

>> No.13880990

that guy at the end looks so unhappy to take the dunce cap

>> No.13881008

I very much doubt that's what the gods were eating.

>> No.13881017

He's probably sick of enduring thots filming him doing something so ordinary as serve dosa.

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>hes never tried the toast sandwich

>> No.13881031

i like how they walk off immediately like a NPC

>> No.13881041

>im gunnaa cooooommmmm

>> No.13881102

>He's never had ambrosia

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>> No.13881131

thats an avocado

>> No.13881206

whats instant rice?

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What a horrifying assortment of ingredients

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>> No.13881264

Like, this made me physically ill to look at.

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>> No.13881274

Don't trigger them too much. They're still sensitive to the fact that they invaded 3/4 of the world for spices and then never incorporated a single flavor into their mush and butter cuisine.

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You're laughing now, but in nine months when she turns 18 I don't think Greta will give herself up to your pasty ass instead of this confident ebony bugmuncher.

>> No.13881291

Hello, fellow Rochesterian.

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>> No.13881302

>cream cheese

Okay, odd, but maybe a dessert of some sort...

>cool whip
>shredded cheddar

Oh, god....

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>> No.13881313


I pity poor Jamie Olive Oil sometimes, he has a kind face, and sometimes I feel like he genuinely has a passion for helping people eat better. ...but then...

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>> No.13881358

literally fuck nick tahous, its not even in the top 10 plates

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That fucking file name

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>> No.13881628

Still gotta give credit to the original.

Plus, there's a nice brewpub up the road over on south union, and lets be honest, the only people who have any right to be ordering a plate are the thoroughly inebriated.

>> No.13881631

what is this, fucking /gif/? do you really need to constantly have a thread up for the same handful of webms?

>> No.13881658

I dont see a /gif/ board anywhere. What are you talking about?

>> No.13881741

Close; it's a whale shark

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>> No.13881861

Carbonara virus lmao

>> No.13881869

shes totally fucked up in the head iirc

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>> No.13881905

Wa La

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>> No.13881947

thats mexican idiot

>> No.13881950

how much spaghetti do you eat

>> No.13881951

Where's the bat?

>> No.13881991

went to some place similar in china. the scorpions tasted really good actually. the taste and texture was similar to baked pumpkin seeds

>> No.13881992

What's the difference?

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mfw you beat me by 1 minute

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Well one is the greatest country on Earth, while the other is a gang run shithole that people are risking life and limb to escape.

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lol is this that fucking Finnish guy? I've been searching for his videos forever.

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quality filename

>> No.13882029

People are trying to escape America?

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>> No.13882058

So which is which?

>> No.13882063

BTFO's every soiboi on this board

>> No.13882093

The egg is aggressive.

>> No.13882127

Cooking With Jackson Pollock

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>> No.13882174

corborona virus lol am i right guys??

>> No.13882184

Is this satire? I honestly can't tell

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>Garbage plates

>> No.13882220

yes, and?

>> No.13882256

is he retarded? he acts retarded.

>> No.13882259

He's rich and famous, that doesn't sound retarded to me.

>> No.13882269

pull the other one.
he acts like a mongoloid.

>> No.13882281

Trump is a rich and famous retard

>> No.13882282

Why are rich people so retarded that they actually waste money going to this stupid cunts restaurant?

>> No.13882304

isn't whale shark meat toxic? or am I thinking of basking shark?

>> No.13882328

no, just turkish, it's hard to tell the difference, I know.

>> No.13882380

why are all indians so fucking cringey

>> No.13882398

japan pls why
carbonara is not that hard to do for real, even the smallest apartments usually have an induction stove top

>> No.13882409

coronaborona virus lol

>> No.13882412

money's value is relative to how much you have
you think bill gates gives a fuck if he walks by a 20 dollar bill on the street?

>> No.13882424

anyone got the surly indian egg man?

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>> No.13882563

You're in luck, anon.

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>> No.13882632

is this achievable natty?

>> No.13882635

Drunken Master

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>> No.13882641

Yes, it is possible to be grotesquely overweight and misshapen naturally.

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probably a hormone imbalance, everybody on here seems into thick girls but i know better because you might get stuck wit here and they always balloon up into land whales, sometimes in under a year

>> No.13882656

weight gain is my main fetish, so that's fine

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You're disgusting and I hate you.

>> No.13882669

why are they doing this with a kid there

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>> No.13882707

so glad I am white

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>> No.13882721

mmm delicious! i love baby mice dipped in what is likely raw egg!

>> No.13882751

>british """"cuisine""""
there's a reason he throws it away at the end

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>> No.13882766


Its just your typical run of the mill american making their tri-daily trip to walmart

its honestly great having it as a shopping area but also being their place of worship

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>> No.13882772

And if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike.

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>> No.13882778

I understood that reference.

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What in holy hell

>> No.13882810

What a powerful Druid.

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>> No.13882825

Is this real? Seems like a prank I would want to do.

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>> No.13882856

Fucking kek. Couldn't get away with shit like that now. Those kids would be tracked down and doxxed.

>> No.13882874

Why do redditors train their dogs to do retarded shit like this? Imagine how long it took for him to film this stupid video.

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could be Chinese in which case the dog knew exactly what was going to happen next. Also you don't give dog enough credit

>> No.13882945

>Food in shine bowl
>Baby in shine bowl

Honestly doesn't seem like a stretch

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>> No.13883095


Not in Japan they don't.

>> No.13883126

god gless japs, may their replacement numbers keep above genocide throughout this crysis

>> No.13883132

massive fire hazzard right there

>> No.13883138

I lived in Japan in a teeny apartment and had a stove

>> No.13883140

Incessant bitching about how it's a main side and SPECIFICALLY NOT dessert

>> No.13883179

well if you wanted boiled cornmeal why not just... boil some cornmeal instead of boiling corn chips?

>> No.13883180

can we say addicted?

>> No.13883181

that hits the spot after a long day of working on muh truck and beatin my wife good ol nick

>> No.13883185

Its in the middle of the city, what on earth are you playing at?

>> No.13883189

did anyone manage to decipher what is he doing living on that shed full of scrap?

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Besides the cocaine on the bread, seems pretty based.

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>> No.13883230

>lens flare

>> No.13883351

>think "what kind of 50s I Love Lucy mom would mix this shit together"
>It's Ja/ck/

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Wetmarket 2020

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longer version right here

>> No.13884115

fucking oblongs

>> No.13884215


He's an unemployable hoarder degenerate, thats it.

>> No.13884286

The fuck.
Is this.

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>> No.13884324

come on. a bit of nice dressing and that would be tasty.

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>> No.13884406

Hello r eddit

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>> No.13884421

Nigel knows what's good in life.

>> No.13884424

wish i had a pig bro

>> No.13884451

Rice that is instant.

>> No.13884463

>Every Pizza Place

>> No.13884470

Fucking Drows.

>> No.13884507

Funny but I hope the birds are okay.

>> No.13884512

what episode is this?

>> No.13884555

younger people are generally kind of stupid when it comes to food quality because they don't cook anymore

so novelty impresses them more than quality.

>> No.13884575

That is a fucking horrible thing to do..

>> No.13884607

If it works, don't fix it.

>> No.13884668

do people do this just for the funny or is like real.
i bet that tasted fucking delicious.

>> No.13884671

why the fuck doesn't she just buy the goddamn flavoring if that's what it wants
her disgusting mouth is making me uneasy

>> No.13884686

you need some fixing, fag.

>> No.13884713
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>> No.13884742

that's how you get corona nigga

>> No.13885092

incredibly based

>> No.13885126

You don't like blue rare burgers?

>> No.13885150
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>Peanut Butter

I cant imagine it tasting good

>> No.13885184

Fucking lmao

>> No.13885290


>> No.13885297

OMG went the netherlands recently and got this on a whim. It was amazing. However we were 420blazed at the time.

>> No.13885315

I'm sure that video was meant to be derogatory, but that burger looks fantastic!


>> No.13885322

>you stupid bitch! You filthy slut! I'll teach you to fuck with me!

>> No.13885329

Them some ugly ass kids. Video looks pretty old too so they're probably all dead from drug overdoses by now.

>> No.13885334

this is basically a deep fried donut at this point

>> No.13885340
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Everybody looked like that in the 90s and it was great.
You wouldn't understand.

>> No.13885346

ok zoomer

>> No.13885347

Literally me and my wife. death cant come soon enough

>> No.13885351

Why are you comparing these based kids with Jayonnaise throwing his dad's antics to some poor dude on the stree?

>> No.13885352

Go do your fortnite dances, kid.

>> No.13885359
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It's Kay.
You can tell from the electric hob.

>> No.13885362

It was a different time

>> No.13885375


>> No.13885489

>zoomer with boomer mentality
how's being 13?

>> No.13885490

made this yesterday, very based

>> No.13885497

I fucking want one so bad I want quarantine to be over

>> No.13885551
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I'm not comparing anything. I just try to post a webm (or gif) when I reply to the webm threads.
Sorry if that upsets you.

>> No.13885602
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>her disgusting mouth is making me uneasy

>> No.13885608

The final outcome doesn't look like a doughnut.

>> No.13885695
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yea it was actually one of the more upsetting webm's i've seen on 4chan because of its complete unnecessary cruelty for no reason, no joke, no goal, nothing accomplished. At least in the cartel slaughter vids they're doing it for a reason but this was just uncalled for

>> No.13885737

disgusting creatures (not the scorps obv)

>> No.13885744

doesnt even look gutted, do they just eat the bats filthy rabies covered asshole?

>> No.13885766

>dressing like that to go grocery shopping
Why do Americans do that

>> No.13885769

Literally fuck all curry on those chips.
Where's the overpouring of vinegar?
The mountain of salt and vinegar?
Those aren't chippy chips.

>> No.13885789

Anyone have that WEBM of the guy eating like he just got out of prison at some fast food place

>> No.13885853

not everyone bothers putting on a tux to go to a fucking grocery store mister fancy pants

>> No.13885864

that's called attention whoring, either stay on reddit or kill yourself faggot

>> No.13885878
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That's Gregg "Opie" Hughes. Even his own mother hated him.

>> No.13885952

absolutely fucking disgusting

>> No.13885976
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>> No.13885981

I'd eat it

>> No.13886070

This is my ex-gf.

>> No.13886183

Why do cereals hate her?
Do other grains despise her as much?

>> No.13886190

Based paint scraper cook

>> No.13886213
File: 2.86 MB, 853x480, Garbage Chile.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]


>> No.13886222

Pretty based

>> No.13886300

Don't they throw faggots off rooftops in his country?

>> No.13886358

A heart attack and an early grave, sign me up lads.

>> No.13886373
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>> No.13886427
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>> No.13886541

that's bad luck anon

>> No.13886610

isn't he in Florida, is so we do throw faggots off rooftops but not because they are faggots. It's typically drug, money related

>> No.13886928
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A Child's Play reference?

>> No.13886929
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holy shit that's the first time i saw the whole video it just makes it even more pathetic

>> No.13886943
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are you blind?

>> No.13886977

It's people brainwashing themselves into liking fat girls since 72% of the US is overweight or obese. They'll never do better so it's a coping mechanism
They say high test but they've never even taken steroids to know what that feels like

>> No.13886996


>> No.13887009


>> No.13887031

just terrible

>> No.13887041
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>he's trapped in the blue, should we tell him?
good luck and godspeed for you are not prepared

>> No.13887050
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soulless bug eyed chinks

>> No.13887055

we're both retards

>> No.13887063

what heritage is tis man? greek?

>> No.13887069

checked, it started with with kikes pushing nigger rap with fat booty shaking and since white culture died they were assimilated by the nog

>> No.13887081

We need more ja/ck/
Has his arm recovered yet?

>> No.13887087

No, we don't. Piss off.

>> No.13887096
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>> No.13887099

this is a big brain funny

>> No.13887111

this is second only to that one where it's the kids birthday and they dump all the shit on him

>> No.13887126

i know its just a fish but this is pretty fucked

>> No.13887163

Fully-cooked rice that has been dehydrated for storage. To eat, simply bring a cup of water to boiling, remove from heat and drop in a cup of instant rice then cover for 5 minutes.

>> No.13887181

We do, you bitch

>> No.13887202

What a jerk, look at him.

>> No.13887222

>One mouthful of pasta

>> No.13887277

Only America and Canada have edible fries in this webm, everything else featured is an abomination especially Netherlands.

>> No.13887299

Unsupervised women make awful parents.

>> No.13887306

cheeky bastard

>> No.13887358

cant tell if this post is ironic

>> No.13887400

>Stirring it poking it with the spatula as if that would help anything

>> No.13887410

looks better than the regular shit, fuck italians

>> No.13887655

From using flour to blacken his toast, to reusing plastic food packaging to microwave eggs and eating tiny amounts of vegetables how he's lived this long is a mystery.

>> No.13887668
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>> No.13887669
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bloody hell that's going directly into my norf collection

>> No.13887692

I hate that Kay is cooking it, but chip sandwiches are unironically good. I don't put butter on them though.

>> No.13887800

Who the fuck eats seahorses?

>> No.13887809

ching to the chong

>> No.13887823

the virgin bro
The Chad Slag

>> No.13887859

the chink becomes the chinked

>> No.13887864

Based clown

>> No.13887891
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Always mean to try this recipe when I see webm threads, never actually follow through.

>> No.13887928

Fucking Canadians

>> No.13887939

american core
cut chomp swallow cut chomp swallow
dude doesn't even waste time tasting his food, he's there to fill up his stomach

>> No.13887946

Looks comfort food as fuck

>> No.13887955

japan is culinary hell

>> No.13887965

The look on that dog's face is so serious.
It knows.

>> No.13888079

Requesting webm of this fat lady cooking what looks to be an obesity lasagna. Cheese and hotdogs were stacked on and finally topped with chocolate.

>> No.13888121

I was hoping it would show up if I searched Fat German Lady Making Lasagna on Google but I only get Paula Deen and other fat women recipes, sorry friendo.

>> No.13888226
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Could've asked a bit nicer, but I'll let it slide.

>> No.13888229
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>> No.13888329


this must be parody. this cannot be fucking real.

>> No.13888339

>Stabs the sandy with the rid

That was pretty based

>> No.13888342

It's real

>> No.13888357

All the customers in these seem so fucking coked out lol

>> No.13888398
File: 2.73 MB, 538x300, 1544381391664.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

saltbae is waifu

>> No.13888575

It's really delicious. Just be sure to boil the eggs a minute or two less than you normally would so they don't overcook in the curry.

>> No.13888607
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just twist your fork, you lazy fatass

>> No.13888613
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i got a heartburn from watching this

>> No.13888618
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they genuinely believe they are making gourmet food

>> No.13888638

I just realized that was an antistick pan.


>> No.13888642


>> No.13888652
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on a plastic container, really?

>> No.13888682
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, torta grande.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

an antistick pan that got scrubbed a little bit too hard

>> No.13888721


>> No.13888798

This is /ck/, faggots. We definitely need a thread for the same handful of .webm's. Go take your kiddy shit somewhere else, if there isn't a .webm thread, how will newfags know about ja/ck/ and the egg king? They won't understand the memes, and that will degrade board culture. Could you imagine if the culture on this board changed, even a little? Awful.

>> No.13888803

oh God i'm laughing so hard right now
somebody save me

>> No.13888810

How come i've never seen this vid posted in one of these threads?
Someone make a .webm if you're so inclined, i think it'd be worth it

>> No.13888818

The age of consent in sweden isn't even 18 anyways you fuckwit
Kill yourself

>> No.13888822

>from a scorpion
based retard poster

>> No.13888843

Why the fuck would you include a styrofoam cup incorporated into the meal? That's fucking retarded, if I'm gonna eat something, I don't typically want there to be inedible shit buried in it. Imagine some pizza place doing something retarded like putting a plastic film between the sauce and cheese.

>> No.13888875

>everyone wearing clothes that don't fit
>malnourished and malformed bodies
>the "pagpag" is being fed to fucking human beings
nigger what the FUCK

>> No.13888890

Who the fuck is actually retarded enough to do something this nasty

>> No.13888899

This still pisses me off
Literally how... can you be this fucking retarded

>> No.13888912

>all this crazy shit for other countries
>america: chili cheese fries
Why does all media shill america into being hackneyed and dull. It's fucking ridiculous that America is always represented along certain tropes, because I can truly understand why Europeans view us the way they do from that standpoint.

Remember kids, all media lies

>> No.13888924

why on earth do people like this have to exist

>> No.13888938

most people are so fucking diluted that they think "well i don't remember being a baby, so obviously anything that happens to a baby doesn't matter"

But all of those awful fucking things you do certainly do matter, each and every time

>> No.13888940

say what you want but i bet she's a good time

>> No.13888945

How much you wanna bet this is some retarded weeb who wanted so desperately to be a jap that he started doing this autistic bullshit so people wouldn't treat him differently for being white. Now they treat him like a white autist.

>> No.13888980

Why do they insist on using their hands? Surely its not impossible to find a stick

>> No.13888988

Hands are actually good for making some things, better than any utensil. Not sure if that counts as one of them, though....

>> No.13889096

that fucking filename kek

>> No.13889123

would definitely try

>> No.13889160

it's "scripted reality" so they pay amateur actors 500 bucks and make them do ridiculous shit just barely believable

>> No.13889304
File: 1.06 MB, 480x351, [autistic shrieks].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

Fuck me, I thought it was a joke. "Nobody would eat that mess of clashing flavours", I hoped in vain. How could you? HOW COULD YOU?

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